Realizing that their members are already starting to die off, the Teabaggers are now trying to indoctrinate children.



What imagine one of the camp counselors will look like.

 From the "You can't make this crap up" file comes this report from Tampa Bay.com which describes a Tea Party summer camp for children.

Organized by conservative writer Jeff Lukens and staffed by volunteers from the 912 Project, Tampa Liberty School will meet every morning July 11-15 in borrowed space at the Paideia Christian school in Temple Terrace.

"We want to impart to our children what our nation is about, and what they may or may not be told," Lukens said.

He said he was not familiar with public school curriculum, but, "I do know they have a lot of political correctness. We are a faithful people, and when you talk about natural law, you have to talk about God. When you take that out of the discussion, you miss the whole thing."

One example at Liberty: Children will win hard, wrapped candies to use as currency for a store, symbolizing the gold standard. On the second day, the "banker" will issue paper money instead. Over time, students will realize their paper money buys less and less, while the candies retain their value.
"Some of the kids will fall for it," Lukens said. "Others kids will wise up."

Another example: Starting in an austere room where they are made to sit quietly, symbolizing Europe, the children will pass through an obstacle course to arrive at a brightly decorated party room (the New World).

Red-white-and-blue confetti will be thrown. But afterward the kids will have to clean up the confetti, learning that with freedom comes responsibility.

Seriously, WTF?

Gee, and all we did in the summer camp I went to was practice archery, ride horses, and go canoeing.

THAT must be why I turned out to be the liberal fascist socialist I am today. Thanks Mom!

But you know it MIGHT not be all bad. 

For instance the counselors might help the kids to brush up on their spelling.

Or they might play dress up with them.

Or provide instruction on racism in America that would be second to none.

Okay all kidding aside, anybody who actually sends their children to this camp, should be forced to attend their OWN summer camp called "Fox News has been lying to you for the last fifteen years." And then have their children taken away and placed in foster care with gay couples who work in health care, for the school district, or for the government.