Thursday, June 30, 2011

Team Sarah decides to fight back against the negative information coming out about the lack of interest in "The Undefeated" by faking attendance numbers. Ahh, but of course.

Once again courtesy of my spy in Team Sarah, RAM... Becky...some woman whose name I cannot share.



A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

Finally, after years of media lies and distortions, we have an opportunity to help PUSH BACK in a big way with the movie “The Undefeated.”

If YOU live in the 10 cities where The Undefeated is showing and DON’T OWN 5 tickets, why not?  GET 5 TICKETS for the OPENING NIGHT now!

NOW IS SHOW TIME- as you all know, if these 10 cities are not sold out, the media will declare Sarah Palin a “has-been” or a “lost cause.” (I have to admit they have a point here.)

10 Cities, 300 tickets each RIGHT NOW for THE FIRST NIGHT’s SHOW!

Can we, Team Sarah members who SUPPORT Sarah Palin, get 300 people in each of 10 cities (only 3,000 total) to come to the OPENING NIGHT and show just how much we are committed to Sarah Palin and the values that we believe she represents?

Here’s how to help:

PICK YOUR CITY, or the city near you, and BUY 5 TICKETS for opening night.

If you don’t live in one of these cities, use your contacts and ASK THEM directly to help!

If you support Sarah Palin and have been waiting for an opportunity to DO SOMETHING then NOW IS OUR TIME!

THANK YOU ALL for jumping RIGHT IN RIGHT NOW

The Tiny Team Behind The Team

So since nobody can actually find enough people brain damaged enough to waste their precious moments on this earth watching this cinematic moose turd, these idiots have decided to make those Palin-bot rats who have not yet jumped ship, buy FIVE tickets each in order to make it APPEAR that people like it?

Oh yeah, that should fool EVERYBODY!

For those of you who read Frank Bailey's book this tactic is well known. 

Remember how Palin had her supporters sign fawning letters to the editor about her that were written by she and her staff? And how they rigged the newspaper polls to make her seem more popular than she really was?

This is just more of the same. And by the way it really indicates that either Sarah has handed these people her bag of tricks, or that she herself is behind these attempts to salvage her rapidly crumbling reputation.

Personally, I vote for the latter.

91 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:48 PM

    Still waiting for $arahPAC to file their first quarter 2011 report.

    Must not want the info public.

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  2. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Sarah was in her element, chatting to the press when she arrived at the clambake, schmoozing with such luminaries as John Sununu, and watching Piper and Marge playing Hide-the-Rodent with Trig. All was going well until halfway through the evening when Sarah realised that she hadn’t seen Todd since they left the co-op, and wandered off to find him, carrying a plate of food.

    Sandra told me, with what I must say was only the merest hint of embarrassment, that when Sarah threw open the door of the bus, releasing a cloud of amyl nitrate and marijuana smoke that must have made Andrew Sullivan’s nose twitch six states away, Sandra was on top of Todd, stark naked, mid-orgasm and shouting “Ride me like Paul Revere!” at the top of her voice.

    The words “wild, screaming, hair-tearing hissy fit” apparently do not begin to do justice to what then ensued.

    http://www.balloon-juice.com/2011/06/30/bailin-palin-or-why-sarah-palin%e2%80%99s-bus-tour
    -was-cancelled/

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  3. Smells like absolute desperation to me, but then I haven't been hanging around here all that long.

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  4. Anonymous7:50 PM

    The memo didn't list the 10 cities? Are palinbots smart enough to go on the internet and find out what they are?

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  5. Anonymous7:51 PM

    Wonder how she will spin the lack of interest in Bristy's and her book?

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  6. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Can someone get a screen shot of that post at sarahpac? Once the sheeple OBEY, they will take it down and deny that they had to do this.

    bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaa at the "has been."

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  7. Sweet anny7:53 PM

    Never give a sucker an even break.

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  8. Amy R7:54 PM

    Okay, so they each buy 5 tickets so that 300 can be sold. And then none of their friends will buy the tickets from them, they don't even want to take them free, and they can't bribe their friends even with a promise of a dinner out before the movie, so what happens then? Well, it looks like there might be 60 people who actually show up that night to see the moose pucky movie!

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  9. What good will it do them to buy five tickets ($50-$60?) and have an empty theater? Do they think that won't make the evening news? Or are they planning to find four other shady 80s to drag along to be seat fillers?

    You know. If someone offered me a free ticket, I'd probably go as long as they paid for the refreshments. Hmm. Jumbo popcorn, soda, hot dog, candy, ice cream. I think I could manage a $30 concessions tab is I tried.

    Too bad it's not playing in my city. We have AMC theaters but I guess they're too smart to book this turkey.

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  10. Anonymous8:05 PM

    D'Oh!

    Have to sell those tickets!

    Best part of this 'plan'? Anyone stupid enough to participate in this will be giving the tickets to their even dumber friends and family. If the media shows up- what a horror show. Maybe h8trs will buy the tickets and then donate them to the nearest homeless shelter.

    Either way it's getting more expensive to be on this team.

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  11. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Don't those Palinbots realize that if she can't fill a 300 seat theater that NO ONE cares about her and that she is a has been/never was? I hope they do all buy 5 tickets each, those people are too stupid and should not be sending any money to viable candidates, they are just too darn stupid.
    The Grifter Granny must be really trying to rake in $$$ in july, after then even her most loyal idiots should be able to read the writing on the wall.

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  12. Anonymous8:13 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Wonder how she will spin the lack of interest in Bristy's and her book?

    7:51 PM

    ----------------------------------
    Dontcha know, it's ALL the fault of us "libruls", cuz we're the ones that read and we aren't buying Briskets book. So you see, by not buying Brisket's book we are wishing her demise. Got it now? That's how Saree thinks.

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  13. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Maybe Sarah will buy all of the tickets and distribute to her best friends in all of these locations.

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  14. Anonymous8:16 PM

    It sounds like a water filter pyramid scheme.

    Yeah, that's about the right speed for this crowd.

    If you lead 5 people to Millionaire American Jesus he'll bless you 50 times!

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  15. Anonymous8:16 PM

    Don't they see by asking them to skew the numbers they are in trouble already? Same thing happened when the drunkard ho bustol cheated on dwts.

    New Flash palin is washed up, has-been, beyond the expiration date, old news etc.

    All we have to do is just take a pic of the people in the theater (or more likely not in the theater.)

    So flying monkeys spend your money while your millionaire skank sits back and counts the pennies that you gave her already. Are you going to be that hard-up?

    GoL

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  16. krbmjb058:29 PM

    I live close to the Orange, CA showing so I will definitely go down there on 7/15 and take some pics/video for you. It will be rather entertaining. I will also check with the box office after the movie starts to see if it's sold out, and if not how many seats are left in the theater!

    krbmjb05

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  17. Anonymous8:44 PM

    They really post that bullshit? It is confounding to me that people still fall for this act! How gullible can people really be. She really is not better than some hukster selling herself.

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  18. Anonymous8:46 PM

    please tell me this is satire.

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  19. Anonymous8:46 PM

    They really post that bullshit? It is confounding to me that people still fall for this act! How gullible can people really be. She really is not better than some hukster selling herself.

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  20. Anonymous8:47 PM

    I see that Sarah's ethical reform tactics have inspired her palinbots. Anything goes.

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  21. Anonymous8:48 PM

    Are things going that badly for Sarah that she needs fake support? Whatsa matter? Don't the Pee People have five friends who would actually attend the movies? If Sarah needs that pathetic support, then I would like to suggest some more activities:
    1. Send money to Sarah
    2. Send her cheerful cards
    3. Send her flowers
    4. Send her candy, no, maybe crunch wraps and Bailey's
    5. Send more money to Sarah
    6. Buy ten copies of Bristol's boo. Now, Christmas shopping is all finished.
    7. Send more more money to Sarah. As much as she likes flowers and candy, she likes money more more.
    8. Festoon your yard with Red White and Blue decorations for the Fourth of July, along with signs that read "I Love Sarah Palin"
    9. Seriously, she is just in it for the money. She doesn't love you as much as you love her.
    10. Send money.

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  22. Gee, and if that doesn't work, maybe we can park by the side of the highway somewhere and blow our horns.

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  23. ibwilliamsi8:55 PM

    Well, at least they didn't admit she's a "has-been". Oh - never mind...

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  24. Anonymous8:57 PM

    It's always been a pathetic game of smoke & mirrors w/c4p, starting when RAM ran the site. There's never been anything real there. It's a fantasy site filled with Palin Fairy Tale Trolls. It's Candyland--for Senior teabaggers/racists/secessionists/faux Christians.

    Some genius at Bristol's publishing co. should have asked: why would Americans want to buy a book from a Secessionist's Daughter around the 4th of July?
    Answer: They don't.

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  25. Anonymous8:59 PM

    Why do they seek to have dummy supporters? The pitiful thing is they convice themselves Palin has an enormous following but they merely controlled false appearances.

    These supporters are like Palin. Palin never tweets or posts of face book false representaion is unacceptable.

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  26. Anonymous9:03 PM

    SarahPac will ultimately buy all the tickets that aren't sold. The theaters will each have 20 to 50 people each for the first showing.

    If these idyuts can't get 3,000 of her most loyal fans to see HER movie, how in the hell do they think they could get votes in a general election? Absolutely clueless!

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  27. Wolfbitch the Totally Grumpy9:07 PM

    I think it would be interesting AND fun if we were all rich and knew people in any one of those states - we could pack the theatre with libruls and lamestream media types. It'd be like tossing a pack of tigers into a chicken coop.

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  28. Anonymous9:09 PM

    Sounds like advance ticket sales are in the crapper!!

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  29. Anonymous9:09 PM

    8:48PM. You forgot 9) Put a heart on for Sarah!

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  30. Anonymous9:11 PM

    Watch the PAC filing next quarter -- 10 locations setting out payments for tickets!!

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  31. Pursang9:12 PM

    The Tiny Brains of the Tiny Team or so it seems from reading the garbage they put out.

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  32. Anonymous9:15 PM

    In which Sarah gets shunted onto an Alaska Airlines flight to Anchorage with a layover in Seattle

    Sarah was wearing a cheap rip-off of a Dries Van Noten thigh-length coat – you could tell from the poor stitching on the collar and around the cuffs – and she was stuffed in to it fit to bursting, like Chris Christie in a thong. It looked for all the world like she’d swallowed a big square pillow. She was nattering away to a man with a face like a dyspeptic badger, who was wearing ski boots, a shell suit and a leather jacket with a Slayer logo on the back. I assumed this was Todd. He nodded agreement every now and then but didn’t appear to add much else to anything. While she spoke at him, she kept patting at her stomach like the baby was kicking.

    I was a bit concerned about getting on to the plane without her seeing me, but fortunately a nice flight attendant spotted my Balenciaga jacket and my bespoke Dior shoes and took all us old biddies on to the plane first. Always wear your best to the airport. The gays like it and it can be worth an upgrade.

    When Sarah saw that someone was getting on the plane before her, she made a face just like the one that Joan Rivers makes when you tell her there’s no more booze.

    I hid in the middle of the group until we were on the plane, and then hunkered down in my seat right at the front with a strategically positioned newspaper.

    http://sarahproudandtall.com/2011/04/19/in-which-sarah-gets-shunted-onto-an-alaska-airlines-flight-to-anchorage-with-a-
    layover-in-seattle/

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  33. Anonymous9:17 PM

    It’s funny. Even with a large majority of the contestants that day showing clear signs of having been doped with cheap crystal meth – one poor girl absolutely freaking out on stage convinced the doves from her magic act were trying to kill her, another sitting staring at her own feet and blubbering about the “terrible claws” – Sarah still only managed to come third.

    I mean, really, did you see that flute performance? In that cheap lace blouse and the Margaret Thatcher hair cut, she looked like a cut price Detective Mary Beth Lacey without the fashion sense, the comic timing and the ability to shoot a gun properly.

    We gave her Miss Congeniality, of course, because none of us wanted to wake up with a moose head in the bed next to us.

    http://sarahproudandtall.com/2011/03/21/dont-drink-the-chamomile-tea/

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  34. Anonymous9:17 PM

    Palin should be in a cozy room next to Madoff -- Charge her with scamming!!

    We'll be kind. Madoff got 150 years -- we'll just sentence her to 100 years!!

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  35. Enjay in E MT9:19 PM

    It was a really tough decision - but I'm going to skip $arah Palin propaganda movie, the Undefeated and give to the REAL Undefeated $50.00 to President Obama.

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  36. Anonymous9:32 PM

    Happy Canada Day to our Canadian IM posters!!

    Have a July 1st fun & safe day!!

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  37. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Heh heh, Bristol has let the moose out of the bag.

    MOMMY HAS ALREADY MADE UP HER MIND.

    Well Sarah when are you going to let your followers down?

    Bristol screwed up your plans?

    KABOOM!

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  38. Anonymous9:50 PM

    Bwahahaha, Gryph, you HAVE to link to this !
    MIDDLETOWN, OH (FOX19) -

    http://www.fox19.com/story/15009564/b


    Former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, is trash talking one Butler County city.

    In Bristol Palin's new book called "Not Afraid of Life: My Journey so Far" she talks about her 2008 visit to Middletown, more specifically her stay at the Manchester Inn. Palin talks about her horrible stay at the hotel calling it "raggedy and filled with cockroaches."

    "I think it probably hurt some people's feelings and ticked some people off to see someone of their caliber for what that matters, would say something like that," said A.J. Smith, Middletown city council member.

    At the center of Bristol Palin's comments is the historic Manchester Inn. The hotel closed down earlier this year but was a fixture in the community for 89-years. Palin stayed at the hotel during her visit.

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  39. Anonymous9:59 PM

    You are a fucking moron if you pay money to watch a political ad. That goes double if the ad is for Serror Palin.

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  40. Anonymous10:16 PM

    Is this something like voting multiple times for a dancing with the stars contestant or using your coworkers computers to vote for yourself on a website while they are at lunch?

    I think I've heard of such tactics before.

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  41. Anonymous10:18 PM

    I can't believe how delusional the bots are. These people have an emptiness and void in their lives and think that by worshiping Sarah they're lives are somehow more meaningful and complete. I'm just waiting for the day when Sarah is off the radar and goes back to being a nobody that she really is. She has no talents to speak of nor does she have any solutions to the problems we have. She's just a dummy, a puppet of the teabaggers and the AIP.

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  42. Tyroanne10:19 PM

    Wow I do believe Sarah has gotten down on fours with this one... the mental image is rather drastic, but these are drastic times eh Sarah?

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  43. Anonymous10:22 PM

    In football terms, Bristol has clothes lined Sarah.

    MOMMY HAS MADE UP HER MIND.

    Sarah, not going to look good in 6 months when you announce you are not running for POTUS.

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  44. Tyroanne10:23 PM

    Wow I do believe Sarah has gotten down on ALL fours with this one... the mental image is rather drastic, but these are drastic times eh Sarah?

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  45. Those people who know Stuff on Sarah will be kicking themselves that they didn't cash in while someone still cared.

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  46. Anonymous10:44 PM

    It would be sad if it wasn't so funny!

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  47. Anonymous10:56 PM

    Yeah, and a million came to DC to see Beck.

    I want what you're smoking....

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  48. Anonymous11:22 PM

    Where I come from that's called CHEATING, pure and simple.

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  49. Anonymous11:26 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Still waiting for $arahPAC to file their first quarter 2011 report.

    Must not want the info public.

    7:48 PM

    Still cooking the books.

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  50. Anonymous11:32 PM

    "NOW IS SHOW TIME- as you all know, if these 10 cities are not sold out, the media will declare Sarah Palin a 'has-been' or a 'lost cause.'"


    Ha ha ha! That fact was already confirmed at the Mall of America. Even

    Sarah + Barstool + Todd =

    "lost cause."

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  51. Anonymous12:12 AM

    can $carah possibly rub moar pancake batter into her scheming conniving mug ?!? >>> http://politicons.net/first-photos-of-sarah-palin-in-pella-iowa/

    it's also kind'a fun leaving comments there too, way fun watching the mouth breathers pounding out their mis-spelled responses to said comments in all CAPS


    Coomback

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  52. Anonymous12:23 AM

    Wouldn't it be fun to all go and turn it into a Rocky Horror Picture Show? Every time she says "common sense" we could throw pennies, we could all wear bumpits, wave flags, when they show Todd, we could squeak really high-pitched "First Dude", When they show Bristol we could shout "Chinny, chinny, bang, bang." And of course, every time Palin showed up, yell "Screech!" .... or something like that.

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  53. Anonymous1:56 AM

    Anon @7:48
    In non-presidential election years the reports are filed twice a year and not quarterly. The report for the first 6 month of this year are due on July 15th.

    Scorpie

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  54. Anonymous2:11 AM

    Still lazy Sarah..just strut on stage and take the glory...well he!He!Bannon thought he could make back his million,books that don't sell, real americans are on to you Sarah,the looks so plastic, even mastercard and visa are rebelling.Your tiny team will become more tiny because when you live by hate and evil,you will reap the consquences....nothingness.

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  55. Anonymous2:44 AM

    5 tickets. That would be approximately $50. I would love to know who Team Sarah is and if what income bracket they belong to. Not middle class.

    Sorry but $50 here, and $100 there for DVD's and the various requests for SPAC money? These people must be set for life or are blindly spending their kid's future college investment.

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  56. Anonymous2:45 AM

    The Undefeated....DEFEATED....at the box office! Way to go Sarah!

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  57. Anonymous2:49 AM

    Anon. 9:32 - Memorable and safe Canada Day back at you too! Beautiful sunny day so far.

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  58. Anonymous2:50 AM

    Bots save your money. Your Queen doesn't even read or much less listen to any Lame stream Media pieces. Remember, she's got that thick skin, that servant's heart, that never ending Christian spirit, and that can-do spirit. She's a big girl now and at 47 she should be able to stand on her own two feet. Remember her advise to Hilary regarding the press? Yep, keep your money for she won't bat an eye about being called a 'has been'. psttt... and she doesn't even care about you personally only your wallet and connections. Just ask RAM.

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  59. Anonymous2:53 AM

    Exactly what "values" does she represent? I have seen none so far, she is in it for the money. Seeing her shabbily dressed at the premiere in Iowa just disgusted me. Wrinkled shirt, tight jeans, religious belt buckle. All the clothes the RNC bought her, and she wore what looked like cast offs from a rummage sale. How much respect does she have for her followers, that she can not even clean up for them? It would be easier to get 300 people to picket the "movie" except most are too disinterested in her to make the effort.

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  60. Anonymous3:06 AM

    OK - I am a little confused here. Math is not my strong suit, but I think I am "crunching" these numbers correctly.

    If they are "hoping" that Team Sarah can be responsible for 300 ticket sales in each of the opening cities and the way they are going to do that is by having people buy five tickets each ... that's 60 people. (60 x 5 = 300)

    So let's review. Team Sarah is "hoping" to, in basically the ten largest cities in the United States, "find" 60 people (in each city) who either live there or are willing to drive there who will each shell out for five tickets.

    And this is their PLAN?

    How in the sweet Lord Jesus's name do they ever think this woman could be elected to anything?

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  61. abo gato3:14 AM

    Another blogger I love added a consonant to the title and came up with a winner!

    "The UndefeCated"

    Yes, Sarah is full of shit.

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  62. Anonymous3:34 AM

    Desperation is thy name, Sarah Palin!

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  63. Anonymous3:41 AM

    This used to be funny, now it's just plain sad.

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  64. Anonymous3:46 AM

    This is shameless and seems, on the edge of fraudulent. Well, at least, very, very shady. But, of course, not expecting anything less from the master grifter. This would make a great story for the media to cover, I still can't figure out why they don't.
    I can hear scara screaming.......I'm melting.....I'm melting.........

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  65. Anonymous3:58 AM

    With Sarah, the stupid is beginning to stink.


    Isn't it time that the silly fans of Sarah finally realized that she is all about the money, and that her being up on a pedestal was just a campaign fluff job done by McCain and his staff. The fans have been worshipping an idol that was made up in order to win an election for John McCain. Sarah is not the person in the fake resume for VP to McCain. Sarah was and still is just an uneducated no moral compass lying grifter who got lots of favors and jobs offered to her by Alaska people who tried to help her.


    Sarah could not do her previous jobs so there is no way in hell she could be the leader of the free world. Wake up Bots, she is not the queen that you think or believe her to be.

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  66. Anonymous4:14 AM

    All Sarah has to do is buy tickets in all 10 cities through Moviefone. No one has to show.

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  67. Anonymous4:20 AM

    A cesspooler linked this to bots as a good http://minnesotaindependent.com/83445/photo-essay-the-palins-at-the-mall-of-america link to the mall appearance. I do believe someone only looks at pictures cause the comment section...oh yummy.

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  68. Anonymous4:22 AM

    Link this thread to Keith and Steven to use on their show. Maybe a dramatic reading by Shatner too.

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  69. Anonymous4:26 AM

    I am waiting to see if Sarah deducts all expenses for her family and parents travel, hotels, meals, air, etc.

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  70. Cheating.

    Why don't you call it for what it really is, Gryphen? It's cheating, and Sarah Palin is a professional cheater.

    She cheats on every poll and in every other way she can. She is the most dishonest public person America has seen in a long time.

    Her campaign song should be that old classic Bob Kuban hit,"The Cheater," which wisely contains the words "look out for the cheater."

    Notice also that she has a "tiny team." It's tiny, alright, so tiny that it consists of Sarah, and Sarah alone. Everyone else is a servant.

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  71. When you have to SHOUT (all those capitalized words) to get people to help you, the love's just not there.

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  72. Anonymous5:10 AM

    I got an email offering me one free ticket to the movie and encouraging me to take action quickly as they anticipated more takers than tickets. I didn't respond to the email and several days another email marked urgent offering me three free tickets. I did not respond and yesterday I got another email offering me five tickets.

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  73. Anonymous5:45 AM

    Is this really legit? It seems like C4P has been getting punk'd alot recently, this may be another fake one.

    I mean really, it's hard to believe even the 'bots wouldn't realize that if they have to pad out the box office, then their queen isn't as popular as they want to think she is.

    With the kind of media coverage and name recognition she has, if she can't sell out ten screens, there's no way she can win the POTUS.

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  74. Beldar Undeleted Conehead5:46 AM

    Oh, is my face red! I got so caught up reading "BUY 5 TICKETS NOW!!" that I jumped online and ordered them... Now I feel as stoopid as a TeanScreechy bot! The difference is, I've already come to my senses and canceled the order while the bots won't realize they've been had by a gifted grifter for weeks to come...

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  75. Anonymous5:46 AM

    I am close to one of the 10 locations playing this "movie" - at a mega-plex with lots of screens.

    I will probably buy a ticket for the "Harry Potter" movie and then saunter over to the room where the "Oft-Defeated" is being shown and check things out.

    I do think the first day or two this movie opens, Pbots and the curious may provide a decent attendance.. but by day three, four and five..??

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  76. I find interesting that the woman who won a mayor's race and a Gov. race has to have another tiny team.

    Unusual, don't you think, that nobody stays with palin. There is really nobody left from her successful Gov. run.

    It is really pathetic when you have to beg people to by tickets.

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  77. Anonymous6:04 AM

    I think Miss Sarah is between a rock and a hard place, if she does run she doesn't really want the work of being the President,she only wants the celebrity and the easy money of pretending she's running. Staying in the spotlight and dangling that carrot is fun for her.
    And if she doesn't run she has her deranged supporters who will turn on her and the celebrity and money will stop, the ride will be over!

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  78. Teutonic136:16 AM

    Team Sarah reminds me of Baghdad Bob who kept saying that Iraq was winning even as our tanks rolled into Baghdad.

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  79. Anonymous6:17 AM

    OT but LOL:

    Just visited the Sea o' Pee and saw this... a post showing the "six clues" that Sarah is *DEFINITELY* running for POTUS. As the post is worded, there is NO OTHER POSSIBLE REASON for these six items of interest! Yeah! Duh!

    ...Wait, really? Let's take a look, shall we? >:)

    "1 – For what reason would Mrs. Palin insert herself into the 2010 election cycle? Why go out of her way to “endorse” local candidates all over the United States? And mostly TEA Party and grassroots conservative candidates?"

    Me- Because she's a narcissist with delusions of relevance and to generate money for her slush fund? ...I mean PAC?


    "2 – For what reason would Mrs. Palin take her entire family on a “bus tour” of historic sites around the United States? The key here is the BUS. If she wanted to tour these sites, she could easily do it in her family vehicle. Why stir up all the attendant media coverage?"

    Me- "Her entire family?" Were they all wearing Predator invisibility armor? Also, because she's a narcissist with delusions of relevance and to generate money for her slush fund? ...I mean PAC?


    "3 – For what possible reason would Mrs. Palin need a movie about her political career? Remember, she had her staff approach Mr. Bannon about making some “short” segments. It was Mr. Bannon who made the decision to make a 2-hour movie, using his own money. Why didn’t she just say no?"

    Me- If someone said they'd make a movie about you and pay for it themselves, would YOU say no? Also, because she's a narcissist with delusions of relevance and to generate money for her slush fund? ...I mean PAC? (I love you copy/paste!)

    "4 – Why is she supporting this movie with appearances all over the United States? What is the point of traveling all over the U.S., generating press coverage everywhere, and shaking hands and speaking with people, voters, in every locale?"

    Me- She is? Are you sure? It's opening in ten states on the same day, right? I think you need to recheck this one, I think you pulled it entirely out of your colon. Anyway, doesn't Her Heinous have jury duty?


    "5 – Why are there O4P organizations in over 30 states, especially in all of the early primary states? Why didn’t Mrs. Palin just tell these people to stop? Is she that callous, that she would allow these people to waste their time and energy in this manner?"


    Me- I guess we're going to find out SOON, aren't we! LOL


    "6 – Why does Mrs. Palin, a native and proud Alaskan, with a television series to prove it, need a home in Scottsdale, Arizona? Wouldn’t this be a complete jolt to her entire family? Where is Todd Palin going to find work on an oil rig, or pipeline, in Arizona?"

    Me- Wow, that's pretty irrefutable logic there, but what the hell, I'll take a stab at it...

    "Native" Alaskan? She wasn't actually born there, so she's "naturalized" at best. And if you really believe having an opportunistic reality show that she was paid a TON of money to "star" in is proof of ANYTHING, I suggest you check yourself into rehab immediately.

    That's like saying: "Being Bobby Brown" is "proof" that Whitney and Bobby are terrific parents and never, ever use drugs.

    Also, you think Todd needs a job? here's a stunner for ya: multi-millionaires don't have to work if they don't want to. I'm curious to see how much the PAC pays him for "security" and you should be too.

    And of course, there are the persistent rumors that Todd and Sarah are actually divorced, as well as the rumor that Sarah may run for Kyl's soon to be vacated Senate seat. I don't think investing in real estate is conclusive proof of anything.

    SO, there you have it! Irrefutable, air-tight PROOF that $arah *IS* going to run for POTUS!

    LOL

    -Boscoe

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  80. Anonymous7:11 AM

    Enjay in E MT, what a great idea! We can buy the "anti-ticket" and send the money to President Obama's campaign. David Plouffe, are you reading this?

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  81. imnofred7:19 AM

    This is nothing more than a attempt to make it look like the movie is not a total dud and to make her look like she is relevant.

    Asking people to buy numerous tickets reeks of DESPERATION.

    And of course, it's the media's fault.

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  82. Anonymous7:37 AM

    It astonished me that C4P and team Sarah blatantly ask peers to participate in fraud. During DWTS a commented at C4P spoke up that it was unethical and was turned on, ordered to go away for "the ends justify the means". I never read of a large group hailing cheating to win was the way to also a win for SP.

    More disturbing to me is their claims to christianity!

    These bots are intolerant of factual reality. When or if people chose not to watch a movie about Sarah Palin (victim) they are outraged people report facts as if Palin has not been fading out or demonstrated she is not serious.

    These people are control freaks delusional they can control or force upon others Palin is a saint personified.

    Lynne, great idea to pull over and honk if the movie does not fill the theaters!

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  83. Anonymous7:43 AM

    Boscoe 6:17. #4 Hilarious! Love your entire post!

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  84. Anne In DC8:12 AM

    Everything she has done to reinvent or uplift her image has been an epic fail, and this movie with its inappropriate title is only the latest fail. She is a horrible mother, a self-centered sociopath, and an unapologetic ignoramus. She's actually circling the drain and resisting the pull toward her eventual and well-deserved irrelevance.

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  85. Anonymous8:15 AM

    Please,please send this to Olberman,Stewart,Colbert,etc.Please!!

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  86. Anonymous8:57 AM

    Desperation city. Does RAM have to buy ten tickets?

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  87. Anonymous9:54 AM

    Boscoe, you rock. Best post evah!

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  88. Anonymous11:25 AM

    Palin jumped the shark a long time ago.
    The public- right, left and center -is so
    weary of Palin's schtick.
    AMC , Pella , the Mall of America ,
    the publishing houses and FOX News
    are late to reality.
    As is the media.
    Palin last drew respectable crowds in 2009 for
    her first book tour,
    she has never been as popular
    as the media believed her to be ,
    her last positive poll was at the end
    of September 2008 and
    no doubt the paid speeches
    have dried up.
    But, the big nut for the McMansion in Arizona looms,
    including taxes, insurance ,
    upkeep, furniture, lawyer's fees ,etc.
    Plus, lawyer's fees for Thoma v Palin.
    Thus the increasing desperation
    and flop sweat to
    keep the money coming in.
    No political consultant or big donor
    with two brain cells
    is going to ally themselves
    with the SS Palin.
    Her only source of income may come down
    down to Todd's ahem..
    sideline gig ...
    The FOX News poll this week
    put her at 8 %.
    The Suffolk poll in NH had her at...
    drumroll please....4%.
    My conservative friends cannot tolerate her ,
    even more so
    than other political types.
    Perhaps because they felt duped by McCain
    and are disgusted
    with her continuing charade.
    Palin is probably the most
    unpopular woman in America.
    And it's totally self inflicted.
    Her base, as evidenced by the Pella showing ,
    is comprised
    of a few naive senior citizens on fixed incomes.
    And eventually they will tire of supporting her.

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  89. Gryph, your inner spy is ram?
    Is she a double agent or did you throw her to the wolves or are you being facetious?

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  90. Anonymous7:36 PM

    Sounds something close to delivering a baby. Push, Sarah, Push Back Hard... Can't have a fish picker born in the lower 48... lmao.

    Sounds like someone's gonna be retreating, reloading, and scarfing down crunchwrap supremes while her clueless free range organic kids go in the woods and get their virginity snatched, er, yeah, snached sounds about right.

    Keep sending that money, Palin Worshipers! Granny needs you now more than ever!

    The law of diminishing returns has reached critical mass.

    You Are "The Weakest Link" ... Goodbye!

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  91. Pennyspruce1:23 PM

    Very aggressive and disrespectful towards her followerers. This whole thing is pathetic, and reeks of desperation.

    I would say, sad.. but since it's involving Sarah's no good ass, I just smile..

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