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Monday, May 02, 2011
Awkward!
"Psst Sarah don't stand so close to her. Don't you know what THEY will say?"
Gryphen - couldn't find the photo reference on Sea of Pee, but did you realize that C4P.com is a website for swingers?! Classic. I'm sure teabaggers are welcome.
- the lady in red looks as pregnant as Sarah did when Sarah was pregnant with Track. - and Sarah looks as pregnant as she did when she, Sarah, was pregnant with Trig.
Sarah, you need to give that lady your tips and secrets for staying so slim and trim in your late stages of pregnancy. How DO you do it?
Was this picture of 9 month pregnant Gov Sarah Palin taken in Texas when her water leaked before her speech? She is HUGE, looks like she is about to give birth any time now?
Why is Sarah and Todd standing next to that overweight lady?
I heard Sarah is going to name her baby Trig. Sarah that's a great name, is that short for anything?
Hurry home Sarah, there's an Alaskan saying "Can't have a fish picker born in Texas!"
Oh by the way, Bristol is frantic, she wants you home now! Her mono is acting up and is being seen by Dr. CBJ.
Oh common now surely that woman is a few centimeters shorter than Palin, so the size of the belly would be greatly increased... oh wait, I mean decreased, err no umm never-mind.
Any possibility I'd come up with a witty remark was drowned by reading Adrienne's post about the Heroic Media speech.
"Governor Palin praised Lila for being passionate about life, for exposing Planned Parenthood for its illegal activities, and for fearlessly speaking out on this issue."
"Upon receiving the award, Ms. Rose immediately called attention to Governor PALIN'S OWN HEROISM, stating that SHE IS A HERO to all women. [emphasis added]
Media take note. Sarah's alleged pregnancy is NOT a private family matter. She capitalized on it to attain hero status. Please investigate.
I'd be much more worried about the fetus being so close to the on-going Sarah disaster. Latest status report shows her emissions of hatred and stupidity continue unabated and at extremely dangerous levels. It would make sense to avoid such close exposure to minimize the risk of inadvertently causing harm to the baby.
Do you think Sarah had time to tell that woman "honey, if you would only start running, you could have abs of steel so that you would never have to look like that!".
Or maybe..."Sweetie, why didn't you call me..I could have brought you some of Britol and my left over scarves!"
The lady should have whispered back..."psst...did you know they make foundation in a darker color so your face matches your neck a little better?" And.."did you know your husband just slipped his cell phone number in my hand?"
Don't tell me, I'm guessing "The Lady In Red" is carrying Todd Palin's love child? She also likes to give ummmm massages. Sarah is okay with the love child because she gives Sarah massages too.
That Sarah is such a good sport... Sarah is my HERO!
“I want to personally congratulate President Obama and the men women of the Armed Forces for a job very well done. I am so proud to see Americans standing shoulder to shoulder, waving the American flag in celebration of this great victory. We should spend the next several days not debating party politics, but in remembrance of those who lost their lives on 9/11 and those fighting for our freedom. God Bless America.”
That lady in red has an outie belly button just like Bristol had on DWTS. I wonder if the lady in red got her outie from eating at the Cheesecake Factory like Bristol did?
Yes, Todd's facial expression is priceless!!!!!! This is one for the books.
Look at the way Sarah can barely stand to stand close to this woman....there's a gap between them, completely unnatural for that photo pose, as if Sarah is pulling away or thinks the lady is toxic.
Sarah's expression says it all, too, as if she knows this will be plastered all over the internet but can't escape it.
Toad looks guilty!! Maybe he is thinking "Bet this dude doen't sleep on the couch like I had to all those years" Palin is thinking "Wonder where SHE found a pillow that big? All I found were little square ones" Oh, forgot, neither of these two actually "think"
Obviously this woman isn't ashamed of her fetus, and has no reason to hide behind scarves.
Sarah to lady: "ur so lucki ur baby ain't gunna be retarded, so you dunt havta hide it while praying it dies. We is gud Christians who luv life unlike librul Demoncrat whores."
I am embarrassed to say, I don't know who the other couple is... I get all of the pregnant jokes, but don't see the bigger picture of what I am missing. somebody, please explain!! ~happy for anonymity
If you are only packing 4 inches or less of manhood, then your stomach will get to be about the size of Sarah Palin's last pregnancy, about the size of a flat seat cushion.
BUT... if you are packing more than 2 hand grip of manhood you look like the woman in red.
I found this post over at C4P to be rather typical of the Palin worshipper's take on Sarah's appearance in Washington on Saturday.
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BostonBruin
"I think the Gov. has to be very encouraged by the way she was swarmed by the media on Saturday. Imagine what it will be like once she has announced and is no longer bound by her Fox contract?
Since these media outlets have limited budgets for covering the Presidential campaign, how on earth will the other candidates get any attention from the media?
Given that this is free publicity, Gov. Palin will not have to raise anywhere near as much money as the other candidates."
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Apparently they still believe she will be a Presidential candidate.
Something tells me that Todd is a retard. Whenever Todd takes Sarah and Bristol out, they leave him about 7 times a night for about 10 minutes and then they come back with a hand full of cash and white stains on their clothes. Then they tell Todd that a nice man gave them a contribution for SarahPac or for a copy of Bristol's new book. Then Todd gets all happy and tells Bristol to git on out there and see if she can sell more books.
Notice how the really pregnant one is doing what Sarah constantly forgot to do in all her "pregnant" photos - lean back. See, Sarah it's kinda like carrying a heavy box in front our you. You have to lean back,other wise you fall over forwards because your center of balance has shifted forward. All pregnant women in the last weeks do that, they have to, but you didn't.
Someone should identify that woman and ask her if she'd hop on a plane after leaking for a long 10 hour trip home without an examination? And they should ask her husband if he'd let her?
Someone should identify that woman and ask her if she'd hop on a plane after leaking for a long 10 hour trip home without an examination? And they should ask her husband if he'd let her?
Anonymous said... Notice how the really pregnant one is doing what Sarah constantly forgot to do in all her "pregnant" photos - lean back. See, Sarah it's kinda like carrying a heavy box in front our you. You have to lean back,other wise you fall over forwards because your center of balance has shifted forward. All pregnant women in the last weeks do that, they have to, but you didn't.
3:06 PM
I can't lean back too far, my fake pregnant stomach rubs against my pelvic bone and gives me a skin irritation.
Anonymous said... Someone should identify that woman and ask her if she'd hop on a plane after leaking for a long 10 hour trip home without an examination? And they should ask her husband if he'd let her?
3:12 PM
Whatever you do, do not mention "hopping on" to a Palin or Heath.
For $125,000 Sarah would hop on a porcupine and dry hump it till the caribous comes home. Bristol would do it for $20,000 or for a bag of fries. Since Bristol had her facial surgery, she is now asking for @20,005.95 or a bag of fries and a burger.
Love the comments, especially the observation that pregnant women in their late stages do have to lean back due to the shift in the center of gravity.
Sarah's doing her best imitation of melania golddigger's face, but it ain't working, she looks uncomfortable being so close to a real pregnant woman. Baby's Dad looks like a proud peacock, the lady in red looks radiant and happy. Todd looks jealous, wondering what it would be like to be with a rill warm blooded woman again, bideing his time till he can meet up with Shailey Tripp.
Wonder if flight attentants would notice a thrid trimester pregnant woman wearing red?
Gryphen - couldn't find the photo reference on Sea of Pee, but did you realize that C4P.com is a website for swingers?! Classic. I'm sure teabaggers are welcome.
ReplyDeleteIs that a photo of Willow pregnant?
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, that lady must be, what, fourteen months pregnant? Since you don't really show for the first eight months.
ReplyDeleteI want a bumper sticker that says: contribute to SarahPAC because the Palins need more new clothes and more plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteWow, in this photo:
ReplyDelete- the lady in red looks as pregnant as Sarah did when Sarah was pregnant with Track.
- and Sarah looks as pregnant as she did when she, Sarah, was pregnant with Trig.
Sarah, you need to give that lady your tips and secrets for staying so slim and trim in your late stages of pregnancy. How DO you do it?
The women in red is probably 5 months pregnant with her first child! Sarah is such a sucker. Anyone seen the iceberg?
ReplyDeleteThe lady in red looks 7 months along. Sarah, next to her, looks 8 months along (tight abs and all).
ReplyDelete??????????????
ReplyDeleteDarn...can't see the photo.
ReplyDeleteI noticed the picture is missing the caption. Here it is:
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin, standing next to someone who really is pregnant.
Love the expression on Todd and Sarah's face...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle!
Was this picture of 9 month pregnant Gov Sarah Palin taken in Texas when her water leaked before her speech? She is HUGE, looks like she is about to give birth any time now?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Sarah and Todd standing next to that overweight lady?
I heard Sarah is going to name her baby Trig. Sarah that's a great name, is that short for anything?
Hurry home Sarah, there's an Alaskan saying "Can't have a fish picker born in Texas!"
Oh by the way, Bristol is frantic, she wants you home now! Her mono is acting up and is being seen by Dr. CBJ.
That would be SO awesome if that lady had on an "empathy belly"
ReplyDeleteOh common now surely that woman is a few centimeters shorter than Palin, so the size of the belly would be greatly increased... oh wait, I mean decreased, err no umm never-mind.
ReplyDeleteAny possibility I'd come up with a witty remark was drowned by reading Adrienne's post about the Heroic Media speech.
ReplyDelete"Governor Palin praised Lila for being passionate about life, for exposing Planned Parenthood for its illegal activities, and for fearlessly speaking out on this issue."
"Upon receiving the award, Ms. Rose immediately called attention to Governor PALIN'S OWN HEROISM, stating that SHE IS A HERO to all women. [emphasis added]
Media take note. Sarah's alleged pregnancy is NOT a private family matter. She capitalized on it to attain hero status. Please investigate.
Who is the beautiful pregnant woman? She might be interested in learning that Sarah developed her pregnant belly sometime within a period of 18 days.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this photo awkward? I guess I am just slow today :)
ReplyDeleteI thought the exact same thing as soon as I saw that picture. It also made me wonder how far along the woman in red is.
ReplyDeleteOh, so *that's* what a pregnant woman looks like!
ReplyDeleteThis is what a pregnant woman looks like.
ReplyDeleteNah, if only the woman in red had worn a big, fluffy scarf, no one would have noticed her pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteI'd be much more worried about the fetus being so close to the on-going Sarah disaster. Latest status report shows her emissions of hatred and stupidity continue unabated and at extremely dangerous levels. It would make sense to avoid such close exposure to minimize the risk of inadvertently causing harm to the baby.
ReplyDeleteGuilty as charged!
ReplyDeleteTick tock sarah . . .
God shall not be mocked.
Do you think Sarah had time to tell that woman "honey, if you would only start running, you could have abs of steel so that you would never have to look like that!".
ReplyDeleteOr maybe..."Sweetie, why didn't you call me..I could have brought you some of Britol and my left over scarves!"
The lady should have whispered back..."psst...did you know they make foundation in a darker color so your face matches your neck a little better?" And.."did you know your husband just slipped his cell phone number in my hand?"
Dang, Todd looks surprised.
ReplyDeleteThe look on Tawd's face says it all: "Do you believe she's stupid enough to pose for this picture???"
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! @ 10:08. I just saw that last week as well and nearly died laughing.
ReplyDeleteFigures. I wouldn't doubt the Palins are members.
THAT is what a "real" pregnant lady looks like. See Sarah - no square pillow anywhere!
ReplyDeleteMurdoch Pulls a Bristol Palin
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/murdoch-pulls-a-bristol-palin_b38038
Is that really Julianne Moore? You betcha! Actress transforms into Sarah Palin on set of new movie
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1382803/Julianne-Moore-unrecognisable-set-Sarah-Palin-movie.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
I just wanna know how much she charged these people for the picture.
ReplyDeleteOMG !! Look at the picture everybody, Palins preggers again ! LMAO !!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me, I'm guessing "The Lady In Red" is carrying Todd Palin's love child? She also likes to give ummmm massages. Sarah is okay with the love child because she gives Sarah massages too.
ReplyDeleteThat Sarah is such a good sport... Sarah is my HERO!
I am always amazed when I see pregnant women on the street or the store, because they look so pregnant! I am used to being told that many don't.
ReplyDeleteTrump:
ReplyDelete“I want to personally congratulate President Obama and the men women of the Armed Forces for a job very well done. I am so proud to see Americans standing shoulder to shoulder, waving the American flag in celebration of this great victory. We should spend the next several days not debating party politics, but in remembrance of those who lost their lives on 9/11 and those fighting for our freedom. God Bless America.”
http://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump?sk=wall&filter=2
Context here?
ReplyDeleteWhen was this photo taken?
Was granny supposed to be pregnant at the time?
"AWKWARD!"
ReplyDeleteThat lady in red has an outie belly button just like Bristol had on DWTS. I wonder if the lady in red got her outie from eating at the Cheesecake Factory like Bristol did?
Just love this line - "She spent her pregnancy, she so transparently shared, crying out for God’s miraculous touch." OH the irony.
ReplyDeleteYes, Todd's facial expression is priceless!!!!!! This is one for the books.
ReplyDeleteLook at the way Sarah can barely stand to stand close to this woman....there's a gap between them, completely unnatural for that photo pose, as if Sarah is pulling away or thinks the lady is toxic.
Sarah's expression says it all, too, as if she knows this will be plastered all over the internet but can't escape it.
Do you think the lady in red will name her baby after her husband's prostitute?
ReplyDeleteThat's the new trend in Wasilla.
10:16
ReplyDeleteExcellent!!
Iceberg coming soon.
ReplyDeleteTodd realizes this picture pose is a BAD idea. Sarah? Not capable of thinking ahead. She'd smile for mug shots.
ReplyDeleteToad looks guilty!! Maybe he is thinking "Bet this dude doen't sleep on the couch like I had to all those years" Palin is thinking "Wonder where SHE found a pillow that big? All I found were little square ones" Oh, forgot, neither of these two actually "think"
ReplyDeleteHi this Sarah Palin and welcome back to "Who Is The Baby's daddy"
ReplyDeleteBefore the commercial break we narrowed down the baby's daddy to these two gentlemen.
Now audience, if you will, please select button "A" if you think Todd Palin is the daddy and button "B" if you think the other feller is the daddy.
I think the time is ripe for Sarah to fess up on her little "mistruth" - no one's paying attention to her anyway.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS THE WINNER FOLKS...
ReplyDeletedrum roll paleeeaaaazzzeeee:
"So Bristol, you just had your
41st facelift.... how do you feel?"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1382803/Julianne-Moore-unrecognisable-set-Sarah-Palin-movie.html
ReplyDeletePhotos of Julianne Moore as "it". Julianne, do us proud!!!
Obviously this woman isn't
ReplyDeleteashamed of her fetus, and has
no reason to hide behind
scarves.
Sarah to lady: "ur so lucki ur
baby ain't gunna be retarded,
so you dunt havta hide it while
praying it dies. We is gud
Christians who luv life unlike
librul Demoncrat whores."
I am embarrassed to say, I don't know who the other couple is... I get all of the pregnant jokes, but don't see the bigger picture of what I am missing.
ReplyDeletesomebody, please explain!!
~happy for anonymity
Best comment I saw last night: "If you have something undesirable to admit, do it now!!!"
ReplyDeleteThis morning would have been the best time for her to admit her hoax, if she was going to. It would have been lost in all of the bin Laden info.
Gryphen, look at the photo from this link. Palin has spilled most of her food onto her jacket.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1382803/Julianne-Moore-unrecognisable-set-Sarah-Palin-movie.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Well look at Todd's face. That woman and husband are smiling a little large too. I say Sarah's been set up once again.
ReplyDeleteANON at 11:38
ReplyDeleteNo, no you got it wrong...your supposed to name the first non hidden GRANDCHILD after grandpa's prostitutes in Wasilla. LOL!
"I'm enjoying the comments but are we ever going to know more about this picture? Just wondering."
ReplyDelete12:06 PM
Whoops .... I meant for that to go here.
"Gryphen, look at the photo from this link. Palin has spilled most of her food onto her jacket."
ReplyDeleteNot only that, the lips are not looking so good, either.
12:41 pm - Food on Sarah's clothes
ReplyDeleteYes, she must have missed her mouth! Ha
AWKWARD!
ReplyDeleteIf you are only packing 4 inches or less of manhood, then your stomach will get to be about the size of Sarah Palin's last pregnancy, about the size of a flat seat cushion.
BUT... if you are packing more than 2 hand grip of manhood you look like the woman in red.
I found this post over at C4P to be rather typical of the Palin worshipper's take on Sarah's appearance in Washington on Saturday.
ReplyDelete---------------------------
BostonBruin
"I think the Gov. has to be very encouraged by the way she was swarmed by the media on Saturday. Imagine what it will be like once she has announced and is no longer bound by her Fox contract?
Since these media outlets have limited budgets for covering the Presidential campaign, how on earth will the other candidates get any attention from the media?
Given that this is free publicity, Gov. Palin will not have to raise anywhere near as much money as the other candidates."
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Apparently they still believe she will be a Presidential candidate.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteGryphen, look at the photo from this link. Palin has spilled most of her food onto her jacket.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1382803/Julianne-Moore-unrecognisable-set-Sarah-Palin-movie.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
12:41 PM
Obviously you don't know Sarah or Bristol. That's not food on Sarah's clothes.
Sarah just pulled a Monica Lewinsky so she can get another $125,000 speaking gig.
Sarah took it serious when she heard the saying, "Who does a girl have blow to get a job around here?"
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteGryphen, look at the photo from this link. Palin has spilled most of her food onto her jacket.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1382803/Julianne-Moore-unrecognisable-set-Sarah-Palin-movie.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
12:41 PM
Todd said he does not know how Sarah gets pregnant. Well dude, it is obvious somebody been hitting it.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteGryphen, look at the photo from this link. Palin has spilled most of her food onto her jacket.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1382803/Julianne-Moore-unrecognisable-set-Sarah-Palin-movie.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
12:41 PM
Something tells me that Todd is a retard. Whenever Todd takes Sarah and Bristol out, they leave him about 7 times a night for about 10 minutes and then they come back with a hand full of cash and white stains on their clothes. Then they tell Todd that a nice man gave them a contribution for SarahPac or for a copy of Bristol's new book. Then Todd gets all happy and tells Bristol to git on out there and see if she can sell more books.
Ha, I posted the link about the food on Palin's jacket. Colour me naive, but I never thought about the alternatives for the stains on her jacket.
ReplyDeleteI am sick from laughing at the comments.
Notice how the really pregnant one is doing what Sarah constantly forgot to do in all her "pregnant" photos - lean back.
ReplyDeleteSee, Sarah it's kinda like carrying a heavy box in front our you. You have to lean back,other wise you fall over forwards because your center of balance has shifted forward.
All pregnant women in the last weeks do that, they have to, but you didn't.
Someone should identify that woman and ask her if she'd hop on a plane after leaking for a long 10 hour trip home without an examination? And they should ask her husband if he'd let her?
ReplyDeleteSomeone should identify that woman and ask her if she'd hop on a plane after leaking for a long 10 hour trip home without an examination? And they should ask her husband if he'd let her?
ReplyDeleteNotice that Sarah is holding the check in her left hand that the couple gave her for the photo op.
ReplyDeleteThe Lady in Red:
ReplyDelete"See Sarah? THIS is how it's done. Round, NOT square!"
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteNotice how the really pregnant one is doing what Sarah constantly forgot to do in all her "pregnant" photos - lean back.
See, Sarah it's kinda like carrying a heavy box in front our you. You have to lean back,other wise you fall over forwards because your center of balance has shifted forward.
All pregnant women in the last weeks do that, they have to, but you didn't.
3:06 PM
I can't lean back too far, my fake pregnant stomach rubs against my pelvic bone and gives me a skin irritation.
Thanks so much, luv Lou Sarah
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSomeone should identify that woman and ask her if she'd hop on a plane after leaking for a long 10 hour trip home without an examination? And they should ask her husband if he'd let her?
3:12 PM
Whatever you do, do not mention "hopping on" to a Palin or Heath.
For $125,000 Sarah would hop on a porcupine and dry hump it till the caribous comes home. Bristol would do it for $20,000 or for a bag of fries. Since Bristol had her facial surgery, she is now asking for @20,005.95 or a bag of fries and a burger.
Next, the lady in red consults Sarah about a scarf to cover that little baby bump.
ReplyDeletewhat is this lady doing risking her pregnancy by staying on the ground? she needs to get at least 30-35000 feet in the air immediately!
ReplyDeleteLove the comments, especially the observation that pregnant women in their late stages do have to lean back due to the shift in the center of gravity.
ReplyDeleteSarah's doing her best imitation of melania golddigger's face, but it ain't working, she looks uncomfortable being so close to a real pregnant woman. Baby's Dad looks like a proud peacock, the lady in red looks radiant and happy.
Todd looks jealous, wondering what it would be like to be with a rill warm blooded woman again, bideing his time till he can meet up with Shailey Tripp.
Wonder if flight attentants would notice a thrid trimester pregnant woman wearing red?