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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Jimmy Kimmel sends Jake Byrd to cover "The Undefeated."
Bristol would be a multimillionaire if she could of only sold her book to the mall police, to the State police, SWAT teams, bomb sniffing dog teams, snipers, EMT and firemen who were at the mall protecting her.
My first thought, having read Frank Bailey's book, is that the SP signature on his "Milk Dud" box is more authentic that the "signed" wine bottle that was auctioned off for $1,000.
(Yeah, I bet whoever bought that wine is pretty impressed with how easily her administration duped him/her.)
Hey, how much did Pella shell out for that extra security there also too. When these cities start taxing their residents for more police funding they should pull out these videos.
How hilarious Bannon said, Dude she was ONLY the governor of Alaska. LMAO. He is right when your sgtate has a 22 billion dollar surplus there isn;t much you have to do as a gov but show up after your HGTV shows go into rerun.
"slut", "bitch", "hate" - various other celebrities
To be fair, none of them are nice things to hear about yourself and there's not a huge amout of wit on display (though I suspect if these quotes were in context they would all be funnier and more incisive.) However:
"What would make a celebrity, like you saw on screen, so hate someone that they'd seek their destruction, their death, the death of their children?"
Is an overreaction. It's precisely because she hears only what she wants and only answers the questions she believes she's been asked (rather than the ones she has actually been asked) that she's so disliked.
I haven't seen the movie as yet, but I'm sure it's a great film and will be a movingly historical experience of epic proportions. Mrs. P is a beautiful sexy woman who after this film will have her critics begging for mercy and forgiveness, which she will grant them because she's such a great and gracious woman and feminine presence in that great American mould. Hollywood will also come knocking at her door because not only can she act, she also plays the flute very well and at a high level of artistic deliverance and excellence, in addition to knowing how to dribble a basketball, all things that Julia Roberts and other Hollywood females currently in the current spotlight are unable to do or to conceivably achieve in any particular manner in their many attempts over the years. My hope is that this ground breaking flim is viewed by the millions of humanities all over the world because it is a way to unite as humans and recognize our shared values not only as Americans but as humans. My hopes and prayers are with Mrs. P.
I actually find Sarah Palin's own reactions to her critics rather childish. Her use of expressions like "lamestream media", calling people names like "knuckle-dragging Neanderthal", as well as her habit of blaming others for situations in which she comes off badly ("What newspapers do you read" is a trick question? ) do her no favors.
Perhaps if she didn't resort to "I know you are, but what am I" rhetoric and general name-calling, (if this isn't the way children behave, I don't know what is) and instead engaged with both her supporters AND her critics, she would be taken more seriously.
im a life long republican and f'n proud of it. but i see this woman for what she is. a phoney. i bet she is a sweet lady and probaly a good mother. but that hardly qualifies you to be president of the united states. she was thrust upon us in an attemt to steal female votes from obama. they were fishing for women who supported mrs. clinton. she has no grasp on worldly events. just listen to the answers she gives. every time she speaks i feel emerassed for her it is rather uncomfortable to watch. oh i forgot alaska is close to russia. so that qualifies her a foreign policy expert. please just go away and quit distracting americians from the important issues we need to work through.
You know, you Palin haters can scream, cry, whine, and turn blue claiming you're not full of hate, but that doesn't change the fact that you are. On top of that you show your profound ignorance by repeating the same lies about SP ad nauseum.
I'll tell you why you hate Sarah Palin.
You hate her because she stands for everything you are not.
You hate her because she stands for good over evil and right over wrong. You Palin haters don't even know the difference.
You hate her because she didn't abort Trig. You don't understand that, so you hate her for it.
You hate her because she stands for smaller government and more individual freedom.
You Palin haters can barely chew your own food without the "gubermint" telling you how. You hate her because she espouses things that may prevent the "gubermint" from giving you "free stuff".
You hate her because she's stronger than you. You tried to destroy her in AK, and everything you do, and all the lies you make up about her, only make her stronger. You hate her for that.
You hate her because she makes more money than you.
In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate. I use to feel sorry for you people having to live such pathetic, superficial lives, but I don't anymore. Now I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the dredge of humanity.
Michele Bachmann Informs Everyone She Won’t Mud Wrestle Sarah Palin
Okay fine, Michele Bachmann, we will go ahead and picture you and Sarah Palin together not having a big sexytime mud fight, but only because YOU MADE US DO IT. “They want to see two girls come together and have a mud wrestling fight,” Bachmann said of herself and Palin, out of absolutely nowhere. We are not sure why Michele Bachmann is being sexist against herself? Maybe that is just how two professional, adult women resolve disputes in the Bachmann house? We do not (want to) know. But she has now publicly put that nauseating and tragically satisfying image into the world for every commentator to exploit free of recrimination, forever, since PRECEDENT. From Politico:
“They want to see two girls come together and have a mud wrestling fight,” the Minnesota congresswoman said. “And I’m not going to give it to ‘em.”
The first question at a morning rally came from a woman who wanted to know if media reports of divisions between the two tea party darlings are true.
She said she has “great respect” for Palin.
America, we give you Michele Bachmann, the first presidential candidate to express “respect” for another female candidate by talking about fighting her in the mud.
Jake Byrd loves Sarah Palin. So much so that he flew all the way out to Iowa for "Jimmy Kimmel Live" so that he could cover the premiere of "The Undefeated," a documentary about Palin's time as Governor of Alaska.
In general, Iowans seemed generally receptive to Jake's enthusiasm, which is good because if Palin does end up running for president, we think, "I have a heart on for Palin," is about as perfect as a slogan can get.
The Atlantic wire actually mentioned the milk duds lmfao! http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2011/06/thorough-recap-sarah-palins-iowa-movie-premiere/39392/
The comments on here so far are so funny. They must be satire, yes? We hate Sarah because she makes more money than us? How do you know she makes more money than me?? LOL
I need the gubermint telling me what to do? Oh yeah baby that is right. Before I pee, poop or eat or go to sleep, I call up the mayor of my town for permission.
If the person who wrote that is serious, they need psychiatric intervention. If they were joking, then good job :)
Evangelical Girl (Sung to the tune of Tom Petty's "American Girl")
Well she's an Evangelical girl Raised in Waterloo She couldn't stop talkin' 'bout The fact that John Wayne (Gacy) was born there too
After all it is a great big world With lots of people to lie to Yeah, and if she had to keep lyin', she Was gonna go for the top and not the V.P.
Bachmann, so uptight She's a flake, baby Chris Wallace was right She's an Evangelical girl
The lies she tells are out of sight Like she denies getting farm subsidies But she could hear the Tea Party cry At the DC rallies, and they needed a leading queen
And with Palin imploding She just co-opted the new party God it's so painful, the sound of that crazy voice She's still so far out of touch
Bachmann, please don't lie John Quincy Adams Was not a founding guy But she's an Evangelical girl
Anonymous @ 3:57 PM Sarah only has herself to blame for the haters, she puts so much hate speech out in the World that it comes right back to her. It's her fault she hasn't STFU! for the past three years! So the hat id well deserved! Now why don't you STFU! and stop being foolish!
"In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate. I use to feel sorry for you people having to live such pathetic, superficial lives, but I don't anymore. Now I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the dredge of humanity." 3:57 PM
Hey, at least it's a fun change from all that jealousy we previously suffered from.
To anonymous at 3:57: we are not the ones who just said "she WAS only the governor of Alaska" - that came from supposedly her biggest supporter right now, ha . . ha.. Idiot.
You reap what you sow. Doesn't the bible say that?
If you don't understand that, being you have a tiny mind, think karma baby, karma, karma, karma
Sarahee is FULL OF HATE. I have never seen anyone like her. She speaks badly of EVERYONE. And if she is to chicken to do it on her own, she uses Tawd or Bristol to speak out hatefully against the McCains or others.
I think Palinbots are the dredges of humanity because they are so delusional. Only instead of hating them, I feel sorry for them and pray for them because they have no idea how silly they sound. Like your post. Most people think it is humor, do you get that? And that is because you sound like a fool. Get some help. You need a deprogrammer I do believe to help you out of your cult like thinking because you are irrational. The dictionary can explain that word to you hon.
3:51 - VERY WELL DONE and FUNNY - When I see a palinbot use the words "epic proportions" they are truly showing their intelligence. Good satire. If you are serious, God help you.
I thought 3:57 was a satire when I got the end and saw the "dredge" of humanity....but then I thought for a moment and realized it must be real. SP fanatics have so much in common with their false idol.
I live just over an hour from Pella and considered driving there to be a fly on the wall and see for myself what kind of an event it would be, if the turnout would be overinflated when reported. But I didn't go because I didn't want to be included in the body count of spectators supposedly "pro Palin."
After seeing this, I wish I'd gone because I would have been looking for something like this to happen. Wish I could have seen this in person. What a hoot. This is so funny! Even ultra conservative Iowans played along, good to see it.
I knew the comments from Madonna, etc. would probably be the crudest, rudest quotes that Bannon could find for the movie, but I was curious if any of them could be considered "death threats" against her or her family. Nope!
Of course her own conduct and trashy appearance and behavior provoke negative comments.
Sometimes I see rather crude comments on this blog, BUT I do not see anyone calling for physical violence. We just want her held accountable for her constant lies.
If she has LEGITIMATE concerns, she should turn the evidence over to the police, and let them investigate it.
'Scuse me @3:57. Like many here... I'm a mom of three kind and educated children (6 degrees among them). I am also well educated, married 45 years to a man with three graduate degrees, successful and much awarded in my line of work, author, seamstress, gardener, and not bad looking for 60 something or so I've been told. I've never had an abortion and I don't think government ought to be telling women what to do with their own bodies (that would make it "big government" dontcha know, sweetie). I'm a Christian woman who actually believes in living the words of Christ- you know, that turn the other cheek and love your neighbor stuff, and those pesky beatitudes? Why in the world would I want to be like Sarah Palin? I certainly don't hate her (remember that love your enemy stuff); I hate what she's doing to civil discourse in this country.
Anon troll @ 3:57: you can say I hate Sarah Palin for whatever reason, fine. But the ONE reason you CAN NOT say I hate Sarah Palin is for not aborting Trig. I have never said that, I don't believe that.
What I do hate is how Sarah Palin neglects Trig. She claimed him as her child. And as such she should love him, not carry him around like a sack of potatoes, not neglect him, not drag him out day & night in all kinds of weather without proper clothes, shoes, and socks. She is a piss poor mother.
As to the negative comments at the beginning of the film, lets remember this was Palin's People putting on the screen what they though would help Palin. First establish Palin as the victim and you get folks on your/her side right away.
It would be interested to see a tape of her movie with one of her vile statements between each of the celebrity's statements.
3:57 PM OK Ram if this is you, you are suffering greatly from your snub by Sarah in Pella. It really isn't up to even your standards.
LOL, "dredge" of humanity. Only Palin or one of her idolizers could come up with such misuse of the language.
Gryphen IS a dredge. Do you know what a dredge is? It is a device pulled behind boats that is used to clean up waterways, but in the verb form it means to unearth. Gryphen unearths little bits and pieces of Palin misdeeds and lies and provides them for all too see. Good dredging, Gryphen.
In the future, the word you are looking for is probably "dregs" Though I suppose your one of your Blackberrys could have auto-corrected "dregs" to "dredge", I could see that happening very easily.
If not, I recommend that you read. Read everything you can (not Us magazine - real contemporary literature) and get a Thesaurus and use it. It will make your ranting attempts to sound literate more credible.
I think 3:51 is doing a parody. After all the satire on the Sea of Pee website, they are trying to do the same here. Only thing is-we know and C4P is too stupid to get it. Funny stuff!
Wanna see this movie so freakin' bad!!! Gettin' my props ready - ya know, like Rocky Horror - gotta shotgun, a fishin' pole, a flute, some runnin' shoes, my ESPN t-shirt, a hair bumpit, a bus, and a pregnant teenager so far. Waitin' for it to come to my town. Jake Byrd rocks and should come see that movie with my props and me and my first dude. No makin' fun of me now - Imma college grad!
My first thought, having read Frank Bailey's book, is that the SP signature on his "Milk Dud" box is more authentic that the "signed" wine bottle that was auctioned off for $1,000.
*Ahem*
I used to work for a production company for a VERY big star. You would all know the name.
Anyway, many moons ago, as the receptionist, I was assigned the task of signing his autograph to his headshot and sending it out to people who wrote the company (the personal asst. had the other fans).
I felt AWFUL signing this photo for a little boy in the hospital who wrote that he "got through his treatments" watching this star's show on TV.
I made myself feel better knowing that boy THOUGHT he had a personally signed pic from his favorite star.
I bet SP had her peeps do the same.
WHy, Oh, WHY would someone spend the money if they didn't SEE her sign it?
No 3:57 - you are wrong! I don't hate Sarah! I hate ME because she is everything I'm not! I hate ME because I am fat and she is not! I hate ME because she has good hair and I do not! I hate ME because I had an abortion and she did not! I hate ME because she can see Russia from her house and I cannot! I hate ME because I have to check my facts before I speak and she does not! And mostly because she can make millions and I cannot. I am worthless and now I'm going to kill my fat ugly self. And all the rest of you who hate yourselves for not being more Sarah-like should consider it too.
3:57--"In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate."
This is without a doubt the single most stupid thing you people have ever said, and that's saying something. So there are no liberals, independents or progressives with handicapped kids? Only Republicans and Teabaggers bear handicapped children?
You should listen to yourselves sometimes.
PS I worked with severely handicapped children and adults for over 20 years. I am a liberal Democrat. As usual, you have no idea what you're talking about.
@ 3:57 Hey palin panty boy, it's ad nauseam, not ad nauseum - so next time you come here to lecture people, get it right or look like the silly loon you are.
Of course you can't spell Latin - you would vote for a mean, angry, rotten little person with a smaller mind than anyone here has in their little finger. You are a turd on the face of humanity. Sarah Palin is the antichrist.
We shall know them by their fruits.
sarah palin is the anti-christ and you are the person trying to kill christ. I don't know how you sleep at night.
Notice: The strange area at the nose/cheek. The cheek injections have pushed up so far and then stopped and left a strange looking triangular type area.
Now look at pic no. 11. It is a straight on shot and you will notice that the area I point out in the first pic (no. 9) is on the one side but not the other.
I enlarged the pics to look closer. Totally strange as I don't recall her face like this before!!
Me thinks she's had too much butt fat injected and it backfired!!!
You should do a side by side of these pics together with old pics of her to show she had definitely had 'cheek' work done.
About that free stuff: people don't call $arah Palin and her family grifters for no reason. Getting free stuff from the "gubmint" and swindling money from brain-dead supporters is only O.K. if you're a republican.
And also too, Mark Halperin called President Obama a "dick" today, but we don't hear the president whining about it. That's thick skin, asshole.
The best part of the interview with Bannon is he doesn't realize it's a setup for Superfan Jake Byrd. You see as he's walking away his voice doesn't get softer? He's mic'd. LOL.
Funny thing is, the Paylins don't seem the least bit put off by this guy's antics. It must be hard to tell the difference between a paid, over-the-top, comedic performance like Jake Byrd gave, and the usual behavior of some of those rabid, horny Palin-bots! They are used to whipped-up zealots like this!
Jake Byrd kind of reminds me of Bill Murray...at his most "uncomfortable" level of comedy. Brilliant and ballsy. I love him!
Sweet tea all over my monitor and shirt! Oh man, glad that wasn't DP---it woulda burned my sinuses.
Another great one this morning on Joe Scarborough's show. Joe suckers Mark Halperin into finishing his thought and assures him that the 7 sec delay will cover him and Halperin caled the President a "DICK". OOpsie, Halperin, you're the dick without a job, now! hahah
"In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate. I use to feel sorry for you people having to live such pathetic, superficial lives, but I don't anymore. Now I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the DREDGE of humanity."
Uh, Bristol (or is it Willow), you mean "dregs." It's "dregs of humanity." You're welcome.
We know parody when we read it, and there's absolutely no way that there are folks that would write what those 2 or 3 fake trolls wrote in the first few comments.
Come on man, NOBODY is actually THAT stupid to be a Palin panty-sniffer anymore!
I can't even imagine what life would be for someone if they were really that pathetic at critical thinking. Ooooh, that wouldn't be funny at all.
I'm going to give 3:51 the benefit of the doubt and assume that was snark. Julia Roberts can't play the flute or basketball, therefore Sarah is the better actress? Well, she did pull off that 6-week pregnancy stunt. Almost...
OT GRYPHEN - You MUST check out the "Look Inside" feature for Bristol's book at Amazon (if you haven't seen it, of course). It has a professional portrait of Bristol taken at 32 weeks pregnant. It's quite amusing to compare it to Sarah at 32 weeks...the 'nail in the coffin' photo at the Anchorage museum.
Is there anyone who is still insisting Sarah's pregnancy at that stage could be hidden with a girdle? Tripp weighed 7lb 7oz.; Trig would have weighed over 8 lb if he'd gone to term, according to Sarah's story of 6lb 2oz at 35 weeks.
Pretty nervy, these Palins, to put that photo in the book.
O/T but here is a comment from an honest-to-God Cee 4 Pee'er:
"Sarah Palin has star power to equal....or surpass....THE SUN!!!
All this Great North Star needs do is....announce!!
Then stand back.....and be joyous!!
I predict she will raise close to $100,000,000 in the first 72 hours!!! And she could reach $500,000,000 (half a billion!!) in the first 3 months!!!
Look at how people react to her...when she's NOT running!! Bigger crowds than the President got recently. Bigger than everyone. More FB members than all the Repub wannabes combined!! More books sold than anyone else in politics!! SPA, Fox News, The Undefeated!!!
All these millions who voted for HER in 2008 are just waiting for the word, check book or debit card in hand!! I intend to send a MINIMUM of $50 per month, EVERY month, from announcement to election!! And I'm one POOR person...literally!!! Multiply me by millions, with far bigger purses and wallets!!
Fundraising??? Nothing to worry about!!! NOTHING!!!!!
BTW, if you think my prediction of $100,000,000 in 72 hours is insane and unreachable, here's some simple stats:
If 20,000,000 send $5 each, it equals $100 million!! If 10,000,000 send $10 each, it equals $100 million!! If 5,000,000 send $20 each, it equals $100 million!! If 1,000,000 send $100 each, it equals $100 million!!
Do you honestly believe Sarah doesn't have these numbers of people ready to donate those amounts the very moment she announces???"
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Does anybody else think this commenter is punking C4P? Or are they really THAT stupid? (Wait, I know the answer to that question.) I have to hope that somebody over there is jerking some chains.
Hey 3:57 Sarah is the evil one. The way she is the one on the campaign trail trying to stir people up to kill Obama and still runs him down in almost every speech. She hates everyone with a different opinion than hers. Her half wit daughter is just like her. The only word they know is haters. Sarah does not know that you reap what you sew. God will be her judge. I would not want to be in he shoes.
3:57 ... the DREDGE of humanity?? Oh, god, that has to be written by a Palin, probably one who has authored at least one book. (I think you meant DREGS.)
3:51 - I hate Palin because she makes more money than me? You got that about 2% right.
I hate the fact that she charges $100K to spew word salad for causes and politicians she supposedly believes in.
I hate the fact that she suggests blind worshipers like you to fork over $100 of your unemployment checks.
I hate the fact that she suggests you contribute $5000 for each adult in your household.
I hate the fact that she wants you to dontate your family vacation money to pay for her "family vacation".
I hate the fact that people like you payed for travel and excessive security at Bristol's book signing.
I hate the fact that she thinks her SarahPAC charity is more important than the charities you regularly donate to.
Yes, she makes what I make in a year for one appearance. Yet I still live well. I am not jealous of her panhandling skills. She has absolutely no shame.
Do yourself a favor (if it's not too late) and save what money you have left. Sarah won't run unless she gets some big backers, which isn't looking likely.
5:07, I'd rather be one of your kids than Sarah's kids! Let me guess: like my parents, you gave them everything they needed, and made them earn everything they wanted.
Gryphen : That really made me laugh out loud, don't do that often. The part that really got me was when he was talking to the Producer, [My granddaughter run in to see if I was alright] that was hilarious. Then it started up again when I read the post at 3.51. I am all laughed out. Thank you for Gryphen.
OT, but do you know if Fred made his deadline with the publisher? He said his book should be available 6 weeks later. If he's on schedule, by my calculations, his book should be available around 8/12.
I'm going to put on my tin foil hat for a minute, and share this fun fact: Whitey Bulger was captured on 6/22, 51 days after OBL (5/2). 51 days from 6/22 would be 8/12.
If there's a pool going for when SS Palin hits the iceberg, I'd put my money on 8/12.
Go to Palin's Facebook page. About every third comment on her wall is predictably a "plant". You can tell by the wording it has been placed to feed the faithful. However, when you click on the person posting, they have no friends except Palin. The desperation is palpable.
Damn good thing no one decided to rape, murder, rob, arson or commit another violent act in Pella on Tuesday. Good Lord those officers were at Bannon's beck and call shadowing him to make sure no one intruded with his interview. That is ridiculous. Pella is having budget issues. Maybe they need to eliminate some of their police staff, starting with the chief.
Anonymous said... Now I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the dredge of humanity. 3:57 PM ------------------------- Dredge of humanity?! Bwahaha! You are an idiot, just like your goddess.
Actually, I have bottomless contempt for sleazy, lying, unethical Palin, who is also obviously a dreadful mother. I base my opinion of her on what she herself has said and written. Sorry, your entire diatribe is laughable.
Here is a vocabulary lesson for you uneducated dolts: You, Sarah, and the rest of the bots are most definitely the dregs of the electorate.
Wow! 3:57 either is Sarah Palin or a supporter who believes every word she spews.
8:41 PM
It's definitely not Sarah, since she couldn't write a coherent sentence to save her life, but there are plenty of mentally challenged Palinistas sending her their hard earned cash. Which is a really good thing, because there will be a GINORMOUS electric bill coming in on the Arizona Castle any day now, and it looks as if bristol's going to need to have that crappy chin job redone!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hurry up, peebot peons, write those checks!!!
So, are you saying that you love Sarah because: - Sarah left the town of Wasilla in hugh debt, even though the town had little or no debt when Sarah first took mayorship - Sarah had built the useless Road to Nowhere, costing millions of dollars, even though the road went literally, no where - Sarah abused her position of governorship, as found guilty by the ethics committee - Sarah QUIT her position as governor
Or are you saying you love Sarah because: - Sarah goes on Wild Rides after leaking amniotic fluid, ignores hospitals all along her Wild Ride, dismisses her security escort service as part of this Wild Ride and all the while professes "Dear God, don't let anything happen to this precious baby", in order to give birth (to a baby with high-risk health issues) in a hospital that is not equipped to handle even the birth of twins - Sarah clothes herself in food-soiled clothing and wears shoes too big for her feet - Sarah doesn't wash or comb her hair very often - Sarah wears push-up and padded bras yet proclaims herself to be the "rill" deal - Sarah grifts money from adoring fans so that she does not have to do an honest day's work - and Sarah hides behind her children, facebook, twitter, Faux News
Are you saying that you love Sarah because of all the above?
Well maybe you do. But we don't hate her. We just feel disgusted at someone who is so useless.
I actually find Sarah Palin's own reactions to her critics rather childish. Her use of expressions like ..."knuckle-dragging Neanderthal"...do her no favors.
You know, you Palin haters can scream, cry, whine, and turn blue claiming you're not full of hate, but that doesn't change the fact that you are. On top of that you show your profound ignorance by repeating the same lies about SP ad nauseum.
I'll tell you why you hate Sarah Palin.
You hate her because she stands for everything you are not.
You hate her because she stands for good over evil and right over wrong. You Palin haters don't even know the difference.
You hate her because she didn't abort Trig. You don't understand that, so you hate her for it.
You hate her because she stands for smaller government and more individual freedom.
You Palin haters can barely chew your own food without the "gubermint" telling you how. You hate her because she espouses things that may prevent the "gubermint" from giving you "free stuff".
You hate her because she's stronger than you. You tried to destroy her in AK, and everything you do, and all the lies you make up about her, only make her stronger. You hate her for that.
You hate her because she makes more money than you.
In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate. I use to feel sorry for you people having to live such pathetic, superficial lives, but I don't anymore. Now I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the dredge of humanity.
3:57 PM
This is funniest piece of drivel I've read today, hahahahaha. Bless your little troll heart. You should really get some help if you think your little diatribe will upset anyone on this anti-palin blog. See what I did there "anti" not "pro". Run along now and don't forget to take your meds. Good day!
OMG...that's the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!!!!!!! I needed that Gryphen, thanks honey.
ReplyDeleteBristol would be a multimillionaire if she could of only sold her book to the mall police, to the State police, SWAT teams, bomb sniffing dog teams, snipers, EMT and firemen who were at the mall protecting her.
ReplyDeleteJake Byrd must go to every public event that the half term governor has from now on.
ReplyDeleteBill
Jake is effing hysterical. . . . .
ReplyDeleteMy first thought, having read Frank Bailey's book, is that the SP signature on his "Milk Dud" box is more authentic that the "signed" wine bottle that was auctioned off for $1,000.
ReplyDelete(Yeah, I bet whoever bought that wine is pretty impressed with how easily her administration duped him/her.)
That was hysterical! I bet the Palins thought he was a fan.
ReplyDeleteHey, how much did Pella shell out for that extra security there also too. When these cities start taxing their residents for more police funding they should pull out these videos.
ReplyDeleteHow hilarious Bannon said, Dude she was ONLY the governor of Alaska. LMAO. He is right when your sgtate has a 22 billion dollar surplus there isn;t much you have to do as a gov but show up after your HGTV shows go into rerun.
I wondered who the Milk Dud guy was in the first footage from the event. Now we know!
ReplyDelete"a really bad Disney movie" - Matt Damon
ReplyDelete"slutty" - David Letterman
"dumb twat" - Bill Maher
"Sarah fucking Palin" - Madonna
"slut", "bitch", "hate" - various other celebrities
To be fair, none of them are nice things to hear about yourself and there's not a huge amout of wit on display (though I suspect if these quotes were in context they would all be funnier and more incisive.) However:
"What would make a celebrity, like you saw on screen, so hate someone that they'd seek their destruction, their death, the death of their children?"
Is an overreaction. It's precisely because she hears only what she wants and only answers the questions she believes she's been asked (rather than the ones she has actually been asked) that she's so disliked.
I haven't seen the movie as yet, but I'm sure it's a great film and will be a movingly historical experience of epic proportions. Mrs. P is a beautiful sexy woman who after this film will have her critics begging for mercy and forgiveness, which she will grant them because she's such a great and gracious woman and feminine presence in that great American mould. Hollywood will also come knocking at her door because not only can she act, she also plays the flute very well and at a high level of artistic deliverance and excellence, in addition to knowing how to dribble a basketball, all things that Julia Roberts and other Hollywood females currently in the current spotlight are unable to do or to conceivably achieve in any particular manner in their many attempts over the years. My hope is that this ground breaking flim is viewed by the millions of humanities all over the world because it is a way to unite as humans and recognize our shared values not only as Americans but as humans. My hopes and prayers are with Mrs. P.
ReplyDeleteI actually find Sarah Palin's own reactions to her critics rather childish. Her use of expressions like "lamestream media", calling people names like "knuckle-dragging Neanderthal", as well as her habit of blaming others for situations in which she comes off badly ("What newspapers do you read" is a trick question? ) do her no favors.
ReplyDeletePerhaps if she didn't resort to "I know you are, but what am I" rhetoric and general name-calling, (if this isn't the way children behave, I don't know what is) and instead engaged with both her supporters AND her critics, she would be taken more seriously.
im a life long republican and f'n proud of it. but i see this woman for what she is. a phoney. i bet she is a sweet lady and probaly a good mother. but that hardly qualifies you to be president of the united states. she was thrust upon us in an attemt to steal female votes from obama. they were fishing for women who supported mrs. clinton. she has no grasp on worldly events. just listen to the answers she gives. every time she speaks i feel emerassed for her it is rather uncomfortable to watch. oh i forgot alaska is close to russia. so that qualifies her a foreign policy expert. please just go away and quit distracting americians from the important issues we need to work through.
ReplyDeleteYou know, you Palin haters can scream, cry, whine, and turn blue claiming you're not full of hate, but that doesn't change the fact that you are. On top of that you show your profound ignorance by repeating the same lies about SP ad nauseum.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you why you hate Sarah Palin.
You hate her because she stands for everything you are not.
You hate her because she stands for good over evil and right over wrong. You Palin haters don't even know the difference.
You hate her because she didn't abort Trig. You don't understand that, so you hate her for it.
You hate her because she stands for smaller government and more individual freedom.
You Palin haters can barely chew your own food without the "gubermint" telling you how. You hate her because she espouses things that may prevent the "gubermint" from giving you "free stuff".
You hate her because she's stronger than you. You tried to destroy her in AK, and everything you do, and all the lies you make up about her, only make her stronger. You hate her for that.
You hate her because she makes more money than you.
In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate. I use to feel sorry for you people having to live such pathetic, superficial lives, but I don't anymore. Now I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the dredge of humanity.
Michele Bachmann Informs Everyone She Won’t Mud Wrestle Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteOkay fine, Michele Bachmann, we will go ahead and picture you and Sarah Palin together not having a big sexytime mud fight, but only because YOU MADE US DO IT. “They want to see two girls come together and have a mud wrestling fight,” Bachmann said of herself and Palin, out of absolutely nowhere. We are not sure why Michele Bachmann is being sexist against herself? Maybe that is just how two professional, adult women resolve disputes in the Bachmann house? We do not (want to) know. But she has now publicly put that nauseating and tragically satisfying image into the world for every commentator to exploit free of recrimination, forever, since PRECEDENT.
From Politico:
“They want to see two girls come together and have a mud wrestling fight,” the Minnesota congresswoman said. “And I’m not going to give it to ‘em.”
The first question at a morning rally came from a woman who wanted to know if media reports of divisions between the two tea party darlings are true.
She said she has “great respect” for Palin.
America, we give you Michele Bachmann, the first presidential candidate to express “respect” for another female candidate by talking about fighting her in the mud.
http://wonkette.com/448646/
michele-bachmann-informs-everyone-she-will-not-mud-wrestle-sarah-palin
Jake Byrd loves Sarah Palin. So much so that he flew all the way out to Iowa for "Jimmy Kimmel Live" so that he could cover the premiere of "The Undefeated," a documentary about Palin's time as Governor of Alaska.
ReplyDeleteIn general, Iowans seemed generally receptive to Jake's enthusiasm, which is good because if Palin does end up running for president, we think, "I have a heart on for Palin," is about as perfect as a slogan can get.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/30/kimmel-jake-byrd-
palin-movie_n_887684.html
Bristol will soon claim she is a "runner" just like her mom..
ReplyDeleteand running has caused her to gain weight and grow a big ass.
Wish Kimmel could get a good shot of how large her ass is....
but ... but ... "She WAS only the governor of Alaska." - operative word WAS. Bwahahahahhahahaha. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny. Jake Byrd has some real balls. lol
ReplyDeleteOH GOD, another one!
ReplyDeleteRep. McCotter to launch presidential bid on July 2
http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2011/06/30/rep-thaddeus-mccotter-to-announce-run-for-president/
Stephen Colbert's super PAC gets approval
ReplyDeletehttp://content.usatoday.com/
communities/onpolitics/post/
2011/06/stephen-colbert-pac-federal-election-commission-/1
The Atlantic wire actually mentioned the milk duds lmfao! http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2011/06/thorough-recap-sarah-palins-iowa-movie-premiere/39392/
ReplyDeleteTodd the wad will stick forever in my mind!
ReplyDeleteThe comments on here so far are so funny. They must be satire, yes?
ReplyDeleteWe hate Sarah because she makes more money than us? How do you know she makes more money than me?? LOL
I need the gubermint telling me what to do? Oh yeah baby that is right. Before I pee, poop or eat or go to sleep, I call up the mayor of my town for permission.
If the person who wrote that is serious, they need psychiatric intervention. If they were joking, then good job :)
Evangelical Girl
ReplyDelete(Sung to the tune of Tom Petty's "American Girl")
Well she's an Evangelical girl
Raised in Waterloo
She couldn't stop talkin' 'bout
The fact that John Wayne (Gacy) was born there too
After all it is a great big world
With lots of people to lie to
Yeah, and if she had to keep lyin', she
Was gonna go for the top and not the V.P.
Bachmann, so uptight
She's a flake, baby
Chris Wallace was right
She's an Evangelical girl
The lies she tells are out of sight
Like she denies getting farm subsidies
But she could hear the Tea Party cry
At the DC rallies, and they needed a leading queen
And with Palin imploding
She just co-opted the new party
God it's so painful, the sound of that crazy voice
She's still so far out of touch
Bachmann, please don't lie
John Quincy Adams
Was not a founding guy
But she's an Evangelical girl
Anonymous @ 3:57 PM Sarah only has herself to blame for the haters, she puts so much hate speech out in the World that it comes right back to her. It's her fault she hasn't STFU! for the past three years! So the hat id well deserved! Now why don't you STFU! and stop being foolish!
ReplyDeleteIf Jake Byrd would of showed up in Pella, Iowa with a canvas tent and a case of wine coolers maybe he could of had his way with Todd the Wadd.
ReplyDeleteTodd would of dumped Sarah in a heart beat for a piece of ass.
Anonymous at 3:57:
ReplyDeleteIs that you Willow?
"In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate. I use to feel sorry for you people having to live such pathetic, superficial lives, but I don't anymore. Now I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the dredge of humanity." 3:57 PM
ReplyDeleteHey, at least it's a fun change from all that jealousy we previously suffered from.
My new hero!! :).
ReplyDeleteDo ya s'pose Sister Sarah realized she was being made fun of, when he said to forget the presidency, she deserves an Oscar.
ReplyDeleteFunny.
To anonymous at 3:57: we are not the ones who just said "she WAS only the governor of Alaska" - that came from supposedly her biggest supporter right now, ha . . ha.. Idiot.
ReplyDeleteHey 3:57
ReplyDeleteYou reap what you sow. Doesn't the bible say that?
If you don't understand that, being you have a tiny mind, think karma baby, karma, karma, karma
Sarahee is FULL OF HATE. I have never seen anyone like her. She speaks badly of EVERYONE. And if she is to chicken to do it on her own, she uses Tawd or Bristol to speak out hatefully against the McCains or others.
I think Palinbots are the dredges of humanity because they are so delusional. Only instead of hating them, I feel sorry for them and pray for them because they have no idea how silly they sound. Like your post. Most people think it is humor, do you get that? And that is because you sound like a fool. Get some help. You need a deprogrammer I do believe to help you out of your cult like thinking because you are irrational. The dictionary can explain that word to you hon.
3:51 - VERY WELL DONE and FUNNY -
ReplyDeleteWhen I see a palinbot use the words "epic proportions" they are truly showing their intelligence. Good satire. If you are serious, God help you.
I thought 3:57 was a satire when I got the end and saw the "dredge" of humanity....but then I thought for a moment and realized it must be real. SP fanatics have so much in common with their false idol.
ReplyDeleteI live just over an hour from Pella and considered driving there to be a fly on the wall and see for myself what kind of an event it would be, if the turnout would be overinflated when reported. But I didn't go because I didn't want to be included in the body count of spectators supposedly "pro Palin."
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing this, I wish I'd gone because I would have been looking for something like this to happen. Wish I could have seen this in person. What a hoot. This is so funny! Even ultra conservative Iowans played along, good to see it.
That was fcking great !! Watched it 3 times and still funny. Thanks for posting that Gryphen. !!
ReplyDelete3:51 pm
ReplyDeleteIf that isn't snark, then for heaven's sake, get some help.
@3:51 PM,
ReplyDeleteGet your crack-head out of your ass.
Thanks for the information Anon3:47pm.
ReplyDeleteI knew the comments from Madonna, etc. would probably be the crudest, rudest quotes that Bannon could find for the movie, but I was curious if any of them could be considered "death threats" against her or her family. Nope!
Of course her own conduct and trashy appearance and behavior provoke negative comments.
Sometimes I see rather crude comments on this blog, BUT I do not see anyone calling for physical violence. We just want her held accountable for her constant lies.
If she has LEGITIMATE concerns, she should turn the evidence over to the police, and let them investigate it.
'Scuse me @3:57. Like many here... I'm a mom of three kind and educated children (6 degrees among them). I am also well educated, married 45 years to a man with three graduate degrees, successful and much awarded in my line of work, author, seamstress, gardener, and not bad looking for 60 something or so I've been told. I've never had an abortion and I don't think government ought to be telling women what to do with their own bodies (that would make it "big government" dontcha know, sweetie). I'm a Christian woman who actually believes in living the words of Christ- you know, that turn the other cheek and love your neighbor stuff, and those pesky beatitudes? Why in the world would I want to be like Sarah Palin? I certainly don't hate her (remember that love your enemy stuff); I hate what she's doing to civil discourse in this country.
ReplyDelete@3:57 PM
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Um, you're the one who's whining. You can whine and tell us what YOU THINK WE THINK until YOU turn blue in the face. Thanks for the laugh!
OzMud here...
ReplyDeleteOMG the money line is at 3:16-20 "She was JUST the governor of Alaska dude..." What a telling statement!!! Buyer's remorse maybe?
and @Anon 3:51 - I dunno what you're smoking but - mind sharing?
Love it! That's the funniest video ever!
ReplyDeleteHee hee SP, the joke is on you :)
Anon troll @ 3:57: you can say I hate Sarah Palin for whatever reason, fine. But the ONE reason you CAN NOT say I hate Sarah Palin is for not aborting Trig. I have never said that, I don't believe that.
ReplyDeleteWhat I do hate is how Sarah Palin neglects Trig. She claimed him as her child. And as such she should love him, not carry him around like a sack of potatoes, not neglect him, not drag him out day & night in all kinds of weather without proper clothes, shoes, and socks. She is a piss poor mother.
Are we clear? Good.
3:51 PM Just to be sure, that's a joke right?
ReplyDeleteAs to the negative comments at the beginning of the film, lets remember this was Palin's People putting on the screen what they though would help Palin. First establish Palin as the victim and you get folks on your/her side right away.
It would be interested to see a tape of her movie with one of her vile statements between each of the celebrity's statements.
3:57 PM OK Ram if this is you, you are suffering greatly from your snub by Sarah in Pella. It really isn't up to even your standards.
@ 3:57
ReplyDeleteLOL, "dredge" of humanity. Only Palin or one of her idolizers could come up with such misuse of the language.
Gryphen IS a dredge. Do you know what a dredge is? It is a device pulled behind boats that is used to clean up waterways, but in the verb form it means to unearth. Gryphen unearths little bits and pieces of Palin misdeeds and lies and provides them for all too see. Good dredging, Gryphen.
In the future, the word you are looking for is probably "dregs" Though I suppose your one of your Blackberrys could have auto-corrected "dregs" to "dredge", I could see that happening very easily.
If not, I recommend that you read. Read everything you can (not Us magazine - real contemporary literature) and get a Thesaurus and use it. It will make your ranting attempts to sound literate more credible.
That. Was. Funny!!
ReplyDeleteWould we have the "cojones" to ridicule the "Ridiculous" in person?
I think, I would like the opportunity...what say you?
I think 3:51 is doing a parody. After all the satire on the Sea of Pee website, they are trying to do the same here. Only thing is-we know and C4P is too stupid to get it. Funny stuff!
ReplyDeleteWanna see this movie so freakin' bad!!! Gettin' my props ready - ya know, like Rocky Horror - gotta shotgun, a fishin' pole, a flute, some runnin' shoes, my ESPN t-shirt, a hair bumpit, a bus, and a pregnant teenager so far. Waitin' for it to come to my town. Jake Byrd rocks and should come see that movie with my props and me and my first dude. No makin' fun of me now - Imma college grad!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought, having read Frank Bailey's book, is that the SP signature on his "Milk Dud" box is more authentic that the "signed" wine bottle that was auctioned off for $1,000.
ReplyDelete*Ahem*
I used to work for a production company for a VERY big star. You would all know the name.
Anyway, many moons ago, as the receptionist, I was assigned the task of signing his autograph to his headshot and sending it out to people who wrote the company (the personal asst. had the other fans).
I felt AWFUL signing this photo for a little boy in the hospital who wrote that he "got through his treatments" watching this star's show on TV.
I made myself feel better knowing that boy THOUGHT he had a personally signed pic from his favorite star.
I bet SP had her peeps do the same.
WHy, Oh, WHY would someone spend the money if they didn't SEE her sign it?
Grifting... but for Alaska!
(Ooh, campaign slogan 2012!)
Todd. Is. SUCH. A. Schmuck!
ReplyDeleteNo 3:57 - you are wrong! I don't hate Sarah! I hate ME because she is everything I'm not! I hate ME because I am fat and she is not! I hate ME because she has good hair and I do not! I hate ME because I had an abortion and she did not! I hate ME because she can see Russia from her house and I cannot! I hate ME because I have to check my facts before I speak and she does not! And mostly because she can make millions and I cannot. I am worthless and now I'm going to kill my fat ugly self. And all the rest of you who hate yourselves for not being more Sarah-like should consider it too.
ReplyDelete3:57--"In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate."
ReplyDelete------------
Guilty as charged. Deal with it.
"You hate her because she didn't abort Trig"
ReplyDeleteThis is without a doubt the single most stupid thing you people have ever said, and that's saying something. So there are no liberals, independents or progressives with handicapped kids? Only Republicans and Teabaggers bear handicapped children?
You should listen to yourselves sometimes.
PS I worked with severely handicapped children and adults for over 20 years. I am a liberal Democrat. As usual, you have no idea what you're talking about.
@ 3:57 Hey palin panty boy, it's ad nauseam, not ad nauseum - so next time you come here to lecture people, get it right or look like the silly loon you are.
ReplyDeleteOf course you can't spell Latin - you would vote for a mean, angry, rotten little person with a smaller mind than anyone here has in their little finger. You are a turd on the face of humanity. Sarah Palin is the antichrist.
We shall know them by their fruits.
sarah palin is the anti-christ and you are the person trying to kill christ. I don't know how you sleep at night.
Gryphen,
ReplyDeleteTake a look at pic no. 9 of Bristol.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/nAH21M5cR_O/Bristol+Palin+Signs+Copies+Not+Afraid+Life/y4k9PuH7wEJ/Bristol+Palin
Notice: The strange area at the nose/cheek. The cheek injections have pushed up so far and then stopped and left a strange looking triangular type area.
Now look at pic no. 11. It is a straight on shot and you will notice that the area I point out in the first pic (no. 9) is on the one side but not the other.
I enlarged the pics to look closer. Totally strange as I don't recall her face like this before!!
Me thinks she's had too much butt fat injected and it backfired!!!
You should do a side by side of these pics together with old pics of her to show she had definitely had 'cheek' work done.
@3:57 PM,
ReplyDeleteAbout that free stuff: people don't call $arah Palin and her family grifters for no reason. Getting free stuff from the "gubmint" and swindling money from brain-dead supporters is only O.K. if you're a republican.
And also too, Mark Halperin called President Obama a "dick" today, but we don't hear the president whining about it. That's thick skin, asshole.
Brilliant Satire at it's best!
ReplyDeleteI lost it with the "She's the Chipmunks, the squequel" The sexual inuendo not being noticed by the palin sheeple was priceless.
"Milk Duds" cracked me up as well.
A movie premere of epic proportions, with what? two to three hundred people?
So glad to see the idiots proundly show off their stupidity.
I LOVE the palin worhippers chimeing in with their pre-ordered talking points.
Jake Byrd should start his own show!
Who IS this guy? I fuckin' LOVE him! What balls! Or should I say, what Milk Duds!
ReplyDeleteThe best part of the interview with Bannon is he doesn't realize it's a setup for Superfan Jake Byrd. You see as he's walking away his voice doesn't get softer? He's mic'd. LOL.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is, the Paylins don't seem the least bit put off by this guy's antics. It must be hard to tell the difference between a paid, over-the-top, comedic performance like Jake Byrd gave, and the usual behavior of some of those rabid, horny Palin-bots! They are used to whipped-up zealots like this!
ReplyDeleteJake Byrd kind of reminds me of Bill Murray...at his most "uncomfortable" level of comedy. Brilliant and ballsy. I love him!
Todd the Waaaad
ReplyDeleteSweet tea all over my monitor and shirt! Oh man, glad that wasn't DP---it woulda burned my sinuses.
Another great one this morning on Joe Scarborough's show. Joe suckers
Mark Halperin into finishing his thought and assures him that the 7 sec delay will cover him and Halperin caled the President a "DICK".
OOpsie, Halperin, you're the dick without a job, now! hahah
Todd and GrannyGrifter
ReplyDeleteyou've been punked!!!
3:57 pm
ReplyDelete"In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate. I use to feel sorry for you people having to live such pathetic, superficial lives, but I don't anymore. Now I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the DREDGE of humanity."
Uh, Bristol (or is it Willow), you mean "dregs." It's "dregs of humanity." You're welcome.
She's my slum dog millionaire! Priceless!
ReplyDeleteI have a heart on for Jake Byrd! <3
Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Thank you Gryph.
ReplyDelete-Colleen
Gryph,
ReplyDeleteCut it out with the fake bots!
We know parody when we read it, and there's absolutely no way that there are folks that would write what those 2 or 3 fake trolls wrote in the first few comments.
Come on man, NOBODY is actually THAT stupid to be a Palin panty-sniffer anymore!
I can't even imagine what life would be for someone if they were really that pathetic at critical thinking. Ooooh, that wouldn't be funny at all.
I'm going to give 3:51 the benefit of the doubt and assume that was snark. Julia Roberts can't play the flute or basketball, therefore Sarah is the better actress? Well, she did pull off that 6-week pregnancy stunt. Almost...
ReplyDeleteOT GRYPHEN - You MUST check out the "Look Inside" feature for Bristol's book at Amazon (if you haven't seen it, of course). It has a professional portrait of Bristol taken at 32 weeks pregnant. It's quite amusing to compare it to Sarah at 32 weeks...the 'nail in the coffin' photo at the Anchorage museum.
ReplyDeleteIs there anyone who is still insisting Sarah's pregnancy at that stage could be hidden with a girdle? Tripp weighed 7lb 7oz.; Trig would have weighed over 8 lb if he'd gone to term, according to Sarah's story of 6lb 2oz at 35 weeks.
Pretty nervy, these Palins, to put that photo in the book.
O/T but here is a comment from an honest-to-God Cee 4 Pee'er:
ReplyDelete"Sarah Palin has star power to equal....or surpass....THE SUN!!!
All this Great North Star needs do is....announce!!
Then stand back.....and be joyous!!
I predict she will raise close to $100,000,000 in the first 72 hours!!!
And she could reach $500,000,000 (half a billion!!) in the first 3 months!!!
Look at how people react to her...when she's NOT running!!
Bigger crowds than the President got recently. Bigger than everyone.
More FB members than all the Repub wannabes combined!!
More books sold than anyone else in politics!!
SPA, Fox News, The Undefeated!!!
All these millions who voted for HER in 2008 are just waiting for the word, check book or debit card in hand!!
I intend to send a MINIMUM of $50 per month, EVERY month, from announcement to election!!
And I'm one POOR person...literally!!!
Multiply me by millions, with far bigger purses and wallets!!
Fundraising??? Nothing to worry about!!!
NOTHING!!!!!
BTW, if you think my prediction of $100,000,000 in 72 hours is insane and unreachable, here's some simple stats:
If 20,000,000 send $5 each, it equals $100 million!!
If 10,000,000 send $10 each, it equals $100 million!!
If 5,000,000 send $20 each, it equals $100 million!!
If 1,000,000 send $100 each, it equals $100 million!!
Do you honestly believe Sarah doesn't have these numbers of people ready to donate those amounts the very moment she announces???"
end of comment
Does anybody else think this commenter is punking C4P? Or are they really THAT stupid? (Wait, I know the answer to that question.) I have to hope that somebody over there is jerking some chains.
Hey 3:57 Sarah is the evil one. The way she is the one on the campaign trail trying to stir people up to kill Obama and still runs him down in almost every speech. She hates everyone with a different opinion than hers. Her half wit daughter is just like her. The only word they know is haters. Sarah does not know that you reap what you sew. God will be her judge. I would not want to be in he shoes.
ReplyDelete3:57 ... the DREDGE of humanity?? Oh, god, that has to be written by a Palin, probably one who has authored at least one book. (I think you meant DREGS.)
ReplyDelete3:51 - I hate Palin because she makes more money than me? You got that about 2% right.
ReplyDeleteI hate the fact that she charges $100K to spew word salad for causes and politicians she supposedly believes in.
I hate the fact that she suggests blind worshipers like you to fork over $100 of your unemployment checks.
I hate the fact that she suggests you contribute $5000 for each adult in your household.
I hate the fact that she wants you to dontate your family vacation money to pay for her "family vacation".
I hate the fact that people like you payed for travel and excessive security at Bristol's book signing.
I hate the fact that she thinks her SarahPAC charity is more important than the charities you regularly donate to.
Yes, she makes what I make in a year for one appearance. Yet I still live well. I am not jealous of her panhandling skills. She has absolutely no shame.
Do yourself a favor (if it's not too late) and save what money you have left. Sarah won't run unless she gets some big backers, which isn't looking likely.
The Daily Show opened with the Mark Halperin story!! Hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteI posted much earlier on an earlier blog whether Stewart would use it. I wonder if Keith talks about it too!! Hope so!!!
Stewart's guest tonight is Bill Kristol -- I hope it's a two/fer -- Halperin & Kristol -- go get 'em Jon!!!
5:07, I'd rather be one of your kids than Sarah's kids! Let me guess: like my parents, you gave them everything they needed, and made them earn everything they wanted.
ReplyDeleteGryphen : That really made me laugh out loud, don't do that often.
ReplyDeleteThe part that really got me was when he was talking to the Producer,
[My granddaughter run in to see if I was alright] that was hilarious.
Then it started up again when I read the post at 3.51.
I am all laughed out.
Thank you for Gryphen.
Not surprisingly, Bannon is a self-important jackass.
ReplyDeleteAnon 3:57...Wow, somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!
ReplyDeleteMmmm...ad nauseum, actually.
ReplyDeleteGryphen,
ReplyDeleteOT, but do you know if Fred made his deadline with the publisher? He said his book should be available 6 weeks later. If he's on schedule, by my calculations, his book should be available around 8/12.
I'm going to put on my tin foil hat for a minute, and share this fun fact: Whitey Bulger was captured on 6/22, 51 days after OBL (5/2). 51 days from 6/22 would be 8/12.
If there's a pool going for when SS Palin hits the iceberg, I'd put my money on 8/12.
@3:51
ReplyDeleteYou are certifiable. Please get help. And if you are a Christian, I have to ask: does your bible say not to have idols and to worship no other god?
Again, please get help.
I said 3:51 at 6:55, but meant 3:57. Sorry, 3:51. You were hilarious!
ReplyDeleteDid that sign really say...Palin loves Beaver?
ReplyDeleteWow! 3:57 either is Sarah Palin or a supporter who believes every word she spews.
ReplyDeleteJake gets around, check him out on YouTube:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/results?hl=en&q=Jake+Byrd&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=860&bih=486&wrapid=tlif130949608876710&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=w1
Oh, that was just too funny!! Couldn't her supporters understand that he was mocking them? For that matter, why couldn't SP and Todd understand?
ReplyDelete@3:51, you are hilarious. I especially liked "millions of humanities all over the world..." Well done!
ReplyDeleteGo to Palin's Facebook page. About every third comment on her wall is predictably a "plant". You can tell by the wording it has been placed to feed the faithful. However, when you click on the person posting, they have no friends except Palin. The desperation is palpable.
ReplyDeleteDamn good thing no one decided to rape, murder, rob, arson or commit another violent act in Pella on Tuesday. Good Lord those officers were at Bannon's beck and call shadowing him to make sure no one intruded with his interview. That is ridiculous. Pella is having budget issues. Maybe they need to eliminate some of their police staff, starting with the chief.
ReplyDeleteKeep dreaming fanbot! Sarah Palin doesn't give a rats ass about anyone but herself and that includes her precious "son/prop" Trig.
ReplyDeleteBTW...has anyone seen Trig? I saw Tripp at the book signing with someone else besides Bristol, but no Trig.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteNow I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the dredge of humanity.
3:57 PM
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Dredge of humanity?! Bwahaha! You are an idiot, just like your goddess.
Actually, I have bottomless contempt for sleazy, lying, unethical Palin, who is also obviously a dreadful mother. I base my opinion of her on what she herself has said and written. Sorry, your entire diatribe is laughable.
Here is a vocabulary lesson for you uneducated dolts: You, Sarah, and the rest of the bots are most definitely the dregs of the electorate.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWow! 3:57 either is Sarah Palin or a supporter who believes every word she spews.
8:41 PM
It's definitely not Sarah, since she couldn't write a coherent sentence to save her life, but there are plenty of mentally challenged Palinistas sending her their hard earned cash. Which is a really good thing, because there will be a GINORMOUS electric bill coming in on the Arizona Castle any day now, and it looks as if bristol's going to need to have that crappy chin job redone!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hurry up, peebot peons, write those checks!!!
"All this Great North Star needs do is....announce!!"
ReplyDeleteThe only thing Mediocre North Star in shining on, is her own bank account!!! But thanks for playing!
Anon @ 3:37 am
ReplyDeleteSo, are you saying that you love Sarah because:
- Sarah left the town of Wasilla in hugh debt, even though the town had little or no debt when Sarah first took mayorship
- Sarah had built the useless Road to Nowhere, costing millions of dollars, even though the road went literally, no where
- Sarah abused her position of governorship, as found guilty by the ethics committee
- Sarah QUIT her position as governor
Or are you saying you love Sarah because:
- Sarah goes on Wild Rides after leaking amniotic fluid, ignores hospitals all along her Wild Ride, dismisses her security escort service as part of this Wild Ride and all the while professes "Dear God, don't let anything happen to this precious baby", in order to give birth (to a baby with high-risk health issues) in a hospital that is not equipped to handle even the birth of twins
- Sarah clothes herself in food-soiled clothing and wears shoes too big for her feet
- Sarah doesn't wash or comb her hair very often
- Sarah wears push-up and padded bras yet proclaims herself to be the "rill" deal
- Sarah grifts money from adoring fans so that she does not have to do an honest day's work
- and Sarah hides behind her children, facebook, twitter, Faux News
Are you saying that you love Sarah because of all the above?
Well maybe you do. But we don't hate her. We just feel disgusted at someone who is so useless.
I actually find Sarah Palin's own reactions to her critics rather childish. Her use of expressions like ..."knuckle-dragging Neanderthal"...do her no favors.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Todd? LOL
Too funny!!
ReplyDelete"Kum and Go"
ReplyDelete"Milk Duds"
That pretty much sums up Dairy Gate and every other Palin failin'.
You know, you Palin haters can scream, cry, whine, and turn blue claiming you're not full of hate, but that doesn't change the fact that you are. On top of that you show your profound ignorance by repeating the same lies about SP ad nauseum.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you why you hate Sarah Palin.
You hate her because she stands for everything you are not.
You hate her because she stands for good over evil and right over wrong. You Palin haters don't even know the difference.
You hate her because she didn't abort Trig. You don't understand that, so you hate her for it.
You hate her because she stands for smaller government and more individual freedom.
You Palin haters can barely chew your own food without the "gubermint" telling you how. You hate her because she espouses things that may prevent the "gubermint" from giving you "free stuff".
You hate her because she's stronger than you. You tried to destroy her in AK, and everything you do, and all the lies you make up about her, only make her stronger. You hate her for that.
You hate her because she makes more money than you.
In short, you people are full of hate. You can deny it, scream about it and turn blue in the face, but it doesn't change that fact that you are full of hate. I use to feel sorry for you people having to live such pathetic, superficial lives, but I don't anymore. Now I have nothing but scorn for you Palin haters. You are the dredge of humanity.
3:57 PM
This is funniest piece of drivel I've read today, hahahahaha. Bless your little troll heart. You should really get some help if you think your little diatribe will upset anyone on this anti-palin blog. See what I did there "anti" not "pro". Run along now and don't forget to take your meds. Good day!