Gallup finds from its April/May data that Governor Palin “is near the top of Republicans’ nomination preferences, and has a higher Positive Intensity Score than any other well-known candidate. Palin thus must be considered one of the GOP leaders at this point.”
Okay well we have seen this kind of cognitive dissonance before. It is in the Sea O'Pee Mission Statement to pretend that Sarah Palin is a viable candidate, and then to make excuses for the fact that she has not done ANYTHING to seriously prepare to run a campaign, or to give any indication as to whether she even wants to start one or not.
But then they followed that paragraph, with THIS paragraph:
I’ll go ahead and predict that Michele Bachmann will not run for the presidency and that she’s only trying to scam people for money. Otherwise, she would have jumped in already as there was no good reason for her to delay an announcement considering how she’s polling in the race.
Did you just....
Um, don't you people think that...uh...
Yes but what abo....
Isn't that a little hypocr...
Seriously, WTF?
Positive Intensity Score, eh? The acronym is PIS!
ReplyDeleteYou just can't make this stuff up. I just came home from a wine tasting, and all I can say is, "Thank god I drink"!
ReplyDeleteMordor......that's just perfect. Of course, this is where I stop myself from comparing RAM to one of the denizen's of that place. Can't decide if she's an Uruk-hai or just an Orc.
ReplyDeleteAs to the irony? Isn't that what I'm supposed to stay home and do while my lord and master works all day?
Ohhh the irony!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think they know what that word means though
omfg gryphen, I literally lol'd at this.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the author isn't pissed off that the quitter hasn't declared, and they wrote this as a means to put the fire under her ass. I just cannot understand being so fucking clueless as to not know that this applies to their idol.
I think it's going to be great to watch the two bimbo's duke it out for the scam artist award. Couldn't happen to two more deserving people
ReplyDeleteFace. Palm. Sliiiiiiiide.
ReplyDeletesometimes Teh Stoopid is just too much to handle.
SCmommy
Hey neato! My comment inspired an official post! To quote Mr. Trump "I'm very, very proud of myself..."
ReplyDeleteLOL
So C of P is scarring off opposition?
ReplyDeleteTHe only way The Pee wins is if IT is the only candidate?
HeeHee!
Gryph - do me a favor tomorrow morning and link to a screaming "SHE FAKED IT" MSM headline. And a Sully post that says "I TOLD YOU SO". Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'm most appalled that Palin is polling so high, and with relatively strong PIS #'s. (Love the acronym.). Milt ... Err ... Mitt must be ready to blow a gasket. He's no prize but so close to Palin in the polls?! It will be interesting to see how her appeal rates relative to today's big fundraising push by Romney.
ReplyDeleteDoggonnit, I've had it. Stop blogging. Stop it right now. Tomorrow I'm going on TWO Fox news shows and I'm announcing my candidacy. No one can stop me, not Todd, not my Dad, not the RNC, not nobody. Then I'm going to drink a bottle of Deutz champagne after I enjoy six crunch wrap supremes. I deserve it. God picked me. Signed, Lou Sarah
ReplyDeleteSo, the Sea O'Pee is happy that scarah has a high PIS score...figures
ReplyDeleteMust I keep reminding you guys that SP had an unique standing with God, so much so that she had
ReplyDeleteCustomized Rules straight from God. Oh and God has to get final approval from her, for the rules, (remember she has Power of Attorney to act on Gods behalf...remember when she signed a letter to/about Trigg, "Your Heavenly Father"?)
Also while she is exempt from following rules, it is OK that she try to impose her expectations on the rest of us.
...so tired of her and her people... Hahaha
@6:19 - Ringwraith
ReplyDeleteI loved your reaction. Gryphen, you teach us to step back and laugh at this stuff.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, I think I'd grind my teeth right down to the gum line with irritation and frustration.
Thanks for making us giggle and see the funny side of this insanity.
@6:30
ReplyDeleteCatfight!!!!!
with apologies to felines
Some of the C of P posts say it all. e.g. "She will describe herself and say it's too early !vannilla palin at her finiast !ttc had it right mitt wants her in now to outlast her !stay out as long as you can Sarah!!but not to long ?
ReplyDeleteShe really needs to stop with the Red Bull and drink a lot more water for that strong PIS.
Oops!! I forgot! the !!!?
It came to me that scarah is probably waiting to see if the end of the world really is this Saturday.
ReplyDeleteThis kind of shit makes my head hurt.
ReplyDeleteVernD
O/T but Newt got an unexpected glitter shower in Minneapolis tonight. Somehow seems appropriate in light of the Tiffany story.
ReplyDeletehttp://kstp.com/article/stories/S2116385.shtml?cat=1&v=1
Palins run for president is as fake as her marriage.... it is all pretend.
ReplyDeleteSarah is now caught between a rock and a hard place. It was all fake from the beginning, just a money making scam just like Bristol's abstinence tour.
ReplyDeletePalin is at home panicking and wondering what am I gonna do?
The GOP is gonna serve her up to Obama because no one else more qualified to be the GOP presidential candidate wants to go against Obama... the bitch is shaking in her boots.... she is too stupid to understand her roll is to be a loosing GOP fill in.
Sarah go dig out you 2008 concession speech, you are finally going to be able to use it.
This is getting good.
ReplyDeleteSarah is getting forced to shit or get off the pot and don't forget all those books are coming out against her.
Oh wait, what about those illiterate emails of hers, those are coming out too.
Heh heh.
It's like shooting a turd in a barrel!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah is serious about running for POTUS, she is going to have to buy more clothes. The ones she currently owns has either food stains on them or some other unmentionable stains the Palin women are known for.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, she also needs to buy shoes that fit her.... fucking trailer park hill billy.
Reality means nothing to these people, just as it means nothing to their queen. Blind.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've been thinking a lot about Bin Laden & people like Sarah Palin & their supporters, and I've come to the conclusion that there are a lot of mentally ill people out there. It has to be mental illness, what else would make it so they can't see the truth? Sarah Palin is a vicious, mean spirited, tarty old kook, and her fans act like she is the Virgin Mother. They literally call her Saint Sarah. Same with Bin Laden--another "do as I say, not as I do" who thought everyone should kill themselves to take out Western sinners, all the while he was saying his sons shouldn't do that.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin can have an abortion, but that is ok, because she isn't a Godless liberal whore. Bristol can shake her ass on TV, but Levi "goes Hollywood" and it is an evil thing & he can't be trusted with his son.
These people are insane.
Same with the ones who think the President wasn't born in Hawaii--they are mentally ill. Nothing will convince them otherwise because they are mentally ill.
Bachmann is probably just testing the waters for 2016. She has no shot this time around. I guess the C of P loons figure since Trump, Huck and Newt are out (you know he won't last) and that bunch at the first debate can't win with the exception of Tim Paw', she has a chance. She probably does too, also.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd have to say Scarah needs a PIS test of some kind to see what she's on.
You guys realize that the "She's not going to run, she's just fleecing her flock" isn't original to them right? We know they come here to read the posts and comments. The C4P crowd aren't exactly a bunch of critical thinkers
ReplyDeletei go and read the c4p palin site to read the comments for a good larf often. and in the last few days with trump and huck dropping out and bachman saying she will run, they are seriously losing thier shit. it is friggin hillarious. these people actually write thier own little stories about how they envision palin announcing her candidacy, as if it is some divine right, and basically think the light will shine down from the heavens on her and.... well.... etc... go read... it is both scary and funny.
ReplyDeleteI personally hope that they will throw every last cent that they have at $P. Whether she decides to not run or is eliminated from the field is neither here nor there for me. So long as they're all angry about giving their money to a losing cause it's fine with me.
ReplyDeleteOh please, Great Spaghetti Monster in the sky, let it be a Palin/Bachman ticket in 2012. I've been good, and our country needs this....laughter is the best medicin.
ReplyDeleteREAL sea of pee comments tonight:
ReplyDelete"She maybe waiting on the out come of that trademark before she announces."
"Fox needs her ,their ratings go up when she is on"
(regarding her FOX tv appearances tomorrow):
"Anyway, let's try. Okay Guv if you're running tap your head four times, act like you're rubbing your arm three times, and then touch the side of your face twice. That's the signal for swing away and I'm running for Prez!"
"Governor Palin,
If you have decided to run, please wear your hair up. If not, wear it any other way you would like. Oh, and please leave a comment on this thread confirming your knowledge of this code. :)"
Thank you, NYJeremy.
My irony meter pegged, gryph!
ReplyDeleteWell done.
I want to see a Palin/Bachmann debate. Then I want to see something on the right proclaim that either one of them actually answered a question, spoke in sentences in English, or said one logical thing all night. Ding, ding ding! They are both opportunists with hair. Period. Case closed.
ReplyDeleteI was reading the comments for that article earlier - I usually skip the article.
ReplyDeleteAs mentioned, they are asking $arah for some signal to keep their hope alive. The fund raising letter was for $PAC, and not for a WH run, so they are a bit discouraged.
Not one mentioned that the money plea was a paste job of the last 2 pleas for money with an addendum. Are they really that blind?
The answer is yes - when Yahoo still had Buzz, a few Palinbots would find a positive Palin article and try to fill the first page of Buzz with nice remarks. I usually jumped in to spoil the propaganda.
They are just that stupid.
Let's be honest. None of us are really surprised by the irony, hypocrisy, idiocy and blind devotion at the Sea O' Pee. It is clear that they are no more familiar with common sense or fiscal conservatism than Sarah is. They don't know her record, and they deserve to get fleeced by her. I'm just wondering if they'll ever figure it out. If they do, they are going to be hopping mad, and will turn on her with a vengeance.
ReplyDeleteElla @ 9:57pm--
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for the revelation that the very shallow Sea o'Pee is really just inhabited by our own Lou Sarah, RAM, Bristol, Piper, and possibly the family dog, desperately commenting over and over again under different IDs. Unless they've actually trained those winged monkeys to type.
So s Michelle Bachman the first one under the bus
ReplyDeleteLuckily not all polling agencies see Palin as Huckabee's heir:
ReplyDeletehttp://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-presidential-primary/161775-sarah-palin-may-not-benefit-from-huckabee-supporters
Sarah is mentally ill and her herd of sheep are just as sick as she is, maybe more so.
ReplyDeleteThose poor children of Sarah's are all going to end up in prison one of these days if they are not rescued. Sarah is all for Sarah and everyone else be damned.
Her worst nightmare is coming, is she going to play the victim again?
The Sea O'Pee is just like Comedy Central with no brains attached.
ReplyDeleteI very reluctantly went over and dipped one toe into the Sea O' Pee. (Or Mordor, as you appropriately dubbed it.)
ReplyDeleteDelusional. All of them. I don't know which are more crazy: the main posts or the comments. They are talking about how much $$$ they will contribute to the Queen's campaign if she just says the word. Many of them describe ways they will scrape up the cash. One said they would contribute $100 and the next one said, "That's all?" To which the first one responded he/she WAS after all, unemployed. Idiots.
To Ella:
ReplyDeleteThose are SERIOUS comments? Even THIS one:"Governor Palin,
If you have decided to run, please wear your hair up. If not, wear it any other way you would like. Oh, and please leave a comment on this thread confirming your knowledge of this code. :)"
Thank you, NYJeremy."
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The Palin drones are in serious need of psychiatric help.
I now understand Kristol's "little starburst" theory about Palin. Only instead of the little starbursts ricocheting around the room when she appears on TV, they are really ricocheting out of the afflicted Palinbot's pants.
"Seriously, WTF?"
ReplyDeleteThat sums it up nicely, Gryphen.
Perhaps there is a dawn coming to the Sea O'Pee... if they can conceive of another person scamming, they may see the light ( or darkness) of their idol's deceit.
Unflippin' believable!!!
ReplyDeleteIn order to understand irony and satire you need two things.
ReplyDelete1. A sense of humor
2. A reasonable I.Q. level.
3. A rudimentary education.
Positive Inten Sity Score. PISS.
More appropriate.
omg - Gryphen - i almost wet my pants reading your comments - you reminded me of jon stewarts humor. Great stuff! I love your blog.
ReplyDeletei think Brisdull's chin should be nominated for something. i think she hid her 3rd baby in there also, too. And i wanna know why we haven't seen or heard anything about Trig? Has his shelf life expired as the palin prop 2008? And last but not least..what medication is esther taking that makes her such a screech? Regards to Gryphen - I love this site. You really drive it home and i know you're in palin's crosshairs and that makes me so freaking happy that you relentlessly call her out - you KNOW she visits your site everyday - as a matter of fact i'd like to give a shout out here to sarah! :-D
ReplyDeleteI simply cannot feel sorry for grown folks who idolize another, especially to the point at which they are willing to suffer privation for someone who is so unworthy. They are just as divorced from reality as she is, and they deserve to be fleeced. I'm laughing as I type this, after reading some of the comments attributed to the C of P folks asking Palin to run.
ReplyDeleteHuh?... but.... say wha?? But, you just said...but then you said...and what about...? ...I don't get...but how can...? But they're both doing the same exact........................
ReplyDeleteNever mind, C4P. I don't live in your delusional world so I'll never ever understand your posts.
Palin isn't running. She's a media coward.
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