Well inviting Donald Trump to do that interview finally got Sarah Palin the attention that she so craves. It wasn't good attention, but it WAS attention.

Okay well as you know I sat through this entire thing last night and live blogged until my eyes started to bleed.

So I think all of you know what I thought. (Oh yeah, you know.)

However I thought you might enjoy hearing what others thought.

Salon had this to say: 

On Friday’s episode of a program whose title isn’t the least bit ironic, “On Point with Sarah Palin,” the former Alaskan governor and failed vice presidential candidate conducted an interview with Donald Trump in which the pair of strong American patriots did little more than whine about the unfairness of it all.

Gawker titled their coverage as "Loser Interviews Hater" which should give you some impression of their opinion. Here's my favorite line from the article: 

In one of the most simultaneously bleak and fawning ten minutes of television I have ever seen, former candidate for Vice President of the United States and current off-brand Fox News (OAN) personality Sarah Palin interviewed everyone’s favorite screaming steamed carrot, Donald Trump.

it really does not get much better than that does it?

NBC News characterized the interview as "lobbing softballs," while Rolling Stone called out Palin for "gushing." (Yeah, I'll bet she was!)

The Daily Beast lobbed perhaps one of the worst insults of all: 

On her fledgling, and embarrassingly low-tech, network, Sarah Palin interviewed Donald Trump, and managed a feat no journalist has yet. She made it boring.

Boring? Oh yeah, that's gonna leave a mark. 

All in all everybody was either underwhelmed or overcome with nausea. (That last one was my camp.)

However perhaps the worst blow of all is that over at the Sea O'Pea, as of this post, there are only two comments under the Trump interview.

Ouch!

Sarah Palin meets her fans.

Courtesy of Palin's Facebook page: 

Great seeing supporters yesterday in San Diego at the One America News Network studios! Thank you for the beautiful flowers - you are awesome! Keep the faith!!

This is essentially how I picture most of the folks who still hang around over at the Sea O'Pee.

Which is a good guess considering that this is the person who founded the website.

Those two women up above look like everything about their lives just pisses them the hell off, and even meeting their idol is not enough to put a smile on their faces.

By the way one of our visitors posted this link to all of Palin's hosting appearances on OAN thus far.

I watched a few of them, and I have to tell you that there has been no improvement since that first appearance on Monday. She fidgets, speaks in that sing song voice of hers, and somehow makes every topic about her in some way.

If she hoped that this gig was going to launch a new career in journalism for her, I think that is very unlikely. And if she somehow manages to get a job as host it will be solely due to her name recognition and infamy and have nothing to do with any "talent."

If you doubt that even for a second go ahead and try to watch one of those videos at the link provided above and then come right back here and apologize for ever doubting me.

Oops it looks like Sarah Palin will not be announcing her candidacy for President at the annual NRA leadership forum after all.

So as I posted last month Palin was among a who's who of potential GOP presidential candidates invited to speak at the NRA's leadership forum this weekend.

And then suddenly, sometime early this afternoon, she was no longer listed on the NRA's official page.

Here was the response over at Sea O'Pee:

Breaking news. Sarah Palin cancels NRA appearance. Read it on their website.

This of course caused a lot of  hand wringing and concerns that something bad had happened, as they had all but convinced themselves that this was the perfect platform for her to announce her candiacy.

As of right now there has been no reason provided, but there was this article over at the The Tennessean: 

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has suddenly canceled her upcoming appearance at the National Rifle Association's Annual Meeting in Nashville later this week. 

But Palin canceled her visit on Wednesday, Jennifer Baker, director of public affairs for the NRA's Institute for Legislative Action, confirmed. 

Baker did not provide a reason for Palin's cancellation.

Well since we don't have any official word as to what made her suddenly drop out, let the wild speculations commence!

Conservatives 4 Palin might be a dying website in America, but the Kiwis LOVE them!

Okay for the record I actually NEVER visit C4P these days, as they stopped being relevant about four years ago.

However somebody recently sent me some links which I found kinda interesting.

As you all know there is a site called Alexa which analyzes website traffic and ranks them based on popularity.

I also never visit there myself because according to my therapist constantly seeking validation by checking a website ranking your blog is "A cry for help Jesse."

Anyhow based on an e-mail I received I went ahead and visited Alexa to check out the rankings for C4P. And what I found there was a little strange to say the least.

As you can see the vast majority of the internet traffic going to C4P comes from New Zealand of all places.

They are ranked only 175,754 in America but a rather incredible 1,521 in New Zealand.

By contrast the Sarah Palin Channel is ranked 162,949 in the US and 61.3% of their traffic comes from America. Which seems about right.

Soooo, what explains the fact that C4P has so many Kiwi visitors?

Is this fake internet traffic that was purchased by C4P? Is there a glitch in Alexa's algorithm? Or is it possible that Palin is wasting her time in North America and should take that 15 hour flight to the self proclaimed "God Zone" where she could apparently reign as queen?

I
But if they DID buy visitors off of the internet, why did they buy so few that they still only rank 306,239 globally? That's not going to impress anybody.

Yep, it's a mystery alright.

By the way for those who are curious this is how IM ranks over at Alexa.

Not bad, not bad at all.

It has not even hit the bookstore shelves yet and ALREADY Palin-bots are trying to give Sarah Palin's newest ghostwritten book away.

This was posted over at the Sea O'Pee yesterday: 

Donate $60 or more to SarahPAC and you will receive an autographed copy of Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas. The book will ship on the October 29, 2013 publishing date and regularly thereafter.

Yes just give $60 to Sarah Palin's PAC dedicated to paying hush money, funding family vacations, and supporting her plastic surgery addiction, and we will send you yet another poorly written book on subject that she simply does not understand, which is being sold at Amazon for only $13.79.

Now THAT is a deal only a Palin fixated paint chip eater could love.

You know if I didn't know any better I might JUST think that the people over at SarahPAC were having trouble attracting donors and were desperate to bring in more money.

But that can't be, can it? I mean haven't those people been telling us for years that Palin is this incredible political force, a unique voice among conservatives, and would someday run for President and teach us all a lesson?

Yep, that's what they said alright. Gee, I wonder what went wrong?

Oh, Sarah Palin is REALLY going to drag this supposed vindication over death panels out for days!

Palin has been tweeting her bony little fingers off today.

First she tweeted this:

Please see the article linked below. To the "defenders of the truth" in the lamestream media, I'm not sayin',... http://t.co/asummpaDtM
— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) August 10, 2013

Which links to an article from the Right Wing Investors.com that gleefully proclaims that Palin was right, and every one else was wrong. And I believe it signs off with "Nanny, nanny, boo boo."

Then later she tweeted this:

See the link below. Here’s a shout out to an intelligent, independent Texan who uses her cowgirl smarts to point... http://t.co/puVbMWtFW8
— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) August 10, 2013

That linked to the Sea O'Pee where the geriatric party is in full swing. (Well full stagger anyway, but they are elderly and incontinent so what do you expect?)

Over there they are essentially using gifs to mock everybody who criticized Palin, including the Republican party, and handing out "she told you so's" to virtually everybody on Palin's old enemies list.

Which nowadays is everybody.

They ended the post with this gif.

As was pointed out here in the comments section, Palin actually has NOT right about death panels. which Media Matters also points out quite effectively:

Sarah Palin was not right. Sarah Palin was never right. And The Hill certainly shouldn't be giving the impression that Palin's "death panel" nonsense has somehow been vindicated. 

Palin's first deployment of "death panel" in August 2009 was in reference to the Advanced Care Planning provision of the House health care bill, and she said it would "decide" whether senior citizens and the disabled were "worthy of health care." This was a lie, and Palin got called out on it, earning herself Politifact's "Lie of the Year" award. 

In December of 2009, Palin switched it up and tried claiming that IPAB (which originated in the Senate's health care bill) was what she was talking about all along and that "this type of rationing" was "precisely what I meant when I used that metaphor." This was also a lie; the law does not allow for the IPAB to make "any recommendation to ration health care... or otherwise restrict benefits or modify eligibility criteria." 

Everything Sarah Palin has said about "death panels" and the health care law has been wrong. The whole "death panel" fiasco is a case study in how ignorant and inflammatory garbage can derail an important policy debate. And The Hill should know better than to treat it as anything but that.

There, that clears things up.

And hear is what News Corpse had to say as well:

If not reading the law makes you an incompetent buffoon, then Palin is at the head of her class. This is what the law actually says about the Independent Advisory Board about which Palin and Bolling were talking: 

“The proposal shall not include any recommendation to ration health care.” 

Of course Palin and her people will never read any of this, nor will anyone who wants to make hay about this in order to attack Obamacare once again. And it is just murky enough that the average GOP voter will take it as gospel that Palin was right and use that to attack all their friends and family members on Facebook and Twitter who dared to ridicule her back in 2009.

Oh joy.

At this point I think it is imperative that Politifact, the site that labeled Palin's claim as The Lie of the Year back in 2009, to once again weigh in and tell the people who are confused about this issue why Palin is still wrong and why she deserved that award, and our continued derision.

Until then these people are gong to be insufferable.  

After suffering one of the worst fundraising periods ever, Sarah Palin decides to start kissing up to her few remaining supporters.

"Hey y'all, still love me? Then prove it by sending a check."

This was posted over at the Sea O'Pea this morning: 

I want to thank all of you who have donated your time, hard-earned money, and efforts to support SarahPAC. We have accomplished an incredible amount together over the last two election cycles, and we somehow did it without the help of the "wise" sages from Washington’s permanent political class. In fact, we bucked them every step of the way and achieved incredible tangible results. (Yep with your help the Teabaggers have all but broken the Republican party. Way to go!)


Your support has given us a platform to articulate a commonsense conservative message to counter those who only go along to get along with an invasive and corrupt big government. (In other words "Those who want to actually do the job that their constituents sent them to Washington to do.") And most important, your donations have allowed us to highlight, support, and elect great conservatives (By "elect great conservatives" does she mean Jason Smith of Missouri, who was the ONLY candidate to receive financial support from SarahPAC this time around?) who are leading the charge daily to save our country. (And by "save" she means "flush it down the toilet.")


Together, we’ve achieved many victories, and I look forward to even more in next year’s elections, as we will continue to hold both parties accountable. 

Thank you again for your continued support, (Please don't stop sending me money!) and don’t let the critics or the media get you down when they try to intimidate (inform) you. They wouldn’t be making such a fuss about SarahPAC supporters if they weren’t aware of how much you have accomplished and how important your support is to changing D.C. (Oh yeah, without that $5000 to Jason Smith, Washington would be a MUCH different place.)


Just remember – if we weren’t making great strides in breaking up their mighty establishment, they wouldn’t waste time attacking us. (Well I had a few minutes, so I thought why not?)


With an Alaskan heart,

 That was followed by her signature via autopen.

A couple of things.

First I think this is one of the VERY rare times that Palin personally had a message ghostwritten for her to encourage the paint chip eaters to keep sending her money. You can essentially smell the desperation emanating from this missive, which makes sense now that Palin is wasting more money than SarahPAC is bringing in.)

Second it should be noted that this plea for money comes on the heels of a money bomb set up by the P-tards just a few days ago, which only serves to underline just how desperate Snowdrift Snooki is to keep the morons stuffing cash into her virtual g-string.

And finally I think she needs to do away with that "Alaskan heart" bullshit.

We now know for a fact that if this idiot has a heart, and the jury is still out on that, it is an Arizonian heart, NOT an Alaskan heart.

Try signing off with THAT next time Cactus Annie.  See how much spare change you attract then.

"Look you can ridicule Sarah Palin all you want, but don't you dare photoshop her!" Signed, The Palin-bots.

Loves freedom, riding scooters, and Sarah Palin.

So, like many others, Redstate decided to point out how ridiculous it is for Sarah Palin to call for the formation of a third party.  

In 2008, to me, Sarah Palin was the “hope” and “change” the GOP could have used. Palin seemed to be more the ‘maverick’ than McCain ever was or could hope to be. 

However, shortly after her convention speech, the McCain campaign took over, the Left attacked, and the rest, as they say, is history. 

Now, after four years of being the quasi-professional bomb-throwing GOP outsider, Palin is tossing the idea out there that she’s open to supporting a third party. 

While the idea is somewhat appealing to those who would rather flee than fight to save America, it is, ultimately, a fool-hearty idea. 

In fact, starting a third party, would result in about as much success as Ralph Nader’s (or Ross Perot’s, for that matter) bid for the White House.

Now not only does the author essentially call Palin a "bomb thrower" and coward a who was prepared to flee rather than fight, but he also went on to categorize Palin's suggestions with those espoused by Unions and Socialists.

I know right?

So as you can imagine this made the Palin-bots take up their pitchforks and torches and prepare to drive the "Redstaters" away from their princess. But not so much for the reasons mentioned above.

You see they did a far worse thing than drag Klondike Kardashian's name through the mud, they dared to photoshop her picture.

The horror!

Now all of us here already know that picture is fake because it shows cleavage, and Palin only has fake breatesesses attached to a Victoria's Secret bra, and cannot show actual cleavage.

See?

But the "vibrantly living" folks over at the Sea O'Pee were indignant!

Considering the attire and position of the person who owns the body that they Photoshopped Governor Palin’s head on to, it’s obvious that this was posted to demean her.

The bastards!

They were SO insulted and riled up that they demanded that Redstate editor Erik Erickson admit what he had done. And take it down.

He seemed unimpressed.

Oh now he done did it!

In response to Erickson's refusal to admit that it was photoshopped, and his dismissal of their anger, they started digging up pictures to prove their point and even brought in their blogger attack dogs to say mean things about his sexuality.

Hmm, now who does that sound like?

All in all it made for one of the fumiest incidents of tantrum throwing and hair pulling that I have ever seen.

Ahh, good times.

Personally I think that Redstate was just too lazy to look for a good picture of Palin with Santa for their article.

Here's one.

Hell there's even one of her with Rudolph. Can't say THAT'S photoshopped.

And as for cleavage pictures, well where do we start?

I'm sure that the folks over at the Sea O'Pee will start protesting THESE photoshop images of Palin too. You know just as soon as they have both hands free to type.

If you get my drift.

Sarah Palin MIA on Hannity yesterday.

So yesterday this was posted on Palin's ghostwritten Facebook page: 

Today, I’m in a remote area in Alaska (in Illiamna in Bristol Bay) and heading back in Todd’s float plane to do an interview for Hannity’s show on Fox in a few hours from our house. 

So of course the Sea O'Pee'ers damn near wet themselves with anticipation.

However Hannity came on and immediately started to talk about the Zimmerman trial, in the first segment usually reserved for the Princess of Poison Punditry. And by the end of the show it was pretty clear that she was not making an appearance.

Which was kind of odd considering the fact that Hannity had a segment on his show called "Is the Left Demonizing the Tea Party?" A segment that literally cried out for the nonsensical word salad of the Tundra twit.

This of course did not escape the notice of the barely coherent Palin-bots who were shocked from their usual stupor to do a thing we call "ask questions. 

"We are just as disappointed as you all are that Governor Palin’s segment was not on. Her Facebook post technically does not suggest it would have been aired tonight, but I do believe two very reliable folks who say they heard Sean advertise it today on his radio show. 

Whatever the case is, hopefully they will run it soon and once again I have no idea why FOX tonight is spending all this time talking about Zimmerman after one of the biggest legislative follies in history came out of the Senate today. 

Some are already claiming that the segment will air on different days, yet we cannot confirm through Governor Palin or FOX, so we’ll await confirmation.

Michele Malkin's insane Twitter focused blog Twitchy gathered a number of angry Palin-bot Tweets demanding to know where Sarah Palin was and accusing Hannity of being liar and tool of the GOP. (Right on both counts!)

Later this was posted on Twitchy:

You do not want to make Sarah Palin angry, and while you’re at it, you shouldn’t make Sarah Palin fans angry either. Palin was to have returned to Fox News tonight with an appearance on Sean Hannity’s show, but her segment was reportedly postponed after being hyped by the network. While viewers did get to see the same footage of the George Zimmerman trial we’ve seen all day long, most would have preferred Palin to “star witness” Rachel Jeantel. 

Now I have no reason to place any faith in the accuracy of the "reporting" from Twitchy as it links to a Palin propaganda site for its explanation. And it seems to me that Hannity's show had plenty of room for Palin's interview as proven by that liberals vs teabagger segment I cited earlier.

So, what happened? If it was just a logistical problem with Palin not making it back home in time, you would think THAT would be offered as the simple explanation. Because I have to tell you IF Palin traveled all the way from Bristol Bay just to film this interview with Hannity, and then got bumped, well that goes to show a dismissive attitude toward the Wasilla Wendigo that will certainly not sit well with her fans, OR with the Grizzled Mama herself.

Conversation on Over Time between Bill Maher and Steve Schmidt infuriates last few remaining Palin-bots.

Courtesy of the Daily Caller:  

On Friday night’s broadcast of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher,” during its online “Overtime” segment, Schmidt tersely responded to a viewer question about McCain’s selection of Palin to be his running mate: 

MAHER: Steve Schmidt, ‘Is it possible you picked Sarah Palin the wrong year?’ Oh, my. ‘Could she have swung the women vote in 2012 enough to have put Romney in the White House?’ 

SCHMIDT: No. 

MAHER: No? That’s your answer? 

SCHMIDT: No. 

MAHER: Never again. Your feeling is there never is a good time for Sarah Palin? 

SCHMIDT: No. 

MAHER: Well, do you think she has learned anything in the years since? 

SCHMIDT: No. 

Yeah I don't think there are very many rational people in this country that would disagree with Schmidt's potion on this.  In fact in my opinion he demonstrated remarkable restraint.

Speaking of restraint, or the lack thereof, the last life raft full of Palin worshipers over at the Sea O'Pee took great umbrage at Schmidt for stating the obvious:  

Yeah, well we feel the same way about you too, skookums. 

Maher is killing two birds with one stone with this kind of footage. First, Misogynist Maher loves any opportunity to disrespect Governor Palin so it makes sense he’d play footsie with Stevie and give him a chance to dis her. Second, he’s putting the spotlight on an even bigger self-important loudmouth buffoon than himself who he wants the public to perceive as a leading voice in the Republican party, not only because Schmidt is endlessly repulsive and thus by connection so is the GOP but also because Snakeoil Steve helps confirm that even the “leading voices” of the Republican party shudder at what a horrible mistake the Palin choice was in 2008.

They then go on to dredge up every bit of information they can (Almost exclusively from Right Wing sources of course) to attack Maher and Schmidt. And do so with such fervor and zeal that it is actually quite comical.

"Yeah Maher is a misogynist and a socialist, and Steve Schmidt is ungrateful, and bald, and probably smells funny."

All I can say is that those poor schmucks over at the Sea O'Pee can bail til their little arms fall off, and they will NEVER manage to remove enough sea water to bring the Palin political Titanic up from the seabed of irrelevancy on which it now rests.

But hey, as long as they are willing to try, we are willing to laugh at their efforts.

Two reporters discuss the end of Sarah Palin. Outraged Palin-bots with pitchforks in 3..2..Oh wait they already responded.

Willow Palin with her giant pupil sporting mother, sitting in the warm truck at the Iron Dog (Photo courtesy of Facebook,)

So two Bloomberg reporters, Ramesh Ponnuruand and Margaret Carlson discuss the career trajectory of Sarah Palin and Jesse Jackson. (For the purposes of this post I will leave out the Jesse Jackson Jr. portions, which is of little interest to me as it is clear he has bi-polar syndrome and is now receiving the care that he needs to deal with it. However if you wish to read the entire article simply click here.)

First off this was Ramesh Ponnuruand's take on her upcoming CPAC appearance:

You ask, Margaret, what I think of Sarah Palin’s upcoming CPAC speech. I suspect, like you, that it will get the crowd cheering: The lady can deliver a speech, particularly one for the conservative faithful. Other conservative media figures with a mass following will also get applause. 

Palin has decided she wants to be grouped with the Sean Hannitys and Ann Coulters of the world, not with the John Kasichs and Marco Rubios, and I am not going to second-guess her about the best use of her talents. The dilemma she now faces is that interest in her as a media figure has been dependent on the possibility that she has a political future. Her endorsements have been pretty savvy as a matter of picking primary winners, but I suspect that their effectiveness has peaked.

I think that most of us would agree with that assessment. (Though I would disagree slightly with Ramesh's assertion that Palin has any discernible "talent" and that she was "pretty savvy" in her picking of primary winners. since I think only a little over 50% of them won their races.)

Here was Margaret Carlson's contribution to the discussion:

Oh, and regarding Sarah Palin: My surprise at her re-emergence has faded to boredom, which is how most people feel, according to polls. She has gone from It girl to an ex-Fox reality star. Fox doesn't fire people who can still get ratings. 

Still, I bet she gets the largest ovation of the conference. I realized that CPAC attendees are celebrity-prone in 2011, when they went wild over Donald Trump, creating a monster Mitt Romney had to bring inside his tent in 2012.

So essentially  what both reporters are saying is what ALL of us are saying, and that is that Palin is yesterday's news and her relevance has diminished to such a point that, using Carlson's description, interest in her has"faded to boredom," which for an attention whore like Sarah Palin is MUCH worse than being a national laughingstock, which was her previous incarnation.

Speaking of laughingstocks those sad little Palin parasites over at the Sea O'Pee took great umbrage that their idol was mentioned in the same breath as a man with an actual diagnosed mental condition:

Classic case of Palin Derangement Syndrome coupled with self-inflated opinions. Governor Palin has “faded to boredom” yet Carlson and Ramesh find her relevant enough to place her in a headline with a felon. It’s humor at its best. 

 The sad thing is, idiots like these want to be taken seriously. The problem is they always wind up proving the perils of establishment politics and end up describing why it is that establishment politicians will never be what’s right for the people.

You know in the old days this kind of knee jerk Palin defense would have garnered over a hundred or more comments, but as of this post this one has only attracted 24 comments, many of them the same people commenting over and over. 

Which, if you think about it, kind of makes Margaret Carlson's point for her.

There has been another sighting of the Lunatic from Lake Lucille.

A friend met @sarahpalinusa today - I am so envious! twitter.com/ReidMeRude/sta…
— Rude Girl (@ReidMeRude) February 10, 2013

It has been almost two months since Palin was kicked loose by Fox News and it looks like she is simply fading into the ether, which of course is exactly what all of us have always wanted.

According to the person posting this the picture was taking in the Phoenix Airport which seems to indicated that Palin is still back between Arizona and Alaska, though I NEVER hear of any sightings of her in Wasilla these days.

I still think she has plans to make more trouble in the future, though I am not at all sure who is still listening to her these days.

Except for these sad idiots of course:

What the left will never get about Governor Palin is that she’d gladly welcome a challenge from Hillary Clinton. But instead of waiting for 2016, let’s hope it starts on 2014’s campaign trail if Clinton dares to show her face.

Yes to these delusional dipshits it is Hillary who is afraid to face Palin.

I guess they missed the part where Hillary handed the Republicans their asses in those Benghazi hearings.

Handful of Sarah Palin defenders, and daughter, fuming that people who make jokes about her, or play her in movies they don't like, keep getting awards!

After Julianne Moore  and Game Change won their awards the other day, I was actually waiting for the Grizzled Mama to rear her road kill bewigged head and roar from the asylum on the dead lake, but, you know, nothing.

Instead what I found was a cupful of urine tossed their by the Sea O'Pee:

Can someone please give Moore and Harris a copy of “Undefeated”, Steve Bannon’s documentary (read: fact filled, historically based film)? Sadly, Moore still lives under the liberal rocks otherwise known as Hollywood and Manhattan: 

"In her acceptance speech, Moore thanked comedian Tina Fey and former CBS anchor Katie Couric for making “a significant difference in the 2008 election.” Fey famously mocked Palin on Saturday Night Live, and Couric won plaudits for an interview with Palin in which the vice presidential nominee seemed flustered and unprepared."

And then give her a copy of Governor Palin’s book, Going Rogue, and Chuck Heath Sr. and Chuck Heath Jr.’s book, Our Sarah. Perhaps then she will fully grasp the errors of her thinking.

Yes, what reliable reference materiel THAT would be.

The only person even vaguely connected to Palin these days to speak out publicly about the awards, was Palin's house boy and loyal butt sniffer Jason Recher. Who said this to CNN:

"It comes as no surprise that the Hollywood Foreign Press recognized another Hollywood group, HBO, for their work of fiction and awarded a prize for best fictional filmmaking,” Recher told CNN. “The reality was an original American story, not a screenplay by people who only imagined events to fit their fiction." 

"The media is reporting last night was Hollywood shining the light on and celebrating women,” he said. “It’s clear however they only celebrate women who fit their political ideology. Women who don’t conform to their liberal values are torn down in terribly harsh ways - a clear double standard which was awarded last night.” 

Yes Hollywood should cover for a person's incredible ignorance and lack of preparation in order to "celebrate" women on both sides of the political aisle. Good call that.

Now the only Palin family member to make a statement recently was Bristol, who was too distracted by the fact that HER nemesis, David Letterman, had told Oprah that he was not REALLY apologetic over a joke he tried to tell about Bristol that, appeared at least, to accidentally be about her sister Willow instead:

In other words, he only apologized so he could continue to make fun of my family. He didn’t mean to joke about Willow being raped, after all. He meant to joke about me being knocked up. Now, that’s a real knee-slapper. 

A notorious liberal, David Letterman’s lack of sorrow for his child rape “joke” shows just how pro-women his politics really are. 

Yes Bristol that was only FOUR years ago, so of course why would anybody expect you to get over it and move on? After all outrage over how the Palin clan is treated is your family's bread and butter.

Isn't that why everybody but Trig has written a book? To "set the record straight?"

Only it seems that every time we read one of these books we are left saying, "That's even worse than I thought!" or "Wait, so reality is only as a Palin family member defines it?"

Oh you Palin people, what WILL you do with yourselves when people finally stop making jokes about that family and nobody even remembers what a fucked up bunch of redneck hillbillies they were?

Update: I alluded to this in the headline but forgot to include it, but I also think that one of the reasons that Brancy brought up this whole David Letterman thing is because he was also recently honored at the Kennedy Center. (Probably didn't help that Tina Fey was the one who did his presentation.)

Caption Contest! Update to include Palin's venomous ghostwritten Facebook diatribe.

This is the new banner that the Sea O' Pee put up just a little while ago.

I think it is supposed to show Palin's disappointment in today's decision, but my first impression was that the lunatics had finally realized that Palin will NEVER set foot in the White House.

So I got to wondering, what does it say to you?

P.S. By the way one of the articles featured prominently over there is titled, and I kid you not, "Breitbart’s Pollak on SCOTUS ObamaScare Ruling: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong."

You can literally almost hear him banging his hands and feet against the floor in a tantrum when you read that, can't you?

Boy is today a great day or what?

Update: Well it looks like Palin rattled RAM's cage and demanded that she earn her keep. ( "Get up bitch I have venom to spew!")

This courtesy of the Grizzled Mama's Facebook page:

Thank you, SCOTUS. This Obamacare ruling fires up the troops as America’s eyes are opened! Thank God. (Oooh passive aggressive, I love the passive aggressive Palin! You can almost hear her teeth grinding from here.)

This proves to be such an unsettling time in America as we undergo the fundamental transformation that Barack Obama promised he would do to us if elected. Obamacare was dealt in deception and confusion by flooding the public with an overwhelming amount of conflicting “rationale” via thousands of pages of unread legislative detail, which is the radical left’s M.O. Obama promised the American people this wasn’t a tax and that he’d never raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000. We now see that this is the largest tax increase in history. It will slam every business owner and every one of the 50% of Americans who currently pay their taxes. The other 50% are being deceived if they think they’re going to get a free ride – because Medicaid is broke. Recipients of Obama’s “free health care” will have fewer choices and less accessibility. Trust me – this much more expensive health care WILL be rationed; to claim otherwise defies all economic and common sense. (Oh boy, SOMEBODY spit their meds into the toilet this morning!) 

We will not retreat on this. A newly elected legislative branch is key to defending our Republic and fundamentally restoring all that is good in America. (Translation: "AHHH, this can's t be happening! We OWN the Supreme COurt! Who forgot to pay Roberts this month?) 

SCOTUS now rules this is a tax? Well, Congress has the ability to create taxes – and also has the ability to rescind them. Upon their return from the July recess, Congress should act immediately to repeal this terrible new tax on the American people, and indeed they must repeal all of Obamacare. This is the most brazen and sweeping new tax and government overreach imposed on us. We the People did not ask for this tax, we do not want this tax, and we can’t afford this tax. This is not an answer to America’s health care challenges. (Translation: And in closing let me just say, TAX, TAX, TAX! It's gonna be a goddamn tax people!) 

It’s time, again, for patriotic Americans to rise up to protest this obvious infringement on our economic and personal freedom. November is just around the corner. Today, the Supreme Court issued their ruling on Obamacare. In November, We the People will issue ours. (Translation: Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck!")


- Sarah Palin

Palin is an idiot if she believes this hurts the President or proves that she was right about "death panels." It does neither.

But perhaps one of the best parts of this decision is that it REALLY irritates the moosecrap right  out of Palin.  Like I said, it sure is a good day!

Update 2: Damn, it looks like Klondike Kardashian is getting eviscerated on Twitter!

Gotta love it!

SarahPAC releases video in desperate attempt to counterbalance truth revealed in HBO's "Game Change."

And along with this video depicting the response of people to Palin BEFORE they got to know how ignorant and screwed up she was, spliced together with tape of Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace, while still on the McCain payroll, desperately trying to bail water to keep their floundering campaign afloat, SarahPAC also released this e-mail which says in part:

We have warned viewers of Game Change’s distortions–based upon the description and reports from people who have viewed the film, HBO must add a disclaimer that this movie is fiction.

Yes like the screaming of a few dozen diehard Palin-bots is going to make HBO relabel this movies as fiction. Hey, maybe it would help if everybody at the Sea O'Pee all held their breath at the same time? Worth a shot.

And then later in the e-mail they add this.

SarahPAC’s latest video, Game Change We Can Believe In, shares the true story of the 2008 Presidential race, the same story that millions of Americans witnessed. It is a story of a gutsy, Washington-outsider taking politics-as-usual by storm, the story of a spirited reformer who refused to conform to establishment norms. Governor Palin left her home state of Alaska with an 80% approval rating to electrify the nation overnight with commonsense conservative solutions. 

After working with Governor Palin, former McCain campaign adviser Nicolle Wallace described her as “a once-in-a-generation politician who just has that something. She electrified our race. She has inspired our party.”

Yes Nicole Wallace described her as a "once-in-a-generation politician" when all they knew about her was what  Googling her name had revealed to them. But then they met her, and got to know her and become appalled by her, well THAT is how a movie like Game Change comes about.

And I am tired of the 80% approval rating getting tossed around all of the time. She, along with Frank Bailey, Ivy Frye, and others, rigged those polls just like the C4P folks did to keep Bristol in DWTS until the end.

Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, about this woman in authentic.

And that poorly edited You Tube video is not going to do anything to change people's understanding of that fact once they see "Game Change."

But hey nice try anyway!

By the way HBO has written a letter completely backing up the factual basis for this movie.

Like I said, the Palin-bots can bitch and moan until their throats are raw, but the facts are irrefutable. This should work out as well for them as the "blood libel" video did for Palin after Congresswoman Gabby Giffords was shot. These people NEVER learn!

The Palin girls hit the town for CPAC. Update!

This was is one of the pictures taken of the Grizzled Mama, and her cubs, by a Palin-bot in Washington D.C. during CPAC.

Here is a little of the write up that accompanied these photos over at the Sea O'Pee.


I asked Willow if The Beehive did her hair (the color and the style were cool!). She smiled and pointed to herself—“I did it.” It all makes even more sense now that I see from the Governor’s interview with “The Insider” that Willow was accepted to “hair school.” I was able to tell Bristol that we wanted to be at her book signing at Books-a-Million in DuPont Circle, but we didn’t see a time listed on her Facebook page. (That was quite a whirlwind weekend.) She graciously offered to stop long enough and gently bring Willow in for a photo, even though the rope line was long and security was intense.

 Now I am not suggesting that the people who attend CPAC are lacking in intelligence, but did this person REALLY believe that Willow had her hair done in some little hair salon in Wasilla, before making the twelve to fifteen hour flight to Washington DC?

And isn't it too bad that Bristol did not better advertise her book signing? It totally looks like she could have increased the "crowd" by at least one person if she had. Or perhaps she chose not to advertise it better so that these people would NOT be able to find it.

Now the above photos were taken right after the Grizzled Mama's speech o' lies delivered to the CPAC crowd. But there is also this one taken during the birthday party they threw for Snowdrift Snooki later in the day, which was attended by a handful of diehard Palin-bots and a poster of Palin massaging Ronald Reagan's nose.

Well it looks to me like that poster of Palin had a wonderful time. Don'tcha think?

If you wish to see more pictures you will have to hold your nose and click the link above to visit the Sea O'Pee.

P.S. While we are on the subject of photos I thought I would place the link here of the pictures taken during the 2008 campaign and recently posted by SarahPAC.

There are some very interesting pictures in there.

Update: Apparently some of the Right Wing blogs were upset by the attire of some who attended CPAC.

“Women [at CPAC] will be future leaders, too, and I was dismayed to see how many of them either looked frumpish or like two-bit whores,” wrote conservative blogger Melissa Clouthier. “If, at the number one conservative conference of the year, young men and women are looking and acting like the cast of Jersey Shore, it’s time to reset the compass.” 

Clouthier went on to say that females should not show cleavage or wear skirts shorter than three finger-widths above the knee. “Bend at the knee,” she lectures. “No, I don’t want to see your butt.” 

I cannot imagine WHO she as talking about.

Second post for our War on Contraception Friday: The Sarah Palin approved birth control method.

You can still screw multiple people, but you have to wink and quit halfway through. 

This one's for you Palin-bots!

(H/T to Cognitive Dissonance.)

Of course this is what Sarah Palin's appearance at CPAC was REALLY all about.

This is the top post at the Sea O'Pee today, and was posted even BEFORE Palin took the stage at CPAC last night. (As of this writing it only has a pathetic 34 comments.)

It sounds like a  number of individuals are contributing $20.12 for the next nine months, or until the election.  That does not sound like even enough to keep their queen dressed in the type of quality clothing to which she has grown accustomed.

But then again, maybe it is.

I love this little disclaimer that the Pee-bots have up:

As a reminder, C4P money bombs for SarahPAC are solely independent, grassroots projects of Conservatives4Palin. Anything that is put up on this blog is solely the product of its contributors and editors. There is no collaboration with SarahPAC to help raise funds.

Anybody who would buy that would...they would...well they would be somebody who be a Sarah Palin supporter, now wouldn't they?

I keep hearing that Palin did NOT get paid for this speaking gig, which of course is what kept her from showing up in years past, but I am pretty sure she somehow finagled a way to be compensated for her troubles. Some compensation that was more compelling than this rather pathetic money bomb that is.

Sarah Palin "refudiates" the idea of being a write in candidate or a third party candidate, despite the pleading of the paint chip eaters, while apparently wearing her wig backwards.

To watch the interview just click the picture.

Resplendent in orange and pink, Palin starts off by repeating some tired old cliches about Iowa to make herself seem like a "rill" political pundit, and then goes on to give Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich a little verbal "reach around" for pandering to her base of uneducated inbreds.

However at around the 4:40 mark, Bolling plays the Palin-bot Iowa Earthquake ad asking people to write Palin's name in on the ballots, and it is THEN that Palin decides to drive a stake through the heart of the idea that she has ANY intention of entering this primary:

"I would not be surprised if there ARE names written in tomorrow evening in Iowa, but..um..at this point the field is what it is."

And then about a minute later:

"The field is what it is and I look forward to supporting the winner of this primary process because the general's gonna be tough."

Bolling tries to coax Palin into continuing the tease by asking her if there is still room in the field.

But clearly Palin is finally tired of shaking her money maker in the faces of the sweaty old men who make up the bulk of her support, and responds in a fairly definitive manner:

"You know I said, I think it was to you Eric, a couple of weeks ago that there still is time, there still is room, in that field for others. And when I said it I was surprised at, um the fingers pointing back to me like I was talking about solely myself jumping in there."

Bolling, realizing that nobody is going to bother wanting to watch his interviews with the Lunatic from Lake Lucille if she stops the political prick tease, asks her yet again if there was a ground swell of support for her would she consider jumping in after Iowa?


"I don't see that happening. So, with that hypothetical, I have not even taken the time to consider it, I don't see it happening."

Now we all KNOW that the Sea O'Pee is chock full of the slowest learners on the planet but surely THIS is enough to convince EVEN THEM that they should move on and forget their fantasies of convincing Palin to humiliate herself, destroy what's left of her reputation, and demonstrate the vast stupidity of her followers by entering this race.  Don't you think?

Well if you do, then you REALLY don't understand this sad, desperate, little group at all:

I was struck by the fact that she NEVER SAYS 'NO'!! 
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Yep. She could have VERY EASILY ended everything today. 

To me, Sarah is clearly waiting for the field to shake out. She'll get in when more anti-Romney candidates either drop or don't seem viable--which is bound to happen soon. 
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I noticed she seemed almost elated as she stated that 41% of Iowans were still undecided on who thely would vote for, and she said people could write in the candidate they prefer! 

Also that she still never shut the door on running. She did shut the door on a third party run, very specifically. My thoughts are, if she were not planning to enter the race, she would have been just as specific about that. Clarity is one of her strong suits, so if she were not planning to run, she would be very clear about it. I was also struck by her very serios focused look, for most of the interview. I believe she is waiting to see how many write-in votes she gets in Iowa. Oh, if I only lived in Iowa!!
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Eric pointed to the "Earthquake" ad and Sarah pointed him in a different direction, thus effectively skirting the possibility of reconsideration. 

Sarah is an championship 3 tiered chess player. And, an photographic memory... (WTF?)

Sarah will come out swinging for the fences with the TEA Party. She is talking about herself when she states the combined qualities of the candidates would be the perfect candidate. 

That's her. She has all of the qualities that we are looking for in a POTUS. 
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Oh...my....God!

I swear, if Palin went door to door, to convince these people, each individually, that she was not running, they would STILL throw there money at her and afterward tell everybody they knew that just the fact that she bothered to show up PROVES that she is still considering a run.

The stupid is just SO deep!

I am not sure if somebody is playing a practical joke on the Palin-bots, on Iowa voters, or on Sarah Palin herself. But this CANNOT be serious! Can it?

Apparently one of Palin's many handful of supporters took it upon themselves to make some commercials to encourage people to write Palin's name in during the Iowa caucus.

However I don't think...I mean you can't just...she isn't even...oh here just let them explain it to you.

I made these three four five videos for "Sarah Palin's IOWA Earthquake" group on facebook. We are hoping that Governor Palin will reconsider her decision to not run for president in 2012. Currently, we are asking Iowans to caucus for Palin on January 3rd. 

We are in need of more donations. If you are willing to donate any amount to a fund to air ads on Des Moines, IA television stations that will be set to air within the next week or two, please DONATE NOW. We currently only have enough money to air a 30-second advertisement 3 or 4 times in the Des Moines market. We are seeking to at least triple or quadruple this amount. If you can help, or if you know of someone who can, please send them our way. 

Okay so right off the bat you realize that this person is fairly delusional. However you may NOT yet assume that they are batshit crazy.

Until you see the commercials they created of course.

Here is the first one.

I am assuming the quick flashes of the Grizzled Mama are because the person making this realizes that a prolonged exposure to Palin will just make more people hate her. However one has to wonder if the strobe light effect might not trigger seizures in certain television viewers rendering them incapable of reaching for their credit cards in order to donate to the cause. And gee wouldn't that suck?

By the way did you notice at the end that this commercial was this disclaimer: "NOT authorized by Sarah Palin, SarahPAC, any candidate or candidate's committee?" And if I may add, anybody else with half a brain.

But as bad as THAT one was, it was not the worst.

I present to you, "The Bear."

Now I am not sure if Palin herself is the bear, or that she is meant to protect America from this "bear," or if in fact the creator of the commercial is just suffering from a strange bear fetish. All I know is that this is one of the craziest commercials I have seen created for a potential candidate since Carly Fiorina's famous "demon sheep" political ad. (P.S. You can see more of these creative political moose nuggets by visiting the link provided above.)

Personally I thought that these Nebraska Attitude people were just yanking me, but a quick jump into the Sea O'Pee demonstrated that the morons were lapping this up like honey.

Donate baby donate! 

Its good to see so much positive energy going on on C4P you are doing the lords work to help to get Sarahs name out there in these early primary states. This is what true grassroots is all about 

Team Rogue: 
You all should be proud of yourselves... this is what teamwork is all about! A few people can make a big difference for many. 
As we end this year, not all of us are still here that started last January. This is the way it is on a long march. But we're almost there. In a few months, we'll know for sure one way or another If Pallin gets in and makes this country a better place. Let's give this one last push forward with all the determination you got left. That includes you moderators who think it's easyer to just sit and wait for something to happen. If not now...when? 
Please find it within yourselves to be team players and work towards that common goal for the best of everyone.

Ahh, just when you thought these people could not get any more entertaining.

Update: Well it looks like at least one of these ads has really upset a certain demographic in this country.  The bears.

Here is a message from their delegated spokesperson.

Well I think that is pretty definitive, don't you?