Monday, May 16, 2011

Newsweek interviews Todd Palin's father. Yeah I don't know why either.

It sounds to me as if this reporter hoped that Todd's dad, Jim Palin, could get him an interview with the always paranoid Sarah, or at the very least Todd.  Hah, what a moron!

However this article was not a complete loss and actually contained a few interesting nuggets:

What Jim doesn’t much want to discuss is Sarah’s political career. He says that he will, of course, support Sarah if she runs. But I got the distinct impression he believes she won’t. Todd’s close friends are hoping, for his sake, that she doesn’t.

Todd's own father does not think Palin will run?  Well isn't THAT interesting?

As we were walking out of Evangelo’s, Jim Palin suddenly said, “How would you like to see Todd and Sarah’s place?

He is taking a reporter to the Palin Compound?  No way this guy gets out alive if the Palins are home, they HATE reporters!

We turned off the main highway onto a dirt road and came to an electric gate and an unoccupied sentry box. Jim walked around the gate onto the property, which is unfenced. “All this is to keep folks from driving up to the front door,” he explained.

Yeah I have also wondered about that.  Why even have a gate, if it is not connected to a fence?

(I have kind of a funny story about that gate.  The first time I went out to visit Joe McGinniss, I missed a turn and ended up driving through the open gate onto Palin's property.  The big iron gate was new back then and at first I was not sure the driveway belonged to them.  But when I figured it out I carefully backed out, hoping they would not see me, because NO WAY would they have believed I was not trespassing on purpose. But honestly, it was a total accident.)

The Palins’ yard is strewn with five snowmobiles, half a dozen dusty trucks, several small aluminum boats, a couple of airplane floats, a trampoline, and a little plastic basketball hoop. (Which just goes to show you can throw buckets of money at white trash all day long, but all that means is they will have more expensive crap strewn around their yard than their neighbors can afford to have strewn around theirs.) For 18 years, Todd Palin worked as a “wrench” on two-week shifts for BP on the North Slope. He spent six weeks every summer pulling salmon out of nets in Dillingham. That, along with his racing purses and endorsements, and Sarah’s salary as mayor and then governor, made the Palins relatively prosperous. But since 2008, they have become plain rich from Sarah’s books, lectures, TV series, and Fox News contract. (They forgot to mention taking in political donations without really intending to run for office, pimping out their daughter on Dancing with the Stars, and selling stories trashing Levi to the tabloids for some extra spending money.)

Jim called out, but there was no one home. (Both Todd and Sarah had made it clear they didn’t want to talk to me.) The simple five-bedroom house Todd built is a now a two-building compound—one for him, one for her, reflecting their differing tastes and ambitions. We opened the door to Todd’s annex, revealing a hangar as big as a professional basketball court. “Todd’s plane isn’t here,” Jim said. “He must be out flying it somewhere.” We walked upstairs to Sarah’s domain, a luxe office/studio with a podium framed by a view of Lake Lucille and a professional television camera aimed in its direction. “Sarah makes her broadcasts from here,” Jim said. “That big satellite dish you saw in the yard was installed by Fox News.”

Let me get this straight. You can just walk around the gate like it is not even there, find an unlocked door into the main house, and simply enter the Palin Compound without anybody noticing or stopping you?  Well so much for all of that talk about receiving dozens of death threats and feeling terrified of stalkers!

By the way I especially love this part, "The simple five-bedroom house Todd built is a now a two-building compound—one for him, one for her, reflecting their differing tastes and ambitions."

Oh yeah, THAT is a loving couple!  Go ahead Palin-bots, tell me again how my Splitsville post back in August of 2009, was "all made up!"  And by the way, it is no surprise that Jim Palin and this reporter did not find anybody home, since I have been told that Sarah is spending as little time in Alaska as possible these days. (Which by the way, is ALSO something I predicted in that post back in 2009.)

The article almost makes it sound as if the compound is abandoned. I wonder how much time any of the family actually spend there these days?

We know Bristol is rarely in Wasilla since she bought that place in Arizona, and Sarah has been doing her Fox reports from around Bristol's place in Maricopa recently as well.

Nobody has seen Willow, Piper, or Trig in months so they could be anywhere. (Though we know Willow was in Alaska on May, 12 when she received a ticket for driving 10 to 19 miles over the speed limit.)  And Todd only seems to show up for photo-ops once in awhile to help provide the facade of the happy political couple.

Just another addition of "Things that make you go, Hmmm."

112 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:37 AM

    To correct a few things. Jim no doubt has a key to the home.

    All the reporter said was there are separate areas. Todd has a massive garage (pretty much the size of the first 2 floors) and Sarah has a huge office. The red house is still their home, as it has been fully redone last oct/nov

    We dont know when this interview took place (id imagine April) since Bristol was in Wasilla most of March. Bristol has spent more time in AK than AZ fyi. (end of jan through two weeks of feb). and 3 weeks in march.

    Sarahs last two fox hits were filmed there.

    The whole family is currently there, as they had/have graduations to attend.

    I can say they were all in AZ around easter (everyone)

    I can also say Piper attends school formally in AK.

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  2. Anonymous5:41 AM

    It's weird that Jim thinks one way and the rest of Todds ext fam thinks another. I know that up to about Feb of this year, they all were excited to see where Sarah's career would leave. Though everyone hates that her family is unfairly attacked. (regardless of choices made about media appearances.)

    You have to admit, people are nasty to conservatives. Why? Sarah for one has never claimed perfection by any means. All she's asked is that people NOT make things up. Too bad people dont listen.

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  3. Anonymous5:47 AM

    Blood is on the walls of every room in that compound.

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  4. Anonymous5:48 AM

    But they talk to reporters kindly. Remember when they ran into that guy in the hotel garage on the way back from the gym? or when Todd engaged one in Wasilla. If I were them, I would boycott all media, since people seem to have no problem with twisting words and getting facts wrong. The country has grown accustomed to exaggerating even the simplest details, it's sad.

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  5. The first two comments from a Palin apologist?

    Is monitoring my blog the only thing you do?

    Unbelievable.

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  6. Anonymous5:54 AM

    I see the bots are out in force again.

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  7. Anonymous5:58 AM

    It is clear and plain as rain.

    The first thing the Palins did after getting a little cash was to get as far away from each other as possible.

    The compound was never a cozy home.

    Sarah is not a nest builder.

    Bristol will soon show the nation her Palin family values by shacking up with two men.

    Sarah is a failure at marriage and motherhood.

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  8. Anonymous6:03 AM

    Palin apologists coming here and posting when we can't post on Palin sites without getting scrubbed. I like the comment about Sara's last two "fox hits" - not sure what they meant by that. And glad the first anon said Jim must have a key.

    Talks about Piper being in school somewhere in AK - absence of locale noted. But no word on Willow or the youngest one masquerading as her fifth child.

    If these people are so close to Saree maybe they could comment about the pregnancy? Or show us a copy of the birth certificate? Or her college degree? With grades of course.

    And as long as I'm reaching for the moon, anyone ever wonder about those two "miscarriages"

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  9. Anonymous6:04 AM

    Yeah, Todd built that house as a weekend warrior with a couple of buddies. With filched Sports Arena materials and construction workers. . .

    FOX building a studio in her own home was such a testament to Palin's laziness, she always wanted the title but never the effort involved in governing, so they put the office in her home - where she wouldn't have to be held accountable or transparent for earnest work. They way she films on location these days (AZ) as usual, it was a useless investment by FOX as much as she 'contributes' to the issues with her kids Google'ing her talking points.

    Losers. All of them.

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  10. Anonymous6:06 AM

    Anon @ 5:41 a.m. - Why is it okay for Sarah Palin to make things up on everything about herself? We don't have to make things up, we only have to take her word and use it, verbatim, and she's sunk herself.

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  11. If she runs for president I'm gonna give up blogging and throw my laptop away. I honestly couldn't stand another season of Palin News like we had in 2008.

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  12. Anonymous6:09 AM

    ¨The Palins’ yard is strewn with five snowmobiles, half a dozen dusty trucks, several small aluminum boats, a couple of airplane floats, a trampoline, and a little plastic basketball hoop.¨

    In other words, the Palin lawn is a junkyard. The security gate is a joke. I bet the toilets don´t flush.

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  13. Anonymous6:09 AM

    Anon @ 5:41 a.m.

    People are nasty to conservatives? It don't go both ways? Do you EVER watch Fox News? Listen to their talking heads?

    Have you heard Sarah? She attacks feminists, unions, teachers, health care providers, students, journalists, bloggers, neighbors, family members, television hosts, (State & Federal) Senators, Representatives, employees, . . .it is endless who this woman despises and distrusts. But she's only earned it, she brings it on herself and her family.

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  14. Anonymous6:09 AM

    Ohhh.....the bots are out in force. This particular post has them defending the grifters. They mustn't like the fact that Lou Sarah and Tawd have separate houses.

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  15. Anonymous6:11 AM

    Gryphen, you are must-see-blogee to the Bots, they can't help it. LOL. Welcome trolls, thanks for adding to IM's hits.

    I'm sure Sarah believes herself entitled to a cut of Gryph's income, as he makes a living (that's probably a generous word for it) off her image.

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  16. Dang Fairy Tale Troll....6 comments so far and 3 of them belong to YOU! Are you that desperate to defend the family of Grifters?? NOBODY cares where the Grifter family sleeps...we just want the head Grifter to not run for political office because she is BAT SHIT CRAZY!! SHEESH.

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  17. Anonymous6:20 AM

    "Sarah has never claimed perfection" and yet seems to have no problem telling everyone to live exactly as she does. It's that false modesty the Christofascists do so well. "Oh, lowly little old me. Now DO WHAT I TELL YOU AS I SPEAK THE LORD'S WORDS"

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  18. Anonymous6:21 AM

    Sarah attacks and lies about our President on a daily basis then she expects people to accept every thing she says as fact and not call her on it. As long as she runs her lying nasty mouth people will call her on it. If she can not take it she should not dish it out. Conservatives are nasty name callers they can not just debate an issue . They call you nasty names instead if you do not agree maybe they should clean up their act some. This is in answer to 5:41

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  19. angela6:21 AM

    Wow--three out of the first six posts from the Palin fairy tale brigade. So sweet . . . . .

    Sorry, they can't clean it up that Sarah pulls Todd out like she does her fake wedding ring---only when expedient. The Palins need to be over.

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  20. Anonymous6:23 AM

    Sarah and Todd were not home... they were laying a wreath at the grave of Jim Jones...

    They have modeled their cult after how Jim did his

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  21. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn6:24 AM

    Another taste of the world that the Palinbots SO aspire to be a part of, but never will be--even if they've donated all their "lunch money" to it ('cause they just KNOW that SP appreciates the sheeple and all their hard-earned sacrifices, er, cash). Imagine! A pretentious electronic gate that serves no purpose, but looks mighty important! A yard strewn with piles of grown-up toy crap, like a big junkyard! And not one, but TWO dwellings--a man-cave for him, and an "elegant" palace for the Queen! It's like their very own amusement park! Dang!

    PS--Anon @ 5:41am: People tend to be snarky/nasty to people who truly deserve it, dig?

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  22. Anonymous6:28 AM

    Gryphen,

    Joe mcGinniss mentioned in a post last week that both Track and Willow had recently had run ins with the law.

    What's the story about Track???

    TMZ covered the Willow speeding story which we note was ticked one mile per hour below where she would have been charged differently. How convenient to let the next Pregnant Palin off the hook. That should be anytime soon. Watch - coming to a station near you -- a Preggers Willow will appear!!! She see's it as her ticket to entitlement too. Bristol did it - why can't she!!

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  23. Anonymous6:30 AM

    Yeah, what is this all about? Why would Sarah and Todd want anyone--even a trusted family member--traipsing reporters through their (even if abandoned) property? Are both grandfathers (Chuckles and Jim Palin) suffering from dementia? Or do they need media attention, too? Is this catching? This is what is called a dysfunctional family, folks.

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  24. Anonymous6:31 AM

    Wow -- the PalinBOTs aka the 'Scarah Snatch Sniffers' must have GRYPHEN on their 'alert' for new posts as they've got the first posts!!!

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  25. Anon 5:41 AM - can you cite any attacks on the palin family made-up by any mainstream media? Any? How about this one, cite any "attack" on conservatives by mainstream media...still waiting. Keep repeating lies, guess what, still don't make them true.

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  26. Anonymous6:45 AM

    5:37--"Bristol has spent more time in AK than AZ fyi. (end of jan through two weeks of feb). and 3 weeks in march."

    'Preciate the update. Was wondering when/where she was recovering from her plastic surgery. Yes, PLASTIC SURGERY.

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  27. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Does anyone else find it odd that Todd's dad said what he said and did what he did. Do I detect a hint if passive-aggression? Or is he just naive?
    Lucy

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  28. Anonymous6:47 AM

    All of the Palin's extended family is up for public scrutiny, if she runs for president. Todd's relatives will be fair game for the press and the bloggers. Todd's sister and her drug problem. And there would be more delving into Chuck and Sally's life and Sarah's sister Molly and Troopergate. More to come about Track and his true parentage. The Menard family. Not to mention more interviews with Alaskans, on the record. Sarah would be wise to keep her present gig going, if she doesn't want to open a can of worms.

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  29. First troll up is a "correction" troll. Gryphen, they must hover over your site awaiting each new post. Their "nothing to see here, move along" efforts are very amusing. What are they worried about? After all, she's the Second Coming, isn't she? Doesn't she have GOD on her side? I find it all very amusing.

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  30. Anonymous6:48 AM

    ¨...people are nasty to conservatives...¨

    No, they are not. In my neighborhood we conservatives are in the majority. However, we conservatives would certainly be nasty to the Palins. Her lawn is in direct violation of almost every Home Owner Association rule regarding cleanliness and safety. Talk about an eyesore! In my neighborhood, a conservative stronghold, the Palins would clean up their yard or get taken to court.

    And their three oldest children would have been kicked out of school as well.

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  31. Anonymous6:50 AM

    This article just can't be true! Todd's dad just walks onto the property with a reporter? Just like you say, Gryphen, why aren't they worried about stalkers and stuff? And who's taking care of Trig in that big old compound alone while they are away? None of this makes any sense. These people are absolutely insane.

    Wonder if Jim Palin had permission to do that? Seems as though this family just have a love/hate relationship with reporters. And the "Leave My Kids Alone" meme just doesn't seem sincere anymore.

    The days of the modest "just like you" hockey mom and fishing dad have come and gone. These hucksters don't really seem to have a normal family life. This "home" seems more like a hotel Palin where it opens for holidays, or a few come and go to change their clothes, do laundry and are gone again indefinitely. It never had a homey feel and probably is a staged home. But where do those kids really have a secure hearth and home feel? If granddad brings reporters with photos, how do these kids feel safe and secure, knowing they have a reclusive family spot where the world doesn't know about?

    WHO are these crazy people?

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  32. Anonymous6:52 AM

    anon at 5:41
    Oh Willow...people "make things" up?! Like your mom made up a pregnancy! Go to bed now, you must be drugged up again to still be up at this time.

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  33. Anonymous6:53 AM

    Gryphen at 5:54
    what else does Track have to do but monitor your blog, he apparently got drummed out of the army and isn't working.

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  34. Anonymous6:55 AM

    @ 5:37 AM sounds as if it was posted by Jim Palin, subject and family apologist.

    Other than the ever-present problems of punctuation and lack of capitalization, the sentences are are comparatively sophisticated and complete.

    Neither Sarah nor Todd possess the skills to express their thoughts coherently in writing.

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  35. Anonymous6:56 AM

    Sounds like Wasilla needs an ordinance for yard blight.

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  36. Anonymous7:01 AM

    Valley Trash is an apt description of that Klan...

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  37. Anonymous @ 5:37

    Sarah's last two fox hits? What would those be? Thanks for the chuckles.

    And Anonymous @ 5:41, SP is the prize-winner at making things up. You aren't thinking clearly. Obviously you read IM, so there's no excuse for that. Now go read Dunn's book and start making excuses for your idol. You've got your work cut out for you.

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  38. Anonymous7:07 AM

    The description of the Palins sound like the family that won the lottery and blew all of their money in a couple of years. Vehicles strewn around the front yard don't spell class. We know an antique car collector, and he build a huge underground 25 car garage for his treasures. There's a hint for Todd; he can build one in a weekend with his buddies. Too bad there isn't a nearby construction site with excess materials.

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  39. Anonymous7:10 AM

    I'm just getting so sick of sarah and all other family value teabaggers or republicans, they are so fake and money hungrey greedy so-and so's. I'm not listening to anyone who's been married 3 or 4 times , they couldn't make their marriages work, why would we listen to their values? These people are against womens rights and family planning, sarah's children needed these services and didn't get them, and don't seem to be absinate, as one has a child, and the other rummor. Her children don't seem to be highly educated or have the drive to get a higher education. So I know she doesn't have the right answers. The bible learning didn't sink into them. What is her daughter now "Bristie Hollywood"? Seems like a good lawyer would pick her apart, everything she complained about Levi, she is now doing. They all bad mouth everybody else, but have a fit if someone says something negative about them. TOO BAD, The old saying comes to mind-If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!Stay off reality shows, spreading stories to TMZ, or other outlets.

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  40. Anonymous7:17 AM

    Damn ..reporter should have looked in desks and files to find Trig's birth certificate...

    He missed the BIG story.

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  41. Anonymous7:18 AM

    Malia has a post up on her blog some time ago with a pic of trailers stacked up -- the true picture of White Trailer Trash.

    The pic strangely enough had enough trailers that each Palin could have there own.

    Now that's the true picture of the Palin Compound!!

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  42. Anonymous7:22 AM

    Do we hear the pen hitting the paper for a new restraining order?? LOL

    Toady's Daddy no longer allowed within a mile of the compound!! LOL

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  43. Weird article. Unless I read it wrong, it just seems to end in mid-thought, with no conclusion, no summary, really, no point whatsoever.


    Why did he interview Todd's father, again?

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  44. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Attention Gryphen,

    Why don't you photoshop the two photos mentioned below and put them up so folks can easily see the comparison?


    Look at the photo in the back of the young Sarah and Todd. Now put the latest photo of Levi next to it! Now do you see why Sarah is so ambivalent about Levi and wants him kept away from the rest of her family, to prevent the comparison? Do you see what I see...... that Levi is the spitting image of the young Todd!!! With all the humping, bumping and grinding going on with the Palins isn't it just possible that Levi is Todd's kid??? Is that why Todd and Levi were so close.... and.... why Levi and Bristol could not be allowed to wed????? Is this the big secret that the whole family is scared shitless that it will be exposed?

    Well Gryphen, what do you think/about that?

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  45. 5:41

    It's Sarah that needs to stop making stuff up. Does she not understand that once caught in a lie that she no longer has the presumption of having told the truth....on anything?

    Liars can never be trusted again, and any of their statements will have to be independently corroborated in order to be relied upon.

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  46. Do you think Todd and Sarah are gonna be po'd at Jim for letting a Newsweek reporter walk around inside their houses?

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  47. Anonymous7:34 AM

    Piper is actually in school if you can believe that...

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  48. Jesus, RAM (Anon 5:37) don't you ever sleep?

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  49. Anonymous7:48 AM

    Anonymous @ 5:37

    Sarah's last two fox hits? What would those be?
    .................................

    The troll must mean HIT as in a "contract" or "hit job" like the Mafia when they want someone killed. We all know old lady Palin regularly tries to do a HIT JOB on the president, "lamestream, limp, no balls, bastards" in the media or anyone else that pisses her off.

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  50. Anonymous8:01 AM

    Coming from a family that has a stack of antlers in their yard and dead animals decorating the walls of their house, what can you expect?

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  51. hedgewytch8:04 AM

    Well its good to know that the Palins aren't around this spring. I go to Wasilla every 6 weeks or so to visit my Mother and its bad enough to have to go there without the added "pleasure" of potentially bumping into a member of that Klan around town. And, yes, I intentionally used a "k" to spell clan.

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  52. Anonymous8:19 AM

    @ Anon 7:31, take of the tin foil hat. No way is Todd Levi's dad. Levi is the spitting image of his dad.

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  53. Anonymous8:22 AM

    That is part of the big lie " the media is liberal" I don't see how anybody can say that with a straight face they let bush get away with treason and they have done the same thing with palin.

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  54. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Gee, I feel sorry for Mr. Palin.

    Todd and SP are going to give him a lot of grief and guilt for roaming around their deserted compound.

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  55. Anonymous8:36 AM

    @5:37, is that you, Lou Sarah? Or are you just a Facebook fan of LS/SP?

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  56. Anonymous8:37 AM

    5:41 (obviously the same fool as 5:37), are you fucking joking? We "have to admit, people are nasty to conservatives"? What are you on?

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  57. Anonymous8:41 AM

    Piper was at the local track meet on Sat. No parents around. She stood by some women who paid no attention to her.

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  58. Anonymous8:43 AM

    @5:41, who said: "you have to admit, people are nasty to conservatives", take heart! Sarah Palin is not a Conservative! She is an opportunistic, lying fraud. The reason that people are "nasty" to her is because she is an unmitigated asshole.

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  59. Anonymous8:44 AM

    I do think that Todd and Levi resemble each other, and I think that Levi's book may describe a number of uncomfortable moments when SP sent out a "Do you think I'm Hot?" vibe to Levi.

    As far as the theory about her being ambivalent regarding Levi because he is a sibling of the girls.. please, her own kids welfare is sacrificed at every turn to suit SP's whims.

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  60. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Agree with Molly on the article. What was the point of this article again? What was the question? huh?

    No headline. The calamari was the most interesting thing and it was just stream-of-consciousness weird. And in Newsweek, no less.

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  61. OF COURSE the Palin's knew and approved of Jim showing people the simple, humble abodes and being all folksy and all...shucks we just like our snowmachines....does anyone think that ANY family member is allowed to go off the reservation so to speak?

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  62. Wait, Bristle bought a house in AZ just so she could recover from plastic surgery?
    I wonder if that house is to establish residency in AZ for some reason?
    Most grifters spend little time at home, they have to be on the road grifting.

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  63. Graduations? Who? None of the Palins ever graduate.

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  64. Anonymous8:49 AM

    5:37 What?? "Sarah's last two Fox hits were filmed there"?? Did we miss something here, what were "hits"? Her show was a comedy according to the few people who watched. What other "hit" did she supposedly have?

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  65. Anonymous8:51 AM

    Anon 5:41 wrote (among a lot of other hilarious stuff):

    "I know that up to about Feb of this year, they all were excited to see where Sarah's career would LEAVE. [emphasis mine]"

    Truer words were never written

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  66. Anonymous8:53 AM

    I'm surprised the reporter & Jim didn't find Trig in some back bedroom where the Palins had just forgot about him. His usefulness as a prop is over.

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  67. Anonymous8:56 AM

    Out...out damn Bots.

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  68. Anonymous8:59 AM

    Dear Palin Fairy Tale Troll: Your intel regarding the Former First Family's doings are fantastic. You left out some very important details, however, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who's on pins and needles. Which mid-level chain dining establishments did the Happy Family hit up? Applebees? Red Robin?

    Please, this is NEED TO KNOW information! Any additional insights regarding the demeanor of the fam during their dining experiences are, as always, gravy.

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  69. Anonymous9:09 AM

    Isn't Willow back in NY in the institute now, drugs, alcohol, anger problems?

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  70. 5:37, 5:41 am



    You are absolutely hilarious, but thanks for playing again.

    Gryphen, please reset the traps again, you just caught another stinker.

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  71. Anonymous9:14 AM

    5:48 am - exaggerating?


    Yep, that's Sarah with her exaggerations and her lies daily.

    Glad you agree with us about Sarah's mental problems.

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  72. Anonymous9:15 AM

    @Anon 5:41 AM:

    Well, if the Palins don't like their family being "unfairly attacked," than they should get the hell out of the spotlight! They have earned every bit of ridicule!

    "You have to admit, people are nasty to conservatives. Why? Sarah for one has never claimed perfection by any means. All she's asked is that people NOT make things up. Too bad people dont listen."

    You have got to be kidding me. That comment is beyond arrogant, and a complete lie. It sounds like more "blood libel" talk. Conservatives are always playing the victim card. The Clintons, including their daughter, were attacked relentlessly by right-wingers. And the vitriol directed at our current President from right-wingers (Palin included) is unprecedented.

    $arah Palin is a hypocrite to want OTHER people to stop making shit up. All $arah Palin does in "unfairly attack" people, and make things up. That is just one of the many, many, many, reasons most Americans don't like her. She is one of the biggest liars I have ever seen.

    $arah Palin can fuck off, and so can you!

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  73. Kimosabe9:20 AM

    Anon 5:37 (first post). While some commenters have slammed you as a troll, I for one appreciate your clarifications, and don't see them as "trolling" at all. It was my impression too that Jim must have had a key; maybe he acts as a caretaker while the fam is away. I read Sarah's "hits" as appearances on F...f...fox News (geez I can hardly spit that out), makes sense; despite her probably huge salary, she really isn't on very often (thank God!). I too try to go to extended family and friends graduations, although it would be interesting to know if the Palins are actually seen at any. And as for Piper, some others have confirmed her attendance at school events in AK; in any case, she is a minor child and her activities are none of our business. So, thanks.

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  74. Anonymous9:25 AM

    @5:48 AM:

    "If I were them, I would boycott all media, since people seem to have no problem with twisting words and getting facts wrong. The country has grown accustomed to exaggerating even the simplest details, it's sad."

    Having no problem twisting words, and getting facts wrong is exactly what $arah Palin does all the time, silly. $arah Palin running away from reporters, only makes her look worse. Palin's fear of reporters twisting her words around, and getting facts wrong, is just an excuse. The real reason she fears reporters, is because she can't answer tough questions. It only convinces people more, that she is not ready for prime-time. Heck, she isn't ready for day-time. No one has ever believed that lame excuse, except for her stupid supporters. Sad, really.

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  75. I can't remember where I read something interesting the other day about Trig; it either was palingates or Malia's blog. Anyway, the subject was Trig and his being neglected; the commentor said why do you say that cause Trig is always with Willow & Todd in the compound and they take him places cause Sarah was in Arizona.

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  76. Dang Gryphen, don't put so much bait in the traps next time, the trolls are crapping their pants faster than we can waterboard them.

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  77. Anonymous9:43 AM

    SARAH PALIN HITS JIM PALIN WITH CANS OF CORN.

    Well that's what I imagine is going to happen once Sarah reads this post.

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  78. Interesting that the troll tells us that Bristol spends more time in Alaska while at the same time Bristol says she has moved to Arizona and only went home for a few occasions.

    It's a good thing that Gryphen doesn't have the troll and Bristol both hooked up to a lie detector machine.

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  79. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Some very funny, if not delusional, comments from palinbots here. Evidently, they feel it's necessary to monitor this blog closely and to comment. Really not surprising since Lou Sarah does the same. So...they're worried enough to try and reduce IM's apparent contribution to the increasingly negative view of the Palins.

    That's proof. Excellent work, Gryphen. Keep telling the truth and drive the addicted-to-fantasy palinbots even more nuts. They act like ants after someone ran a stick through their anthill. Just stomp on 'em with more reality.

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  80. Anonymous9:51 AM

    I can't wait for Bristol's 'reality' show. Maybe they will show her 'loadin' up her truck movin' to Beverly, Hills, that is!
    This family makes a laughing stock of the USA. Sad

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  81. Anonymous9:51 AM

    Interesting article in The Atlantic:
    http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/print/2011/06/the-tragedy-of-sarah-palin/8492/

    Includes info from Bailey's book.

    Waiting for the bots.....(hehe)

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  82. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Anonymous said...

    Sarahs last two fox hits were filmed there.

    5:37 AM

    The last Sarah Palin hit I remember was when Sarah was asked to name the Most Influential Journalist and the retarded dumb shit had to turn around and ask the other retarded dumb shit Todd for the answer and he did not know the answer either.

    Are you talking about that last hit?

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  83. Anonymous9:56 AM

    Anonymous 5:37 AM said...

    "Todd has a massive garage (pretty much the size of the first 2 floors)"

    Anonymous 5:37 AM you need to use spell check. You wrote "massive" and meant to say "MASSAGE". He is really into massages, it relieves his ummm tension.

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  84. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Anonymous said...

    The whole family is currently there, as they had/have graduations to attend.

    5:37 AM

    Are they there to attend the birth of Willow’s mono... oh I forgot, are they there to attend Willow's medical procedure?

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  85. Anonymous10:01 AM

    Anonymous said...
    Blood is on the walls of every room in that compound.

    5:47 AM

    Palin Blood Libel

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  86. Anonymous10:04 AM

    Anonymous said...
    ¨The Palins’ yard is strewn with five snowmobiles, half a dozen dusty trucks, several small aluminum boats, a couple of airplane floats, a trampoline, and a little plastic basketball hoop.¨

    In other words, the Palin lawn is a junkyard. The security gate is a joke. I bet the toilets don´t flush.

    6:09 AM

    Are you talking about the old soiled toilets thrown about the yard or the toilets used to jack up the mother-in-law trailers?

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  87. Anonymous10:07 AM

    This scenario almost sounds like a set-up, bait to lure intruders to a home that is (supposedly) completely "off-guard" as far as security is concerned.

    Having intruders and possible break-ins on her property would really help in the victim department.

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  88. Anonymous10:10 AM

    Was one of the "fox hits" the blood libel where Americans everywhere wanted Sarah Palin arrested?

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  89. Anonymous10:14 AM

    WHAT HAPPENED TO BRISTOL IS HOME ALONE IN THE WOODS AND MIGHT GET RAPED OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT DURING SARAH‘S VP RUN WHEN SOME KID POSTED THEIR ADDRESS OR WHATEVER HE DID?

    WAS THAT ALL LIES BY SARAH AND BRISTOL

    Helloooo, anybody can just walk in that house?


    Anonymous said...
    This article just can't be true! Todd's dad just walks onto the property with a reporter? Just like you say, Gryphen, why aren't they worried about stalkers and stuff? And who's taking care of Trig in that big old compound alone while they are away? None of this makes any sense. These people are absolutely insane.

    WHO are these crazy people?
    6:50 AM

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  90. Anonymous10:21 AM

    JIM PALIN WENT ROGUE!

    Molly said...
    Do you think Todd and Sarah are gonna be po'd at Jim for letting a Newsweek reporter walk around inside their houses?

    7:34 AM

    Maybe Jim Palin went rogue and charged the reporter for the interview or got paid with a case of beer. Hell, everybody else is making money, why can't Jimbo get his due. At least give Sarah a 10% cut from the deal and that might quiet the bith up?

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  91. Anonymous10:26 AM

    Anonymous said...
    I'm surprised the reporter & Jim didn't find Trig in some back bedroom where the Palins had just forgot about him. His usefulness as a prop is over.

    8:53 AM

    Did you check one of the trucks on blocks in their yard? They like to lay Tri-G in the cab of the truck with the motor running, it help puts Tri-G to sleep when they go out for errands or when Todd goes out for one of his special massages.

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  92. Anonymous10:30 AM

    TheMomQueen said...
    Graduations? Who? None of the Palins ever graduate.

    8:49 AM

    You misunderstood hill billy talk. What happens is the Palin kids finds out who in town is graduating and then they vandalize and rob the houses while the home owners are at graduation.

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  93. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Just heard an analyst on MSNBC discussing Trump's announcement that he is not going to run for President.

    I just about fell off my chair when he added, ". . . that opens the door for Sarah Palin. . . ."

    What??? Well, maybe he meant that it is now time for the next truly crazy person to take the spotlight. With Huckabee and Trump gone, that would mean Bachmann or Palin are next up. Considering that Bachmann has actually done the groundwork for a campaign and has raised far more money than Palin, I guess Sarah is the next one to belch up her regrets that her heart says "no, no, a thousand times no - at least not this time."

    We will have to wait and see, but the exit door is closing fast. The survivors have to start moving on a campaign or be left behind (i.e., if they are left behind next Saturday when that dear ole Rapture is scheduled).

    Hey, maybe that's why the Palin Klan is scare - they are all finalizing their plans for the Rapture. Didn't Sarah once say that Alaska was one of the departure points?

    If Wasilla starts reporting sightings of the Palin Klan gathering, everyone had better make their peace with their maker(s).

    Mind you, is anyone is going to fail to make the cut, it will be Sarah and Todd. They have a bit too much luggage to make the trip, and lack the humility to get the charges dropped.

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  94. Anonymous10:53 AM

    Why would they leave the place essentially open? To lure in some innocent in to be framed as a stalker, so they can play the victim card again. They need more supposed "stalkers" to stay relevant

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  95. "Nobody has seen Willow, Piper, or Trig in months so they could be anywhere."

    Recovering from super double top-secret plastic surgery?

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  96. Anonymous11:49 AM

    VERY strange. No mention of the neighboring property that housed Joe McGinnis. Is there a resident now? Is the fence still defending Piper's bedroom window view? Did the property revert back to a half-way house for "ex-" druggies? What was the condition of the family's "swimming hole"? For a family that spewed their neighbor problems all over reality TV in Sarah Palin's Alaska, it sure is ODD that the neighboring property didn't get resolved?

    Or maybe none of the Palins care anymore when they can't use it for a victim whine fest with overtones of sexual assault (Sarah's favorite theme).

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  97. Laura Novak1:57 PM

    Maybe they can explain this:

    http://www.lauranovakauthor.com/blog.html

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  98. Anonymous2:15 PM

    I heard Sarah say in an "interview" that the tall fence built by Toad blew down in the wind last year.

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  99. I must have been sleeping since 2008 cause I had not heard of Todd's father being mentioned before. Don't know how I missed it but I heard like his family was from (whatever town) but had not heard of his father or mother being mentioned before. I just assumed they were deceased. Or maybe their name was not mentioned in a crime report so I figured they were gone.

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  100. "¨The Palins’ yard is strewn with five snowmobiles, half a dozen dusty trucks, several small aluminum boats, a couple of airplane floats, a trampoline, and a little plastic basketball hoop.¨"

    When I did visiting nursing, we used to casually "grade" our patients on the number of defunct vehicles in their yards. "It's a four-car yard" we'd hear, and we'd know the people were trashy.

    Incidentally, Sarah is a has-been wanna-be.

    Todd is the husband of a has-been wanna-be.

    His father is the father of the husband of a has-been wanna-be.

    And Newsweek, quite obviously, has gone down the toilet.

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  101. Anonymous3:19 PM

    So did Newsweek pay Todd's father for this little tell-all? Did he share the check with Todd?

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  102. Anonymous3:34 PM

    For those who have not heard of Jim Palin before - I have. He appeared with chuckie at a rally (in NV or AZ) last year. Also, if you go to Halcro's blog and search "dairygate," and "trooper," you will see many comments by JimAK who appears to be Todd's dad.

    Just saw this comment on facebook (response to the Newsweek article):

    Lxxx xxxxx "too bad that reporter didn't run a background check on Jim Palin....he could have reported on how he was fired from both Valley Hospital and MEA for sexual harrassment!"

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  103. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Gryph, you seem to have missed the most salient thing about the weird Newsweek article. It was written by Zev Chafets, a conservative writer who wrote a fawning book about Rush Limbaugh. He's also a dual American-Israeli citizen and former aide to Israeli Prime Minister of Menachem Begin.

    Zev seems to have fallen on hard times. He was a delegate to the first Israeli-Egyptian peace negotiations and now he's having lunch in Wasilla with Todd's father.

    The article was truly pointless and reinforces why I cancelled my Newsweek subscription a couple of months ago after being a faithful subscriber for some 30 years. Newsweek has just gotten irrelevant.

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  104. Anonymous6:00 PM

    I can't understand how anyone can defend her.

    Have they not read her tweets, her facebook rants or heard her speak?

    She tries to claim she is a victim of twisted words one day and then a momma grisly the next. The truth is that she is just a mean whiner whose name will always be associated with the worst kind of politics.

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  105. hauksdottir6:08 PM

    How many days of the year does *each* of them have to be physically within the State of Alaska to claim that oil bounty?

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  106. Anonymous7:58 PM

    This is what passes for "news" in newsweek? Yeah, Sarah just filed a restraining order extension for that dude in pennsylvania, and Todd's Dad gives the guy all the information he needs to make it into the inner sanctum of hell on earh, the domicile of the most dysfunctional family in Alaska.

    My favorite part was this gem

    “He’s secure enough to have a successful woman" Yeah Right, he visits Shailey Tripp with his buddies, and they pack their junk in used baggies and take it home with them. That's as close to a sucssesful woman as he's gotten, and for some odd reason, Todd's grandson is named "Tripp", to remind him forever of the good times.

    Evangelos? Is that an Evangelical Italian Restaurant?

    What a steaming pile of wtf that article is, but it's chock full of validation for a lot of your posts.

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  107. Anonymous9:31 PM

    What's really weird, also, too, is that Zev (the author of the Newsweek article) seems to have a man crush on Todd by the tone of the article.

    Zev wanted to sniff Todd's panties, but could only come as close as the old man. Sample prose: "Jim’s blue eyes sparkled behind his bifocals."

    More sample prose: "Buser [Todd's best buddy] is another legendary Alaskan racer, a four-time winner of the Iditarod, which is the Iron Dog with real dogs. “Todd wanted somebody around who’s had a blister before,” Buser told me. “We met a lot of important people, but it takes somebody real accomplished to impress a guy like Todd, an athlete at the top of his game who has won so often on his own terms.”

    Pretty fawning shit. Zev is the author of "A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN: Why Jews and Evangelical Christians Need Each Other" Bottom line is Zev likes evangelicals because they support Israel. (Didn't Sarah who barely has a passport just make a trip to Israel to try to -- ha, ha -- show her foreign policy chops).

    This may explain why Zev is sniffing around in Todd's panties.

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  108. Ferry Fey10:01 PM

    The simple five-bedroom house Todd built is a now a two-building compound

    We don't need no steenkin' editors at Newsweek.

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  109. Anonymous12:38 AM

    You can see the Palin compound as you're driving out of the Best Western @ Lake Lucille. In fact, you can drive right up to the rental Joe McGinnis stayed in - and poor Joe - the yard is a freakin' junk yard in itself. A literal dump.

    Turned around in the Palin compound - Todd had to wait for me to exit the driveway - it's right by a railroad track and further up the road is a gate that the neighbors have open at times - so I drove up there too. Oops, a mistake - but even they had crap all over their yards, but not as bad as Joe's rental.

    The gate in Sarah's driveway is indeed not attached to any fence - it stands alone. The infamous fence Todd built probably has blown down by now - it looked ridiculous - as you could see all the windows on the second floor even with the fence.

    Most rural Alaskans have junk all over their yards - the road signs all seem to have bullet holes in them - it's a hee-haw mentality there - anythings goes.

    Sarah got lucky with her looks - plain and simple. But all the good looks in the world will never make up for an empty mind. Alaskans are not known for their intellectual prowness on worldly events - so basically, Sarah does the next best thing - fake it.

    It appears a certain segment of society is fatally attraced to good-looking but mentally ill women - Sarah being the poster child.

    All the rumors about Track being a Menard, Trig not being Sarah's, Willow's brushes with the law, no one graduating from high school, etc. - I would say are, in all probablity, TRUE. Been there, done that - Wasilla looked good in my rear-view mirror so many years ago - but visit it sometimes I must - and I am never disappointed that, though growing fast, the mentality stays the same. Hee haw indeed - it's like 'Let's all get drunk and screw'. And that's the truth.

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  110. Anonymous2:03 PM

    The whole family is currently there, as they had/have graduations to attend.

    ROFL

    Piper Diaper is graduating? or Willow....the girl from NY....

    maybe Bristol is finally getting a real diploma? that's some funny BS.

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  111. Anonymous5:17 AM

    Uh Piper is NOT being "formally" schooled in Alaska. She fell so far behind due to her mother's insane demands on her time, she was in danger of having to repeat her grade. Sarah couldn't have that, no sir. So poor Piper is being "tutored".

    Willow is doing the same course of study Bristol did in her "distance learning"...sleeping until 2pm and staying up all night partying or chatting online.


    Bearing in mind we've never (and probably will never) seen Sarah Palin's "journalism degree" diploma, I'd say the apples are laying pretty damn close to the rotted, snarled, uneducated tree from whence they fell.

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