I'm thrilled to show you the cover of my new book, "Not Afraid of Life!" You'll notice that there's a certain cute little boy on the cover. I love that photo!
I have to agree with Bristol that Levi's son is a VERY cute little boy. But how come she is using such an old picture of them together? Why not use a more current one?
Oh, yeah. I forgot.
By the way literacy may not yet be dead in this country, but it is flat on its back and bleeding out like a son-of-a-bitch! Though I have to say that Geoffrey Dunn did his level best to revive it.
Update: Apparently while all of this is going on Levi is trying to get a little love from Oprah:
"Oprah's had Bristol Palin and Sarah Palin, Levi wants to be on her show," Johnston's manager, Tank Jones, told the gossip website.
"He wants to tell his side of the story," he added about why Johnston is seeking a spot before "The Oprah Winfrey Show" wraps up in May.
Yeah, good luck with that. If only you had asked BEFORE allowing the Grizzled Mama to convince you to tell people that you are a liar.
Well, she must have been very dissatisfied with her face every time she looked into the mirror. She reminds me of the Morlock girl now.
ReplyDeleteThe change is not very appealing, is it only on the outside?
Bristol ruined whatever looks she had with the plastic surgery. I thought she looked really cute whe she did her first Candies stint especially since it was only a few months after she had Tripp.
ReplyDeleteBesides the awful chin, her eyebrows are way over plucked , or something is just not right, but I can't put my finger on it. Bristol looks like those over botoxed cougars from Real Housewives. Maybe she had an eye lift ? She is almost unrecognizable .
It is always painful for control freak parents when their kis start doing their own thing.
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ReplyDeleteGryphen, you are ruining Sarah's days and she will keep coming here to read and she'll miss viewing the Royal Wedding.
ReplyDeleteSarah, you are an idiot. eh.
Her mouth looks different, also too. Much plumper bottom lip.
ReplyDeleteI love that photo with she and trig; it is genuine, it's lovely. But why didn't she get a new photo? This one is years old. She must really love it.
ReplyDeleteG, have you heard anything about Bristol's "new liberal views"? Is there anything to this story?
ReplyDeleteShe's starting to look more and more like Grifter mom.
ReplyDeleteBizarre eyebrows or something, VV is right.
I'm so sick of this hillbilly family.
F*ucking embarrassing to all Americans ... especially the non "rill" ones. Pfffft
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ReplyDeleteDid you see Sarah has a new book coming out in June also, Bristol & Sarah going to go on a book tour together. Sarah's book is 208 pages and this garbage about Bristol not letting Sarah come to the house is just to get people interested in the two books.
ReplyDeleteAt least she's crediting the real writer of the book on the cover and not pretending she wrote it herself. That in itself is progress for that clan.
ReplyDeleteBristol makes me sick to my stomach. She has glamorized getting pregnant at a young age and being a single mom.
ReplyDeleteMost teens that get pregnant don't have the luxury of a rich, celebrity mother who supports them financially and arranges jobs for them.
I have heard Bristol complain about how hard it is being a single mom, especially without child support from Levi. Of course, that is total bullshit.
I also take issue with the media because they give her WAY too much coverage and portray her as something that she is not.
I think she looks pretty.
ReplyDeleteWhere the Hell is Levi? With Bristol making all of this money, he should have his child support payments reduced. It appears that Bristol can take Tripp out of state and there isn't a complaint from Levi. The argument that the Palins made against Levi having any custody of Tripp was that he would exploit the boy and sell photographs of him. Well, that seems to be what Bristol is doing, and it ought to be grounds for Levi to fight for custody of his kid. Maybe Levi will make enough money with HIS book so that he can afford a good lawyer.
ReplyDeleteAs for the books coming out this summer, mother and daughter combined book tours, I'll describe the comments about the Borders Book Stores that are going out of business. People have commented about the stacks of "American by Heart." It didn't sell very well, and it's hard to see how Sarah's handy book of quotations or Bristol's ghost written book are going to do much better. Me, I am cheering for Dunn and McGinniss for real blockbusters.
Twenty year old is way too young to start down the road to madamism.
ReplyDeleteShe looks overdone, stretched, and perpetually surprised. She used to be fresh faced and sweet looking. Now she's skating close to Kardashianville.
Sadly, Levi has never had good legal representation. I think "his team" is paid off by the Palins to ensure that he is constantly looking like too little, late.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Ot but this comment on C4P about our President kills me:
ReplyDeleteAmjean Today 09:30 PM in reply to KeeleyH
I, too, think that is what is happening. Every conservative I know despises Obama and wants him taken to the woodshed. I don't think people are really keen on Trump as president; however, they love seeing him take it to Obama.
Too much bottom on lips, too much plastic surgery for a young woman. Too bad she ruined her looks.
ReplyDeleteBad plastic surgery. Bristol, you were had by the plastic surgeons. Don't have more work on your lower lip. The chin implant is terrible. I would ask for a recell. Maybe you have already. You have been out of pics for awhile. Sad, you are such a loser.
ReplyDeleteOff topic here but Gryphen and anyone else who uses Feedjit. I can't see it when I am on my blog. Anyone else having that problem? You can e-mail me at serpentsheart@hotmail.com
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Brisket and Gramma: So sad you spent so much on your plastic surgery. Sorry, know the name of your anesthesiologist in LA!!!!!! We have the proof of your do-over! It is a shame the results were so bad. Sarah: your plastic surgery made you look less credible, more scary than you were when you were running for Wassilla Mayor. Sorry, doll, you looked better then. Now, just a has-been. You are moving toward the Joan Rivers crowd.
ReplyDeleteFuck Bristol, her mother, John McCain, Donald Trump and the media.
ReplyDeleteThese bastards claim to fame is thriving and opening the doors for racists from bowels of hell.
Sick of it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX5ueEKsSWc&feature=player_embedded
As far as Bristol becoming a Liberal, Bullshit. Another publicity stunt from Palin Klan to get more attention.
Polls Indicate Sarah Palin Should Just Forget About 2012 Presidential Run
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110426/pl_ac/8364445_polls_indicate_sarah_palin_should_just_forget_about_2012_presidential_run
GET IT!! MOST AMERICANS DON'T LIKE GRIFTER PALIN.
Now Bristol has Lisa Rinna lips.
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Lisa and Bristol have more in common than the same plastic surgeon. They both have been on DWTS. Lisa also appeared on Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, but we have to wonder if Bristol is really a celebrity or just an unmarried mother who has a book coming out.
Since Sarah and Bristol might be reading here, I have a couple of words of warning: Remember what Michael Jackson looked like after his surgeries. Be careful, your chin could fall off.
Brave, strong Bristol. She CHOSE life.
ReplyDeleteUnlike those weaker, knocked-up girls who may have faced a more painful choice because perhaps they lacked family support, chances to make thousands by telling everyone else to refrain,plus numerous other scams dreamed up by a powerful narcissist. Nor did they have a family compound to retreat to every time their little independent streak wasn't panning out.
What a hero.
Actually, Tripp is Bristol's only selling point. If she hadn't been pregnant nobody would give her a second look. Tripp is the package.
ReplyDeleteOMG, she looks completely different than she used it. What did she DOOO??? She can't possibly be happy with those results. Bristol may be an idiot now, but there was nothing wrong with her looks for her to do this to herself. This is not the girl I knew from middle school.... how far she's fallen.
ReplyDeleteTo illustrate what Virginia Voter was talking about in the second comment above:
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(see dates on each frame)
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http://bit.ly/mQiLOm
(9/2008 & 2/2011 -- it's obvious she had more work done after the 2/2011 appearance)
While Bristol certainly does not have anything to add to the national discourse by penning her book with a ghostwriter, I really can't fault her for removing the fat under her chin. In this day and age we don't have to live with any physical deformity that we find we are uncomfortable with. Just as we have had our "greys" covered we can now adjust our physiology so that it better fits us. No need to live with what Mother Nature bestowed upon you. Medical Technology is not a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteHowever, we've not found a way to fix "stupid" so while some can improve their looks, they can't improve their brain.
Actually, Tripp is Bristol's only selling point. If she hadn't been pregnant nobody would give her a second look. Tripp is the package.
ReplyDeleteHow could her mom let her do this to her young face? It is so sad!
ReplyDeleteIs she going into the Witness Protection Program? Seriously, she does not look like the same girl.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was "Good for Bristol for starting to have a mind of her own.". Using her child as a bargaining chip shows she's still a Palin at heart, though.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading a few of the comments, I started thinking that maybe this is some kind of strategy to attract anti-Palinites.
After reading all the comments and finding a FULL 40% dedicated solely to the Palins' plastic surgery, I feel like I'm in an Obama Sea O' Pee. Let's keep focused on the big picture, ok?
Really think you should practice what you preach! Bristol is very young and used her child against father HER EXCUSE IS BEING YOUNG! YOU ARE NOW 45 and you are still acting a fool
DeleteThe big picture here is you just had plastic surgery that did absolutely ZERO good, and now you got a chip on your shoulder!!
DeleteIF YOU GONNA TELL IT AT LEAST TELL IT LIKE IT IS
Looking at that book cover, are you sure that is Bristol? I'm looking but I do not see an elbow on those limbs, are we looking at an alien?
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ReplyDeleteDid you see Sarah has a new book coming out in June also, Bristol & Sarah going to go on a book tour together. Sarah's book is 208 pages and this garbage about Bristol not letting Sarah come to the house is just to get people interested in the two books.
6:10 PM
Is this another one of those "I'm crossing America on a bus but my bus has wings on it tour"?
Is this where they hire Piper to stand at the head of the book signing line keeping an eye out for Gryphen?
Brisdull will be able to purchase an even bigger chin now. Instead of sizing up in vehicles like a Lincoln Navigator or what have you, she prefers chins and will trade in the current one for the Lincoln Navigator equivalent.
ReplyDeleteI wonder about Willow and Piper. Aren't they feeling a bit left out in terms of cashing in some way? I wonder what they have planned to get their fair share of fame and fortune.
Anastasia Beaverhausen @ 10:15pm said:
ReplyDelete...a FULL 40% dedicated solely to the Palins' plastic surgery, I feel like I'm in an Obama Sea O' Pee...
What the h*ll does President Obama have to do with this!? He does NOT participate in anything Palin, despite $P's never-ending and desperate efforts to bait him and gain his attention.
So kindly do not sully his good name by dragging it into this realm of discussion.
Agree or disagree with his politics, he is a highly intelligent, well-educated, and serious-minded person who is trying to do what is arguably one of the toughest jobs in the world.
So, again, please don't even try to associate him with Palin crap, lest it become obvious that your alleged objection to an off-base focus on the Palins' plastic surgery is actually an objection to President Obama himself.
Signed,
Tired of False Equivalencies
Anastasia is a dipshit who pretends to know everything, when actually she's nothing more that a secretary... She's an ASSHOLE ;)
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ReplyDeleteWho will read this book? Not any of the 20 year olds I know. One is an ACTUAL single mother working very hard, distancing herself from her own addict parents, and is already halfway through college. Another, from modest means, is a student pursuing three majors, is a published poet and photographer, and spends her time helping homeless street kids in San Francisco. The third is a goofy but brilliant young man, also a student, who in high school was suspended for fighting because he threw a punch at a bully who was harassing a lesbian couple.
ReplyDeleteThese, thankfully, represent our future, but until the media stop elevating and rewarding the grifters and stop ignoring the great people who do exist all around us, the mood of doom will continue.
How do we shut down the endless stream of Palins, Trumps, and racists that are shoved in our faces?
Sorry but the book will bomb cause no one cares about Bristol's fairy tale story of growing up a Palin.
ReplyDeleteThe whole book will be a made up story and will not resemble the disfunctional life of plastic Bristol.
Bristol now looks just as hard faced as a Madame and just a younger Mommy dearest. She really looks hard and bitter now to be in her 20s.
This new twist of pretending that Bristol is growing into a democrat and that she was contacted by Michelle Obama is just another Palin lie to pad a resume for Bristol the Pistol.
Bristol is still under Sarah's rule 100% and lets not forget it cause that is the way for Bristol to keep on cashing in and grifting just like Mommy dearest.
The rumor is that these two idiots will be doing a book tour together. What a waste of trees and America is really sinking into the cesspool of la Palin, eh.
What's with the inner tube tire lower lip? She was prettier before.
ReplyDeleteAll distaste for Palin adoration aside, I think that Bristol may turn out to be not nearly as bad as Sarah.
ReplyDeleteI remember my daughter-in-law at 19 and it's a wonder we allowed her to survive.
Seriously, most kids are still idiots at 19 (and no matter what the legal age may be, at 19 you ARE still a kid.
Getting on Dancing With The Stars and being exposed to NORMAL, non-Alaskans, NON- Palin worshippers who had widely varying backgrounds, experiences, education, viewpoints, sexualities, morals, mores, etc... was the best thing that could have happened to this kid.
Reading these anti-Palin opinions on the internet or seeing it through other media doesn't do anything to help a person grow or change when it's mostly in the form of an attack on yourself and your family. Anyone would immediately close their mind to that.
Hopefully she's started learning a lot more than what her closed environment with Mama allowed her.
Meeting gay people and finding she liked them before even knowing they're gay may have helped (or she may be faking that new attitude to lessen the backlash against her Facebook gay slurs. I'd like to be able to give her the benefit of the doubt.)
In any case, no 17 -19 year old kid has any idea how to orchestrate, let alone make use of the sudden notoriety / fame with which Bristol was hit. Blame that on her psycho mommy the ultimate opportunist.
I kind of believe Bristol followed instructions as any overwhelmed pregnant kid would have done.
Maybe now she's moved away and is starting to see the light? In which case, I applaud her.
Bristol may turn out OK, she has a lot of life ahead of her and I think that she is already more mature than her mom.
ReplyDeleteBTW- Beautiful wedding today.
I think she looks like an android. Devoid of any life.
ReplyDeleteYes I also think this is just a ruse to get more people to buy her book, more magazine articles more pictures. MORE MONEY. Just pretending to have more liberal thoughts.How can anybody trust their motives? Did anyone else hear her say on DWTS What the judges say doesn't matter. Yeah when the votes are rigged it doesn't matter, just like our election votes have been stolen.
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She likes the photo cause thats the thinest she'd been in a long time.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how this old studio picture is her fav.
She is one sick daughter of a half termed gov writing half a book.
Bristol must be a very unhappy person inside to have all that plastic surgery at her age, I pity her, she will end up being a hateful person all her life.
ReplyDeleteThank you, @1:36. You can always tell the Palinbots here, posing as concern trolls, when they make the false equivalencies. The false equivalencies are so tiresome; they cannot debate facts, much like Palin in the VP debate.
ReplyDeleteSo...is this where we congratulate her for failing sex ed?
ReplyDeleteBrisdull who? Oh yeah, the pregnant girl dragged around by Mommy and all the poor kid wanted to do was lay on the floor with Mark Ballas and give the middle finger to America.
ReplyDeleteSo is this a picture book with the changing faces of Brisdull after having put her chin forward and receiving a fat lip?
Bristol - two words for your vocabulary, PLANNED PARENTHOOD.
ReplyDeleteAnd so Bristol Palin's descent into madamism begins at the age of 20....
ReplyDeleteAbout a year ago, didn't Bristol criticize Levi for using Tripp's picture in magazine articles?
ReplyDeleteAnd now she is featuring Tripp on the cover of her book. Tripp is more the subject of that picture than Bristol. So who is using Tripp?
I thought she was a beautiful young woman, but now she looks like a woman who is trying to be a young beautiful woman "but there is no there." She looks like a Stepford doll. However did this come to pass?
ReplyDeleteBristol's a blob...which is unnecessary if she took care of herself, her diet, and exercised on a regular basis.
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