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HBO's political telefilm, Game Change, continues to add talent.
CSI’s Larry Sullivan has been cast as Sarah Palin’s deputy chief of staff Chris Edwards, while Trauma’s Jamey Sheridan has nabbed the part of John McCain's speechwriter and senior campaign advisor Mark Salter. Temple Grandin’s Melissa Farman will play Bristol Palin.
I just hope Melissa is not one of those method actors. Once she steps into the darkness of the Palin family she might never emerge.
I suppose she is going to need one of these, unless of course the Grizzled Mama is willing to donate hers in the interest of art.
Yeah I admit that's a longshot.
Did you see bristol on dwts last night, she stole Jay Leno's chin! It looks like hell.
ReplyDeleteHas Melissa been re-virginated? Isn't that the essence of Bristol?
ReplyDeleteWell, to play Bristol, all one has to do is act dumb and spread the legs.
ReplyDeleteWill they keep changing actresses to keep up with Bristol's plastic surgery changes?
ReplyDeleteI didn't have an opinion on Bristol one way or the other before Sarah rolled her out as one of her biggest shields. If Bristol had remained quiet and calm (almost doped up) with that pretty smile, they could have pulled off a sweet family canard.
ReplyDeleteDad's a vengeful thug with a pipsqueek voice. Superman able to throw up a lakeview McMansion with salvagable parts from his wife Mayor's homage to herself (or her true heart's Love, Curt Menard) and burns enough fuel in a ridiculous nod toward the sport of dog mushing that would supply the whole of Western Alaska villages. Sisters are just as ill-mannered, uncouth and disinterested in the world around them and Track, well, at least he sits down and shuts up, but those 40 school buses speak volumes about the difference between a youthful prank and destructive behavior.
How can these low hanging branches consider themselves hard workers and head and shoulders above their station as uneducated white (oops, I meant 1/16th Yup'ik) trash?
We are all just jealous haters with no titles and won't ever see the money that just falls into their grifting laps.
I don't know about anyone else, but I have really enjoyed Mark Ballas and his young and talented dance partner this year. She is spunky and gives 110%.
ReplyDeleteYou see how handsy and affectionate he is with her? See bots, it wasn't that he cared anymore for Bristol than with any other dance partner. Perhaps he felt a little protective of her because of the unusual number of haters, but seriously, could anyone blame us? She was heavy, listless and put in 16%, about the same number of supporters she and her mom have across the country.
It is refreshing to see what a true earner does once they are lucky enough to land a part on a high-ratings show. Whether they are 60 years old and overweight or a teenager that's never been kissed.
This is OT, but I finally got the definitive answer on the Alaska birth certificate for an adoptee from somebody who lived and worked in Alaska for a very long time and was involved in such things. The birth certificate for an adoptee is called a Substitute Certificate, and like I said, it does not look different than an original birth certificate. The parents' names are changed, and the last name of the adoptee, if requested. The word "substitute" is not on the certificate, nor is the word "amended." Thus, as I already stated, the only information of value is the date and place of birth, and the date of filing.
ReplyDeleteWonder what else Bristol the ole Pistol had implanted along with the chin wedge? Maybe she needs to get some injections so as to appear to be more pleasant and try not to give everyone the middle finger. What did she name the new baby? Trick, trug, thug or pug?
ReplyDeleteOT: White House hands out copies of Obama's long form birth certificate to reporters...
ReplyDeleteApril 27, 2011 9:12 a.m. EST
ReplyDeleteCNN Breaking News - President Obama's long-form birth certificate is being released, the White House announced today.
What's next Barry, your admittance papers to Harvard? Why would you cave dude? If you show yours, Sarah has to share hers, quid-pro-quo!
So, your move Sarah. You idiot asshole.
The chin seems about right! Couch-casting do you suppose? ^^
ReplyDeleteLink to story:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42779923/ns/politics-white_house/
OT...Ok so the President just released his long form BC. Now let the new set of lies and accusations begin.
ReplyDeleteYour turn Sarah, let's see Trig's BC.
Actually she really does look like her. And she has the potential to look like Julianne Moore.
ReplyDeleteDid you see that they cast Track already? Random, considering he's was only seen at the RNC. At least Bristol showed up on the trail semi frequently.
My fave casting choice? RON LIVINGSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I'm super stoked now for this fictional epic
To 4:46. I am adopted and I have the same birth certificate as everyone I know. For a long time I only had the live birth one (small but looked like the longform OBama just released)
ReplyDeleteHowever, THAT one isn't acceptable if you file for a passport. So I had to send away for the certificate like the one obama first released.
Will not take much acting. Just stand around saying "THATS COOL"
ReplyDeleteCan she chew gum, walk, and use a Blackberry at the same time?
ReplyDeleteWhy did they get someone that is so much prettier than Bristol?
ReplyDeleteSarah knows what is coming toward her. Books, movie, questions about Trig's birth. It is all bringing out the crazy in her .
ReplyDeleteJesus Murphy, haven't we all had enough of the Palin whores???
ReplyDeleteBristol is sooooo boring.
ReplyDeleteGirlfriend better start eatin' some s'mores and burgers.
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin just called HBO's political telefilm and asked can she play the roll of Bristol in their movie. She said she is willing to get pregnant again to make it look authentic in the movie or she is willing to do real sex scenes in the movie.
ReplyDeleteThey could have saved money in the budget if they just cast a potato. It wouldn't be a diva and would have just about the right amount of depth required to play such a lackluster personality as Bristol.
ReplyDeleteCan Melissa Farman dance -- badly?
ReplyDeleteIs that actress as sexually active as Bristol the Pistol?
ReplyDeleteFor fuck's sake, Gryphen. Actors are actors. They do a job. They play the character the director tells them to play. The real Palin family has nothing to do with it.
ReplyDelete@10:19...there's a REAL Palin family? I thought they were just played one on TV.
ReplyDeleteNow they have to find an un-manly looking man who loves prostitutes and enjoys carrying Sarah Palin's purse to play Todd Palin.
ReplyDeleteThere's a casting call for a nine year old girl with a 2nd grade education who loves wearing make up and her mother's high heals to play a member of the Palins. Other qualifications includes that she must love missing school and standing in bookstores for book signings while staring people down. Additional qualifications is that she must be able to take care of herself and her baby siblings for long period of times without parental guidance.
ReplyDeleteNEWS FLASH:
ReplyDeleteJay Leno's manager called to see if Jay can play the part of Bristol.
Porn star Johnny Wadd wants to play the part of one of Bristol's sex partners.
she's got the new chin down good - now she'll have to thicken up and darken the eyebrows and make her nose bigger - color the hair and add extensions....
ReplyDeleteThat picture doesn't even look like Bristol the Pistol anymore.
ReplyDeletePoor Bristol, she has really missed the bus in so many ways. As long as Mommy Dearest keeps pushing her out in the media, she is going to have a horrible life even with money. Sarah just keeps on showing Bristol's poor social skills by trying to make America accept Bristol Palin.
ReplyDeleteSomeone over on CNN said it doesn't take much to play the airhead daughter of an airhead.
ReplyDeleteDid you see the pictures of Bristol on the dailymail?
ReplyDeleteCalling All Actors:
ReplyDeleteWe need an elderly premiscuous woman to play Sarah Palin's mother. You must of had to be pregnant before marriage.
HBO is looking for a Combat Vet with no combat experience or medals to play one of the Palins.
ReplyDeleteQualifications:
Must have a drivers or chauffers license to drive other actors playing Army officers around in a safe zone.
Must be familiar with school bus brake line disassembly.
Must have or had experience with drugs.
Besides being in the military for only one year, must not of held a job since high school.
Must depend on mother for living expenses.
Question Gryphen:
ReplyDeleteAre you gay?
You may have addressed this before, but after just reading the Sullivan piece this came to mind.
No disrespect intended.
Anonymous 9:21, nope not gay.
ReplyDeleteJust erudite and sophisticated, but I understand the confusion.