This is an actual advertisement for a bra sold by an online company called Bounce.
Obviously there is nothing wrong with a company marketing a line of clothing with a certain type of customer in mind. Happens all of the time
However the addition of the phrase "separates the left from the right and moves the masses" certainly makes it appear that they are poking more than a little fun at Snowdrift Snooki.
In my opinion, and people are certainly welcome to disagree with me on this, when a company selling bras feels that it is open season for mocking you, that is a pretty clear indication that nobody views you as somebody they see in a leadership position.
Gee I wonder why when the executives of this company thought of Sarah Palin it immediately took their mind to the subject of "boobs?"
Could it be because of these boobs?
Or perhaps it was these boobs?
Well at least that second set of boobs aren't completely fake. Well I guess that is not entirely true, now is it?
HAHAHA! I got this catalog in the mail the other day and never looked at it. Now I have to go fish it out of the recycling bin to have a giggle!
ReplyDeleteWell, Sarah is a boob for sure. Wonder if she gets a payday for the S.P. bra or just a lifetime of free bras.
ReplyDeleteNow that Sarah has a copy write on her name—don't you think she has something to do with this, Gryph?
ReplyDeleteIf she does, that would be hysterical and show how TRULY & COMPLETELY unserious this woman is. Then her bots could save their nickels and buy themselves a clue instead of giving them to SarahPac.
If she has nothing to do with it, the funny is still on and Bounce will be sued immediately. Sarah can't sue people for libel cause let's face it--she's her own worst witness. But products with her name on it means money . . . .Bounce is going down.
I would guess Rush could use one, he looks like he might have a hefty pair of moobs.
ReplyDeleteThis was the perfect way to start a day - laughing, giggling, and altogether being a snickering mass of "oh, that's so true."
ReplyDeleteThank you!
Priceless!
ReplyDeletehehehe :)>
ReplyDeleteWill it quit half way thru the expected length of service?
ReplyDeleteThat could prove embarrassing and if they fixed that problem how can they continue to call it the SP?
Good post.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see John McCain's hands, I think they look like little old lady's hands. And a man's hands can tell a lot about him.
Sorry, OT, but couldn't help myself.
It would have been fun, Gryphen, if you had posted, right below the picture of Sarah wearing her inflated boobs, another shot of her sporting her deflated ones. You know, just for comparison.
ReplyDeleteS.P. is still mystified that people can make a buck off her as opposed to the other way around.
ReplyDeleteShe feels she ought to be compensated by anyone using her name or image - whoring out her brand down our throats everyday for the last four years (remember, she was desperately showing leg early on as Governor, trying to push her bogus 'energy' expertise and hired a PR firm.)
Comedians, journalists, writers, actresses, photographers, bloggers, she truly feels she should get a cut. That's why she tried to trademark herself. So much for creatin jobs and the principles of free market. That woman don't understand anything but herself, the ultimate brain-bender.
S.tuffed P.otatoes, anyone?
ReplyDeleteMicMac
Oh my God. That picture of Limbaugh will haunt me for the rest of time. Help!
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't they go all out and name it, Mama Grizzly Cups (instead of Cubs?)
ReplyDeleteMatching apparel should include Special Trig Empathy Bellies.
She's jumped the shark.(long ago)
ReplyDeleteBristol may be wearing one of these bras in her latest Candies visit.
ReplyDeleteBristol's outfit is a sight to behold!
Sarah Palin is mad she did not trademark her other names. She forgot to protect: "SP" or Wasilla Hill Billy or Wasilla Trailer Trash or or Hoe or or Grifter or Retard or Dumbshit or Fuckhead!
ReplyDeleteAnyone seen the latest pics of Brisket at Tuesday night's "Candies" bash? Same hideous shoes and hair extensions as the WHCD!! And the dress, whoa!
ReplyDeleteI hope everyone gets their snookie named product in a hurry before that copyright gets approved.
ReplyDeleteAny suggestions? Here's mine:
-snow boots with peek-a-boo toes
-visors with letters sharpied out
-jackets with random spots to hide stains.
I hope SP bras are not pre-stained.
ReplyDeleteJust imagine going to the store:
"I like to buy a pair of SP's and ummmm I'll take mine without any DNA on them."
What's with the beige shoes and the new batch of too short dresses?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width/hash/7GYI0064579420.jpg
Do they make S.P. bras for healthy girls? You know, girls who look like Aunt Molly?
ReplyDeleteAunt Molly Bras for the well endowed women... Maybe Aunt Molly needs to trade mark "Aunt Molly" ?
There's another company that makes bras for women who have breast the size of Sarah Palin and it is avaliable at all drug stores. The company name is Johnson & Johnson and they can be located in the band aid aisle.
ReplyDeleteAre these S.P. bras jismproof?
ReplyDeletePalin women has a habit of getting their clothes dirty.
I see you can buy a matching pair of panties - Get-Wired Bottom $44.00 !!
ReplyDeleteOnce you let the hoe out of the bottle, you can't get it back in.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.examiner.com/celebrity-headlines-in-national/kevin-jonas-bristol-palin-ciara-at-candie-s-foundation-gala-photos-picture#slide=32767251
Todd Palin said he wants some of that.
What is Sarah Palin going to do with an S.P. bra?
ReplyDeleteI guess she can put a blackberry phone in each pocket or carry her wallet or condoms?
The company should come out with another line of bras made especially for the Sarah Palin types.
ReplyDeleteThe "Belmont Bra" and the "Look At Me Bra", the bras for women with low self esteem.
It must be a padded bra, since it leads to a impression that there's more substance than there really is.
ReplyDeleteBuy the S.P. Bra says Sarah and keep the left and right divided forever.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think Bristol looks like the octomom in that picture at the Candies event? That is one buttugly dress!!
ReplyDeleteIf it's an SP bra, then you can bet on false advertising. Hard working? I expect that bra to give out in the first year. After that the girls are on their own.
ReplyDeleteScarah only had 150-200 people last night at her little speech. That's about the same for the other 2 speeches she gave also. She does not draw a crowd anymore.
ReplyDeleteShe is the ultimate inflatable boob. No question. The Kochs fill her up with hot air & cash and she parades around the country spewing nonsense.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I looked at the ad and sent them in my review though it won't be published.
ReplyDeleteTitle For Your Review:
Just Re-Name It The Birther Bra!
* Your Review:
Hilarious description of a bra! If it's going to be a *real* S.P. bra it needs more talking points and about 10 lbs. of gel in it. Now I'm going shopping online for a pair of S.P. glasses so I can look as intelligent as S.P.
* Title For Your Review:
ReplyDeleteThis Bra Is A Quitter
* Your Review:
I don't recommend this bra because it quit half way through wearing it. I would consider trying another style if it were "Bristol" bra or a "Look At Me Me Me" bra. Do your bras come in Mamma Grizzly cup sizes?
You made me snort my cereal milk! - Hedgewytch
ReplyDeleteWhat's your point?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's mosquito bites.
ReplyDeleteAre the matching panties named "juicy'?
ReplyDeleteIs this the kind of bra that you can pump up when you
ReplyDeleteneed a little more on top -- such as when you're pretending to be pregnant?
S.P. could stand for "spontaneously pumped".
What about her 'trademark' issue? Is she actually behind the actual sale of this bra? Wouldn't put it past her.
ReplyDeleteA tiny bra designed for women with tiny breasts and tiny brains.
ReplyDeleteLove this post! I can see the bots buying them by the boxfull. Wonder if they'll have a line of Palin Pregnancy Tests? They could sell them in bulk at costco or walmart, the same way Sarah buys them every week!
ReplyDeleteWonder what products Todd could endorse? Hmmm ....
http://www.shopbounce.com/product/bras/cute-bras/301204.do?sortby=ourPicks
ReplyDeleteHAHA!