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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Palin finally found somebody dumb enough to believe her jury duty story.
Really? Palin starts jury duty tomorrow? How is that possible when there are no jury trials scheduled for tomorrow?
Oops. Did I let the cat out of the bag Sarah?
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Kinda off topic but
ReplyDeleteBristol's book only sold 1479 copies the 1st week, want to bet that SarahPac bought 1000 of those copies?
LOL Gryphen! Coincidentally, I received a summons for jury duty yesterday afternoon. I was allowed to claim an exemption because I have my kids to care for all day. It's a good thing Sarah doesn't have that problem. *wink*
ReplyDelete"Could last a month?"
ReplyDeleteIf she's picked. The right trial could last SIX months and there goes your "summer vacation" right there. IN THEORY.
Of course, we all know Palin would never be picked for jury duty even if there were jury trials tomorrow.
Could we just start mass tweeting "whatever" in response to Palin crap?
Oops. Substitute "jury duty" for "putting out fires in professional and personal life." There. Fixed it.
ReplyDeleteYa know, if she was thinking for running for POTUS, she would have postponed jury duty so she could start campaigning or at least be able to leave Alaska.
ReplyDeleteOh, she did leave Alaska she went to Iowa and Minnesota.
So how can she have jury duty?
Translation - cosmetic surgery planned with a month recuperation. Maybe she wants a chin like Bristles? $carah is looking bedraggled lately, plus she lost her iron (looking at the grey shirt from her "premiere" in Iowa)Todd must be relieved, he will be off the radar for a month. The downside being - no paycheck for YOU, Toad.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this the Scott Conroy that wrote that dumb book, Sarah From Alaska, with Shushanna Walshe? The one that Palin said harrassed Piper as she was walking home from school?
ReplyDeleteWTF is up with these boot lickers? Ugh.
Anyone who thinks that Palin is actually doing jury duty in any way, shape or form needs to be studied by a team of specialists.
Palin believes she is entitled to lie. Worse she is vengeful to those who do not swallow her lies. How long before she broadcasts projecting people are lyin' makin' stuff up, lame, haters, out to destroy her and now kill her children?
ReplyDeleteIf Palin says she is a patriot doing civic duty serving jury duty no one is to present fact or reality.
Is it just me, or does this tweet from Scott Conroy remind anyone of the writings of the Palin Family Fairy Tale Troll?
ReplyDeleteOught to be easy enough to catch her.....in another lie.
ReplyDeletehttp://palmeralaska.net/2009/06/26/walk-around-palmer-pt-1/
Did SarahPAC fly Sarah, Todd, Bristol, Tripp, Cloes, assorted suck up's and babysitters first class or did they go by private plane the last couple days?
When are PAC invoices due, released.
Jury duty and trial schedules are not synced. That's why potential jurors are "on call". Most scheduled trials fold (the case is settled) at the last minute, so it's impossible to schedule jurors in advance. Sorry, SP could be on jury call even if no trials are scheduled. SP is a lying sack-o-schitt, but her claim about being on jury call is possible.
ReplyDeleteWhat does "on the clock mean"?
ReplyDeleteRuh Roh! Huffpo has moved Palin to the Entertainment section.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/29/sarah-palin-movie-hollywood-_n_886740.html?ir=Entertainment
"Sorry, SP could be on jury call even if no trials are scheduled."
ReplyDeleteThe official court site would reflect a block of time, on record for a jury selection. None are posted for today.
No way she has been on jury duty for three weeks either.
Gryphen,
ReplyDeleteDon't have to post this, OT. I was looking around last night and in I think NOV 2009, she starting a 5K charity run and then did not finish. It was posted over at Wonkette. First I have heard of it and was sharing just incase you did not know about it.
Off topic but any thoughts on Quotable Rogue? The author was on Morning Joe defending the subject and Mika was absolutely oozing contempt for the Quitter.
ReplyDeleteMika and Katie were probably sorority sisters in an elitist club that frowns upon banana clips and taco bell.
My guess is she may have gotten a jury summons, but it's probably already over, and is milking it for all it's worth, just like she did with her "two-bull" to get out of her carpool duties.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, "Sarah's going to need her ego stroked again in a month so 'heads up media' for another game of cat and mouse as Sarah pistol whips you and you hunt her down and give her the attention she craves". Playing hard-to-get seems to be a game Sarah likes to play a lot.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be great if she actually got what she claims she wants and the media let her move about with NO coverage whatsoever? But that won't happen as long as she's traveling in a bus announcing her presence and she uses social media to rile up her supporters, now will it? Sarah, if what you're doing is not about you, stop making it about you. Your name should not be used with any promotion or connected to any event. That's what it means to not be about you.
On the previous post, a couple of people discussed the Matt Lewis book that, according to Mr. Lewis, was written to set the record straight on the quotes attributed to Sarah.
ReplyDeleteWell, the name of the book is The Quotable Rogue: The Ideals of Sarah Palin. It came out yesterday.
First, I wasn't aware that Sarah Palin had "ideals." I know she has few "ideas."
You simply have to read the official endorsements on amazon (not reviews - endorsements) from folk such as Rick Perry, Tucker Carlson, Andrew Breitbart and others. From our perspective, it makes for funny reading (unless you are prone to nausea.
Here's the link:
http://tinyurl.com/3hvynxm
Consider yourself well and truly warned. There is deep denial and piles of BS awaiting you on amazon about this book.
Sarah does not want to be forgotten. Therefore she feels that it is important that we know that she won't be gone for long and don't forget her in the meantime. Sort of like a note left on the refrigerator: I'll be back!
ReplyDeleteAlso, love the picture at: http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/
of Bristol looking at the old guy getting his book signed by Sarah like "what about me?".
Another desperate plea is on Free Republic today for Georgians (now seeking Beck and Rush fans, not just VIPs) to attend the FREE screening of Palin's movie tonight in suburban Atlanta. When you can't fill one air conditioned theatre for a free movie and the temperature is in the 90s, you should know the fat lady is singing.
ReplyDeleteHmm is Terence Heath any relation? Maybe she is using her power to get another family member a light sentence
ReplyDelete"Jury duty and trial schedules are not synced. That's why potential jurors are "on call".
ReplyDeleteWhat in the world is the point of questioning all of those people and putting together a jury when there is no trial?
When I've been called for jury duty, the first thing that the judge does is point to the prosecutor and the defendant, give a brief summary of the trial and ask if anyone is unable to serve.
If it's a robbery case, a lawyer may not want to have someone who was a victim of an armed robbery on the jury because they would be prejudiced against the robber, based on their own bad experience.
Often, the jury is put together after several delays and postponements, forcing the lawyers to settle. When they see that they are actually going to have to go to trial, they suddenly reach an agreement.
They usually call far more potential jurors than are needed. If every trial is filled, the extras can be dismissed early. People who have non-refundable travel tickets, an important business appointment or any other good excuse can have their jury duty postponed. Palin would be a distraction to a trial, and both lawyers would not want her on the jury anyway. This is just another piece of Palin Fabrication.
I foresee Granny LuLu pulling some sort of desperate act in order to get back in the limelight after the humiliation at Mall of America. What will it be? When the Palins sit at Applebee's tonight to make fun of us, what will they be plotting?
ReplyDeleteMy guess: a wedding for Willow! Maybe even a church wedding, so that Granny LuLu can sell big photo spreads to Us and People and whoever else pays for wedding photos.
Don't tell me Paylin is being held accountable. However could that happen?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that the movie screenings will not only be free, but include free popcorn, soft drinks, and hot dogs as well.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they will PAY people to view the movie.
O/T I noticed the paid ad on Gryphen's blog used to feature SP "polls" quite often - e.g., "Should Sarah Palin be president?" I haven't seen here there in a long time, now it's mostly places I've done business. Am I reading too much into this?
ReplyDelete5:30am. They may be sisters of a like mind, but not due to mutual dislike of Taco Bell, but in relation to a sound mind and the ability to discern BS from substance.
ReplyDeleteSuperior Court in Alaska - Petite jury duty Obligation lasts a week Monday through Friday. (The list of all jurors from all pools for the following is available late Fridays.) Potential jurors from selected pools call in the night before. If your specific pool number is listed when you call in you are required to show up to the courthouse the following morning. Jury selection is scheduled as part of the trial day and will not appear separately on the docket. If selected as a juror you stay for the length of the trial. Grand jury duty obligation is a very different thing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a month in rehab? She looked terrible in Iowa, dressed like a barfly.
ReplyDeleteAnd Scott Conroy of course is a known Palin devotee/slave who hangs on her every word.
ReplyDeleteI think was dressed up in a RAM costume in Iowa.
O/T but what's with the filthy hair?
ReplyDeleteTwo days in a row, she sports hair so dirty that it causes the viewer to scratch.
AK lawyer said...
ReplyDeleteJury duty and trial schedules are not synced. That's why potential jurors are "on call". Most scheduled trials fold (the case is settled) at the last minute, so it's impossible to schedule jurors in advance. Sorry, SP could be on jury call even if no trials are scheduled. SP is a lying sack-o-schitt, but her claim about being on jury call is possible.
4:56 AM
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I understand the "call-in", but what happens if they tell her to come on down to the courthouse. Even if no atty would pick her, doesn't she have to be available?
So let me get this straight. If as Conroy says Palin is theoretically on jury duty for the next 30 days, then that means that THEORETICALLY she was not on jury duty for June and that THEORETICALLY she could have continued her bus tour and that THEORETICALLY she was lying.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin, also too.
You betcha.
LIAR, LIAR, hey Sarah your Rotten Pussies on fire.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that is SUCH bullshit. I'm a lawyer. There is no court in the country that would start a new session on the Friday of the July 4 holiday. Courts do virtually nothing on ANY Friday.
ReplyDeleteWhat a ridiculous liar! It continually amazes me that she lies about so many things that are easily disproven.
Aren't mothers of small children exempt from jury duty? Isn't the only thing that a mother has to do if called for jury duty is call in and say "I've got a child/children under such-and-such an age" and poof, that's it, no more obligation to show up? I don't know how old Piper is now but there's also TriG - I would think Sarah would be exempt because everybody IN THE ENTIRE WORLD knows what a devoted mother she is don'tcha know. I would also think that a Blackberry-addiction would be an automatic exemption.
ReplyDeleteSharon1943
"O/T I noticed the paid ad on Gryphen's blog used to feature SP "polls" quite often - e.g., "Should Sarah Palin be president?" I haven't seen here there in a long time, now it's mostly places I've done business. Am I reading too much into this?"
ReplyDeleteSame things happening for me... it may be a sign of NO MONEY left at the PAC. My guess is that they're running on fumes.
re: The Quotable Rogue: The Ideals of Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteComplete and utter BULL!!
ANYONE who has EVER had the unfortunate idea to ATTEMPT to write out Granny's mangled word salads KNOWS it is nearly IMPOSSIBLE to do!
The woman CHANGES her ENTIRE point MID-SENTENCE! So you don't know if her dangling participles are referring to what she ATTEMPTED to say before or after.
But she does NOT complete Thoughts!
She throws out as many catch phrases as is humanly possible-
-- and she EXPECTS YOU to make the argument in YOUR own HEAD for her!
Like, hmm, did she answer the question? It sounded good, did she answer it? I don't want to look stupid, so I'm not gonna follow up...
Moving on...
Tell us about Todd...**groan**
So, her 'jury duty' starts tomorrow, the day before the long holiday weekend?
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOKAY. Happy 4th of July, Grifter!
i only recently started reading the comments sections on C4P. check out the post about 6 reasons sp is running for president. those people are delusional.
ReplyDeleteis this what $P is also doing?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/06/30/990130/-Johnsons-$10-million-deferred-pay-andtheIRS?
I wonder if that 'she will be on jury duty for a month' is just a hint that $carah needs to go into re-hab for a month after this abysmal showing of support for her and her mini-me at the MOA.
ReplyDeleteMy guess: a wedding for Willow! Maybe even a church wedding, so that Granny LuLu can sell big photo spreads to Us and People and whoever else pays for wedding photos.
ReplyDelete6:32 AM
Track's wedding is being planned, doncha' know. They've been seen with a baby already.
Grand Jury Duty?
ReplyDeleteThe kind where one answers the questions?
As in ' Just to be clear Ms. Heath; despite your previous testimony where you stated "that never happened that, also, too, I can remember not forgetting" that actually happened on at least six occasions didn't it?'?
And 'Is it your testimony now that the remembering began after the deleted emails and destroyed documents were introduced as states numbers 73 through 599?'?
Anon 7:57 : About Sarah's lying, that is the one personality trait she has that I find fascinating for some reason from a psychological point of view. I have never ever seen anyone lie so frequently and with a big smile on their face. To me, that is really the sign of a sociopath. I wonder if she even knows she is lying. It is unbelievable how much she lies. And she obviously has taught her daughter to lie. So Christian isn't it? I do not understand how her fans justify this to themselves.
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:36 am
ReplyDelete-that is Bristol's baby with Track & Britta. good timing?
Sarah would have to go in for surgery before she could serve..blackberry removal and lying mouth disease.
ReplyDelete6:20 a.m.--Plus, Georgia is a seriously RED state. I lived there for 7 years. IIRC, Atlanta, Athens, and Savannah were the only parts of GA that voted blue in 2008. Atlanta is surrounded by conservative enclaves, and it has some of those good old Southern mega-churches too. This ought to be even more of a Palin-friendly venue than Pella, IA. If they're having trouble filling one theater in suburban Atlanta for one free screening, she's lost her base.
ReplyDeleteupdate on alaska dispatch:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/sarah-palin-no-jury-duty-june
"Palin's on the clock"
ReplyDeletewhat is this guy talking about? What, exactly, is a jury duty clock? Does he mean on the docket for jury duty?
Or, great spellers that they are, did he mis spell another word that's close to "clock". Someone's either lieing or trying real hard to convince the judge to let her go on jury duty, to escape the epic fail of her film debut and the mall of america circus side show?
Anon said"I foresee Granny LuLu pulling some sort of desperate act in order to get back in the limelight after the humiliation at Mall of America. What will it be?"
ReplyDeleteCue Sarah shrieking about evil stalker eeeelitist librul big city athiest blood libel muslim lamestream media blogger hollywood freedom haters wanting to rape
(her / her daughters / Todd)....