Bristol Palin Book Signing
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
5 p.m. ● Rotunda
1. “Camping out” is not allowed on Mall of America property. Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to line up outside the East Entrance to Mall of America on level one, between Sears an Bloomingdales. Guests should remain in a single file line until escorted into the building to receive a wristband.
2. You must have a Mall of America issued wristband in order to enter the autograph line. A limited number of wristbands will be given away in the Rotunda starting at 6 a.m. on Wednesday, June 29.
3. You must purchase a copy of “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far” to receive a Mall of America wristband. (No bookie, no bandie!)
4. You must have a copy of “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far” in order to purchase a copy of “America by Heart” and/or “Going Rogue” signed by Sarah Palin. Limit 4 books per guest.
5. Each person in your party must be present to receive a wristband. Wristbands are non-transferable. People wearing wristbands that have been tampered or altered will not be allowed through the autograph line. No exceptions.
6. Memorabilia will not be signed. (No Sarah Palin bobble head dolls or copies of The Lies of Sarah Palin
, or Blind Allegiance
.)7. Personalization is not allowed. (You can't write "I the undersigned am a complete ignoramus, who is misrepresenting my intention of running for President in order to get attention and make tons of money. Oh and I lied about giving birth to Trig.)
8. No chairs allowed in the line area. (Sarah Palin supporters must have steel spines just like Sister Sarah and Bristol the Pistol. No sitting!)
9. No photos will be taken on stage. All cameras and cell phones are to be put away once you reach the stage stairs.
10. When you enter the autograph line, please remain single file. You must stay in line to keep your place. You may leave the line to use the restroom or get food for a short period of time. One person in your party must stay in line at all times.
11. If you choose to leave for an extended period of time, you must go to the end of the line when you return.
12. A special needs signing area will be available for guests. If needed, each special needs guest can bring one additional person to this area. Please visit the Mall of America wristband table located in the Rotunda upon your arrival, and you will escorted into this area. Space will be limited and will be filled on a first come, first served basis.
Guidelines are subject to change at any given time at the discretion of Mall of America Management for the safety and well being of our guests and tenants. Those who do not comply with event signing guidelines may not be able to receive a signature. ("No signature for you!")
There a few other guidelines that are NOT included on this list, but which participants should be aware.
Do not ask any "ear" questions! For some reason that REALLY pisses the Palins off!
Do not stare at the chin! (But OMGD! Look at that thing!)
Don't ask about Todd, unless you would like to join him in his fate. (However if you ask to see his balls Sarah might be able to oblige your request.)
Don't ask Bristol why she insinuated that the father of her child had date raped her. ("Psst! That was Mom's idea.")
Don't ask Sarah which part of her book "America by Heart" is her favorite. (She hasn't actually read it.)
And don't suddenly start questioning WHY you are standing in a line for hours to get a poorly written book filled with lies signed by two untalented losers who are making millions of dollars off of their fellow Americans so that they do not have to actually work for a living.
Too funny! Special guest Sarah Palin. Will Stephen King be bringing special guest Dean Koontz to his next book signing?
ReplyDeleteOr better yet, will Stephen King's novelist son bring his dad to his book signing? No, probably not because the younger King actually has talent!
These Palin clowns need to go away yesterday!
Wow. They have turned into the Kardashians, haven't they?
ReplyDeleteAt least the huge arm fatbags on her forearms distracts from the Jay Leno chin ( I hope Jay got a cut from the plastic surgeon for that one). My god whats with the hinky eyebrow? Did she only get an eyelift on one side?
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness and no snark I am going to leave a nicemessage for Brisket and Grandma Lulu----
PLEASE while in the Twin Cities, run up to Edina Plastic Surgery and see what they can do for you, it's right next to Southdale so Brisket can graze at the food court after. The surgeon's there have worked miracle's on a few accident victim's that I know of. They may be able to repair some of the damage that your poor plastic surgeon has done(and whom ever that is , they should have their medical license pulled!).
Sarah better enjoy her last few minutes in the spotlight. Michele Bachmann has taken her place as a serious candidate: "Sarah Palin with brains." (H/T to Huffington Post)
ReplyDeleteSo I'm guessing that by choosing MOA as the site of Byrstil's "book" signing, someone has determined this to be the highest concentration of stupid people in the country.
ReplyDeleteAint that a bitch!
ReplyDeleteAnother Palin scam!
They know people are going there for the Retard's signature and in order to get the Retard's signature you have to buy the Whorie Skank's book.
That's RIILLL AMERICAN TRAILER PARK TRASH if you ask me.
Would Obama do that?
I don't think they will be standing in line for hours, unless they just lag behind in opening the line up ... do you Gryphen? Do you really think hundreds are going to show up for this farce? Maybe I am just being hopeful, but I don't think so. Someone commented here last night or maybe on Palingates that Sarah is joining this book signing tour because Bristol's book won't sell without her "celebrity" added to the mix. I think I agree. I mean what is covered in Bristol's book (sexually anyway) is in every Harlequin romance on the shelf - and they never taught any girls any lessons. We have two Barnes and Nobles here. One got in 6 copies. My son works there. I assume the other store probably got) in the same number. One copy has sold from my son's store. It is not flying off the shelf. (Oh and btw for all the liberal, college-educated people we do have in this city, we also have a majority of red necked ignorant right-wing Conservative Republicans. I hope that about 20 people at most show up to have Bristol's sex laden hit piece on Mommy Dearest's behalf signed and bolts of lightning hits the books and incinerates them shortly after.
ReplyDelete"Don't ask about Todd, unless you would like to join him in his fate. "
ReplyDeleteI don't understand what this means. Last I heard about Todd, he and Bristol drove from AZ to AK (early June) and Sarah followed days after with kiddos in tow. Before that, he has been spotted with the family at the cabin, with Track checking out machines, in tour...
I dont' understand what you're insinuating. It sounds inaccurate though.
Ask Gristle why she didn't get lipo instead of her jaw realigned.
ReplyDeleteOh my, forget about Reagan's terrifying policies, let's remember his idiot gaffes - this is the only way Bachmann and Palin are in any way in league with the guy who decided to play a world leader.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/06/bachmanns-john-wayne-gaffe-in-the-reagan-tradition/241108/
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they would notice if you switched covers. Wouldn't it be fun to put a "Going Rogue" cover on Dunn's book and see if she signed it?
ReplyDelete9. No photos* will be taken on stage. All cameras and cell phones are to be put away once you reach the stage stairs.
ReplyDelete*but for a few dollars more, Gristle and Sarah will share a kiss and dance a pole for you.
I thought Sarah Palin believed in American free enterprise and competition.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about going to the signing so I could see the Palins and buy one of Sarah's books, but I don't think it's fair that I have to buy a copy of "Not Afraid of Lies" first. Who wants to read fables of getting so drunk on wine coolers that she let Levi "steal" her virginity, and she couldn't remember a thing until she remembered everything.
Especially when the truth is that she was telling friends and other Alaskan acquaintances shortly thereafter that she drank, smoked pot, and had Levi stay over at the house- with no tent necessary.
Sort of like the fable Sarah Palin tells about eloping to save her parents the expense of a wedding- when the truth is, like her mother before her and her daughter after her- she was knocked up before getting married.
Like mother, like daughter. Liar. Hypocrite. Always the victim.
And now- UnAmerican.
It'll be interesting to see just how many people show up - let alone at 6am! - for these losers.
ReplyDeletePoor Tripp -- can you imagine having Bristol as your mother?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what he did in a past life to deserve such karmic retribution??
I guess "civic duty" doesn't call anymore. Or she quit on that, too.
ReplyDeleteWow. That chin is getting more and more defined, she must be losing some weight, If she ever got down to a normal weight for her size she will be all chin. Also, too, Whoever did that chin job did a really BAD job, maybe Sarah got a walmart plastic surgeon to either save money or do it for free. VALLEY TRASH the whole lot of them
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Bristol should go viral.
ReplyDeleteThat nose might need some work now. You know how you get a new rug and then the curtains look wrong?
fuck it, I ain't going then, but do they have a scooter line? I dont have tomatoes in the garden yet either.
ReplyDeleteLOSERS there will be moew people in LEGO land then for this f'ed up operation
hahahahahahaha
BTW that place is a frekin' circus, of self satisfaction adn greed
Oh please lord let there be one helluva glittering get through all these stupid fucking rules. One for each of these bitches, different colors please.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God. This is absolutely sickening. They really DO think the American public are idiots in general. This is so totally insulting, and those who actually do abide by all these rules to see The Chin and the Money Gruber are, I hate to say it, a bit on the dense side. Hats off to those who are curious but have the common sense to stay away.
ReplyDeleteYou have to buy the book Not Afraid to Lie to have a book signed by the Gruber? These people have no shame.
Isn't Bristol ashamed of this shit?
ReplyDeleteBrisket's advancing week after week on DWTS was rigged by her mother's dumbass followers and now for Brisket to sell a book at her own book signing event they announce Sarah will be there to sign books and in order for those Sarah dumbasses to get the mother's signature they have to buy the Camping Whore's book.
Can't Bristol do anything on her own?
Who's next for their grifting debut Willow's or Piper's book signing?
You two better make sure mama doesn't have jury duty that week so she can pull that "You Want My Signature Ya Gotta Buy My Daughter's Book Palin Scam".
Geez, I need to learn to check my spelling, sorry. Now I can go weed tonight. But tomorrow tomorrow I hope the sun comes out tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteyou are still a loser bristle.
There's an area set aside for those with special needs? All of Palin's fans are special needs people.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that Bristol's book hasn't even made it to the top 500.
ReplyDeleteSP sure is busy, today she has the screening of the "movie", tomorrow the MOA book signing, whatever happened to "jury duty"?
WTF is going on here?
ReplyDeleteThis is damn near July and I'm looking at the picture of the young un and I can see that she is still puttin' on her Alaskan winter fat!
Shouldn't Bristol be meltin' that fat off by now?
Bristol burned her own mother in advance of this faux book tour - saying Sarah's decision about running HAS BEEN MADE was a total one-upper. The LSMers will be yelling questions that will echo throughout the tacky-ville Mall of America.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha - way to go Bristol - you are just as vengeful and mean as your mother!
Color me confused. I get this post is about the book signing rules demanded by Bristol and sarah. But why do you accompany said post with a photo of some unknown hippopotamus girl?
ReplyDeleteBristol is sickening! She's talking more shit about Meghan McCain and Levi with each interview. She's sounding like a mini me Sarah only dumber. Gah!!! When will they just go away?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but Bristol looks hideous in that photo. She really ruined her pretty face.
ReplyDeleteAnd, is that her dad's tee shirt or maybe a boyfriends? Couldn't they do a better job on that publicity photo? Note to Bristol: crossing your arms is not a good idea when you're having a photo done.
The hell with jury duty, there's money to be made on the Big Middle Finger Book Tour!
ReplyDeleteOh, Bristol, you should never wear the black. The black makes you look like a water balloon.
ReplyDeletesarah, honey, slap some sense into your daughter.
Paul Revere is riding through the MOA ringing his bell and shooting his gun warning the mallers that the Alaskan retards are coming.
ReplyDeleteDid they forget the "do not splash either Palin with Holy Water" clause?
ReplyDeleteWhat an epic fail this book launch must be. Feisty, Independent, Uhmerika lovin', Levi bashing Bristol needs her mama to be there.
What a pathetic fool Sarah raised. They're codependent parasites who prey on the dumbest of the dumb.
Say what you will about her chin, but you must give Bristol credit for that ingenious costume. She looks exactly like a Michelin truck tire.
ReplyDelete"Don't ask about Todd, unless you would like to join him in his fate. "
ReplyDeleteI don't understand what this means. Last I heard about Todd, he and Bristol drove from AZ to AK (early June) and Sarah followed days after with kiddos in tow. Before that, he has been spotted with the family at the cabin, with Track checking out machines, in tour...
I dont' understand what you're insinuating. It sounds inaccurate though."
@7:14 AM
WHAT sounds inaccurate? What are YOU insinuating Gryphen is insinuating? So, Tawd and Bri$tol drove from AZ to AK, and $arah followed, Tawd was with Track at the cabin, blah, blah... Who gives a crap? Do you think most people are really sitting in suspense worrying about what happened to Tawd? It's funny how you get upset over the smallest, and dumbest things.
Guys, I'm going to have to take back any snark I ever made about Sarah Palin being a quitter with no staying power. I was wrong. I have never witnessed such a remarkable ability to take advantage of each and every possible opportunity to squeeze a buck out of her bots, no matter what distractions are thrown her way. That's focus, people! That's determination!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to go up there and protest but I have an actual job to go to, unlike Granny Grifter and Grifter Jr. Sarah and Bristol consider yourself lucky.
ReplyDeletehttp://sarahpalinhasaserpentsheart.blogspot.com/
That photo.
ReplyDeleteGoodness gracious.
Bristol is on the verge of bursting and splattering the camera lens with spermatozoa.
Anyone who would jump through these hoops to get a 20 year old Grifter-in-Training to sign a pseudo-book must yearn to be a lemming. Don't bother to think for yourselves, the Paylins will tell you what to think, and charge you for the service!
ReplyDeleteAre we supposed to be impressed with Bristol because she worked during her teenage years at some crappy job or another? Does she understand that isn't something impressive? Lots of teens do it.
ReplyDeleteSo what if Meghan McCain didn't work. Lots of teens don't and not all of them are wealthy. Many don't because their parents want them to focus on school and extra curricular activities. My parents told me and my siblings that our job was school. We worked in the summer for extra money for college. I had friends who worked during the school year to pay for their cars or to save up money to pay for their college tuition, which their parents weren't going to be able to afford.
It's not as if Bristol was working to support her family or younger siblings and it's obvious she wasn't saving up for college.
It's a sorry jab at Meghan McCain, as if only rich kids don't work when they are teenagers or babysit when they are younger.
Bristol is pathetic.
Okay, I say we all boycott this event. Everybody agree, we just all get drunk instead on wine coolers. Who's buying the drinks?
ReplyDeleteBristol said her mom has made the decision on if she's going to run or not on FOX this morning. You'd think she'd let her boss know her plans before Bristol spilled it on air. Do you think Bristol screwed up and accidentally let it out or is it one of Sarah's jr. high stunts? How long can she wait now that everyone knows she has decided?
ReplyDeleteSo will Harper-Collins have people there to inflate the waiting line? Can't have a grand turnout without actually stuffing the line counts. Oh silly me and hand slap to the head, Fake News will use their Fake Math to report back on all those adoring fans.
ReplyDeleteBTW - no mention of tomatoes. Game on!
@7:14
ReplyDeleteI dont' understand what you're insinuating. It sounds inaccurate though.
7:14 AM
It is called "sarcasm". Now, scram you flying monkey you....(he,he)
Several thoughts hit me after reading that. My first one was that I've been attempting to freelance write for quite some time now. Most new authors, unless they are DAMN lucky to have a huge hit on their hands with the best of publicity, find themselves sitting behind a card table on a folding chair with a stack of books by their side hopefully trying to make sales with potential buyers (who glance sideways at the title while trying not to make eye contact with the author so as to not feel obligated to buy book and ask the poor schmuck to sign it)and desperately hoping that they sell enough books so the publisher doesn't pull their advance.
ReplyDeleteTo watch a non-person such as Bristol Palin get this kind of "star" treatment - while at the same time putting their "fans" through some amazing hoops is just beyond plausible reality. America has turned into faux world.
Let us hope that there is an honest person observing, and getting an accurate count of the attendees. Numbers may have to be inflated (like $carah's boobs). Bristle sure has beefy arms, maybe she doubles as a bodyguard for Momma?
ReplyDeleteTwo public welfare mothers out on the take.
ReplyDeleteCompare the Palin rules with these:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.lspace.org/fandom/events/signing-tours/etiquette.html
(Pratchett has sold tens of millions of books, won numerous awards, was given eight honorary doctorates, etc. etc.)
Is it Halloween yet, Bristol is dressed up like the wicked witch.
ReplyDeleteThat is a horrible picture of Bristol. Is that really their book tour photo? She looks a lot older than she really is and really sloppy. Yuch
ReplyDeleteBeginning at 5 AM??? As in morning??
ReplyDeleteThe book signing is at 5 PM!
Do they really expect anyone in their right mind to STAND (not sit) for 12 full hours???
Oh....never mind.....
I love the part where you have to buy Bristol's high school whining to get the "opportunity" to buy Granny's high school whining.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I have decided I ain't going cause I don't want no copy of Bristoll's book.
ReplyDelete7:01 Are Stephen King and Dean Koontz signing books?! Now that I would stand in line for!
ReplyDeleteYeah people, keep it classy.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteOh, Bristol, you should never wear the black. The black makes you look like a water balloon.
sarah, honey, slap some sense into your daughter.
7:51 AM
That black outfit Biscuit is wearing doubles as a canvas tent in case some guy in the MOA gets Biscuit drunk on wine coolers and she happily falls on her back with her legs fully extended in the air.
Bristol is beginning to look like...OMG yes, like whassername...RAM.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteOh, Bristol, you should never wear the black. The black makes you look like a water balloon.
sarah, honey, slap some sense into your daughter.
7:51 AM
That black outfit Biscuit is wearing doubles as a canvas tent in case some guy in the MOA gets Biscuit drunk on wine coolers and she happily falls on her back with her legs fully extended in the air.
Palin strikes again: Bristol takes another swipe at Meghan McCain by criticising her for not having a job
ReplyDeleteRead more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009048/Palin-strikes-Bristol-takes-swipe-Meghan-McCain-criticising-having-job.html#ixzz1QaWjURLO
They always talk about the face you have at 20 is the one the Lord gave you, and the face you have at 40 is the one you earned. Bristol is doing it wrong.
Completely OT (other than the book-signing rules connection), but because I know Gryphen will enjoy this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.lspace.org/books/pqf/alt-fan-pratchett.html
Gonna go ahead and put my money on:
ReplyDeleteWe'll see a stroller, a stuffed animal, a sippycup...things which make people assume Trig is actually THERE. But we won't see Trig.
Alternately, we may see Samuel Louden, or another child that bears remarkable similarity to Trig. And if people assume it IS Trig, well that's not HER fault now is it ?
It is being reported that The Chin has said her mother has made up her mind about running but only the grifter family knows the decision.
ReplyDeleteBill
Are people really expected to line up for this from 5am? I wonder what sort of actual response they will get?
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with them? They forgot the most important rule of all...
ReplyDelete#13. You may not bring tomatoes or any other ripe fruit in season.
http://tinyurl.com/448lbvz
Bri$tol can't get out from under her mom's thumb! She is under total control by her mom. How sad, I thought she was an adult, but I guess she needs her mom to control her every action. Levi's mom doesn't control sadie this way. Maybe that's why bristol is sooooo jealous of sadie. besides the whole bristol being an ugly fat cow and sadie being a beautiful woman, i'm sure that gets to bristol too. bwhahahaha guess what Pigstool? no matter how much surgery you get or babies you birth, sadie will always be better than you!
ReplyDeleteOne of the secrets to gambling is never bet more than you can afford to loose. America can’t afford even the possibility that Sarah Palin could ever be elected President of the United States.
ReplyDeletehttp://malialitman.wordpress.com/2011/06/28/palin-for-president/
Todd probably will be busy with his prostitutes; by the way isn't the divorce final by now?
ReplyDeleteUrgent notice to Mall of America patrons: "THE GRIFTERS ARE COMING! THE GRIFTERS ARE COMING!"
ReplyDeleteThis is Sarah's new tweet and will really make you sick... wonder if they are hooking up now?
ReplyDeleteSarahPalinUSA Sarah Palin Great pic of a couple of strong, independent patriots who love family, faith & freedom! http://yfrog.com/khktwij
Is anyone going to call her out about the whole Jury Duty lie? Or like most of her lies, once said they are simply ignored?
ReplyDeleteWhere's Trig??
Bristol looks like Rebecca in that photo.
ReplyDeleteAnd I still believe sarah was wearing Rebecca´s shoes at the MSNBC after party.
Why doesn't Sarah have a picture of Bristol with her new boyfriend instead of Hannity?
ReplyDeleteSo, in essence, this show is a {come and buy our books-so-you can gaze upon our wonderfulness, get a load of us, but no cell-phone pictures, photos-Stand in long lines outside in the heat while my princess and I perform in a nice cool air-conditioned area while we perform our entitled rights as hockey mom and abstinence teen for the good of the many, as we demonstrate our sacrificial worth ethic endeavor}.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile back in "rill" America, just-home-from-school teens are applying for jobs at the McDonald's and ice cream parlours for the summer, saving every penny for their college.
I went to a Bill Clinton book signing and didn't have to go thorugh nearly as much stuff. And the line went on for HOURS!!!
ReplyDeleteI mean - it was a book signing for the BIG DAWG!! And he didn't have half as many rules or crap to deal with.
Sarah better enjoy her last few minutes in the spotlight. Michele Bachmann has taken her place as a serious candidate: "Sarah Palin with brains." (H/T to Huffington Post)
ReplyDeleteAnd Younger. And BETTER LOOKING.
"Don't ask about Todd, unless you would like to join him in his fate. "
ReplyDeleteI don't understand what this means. Last I heard about Todd, he and Bristol drove from AZ to AK (early June) and Sarah followed days after with kiddos in tow. Before that, he has been spotted with the family at the cabin, with Track checking out machines, in tour...
I dont' understand what you're insinuating. It sounds inaccurate though.
7:14 AM
So, you heard thus making your statement true? You've been posting on every topic thus far. today. Do us all a favor and kindly, Fu%k. Off.
Sincerly,
Primogen.
Just imagine if Sarah Palin was POTUS, in order for foreign leaders to shake the president's hand they first have to buy personalized masterpiece from Piper's crayon book.
ReplyDeleteGotta luv them grifting billies.
I wonder how many people they paid to create a line so that they wouldn't be embarrased?
ReplyDeleteKind of like when King Henry VIII paid people to cheer for Anne Boylen.
I wonder if she's tripped over that thing yet. why in the hell would anyone get plastic surgery to make themselves look like snooki?
ReplyDeleteGryphen, here is another post for you. Sea of Pea goes into another long whining screed on the victimization of Granny and likens President Obama to Bin Laden. These people have reached McCarthyism levels of paranoia.
ReplyDelete"Palin’s conflict with Obama goes much deeper than just policy differences, it’s personal in the same way the victims of the 9/11 attacks felt a personal conflict with Bin Laden."
Their logic (her logic?) is that President Obama is behind the "attacks" on her. I think she better double up on her meds, even if it does make her stick her tongue out all the time.
That photo of Bristol is horrible - her nose looks huge and her arms are heavy for a girl of her age. You can see that she does not exercise.
ReplyDeletePeople are total idiots to purchase their books. Amazing!
Presenting.....The Trademarked Trailtrash Twins! Ta da!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteIt is being reported that The Chin has said her mother has made up her mind about running but only the grifter family knows the decision.
Bill
8:27 AM
The problem is that nobody can announce that Sarah is not running for POTUS till after Brisket's book signing tour is over because nobody will show up. Sarah has to keep those ignorant dummies interested in her.
Another Palin Scam... Get it?
As for the job rudeness by Bristle, I would have loved to have a job as a teen, but my father (a very authoritarian father) would not allow me to have one. Homework and chores. If I had free time as a teenager it was supposedly because I didn't have enough homework and chores or I was shirking them. I was jealous of teenagers who got to have a job. I wasn't given the option.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, just maybe, Meghan McCain worked at going to school??? Did you ever consider that, Miss Smarty Pants? Maybe if you worked at school, you wouldn't have been out screwing around and getting into trouble.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, school doesn't count, does it.
Yeah, well, neither does sitting on your fatass eating crunch wraps while telling everybody how hard you are working.
I would think that an autographed copy of a Sarah/Bristol book might be worth something a few years down the road...
ReplyDeleteAnon @8:26: Yes! I have been convinced they have been pulling this type of stunt all along. They aren't technically lying, but not really telling the truth either. They keep everything in their lives--even matter-of-fact, everyday things that most people take at face value--in that fuzzy, grey area in between.
ReplyDeleteShe attended Columbia University, where she earned her bachelor's degree in art history.
ReplyDeleteAnd it aint bri$thole of whom I speak. That would be Ms. McCain.
At first I thought the pic was of a sick moose, but hen I realized even a sick moose would be cuter and have a smaller jaw.
ReplyDeleteThey make me sick. I hope no one shows up. People, think of what you can do with 50$ NOT spent on a Palin fairy tale book? Go get a mani-pedi or better yet, donate the money to a Down Syndrome charity.
ReplyDeleteHow pathetic. How scared they must be. They are nothing important. Why would anyone give them the time of day unless you wanted to gawk and insult them?
I hope so many people from our antipalin blogs obey the rules and gt right up to the Palin duos unedumacated faces and tell them we know they are lying hoaxing grifters. Can you just imagine how they would squirm like cockroaches on fly paper??
You SEAofPEE folks are snoozin' here... I've been waiting for someone to point out that Sarah's using her big "jury duty week" to give the big ole middle finger to Ms. Michelle Bachmann (who actually has a job, by the way) by attending the WORLD PREMIERE (snicker) of her piece-of-shit-movie all day n nite on Tuesday AND then tomorrow at the book signing for Brisket in MB's home state. Evidently Todd has the truck bed filled up with the cases upon cases of Sarah's last book that didn't sell and the shit-load of books that Sarah PAC "invested" in Brisket's "better-fuck-me-now-cuz-I'm-so-drunk" POS book, also, too.
ReplyDeleteWhat's SO DAMN FUNNY is that MB doesn't even pay any attention to Palin either! (Who does, other than those idiots paying for Sarah's BBQ and private jet? lol) Even FOX has abandoned poor Sarah!
Hey losers, be sure to save a few dollars from your Pella-Bration, you big-time-spenders... that way y'all can head right on up to Minnehaha so you can get another state sticker on your pop-up camper.
You fools will be complainin' cuz yer broke next week. Oh yeah, don't forget your PB&J's today. "NO FREE HOT DOGS FOR YOU!" The wiener Nazi (Palin) has spoken. "You took too long to pee---go to the back of the line!"
I'm loving this... I hope she strings them along another month or two. Maybe---just maybe--- they'll learn to be a little more careful who they follow blindly next time. Then again, they'll have nowhere to go EXCEPT Bachman's camp. I can hear them bitchin' now. hahaha
Gryphen, don't make such a.... um... big deal out of Pistol's chin. A lot of people like to hold some surplus chin reserves in case the primary chin wears out or needs repair later in life...
ReplyDeleteHuffPo is reporting that, according to The Rapee, the Screechy Wretch has made a decision about running for president in 2012 but won't reveal that decision at this time or possibly not until mid-2014.
The suspense is killing me!!!!!!!!!! It's just like the time Ellie Mae Clampett was decidin' whether 'tis nor 'taint t'run fer Bev'ly Hills dog ketch'r, y'all. Does anyone remember how that white trash family handled that election? Might be edumacational for the Wasilla Hillbillies to plot their own future comical misadventures.
My local Borders doesn't even have the younger skanks' book Anywhere.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, haven't seen mamma skanks books either in a loooong time. I am at Borders pretty much weekly.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteDid they forget the "do not splash either Palin with Holy Water" clause?
@7:53 lol!! Prizeworthy!!
I would so love to hear that about 8 people showed up for this literary extravaganza.
ReplyDeleteWhen, oh when will this family JUST. GO. AWAY.????
womanwithsardinecan said...
ReplyDeleteAs for the job rudeness by Bristle, I would have loved to have a job as a teen, but my father (a very authoritarian father) would not allow me to have one. Homework and chores. If I had free time as a teenager it was supposedly because I didn't have enough homework and chores or I was shirking them. I was jealous of teenagers who got to have a job. I wasn't given the option.
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Your father let you take on the most important job of all. Preparing yourself with a good education for the future. My hubby and I only allowed our kids to hold jobs in the summer. The school year was for school and related activities. Both of our children took advantage of a program that allowed the4m to earn college credits in HS, thus they graduated with not only a HS diploma but they completed 2 yrs of college while in HS. Also our kiddos HS activities ended up earning her thousands of dollars a yr in scholarships for their last 2 yrs.
Your parents made a wise decision to have you concentrate on your studies...education and learning is nothing that anyone can ever take away from you. I also bet your parents never allowed you to go camping with your b/f at 15, hug your Mom and Dad if they are still with you, because you had wonderful parents :)
It's a "Family Values" thing. As in $$$$$$ Ka-Ching!
ReplyDeleteBrisket if you had that same full-size spare tire you have now around your waist back in 2007, the Levi woulda had to settle for a blow job.
ReplyDeleteWith that 360 degree bulge you got goin on, it would be difficult to find a position to fuck you in, other than standing you on your head. Then again, you're probably stupid enough to try to do handstands, as sloppy drunk and drugged out as you used to get.
Haha...I'd buy yours and your Momma's books to see your fat-ass try to do a handstand today though. Shit, I'll buy 100 each if you can actually get your feet up over that gut and your thunder thighs! Just give me an hour before you try (Full disclosure: I'll be selling 10,000 tickets to others who would pay just to laugh at you doing it.)
WTF is wrong with Bristol's nose? Ewww. This is what immediately came to mind.
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"And Younger. And BETTER LOOKING."
ReplyDelete@8:45 AM
Dang! $arah Palin must look awful if people think she's older than Michele Bachmann. Michele Bachmann is older than $arah Palin. Lol.
@hedgewytch 8:14AM
ReplyDeleteYou hit the nail on the head. Fat-Back-n-Belly-Brisket is to writing what her sorry-ass, grifting mother is to governing.
If either of them had even an ounce of self-awareness, they would be humiliated for all their short-comings.
Then again, you will probably want folks to read your book, whereas, none of the idiots that buy these books will even read past the table of contents. Then they'll be used to fix a wobbly end table in their libbin' room.
I personally don't like Cindy McCain, but Bri$tol Palin has the nerve criticizing anyone for not having a job. Her father Toad Palin doesn't even have a job. He quit his job to live off his rich wife. Which is worse, because he's a grown man, not a teenager.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking bets that they get "glittered."
ReplyDeleteThat is one very sad picture of Bristol. Her face is already so disfigured that she has to frame it with all of that hair. She is the first or second runner up in the Snooki-look-alike contest.
ReplyDeleteThe rules are so laughable. Sarah's political mantra is that government regulation and interference in peoples' lives is a bad thing. However, if the rules and regulations come from Queen Sarah, that's another story.
Someone needs to go and yell out: Look everybody, it's Sarah Palin and Jay Leno!
ReplyDeleteSorry, but they deserve it.
@7:14, please shut up. Nobody believes your bullshit.
ReplyDeleteThe Palins are screwing around with the wrong people. But they're too stupid to know it.
ReplyDeleteHey hey, what happened to that "tremendous amount of weight" Bristol lost? Is it reappearing on her neck again so soon??
ReplyDeleteI feel SO SORRY for Bristol. I just can't help it. I read a few articles just now from plastic surgeons who stated that she has had several MAJOR procedures done, not just a chin implant. They also said that something appears to be botched causing permanent nerve damage and that Bristol could sue.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad saying this but she really looks terrible. It is not a good plastic surgery job. Plastic surgery is supposed to be very subtle so you don't notice it. She doesn't even look like the same person.
Does she think she looks beautiful now or is she still unhappy. Someone doing this at such a young age when they were pretty before is really sad. So what that she had a chubby round face. She still looked natural and cute, and no I did not write bad things about her looks before. I didn't like people writing she was fat when in truth she is / was average and NOT FAT. People calling her fat were holding her to Hollywood impossible standards.
Now she looks like an obvious plastic surgery person - a freak. Please Bristol, if that is an implant, remove it, and do NOT DO ANY MORE or you will regret it. You are already getting that cat eyed plastic look and it is not natural and pretty.
I also believe Bristol did something to her lips and that she has a lot of botox. Botox is a NEUROTOXIN and is very bad for people. If you don't know what the word means, please look it up.
Any girl who does this to herself is not strong, happy or self-confident. She is clearly deeply insecure and unhappy and I hope she goes to a counselor soon.
7:14 am, you have your story wrong. This I can guarantee. Todd and Sarah drove together back to Alaska, not Todd and Bristol. And Track is not even in Alaska. I am not sure where you are getting your information, but your source is inaccurate. This I know for sure. I see the family regularly at Applebees, Walmart and Taco Bell, and they don't look happy lately. This I can guarantee.
ReplyDeleteI just can't see too many folks getting in line that early, can you?
ReplyDeleteI'll be interested in hearing about the turn-out though.
Gee, the President of the US allows his picture to be taken...Oh wait, he's not trying to make money from doing it. Silly me. Now him? I would stand in line for...actually, I have...twice.
"bristol has a kind chin.
ReplyDeletethe kind of chin i'd like to rest my balls on."
i heard that at the mall.
Please let there be pictures of some empty hallway and a guy with a floor cleaning Zamboni at 6 a.m.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that here in the land of Wellstone and Franken we still have people who will go stand in line to have Bristol or Sarah sign a book they did not write. BUT, since the people who bought it aren't going to read it, what difference does it make.
Brissle, bring me that damn spare tire here so I can change this flat! Oh, sorry big-un, it must be that black t-shirt u have on. I thought you... never mind.
ReplyDeleteLooking at Bristol's picture, I'm starting to see a Rebecca Mansour resemblance.
ReplyDeleteI find it very interesting that the Palinbots think President Obama is behind the attacks on Sarah. I highly doubt he ever thinks of her, other than she is like a big loud stupid GNAT that never goes away.
ReplyDeleteBut low drama Obama is simply not the type to start whisper campaigns about other people. He really isn't. He didn't do any of that during the last election. They may not believe that but as someone who worked in the campaign I know this for a fact. He even spoke up FOR Sarah Palin by saying her family was off limits. He has gone out of his way to never say anything negative about her.
Has anyone ever heard President Obama say something negative about Sarah Palin? No, because he hasn't. He may joke about her to his wife or Hilary or Joe Biden or close friends, but he does not in meetings criticize her or ask people to go after her.
That is one reason it bothers me so much the way she goes after him. It makes her look terrible because he stays above this petty type of behavior and refuses to engage in it. She sounds like a child screaming and yelling for his attention and truly it is pathetic to watch.
The Palinbots may not like Obama's political philosophies. That is their right. But to be nasty, attacking, name calling, and to make up things is just wrong. He is the President whether they like it or not and much of what they say borders on treason. He doesn't care though. That is what they don't get. The reason he doesn't care is that it only makes them look bad. Her constant negative attacks at the President have not effected his popularity. Sarah does not learn and neither do her fans. They are petty, insane, and delusional in their attacks.
@ANON 8:55
ReplyDeleteYes, Bachmann LOOKS several years younger than Palin...
but Palin is actually 8 YRS YOUNGER than MB!!!
Palin's just been rode harder and put up wet more often. And she looks it, also, too!
And Palin's oldest daughter, the fat one, looks 35 after her 3+ pregnancies and her 6K calories/day since she stared taking care of her boyfriends' (that's plural possessive)needs; which,according to the guys in the valley, that would be since she was about 12 and-a-half yrs old.
LOL. Watch out for the P-Bots, they'll be coming after you for saying their beauty quitter-queen looks older than Michele-baby!Haha
10:20.the bots are the ones telling that story, Todd and Bristol drove her truck from Arizona to Wasilla leaving on Wed and arriving on Sat.
ReplyDelete@ 7:14, Good morning BFTT! (Bristol's Fairy Tale Troll) Why aren't you headed to Pella with the rest of the family?
ReplyDeleteAnd I think you have your answer.
ReplyDeleteYou have to buy Bristol's book or you're not allowed to buy Sarah's book. So if you want Sarah's autograph, you have to buy her book and you can't unless you buy Bristol's book. So you'll probably be forced to get Bristol's book signed first before you can get Palin's autograph.
How's that for grifting the sheep for more money. I'm sure Mall of America is charging full price for both books. No discounts. You can't bring your amazon.com purchase or the one you got for $1 at the bargain table. If you already own a copy, too bad. You'll have to buy another one.
Now if Sarah was smart she would personalize them. Because a personalized autograph isn't worth as much as a generic one. No one wants an autograph personalized to someone else, complete with someone else's name. So every book she signs can immediately be put on eBay. Probably for a small profit.
I think that Bristol is hot. She had a baby and she is still hot. Your all just a bunch of h8ters
ReplyDelete--- Willow
The chin is supposed to be a distraction so you don't notice that big gut folding over what used to be a waist-line.
ReplyDeleteIt would probably be more effective if the chin were extended more horizontally. I saw a similar look at the fair years ago in the fun house mirror exhibit. I laughed my ass off then, also, too.
Dear Lord, that chin.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2011-06-26-bristol-palin-memoir_n.htm
Cover the top of her face and watch the chin. That thing needs it's own agent. WTF does she keep looking left?
My daughter & I had a blast, standing in line - outside - during a thunderstorm! - while waiting for Bethenny Frankel to sign our bottles of Skinny Girl Margarita in Dallas. Getting to speak to & have a photo taken w/Bethenny was just one of the many fun moments we shared, and it only took about an hour.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad other mothers & daughters will have a similar bonding experience while waiting in line to see two of the biggest frauds in our nation's history.
BURRRRRN
ReplyDeleteIn an interview, former Iowa GOP executive director and prominent conservative Chuck Laudner told Politico that a "Palin backer" contacted him about attending a mingling session after the film. Palin is slated to attend a cookout near the Pella Opera House after Tuesday evening's screening.
Politico posted the story under the headline "Sarah Palin team reaching out to Iowa activists for meetings."
In an interview with ABC News on Monday afternoon, Laudner called the headline "a lie" adding, "I never indicated that."
"I was on a general list for the gathering in the park," he said. "I'm not going now, after all this."
http://www.100wapi.com/rssItem.asp?feedid=112&itemid=29685185
In response to "Don't ask about Todd, unless you would like to join him in his fate. "
ReplyDelete714 said, "I don't understand what this means."
Which part of "purse-carrying, emasculated, political photo prop, Mad-Myrna's-cruisin', massage-seekin', prostitute-groomin', absentee playboy husband" don't you understand???
@7:14 AM: So if Sarah and Todd drove the, what, 8 day trip between Arizona and Wasilla, they had to have gone through Canada, right? Which means Trig has a passport. What's the date and place of birth listed on it?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous at 1017 ""The Palins are screwing around with the wrong people. But they're too stupid to know it."
ReplyDeleteBe patient---the GOP establishment will be sending an ugly message to the mavericky political prick tease very shortly.
Folks in Pella aren't all thrilled that you-know-who is coming to town for her big movie premiere. But they're awfully nice about it.
ReplyDeleteNot everybody is thrilled about this. Pella is a deeply conservative town, but I encountered plenty of people (Democrats, independents, Republicans) who were annoyed by the approaching storm and planning to flee--only this being Iowa, they were super polite about it. Cathy Boertje, 48, a tutor coordinator at the local college is one such person. "I will not be in town while Palin is doing all her stuff," she informed me. She confessed to some curiosity about the crowd--"I was a sociology major"--but in the end decided that she could not abide the star of the show. "Her voice, that dog whistle, it just makes your skin crawl. And the stuff she says--the dots just don't line up." Boertje had already hit upon a Dutch-appropriate means of escape: "I'm going on a bike ride."
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/06/meet-the-iowans-who-gently-disapprove-of-sarah-palin/241142/
Anonymous @ 8:09 AM said...
ReplyDeleteOkay, I say we all boycott this event. Everybody agree, we just all get drunk instead on wine coolers. Who's buying the drinks?
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I guess we all can afford a WHOLE CASE of those wine coolers if we don't buy either one of those books...
Minneapolis paper got an interview with Bristle. She has the same answers we heard on the TV - for every question.
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Here is a question and answer:
Q What charities are you interested in?
A I'm interested in lots of things. It's not going to be teen pregnancy or anything like that, but it's going to be positive and productive. It's not that usual Hollywood scene because Kyle and I, we don't party, we don't go to clubs. It's going to be like a family show, too.
Soooo, like her mother, she evades directly answering questions:
Q What will your show tell us about you that we don't already know?
A Hopefully, the media and everyone else will see how being known can do good things, too, like I'll be working for a charity and bringing awareness to that. There are good things, opportunities to do good things. It's going to give me a platform to work for this charity and bring something to it. I think everyone can do their part in helping out other people.
Ugh Ugh Ugh... so Ugh. I might have to drive over there and watch this from above... hmmm perhaps check out the "line" and then breakfast at IKEA.
Wasn't this the venue where someone lobbed some tomatoes at the Queen?
ReplyDeleteAt the next stop at a Costcos they took all the tomatoes away. No tomatoes on sale in the Vegetable aisles.
Just for the record: I have stood in several book-signing lines (and got my signatures) of FAMOUS people, and I NEVER saw any of those 'rules and regulations'! I got several Astronaut's signatures, as well as Bill Clinton's and others!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I shook John Kerry's hands, and President Obama's also, too!
ReplyDeleteAnon 10:14:
ReplyDelete"Someone needs to go and yell out: Look everybody, it's Sarah Palin and Jay Leno!"
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Good but it would be even better if you yell:
"Look--it's Jay Leno and Tina Fey!"
Granny hates that...
"I guess we all can afford a WHOLE CASE of those wine coolers if we don't buy either one of those books..."
ReplyDeleteROTFLaughing!!!!
Q: Do ya know what's WORSE than trailer trash?
ReplyDeleteA: Trailer trash with money.
I think it would be great to pepper the line with guys who each come up and when Bristol signs their book they say
ReplyDelete"You know, Bristol, I have a six pack of wine-coolers and a tent out there in the parking lot..." prior be being kicked out.
I bet the third one would end the event early.
What Bristol doesn't understand is that Meghan McCain did, in fact, work. She worked at getting an education, from Columbia University, no less.
ReplyDeleteWhat Bristol doesn't understand is that education is work. She doesn't understand this, because in the Palin family, it is painfully, obviously, evident that education is not valued, expected, planned for, or respected.
Bristol is an ill-bred, lazy, uneducated, vindictive talentless grifter like her mother. I don't think she is in any position to sneer at someone else's work experience.
Come on ya'll. The Piglet doesn't look that much like RAM.
ReplyDeleteThat's a live-action Meg Griffin if I ever saw one...
Ebay, signed copies, going Rogue.....ZERO BIDDERS.
ReplyDeleteAny fool thinking going to the mall tomorrow is a financial investment, should not.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteMinneapolis paper got an interview with Bristle. Here is a question and answer:
Q What will your show tell us about you that we don't already know?
A Hopefully, the media and everyone else will see how being known can do good things, too, like I'll be working for a charity and bringing awareness to that.
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I just hope your mother can see "how being known can do good things" also, too, Brissie, since she had a great opportunity to do wonderful things not only for people with Down Syndrome, but for any issue of her choice.
But I'm not holding out much hope, because all she did was charge such organizations money to spew unrelated speeches at them.
As much as Bristol hates Meghan McCain, it's ironic that she is posing just like Meghan does. Black dress, arms folded across her waist so we can't see how chubby she is, head tipped coyly to the side. The only thing that's different is that Meghan is blond and Bristol has dark hair.
ReplyDeleteI don't care much for Meghan McCain. I don't like her Valley Girl sing song voice, and she isn't a very deep thinker. She is very self absorbed. But, to her credit, she manages to post a regular column at Daily Beast, while the best that Bristol can do is produce a ghost written book.
Bristol made the following comment on Hannity...
ReplyDelete“I made a decision to go out, sneak out with my friends, get drunk and have sex for the first time. I own up to that mistake in the book—I talk about that being one of my biggest regrets.”
So... she had already decided that she was going to have sex BEFORE she got drunk and had her virginity 'stolen'.
She changes the story each time she tells it.
The chin looks humongous in this appearance from last night on Hannity:
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There's also a part 1...Bristol looks to the left every time she answers a question, calls Levi a gnat again, same ols same old...snooooze.Bristol has the personality of a brick, and says she's abstinent until marriage NOW. Wonder what Ben and Gino have to say about that.
But, damn, that chin is fucking huge....go look at it. Her plastic surgeon should have his license taken away....damn. It looks like it grew since its debut in May.
Bristol Palin’s Story Doesn’t Add Up
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Bristol is such a fcktard. I have yet to see Michelle in fck me boots and leather.
ReplyDeleteBristol is more than happy to reveal what she thinks about someone who has announced they are running, Michele Bachmann, who Bristol believes has stolen her mom's look!
"I think she dresses a lot like my mom," Bristol tells me. "But a lot, a lot of women have done that the last few years. I do think it's odd, you know, seeing people with red blazers with their hair up with glasses."
Bristol added a giggle before continuing her thought about Bachmann, a Congresswoman from Minnessota. "I don't know if she's wearing glasses but you want to be hummmm, do you think that people don't notice you're dressing like my mom?"
http://www.popeater.com/2011/06/28/bristol-palin-michele-bachmann-style-not-afraid-of-life/
That chin is hideous. It looks like a platypus's bill.
ReplyDeleteStealing her virginity. That will cost them. How many guys do you think they will have to pay off to not go to the Enquirer et al about sleeping with Palin. That is a family that doesnt understand virginity; ask Ma Heath. Who knows how many she slept with prior to Chuckie.
ReplyDeleteShe took the bumpit to Iowa.
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Will they be providing free use of Hoverounds with the extra wide seats... all painted up with American flags and other patriot stuff?
ReplyDeleteSpecial Needs Line!!! That would likely be just about everyone who follows these grifters--those poor old ladies won't be able to stand very long. AND for gosh sakes, the book must be really bad for them to require to buy one of brissdull's in order to be able to buy scara's (#4). That sure is ONE way to boost sales. It doesn't actually make any sense, but OK. I am shocked the publisher has not suggested a "Gift with Purchase" and just throw two or three of scara's book in the bag with brisdull's so they can get rid of them. Smart retailing??? Pass up a sale on a WORTHLESS book if you don't buy the other??? Ya know, the sheep are JUST that dumb.
ReplyDelete@ virginia voter: the chin debut was actually last january, when she did that speech in the purple dress at the texas orphanage. but I agree, it really does look like that thing has grown!! maybe she plans to claim it as a dependent.
ReplyDeleteGryphen you are great - awesome article!! So are they expecting HUGE crowds at MOA tomorrow - good middle class folks who are absolutely awed by the "inspirational" Palin family? Eager to spend their hard-earned dollars for the privilege of buying Bristol's book (mandatory to get in the line) and then be absolutely awed that they can now also obtain the autographed books of the Queen herself? (Pssstt - don't tell anyone that they can get a Sarah book for only one penny on Amazon)!
ReplyDeleteWell of course no questions should be asked of the Queen and her little princess Bristol. The Queen will control the show. Hopefully no one will dare to get in line wearing an anti-Sarah tee shirt - all clothing is going to be checked out!!
Hopefully the MSM media will be there, probably observing from a distance, and hopefully someone will be able to take a photo or two so all us us here in America can share in this awesome event!!
BTW, wonder if any of the good folks from Pella, IA, will follow the Palins to MN - or will the good folks of Pella, 6/28), be forgotten by 6/29?
Anonymous @ 10:44 AM, I'm glad you brought up the topic of Bristol "taking care of her boyfriends' needs".
ReplyDeleteI have news for all of us Palin critics and skeptics here, especially Gryphen: Bristol has ANTHER NEW BOYFRIEND! (does that make an even dozen now, in 7 short years?)
http://thedirty.com/2011/06/bristol-palin-has-a-secret-boyfriend/
http://thedirty.com/2011/06/bristol-palins-new-boyfriend/
Another Eyetaliano. His name is Nathan Ridarelli. Apparently Bristol hasn't quite moved out of the Maricopa house, because this report comes out of Arizona.
Question, Gryphen: do you think this guy is another Gino Paoletti type, i.e., a Wasilla stoner/drinker/sleaze?
Information used to detect lies:
ReplyDeleteExample:
Let's say your child asks you for a cookie, and you ask: "Well, what did your mother say?" As they reply "Mom said... yes.", they look to the left. This would indicate a made up answer as their eyes are showing a "constructed image or sound. Looking to the right would indicated a "remembered" voice or image, and thus would be telling the truth.
To add to what Virginia Voter said just above, WHY is Bristol wearing sausage-stuffed sleeves on her jackets? WHY is she always wearing clothes that are too small for her?
ReplyDelete(except during DWTS, when she kept wearing big coverup sweater vests and jackets in 90 degree LA heat)
The Candies foundation should be investigated by the IRS. It is supposedly a "charity" but I just read that Bristles makes over $250,000 as the Abstinence Ambassador" Tjhis while the actual unwed mothers who are in need of help were given a paltry $35,000. What a farce. She has been sleeping with one guy after another, and claiming that she will remain abstinent until she gets married!! Bristles, you should wise up, why should these guys buy the COW (you) when they all get the milk for free??
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 9:17 AM said: "I hope so many people from our antipalin blogs obey the rules and gt right up to the Palin duos unedumacated faces and tell them we know they are lying hoaxing grifters. Can you just imagine how they would squirm like cockroaches on fly paper??"
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping some buxom grandma pulls a Baggie out of her bra and scatters a quart or so of purple glitter all over both Grandma Grizzly and her Cub, like Gingrich and Pawlenty were treated to.
And Alaskans are tiring of her inability to tell the truth.
ReplyDeleteLatest example: Purported jury duty. Either she has been (1) called for 30 days, (2) has not been, or (3) requested an extension like many Alaskans. If #1, she shouldn't be out of state and is breaking the law by not be available for jury duty if called. If #2, she is lying. If #3, she lied about having to postposne the bus tour to the Heartland- so she is going again.
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/where-will-former-alaska-gov-sarah-palin-be-tuesday
Where will former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin be Tuesday?
The producer of the docu-drama "The Undefeated,'' a glowing tribute to Palin's rise to the post of governor of the 49th state and Republican candidate for vice-president, has said she will be in Iowa for the movie's first public showing.
Iowa, of course, is a key primary state for anyone thinking about running for President of the United States.
The biggest celebrity from Wasilla hasn't said she wants to be POTUS, but she has said that if there's no else quite up the job she maybe could be talked into it.
So it's possible Palin would like to be in Iowa for "The Undefeated" shindig, and has in fact said she would be there, but it turns out there might be a problem. When Palin abandoned a national bus tour earlier this month, she said it was because she had to beat it back home to the Matanuska-Susitna Valley for jury duty. The jury gig was a no-show for days.
Palin's local court, which is in Palmer, didn't call anyone to jury duty for days. But on Monday evening everything changed. There was this on the telephone recording for those on the jury duty call list:
"To all June service petit jurors for service numbers 201 through 400, again for Service 201 thorugh 400, your services will be needed at 8:15 (a.m.) on Tuesday, June 28.''
Is Palin in the 201 through 400 group that is supposed to report for jury duty Tuesday? Only a select few know. The Alaska Court System has said jury call lists are confidential, though there are some lawyers familiar with Alaska public records law who question that. There is, they note, no clear law declaring those records confidential, but barring someone suing to see the records -- and winning -- they are confidential for now.
So, maybe Palin -- who seemed very concerned about doing her public duty and appearing for jury duty -- isn't in service group 201 through 400. Then again, maybe she is. What would happen then? Well, a judge could issue a bench warrant for arrest to bring her in for jury duty just like every other Alaska citizen who is called but doesn't show. Then again, it is possible she got here jury service rescheduled for a later date, as many do, so she could legally be in Iowa for the shindig.
But then the question would be: Why didn't she just do that so she could continue the family road trip in the bus?
It looks like someone let RAM out from under the bus.
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Is it really sad that I am looking forward to seeing what fugtastic getup Sarah breaks out for the film "premiere"? Apparently I am captivated by bad taste.
ReplyDeleteOh man! RAM sighting...at the premiere!!
ReplyDeleteHey folks, get up and haul your arses on out to MOA tomorrow bright and early!! This will surely be a show the likes of what you ain't never seen befaw! Heard there'll be a band there, and as soon as Scary and Brisdull emerge and make their grand entrance onto the stage, the band will start playing "Roll Out the Barrel"!! Don't miss it for anything!! Buy lotsa of books - Scary said it will be a good investment - you can sell the autographed books on e-bay later and make a fortune!! Whoopee!!
ReplyDeleteHey Gryph: check out the Pella pics: it's RAM.
ReplyDeleteShe still has RAM with her (in Iowa, Gryph). I guess all the double duty as Bristol's fairy tale troll here on IM has paid off for Becca. What a joke these people are. My house is bigger than the Pella Opera House.
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Ram is in Iowa with Sarah.
ReplyDeleteI live here in Minneapolis and seriously doubt that there is going to be a huge line or people 'camping' out at 6am for this thing.
ReplyDeletePretty funny that must buy Bristol's book of fiction in order to get Sarah to sign one her books. True grifters.
I watched that USA today video of Bristle (with the sound off of course). She ONLY looks to the left when she is not looking at the interviewer. Once she looks down and to the left. The rest is straight, left, straight, left, straight, left...
ReplyDeleteAnd did people notice RAM in the Pella pics? Maybe she didn't get run over by the bus because she IS a bus. Okay, that was mean, but she's a flippin' bitch.
Also (too), a comment on the Star Tribune article:
ReplyDelete"littlelulu
Jun. 28, 11
1:44 PM
I just finished Bristol Palin's new book and it is amazing and very honest. She discussed her experience on "Dancing With the Stars" and how she and Mark Ballas were treated by the sore losers who were voted off the show, etc. She even discussed the unpleasant and sometimes weird behaviors of Cindy and Meghan McCain. She discussed her son Tripp's father, which reveals how badly she was betrayed, etc. There are a lot more interesting stories in her book. I will not be surprised if a movie is made, based on Bristol Palin's book. It is excellent. I was pleasantly surprised how well written it is."
Littlelulu, huh? ;)
-sprite from minneapolis (can't remember my openid login....)
Those photos from Iowa are incredible.
ReplyDeleteSarah looks anorexic. She looks terrible, at least in that photo.
I think RAM has been eating all of her food. RAM looks like she has gained 100 pounds. So I guess she is still "IN." ROFL
Bristol the Chin? Haven't seen a photo yet but she sounds and looks like a pelican.
Palin looks thin but she also has on her push up booby bra.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't she look presidential? BLCCCH
Michele Bachmann does not dress like Sarah. That is hysterical I do not like Michele BUT she is a beautiful woman with ten times the class of Palin.
A movie based on Bristol's book?
ReplyDeleteROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you friggin kidding me?? What is wrong with these bots. Can we say CUCKOO CUCKOO
LOL...comments are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSomeone posted that she was on Hannity backtracking to China about her wild ride in the woods. So now she says it was her decision to get laid? These Palin girls can't keep the lies straight from one day to the next. She must really be scared she's going to be sued or something for that book, she's talking a lot about it not being rape. I almost wish we didn't have these blogs so the Palins weren't warned and getting ahead of time about what kind of damage control they have to do.
My goodness...all the liposuction in the world still hasn't made a difference..she's still fat..
ReplyDeleteThere are just no words.
ReplyDeleteNo words....
--GypsyGirl
Ok folks, I Am going to the SMELL OF AMERICA tonight to see the wasilla royalty. I have a video camera and you'll hear me yelling
ReplyDeleteheh look its tina fey, that was a great idea someone posted and of course, and it's Jay Leno with her.
I'll post them tomorrow, provided I don't get arrested by the MALL COPS
plus its gonna be a hot one tonight, she'll be sweating like a bitch in heat
heh, MPLS folks, hope we meet up at the MOA, we should have a secret sign like a TONGUE FLICK or something to know who the friendlys are!
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I think we can pick our com-patriots out, we'll be the sane looking ones
hhaha