Monday, May 09, 2011

Bristol has a new reality show? WTF?

From Reuters:

The small U.S. BIO cable channel said on Monday it had ordered 10 half-hour episodes of a documentary series that will follow Palin and her two year-old son Tripp as they move to Los Angeles and work for a small charity there.

But the as-yet-untitled TV documentary will see Palin moving in with two former child stars, brothers Kyle and Christoper Massey. She and Kyle competed on the same season of "Dancing with the Stars."

The series will follow her work for an as-yet-unidentified Los Angeles charity and is scheduled to air in late 2011, BIO channel said.

Let me get this straight.  Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin: Queen of the racist teabaggers, is moving in with two black guys to do a reality show?  Some one's screwing with me right?

And have these people ever listened to Bristol Palin give a speech, or heard one of her interviews?  If she can get a reality show, then I have some mold in the back of my refrigerator, with MUCH more personality by the way, who deserves its own reality show too.

Well I guess that might explain what THIS was all about, now doesn't it?


Apparenlty the price of reality show fame is that she was no longer allowed to look like herself anymore, and had to be a cookie cutter copy of every other "star" on the cable reality show circuit.

I certainly hope that in fifteen years when she looks back on all of this that it was worth it.

200 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:19 PM

    Possible show names:

    Alfred Hitchcock Presents Bristol
    Big Bang Payoff
    C*A*S*H*
    Early Sedition
    Girl From G.R.I.F.T.
    Grandma Knows Best
    Greed Acres
    Just Shoot Me
    Levi To Beaver
    Nip/Tuck
    One Con At A Time
    Scam Trek
    They Came From Outer Space to Grift
    Touched By A Devil
    Unmarried...With Children

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  2. Anonymous2:20 PM

    OMG, Bristol is so boring. And her show will be on BIO. You know who watches BIO? NO ONE. I surf the channels and never once stop on BIO. Good luck finding an audience.

    And honestly, of course Bristol had to get her looks fixed. In L.A. she was just not cutting it in the looks department. I would not be surprised if the producers "suggested" that she get some work done before they take her on as a client.

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  3. Virginia Voter2:25 PM

    Wonder how the bible belt blue hairs that make up Sarahs fan base will react to her daughter living in sin with two black guys? That is the most fantastic part of this whole thing. Oh, the irony.

    So now we know why Bristol wanted full physical custody of Tripp , her little money maker. She exploits that poor baby every chance she gets to line her own pockets and pay for her plastic surgery. I hope Levi puts a stop to this before it's too late. So sad that a baby is used as a publicity and money making tool, but she learned that first hand from her mother's exploitation of Trig.

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  4. Anonymous2:26 PM

    The Chin demanded to be seen! Of course there's a new show! Soon, the Chin will separate from her face & hold forth on its own CHIN cable channel. It's a prominent Chin & it must be adored!

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  5. Anonymous2:27 PM

    The Chin demanded to be seen! Of course there's a new show! Soon, the Chin will separate from her face & hold forth on its own CHIN cable channel. It's a prominent Chin & it must be adored!

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  6. Anonymous2:29 PM

    I wonder how C4P's racists will take this bit of news.

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  7. Anonymous2:30 PM

    look at this comparison of Raven Simone who lot tons of weigtht... her ching sure looks the same to me

    http://uslifepost.com/raven-symone-before-and-after-dramatic-weight-loss.html

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  8. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Absolutely friggin' amazing! I loved the Massey brother that was on DWTS. Cute as could be personality wise.

    Momma Sarah doing this - to promote that the Palins like the 'black' people as does Donald Trump?

    Bristol has no personality and doesn't appear to be very sharp. Wonder what Levi is thinking of all this as to the exploitation of their son.

    This Palin group is the biggest scammer of money I have ever seen and the U.S. (some) population is falling for it. Talks about our American population doesn't it? Sad, sad, sad.

    Bristol assuredly looks like the other TV reality stars pictured above....since she had her surgery...why would that particular younger generation want to look as each other? Don't get it, but then I'm a 'senior'!

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  9. angela2:31 PM

    Wow. Did everyone see that? A black hole just opened up on the Bio Channel and any of their previous programming that was informative -- has now become vapid and intellectually bankrupt.

    There must be a Palin on the network.

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  10. Anonymous2:32 PM

    All I can say is I won't watch it.Ever,no more than I watched spa.

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  11. Anonymous2:33 PM

    so after commercials thats what 15-20 minutes of "reality" what a joke!! Imagine poor Trips confusion hsving Brisdull for a "mother" poor kids become a reality show prop.

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  12. Anonymous2:35 PM

    Title:

    Life in the Middle of an Oreo Cookie

    Bristol is the Phoney White Stuff in the middle!!

    What are the BOTS gonna do -- Her and Tripp living with 2 black guys. Anyone else hear the heads exploding?? ROFLMAO!!!!

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  13. Anonymous2:37 PM

    First off...comment #1, that is hilarious.

    Secondly...when I see the photos of fresh faced Bristol who WAS beautiful enough to be The World's Most Boring Noxema Girl...just one year later look like the girls on the Vegas strip who get all dolled up to give five dollar tug jobs to the drunken revelers who've gambled away their real cash...
    It makes me sad.


    Oh, and I worked with Kyle before I left production work to have my twins. I met his family, who was looking out for his interests as he was a young lad. Don't know when I've met a more polite, outgoing , naturally charming young man.

    I really can't see him "meshing" with Bristol. And am I to believe these two young men are going to be on camera "mannys" for comic relief? Poor Tripp...I feel strongly that, just as with Trig, we will only see Tripp for orchestrated camera time...only to be hidden away for months at a time between exploitations.


    Seriously...where the hell is TRIG? Poor boy...I hope he's being well cared for.


    Snark time: Bristol, you just couldn't stay your serially pregnant ass in Arizona, couldja? Once Mercedè went to LA...there goes Bristol, flying after Sadie's thinner, prettier wake.

    OMG, it's been bothering me for DAYS but I finally figured out who Bristol looks like now- can anyone do a side by side of Bristol the Chin-stol and...Madame, the puppet?

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  14. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Titles:
    tripping with the masseys
    Chintzy & Masseys

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  15. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Titles:
    tripping with the masseys
    Chintzy & Masseys

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  16. Anonymous2:42 PM

    Was is it with Alaskan girls and black guys? It seems they ALL are drawn to them at one point or another. That wasn't meant to be racist. It's literally like a fad up there. I know Bristol hung out with Kyle and Brandy a lot during dwts but I never thought she and Kyle wouldve ended up working together in something like this.

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  17. Anonymous2:42 PM

    such a wonderful christian family with great morals..

    premarital sex - check
    babies out of wedlock- check
    shake your ass on tv- check
    reality tv show where you pimp your son out- check
    appear on your mothers reality show- check
    write a book/ have a book written by someone else and take credit for it- check
    lie on the stand in court- check
    use slurs on facebook- check
    plastic surgery- check


    wow, she sure is an accomplished young christian woman..

    i need to go barf now!

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  18. Anonymous2:43 PM

    In fifteen years you and Scharlott will still be begging the media to ask Sarah for Trigg's birth certificate.

    Bristol keeps running circles around your ass.

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  19. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Title of show:

    Chinalot.

    Kyle hearts Tripp

    ChinCam 2011!

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  20. Irishgirl2:43 PM

    The bots are fighting over this latest little bit of news. They are swearing and threatening punch-ups and it is altogether most amusing. Well worth a visit!

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  21. Anonymous2:43 PM

    I sorry, but I think this is fabulous. Bristol Palin moving in with two guys. This is not all-American, Republican friendly Dancing with the Stars. This is Bristol Palin, tea party princess, moving in with two black dudes. I guess there's truth after all to the rumor that Bristol is getting more liberal and pissing off her mom. She and her racist fan club are probably going nuts. :)

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  22. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Being it will be in LA, this would fall under laws of kids appearing on TV, and therefore limiting time on air I would think!!!!

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  23. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Bristol's got a lot of personality when not on camera. I think she's developing that into an on air persona. I would imagine Bristol doesn't like that people who don't know her not only make up things about her but think she's someone she's not. I mean, we know nothing about her.

    This COULD be interesting. Her and Kyle did become good friends.

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  24. Anonymous2:45 PM

    Tripp: "Mommy, which one is my Daddy?"

    Bristle: "Any of 'em. All of 'em."

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  25. Anonymous2:45 PM

    What you wanna bet that the "charity" has something to do with pro-life or abstinence?

    Should be interesting when Mama Sarah comes to visit.

    Poor guys. Roommates have conflicts - it's inevitable. Reality shows inflate those conflicts for dramatic effect. How long with the bots put up with two black men having conflicts with Princess B? I hope they are paying these guys enough and will have good security.

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  26. Anonymous2:47 PM

    This is unfortunate for the Massey brothers. I am sure they would get more viewers if Bristol wasn't there. Oh, the hypocrisy regarding Bristol using Tripp as a prop! Seriously, can someone make these fraud's go away? I am so tired of the trashy Palins.

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  27. Anonymous2:48 PM

    When I first heard about this like a month ago, my first thought was oreo cookies. haha. It appears Bristol is like every other teen girl in AK. They seem to all have jungle fever. I remember Rayjay going crazy for Bristols cousin. hahaI'm shocked Bristol and Brandy dont have something in the works.

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  28. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Do you think this is why we've had all the PR hype about how "liberal" Bristol has become?

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  29. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Title: 3 & 1/2 Men
    L. A. River Shores

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  30. Anonymous2:50 PM

    I thought pop culture had scraped the bottom of the barrel with shows such as Jersey Shore and Housewives of (fill in the city/state/whatever).

    I see now that I was wrong.

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  31. Anonymous2:51 PM

    I thought she lived in Arizona. Shouldn't the blurb read that she moves from Arizona to LA instead of Alaska to LA? I knew that girl was going to try to break into Hollywood. I just hope she's prepared, because if she is not, Hollywood will certainly break her.

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  32. Anonymous2:52 PM

    idk, when some of the dwts pros went on extreme home makeover, Bristol looked like she wanted to too. Maybe it has something to do along those lines.

    btw, it appears the SP facebooks fan pages are thrilled for this.

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  33. Anonymous2:53 PM

    Of course Bristol living in the same house with two guys won't upset her base; they'll justify it as it being part of the contract, where they live in a big house, similar to the American Idol contestants who all stay together in a mansion.

    But the fact that she traipses her 2 year-old child into this show business life, even if for several months, where he'll be in yet another new environment with the show's crews, staff, and 2 new men friends living in the same house?

    Bristol, like Sarah, puts the kids' psychological emotional needs way in the back burner. They are not the priority; they have to follow mom wherever the fun for mom is going to be. No stability, no solid relationships, no familiarity, even his room changes every few months.......this is exploitation of a child from a broken life.

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  34. Anonymous2:55 PM

    That really doesn't make any sense. Who would watch that and why would the Massey brothers want to throw their careers down the toilet?

    Cheryl from NJ

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  35. Anonymous2:56 PM

    I actually think that Sarah's gaffe on Friday night's Business Report is more of a story than this.... at one point she was speechless except for the usual taunt at the media, this as FOX had a scroll that didn't even spell Osama right. I am really surprised that there have been no comments about it, anywhere, but maybe Sarah is all washed up and no one cares. Bristol's reality show is more important.

    http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/4684369/palin-people-afraid-to-hire/?playlist_id=87247

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  36. laprofesora2:58 PM

    I guess this family won't stop until each and every one of them is a complete laughingstock. Pitiful, pathetic and totally embarrassing.

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  37. Anonymous2:58 PM

    The tale of Bristol Palin just gets stranger and stranger; she is going to find out real quick how things in Hollywood works and she is going to be very unhappy.

    I wonder who is putting the money behind this little project, Graham or Sarahpac.

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  38. Well, you can't say she isn't entertaining! What in the world will come next?

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  39. honeybabe3:01 PM

    i think she will regret all the surgery and will learn a hard lesson from it.

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  40. Anonymous3:02 PM

    will the door that starred beside Bristol in American Teenager also get a part? It had more personality....

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  41. Anonymous3:02 PM

    Why do people keep saying Tripp is in danger? Kyle is a good kid.

    Tank is an ex pimp who would do anything for money. I man cmon, trying to cash in on Levi's fame to become famous and rich in his own right? What's their new show about? Not only is Levi dimwitted and boring, he also doesnt do anything without Tanks guidance and permission.

    Are both shows going to be airing the same time? haha

    How to make an oreo vs ex pimp and his redneck leech

    I blame Jersey Shore for this.

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  42. Who is going to watch this crap? What charity? Poor charity.

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  43. Anonymous3:03 PM

    Brisdull the faker with fake face, hair and how many kids?

    Who in the heck is going to watch this reality fake show with the great white hope?

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  44. Hey C4P trolls lurking IM...

    (Especially to the spokesperson who said re Bristle's OBVIOUS plastic surgery--- "she's not THAT kind of girl"). Haha yeah, right!

    Can you say "cognitive dissonance"?

    Yes, I know you can't spell it, and you sure as hell don't have a clue of the meaning, so look it up, lazy.

    It'll explain that dizziness and sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach.

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  45. Anonymous3:04 PM

    I recall a comment made in passing on DWTS a few weeks ago about Bristol and Kyle. Didn't pay much attention to it.

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  46. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Bristol is going to show you can make millions in this country without needing to have any education, talent, skill or ability.

    No wonder all them foreigners want to come to the US.

    Yes, the streets are paved with gold.

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  47. Anonymous3:08 PM

    Bristol's voice is almost as irritating as Sarah's. Couple that with a limited vocabulary, a stunted education, and rather basic people skills and absolutely no sense of social etiquette and you have a show that most people will avoid after the initial "WTF" viewing.

    Critics have a theory that reality shows exist because they make viewers feel better about themselves as in "well, at least I'm not as dumb as . . . ." or "at least my life is not as bad as all that . . ." but there is a limit to how much schlock a person can absorb.

    I realize Bristol is going to make a lot of money from this as she has everything else that has been designed to fuel mama's celebrity, but really, is she smart enough to keep it?

    Money is not a reliable gauge of success because it often attracts hangers-on, people who want the glitz, glamor and false glitter it can provide.

    Money cannot buy class. Money cannot buy character. Money cannot buy genuine love and respect. Unless you have inner substance, money will only provide a shell, a cover. Bristol may find this out sooner than later.

    I wish Bristol well because she has so little going for her and because one day she is going to realize that. She is a wounded child, trying to make herself feel important. Without an education, she will have to stay on a superficial level and that is always, always tragic.

    I hope she can detach herself from her mother and become a better person than she is starting out to be. She has a long, long journey ahead of her, and I wonder how many people will stand by her if things fall apart.

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  48. Anonymous3:09 PM

    The demographics for Sarah Palin's Alaska were in the middle of the country, not the coasts, not the blue states. Her audience was in the red states. Yes, they are going to want to see Bristol and Tripp living with two black guys.

    Where the Hell is Levi? Bristol is taking his kid out of state to live in a house with two guys. Bristol used to preach abstinence, and now she is living with two guys. Bristol will be making tons more money than Levi, and he should get his child support payments adjusted.

    In fact, if that reality show really wants to get ratings, I'd get rid of the charity angle. It sounds fake, anyway. Who cares. It will be more exciting for Levi to pound on the door, demanding custody of his kid. Let's have one of the guy's former girl friends show up for a bitch fight with Bristol. Now we're talking hit!

    PS Does anyone know if Sarah loves this idea? How can she run for president with this crap on TV?

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  49. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Was it in the contract that it had to be announced the day before Dunn's book is released?

    Nice try Sarah, but this will only divert your bots.

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  50. Tripp: "Mommy, who are those two people in your bed?"

    Bristle: "Go back to bed, son, Mommy is um, er... rehearsing, yeah, that's it, Mommy is rehearsing with her two new BFF's."

    Tripp:"Mommy,is THAT a squirmish?"

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  51. Anonymous3:17 PM

    I really don't care what bp does, but if I were in any way related to that little boy, I'd petition to get him out of there. WTF is she doing to that poor kid? sp did a really great job instilling morals, responsibility and ethics, I see. She must have QUIT parenting when they were still little.

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  52. Anonymous3:18 PM

    It's too bad Bristly bought that house in Arizona using cash and now doesn't have enough $$ for her own apartment in LA. But hey, working at a small charity sounds like an amazing basis for "reality" teevee. Can't believe no one came up with the idea before now. Ha, ha.

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  53. in case anyone can't tell/just doesn't know who these "famous for being famous" reality TV ladies are (if the latter good for you!), the composite features:

    the entire top row is just bristol.

    the bottom row is bristol, snooki, kourtney & then kim kardashian (left to right).

    the "real bristol" pic at top left is from the may 2009 candies event, so post-tripp, pre-surgeon.

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  54. Anonymous3:23 PM

    There may be a good side to this lasted chapter. The Masseys are well disciplined and hard-working. Maybe some of that will be witnessed by BP and incoperated into her own life. Or not. Kyle and his brother have lots to teach that Alaskan family. Good Luck Massey Family. Everyone knows good triumphs over evil everytime!

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  55. Anonymous3:23 PM

    Ok, so it MUST be said:

    Who else sees Sarah high above, pulling those strings?

    If Bristol gets in a relationship (or already IS) with one of the Masseys...can you imagine how Sarah will exploit that, all the while internally seething, of course.



    I think some attention really needs to be paid to Tripp's "birth story". Levi was there (when they were together) but when broken up Sarah crows "he wasn't even THERE when his son was born"...

    Even though producing Tripp would have at least mitigated the Trig rumours, they still kept Tripp hidden away for almost two months- the watchful paparazzi never one time saw anyone take him to a well baby check up or to visit family...it's like he suddenly just appeared.

    Then Bristol's claim that several girlfriends were in the room with her during labour and delivery? My three teens are the chattiest bunch I know. If one of their friends gets a new iPhone case, it WILL be described in detail at my dinner table. Yet none of Bristol's friends who shared this intimately personal experience with her...EVER spoke one word?

    Last, Tripp's appearance on Matt Lauer's show. Why did they drug that child?

    One last random note- I was re-reading the Two Babies post and I realized...the Palins expect us to believe that tiny, sickly, premature baby shower infant...was the GIANT Trig of the RNC just FOURTEEN WEEKS LATER? I feel this has never been examined in detail but as with the ever evolving bellies and birth stories...these huge infants need to be looked at. Both babies happen to appear on TV, obviously ketoprofen pm'd or benadryl'd to within a hairsbreadth of comatose....both alleged to be just sixteen weeks old...and both, even the Down syndrome preemie...are enormous?


    Even more which needs to be sussed out about the palins and their increasing number of implausibly outrageous baby related details.

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  56. Anonymous3:25 PM

    Oy vey.

    The famewhores are at it again. Just another backdoor political commercial for Quitler, no doubt.

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  57. wakeUpAmerica3:28 PM

    They will film this whole thing in about a week, and then maybe she will return the CHIN to Jay Leno.

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  58. Anonymous3:29 PM

    You know the more you bring up race, the longer the world will be racist. There's zero evidence Bristol or her family is racist. There plenty of evidence against it.

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  59. Anonymous3:29 PM

    Buzz @ 3:15

    No, Tripp, this is NOT a squirmish! We are just DITHERING one another. Now, go back to bed!

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  60. Anonymous3:29 PM

    "In fact, if that reality show really wants to get ratings, I'd get rid of the charity angle."

    the 'charity' is probably Candies...ROFL.

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  61. Anonymous3:29 PM

    Will Bristol make the charity pay her money to show up?

    Sarah gets the charities to give her big money just to grace them with her presence.

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  62. wakeUpAmerica3:33 PM

    Anon@2:44

    You're just too cute. BTW, that's "Kyle and she." And another ignorant flying monkey bites the dirt.

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  63. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Brisdull the pistol going live in la la land!

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  64. Anonymous3:38 PM

    2:45 PM #1 - lol

    2:45 PM #2 - You're so right that Sarah will horn in on Bristol's gig and try to steal the show. We wouldn't expect anything less from the Quitter.

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  65. Anonymous3:38 PM

    US Magazine has the best photo comparison of Bristol's before and after face pictures.

    http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/what-happened-to-bristol-palins-face-201155


    She doesn't look like the same person. The liposuction should have gotten rid of most of the fat from her most recent child, but she's still plenty hefty. Maybe she'll star as a football trainer for the Massey boys.

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  66. Anonymous3:41 PM

    Title:
    Brothers, Uggs, & Tripp

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  67. Anonymous3:45 PM

    Some here may not want to hear this, but our country is seriously f**ked up when we contribute (by watching) to the fame and money-making whoredom that is reality tv and tabloid mags. It isn't everything that is bad, but some of it is so morally bankrupt and wrong that it just is staggering.

    Who can really blame Bristol (and really do folks here have to change the spelling of her name in order to try to denigrate her, how low is "our" side really gonna go too?) for cashing in and trying to be the Barbie so many American girls were taught was what they should strive for?

    Overall, it's just plain sad. On so many levels. That 1) the company producing this expects to make money off it, 2) that they expect people to watch, and 3) that our society has actually sunk into this kind of gutter.

    Hey, if Snooki can do it, right! That's where we are, I think those side by side facial shots really tell the story Gryph. How friggin' uncanny to see the similarities in facial structure.

    On the upside, Bristol and Tripp will be (supposedly) living with two black dudes. I do think our country has come a long way there, and we are getting there with LGBT equality too.

    The devil and detail in all this is exactly which "charity" Bristol will be working for. That will say a whole lot, and I expect it isn't what some are thinking.

    To Bristol, if you happen to read this, honestly wish you success in life and for your young son, but honey you are too young to really be able to weigh the ramifications of some of the decisions you are apparently making now, and I advise you get some better council than either your own family or the Hollywood tv industry.

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  68. Anonymous3:45 PM

    @anon 3:23,

    I agree... hopefully LEVI will show he's got a pair and show the DATE of BIRTH for Trigg in his book... that is, is Trigg really is his son. Just sayin'...

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  69. Anonymous3:53 PM

    That procedure boils down to "Cut Your Face For Money," and now we all know why. Family values, Bristol? How about you, Your Heinous, who we all KNOW reads here? THIS is what you wanted your daughter to turn out to be? It's what you call WHORING YOURSELF.

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  70. Anonymous3:54 PM

    I wonder if the charity will involve Haitian babies. Did Bristol "adopt" one on her recent trip? Are these gentlemen going to help Bristol raise Tripp and an "orphan"?

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  71. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Bbbbbbuuuuttttttt, the true love from Alaska/Arizona??????? Where's he gonna sleep?

    Egads, they all have the exact same chin.

    Some charity is going to get a huge boost in its income. I can just see Chinstol sorting through bags of cast-offs at the Salvation Army.

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  72. This country is fucked up.

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  73. Hahaha 2:26!

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  74. Anonymous4:02 PM

    Whatever happened to the honors student Sarah talked about? I am just sick about this. If this were my daughter wasting her youth on a reality show in Hollywood I would be so embarrassed. Has anyone yet found a point to these shows? Reality show does not describe what appears to be semi-voyeristic TV featuring the most rootless, undefined people.

    Sarah really missed the mark parenting Bristol and now she must suffer her pointless life.

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  75. Anonymous4:06 PM

    Anonymous 2:52 said: btw, it appears the SP facebooks fan pages are thrilled for this.

    Of course they are, RAM edits the hell out of that page to preserve an image. If all the comments were left to stand, then we would see the true SP base.

    As for Anonymous who says the Palin family is not racist, are you f-in kidding me?! Her father said she left Hawaii because it had too many Asians, she turned her back on the Native Americans in her own state who were starving. When she finally went to see them, she went all Maria Antoinette and said, "Let them have cake (or in this case cookies!)." And lets not forget, she constantly tells this country that Obama is one of "them" and not one of "us." Not enough for you? She called him Samba.

    I hope you are PURE white, Anonymous. Otherwise, really, she is just not that into you.

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  76. Anonymous4:07 PM

    To see Mark dance on DWTS with his partner this year - he must realize that he was pushing a cow around last year!!!

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  77. Anonymous4:10 PM

    I thick c4peepee will be advertising this show for Bristol ? Looks like lou Sarah is going to get a new fb page. I'm sure Julia omalley from adn will write a nice story about it for Todd and Sarah.

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  78. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign4:10 PM

    After scaring off two ghostwriters, how long will it be before those lamescreenwriters are drinking martinis for breakfast just to get out of bed?

    http://theperilsofpalins.wordpress.com/2011/02/07/bristles-memoirs-round-1/

    http://theperilsofpalins.wordpress.com/2011/03/14/a-buns-tale-bristles-memoir-round-2/

    I'm shamelessly promoting keeping humor in mind in dealing with the Palin Pathology, especially Mini Me because she's just so darn sad.

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  79. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Is it too much too hope that the next baby is bi-racial?

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  80. Well, she lives in Arizona so she's not "moving" to L.A. I guess she'll just be staying in the guest room and we'll see how much luggage she brings for 10 episodes. Which could be 5 weeks or even less.

    Un-named charity? Who will have her? And she'll only be working for that charity for as long as the show lasts. After that they'll never see her again. Unless someone pays her to work for them like this reality show is paying her to work for them.

    BTW that third picture doesn't even look like her anymore. Now the fourth on the right top (which is the same as first on the left bottom) looks a LOT more like Bristol than the third on the top.

    The rest...well a little tanning, some more surgery, she could be any of them.

    Since when did witch's chins become so popular. Is that a Snookie thing? Is one of those on the bottom Snookie?

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  81. I think there has to be a group of people like the Palins who do not have any pride in themselves, and will do anything for money just to entertain the kind of people who actually watch the trash on TV. If it was ok to do, believe me, you would see the daughters of the producers of these shows out there making the millions. You don't.

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  82. Anonymous4:23 PM

    How much $ is BP pulling in for allowing us to watch her do charity work? Can any Palin do any charitable act without a camera?

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  83. Anonymous4:23 PM

    Thought she was going to college in Arizona, yeah right.

    Thought she was going to work at a radio station in Arizona, yeah right.

    Thought she was not exploiting Tripp, yeah right.

    Thought she hated Hollywood, yeah right.

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  84. Anonymous4:27 PM

    I weigh 250 lbs, if I lose 10 lbs and become sexually active will I get a pointy elongated chin too?

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  85. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Hey Bots and C4P's racists, once you go black you never go back.

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  86. Anonymous4:31 PM

    I can't wait, her sewer mouth will be on national TeeVee before the fall season is half over.
    We will get to see how she handles Tripp with he being difficult.

    Remember how the family values momma,Sarah,couldn't deal with a crabby TriG during a short interview on her book tour bus? Mommy Dearest did not come off well.

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  87. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Well, if Tripp can keep the same nanny the re-locate to LA etc. might not disrupt his life too much.

    Maybe the reality show will pay for Tripp's pyschology therapy.

    Possibly Tripp's earnings will be protected for him until he's 21.

    Can't wait to see Tripp's new face after the plastic surgeons are done with him.

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  88. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Whoever mentioned Tripp being almost lifeless during the interview: I've always thought Tripp was a doll. His posture wasn't lifelike; he never moved; even when sleeping babies' lips move and there's usually some dribble. And Bristol was holding the baby's hand closest to the camera and moved it now and then. The arm was as stiff as a board. Not like a real baby's at all. But, like Sarah's magic pregnancy, if you are told that something is real, you believe it.

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  89. Anonymous4:33 PM

    Let me get this straight. Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin: Queen of the racist teabaggers, is moving in with two black guys to do a reality show? Some one's screwing with me right?
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Maybe Brissie developed a more exotic taste than her mama while HUMPING WITH THE STARS

    Makes me glad I can't afford anything but rabbit ears antenna!


    Could it be that the quitter queen has lost her prick teasing charm?

    PALINS ARE LIKE HERPES...... FOREVER!!!

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  90. Anonymous4:35 PM

    Bristol knows what she wants.

    She does not want to get stuck with an unemployed uneducated retarded white guy packing only 4 inches like her mom got stuck with Todd.

    Bristol has wants and needs.

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  91. Anonymous4:35 PM

    Gee not living in Arizona any more.

    I been tellin' yuh, border states are right next to across the border abortion clinics.

    No more pregnancy, no more need for staying in the desert hundreds of miles from much of anything.

    Gryph, do you know any bloggers in Arizona? Unless Sarah is serious about setting up residence in A. to run for Congress, I bet the house is quietly on the market soon.

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  92. Anonymous4:37 PM

    LA is the last place Bristol should go to. There is something about the LA water and air that made her balloon up on DWTS.

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  93. Anonymous4:41 PM

    No you racist bots, Bristol's show is not like Sarah Palin's Alaska. Bristol will not be clubbing the black guys.

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  94. Anonymous4:44 PM

    After hearing Bristol is shacking up with two black guys Todd and Sarah are at home in Wasilla with their hands on their heads saying,

    "Levi aint that bad after all. If we offer her a new car will she go back to her baby's daddy?"

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  95. I was one of the first to look this post; saw the four pictures on the bottom, but the detail you wanted us to see did not register until I came back now and reading through the comments, someone said egads, they have the same chin. So I scrolled back up and looked again. OMG: that bottom row - it's true - the chins are all the same. That is scary, dude! Really, really scary.

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  96. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign4:45 PM

    Who does she think she is, Bricky Hollywood?

    I don't usually pick on Bristle so please forgive my badness today.

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  97. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Hey Sarah, I guess sleepovers with Piper is out of the question at Bristol's new apt.

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  98. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Sarah, how about Willow, she is becoming of age and would like to test the waters too? Maybe she is tired of Wasilla's snow men and wants some LA tanned men too?

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  99. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Who cares. She is dull and has zero talent. I didn't watch SPA and I won't watch this nonsense. I doubt many others will either. Can we ignore her now?

    PS- comments about "black guys" are really off-putting.

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  100. meena4:52 PM

    It is titled-" Why I Opted for a Jay Leno Chin"

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  101. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Sarah's worst nightmare is having her daughter hook up with a black guy or an Asian guy.

    Karma is a bitch Sarah!

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  102. Anonymous4:55 PM

    First episode of Bristol's show has Tawd building a 14 ft fence around Bristol's bed.

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  103. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Nailed her, 4:06 PM.

    (not that Sarah needs any help nailing herself to a cross).

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  104. If they want to make it interesting, they need to get Sarah on there, hurling some cans at the fridge while screaming obscenities. Just to make Bristol feel at home.

    Also, too...does Levi have any say in the upbringing of his child? WTF?

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  105. Anonymous4:57 PM

    The first picture was POST her first surgery - cheek implants and hair extensions on that interview at home with Oprah. Working on the name of her anesthesiologist....she has had, as her mother, plenty of surgery. So very very sad.

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  106. Anonymous5:00 PM

    Will the Chin eat at Chin Chin's on camera?

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  107. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Bristol you want to really get even with mom?

    Move to Compton California, that would do it.

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  108. Anonymous5:08 PM

    When does her reality show Extreme Facial Reconstruction air or is it I Did Not Know I Got My Face Altered?

    Well, Bristol is launched as a reality tv gal exploiting her child and charities. Where did she learn that?

    To each his own.

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  109. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Next up: Piper on The Disney Channel. JUST. SHOOT. ME.

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  110. Anonymous5:15 PM

    So this girl is moving in with two guys with her son for a reality TV show? Poor kid. What is wrong with these people?

    Now is the time for Levi to seek full custody of Tripp.

    I remembered during the custody hearing, Bristol complained in court that she didn't want Levi to have Tripp because she didn't want Tripp to be on a Reality TV Show. But now, she is doing exactly that. Bristol is a hypocritical liar just like her mother.

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  111. Anonymous5:15 PM

    The 2 black guys did they show her the birth certificates?

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  112. Anonymous5:18 PM

    Having seen Bristol's other attempts to be interesting, I'd rather watch paint drying or grass growing than watch Bristol try to carry this or any other show.

    One of her defenders claims she has a great personality "off camera." Really? A great personality filled with homophobic ignorance like she spouts on Facebook or like her meanspirited attacks against Mercedes Johnston?

    Since she will be on camera and not off camera, and her on camera personality has all the appeal of eating barf nuggets, I suspect the network is going to have a nice tax write-off after the show bombs financially due to ratings that drop as low as Bristol's new chin.

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  113. Anonymous5:19 PM

    i agree with the prior poster that comments about "black guys" is off putting and takes this conversation down to a level i don't care to join.

    the issue here is that BP has a show without actually learning how to be an actress. acting is a noble field and many fine young men and women spend years pefecting their craft in order to pursue a TV show, movie, play, etc.

    it is gross that someone who has already shown herself to be the antithesis of charisma gets a go.

    it doesn't matter if the plot is one gal, two guys -- the sickening part is that the gal is bristol and she is a dumbass, untalented nobody.

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  114. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Oh, so THAT'S why she spent her college money for plastic surgery - so she can be the next Snookie Kardashian and keep raking in the bucks for being America's latest trainwreck. I wonder if Octomom will stop by her show. Just call the show BRISDULLWOOD.

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  115. Anonymous5:20 PM

    I guess size does matter!

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  116. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Bristol show the world you are not your mom.

    VOTE OBAMA 2012!

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  117. Anonymous5:25 PM

    "It's hard being a single mom...LMAO
    What a fraud! And now she wants to prove that she's not a racist, while the cameras are rolling...unreal

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  118. Gryphen, can you post the things Bristol publicly said condemning Levi as wanting to make money off their child? I recall Bristol bemoaning she just wanted to be regular and settle down. The family has double standards. If they do it they are masters of the universe. If someone else wants to they are discarded and demonized.

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  119. Anonymous5:35 PM

    At least when Sarah announced her reality series about Alaska, there was a ready made preview: Sarah will go fishing, hunting, mining for gold, kayaking, mountain climbing, and chop down a big tree, all while showing us beautiful scenery.

    The episodes for Bristol's show are a little harder to create.
    1. Bristol and Tripp move in.
    2. The room mates quarrel about who cooks and who cleans up.
    3. The room mates go door to door collecting money for what-was-the-name-of-that-charity-again?
    4. Levi comes to visit Tripp and blows a gasket.
    5. An ex-girl friend comes to visit one of the guys and she blows a gasket. (Maybe we can combine episodes 4 and 5 for a real ratings grabber).
    6. FBI comes to visit, claiming that the charity forms requesting tax free status for a money making show won't pass the smell test.
    7. No, seriously, who is going to clean up the mess out there near the pool?
    8. Tripp wanders off and everyone is in a panic. No cause for alarm. He loved the episode where the room mates went door to door collecting money for their charity, so he decided to knock on a few doors himself. He's no prop; he's a real bread winner.
    9. Writers have writers' block and ask the room mates to improvise. For the first time in TV history, viewers watch an hour of people trying to think of something to say. An hour of silence, a TV first. It will win an Emmy.
    10. Sarah Palin arrives and knocks at the Charity House Door. She kicks out the three room mates, saying that she knows how to get blood from a stone.
    If there is any free time, maybe the room mates can also get a tattoo and visit Disneyland.

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  120. Anonymous5:35 PM

    I'm disgusted by the number of posters that are mentally masturbating over the thought of Bristol shacking up with two "black" guys. Apparently two white guys would be acceptable.

    Why don't you focus on what is really disgusting about this entire situation, which is a fame-whore pimping out her son.

    heidiWY

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  121. Anonymous5:37 PM

    Sarah don't worry about Bristol and her two roommates. That's nothing.

    Bristol will be just fine, but you definitely need to worry when the hoe turns 21 and starts clubbin' in LA.

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  122. Patrick DeBurgh5:38 PM

    Pop culture is a massive time-suck. Shoot your TV and set yourself free.

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  123. Anonymous5:40 PM

    O/T:

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/palins-restraining-order-for-penn-man-extended/62543

    This is like her backup issue when she thinks she needs to get out in front of something! Between this and the announcement of Bristol's nebulous, unnamed TV show, I would say someone is a little worried about Dunn's book coming out tomorrow!

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  124. Anonymous5:40 PM

    Bill Maher is going to have a field day with this one.

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  125. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Bristol since you like dancing, you can make a lot of single dollar bills in LA as you pursue a career in dancing. Good for you.

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  126. Anonymous5:44 PM

    Chin up, Bristol!

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  127. Anonymous5:44 PM

    someone said egads, they have the same chin. So I scrolled back up and looked again. OMG: that bottom row - it's true - the chins are all the same. That is scary, dude! Really, really scary.


    HOLLYWOOD "STEPFORD" PRODUCTIONS???

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  128. Anonymous5:49 PM

    The "good news" is the BIO channel is usually only on the most premium of cable/satellite packages, meaning a good number of the "fans" this show will try to entice won't see it.

    $$ costs for top tiers run from $75 - 100+ month, hardly in the budget of those "budget cutting" red-ville inhabitants.

    PMom_GA

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  129. Anonymous5:50 PM

    If you look at the row of 4 pics of Bristlebutt on this blog post, you can notice the changes between pics 2 and 3. Then if you look, there is even more change between 3 and 4.

    She's had some extensive work down.

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  130. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Sarah said she would look at the lay of the land and then determine if she would run for president.

    Well Sarah, your daughter Bristol the "lay of the land" just put the final nail in your presidential coffin. You just lost the racist votes.

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  131. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Anyone from Alaska/ Arizona/ California CHild Protective Services in the audience? Anyone? Anywhere? What about the child's father? ANyone?

    Sad. Very Sad. Bristoll is a whore to the almighty dollar, but somebody should do something about what she is doing to her children.

    BTW - I am not part of the Paylin demographic. I did not watch her Mama's show and I will never watch Bristoll's show.

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  132. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Rene 5:33

    Part of Bristol's pitch to the Court in the custody hearing was she didn't want Levi to exploit and sell Tripp to the media. Within a very short time after that, Bristlebutt and Tripp were splashed on the cover of a Rag Mag together with pics and interview inside. I believe it was InTouch -- where she got paid $100,000

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  133. Anonymous6:02 PM

    5:35 PM...ummm....I'd watch that. I'm going to hell anyway.

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  134. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Sarah, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

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  135. Anonymous6:03 PM

    If that knot-head Levi had a lick o' sense, he'd go to court to keep his son from being part and parcel of a reality show. Small children do not belong on such vehicles of self-promotion like this travesty of Bristol's.
    M from MD

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  136. Anonymous6:07 PM

    I don't think Brisket is going to allow Sarah to assign relatives to chaperon Brisket in LA.

    However, I'm betting we'll see Aunt Molly and her two wholesome girls making their appearances in LA.

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  137. Anonymous6:11 PM

    To call this a 'Reality' Show is BS.

    It's no different than those of Jersey Shore, The Hills, etc -- they're scripted. The Hills was on a 'set'. It wasn't a real setting. It's called 'Reality' instead of 1/2 hour trainwreck comedy or drama as it's cheaper to film 'Reality' but still reap the same advertiser fees/ads as in regular shows

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  138. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Massey brothers, just letting you know if you upset Sarah in any way she'll accuse you of wanting to rape Bristol like the other many males that are on Sarah's shit list.

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  139. Anonymous6:14 PM

    I hope these two young men are not dumb enough to sign Sarah Palin's confidentiality agreement?

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  140. Anonymous6:16 PM

    Please, I too am really uncomfortable with the racially charged talk. How about moderating some of this?

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  141. Apparently, many of the commenters believe Bristle is irresistible. Why on God's earth would the Massey brothers want to relate to her in any way other than as a platonic roommate? Or have the bots taken over trying to make IM readers look racist and sexist?

    The Massey brothers are talented and have tv experience. They seem personable and authentically nice. Please find a way to criticize Bristol without bashing the Masseys.

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  142. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Bristol you are into making a quick buck. Maybe you can pull a "Sarah" and hook up with old Hugh Hefner? Just like your mom did with old John McCain, you use Hef to get to the big bucks.

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  143. Anonymous6:24 PM

    The Pathetic Palin klan are trying to pretend they're not racists. Another bs unreality show. Big Briss needs a new moniker to go with her new Snookie look. They could be twins. I can't decide between Bookie or Snooktol? hmmmmm......

    Truer words have never been spoken Patrick DeBurgh. TeeVee has been used as a propaganda machine since the 50s. Turn it off and tune in to life.

    Ohiovoter

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  144. Anonymous6:25 PM

    You really need to see the dust up over at the seaofpee over this.Gryphen,you should cut and paste some of the infighting,like someone telling someone else to stick a gun up their a** and pull the trigger.What Morans!

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  145. Anonymous6:30 PM

    Paris Hilton has her little doggie as her prop.

    Bristol has Tripp as hers.

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  146. Anonymous6:41 PM

    Who is Bristol going to fly in from Alaska to watch Tripp when she starts clubbing in La?

    Like Bristol said, life is hard for single 20 year old moms who just got a couple of chin implants, botox, lipo, hair extensions and facelifts. Bristol really should of bought some gold fish or a caged hamster instead of having Tripp.

    I think Bristol should of let Sarah and Todd adopt Tripp as planned, that way Tripp would keep Bristol's other son Trig company and Bristol could hit the streets and stay out till dawn..

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  147. Anonymous6:46 PM

    This is funny: single mother of a toddler who's parents are worth millions has no steady job or education so she abandons her AZ house she paid cash for to be a roomie with two male friends. The icing on the cake is working for a charity after having her face surgically altered.

    I can't stop laughing.

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  148. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Well, I'm so glad I went into debt to go to college and graduate school in a field in which I am unable to make money. I am living with my parents and teaching at community college, and pulled down all of $17K last year. Shoulda convinced my mom to go into politics, then gotten myself knocked up. F**k!

    Oh, well, at least I can look myself in the mirror. And recognize my own face when I do.

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  149. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Poor pathetic Bristol, so desperate for recognition and easy money that she would agree to have the cameras record her and her son as they navigate a new living situation. I
    can't imagine for one instant selling my child like this. It's different from a child who is an actor, one who plays someone else in a fictional show or a commercial. Tripp's life will be on display, even with the strict rules limiting time children can work. I imagine Levi is getting a piece of the cash pie. Otherwise, why in the world would he agree to this?

    Of course, this will likely be the most BORING reality tv show ever created. Regardless, it's a travesty that this so-called mother would exploit her child like this, all in the name of wanting to be famous.

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  150. Anonymous6:52 PM

    Todd, interesting that Texas aint good enough for a fish picker from Alaska, but LA is great for a little boy without his daddy or his daddy' loving family while having to live with his mother's raging hormones and no self esteem!

    Has the makings of a country song.

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  151. Anonymous6:53 PM

    Is there a way to find out now who the advertisers will be and ask them not to back this shit?

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  152. Linda7:00 PM

    Lots of fighting over this over at C4P -- starting at about page 9 (if you sort newest first) on this morning's open thread. Name calling and etc. Personally I don't see much harm in this for Bristol and sharing a house with two guys is not all that big a deal and I would definitely not jump to sexual conclusions on that basis. However, I agree with those that don't think this is a good thing for Tripp.

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  153. Anonymous7:02 PM

    Bristol is looking great since she lost weight. I think she's prettier than her mother and that's saying something!

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  154. Anonymous7:13 PM

    I really grew to like Kyle Massey over the course of DWTS. He seemed authentic, hard working, and very sweet.

    Unfortunately, I think a lot less of him for agreeing to join Bristol Palin in reality tee vee land. How hard up is he that the only work he can get is this bizarre, sanitized three's company? And why in the world would he want to hitch his wagon to someone as patently untalented and uninteresting as Bristol Palin?

    It sounds like career suicide to me.

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  155. Anonymous7:21 PM

    Actually, I am seeing a trend here! Maybe Bristol thinks Hollywood is full of "liberals" and this is why she is tripping the light fantastic against her mother's wishes. Unfortunately, most liberals I know find low-end television downright stupid and beneath contempt. Bristol was raised in the most twisted "Christian?" environment, fundie at best. She would have no sense for kitsch. But, I sense she has the stuff.

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  156. Anonymous7:22 PM

    OMG, they all have the same chin. Same plastic surgeon? Template chin and lips?

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  157. Anonymous7:29 PM

    I almost think this won't ever happen. Or it will get stalled midway.

    Can you believe this is the same young woman who was so disrespectful to the teacher who called her mother a celebrity? She was so indignant.

    What a joke.

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  158. emrysa7:37 PM

    well now we know why bristol went under the knife and vacuum...

    so she's going to be living with 2 young dudes? a 'single mom' and her kid in the same house as two young twenty-somethings? wtf kind of plot is this? what kind of mother who is conscious of their child's environment moves in with 2 single dudes? and for the sole purpose of making an (un)reality show? this is f-ed up, but I guess I shouldn't expect anything else from the palins.

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  159. TruthSeeker7:46 PM

    Anonymous @ 7:02 pm said...
    "Bristol is looking great since she lost weight."

    Yes, Bristol's earlobes do look alot slimmer don't they? She certainly has lost a great amount of weight from her ears.

    Too bad her torso and limbs don't show any weight loss - well except for that "9-month belly", which is now more like a "3-month belly".

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  160. Anonymous8:02 PM

    "Anonymous said...

    I really grew to like Kyle Massey over the course of DWTS. He seemed authentic, hard working, and very sweet.

    Unfortunately, I think a lot less of him for agreeing to join Bristol Palin in reality tee vee land."

    Vvvvvvvvvvvvv

    I agree with you. Kyle was person who worked hard on DWTS and all the accolades he got he deserved. Bristol on the other hand just coasted on her mother's laurel and just got fat. Bristol is the only contestant to grow before our eyes.

    So how these two paired up is beyond me. I'm guessing Bristol thinks if she is seen with kyle it will change image.

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  161. Anonymous8:02 PM

    I have to laugh when you call Todd a fish picker . You would not believe how much $ that these fishpickers plucked last summer. Take a guess and you won't even be close.

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  162. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Bristol is looking great since she lost weight. I think she's prettier than her mother and that's saying something!

    7:02 PM

    As the saying goes

    "Beauty is only implant deep, ugly is to the bone".

    Palins are truly ugly to the bone. That's why the GOP presidential convention paid big bucks to dress up dem billies and the grandparents responsible for spewing Sarah and Toad. It was sorta like putting perfume on shit. They looked nice but stunk up the joint.

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  163. Anonymous8:17 PM

    The charity will have in-house daycare, so Bristol can dump Tripp when she arrives for work, after having gotten up at 4:30 a.m. to give him a bath, and then collect him when it's time to go home. Oh, right, she'll need to pop in around lunchtime so she'll be able to stress again how difficult it is to be a single mom, having to choose between work or lunch with her kid.

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  164. Anonymous8:18 PM

    You know, the sad thing is, that I think YOU GO GIRL.
    We all know that if she was a true 'teen single mom' that there wouldn't be much of a future for her, exceptions proving the rule.
    She has NOTHING going for her - except of course, a famous mom. And her famous pregnancy.
    As much as I despise Sarah Palin, I do feel sorry for all of her kids.
    Did we see any tweets on Mother's Day on how wonderful it was to be surrounded by her loving kids? Of course not. 'Cause that didn't happen.
    So however effed up it is, I say power to Bristol - and I hope she'll 'adult-up' and speak the truth.
    But alas, I don't see that happening either.
    I do think though that this is a, however twisted, right step in the independent direction for Bristol.
    I just hope she won't take it too far...I hope she'll get an education (College, University) and get some actual career.
    Go for it Bristol - the odds are stacked against you (your mother sure is) but break free and be your own woman.

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  165. Pursang8:21 PM

    I think I get something like 360 channels and have never heard of or seen BIO on my guide thingy. But if they can get the Bots to watch I guess it's worth the money.

    I know it won't get me to find out if my cable package has BIO but then again I'm not the grifters demographic either.

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  166. Anonymous8:24 PM

    You know, I'm almost 48 yrs old and I still don't have my shit together.
    How many of us do?
    I say power to Bristol on getting something out of this whole ordeal of an mentally unstable, yet publicly celebrated, mother and a bi-sexual and cheating father.
    I'd say go for it Bristol - cash in on your pathetic parents!
    (Just try not to step on people while you do that - it's just too too much like your mother!)

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  167. Anonymous8:37 PM

    this is so stupid. Nobody is going to believe this concept of a show. This girl doesn't know what it means to have it hard in life. Her mother is a millionaire, and all the breaks she has got, and perks. Her love of easy money and vanity has overpowered any christianity she might of had, if ever. That is a pretty wild crowd in LA maybe we will be hearing of her going to wild parties,DUI's and sex tapes, just like all those other so called realllity stars. Something is really bothering me though, Where is this child's father? I think he is " a deer in the headlights" letting her get away with moving to 2 different states, having the child in housholds with different men all the time. This child has not had stability in his life. Levi should be throwing a fit about all the different men in his child's life, in 2 !/2 or 3 years- ( Levi, Ben , Geno, and now the Massey brothers)There are morality clauses, and you have to have permission to move to another state. My questions are, Is he really the father? or is he so scared of these bullies? or just doesn't care.It can't be good for him to be on the show, it's been shoown that it is not.

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  168. Anonymous8:54 PM

    Make. It. Stop.

    Where is Tripp's father, and why is he allowing this?

    Reality teevee is anything BUT real.

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  169. Anonymous8:55 PM

    I'm trying to imagine a reason why I would watch such a show. I can't come up with anything.

    Is watching someone insignificant on TV more interesting than watching someone insignificant in real life? If it isn't, why not just tape Grandma and play it back whenever you want?

    I wish her luck, but I can't see big ratings happening (can't even see small ratings happening). More free money for the paylins.

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  170. Will they have a cement slab and swimmin'hole?

    I feel sad for Tripp care taken by a nanny told his mother does it all alone (opposite of reality), he was a terrible mistake, trotted out like a prize pony and his mother lost weight. The little boy is destined to be more dysfunctional told up is down by a disordered mother, grandmother and enabling grandfather. He'll be wounded told his father was a SOB out to use him while his mother preys on him as her meal ticket.

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  171. Ratfish9:23 PM

    Gee- and I thought Bristol and her lyin' mom attacked Levi for trying to exploit Tripp. And now Bristol is.

    Like mother like daughter- pathetic.

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  172. Anonymous9:40 PM

    It would of been more touching to find out Bristol is going to school and secretly helping a charity on her own not to make a buck.

    It is bullshit for somebody to say let's create a reality show, how about getting Bristol to work at a charity while living in the big city with her son. It is too fake and not genuine for me. It is just all an act to make a quick buck. It reminds me of Sarah going to Alabama for a few hours for a photo op to help move some bushes and then take a first class flight home. Here we go again with Me Me Me Look at ME!

    Screw you!

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  173. Anonymous9:48 PM

    Rene said...

    Will they have a cement slab and swimmin'hole?

    I feel sad for Tripp care taken by a nanny told his mother does it all alone (opposite of reality), he was a terrible mistake, trotted out like a prize pony and his mother lost weight. The little boy is destined to be more dysfunctional told up is down by a disordered mother, grandmother and enabling grandfather. He'll be wounded told his father was a SOB out to use him while his mother preys on him as her meal ticket.

    8:56 PM

    Bravo Rene, another sad thing about the Palin family is Willow is waiting off stage ready to start her grifting career. She just not sure when to start fertilizing her eggs. She wants at least one summer before creating her meal ticket.

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  174. Anonymous9:51 PM

    Hey Rene, they should name the show after Tripp.

    "Bristol's Meal Ticket"

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  175. Anonymous9:53 PM

    Didn't $arah change one of her LLCs recently to something having to do with entertainment? I bet she's going to be making money from this show right along with Bristol. Think Tripp will get a paycheck?

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  176. Anonymous9:58 PM

    Meltdown alert @ Sea of Pea.

    No one has told the Palinban what to think about the Brisdull show, so they are fighting among themselves.

    Hilarious.

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  177. to anonymous 8:02 PM-

    uhm, you know the infamous "can't have a fishpicker from texas" quote came from todd's own lips, right?

    the reference seems to denigrate those who fish for a living in texas (perhaps anywhere other than alaska?). and this appears to point to some very weird AIP/anti-hispanic/generally racist/generally anti-texas? connotations in the mindset of todd and sarah palin.

    you can hear the actually interview and read a transcript here:

    leaving texas for trig

    this interview was recorded 3 days after trig palin's birth, the same day sarah took him -her one month premature, DS with a hole in his heart, and jaundiced baby- to the state governor's office to show off at work......

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  178. p.s.

    i think that audio interview w/sarah and todd was conducted by lisa demer for the Alaska Daily News, but could be another reporter and/or paper.

    -anyone know for sure?

    i had the original audio posting (it was linked on-page to an article, i think ADN) saved, but that was one dead-but-not-backed-up hard-drive ago, sigh. new computer for me this past january. and it's since been removed from that paper's public online archive (99% sure it was ADN...). curious?

    but yeah, for me -as a person raised in the midwest very near chicago- "fishpicker" was a term i'd literally NEVER heard until that todd palin quote. i specifically remember it, as i had to google it in no-longer-comfortably-ignorable frustration after about the 4th media bit mentioning it.

    i learned that it can/mostly-does mean something as simple as those who "pluck" fish from the sea, as some may "pluck" grain or game from the land. in other words, "those who harvest [something], for sustenance or sale", in this case fish.

    and learning THAT made me think that todd had no reason at all to use it in a negative way

    -unless his negativity was not at the work itself of "fish-picking" but solely at those "texan/'other' fishpickers".......

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  179. Anonymous11:34 PM

    Over on HuffPo the other day there was a series of pics titled Bristol Palin images. One of the three was actually Miley Cyrus.Big mouth,big hair-close enough- but hilarious. And what is a little kid supposed to think when mommy comes home with a whole new face? I fear that Tripp will be just as screwed up as all the rest of the gang. So Sad.

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  180. Anonymous11:45 PM

    Heidi and Spencer = speidi

    Bristol and chin = chistol

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  181. witness the new trend of untalented peeps getting their glory. Her charisma (or whatever it's called) has gotten the show high ratings. So naturally she will have all these opportunities now in the entertainment industry. She provides attention and indirectly can make the TV companies lots of money.

    Senri

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  182. Anonymous2:44 AM

    She looks so utterly vapid. A regular dear in the headlights...without the headlights.

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  183. Anonymous2:47 AM

    Maybe the failed screenwriter RAM is writing this little reality show.

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  184. Anonymous2:48 AM

    @anonymous at 2:44. You're right. We witnessed her personally on FB. If you want to call that vile rant "personality", she is indeed full of it.

    inside the beltway

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  185. Anonymous3:09 AM

    Yawn.
    The hypocrisy. It burns.

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  186. Anonymous3:40 AM

    Hows about Bristol work for the Alex's Lemonade charity.
    If that doesn't wise her soul up, nothing will. (Although the Scotts would steer clear of her trashy ass)
    Palins=pathetic trash.

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  187. Anonymous4:39 AM

    One thing's for sure, you have to give Bristol kudos for trying to stretch her fifteen minutes of fame and crappy name into a reality career.

    It doesn't matter if she's disparaged or fails on these shows. She still gets more notoriety and more money which is $$$ obviously the Palin goal, everywhere, from everyone, all the time.

    Whoever is advising her obviously has dreams of Bristol doing what the Kardashians did, Paris Hilton, Snookie, etc...

    They've all parleyed their public foibles, bad press moments into huge $$$$.

    And while most of us look down on those women and sneer at their greed, their lack of class, their bad behavior, scandals, stupidity, etc...they laugh all the way to the bank.

    Sad to say, but I'll watch Bristol's show. I just love the way the REAL Palin character slips through...giving America the middle finger and all that.

    And imagine how much the Massey brothers will despise Bristol after living with her 24/7. LOL.

    VHTG

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  188. Anonymous4:44 AM

    so she's going to be living with 2 young dudes? a 'single mom' and her kid in the same house as two young twenty-somethings? wtf kind of plot is this? what kind of mother who is conscious of their child's environment moves in with 2 single dudes? and for the sole purpose of making an (un)reality show? this is f-ed up, but I guess I shouldn't expect anything else from the palins.


    ***

    hahaha - maybe the show will be about the child's father flipping out because the mother is always living with different men. Plus it's tough because she is a VIRGIN with multiple kids.

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  189. If Bri$tol keeps on going, you can add this picture to her before and after shots:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-516768/Is-scariest-picture-EVER-Bride-Wildenstein.html

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  190. No charity that has Bristol working for it will get one red cent of my money.

    Betcha it's a off shoot of Frankie Graham's gig?

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  191. Anonymous5:22 AM

    Now, wouldent it be a hoot if Pres. obama called the Massey's and asked them to help head up the Youth Vote thingy?

    Can I bring the popcorn for that one?

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  192. Anonymous5:35 AM

    Which room will the nanny sleep in?

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  193. Anonymous6:58 AM

    9:40 pm said: It reminds me of Sarah going to Alabama for a few hours for a photo op to help move some bushes and then take a first class flight home.
    _____________________________________
    There was no first class flight home for Sarah. Why would Sarah settle for mere first class when Franklin Graham owns his own private jet?

    I'm sure most remember how Graham flew Sarah, in luxury, around to many of her book tour cities. And then Sarah would be driven to the tour bus, parked a few miles from the next stop.

    Sarah would board the bus, which was full of her staff (and probably Trig), which would then roar up in triumph to the bookstore, as if Sarah had also been riding in it for hundreds of weary miles.

    Yep, just one more Palin deception to feature Sarah as one of tha common folk. No fancy shmancy high class jet ride fer her!

    In any case, since Sarah was doing the tornado tour with Franklin Graham, she would have been on his private jet. The one bought with donations from all the religious folk who believe in his sincere desire to spread the word of god. (Which can't be done from a cheap coach airline flight, only from a really expensive private jet, ah guess.. .

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  194. emrysa8:02 AM

    @ heidiWY 5:35 PM:

    no, two white guys would not be acceptable either. a 2.5 year old boy needs a stable environment, which isn't going to happen with temporary roommates in a temporary living situation with cameras all around.

    the fact that she's moving in with 2 black guys is funny because that's not going to sit well with the palin racist and ignorant teabagger supporters. their base will not be happy, and it's hilarious. they would be willing to forgive her for living with white dudes, but not black dudes.

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  195. Anonymous8:11 AM

    Does anyone else have the feeling that Levi does knows he's not the father of Tripp? If Levi is positively his father and does nothing to stop any of this he is a piece of shit for a father. But just maybe he is not the father and doesn't have anything to say in Tripp's life. The whole custody and child support could have been a cover to, Palins pay him, he turns around and pays Bristol. That way she doesn't look like the slut she was with different babies Daddys. I think his only son Trig was taking from him and he was just a cover up guy for Bristols pregnancy during the campaign.

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  196. Anonymous8:47 AM

    I agree with 7:29, I wonder if this show is even really going to happen. Considering the C4P response, I would say it gets less likely by the day. Those are the only fans Palin has, can't risk offending their racist sensibilities now can we!

    Still wonder if the show announcement's main function was to get attention off the Geoffrey Dunn book - so far, it's worked.

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  197. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Can you imagine the porn spoofs that will be made because of this!

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  198. Anonymous12:06 PM

    I hope that the people using such tastless language are trolls.

    "black guys" "oreos" "jungle fever"

    Clean things up people. Welcome to 2011....

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  199. Anonymous1:36 PM

    I agree with 8:11 a.m. That's why he volunteers for the Special Olympics. Tripp ain't his kid. But Trig is.

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  200. Erica from Dallas9:38 PM

    What about bristol's job at the radio station?

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