Tuesday, May 24, 2011

This is Palin's plan for fighting back against the truth. A two hour movie filled with Palin mythology and misinformation. Update!


Courtesy of Real Clear Politics:

Shortly after Republicans swept last November to a historic victory in which Sarah Palin was credited with playing a central role, the former Alaska governor pulled aside her close aide, Rebecca Mansour, to discuss a hush-hush assignment: Reach out to conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon with a request. Ask him if he would make a series of videos extolling Palin's governorship and laying to rest lingering questions about her controversial decision to resign from office with a year-and-a-half left in her first term. It was this abdication, Palin knew, that had made her damaged goods in the eyes of some Republicans who once were eager to get behind her potential 2012 presidential campaign.

The response was more positive than Palin could have hoped for. He'd make a feature-length movie, Bannon told Mansour, and he insisted upon taking complete control and financing it himself -- to the tune of $1 million.

The fruits of that initial conversation are now complete. The result is a two-hour-long, sweeping epic, a rough cut of which Bannon screened privately for Sarah and Todd Palin last Wednesday in Arizona, where Alaska's most famous couple has been rumored to have purchased a new home. When it premieres in Iowa next month, the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin's prospective presidential campaign -- an unconventional reintroduction to the nation that she and her political team have spent months eagerly anticipating, even as Beltway Republicans have largely concluded that she won't run

Obviously this is a movie, much like Palin's books, that will really ONLY play to those people who already worship Sarah Palin. 

I seriously doubt it will create any new converts. Not this late in the game.

However it completely puts to rest ANY question of whether she is running or not.  She most definitely is!

Perhaps we could get Frank Bailey to watch the movie and review it for us. He could easily see through the bullshit and tell all of us what was REALLY happening behind the scenes. Now THAT would be a great post!

Update: Is anybody really going to buy this?

Bannon dramatizes the theme of Palin's persecution at the hands of her enemies in the media and both political parties, a notion the former governor has long embraced. Images of lions killing a zebra and a dead medieval soldier with an arrow sticking in his back dramatize the ethics complaints filed by obscure Alaskan citizens, which Palin has cited as the primary reason for her sudden resignation in July of 2009.

Palin is the victim of her own stupidity, and arrogance, and no paltry one million dollar film is going to be able to change the fact that more and more people are learning that reality every single day.

And by the way, this is not something that is widely known, but there is ANOTHER movie being made about Palin (No not Game Change) that will be much more truthful, and much less helpful to the Grizzled Mama's political aspirations.  It is also worth noting that the film certainly cost more to make than a measly one millions dollars! (I think porn costs more than that to film these days. Though come to think of it, this might very well be considered the soft core version of Nailin Paylin.)

That's right, the forces of truth and justice are capable of creating both books AND movies

221 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:54 AM

    Hasn't Sarah learned anything. The more people see of Sarah, the less they like her.

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  2. Anonymous7:55 AM

    Oh God, just the thought of her ugly face 30 feet tall makes me want to puke.

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  3. Anonymous8:02 AM

    I will ABSOLUTELY watch this movie with a big ole bottle of tequila and a room full of liberals laughing my ASS off for the entire Two Hours. I may even buy extra copies and mail them to friends. It will be a CLASSIC. Like watching Dawn of the Dead or those crappy 70s horror flicks or Shaft. Or probably more along the lines of old episodes of Green Acres (without the sweetness). Epic. I can't wait.

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  4. ManxMamma8:30 AM

    Anon 6:05 - too funny!

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  5. Enjay in E MT8:39 AM

    Can we say "Beer Pong" ?

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  6. Dinty8:39 AM

    "The Undefeated"? Hmm, someone should tell her she lost in 2008. Maybe she should call the movie "The Uncompleted" in reference to her 1st term as Governor.

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  7. Dinty9:07 AM

    Apparently this movie may be worth watching after all. There is a segment where they will have a bunch of clips of comedians goofing on Sarah Palin, including this clip of Louis CK:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEdk4UHhwA4

    I don't particularly like Louis CK, or some of the content of that clip, it does go over the line IMO, but his point is valid.

    Anyway, if it comes to my town,I'm sitting in the front row and am going to do a Max Cady.

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  8. Anonymous9:18 AM

    Anon @ 7:49 AM: "Reminds me of the conservative documentaries my nutter neighbor is always trying to push. He buys them at teabagger rallies from a loony Vietnam vet also selling dog tags and freeze-dried apocalypse food. No thanks."

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Funny!!!

    And why do I have this feeling that she always wanted to be a movie star, and this is the closest thing she can get?

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  9. Great thread on BloonJuice with working titles for Palin's movie:

    http://www.balloon-juice.com/2011/05/25/so-much-awesome-in-one-place/#comments

    My favorite:

    They call me Sister Fibs

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  10. SO riddle me this... HOW did RAM get MGM to re-release the 1939 classic for only a million?? So everything's been dropped except a few flying monkeys, a couple of prop brooms and some hot air leaking out of a couple of pipes?? You couldn't even get the wizard hall with the 'Who's behind the curtain' music???

    Incompetent twits...

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  11. Beldar Fiberglass Conehead12:28 PM

    A favorable 2 hour biopic featuring the screechy wretch would have been the perfect cinematic "unimaginable horror" to entertain the left behind in a post-rapture dystopia. Playing non-stop on every channel on every TV even after the collapse of the broadcasting infrastructure and power grid, this epic fictional horror show would have caused sincere non-believers and unsaved-xtians alike to look eagerly forward to the eternal flames of hell as long as they didnt have to hear her painful voice, look at her decaying face or learn new lies about her and her awful family.

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  12. Anonymous12:40 PM

    Anon @7:10

    The only place this will be shown is on someone's white sheet in the hill country. Up your meds.

    Ohiovoter

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  13. Pennyspruce(archenemy)2:17 PM

    1 million dollars?
    In 1995, 7 million dollars was spent on M. Jackson's "Scream" music video. Way back in 1983, he spent 500,000 on "Thriller".

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  14. Anonymous6:17 PM

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! And yes, Bailey should not just see it, but do commentary of it. Do you think the filmmaker had to edit out all the potential shots of Bailey the traitor out of his homage to Sarah the Quittypants Queen of the West?
    By the way, Sarah, if you're reading this, how ya likin' them scorpions, black widows, centipedes, and rattlesnakes in Arizona? Wildlife in AZ is something else from AK and I would know as I've lived in both places. Watch out, as these critters think nothing of invading homes and do so all the time. Oh, and I forgot to mention the Gila monsters and the tarantulas! Enjoy!
    M from MD

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  15. Anonymous6:18 PM

    Do you think Tina Fey will do a spoof version of this for SNL in the Fall?!?
    M from MD

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  16. Anonymous6:33 PM

    If only God had felt Sarah was deserving enough of Rapture on May 21st. But, she wasn't. Sadly that means she'll join the rest of us in Hell. I'm betting her movie will be showing 24/7.

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  17. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Hannity played a clip tonight and he could not stop gushing and goo gooing
    over Cecil B Demented's
    latest production.
    Mercifully, Hannity was only shown from the waist up or FOX could have been in X rated territory.
    Palin's Epic..was..a .. Fail.
    Laughingstock awful.
    It went from black and white to color , with unknown people talking into the camera
    about an oil company.
    ZZZZZ
    With dramatic organ music left over from a telenovela
    playing in the background.
    Palin is going to release this in primary states of Iowa, SC and NH so
    she doesn't have to leave the Arizona compound
    and actually interact with the little people
    when she separates them
    from their pension checks.
    I wonder if Todd and she wear purple togas and Nikes around the
    Heathen's Gate compound ?
    Palin's resemblance to Marshall Applewhite is quite striking.
    In addition to her cult like attitude and beliefs .

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  18. Anonymous7:09 PM

    I laughed my ass off when I read the title, so much so, that my sides hurt.

    "Undefeatable"

    Here's a woman who single handedly lost the Election for John McCain, for which a grateful nation thanks her. President Obama probably could have done it himself, but he did it by a landslide because of Sarah's "Undefeatableness".

    Now I know why the Scotsdale compound has a theater. Narssissy can watch it over and over again until even she believes the lies.

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  19. Anonymous9:08 PM

    Palin lives in her own little world and she refuses to accept the fact that she can't win a presidential election because she has permanently alienated the vast majority of the voting public. The damage is already beyond repair and Palin is never going to change so she's totally screwed. Palinbots can cheer for her all they want, Americans will turn out in droves to ensure that she is never elected again!!

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  20. Anonymous1:59 AM

    Gryph, I like your idea of having Frank B. do a live-action review of the "movie". It could be just like that great campy show "Mystery Science Theater 3000", with the robots in the audience cat-calling throughout the stupid science-fiction B-movie of the evening. I used to love that show.

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  21. Anonymous5:13 PM

    What a well executed piece of writing!!!

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