Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Stung by recent bad press, and terrified of the future bestsellers destined to destroy her credibility, Sarah Palin puts the squeeze on her followers before the money well runs dry.

The following are select portions of the plea for more money that the Grizzled Mama sent out to her rapidly dwindling supporters. (I decided to illustrate it with screengrabs from yesterday's Greta Van Susteren interview for your enjoyment.  H/T to Loriah..)


Taking back control of the House last year was only the first step. Now you and I must fix our eyes on 2012.


Can I count on your support as we look ahead to 2012?


I know what a sacred trust it is to be asking you to contribute your hard-earned money to SarahPAC.


I take that trust very seriously, especially in these hard economic times.


But there’s so much at stake now!


It’s imperative that you and I fight to end deficit spending – protect our free market entrepreneurial system – drill here and drill now for responsible energy independence – secure our borders – and strengthen our national defense to stand up to Islamic extremists and other enemies of America.
please send your best gift possible to SarahPAC today.


Thank you for joining me in the fight to keep America the country we know and love!


With an Alaskan Heart,

Sarah Palin

You know if the people who loved her REALLY wanted to help her, they would stop sending her money and pool their resources to get her some top notch psychiatric care just as soon as humanly possible.

Because ladies and gentlemen, this woman is losing it BIG TIME!

(To read the pitch for the Flying Monkey cookie money in its entirety, just click here to visit the Sea O'Pee.)

105 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:09 PM

    sheesh...could she wear any more makeup? She's a Tammy Faye look alike.

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  2. Anonymous3:09 PM

    Is that the glow of an evil telepromter in her glasses?

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  3. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Oh dang, I will not visit the see of pee and catch a virus.

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  4. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Me! Me! I want to contribute to gorgeous Sarah's campaign!

    I have no cognitive skills. Man, I don't even know what that means. But, I do know I hate black and brown people and I do know I like to say I'm a Christian. So Sarah's the straight-shooter....uhm, I mean, Sarah's the criticizer for me!

    I just cashed my latest unemployment check. Where do I contribute???

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  5. Anonymous3:16 PM

    Looks like silly Scarah bombed out a couple of times, does she have herpes on her lips again.

    She's trolling for dollars cause she be living in the manse in Arizona and the servants must be paid. She also needs to pay Brisket for google services. Brisket's babysitters also must be paid also too.

    Send yer dollars and pennies to Scarah so she can continue to live in luxury fit for a queen drifter.

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  6. Anonymous3:17 PM

    "With an Alaskan Heart.."
    What the hell is that supposed to mean?
    With all due respect to you, Gryphen, and to all the other SANE Alaskans, I think Sarah Palin has done more DAMAGE to the great state of Alaska than anyone else in American history has EVER done to their home state. Alaska, which used to mean "independent thinker" in my mind, (from memories of that TV show " Northern Exposure"), now only means land of extremists. Whether true or not, it may take decades of Palin-free influence in the 49th state for me to even entertain the possibility of using my tourist dollars up there. Sorry.

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  7. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Yes, these are hard economic times you millionaire grifter, so quit begging for money from gullible people on limited incomes! "A Sacred Trust"...man, she's got the con language down pat. She really should have been a televangelist.

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  8. angela3:20 PM

    Hahahahahahahaha.
    Flying monkey cookie money!!!!
    Gryphen, you slay me.

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  9. Anonymous3:20 PM

    what the hell is wrong with her lips? did she have a stroke and doesn't have muscle control on the right side of her face?

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  10. Anonymous3:22 PM

    This is how I judge how the rest of the country is viewing SP.

    I go to Google, click google news and type in Palin. When its all funny I am at ease. The minute it is ever serious, then I will worry.

    Right now...totally at ease.
    Palins Incoherence
    Palin Mocks Katie Couric
    Julianne Moore as SP
    Bristol bans mom from home for being too Republican.

    Those are Palins headlines...lol

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  11. Virginia Voter3:23 PM

    Yes, please bots send Sarah all your grocery money, so there's none left for actual candidates. Sarah needs it to maintain the lifestyle which she has become accustomed to...private jets, multiple homes, recreational vehicles, hair weaves, and plastic surgery. Since her TLC show was not renewed Sarah will have to pay for her own $35,000 hunting trips .

    Give til it hurts bots....no pain, no gain

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  12. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Check in the mail. LOL

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  13. Anonymous3:25 PM

    Dear brother, I do not blame Sarah any more. She and RAM are having fun. Go ahead minions. Give it all to SARAH PAC.
    You know stupid deserve to be swindled. Keep up the good work Sarah. Swindle your stupid minions who think you will be elected president of this country. Go ahead crazies, break your pensions, give it to Sarah, because she is so broke and needs your money.

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  14. Anonymous3:25 PM

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381199/Bristol-Palin-bans-mother-Sarah-home-Republican.html

    Yeh Im not sure I believe any of this.

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  15. Anonymous3:26 PM

    Sarah needs more money to pay Ram to tweedle and do fakebook posts. Brisket needs money to pay for her chin surgery. Sarah needs money to send to Toad in Alaska to fuel the stud boy machines.

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  16. Anonymous3:27 PM

    Teleprompter alert in glasses!


    Sarah, your ass is grass.

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  17. Anonymous3:28 PM

    Is Bristol finally getting smart?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381199/Bristol-Palin-bans-mother-Sarah-home-Republican.html

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  18. Anonymous3:30 PM

    So she's asking for more money, all the while planning to give a speech in CA on Sunday, according to the Hanford Sentinel, "Tell Us What You Think: Palin to Receive $115,000 for Speech", which states:

    "Sarah Palin, former republican Vice Presidential candidate and Alaskan Governor, will serve as the keynote speaker for the grand opening celebration of the new $24 million West Hills College Lemoore Golden Eagle Arena on Sunday. Palin will receive a speaking fee of $115,000 for the inaugural event, which is sponsored by the West Hills Community College District Foundation and KMJ Radio."

    Like her PAC money request says, she thinks it imperative that they fight to protect the free market entrepreneurial system.

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  19. Anonymous3:31 PM

    It's cold in Alaska.. hurry. Send all your money so Sarah can heat all her homes and cabins.

    Todd needs new show machines... send more money.

    Piper needs a tutor ..send money now!

    Money, money, money... give ALL your money to Sarah

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  20. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Did anyone figure out what was written on her hand?

    SJP

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  21. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Jeeze - Is that a announcement that she will be, in fact, running for Prezz in 2012...And I quote "Can I count on your support as we look ahead to 2012?" Cuz if it isn't, well let's just say YOU BEEN HAD! Puffdah goes your money right into Sarah's Pac!
    All I can say is someone needs to call her out on this statement and make her either put up or shut up!
    Sorry, her ambiguity drives me crazy.

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  22. Anonymous3:36 PM

    LOL!! Very funny Virginia Voter.

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  23. Anonymous3:36 PM

    Okay bots, cut out the smokes, candy and soft drinks cause the Queen of Mean Grifting Sarah Palin needs all your extra money to pay for her luxury lifestyle. She owns 4 houses but someone has to pay the rent on the Arizona Mansion with the pool and the gardners, pool boys, maids, babysitters and groomers for her majesty Sarah.

    She is definitely running (to the nearest bank and Neiman Marcus) so she needs all you have even if you gots to pick up aluminum cans to sell. Could you get another part-time job so Sarah can live higher on the hog?

    Luv Sarah, the grifter who quit

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  24. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Sarah, your mouth is infected again. Where have you had that mouth at?

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  25. Anonymous3:38 PM

    She looks and acts like a GOP hooker.

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  26. Anonymous3:43 PM

    Sadly, there are more than enough ignorant people still out there who will eat Ramen noodles for a month to send her money.

    The stupid never goes away entirely.

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  27. Anonymous3:45 PM

    I don't see ANY signs that she is losing it. She is acting how she always has. How is she losing it?

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  28. Gryph, did you see this?

    http://www.politicususa.com/en/sarah-palin-myths

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  29. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Attention - Virginia residents



    Stay alert - severe weather warnings - tornado warnings - tornado near Danville, Va.


    Stay safe & alert - watch local stations for updates



    It could be another long night.

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  30. Anonymous3:51 PM

    With an Alaskan heart... Is that AIP code for living in Arizonza?

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  31. Anon @ 3:20,

    I also thought that she may have had a stroke when I saw those pictures. It's either that or some very, very bad plastic surgery. Her appearance is becoming almost non-human.

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  32. abo gato3:52 PM

    3:17, I have to confess that whenever I see anyone with an Alaska shirt on, I automatically assume that they are fans of the idiot. I know, that is completely unfair, but it is just something I am going to have to work to overcome.

    Of course, I am in Texas which has plenty of its own nuts and plenty of people who still love that crazy person. So maybe my feeling that is not based entirely on my feelings, but on the innate understanding one gets after observing people for awhile.

    We love to travel and have never been to Alaska. I am not sure I will ever go there now and I blame her for that. I am sorry for that too.

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  33. Anonymous3:54 PM

    "with an Alaskan heart"...???

    Is one of her ventricles fur-lined?
    Is there oil running through the arterial flow?


    What an IDIOT!

    I just can't wait until her hand is forced and she has to mention Trig's birth certificate or her tubal surgery. She will be so off the rails by then, it will take a tent made by PT Barnum to showcase the kray-zee.

    With a WISCONSIN heart, (cheese filled, obvs)
    Sheri ;)

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  34. Anonymous3:55 PM

    OK, those photos with the plea for money captions just made me laugh; she's really having a mama grizzley moolah orgasm there, isn't she?.

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  35. Anonymous3:59 PM

    She looks like she's been eating fried chicken. For crying out loud! I would expect to see that mess on a middle school girl learning to apply lip gloss. But she's certainly old enough to know better.

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  36. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Looks like she's been sucking on a tube of KY Jelly..some the Flying Money are getting wise to Sarah and are saying they won't donate until she announces..

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  37. Anonymous4:01 PM

    She has freakin' serpent's eyes. Serpent's eyes and serpent's heart. I'm not a religious person but pretty spiritual. I don't believe in things like the devil incarnate. Sarah Palin almost changes my mind.

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  38. Nancy in New York4:06 PM

    Is "Alaskan Heart" code for frigid bitch?

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  39. Anonymous4:06 PM

    Ohhh I KNEW IT I knew it I knew it!!!

    Remember Gryphen, last week I said Sarah knows she is unelectable but is also aware she has this hardcore base. I said she will make one last push for cash from Pee-er's before any of the damaging books/emails come out. I said she will allude to running for president and imply that people are "saving America" via the vein-y, grabby hands of Palin.

    And I said she'll pour it on REALLY thick because she full well knows that her game is up as soon as those emails are released.

    One thing I did not say was how Palin is SO obviously still Couric's bitch...but how delightful to see Sarah sticking to her evil, predictable, crass roots.

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  40. Anonymous4:07 PM

    What I would not give to snatch a strand of hair off that pointy, plasticized head...and drug-test it for amphetamines.

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  41. Anonymous4:09 PM

    Sarah Palin, you're the devil in disguise, oh yes you are!

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  42. Anonymous4:09 PM

    3:17: "Alaska, which used to mean "independent thinker" in my mind, (from memories of that TV show " Northern Exposure"), now only means land of extremists. Whether true or not, it may take decades of Palin-free influence in the 49th state for me to even entertain the possibility of using my tourist dollars up there. Sorry."

    Yeah, her, but also the guy who lived with/got killed by a grizzly; the kid who died of starvation in the school bus; Drop City (T.C. Boyle)... Nothing wrong with extreme and having a place to be extreme, but Palin is a special kind of stain on the landscape.

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  43. emrysa4:09 PM

    yep sarah is looking like a drag queen again.

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  44. abo gato, I have a jacket that says Alaska for Obama. You don't have to worry about me. My message is clear. The rest? Not so much.

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  45. Anonymous4:12 PM

    3:54: "...With a WISCONSIN heart, (cheese filled, obvs)
    Sheri ;)'


    LOL LOL LOL, Roflmao

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  46. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Is one of her ventricles fur-lined?


    I want a like button

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  47. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Why won't she tell them if she's running for president or not? She's teasing those who are hoping she runs by implying that she's going to when in fact she isn't but she knows they won't send money once she makes that known. They will send their money to someone who is.

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  48. Anonymous4:15 PM

    An alaskan heart tinged with arizona.

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  49. I interpret her statement as though she's not going to run and that she's collecting money to support other candidates...as well as herself. The sick cult members are lining up to send her money. One cult member says he'll donate for another member who spent all her money on taxes.....geez.

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  50. Burke4:18 PM

    New Prediction:

    She will announce her underdog candidacy 48-96 hours before those emails are made public. She will plead for money to start her "campaign" with a bang.

    She will pull a Perot and withdraw from the race right about the time we see this email:
    From: gov.sarah
    To: shadowgov.todd
    Date: March 20, 2008

    TODDDDD!!! You flippin' IDIOT!!! I said bring me the PREGNANCY SUIT, not the naughty monkey BOOTS!!!

    PS: wanna see my stretch marks??!

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  51. Republican2679 3 hours ago
    I wish SarahPAC would offer polo shirts or wind jackets with that really cool logo. With summer coming, we need to look good when we're out and about.

    Oh Gawd she's turning into the Political NASCAR version of even more StUpId... wait is that even possible?
    Must grab wine...

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  52. angela4:26 PM

    Anon 3:45

    Sarah, is that you? If you can HEAR me---take the pills the doctor gave you out of the medicine cabinet and USE them. Stop taking those pills you found in the kid's rooms or you will damage others property and attack people's sexuality on Facebook.

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  53. Molly4:41 PM

    That last picture makes her look like Greta Van S.

    They both have crooked mouths now.

    Apparently Bristol has joined the crooked mouth club too.

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  54. Anonymous4:42 PM

    She sure does make a lot of interesting faces, doesn't she?

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  55. Molly4:46 PM

    I join with the rest of you in asking What the Hell is "With an Alaskan heart" supposed to mean?

    And, at this point, wouldn't "With an Arizonan Heart" be more apropos?

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  56. Wonder if her fan club even wonder why she suddenly needs more money again as they write their checks.

    She isn't racking up legal costs defending herself against media claims. She isn't officially running for office so doesn't need to cover huge advertising, travel, clothing and staffing bills. Last I checked FB and Twitter are still free.

    Oh well, let them send in their money, send it all in for all I care. When she starts spending again, it could be a healthy boost for the economy. At least for Manolo, Ralph Lauren and that little kiosk in the mall that sells gaudy junk jewelery.

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  57. Smirnonn4:51 PM

    I DARE any of you to try to go to the diseased C4P shitesite and post anything against Der Päylump. Good luck. Her little minions won't allow dissent in their padded rooms.

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  58. Anonymous4:55 PM

    Did anyone just watch the Orly Taitz interview on Lawrence O'Donnell? Frickin classic. I thought Lawrence was going to jump over the desk and dive through the satellite feed to strangle her. Definitely a Must See!

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  59. Anonymous5:07 PM

    And how much did her PAC actually spend on candidates again? Oh yeah, half as much as she spent on her own books and de-icing a luxury jet. And lest I forget, she charged a candidate more than $100K for a fly-in, and the candidate lost.

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  60. Anonymous5:09 PM

    What the fuck has she done to her face?

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  61. Anonymous5:10 PM

    You're right anonymous sycophant. Sarah is the same as always. She isn't losing it. She lost it a long time ago.

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  62. Anonymous5:10 PM

    Holy crap! With her millions, I would have thought she wouldn't go for the cheapest plastic surgeon she could find.

    Half the time, her hair looks like it is not properly fastened to her head.

    I'm just back from haraSmaeM. There are a few pitiful responses "Does this mean she is running??". SP does not want to say Yes or No, but clearly, she wants their money.

    You know, it basically costs her NOTHING to endorse another candidate.

    What a scam. She is asking her supporters to give her all the money they can, with NO promises as to how that money will be spent.

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  63. Looks like some from out team are leaving some really funny comments at the Cee of Pee. They are so shocked, they don't even know how to respond. Keep up the good work...who ever is doing it. I'd help, but I can't...I'm banned from the polluted Cee.

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  64. Anonymous5:19 PM

    What's the square light reflection in her glasses?

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  65. Anonymous5:31 PM

    She must need another new SUV - send her cash quick!

    Needs third row seats for all the babies.

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  66. Anonymous5:34 PM

    Tammy Faye Baker is what I'm seeing too. Tammy Faye 2.0

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  67. Anonymous5:43 PM

    She looks so presidential! She can smudge the White House with Mary Kay!

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  68. Anonymous5:45 PM

    I would like to poop scoop my yard after my Rottweiller and send THAT donation to $carahPac.!!Anyone who sends money to this cross-eyed fraud must be as mentally unbalanced as she is.

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  69. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Good grief who wears that much make-up, jewelry and fusses with hair to that extent to then don a crappy athletic top to be on television? Clueless and classless.

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  70. the dip shit retard needs moar lip gloss

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  71. looks like her herpes virus is acting up again....

    nervous about something $carah ?

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  72. Anonymous5:56 PM

    Ahhhhm gonna puke.

    Sorry.

    But there is only so much bile that can build up before you have to get rid of it.

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  73. Anonymous6:04 PM

    Appears this interview was conducted in the same park near Bristol's house in Cobblestone Farms (Maricopa, AZ) like the last interview.

    If Sarah's staying at Bristol's house, do you suppose that SarahPac's paying Bristol to house and feed her mom?

    I'll bet the answer is yes. Remember how much Sarah loved her per diem to stay in her own house when she did that governor gig for a couple months? I love it that Sarah's minions are paying for her travel and living expenses.

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  74. Anonymous6:07 PM

    She is a piece of shit that is stinky as hell.

    What a fraud! Come on - step out there Palin and let us nail you!

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  75. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Please don't insult Tammy Faye, at least she had a heart and at the end of her days tried to do right.
    Those morons that donate to her deserve to be labeled as idiots. AS for Scarah, yeck!!!

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  76. Anonymous6:19 PM

    I think that Sarah's people should send her all the money that they have. In fact, they should consider taking out a second mortgage on their house, if they own a house. They should sell any and all of their jewelry, or anything else that can be turned into cash. Please give it all to Sarah!

    That way, they won't have any money for whomever the Republicans do choose to run for President and Vice President in 2012.

    The other reason that they should really spend spend spend on Sarah is because when those books about Sarah come out, their hearts will be crushed. There is nothing more beautiful to watch than to watch the current Republicans trying to push Ryan's new bold health care (you take care of yourself) bill, and the angry response that comes from their own party. When the truth about Sarah comes out, I can predict that her fans will first be in denial, then get angry, and maybe in the end, they will learn not to be so easily duped in the future.

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  77. Anonymous6:24 PM

    Has she been out of sight for about one month? If so, do you think she had an eye job? She looks a little different to me. And I know the new look shows what one would expect from eye lid surgery.

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  78. Har·py (härp)
    n. pl. Har·pies
    1. Greek Mythology One of several loathsome, voracious monsters with the head and trunk of a woman and the tail, wings, and talons of a bird.
    2. harpy A predatory person.
    3. harpy A shrewish woman.

    The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
    harpy [ˈhɑːpɪ]
    n pl -pies
    a cruel grasping woman
    [from Latin Harpyia, from Greek Harpuiai the Harpies, literally: snatchers, from harpazein to seize]
    Harpy [ˈhɑːpɪ]
    n pl -pies
    (Myth & Legend / Classical Myth & Legend) Greek myth a ravenous creature with a woman's head and trunk and a bird's wings and claws

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  79. Anonymous6:52 PM

    She probably needs money for the PR/attorneys needed to deal with the e-mails due to be released in a feww weeks.

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  80. WHAT a scumbag.... every negative thing that happens to her and her family she deserves... She's earned it.

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  81. There are a few pitiful responses "Does this mean she is running??". SP does not want to say Yes or No, but clearly, she wants their money.

    I guess those clueless sheeple have forgotten that a week from today Sarah's getting another $100,000 grifting from a special needs foundation trying to RAISE money to open their doors to help youngsters like Trig...

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  82. Anonymous7:11 PM

    wow.

    i thought you were kidding. she actually said those thing.

    man. she is pulling out all the stops!!!!

    WHAT a BOTTOMFEEDER!!!!

    so trashy, so trailor, and so ghetto.

    id feel bad for her followers if they weren't such stupid, racist 'mericans.

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  83. Gasman7:27 PM

    Remember this gem from "Game Change," pg. 400?:

    "The next two days, by all accounts, were a total train wreck. Never before had Palin's team seen her so profoundly out of sorts for such a sustained period. She wasn't eating (a few small bites of steak a day, no more). She wasn't drinking (maybe half a can of Diet Dr. Pepper; no water, ever). She wasn't sleeping (not much more than a couple of hours a night, max). The index cards were piling up by the hundreds, but Palin wasn't absorbing the material written on them. When her aides tried to quiz her, she would routinely shut down - chin on her chest, arms folded, eyes cast to the floor, speechless and motionless, lost in what those around her described as a kind of catatonic stupor."

    I suspect that's a pretty good description of Palin's existence right about now. She's got the triple Swords of Damocles of the Dunn, McGuiness, and Johnston books all dangling over her empty head. She's facing the reality of her ever growing irrelevancy, being upstaged by a fucktard like Trump. And she's hearing about poll data that has her finishing behind even Millie the State Fair Wonder Chicken. She is wigging out. It wouldn't surprise me a bit to learn that she has been self medicating with whatever shit she can gobble up. She is one big fucking train wreck just waiting to happen.

    Pass the popcorn!

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  84. WTF are those sores all over her lips??? Gag!!!!

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  85. Anonymous7:41 PM

    Ok, this is COMPLETELY superficial, but does she wear colored contacts now? Or is her eyeliner so dark that it makes her eyes look light? What up?

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  86. meena7:41 PM

    Why Sarah Palin and Donald Trump Get Along So Well
    http://swampland.time.com/2011/04/20/why-sarah-palin-and-donald-trump-get-along/

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  87. Anonymous7:48 PM

    I'm not one to comment on the appearance but my g-d...could she put on any more make-up? She's gonna lose a few eyelashes stripping that stuff off. And could that lip gloss be any more distracting?

    Sheesh

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  88. Who the fuck would pay $115K for this dipshit to open her trap? These people are in dire need of a cat scan.

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  89. Anonymous8:21 PM

    She is sooooo still stuck in high school! EGADS...laughing my arse off!

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  90. Anonymous8:24 PM

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2041708/

    This girl looks NOTHING like Willow Palin. and have you seen who they cast as Track?

    As least the 3 look like they could be related. haha.

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  91. EX Cat9:12 PM

    Sideshow sarah, I live in Alaska and fer sure you have no Alaska Heart.

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  92. Anonymous9:15 PM

    Does nobody else notice the fan put in front of her for that interview? W...T...F??????

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  93. Anonymous9:20 PM

    Oooooo weee I have been waiting for THIS!!!!!!
    I told my hubby in 2009 when I saw her whole platform was basically "look at my daughter, I mean me, tote around this 'special' baby".......she is going to have to be committed when someone blabs about her sterilization. And obviously someone IS blabbing or at least whispering b/c she is right about at 5149. (in other words, thisclose to "5150")

    Do any of the people who bought her baby stuff read here? I remember when she sold it all, Piper was still little. Someone asked her what if you change your mind & want another.....and she was like trust me (ha) I will not be needing a crib until I have grand babies!

    Which now that I think about it...LOL


    I wish I knew specifics about her tubal....I would sure speak the heck up. But it warms the cockles of my heart to know that *someone* is speaking up enough to make SP a stone cold MESS!

    One day ya think she'll "get" that when she's silent to the point of noise when people are shouting from the rooftops "YOU DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO TRIG! YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF HAVING BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN FOR YEARS!"......all she's doing is confirming those facts? I mean this woman called the editor of People mag when there was an "error" reported about Bristol not being in school. (or whatever) She not only makes them retract....she calls a tacky radio show to make sure EVERY facet of trash media knows that momma's baby girl is gow'n to SKOOL!

    But Andrew Sullivan with a readership over one million now states that she may not have given birth to the child that is the mainstay of her political platform...does she call Newsweek, demanding a retraction? Does she phone the radio shockkk jocks and vocalize her poutrage?

    Um no. She gets the apparent ghost of Helen Keller to do her hair and make up, and goes on TV to show everyone how much her ass still burns from Katie Couric asking the only question on earth simpler than "what's your favorite lunch meat?".

    Oh, and begs the lowest common denominator of society for money. Can't forget that.

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  94. Anonymous9:34 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Ok, this is COMPLETELY superficial, but does she wear colored contacts now? Or is her eyeliner so dark that it makes her eyes look light? What up?
    7:41 PM


    I think she's wearing some contacts similar to these- Link

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  95. Aww, speaking with her "Alaskan's Heart" from a place that looks suspiciously more green and warm that is her Alaska right now. Good on you Sarah, get the bucks and just go away. You deserve Arizona and Arizona deserves you. You and your uneducated and ill-behaved family can become the scourge of AZ. But, please, in your fervent pleas for more grifter cash, leave our fair state out of it next time, thanks in advance for that.

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  96. Anonymous9:52 PM

    I heard THE BEST anecdote at Humpy's. Sarah Palin DOES indeed read IM...not only that, but she has been refreshing the comments on every babygate related post, even to the point of checking in the middle of the night lately.

    I can't say who said it of course but if any folks are in the position to know Sarah's recent demons...this would definitely be one of them.

    Gryphen, you'll be pleased to know that she recently called you the devil incarnate. I guess that makes HER...what exactly?! She apparently is bitching to everyone, especially RAM, how she "knows things" about you and she is just waiting for the right time to "ruin your life like you ruined hers". I seriously was going to wee myself from laughing SO hard. If Sarah knew you had a piece of stray navel lint, she would have the paparazzi photographing it and go on fox to talk about how lintbellies are KILLING THE NATION!!!

    The idea that she has "dirt" on you is so hilarious, even RAM must be reconsidering having Sarah's "I'm Iz A Runner!" mag cover on her bedroom ceiling.

    I would just like to say to the person who shared this hilarious information AND bought me my first ever shot of "the good stuff"...thank you, God keep you well and happy, and when in doubt...the truth WILL indeed set you free. I'm sorry we didn't exchange information as I would love to talk to you again. Not to pump you for more info, but because I found you to be fabulously engaging and witty. Be well my new friend.

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  97. I think she is infected with TIGER BLOOD...

    LOSING!!

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  98. Anonymous9:56 PM

    I recognize that lipgloss look! It's called the "take off the lid, jam your lips in there and smack 'em together till they are well coated"

    I do it before bed after the "heavy cream on the feet with cotton socks on top" and the "I Dream of Jeannie ponytail on top of the head".

    Can't say I've ever seen it done on the teevee by a third rate reality show actress with delusions of grandeur.

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  99. Anonymous said...

    I don't see ANY signs that she is losing it. She is acting how she always has. How is she losing it?

    3:45 PM

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    My point exactly. Bitch has always been an unhinged liar. Her behavior from the very beginning has been much the same. It's only YOU people that find her behavior acceptable. Thinking people find her behavior and inability to tell the truth to be highly unacceptable. That's why you send her your lot rent payments for your trailer and then feed your kids rice for a month so that you can help Palin live a life that you could not imagine in your wildest dreams, and the other 75% of the country spends our entertainment hours mocking her.

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  100. Anonymous10:17 PM

    Anonymous@4:07PM "What I would not give to snatch a strand of hair off that pointy, plasticized head...and drug-test it for amphetamines." Great idea, but what do you want to bet the test would be inconclusive? That strand of hair would come from a plasticized wig.

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  101. Anonymous10:34 PM

    More lip- gloss please. It's what all the women over 45 are wearing. It goes so well with the plastic face and ratty hair. She looks like a Barbie that has just been pulled out of the toy box.

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  102. Wow, she's so far right that even her mouth pulls to the right. Did she go to Butchers Are Us for her surgery?

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  103. Great article:

    http://www.politicususa.com/en/sarah-palin-myths

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  104. Anonymous10:55 PM

    Maybe Palin will dress for a Fox broadcast in camouflage with sprays of blood on her clothing and caribou blood under her nails so no one forgets she is wild west maverick rogue.

    Are people expected to be impressed she just finished a run when she wears work out wear to her news "commentator" job? I'd laugh at a man or anyone who uses clothing as a prop to prop in false impressions.

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  105. The poor palinbots. Many of them believe they are donating to her presidential run campaign. They do not understand that the money in the PAC she has now can not be converted to a PAC for a presidential campaign. Let them waste their money. Palin's scam is alive and well. Personally, I do not believe she will run because the door has been opened for full, no holds barred, scrutiny of any candidates claims, record and character. The press has been put on notice. Let's see if they hold all the candidates to the same standard.

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