With Donald Trump and Mike Huckabee now out of the running that means more fake campaign money available for Sarah Palin. And she does not hesitate to make a grab for it!

"Gimme, gimme, gimme!"

Courtesy of the Washington Post:

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin is sending direct mail solicitations nationwide to raise money for her political action committee titled “2012 Can’t Come Fast Enough,” a move that is certain to re-stoke talk of whether she will run for the presidential nomination.

The copy of the letter sent to The Fix came from South Carolina, and SarahPAC Treasurer Tim Crawford said that about 400,000 solicitations were sent out nationwide. While the mailing, which aims to raise contributions for Sarah PAC, says nothing specific about Palin’s own political future the decision to send it will surely raise eyebrows.

“Taking back control of the House last year was only the first step,” Palin writes in the mailer. “Now you and I must fix our eyes on 2012. Our goal is to take back the White House and the Senate.

(You can read the actual fundraising letter here.)

Look I understand how the Teabaggers/conservatives/paint eaters feel.  They are COMPLETELY convinced that the black man in the White House is only a year or two away from taking down the presidential portraits and replacing them black light posters, removing the antique furniture and replacing it with zebra striped futons and leopard spotted throw rugs, and planting marijuana bushes all OVER the White House garden, before inviting his homies from the Chicago hood to come over and roll themselves a blunt as DJ Jazzy Jeff spins Hip Hop records until the wee hours of the morning

Yet every single time they think they have a white knight in shiny armor ready to begin jousting with this black ninja President, their candidate's armor starts to rust right off of their bloated frame, and they fall off their damn horse, before they can even get their lance stiff!

What is a racist conservative to do? 

Desperate times call for desperate measures.  And WHAT could be more desperate than throwing your money at a woman who could not even get through a four year term as governor, wrote a book chock full of the biggest lies ever told, and who would sell her children into slavery reality television if it would just bring in some extra pocket money?

I mean really, how could she be any MORE perfect for the Republican party?  After all, don't ALL Republican politicians have a little Sarah Palin in them somewhere? 

Which Republican politician would NOT want to be paid embarrassing amounts of money, to say incredibly ignorant things, and have it come out of the money set aside to take care of disadvantaged children? 

And which Republican politician would NOT want to receive donations from people struggling just to make ends meet, and whose inherent fear of the black man forces them to actually believe the lies they tell are going to bring about the salvation of their country?

And which one would NOT want to promote a mythology about their personal life so riddled with falsehoods and inaccuracies that even their own children did not know who in the hell they were talking about, yet have barely a word of it challenged by the media?

And finally who would NOT want to be the kind of intelligent, quick witted candidate who could come up with these amazing responses to the "gotcha" questions posed by the "Lamestream" media?



So go ahead Republicans donate like your lives depended on it to Sarah Palin. No really, I encourage it!

That way when a GOP candidate who might actually have the qualifications and intelligence to present a real challenge to President Obama steps out of the shadows, there won't be any money left for them.

But hey, that's not MY problem.

Nor by the way, is it Sarah Palin's problem. Despite anything she might say to the contrary.