Friday, May 20, 2011

It has been bothering me all day, but I finally figured it out.


I KNEW I saw that wig before!

I wonder if this kind of thing will impact my chances of being Raptured tomorrow?

(H/T to Dennis Zaki.)

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  1. Anonymous5:47 PM

    like

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  2. Anonymous5:50 PM

    I've always thought she was channeling Weirdly Gruesome:
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2948894774_0b81f55d21.jpg


    O/T Arnold's son--unblurred:
    http://allabouttheu.yuku.com/topic/17368

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  3. Anonymous5:54 PM

    What are the cords on her neck? Kinda like turkey neck. Look at pics from Hawaii. Thin, and scraggly hair. That is why she has to wear wigs. Nice likeness

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  4. Anonymous5:55 PM

    You are not going to make the bus for the rapture but it was a great laugh

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  5. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Oh Gryphen, that is PRICELESS. I wouldn't count on that Rapture thingy......:-)

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  6. Anonymous5:58 PM

    One's evolved and one's Sarah Palin.

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  7. Anonymous6:07 PM

    Just saw where First Lady, Michelle Obama addressed the West Point graduates. How wonderful!

    Can you imagine the idiot from Alaska doing the same? Our First Lady is leaps and bounds ahead of Palin in every way - i.e.: education, speaking abilities, use of the English language, professionalism, attractiveness, poise, being respectful, gracious and sincerely kind.

    I am so very proud of our First Lady and President Obama.

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  8. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Her wig sits too far back on her head - you can see her natural hairline under her bangs. What a joke! Who will be the lucky person who gets to dress her for a campaign and think of the money the "top" of the ticket will get to spend on clothes. I don't she will have the luxury of a donor forking over their credit card with no limit this time.

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  9. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Does anyone know: Is there a sort of rebound effect to getting botox? Like, if you get botox and then don't keep up with it, do the wrinkles come back HARD? Like when you pluck hair? Because, boy, does she look OLD...

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  10. 10catsinMD6:14 PM

    Almost spit my wine on the computer screen. Never laughed so hard.

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  11. Anonymous6:15 PM

    even though the outward appearance is very similar, Dr Zira though had heart and a soul. The white tra$h grifter $kank ho from Wasilla is totally devoid of anything resembling the above...

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  12. Anonymous6:20 PM

    her NECK is SO horrible! You would think she'd have resident $arahPAC hack surgeon work on that thing. Yuck!

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  13. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Same eye-liner, for sure!

    :")

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  14. Anonymous6:25 PM

    How come Sarah hasn't mentioned the rapture? Dos she know deep down that she's been a really bad girl and is not going?

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  15. Anonymous6:26 PM

    Saree is not the cutest one of the pair. Good god she's aging badly. I thought plastic surgery was supposed to work for the better!

    The neck reminds me of the turkey's she watched get slaughtered

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  16. The one on the right of my screen looks better, the one on the left looks like an old wrinkled prune.

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  17. couple of thoughts on the night before rapture....

    she's starting to resemble her bobble-head doll. less caribou barbie and more Bratz

    the pink jacket - what on earth was she thinking? i'm sorry, but there comes a time in a woman's life when, unless it's for a breast cancer awareness event, she needs to put down the pink.

    also too, with the same jacket in 3 separate interviews.....i can understand the 2 on the same day, but her interview with greta was the next day. even if taped a day earlier, it still should have occurred to her to change her jacket. i mean, she changed her hair and makeup (well she rolled on another coat of blush and flipped her wig a bit)

    the serious background image. i think that's in response to everyone's comments about her being in AZ for the last few appearances. imo, scarah doesn't want anyone to realize she's not back home getting herself ready to pick some fish (or hide from emails). doesn't the set net season start in a few weeks?

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  18. Anonymous6:36 PM

    Actually, Zira looks a lot younger, also too. Living-a-lie really has aged the ole girl . . .

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  19. Anonymous6:37 PM

    LOL Just now Karl Rove outed Sarah Palin as a candidate for 2012!!!!

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  20. twas the night before rapture and all through the house....
    all us sinners were partying - we were all getting soused.

    our stout strings were all hung
    buy the doorways with care....
    in hopes that the rapture balloons would fly up in the air

    (thanks stonekettle station for the soda through the nose funny post today....i shared that with all my co-workers down here in the bible belt)

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  21. laprofesora6:43 PM

    Oh, Gryphen, you are a bad boy, no Rapture for you!

    BTW, I'm almost finished w/Dunn's book, and I have to say, I didn't think I could possibly loathe $P any more than I already do. But he paints such a complete picture of her and her dysfunction that my skin is crawling just thinking about her.

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  22. WakeUpAmerica6:45 PM

    Well, that and a number of other things will affect your chance of being raptured. LOL

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  23. Anonymous6:46 PM

    She has that Bin Laden speech prep look.

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  24. Anonymous6:49 PM

    Aem...

    In answer to your question...

    Yes, this means you are missing the rapture...

    So you are safe. NOT SAVED mind you. Just safe from them christianist...

    For now anyway.

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  25. Anonymous7:10 PM

    I actually could count the number of times Palin blinked during this interview because her bangs, way too long, kept getting caught on her eyelashes. It was distracting, and if she thought she was being sexy...well, let's just say....L-O-S-I-N-G !!!

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  26. Anonymous7:12 PM

    I'm starting to feel sorry for her. The ill-fitting wig and pounds of Tammy Faye makeup are so sad looking. Looking like a has-been before she even got started.
    OK, I'm over it.

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  27. Anonymous7:14 PM

    Dear Sweet Jesus! My phone is inconsistent with displaying pics, so I didn't see this one before. Now I understand everyone's shock in the "fire in the belly" thread. She looks positively hideous.

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  28. Anonymous7:15 PM

    I hope they do the right thing and come for Saree first, and there she goes out of sight and out of mind forever.

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  29. Anonymous7:20 PM

    I have noticed that in a lot of Swinderella's Faux News appearances, she has a piece of hair hanging over her forehead that moves back and forth as she talks. My theory is that she does this so her idiot fans will be distracted by it and not realize she is just spouting mindless drivel. It is really very similar to me putting a little mobile above my daughter's changing table so she doesn't get upset during diaper changes.

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  30. Anonymous7:23 PM

    OMG!

    http://www.prayerwarriorsforsarahpalin.org/

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  31. ENOUGHwiththetrainwreck7:24 PM

    gryph -- i actually LIKED that character in Planet of the Apes.

    gah. is nothing sacred?

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  32. Anonymous7:26 PM

    That ugly pink thrift store jacket does not go with the shirt underneath.Maybe its a cape to keep makeup off while applying it and she forgot to remove it?

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  33. Cracklin' Charlie7:38 PM

    Just smile and wave goodbye, Gryphen!

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  34. Anonymous7:47 PM

    I found it so funny. That she is in front of books. Is that suppose to make her look smarter?

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  35. Oh my gosh! I just finished laughing. Too funny. Well done!

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  36. Anonymous7:51 PM

    Dude! You are so on a roll today. HI-LARIOUS!!!!!

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  37. Anonymous7:58 PM

    Whats funny is, thats her real hair. hahaha

    See all humans DO look like monkeys

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  38. Anonymous8:02 PM

    So is Sarah divorced?

    Someone wrote that in the court records of her "stalker" it says she's divorced and has the name Sarah Palin Heath. So.... Is she running for president as Sarah Heath?
    You need to go down to see the court records..

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  39. Anonymous8:09 PM

    I always believed you when you said she was wearing wigs but this time I can see it without any doubt. Next thing you know, she will be saying on television "and those people who say I am wearing a wig are just liars!". Maybe the rapture will take her today and we shall all live happily after.

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  40. Anonymous8:16 PM

    Yes it will land you in hell. Your earlier piece about the interview was so well done. And limited to the legit issues. This kind of "humor" is a real turn-off for me, esp because I am a frequent reader, a frequent appreciator of your site.

    SP's hair doesn't matter.

    These kind of insults reflect poorly on you and do nothing to further the cause of revealing the pregnancy hoax.

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  41. Anonymous8:19 PM

    Sarah please accept my apology. I thought I was looking at Chuckie Heath with long hair.

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  42. Anonymous8:21 PM

    If Rove outed $$ as a candidate for president, is she going to get the boot from Fox? If not, why?

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  43. Anonymous8:37 PM

    It was bound to happen...despite the Botox and the surgery, the hate and anger that she is filled with was bound to start showing in her face and body eventually.

    You can't continue to have such a deeply toxic personality and not have it show somewhere.

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  44. Anonymous8:40 PM

    6:12pm:

    Botox doesn't actually do anything to the existing wrinkles in your face; it merely freezes the nerves of your face in selected areas so that you are unable to move the facial muscles that "create" the problem wrinkles. When it wears off you can go back to squinting or doing whatever facial activity one did to cause the wrinkles to show.

    So no, when Botox wears off your wrinkles won't be worse, but they may seem more apparent as you've been unable to "create" the facial movements that cause the wrinkles to happen for the duration of the Botox injection usually 4-6 months.

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  45. Anonymous8:43 PM

    The jacket, too, is strangely familar.
    Thanks for the great laugh!

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  46. Anonymous8:47 PM

    She is aging badly..and she needs a new plastic surgeon who will give remove her turkey neck..she looks hideous..

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  47. Anonymous8:49 PM

    yeah, thats not why you're going to hell

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  48. Anonymous8:50 PM

    @ 8:16 PM
    Lighten up, dude.

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  49. Anonymous8:51 PM

    BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH!

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  50. I don't generally feel it's in my purview to comment on a person's appearance, but Sarah really doesn't look well in this video. She appears quite thin and stressed out.

    The nervousness and flightiness that some have inferred may be due to drug use is probably nothing more than Sarah trying to talk about things (government and the policies that run it) that she simply has no comprehension of.

    Sarah's lies, starting with the fake pregnancy. are beginning to catch up with her, and that's probably putting a lot of pressure on her. Oh well, she's fond of the bible, and I believe it says in there that you reap what you sow.

    Seriously, though, I do hope Sarah doesn't let all of this craziness she brings onto herself effect her overall health.

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  51. The resemblance is uncanny!

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  52. Pursang9:44 PM

    Dear Sarah,

    It's great that you have someone funding your cosmetic surgery because we know you have self-esteem issues. But I would suggest you not go to some back-alley hack.

    Next, you've had enough fat from your head injected into your lips as it now looks like someone punched you in the mouth three or four time.

    Last but not least, stop just working on the face and remember that you have a huge neck waddle. In another month or so you'll look like that turkey that got it's head ground off in the background while you spewed venom in front of the camera.

    Now if you would just have your mouth sewn shut, that would be surgery that even a semi-poor person like myself would pay for.

    Sincerely,

    Just a Guy

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  53. Anonymous9:48 PM

    Nice neck.

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  54. Beldar "Dr Zeus" Conehead9:56 PM

    That's mean!!!!

    Good job, Gryphen.

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  55. Anonymous10:15 PM

    I remember that during her big debate with may-I-call-you-Joe during the election, her damn bangs were bouncing like crazy with her eye-blinks. I kept waiting for her to correct the problem.

    I think maybe it IS a ploy to distract from her shallow, ignorant spew. Otherwise, I'd think it'd even drive HER nuts (short trip).

    With weird strategy like this, maybe she really IS some kind of evil genius. An idiot savant.

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  56. Anonymous10:21 PM

    ive been thinking about babygate and have come to the conclusion that SOMEONE gave birth to Trig on April 18th. We see that triggybear looks like Trig today and that baby looks like he could have been born at 6 lbs on april 18th. I think the health problems are legit. i think Trig wasnt released for pictures on the 23rd so pink plump baby was subbed in. Though imho the two babies look a great deal alike.

    Why I think someone gave birth that day?
    What would be the point of making a 6am swap? Why not just hold a press conference later during "office hours". Thats never made sense to me. There was no reason to congregate at the hospital at 6am just to swap a baby. the baby would have been a patient. If Trig were born in Anch, why was he "born" in the valley offically? I know there are church ties but the law is the law. She would have had to be a patient in some way to have said her baby was born there.

    Nothing makes any sense. I think we're overanalyzing this and should stay mum until at least 1 more puzzle piece is revealed. The point of pursuance is not to discover who the mother is. Sarah is Trigs mother. there is a bond there and within the family. Thats evident. The point is to uncover possible fraud. to do this, all the details dont have to be revealed, just the fake pregnancy.

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  57. I hope there is a rapture tomorrow. We could get rid of a lot of annoying people.

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  58. Anonymous10:26 PM

    I must say that it was great how Dunn's book release kept getting postponed. (And I was dismayed.) This month was perfect timing.

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  59. Anonymous10:45 PM

    Notice how she's still obviously trying to memorize her answers - and since they're not really her words _ HI RAM!!! - she still can't understand the meaning. She obviously meant to say "increased" at one pint, but spewed "induced" instead. More word salad was the result.

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  60. Anonymous11:16 PM

    I posted on Audrey's site many moons ago that i believed that Bri$tol was not Trig's momma.

    But, i did believe (and still do) that Todd is Trig's daddy. I believe that when $arah found out about his love child, she was already thinking about the VP slot (February '08) and decided to do some damage control.

    I believe the reason she rushed home from Dallas was because six-week-old Trig was fixin' to be released from the hospital and Todd's baby's momma was raising hell for them to be there.

    I'm not sure that Sherri is the baby's momma, either.

    Recently, i was surprised when this exact scenario had happened in my church. A man knocked up a younger member, and when he 'fessed up to his long-time wife, she decided to bring the baby (after he was born) into the family and raise him along with their three other children. The baby's momma, in this case, is involved with the baby's daddy's family.

    Maybe Todd's baby's momma has been bought and paid for, and loved calling the shots while she was pregnant. I have some other thoughts about 'her', but don't want to post them here.

    Wouldn't it be funny if some crazy gal came forward and said she was really Trig's mom? And she wouldn't cough up any DNA because ~ why should she? How ironic if $arah was pwned by a liar!

    Does anyone else remember reading about the nasty, withering look it was reported that $arah shot Todd as he carried the (stand in) newborn to the car when they were leaving the hospital?

    (please pardon me for treating this as an open thread, but Anonymous @10:21 got me goin' {grin})

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  61. Anonymous11:37 PM

    sitting here, waiting for the rapture. jack and coke. Know where I'll be. Love you gyrf.

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  62. Anonymous12:12 AM

    I guess the state of Alaska will not be releasing Palin's emails before the rapture comes this weekend.

    Does that mean Sarah Palin will be taking her secret emails to hell with her?

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  63. Anonymous1:38 AM

    She kinda reminds me of an expensive bag lady.I bet she smells really badly.

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  64. Irishgirl2:25 AM

    The pink jacket that she is wearing is the same one she wore for her speech in Hong Kong. That's why it looks familiar.

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  65. Anonymous3:28 AM

    It's not good to be eating while reading IM. Joking hazard caused by too much laughter! Actually a belly splitting guffaw. New law .."No eating while reading IM"

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  66. Anonymous3:38 AM

    Anon 8:02 PM, if your information is correct, then I do believe we should at this point on address the grifter as Sarah Heath. It gives truth to her new situation as well as confused the bots for when they read at IM, they're going to ask who the hell is Sarah Heath?

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  67. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn3:43 AM

    Weirdly Gruesome! Swindlerella!! Perfect!!

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  68. She's morphing into jan brewer.

    The dark tan is coming. Unfortunately, the intelligence isn't.
    Not that I think Jan Brewer is the sharpest knife in the drawer, but, the Quitter queen sets a low bar.

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  69. Kimosabe4:45 AM

    Gryphen you are SO bad!

    But this not merely a superficial comment on the wigs. One character is an "ugly" ape, yet intelligent and compassionate. The other is a "pretty" celebrity, yet ignorant and vindictive.

    And oh,

    God Damn You All to Hell!

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  70. Anonymous6:40 AM

    I actually think the best comparative photo series might entail how Saree seems to be morphing into Michelle B; whose appearance has changed very little over the years. Every time I see photo's of saree these days I do a double take, then again - being from MN I have the pain of seeing MB on TV and newsprint constantly

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  71. Anonymous8:08 AM

    Sarah Palin: I got fire in my belly.

    Britta Palin: I got a baby in my belly.

    Bristol Palin: I got an implant in my chin.

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  72. Anonymous8:41 AM

    That side by side... oh my goodness, I love this damn place.

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  73. Anonymous8:43 AM

    She's been messing around with her face again. Something's off.

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  74. Anonymous8:50 AM

    She looks like Nancy Reagan

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  75. Anonymous9:07 AM

    She's not looking good. Not at all. All of that rot on the inside is making her look sickly, and old. Really old.

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  76. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Drug use/abuse will age a person's looks. Also too, losing weight. An older person who goes from an unhealthy weight to a more healthy weight will often, ironically, end up looking older. If a woman gets as skeletally thin as Palin has become, by virtue of drugs, nerves, excessive dieting, who knows, it's that much worse.
    And then, of course, as many have remarked, the older a person like Palin gets, the more the inner ugly shines through. Notice how Palin looks bad in photographs, but downright horrifying, if not deranged, in screen grabs from video clips. For a while I wondered if Gryphen & other folks were combing through videos to find the least flattering possible moments. Then I realized they wouldn't have to: the vibe she portrays when she opens her mouth really is that bad, all the time. That isn't just wrinkles on a 50-yr old face.

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  77. Anonymous1:09 PM

    BOOKS AND BOOKCASES..

    No "scenic" background this time around. Suddenly, we are to believe that PaYlin is a scholar.

    Is this a silly attempt to change her image? An indication that she'll run? I never felt she'd run, and still say that she won't.

    Any takers? I always post under anon.. from now on, it's Pennyspruce(archememy)

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  78. Anonymous2:53 PM

    No, in fact, it's no different than when Obama or Michelle are equated with apes. You've committed exactly the same horrible act. And despite all the encouragement from your hard-core readers, you should apologize and remove this from your site. Hypocracy doesn't look good on either side.

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  79. Anonymous6:30 PM

    8:16- it's gryphs blog, don't like it, don't read it. It's a joke, There's more to Palin than Babygate.
    253- Comparing African Americans to Apes is a false equvalence. Sarah Palin, last I checked, is a caucasian, lily white flame thrower.
    Those who compare african americans to apes are using historic hate symbolism from when "negroes" weren't considered whole persons, couldn't own property, and couldn't vote.

    Gryphen is commenting on the wig, the photo on the left, Sarah Palin, is the missing link, the photo on the right is a fictional character from a movie series called "Planet of the Apes", a post-apocolyptic world where civilization as we know it is destroyed, and the human race is overtaken by ape-like beings of many different skin/fur tones and facial features. A work of fiction. I doubt this photo and comparison would offend any African Americans because it's being used to poke fun at a racist.

    Good Job, Gryphen, I checked the airline sites on a whim, and the mass migration of people of the Jewish Faith to Israel that Sarah once alluded to didn't seem to occur, I am OUTRAGED and demand that she Refudiate that Statement!

    Happy Post Rapture, fellow heathons!

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