Courtesy of the delightfully named blog, I Tried Being Tasteful:
We didn’t attend the big event which kicked off at 6 pm because we had the grandkids here and because we really didn’t give a hoot. However we did end up at Walmart later in the evening after our weekly pilgrimage to McDonald’s.
When my husband was checking out at Walmart he went to the express checkout that happened to be right next to the area where Ms. Palin had been holding court.
The checker had been there the whole time and said that Bristol had left after only 20 mins. to a half hour of signing. There was even a point where there was no one waiting, so she graciously (to her credit) went around and introduced herself to the employees in the area.
In the grand tradition of her Mama Grizzly, she’d brought little Tripp (have I got the name right? With all the Tripps, Tracks, Trigs, etc., it’s hard to keep up) along for added value. No Sarah, though.
What kind of a country is this, where a hateful, over privileged, young "single mother" cannot attempt to destroy the reputation of her baby's father by essentially accusing him of date rape and then get paid millions of dollars for it? I thought this was America!
And this happened in TEXAS! Where else in the WHOLE world could Bristol Palin hope to be more welcomed than in Texas?
(P.S. Please visit the link to the blog that printed this story. I am sure you agree they deserve some IM love for this awesome post!)
What IS with the scarves? Gryph, there's a story there . . .
ReplyDeleteWow! Bristol looks horrible. Her face is Fucked Up.
ReplyDeleteThat's a picture of Bristol??? OMG.
ReplyDeleteGod, is that really her face? When was that photo taken? Did she also get her lips plumped up? Gross!
ReplyDeleteThat face and that was after she was seen after the chin implants and lipo. She looks like hell and has bulges on the side of her chin/neck. Reminds me of some ugly ass pictures of Lisa Presley. Of course now Bristol looks like Octomom.
ReplyDeleteWhat a horrid photo of Bristol. Wonder if she is FINALLY getting it that people are not interested in her or er idiotic book?
ReplyDeleteDamn, I bet handsome Levi looks at her now and thinks WTF, you mean I screwed that thing? Please say I was stoned.
ReplyDeletedoes the scarf cover more neck surgery? That was her Haiti trick when she had work done.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine any normal person who'd waste 1 second or 1 dollar to see this dimwit! She is a nobody who's mother has connections that buy her attention to blab about her boring, pitiful life. Make this family go away, they've posioned our culture enough already!
ReplyDeleteBristol's excuse seems to be that she wouldn't have had sex with Levi if she wasn't so drunk. There are a couple of messages here that should also be discussed:
ReplyDelete1. There is no good excuse for underage drinking, especially to the point where Bristol was so drunk that she passed out.
2. This is one heck of a message to leave for her child. Even though the camping story does not correspond to Tripip's conception, he'll wonder if his mother was so drunk that she didn't know what she was doing, and surprise, there he was.
3. Bristol should stop bashing Levi. As long as Levi thinks that he is Tripp's father, Tripp deserves to think that he had two parents who loved him and wanted him, not to mention grandparents and a bunch of aunts and uncles.
4. There are single teen moms on MTV who are cashing in on their "mistakes." Their pictures appear on the tabloid magazine covers at the supermarket checkout. Is that really the image that Bristol is going for? There isn't enough money in the world for most parents to sell their lives and the lives of their children so publicly.
5. Bristol has not had to overcome much adversity in her life. She hasn't known food stamps, being harassed on the job but needing that job so badly in order to feed her kid, going to school while juggling a job and the demands of motherhood, worrying about the bad neighborhood because it's the only place where she can afford to rent an apartment, having a child with a life threatening disease. Her story is not remarkable.
6. Bristol's book is just another outlet for Sarah's petty insults.
instead of abstinence, she could be the spokesperson for awful plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteOK, some days I just can't seem to pull myself away from all the BG sites.. this is one of those days.. but I do have to go to work... thanks for all the updates.. It is unbelievable how this is all playing out.. I think Palin is down.. I think this UK scandal is the final straw for all that is wrong.. and the truth is on the way.. maybe? Thanks for your hard work.. I bet you are smiling today, along with a lot of us.. YEAH !!
ReplyDeleteBri$tol's "book" is currently at 1,924 on Amazon.
ReplyDeleteLife outside the bubble must not be fun. It isn't awesome when you aren't surrounded by guaranteed spanx-kissers eh Gristle?
ReplyDeleteBut it sure sounds like Bristol the Pistol made lemonade out of lemons by being all hard workin folksy and down to earth and puttin family and God on her side and whatnot and a brave unafraid jaw realigned face forward for the staff at Walsmart.
That photo makes Bristol look like she's trying to vacuum the photographer's face up with her lips . . . .
ReplyDeleteAlso; bad, bad, bad signing at the Wal-Mart.
When is Casey Anthony's brave memoir coming out talking about being a hard ass worker being scared and put-off by having put-out and bring a mistake into the world and have young unwed motherhood get in the way of her life and depending on family to pick up the slack and whatnot?
ReplyDeleteDoes Casey get the next Candies Foundation Abstinence contract since she knows the consequences of having a baby so young and without a husband?
I'm from Texas, and I know lots of young women who got drunk, spread their legs, got pregnant and voila: single mommy. See no reason they can't write a book and get rich. Lots of them are better lookin', that's for damn sure.
ReplyDeletePoor Brisket,
ReplyDeleteI live within a hrs drive but since I had my grandkiddos I didn't bother driving over. I really thought Brisket's chin might scare them and give them nightmares.
But I did have a last minute BBQ yesterday and more people showed up on short notice than showed for Briskets Chin to sign their books.
Maybe Brisket can start handing out free ribs to get people to show up.
eewww...Like Snooki....without the cones.
ReplyDeleteBristol... I drove all the way from Baton Rouge to get my book signed.. and when I got to Walmart... you had already left.
ReplyDeleteNext time.. please stay, even if nobody is there.
I am returning the book...
How apt that she was signing at WALMART...
ReplyDelete(Didn't know that Fredricksburg HAD a Walmart - I drove through that town a couple of times, even walked there once in the middle of summer, when someone told me the postoffice was just a 'couple of blocks' up the road from the restaurant I had had a delightful lunch - turned out to be about 10 blocks away. In scorching heat. And back! One lovely resident saved my hide (literally!) by letting me use some of her sunscreen and gave me some water...)
Is it winter in Texas? I visited the blog reporting this and Bristol looks as if she is dressed for winter.
ReplyDeletebri$thole, the pistol! She does realize that she looks like a freak? no?
ReplyDeleteG-man, there are Democrats, Independents and liberals (and true Christians) here in Texas. Trust me, not Texan is a right-wing Perry-nut. Even my Republican mom voted for Obama.
ReplyDeleteDear Lord. That face epitomizes where the Palin-Heath klan has landed in their greedy, illegitimate quest for position and power. Sarah Palin is mentally unbalanced and the other spineless adults in that family haven't stepped up to protect the kids. Willow, take note and save yourself and Piper. Maybe when you are older you can do the same for the boys.
ReplyDeleteGood god! What did that unfortunate idiot do to her face???
ReplyDeleteBristol getting Botox injections now too? Yuck!
ReplyDeleteMaybe if she called her tour: Slut on Parade all the horn dogs would show up...just to drool! LOL
ReplyDeletePlease, her book is bullshit, filled with lies, and written by someone else. Wow! Just like Mama chillbilly. Trash begets trash. And then said trash gets idiots to write books for them since their own command of the English language is seriously lacking.
This family is a plague on the USA...like a swarm of grasshoppers. Bristol is an example of EVERYTHING A YOUNG GIRL/WOMAN SHOULD never do. And if a young woman does follow in Brisdull's tracks by getting PG I hope to gawd she's smart enough to never complete the trail Brisdull has left for all young women.
Will someone please tell Bristol the scarf/layered look was over two years ago. Unless, of course, she's covering up hickeys.
ReplyDeleteG,
ReplyDeleteO/T, but did you see this, concerns The office of Rep. Paul Gosar, an Arizona Republican, confirmed Friday night that a caseworker in a district office had resigned due to inappropriate tweeting. what The Hill called “a series of violent and explicit messages.”
The staffer, Blake Schritter, tweeted from his personal account: “I can’t believe how unprofessional liberal professors can be. I’m sitting here, cleaning my gun, thinking…this is a classroom!!!”
Gosar’s deputy chief of staff, Tom Van Flein, would only say: “Today we accepted the resignation of a staff member that made a mistake.”
Who said what about that? Thomas Van Flea? Where have we heard that name before, hmmmm?
http://dailycaller.com/2011/07/09/congressional-staffer-resigns-after-sending-inappropriate-tweets/
Robert in MD
Are you sure Sarah hasn't substituted another girl for Bristol? Is there a "Tale of Two Bristols" post in the works yet?
ReplyDeleteOK, is that a true pick. I despise Bristol as much as the rest of you, but aren't those Lisa Rina's lips? Photoshopped?
ReplyDeleteThe Palins are like posing roadside panhandlers who at the end of their time asking for money sneak into an adjoining parking lot and drive away in a new Escalade or Corvette. Yep, real Christians they are.
ReplyDeletelol I just posted this very same link in the customer discussion section on Amazon.
ReplyDelete"Did You Make It To The Book Signing Yet?"
I started the discussion to keep track of what people say that actually saw her at a book signing.
-C
And hit Wonkette while you're at it.
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/449011/small-town-texas-walmart-finds-time-to-host-bristol-palin-book-signing
9:14:
ReplyDeleteSometimes a scarf is a scarf is a scarf.
Bristol is wearing the mother of all scarves to hide the mother of all necks.
WTF happenend to Bristol's face?
ReplyDeleteBristol has become a two bagger!
What's a two bagger you ask?
Well when you are screwing Bristol you have to put two bags over her head. You need the extra bag in case the first bag falls off.
And as for the picture of Bristol, she's quite pretty actually. The still is taken at a time when she had an unusual expression. Don't discredit yourselves by trying to say that she looks bad because it's just not true. The bad in Bristol is beneath the skin, as it is with her mother.
ReplyDeleteBristle looks like an old "Madam" in that picture, at least 50 years old. Anyone doing something atrocious like that so their face has mental problems, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteSo, according to the publisher's website -- the last book signing that has been planned will be today.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.harpercollins.com/Author/Tour.aspx?authorID=38246
Could the scarf just be a way to make her look like she's really from Alaska by drumming up the mental image that many people have that it's cold there all the time? Or did Bristol have some more work done on her face and develop a few lumps like the ones that showed on her mom's face?
The scarf is to hide the hickies on her neck which she obtained while practicing abstinance.
ReplyDeleteTHEY LET THAT THING INTO WAL-MART?
ReplyDeleteYOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!
I hope they don't sell food in that Wal-Mart, that is totally unsanitary.
I read that Bristol shook the Wal-Mart employees hands… I hope the store made their employees wash their hands afterwards.
Oooohhh cooties…. That girl will do you in the back seat of your car for a Big Mac!
How is the Sea of Pee explaining this lack of interest???
ReplyDeleteMy goodness. Check out those botoxed fish lips. She needs to move to Bollywood and get a job dancing in a movie there.
ReplyDeleteShe is downright freaking UGLY with that pointed chin and the fat bulging out the sides. Now I'm afraid of going to the dentist!
I swear she looks like a glamorized Octomom or perhaps Bristol is going for the look of Bollywoods own Sexy babe Bipasha Basu:
http://tinyurl.com/4yumzdp
-C
Good grief, the poor thing has had one of those dreadful lip "enhancements". Along with the Botox and whatever other awful things she's done to herself she looks terrible. This used to be a decent looking young woman.
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HnLbsK_Xq-w/SZsSpPDRyxI/AAAAAAAAAlo/PLXZzshLDe0/s1600-h/art.bristol.palin.fox.jpg
At the rate she's going she'll soon be just like other celebrities who have lost track of who they are. Bristol will just be a mask that she puts on for the public--just like her mother.
An interesting observation from one of the movie critics is that Palin wasn't dropping nearly as many ending 'g's from words or as aggressively "folksy" as she is now.
Well, that look worked so well for the Octomom...
ReplyDeleteLook at that photo!
ReplyDeleteNot a single one of you can deny it.
Not a single one of you will dare mention it.
But Bristol has a mouthful of semen and you know it.
She has a nanny why is she brinng him to sit in the audience at the View and to these book signings? As a mom gmom and ggmom, children are misserible confined at that age. I remember the pictures of the one in Minnesota w/sarah I saw the stroller. He coould be with his father, at those times. The only reason I see is she uses him as a decoy. don't have to elaborate on any question asked, or if she get uncomfortable she gets to run after child and get away. It shows she will never be able to anything on her own. Mothers what 2/3 yr old isn't crabby and just misserable after a while being confined to a stroller or small area even at zoos amusement parks or anywhere like that. Book signings shouldn't be a place for todlers.
ReplyDeleteThe picture is one of the sluttiest I have ever seen. Is Bristol trying to look slutty so she can be married and stop being abstinent? Bristol what is your point in trying to look slutty?
ReplyDeletehe ONLY thing snookie jr. deserves is another baseball bat across her teeth...
ReplyDeleteI am fascinated by the psychology of this family. Who does this? Who thinks sitting at a table at Wal Mart to sign a book for her legion of fan is flattering? She should have quit after the FAIL at the Mall of America, but instead goes brutally back for more. Same with the Sarah movie - it is a 2 hour SNL skit with the fat cats, flushing money and Stapleton drama. Do they not see the foolishness? My guess is Sarah 2-sizes-too-big-shoes Palins narcissism is so severe that she is no longer living in reality, and her daughter is catching up fast (with her new look and all, it is clear she doesn't "see" what the rest of the world does). Nice to hear that normal people like checkers & waitresses, movie & book reviewers, and you & me see right through them both.
ReplyDeleteBristol seems to be "getting the message" lately - so is her mother. It is so encouraging to see that there seem to now be so many good, decent people throughout America that have finally started to realize what that pair is really all about.
ReplyDeleteYes, Bristol really has messed her face up, and looks so much older. Sad to see a young person sink down to the levels that she has lately. For her son's sake, I hope she will try to straighten her life out. Maybe someday she can actually write a meaningful book all about this, and how she finally realized what life is REALLY all about - it may be a long, long time from now, but I hope eventually the day will finally come.
She in NOT storing nuts in her cheeks, those are LIES she is storing in her bloated cheeks.
ReplyDeleteShe paid someone to give her that Trout Pout?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Bris is aware that her fate is totally dependent on her despicable mothers fate. When Sarah goes down Bristol goes down. (Pun intended)
ReplyDeleteWhere else in the WHOLE world could Bristol Palin hope to be more welcomed than in Texas?
ReplyDeleteThat's a TOTALLY BOGUS statement! Texans are NOT stupid.
Now think about this: while we all have our eye on the prize (Bristol), what's Sarah up to? It can't be anything good for us.
And quit bashing Texas, you hear?
"There was even a point where there was no one waiting, so she graciously (to her credit) went around and introduced herself to the employees in the area."
ReplyDeleteThat's a really kind spin on reality, which is that Bristol was probably HUMILIATED and wanted to look like someone, anyone would talk to her rather than being seen sitting alone like the loser that she is. LOL X infinity!
I know that pic is from a few months ago, but.... Wooooo doggie! Looks like some implants in her cheeks either hadn't "taken" or were slipping! Who is the Palin family plastic surgeon? Did they find him in the Yellow Pages under "Doctorb"? The "b" is for bargain! HT to the Simpsons.
Thanks for hipping us to that blog, Gryph! I love her sense of irony and humor. Bookmarked that for more reading.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised anyone showed up for Princess's "book" signing, even in Texas.
Also too: what IS with the scarves? I agree with Anon @9:14 - there's a story there for sure.
That picture almost makes me feel sorry for her.
ReplyDeleteAmost.
I agree the scarf is hideous. One needs a huge scarf in the Texas summer?
ReplyDeleteOh well. Let's not call her hateful Jesse. When you think that she may have been forced to wear padded clothing at age 17 on the national stage to help cover for her mother's mendacity, and protect and rescue John McCain, well this is someone whose normal young adult development has been seriously compromised.
I know it is tough, I wanted the View ladies to go after her more at first. But in the end there is nothing to be gained by intelligent women beating up on this poor creature. She is NOT her mother so I don't believe she deserves so much opprobrium.
Thank you very fucking much!
ReplyDeleteI was about to sit down to lunch and now I am sick because I'm looking at that big mouth bass you have pictured.
So, despite getting the kind of publicity, coverage, and face time most authors only dream of, she still can't draw a crowd...in a Walmart...in Texas. That doesn't speak well for Ms. Palin's future celebrity.
ReplyDeleteHey that's my sister Bristol, isn't she HOT?
ReplyDelete-Willow
All kidding aside, I see this whole Bristol book debacle as another instance of Sarah Palin's emotional abuse of her children. Anyone with a brain would know that the people behind C4P make up a TIIIIIIIINY percentage of the people in this country. They are the ones who voted REPEATEDLY to keep her on Dancing with the Stars. She is not a popular figure in this country. Even those who aren't "haters" have zero interest in the daughter of Sarah Palin. To send her out to be humiliated like this is unconscionable. Her self-esteem was already low, obviously, and now it will sink lower.
ReplyDeleteOn the upside, I doubt we'll see her reality show come to fruition. You can bet the people who were planning on bankrolling that are having some serious second thoughts.
So, she's hateful and Levi's not? They've both spread lies and exaggerated things to the max. NO way is there a difference.
ReplyDeleteThey let that turd into Wal-Mart?
ReplyDeleteThat has to be the worst photo of the new Bristol. Honestly, when I look at that I feel very sad. No matter what the trolls say, something is very very wrong with a young woman who does that to her face.
ReplyDeleteOMG her face! She used to be so pretty and now her new face is all sorts of wrong. How very sad!
ReplyDeleteNone of you know her. None of you can accurately judge her. There is nothing wrong with Bristol´s face. She always looks like that when someone opens a bag of Fritos.
ReplyDeleteHow come The Chin does not have a book signing in Wasilla?
ReplyDeleteNot enough wine coolers in town to get her drunk?
Or is there a "No Cow Tipping" law in Wasilla?
It's "Fredericksburg." There are two "e"s, not one.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually considered very bad form for an author to leave a booksigning early just because no one is there. If you advertise a signing for 6-8, you sit there the whole time, even if you feel like a looser because no one is there. Often people who can't come for six will pop in at 7 or 7:30 expecting to still find you because you SAID you'd be there.
ReplyDeleteI know authors who've done this to bookstores--split as soon as the line dried up, leaving the bookstore to deal with disappointed fans who show up later. These divas are talked about for years afterwards and are not invited back.
LOL
ReplyDeleteSarah, come get your piece of shit out of my Walmart.
The neck scarf is covering up the hickeys. How else is a girl supposed to stay abstinent?
ReplyDeleteThats interesting that people honestly say "what does she know about life"
ReplyDeleteUm, well let me explain it to you dipshits. Bristol has a great deal of life experience. Some not within her control,but most as a result of her actions, which she acknowledges. She endures morons attacking her before they meet her, she endures lies and attacks on her family, she endures people calling her brother retarded and saying he shouldn't have been born, she endured a shitty relationship and public breakup, she endures lies coming from people she once trusted, she endures morons picking on her weight.....
Have any of you experienced any of that? Bristol once said "I can take it I just hope no one else has togo through all that."
And, despite ALL of this, her family is STILL stronger than ever. That's a big middle finger to everyone who has "hated" on them if ever I saw one.
So glad we are getting all the details of the story. First she lies gets drunk, passes out, has sex, gets pregnant because the b/c pills don't work like they are supposed to and three years later Tripp is born.
ReplyDeleteNope she's not afraid to lie.
OT, but I thought those here would like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/08/eric-cantor-conflict-interest-debt-limit_n_893354.html
@11:02, NO ONE is discussing Levi here. You are lost. Go away.
ReplyDeleteThe world is TIRING of the Palins, obviously. To watch them grasping at straws to remain relevant amidst rejection is pathetic and actually rather sad.
ReplyDelete1st anon @ 10:44
ReplyDeletetrout don't even come close to having lips like the briquet does.
carp and suckers though have lips that are a perfect match to this exceptionally uneducated slimy grifting POS
@Anonymous 10:17 AM aka Sexual Novice re: Two Bagger (you have to put two bags over her head. You need the extra bag in case the first bag falls off.)
ReplyDeleteSo sorry you put your inexperience on display here. One puts the second bag on their own head, for safety's sake. Hrmph, kids...
Bri$tle: You look like Phyllis Diller did when she was 50 or 60 years old!
ReplyDeleteAnother OT: "I am proud to declare that the United States formally recognizes the Republic of South Sudan": http://t.co/Yo96pdx
ReplyDeleteThis child needs to get back to Wasilla, calm down and get that face fixed while her body will still snap back.
ReplyDeleteThe fresh-faced woman-child beauty is gone. This is Joan Rivers abstract.
I wonder if the surgeon was board certified or one of those creeps who drums up business among starlets with cards at hair salons.
This child needs to get back to Wasilla, calm down and get that face fixed while her body will still snap back.
ReplyDeleteThe fresh-faced woman-child beauty is gone. This is Joan Rivers abstract.
I wonder if the surgeon was board certified or one of those creeps who drums up business among starlets with cards at hair salons.
WTF was Walmart thinking? Lmao, it didn't bring in the crowd they expected!!! We Texans know bullshit when we see it, hear it and smell it. Bitchtol, give it up...you have nothing we want to hear or see.
ReplyDeleteAnd right there is WHY if any Johnston has any hope of ever seeing Tripp again they better strike now!
ReplyDeleteNext week the public will have had enough of Bristol. Anything anyone has to say better be done before or forever do not expect the public to back you with sympathy or support in getting rights to see Tripp until he is old enough to run away.
She looks awful, with the chipmunk cheeks. What happened to the huge boobs she was sporting at the Mall of America? Well, 20 minutes to 1/2 hour of signing was hardly worth the trip, was it? Did she fly in by private jet? She needs a major overhaul of the cosmetic - oops - I mean "dental" surgery.
ReplyDeleteHow did the Phoenix chin tour go?
ReplyDeleteanon @11:16:
ReplyDeleteBarstool, is that you? Willow perhaps?
Sorry honey. Telling people that you lost your virginity because you were drunk, and then saying that you continued to have sex because well, heck, you already lost your morals, is pretty funny.
You've done NOTHING, that many other whores hadn't already done.
"She is NOT her mother so I don't believe she deserves so much opprobrium."
ReplyDelete@10:55 AM
She IS her mother!
Thought I had clicked a porn site. Girl needs a shower.
ReplyDelete"So, she's hateful and Levi's not? They've both spread lies and exaggerated things to the max. NO way is there a difference."
ReplyDelete@11:02 AM
No, Levi is not hateful. Just because Levi is a liar (sometimes) like Bri$tol, doesn't make him hateful like Bri$tol. I also never hear Levi Johnston constantly whine about every single person he believes has done him wrong in the past, either. Like the Palins do.
Just called Desert Ridge Phoenix Barnes and Noble, there is no line for Bristol :( LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother EPIC FAILURE.
This is the heart of Palin country. Didn't they buy more Sarah Palin books here than anywhere else?
ReplyDeletesomething they took into account when sending her here.
I don't think they'll make any money on Bristol unless mama PAC buys up all her books to send for 50$ at Sarah PAC.
Goodness, I'd be embarrassed to pose like that, with my lips stretched out in a fish-puck, like Bristol's doing in that photo. Does she think that looks sexy?
ReplyDeleteSomeone tell her she doesn't have the modeling natural look in front of a camera. Yikes.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThats interesting that people honestly say "what does she know about life"
Um, well let me explain it to you dipshits. ...She endures morons attacking her before they meet her, she endures lies and attacks on her family, she endures people calling her brother retarded and saying he shouldn't have been born, she endured a shitty relationship and public breakup, she endures morons picking on her weight.....
Have any of you experienced any of that? Bristol once said "I can take it I just hope no one else has togo through all that."
And, despite ALL of this, her family is STILL stronger than ever. That's a big middle finger to everyone who has "hated" on them if ever I saw one.
11:16 AM
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You (and Bristol) are the dipshits and morons. Here's why:
1) People don't have to "meet" her to criticize the stupid, mean, contradictory, ill-bred, bad-mannered, and trashy things she says and does in the public eye at her own choice.
2) Millions of people have endured "shitty relationships." There is nothing about that that makes her unique. The "public" breakup? Her decision, her choice, her eagerness to give interviews to anyone that would listen.
3) The only person to undergo the rigors of DWTS to put on weight? Damn right people will talk about it, especially when they see her partner doing all the hard work. She chose to put herself out there.
4) Bristol can't take it, she is a walking, whining pity party.
5) Her family isn't strong. All the older kids have problems, and little Piper looks as though she will end up in the same boat, living with her selfish, self-obsessed, neglectful parents.
6) Bristol has serious emotional/psychological issues as evidenced by drastic plastic surgery at a very young age. If you actually gave a rat's ass about her, that would concern you. But you obviously don't care about Bristol, but only about the fairy tale covering she can add to your queen's made up fantasy image.
7) Bristol knows nothing whatsoever, NOTHING, about the real trials of life as a single mother. NOTHING.
7) last of all, best of all, you low-life disgusting, lying, un-Christian piece of crap, find ONE documented statement from an adult in the public eye EVER that said Trig should not have been born. You can't do it, you disgusting, loathsome excuse for a human being. Palinbots, if possible, are even lower, nastier scum than Palins.
To "Anonymous" 11:16:
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you haven't slipped into unconsciousness from the wine coolers yet,
Barstool.
Let me set one thing straight for you. The only people who believe that the Wasillabillies are a "strong" family are the dwindling number of morons who have thrown the last dime from their Soc. sec. checks at your mother while fantasizing of her sitting in skimpy lingerie in a bedazzled Oval Office.
Your one fan at the book signing should have clued you into that.
Did Easy Sally and Creepy Chuckie Heath go to Brisket's book signing to help with crowd control?
ReplyDeleteNo! Why not?
The neck scarf is for the COLD shoulder real Americans are giving Bristol and Sarah.
ReplyDeleteWay to go America!
Anon. 11:16 - Maybe I don't live in the real world, but as an older mom, I've seen many kids hurt over being told they are overweight, not pretty, been bullied, had a boatload of problems and dealt with it. Many have been through much much more than Bristol Palin. Some have life-long disabilities. Many many kids overcome and help out others who they meet on their daily walk of life. No money, no notoriety, no celebrity, no attention, no praise.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that a young girl is trying so hard to get people to "like" her because she disobeyed her parents and wants to cash in on being a single teen mom is regrettable. This is why no one goes to her book signings. Lots of young adults out there who are making a real difference in the community, who aren't cashing in.
Anon @ 11:16, you can't be serious.
ReplyDeleteNo one here has ever, ever said such things about Trig. Quite the opposite, in fact.
We have ranted when Sarah dragged him around without properly clothing him, or providing him with the special support and daily structure that he needs.
And you want to know something? Every time we took the trouble to complain and make an issue of her neglect of that little boy, she seemed to respond and do a tiny bit better - FOR HIS SAKE. Things she should have been doing in the first place.
Bristol doesn't need anyone to come around here and tell all of us how wonderfully close and strong her family is, or what a noble martyr/victim Bristol is. She has become a good actress, certainly, for the general public. But we all know better.
If you know these people personally, then you know much of what is said about them is not lies. You also know that Levi has been shut out of that family, regardless of the needs of his son, Tripp.
If you don't know them, and you are just foolishly defending them, you truly, truly need to get your head straight about this family. They are not what you believe them to be. You need to face it, because it isn't going to change.
I am sure that deep down they are starting to worry you. You probably wonder if your loyalty has been misplaced; wasted energy on undeserving people. Find some real heroes. There are so many authentically good people out there.
11:16
ReplyDeleteSeriously, let it go with the Trig comments. No one here (or any other gates blog) have ever said anything about Trig shouldn't have been born nor has anyone ever called him retarded. That is pure bullshit that you(Sarah,Brisdull?) bring up to make it look like we are soooo evil. Knock it the fuck off just because it's stupid. As far as Brisdull having to go through a public break up, too freaking bad. She sure didn't mind the money for the public engagement. Gryphen had never said anything derogitory about Trig or Tripp and you know it. Go away.
@11:16 AM
ReplyDeleteHey, dipshit! I don't care what you say. Bri$tol has no "life experience" other than getting pregnant when she was a teenager!
1) I would still verbally "attack" her, whether I met her, or not.
2) She is not enduring the so-called "lies" and "attacks" on her family. But John McCain, Barack Obama, and many others are "enduring" the attacks on thier families, from the Palins, by IGNORING them!
3) Levi has "endured" being accused of rape, by Bri$tol, Barack Obama has endured being called a terrorist, and murderer by $arah Palin, David Letterman (and others) have endured being accused of being pedophiles by $arah Palin. And on, and on...Stop playing the Trig card. Liberals have children with special needs, too, that they didn't abort, dumb-ass.
4. As for that "life experience" you mentioned: Lots of people have dated losers, gotten drunk, and pregnant when they were teenagers, been picked on because of their weight, (and many other reasons) had lies told about their families, been stabbed in the back by people they trusted, and people picking on their siblings (in Bri$tol's case-her son) with special needs. A lot of people have gone through those things. But, not everybody writes a book about it! There is nothing special about Bri$tol Palin!
The Diary of Anne Frank. THAT is an interesting, yet truly PAINFUL and SAD, life experience that most people have not experienced!
A real middle-finger to us would be for the Palins to stop trolling this blog! But they can't, because they aren't "enduring" shit! Fuck you, moron!
Texas doesn't like the Palin clan as much as people think.
ReplyDeleteThere are many here who have figured them out. I am convinced that, if she runs, she would turn Texas blue in 2012.
One of Palin's biggest drawbacks in Tx would be her dirty mouth. It doesn't play well no matter what side of the aisle. "You can think it but don't say it" is the way . Here in Tx ,many consider her cheap, vulgar and unmannerly and manners mean everything to many.
11:16 am She endures people calling her brother retarded.
ReplyDeleteBristol only has one brother named Track and no one has ever called him retarded to my knowledge. He was in a little trouble when he was younger but now manages to stay out of the limelight and doesn't pose for the camera like Bristol his sister and his mother Sarah.
Don't be making up lies cause you sound stupid.
Also too, 11:16 AM:
ReplyDeleteBri$tol's "book" was just a hit piece to make a buck. It's not as though her book was about the struggles of being a single teen mother. You know why? Because Bri$tol is not stuggling to raise her children. She's got plenty of money, and plenty of help. Including a nanny! She knows nothing about hard work. She has had everything handed to her on a silver platter, that's why so much of the book wastes time settling old scores. Because she's got NOTHING to say!
The theme of Bristol's book and her speeches must be "Do as I say, not as I did." Example include:
ReplyDelete1. Don't have unprotected sex
2. Don't have unprotected sex unless you're prepared to deal with the consequences of STD, AIDS, or an unwanted pregnancy.
3. Don't have plastic surgery.
4. Don't write a book when you have nothing to say (and you have to have someone say it for you).
5. If you want to claim privacy for your kid, don't put him in front of the camera at every opportunity
6. If you want to claim privacy for your kid, stop selling his pictures to publications.
7. Don't insult the father of you child in front of the kid, no matter how much you hate the guy.
The only question now is how long before she's on Celebrity Rehab?
ReplyDeleteWhat a tragedy! Her face looks grotesque. I wonder if there is any feeling in her face at all. She used to be a pretty girl and so natural looking. It's the Michael Jackson Mutilation Syndrome. Her surgeon should be hung and both kneecaps shot on the way to the hanging.
ReplyDelete"Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far"
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin, Nancy French
Rated: 2 1/2 stars
7/9/11 - Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #2,332 in Books
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She had a lot of gall, talking to the checkers. Most of them KNOW what it is like to work for a living, some are probably single mothers and are struggling. To have this surgically altered freak there, making tons of money for whining about Levi is very insulting. Too bad they had to keep their opinions to themselves in order to keep their jobs.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that Bri$tol Palin seems to believe she is the only person in the world to date a creep, get drunk and get pregnant as a teenager, had lies told about her family, be picked on about being overweight, being stabbed in the back by people she trusted, blah, blah, blah...is proof that she has no real life experience, and doesn't live in the real world, since she think's that her situation is so unique.
ReplyDeleteSo, what is going on with Willow's baby? Adopted out yet? Being raised by extended family members, um, cult members, within the Palin compound? Given to some of Todd's prostitute "friends" to raise? Fill us in!
ReplyDelete@11:10 AM... No matter what the trolls say, something is very very wrong with a young woman who does that to her face.
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You are so right. Most young women say they will never ever ever ever have cosmetic surgery. (a few may change their minds when they hit sixty-for a facelift).
Just visited Laura Novak's blog and she has a story also on the book signing. It appears that Ivy Frye was the babysitter for Tripp and was with Bristol. Tripp was put in the seat beside Bristol and he immediately begin to whine so the babysitter came and whisked him away. Very interesting read there.
ReplyDeleteanon @ 11:00 am sez:
ReplyDelete"On the upside, I doubt we'll see her reality show come to fruition. You can bet the people who were planning on bankrolling that are having some serious second thoughts."
hahahaa, that's just what I was thinking. the grifting days are coming to an end.
this leads me to believe that the quitter is likely getting nervous. brisdull's book is bombing. she is going to run out of money and then what ever will she do to make more??? tell some palin family secrets? I really do that the quitter is scared of brisdull getting desperate for $$ and unloading some scandalous things about the family. I think that this fear is what got brisdull her candies gig, speaking engagements, dwts, and the book deal.
what's mommy gonna do for brisdull next?
love that picture gryphen!
"I fucked up my face because I want to be one of those tiny hollywood starlets"
Bristles might have to resort to squeezing herself into her DWTS costumes, to drum up interest at the next book signing. Maybe she could give a demonstration of her dancing skills? Of course she would have to have Ballas with her, to shove her around the floor. Nice that she introduced herself to the "little people" working at Wal Mart. This could be her future, once the lawsuits are all settled for their lies and defamation of character from several people.
ReplyDeleteI live in Northwest Louisiana 5 miles from Texas.It is incredible that she would be wearing that outfit,let alone the knitted,knotted scarf!We have been having 100 degree weather with no rain or relief in site for over a month.Austin is usually hotter than we are!
ReplyDeletemommom
No one here (or any other gates blog) have ever said anything about Trig shouldn't have been born nor has anyone ever called him retarded.
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However, Sarah Palin calls him 'the Retard'.
Bristol is looking like a carp.
ReplyDeleteOuch, I thought Dr. Nick Riviera lost his license.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did they come up with Fredericksburg. Fredericksburg is a beautiful little town in the hill country just southwest of Austin. It's known for it's shopping, micro brewery's and is just a few miles from famed Luckenbach.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fredericksburg-texas.com/
Instead of contributing support in any way, shape or form to her or any of her family I will be sending my support to young Alaskan women like the one shown in this link. These are the kind of young people we need in the news. http://solar-hope.org/main/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=111&Itemid=92
ReplyDeleteDamn, she could be mistaken for one of the large mouth bass we catch here in Texas.
ReplyDeleteWhy have a book signing at Walmart.
ReplyDeleteNow if it was at McDonalds,
Biscuit could eat her sorrows away.
"2 Big Macs please"
Damn those lips are just screaming to be $@#&&&&&
ReplyDeleteIs this the picture of Bristol?
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Maybe the Wal*Mart had a picture of Bristol in the lobby and it scared all the customers away.
To Anonymous @11:16
ReplyDelete"...she endures people saying (Trig) should never have been born...".
Never once have I heard anyone say Trig should never have been born. Not one time. That's just a myth that Sarah Palin cooked up in another lame attempt to get pity. It isn't true. People LIKE and pity Trig, Trip and Levi.
That's the ugliest picture of Bristl I have ever seen! Not only is her face misaligned and lumpy, she is displaying herself as she must want to be seen: a wannabe sexy celebrity with nothing going for her but a false face.
ReplyDeleteAnon@12:13 PM said
ReplyDelete"Just called Desert Ridge Phoenix Barnes and Noble, there is no line for Bristol :( LMAO!!!
Another EPIC FAILURE."
Hey did you know that you can go post sightings of celebrities at JustSpotted.com? It's a fun new way to keep up with your favorite (or least favorite) celebrities. There's even a US map of the sightings nearest you. There are 15 spottings of Bristol - Celeb Rank #1,859. The latest spotting was yesterday and came from Horseshoe Bay Texas.
-Colleen
The last time I seen something like that I covered it with toilet paper and flushed it.
ReplyDeleteI've noticed she always wears warm clothes when every body around her is in t-shirts and shorts. And why the scarves? They don't compliment the rest of her attire.
ReplyDeleteI did not recognize this picture as Bristol Palin. Only 20 years old, and a face like a plastic mask.
ReplyDeleteHead to Laura Novak's blog for a first person account, and to see Brisdull and her sad little set up in Walmart next to the Cars 2 toys.
ReplyDeleteI have figured out the reason Brisdull is wearing so much clothing in the middle of a very hot summer. I think she just got lipo before this book tour, and is wearing those giant bands the cosmetic surgeon gives you to tighten things up. She probably had her arms, neck, belly, and thighs done. Otherwise, the outfits are just whack.
Anon@1:23--Whenever I hear the Ivy is the "babysitter," I always wonder if she's there for Tripp or to monitor Bristol. Just sayin'...
ReplyDelete"Seriously, let it go with the Trig comments. No one here (or any other gates blog) have ever said anything about Trig shouldn't have been born nor has anyone ever called him retarded."
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that has been said is disbelief he was born after Palin told of how she says she brought him into this world and the fact with her reckless disregard he is still alive.
It is 106 in Phoenix. What is tubby wearing at Barnes and Noble?
ReplyDelete11:02 said: "So, she's hateful and Levi's not? They've both spread lies and exaggerated things to the max. NO way is there a difference."
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I don't recall the last thing Levi said publicly that was negative or (allegedly) untruthful. Could you refresh my memory? Also, please include citation. Thanks.
11:11 am Fritos
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny!
Fck it is 106 in Phoenix and she is wearing a scarf, a blazer and a thick shirt. Look at poor little Tripp crashed out uncomfortable in the stroller like that...BAD MOM!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO, NO LINE WHATSOEVER.
http://www.gettyimages.ie/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&assetType=image&family=Editorial&p=bristol+palin
Second time trying to post this - keep getting an error.
ReplyDeleteLove the way the comment section is laid out on "I Tried Being Tasteful" blog. You can reply to others there and it works great.
She endures morons attacking her before they meet her, she endures lies and attacks on her family, she endures people calling her brother retarded and saying he shouldn't have been born, she endured a shitty relationship and public breakup, she endures lies coming from people she once trusted, she endures morons picking on her weight.....
ReplyDeletePuh-leeeze. She chose to make herself a public figure for money. Having people talk about a public figure comes with the territory - and the cash. She doesn't "endure" what she doesn't experience - if she's not going to hear trash talk about her unless she goes looking for it.
No one in that family "endures" people saying her brother shouldn't have been born - This is a lie. There is not a single quote you can cite by any public figure that said that.
Yes, she endured a shitty relationship and breakup - welcome to the club, sister.
As for morons picking on her weight - if she didn't flaunt her body on TV, she wouldn't be hearing people talk about her weight.
She chose it, and she got paid for it. It comes with the territory.
Let me tell you something, facing it with the attitude that she's going to give "the middle finger" to the world will result in her getting even more of it.
What kind of fool deliberately choose to have a life in public and then complains about the cost?
Wasn't she in Haiti recently?
ReplyDeleteHow can someone who was just in that country be so whiny and self-pitying? These Palins are always the victim.
It has to be in the genes.
The last thing she remembers is sitting by the fire and laughing with friends, and doesn’t remember waking up in her tent the next morning “with something obviously askew.”
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think she meant by askew......
The last thing she remembers is sitting by the fire and laughing with friends, and doesn’t remember waking up in her tent the next morning “with something obviously askew.”
ReplyDeleteAny guesses on what she means by "askew"
Whoever did her chin hates her.
ReplyDeleteOT, but I just watched the trailer for Sarah's film and I'm pretty sure I heard at the 59 second mark...
ReplyDelete"a 42 year old Wasilla lawyer unseating a 26 year political veteran"
A lawyer... WTF?
Have they no shame?
another thing that this failure makes glaringly obvious: the voting on dwts was rigged.
ReplyDeletesure makes one think of baileys book where he writes about how they would rig the online polls in the quitter's favor.
if that many people really voted for her on dwts, there would be a lot more people at these book signings AND her book would not be bombing. brisdull's 'audience' has been manufactured, and you know that the people at the publishing house are realizing this. at this point they've probably spent more to fly brisdull, the blond kid, & the nanny around, feed them and put them in hotels than the book sales have brought in. hahaa kinda funny really, they bought the myth and now they will pay for it.
AHHHH! That picture is horrific! Is that right after her surgery?
ReplyDeleteNow, compare her to Mercede, which one doesn't make you scream in horror? BTW, someone put up a fake fb page and used Mercede's photos, but she looks so good in them that the nasty comments mean nothing. Mercede is such a great looking girl. And she's got years of womanhood ahead of her, aging beautifully because she's got great bone structure and skin. Bristol, on the other hand, is looking forward to years of yet more plastic surgery, struggling with weight, self-esteem, and bad relationships. Bella Vita!
BTW the website you linked to was hilarious.
@1:41 PM DaleinSanAngelo said...
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did they come up with Fredericksburg.
Maybe because the town has a pop. of around 11,000 and the racial makeup of the town is 93% white. According to campaignmoney.com in 2010 political contributions in Fredericksburg show that $12,910 (6%) went to Democrats and $166,939 (74%) went to Republicans.
Funny though that the town website you posted has no Bristol-Book-Signing-Palooza on their events calendar.
-Colleen
Oh, geez, what an awesome mom....NOT.
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Why the fuck didn't she leave this kid at the compound in Scottsdale with the nanny to take a nap? Levi shod be ashamed of himself if Tripp is his son.
Next week. Bristol will be signing books at the Kum & Go in Des Moines.
ReplyDeleteWith every photo, Bristol looks more like a Kardashian. I hope she will now retire quietly and spend some time growing up.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThe last thing she remembers is sitting by the fire and laughing with friends, and doesn’t remember waking up in her tent the next morning “with something obviously askew.”
What do you think she meant by askew......
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That was the ghostwriter's lingo for "my hymen is missing" or "I was skewered like a shishkabob on a hot hockey player's stick". You choose :-)
LOL at 1:41 pm - I haven't thought about dr. nick riviera in a long time. good laffs!
ReplyDeleteOMG compare the pic of Bristol here to the one at http://www.justspotted.com/celebrity/bristol-palin/
ReplyDeleteIt should be added under their photo tab.
Bristol might get some solace in that after a few years all of that collagen in her lips will have gone so they'll be closer to normal.
ReplyDeleteNot much can be done about that chin except remove the implant.
You know, no 20 year old needs a face lift. Someone should have told her that once you start down that path, you need to do it about every ten years. Eventually you look just awful. That's why so many women used to put it off as long as possible or simply not do it at all.
Just a pity really? I wonder if her own kid recognized her?
What the hell did she do to her face this time? She look like she has had three loosing rounds with Rocky Marciano.
ReplyDeleteThere is something so profoundly disgusting and disturbing about women who want their mouths to look like their vulva and parade around in public like that.
Gag a maggot. Or like mother (less botox but more tongue) like daughter.
What a freak show the two of them make.
They should set a better example for TriG.
Wow, she looks awful in that photo.
ReplyDeleteIf Bristol was in Fredericksberg and didn't partake of the German Sausage and beer much less some Texas BarBQ, than all I have to say is.
ReplyDeleteBristol you have no cultural appreciation at all.
And Hi Fellow Texan, Unfortunately I had to move out of state a couple of years ago. I know things are tough with Whorehouse Perry in charge but hang tough it has to get better, 'casue it cane't git much warse.
Surely Willie so somebody sang a song with those words.
Man is that one BAD photo!!!
ReplyDeleteTalk about desperately wanting something scrubbed from the WorldWideWeb.
That pic would be the winner.
Instead of having a bad hair day, Brissy was having a bad face day.
Whatever on God's green earth made her want to come out in the light of day in public no less looking like that!?
Is there no end in sight of never having to see the Senior & Junior Tundra Tarts ever again in any & all media venues?
--GypsyGirl
No one ever said that Trig shouldn't be born. The only person who mentioned it was Sarah, when she commented that "she was all alone, she was out of town, no one knew who she was, she already had four kids and a busy career, she could 'take care of it' and no one would know about it."
ReplyDeleteThe problem with Sarah even thinking this way is that it shows that she had a choice. She made a choice. But, she denies that same choice to any other woman.
When Bristol gave her interview to Greta after Tripp was born, she was clear that it was HER choice to have that baby. Could it be that if Bristol was previously pregnant, that someone suggested "taking care of it" so she wouldn't hurt her mother's chances at being chosen as VP nominee.
She's doing that creepy hyper-open gape-mouthed Sarah thing… Makes her look like the carnival clown where you shoot a ball into his mouth.
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Laura's blog has pictures and a story at walmart, and she felt sorry for her. You know what, I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a bitch. I'd feel sorry for her if she actually told the truth once in a while, didn't attack people, and didn't send young girls bad messages like: birth control doesn't work, sex is shameful, men are worthless, and wine coolers cause a loss of morals. Not even to mention the message of, if you DO make a mistake and lose your virginity, you might as well keep going until a baby falls out!
ReplyDeleteSo no, I don't feel sorry for her. She's rich.
http://www.lauranovakauthor.com/1/post/2011/07/best-little-farce-in-texas-by-viola-alex.html
So why is Bristol talking about Trig being born. That's irrelevant to your sex life and bio Bristol, or IS IT?
ReplyDeleteAnon 11:16 - You really are the dumbest person I have ever seen post on this blog EVER !! NOBODY, NOBODY, NO WHERE has ever said Trig should NOT have been born. You are making that up!!!!! What the H is wrong with you. You can't stand that people do not like the family that you adore so you make up horrible things like that ? You are sick, sick in the head. Sicker than any "hater"
ReplyDeleteTHIS I KNOW FOR SURE IS TRUE!!
PS to Anonymous 11:16 - you send a big finger to anyone who has "HATED ON THEM." That isn't good English. You can't HATE ON a person. You can hate A person but hating on them? It just doesn't work. Perhaps you should go back to grade school or redo your GED through your Alaska home school program because your post shows what an idiot you are. Sorry to be this mean, but my God, what is wrong with you. No one has ever said Trig or Tripp or any child should not be born.
ReplyDeleteJust because we believe in REAL freedoms, like women having a choice over what is done to THEIR body, does not mean we believe any child should be aborted. Pro CHOICE does not mean PRO ABORTION.
It is amazing how you liberty freaks don't even understand what real true freedom is.
That photo was from a Candies event very shortly after her "jaw realignment" not at that F'burg Walmart book signing. Just wanted to make people aware of that. Her face was still, "freshly fixed" but if you go to the linked blog on the post there is another photo where her face looks "a little more settled".
ReplyDeleteStill, Bristol did a number on her old countenance. She looks like a totally different person. If I was her I'd have concentrated on the arm fat, the belly fat and the leg fat if I had plastic surgery done. She fixed the ONE THING that didn't need fixing. Figures. She's a simple girl with a simple mind.
WOW! Go to gettyimages.com and do a search for Bristol Palin. It is 108 and humid here in Phoenix and Bristol Palin is wearing a top covered by a long sleeve sweater AND a wool scarf around her neck. People here wear shorts, flip flops and tank tops in the summer. OK she wants to look professional but two tops and a scarf? Very, very weird......
ReplyDeleteCHECK OUT THIS VIEW OF THE CHIN:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gettyimages.ie/detail/118633591/Getty-Images-Entertainment
Why would a plastic surgeon agree to this?
Here is another:
http://www.gettyimages.ie/detail/118633579/Getty-Images-Entertainment
If she could get her chin fixed-by removing the implant If it is an implant, she still would be pretty. She has very pretty eyes and nice hair. She does have a nice smile.
Bristol, get some counseling.Maybe it will help you as I have to wonder if you have body dysmorphic disorder. Look it up ok?
Hi Sarah, Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteQuick question, Where's Trigs birth certificate?
A light just went off in my head - I think. If I understand correctly, BP got drunk, doesn't remember anything, woke and, and realized something had happened?
ReplyDeleteHow? If she doesn't remember, how does she know something happened? If she does remember, then she was aware.
It's possible she "knew" because she was sore. That's not unusual the first time. But she doesn't say
she was sore. And my recollection is the you're sore the first time for the same reason it's painful the first time - the kind of pain that would wake you up and get your attention.
So if she was sore, it should have been sufficiently painful to remember something.
If she wasn't sore, what was it that made her realize she'd had sex that she didn't remember?
It's possible she realized "something" had happened because of something Levi said. But she doesn't say she realized it when Levi ______________.
Her story lacks the kind of details to be credible. And she hasn't filled in any details since writing the book.
I'm not buying the story, but my first time was a LONG time ago (I've pretty old) so maybe I'm missing something.
She used to be so pretty. Now she looks like crap!
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I happen to know there are a lot of women in Texas who are referring to the Palin women as biatches and saying they need to get their asses back to Alaska, oh yea. There are some outspoken people in Texas. Texas has heinous issues such as their DOC and courts, but there are also lots of people working to change that. There are also people working to help the homeless and ex-incarcerated get the help they need to get on with their lives in parts of Texas. I checked the blog, People of Walmart to see if Bristol's pics were posted, none yet, but it was very entertaining as always.
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ReplyDeleteCHECK OUT THIS VIEW OF THE CHIN:
http://www.gettyimages.ie/detail/118633591/Getty-Images-Entertainment
Notice how the lips deflated?
4:05
ReplyDeleteReminds of The Road to Wellville.
Remember what RAM said:
ReplyDelete"Lonely and Dumb."
Given that's true, and RAM should certainly know, then what does a dumb girl do? She focuses on her looks, that's what. So she gets the plastic surgery, the new makeup, lipo. That's what she sees as attainable. College and jobs are certainly out.
As far as the lonely part, well, do you really think lonely = abstinence? I don't.
Too bad Bristol did not receive counseling when she was younger. Maybe she could of led a more productive life.
ReplyDeleteBristol never had a chance in life because in order to receive help during her younger days her parents would have to have been sane responsible parents instead of the grifters that they are.
Too bad Bristol did not receive counseling when she was younger. Maybe she could of led a more productive life.
ReplyDeleteBristol never had a chance in life because in order to receive help during her younger days her parents would have to have been sane responsible parents instead of the grifters that they are.
@FloridaDem,3:19 - I'm not nuts about that particular post on Laura Novak's blog either, but Laura didn't write it. It is a guest post.
ReplyDelete10:25 AM - please do not say Bristol should be in Bollywood movies - those actresses are actually beautiful and talented.
ReplyDeleteUpon seeing Bristol's photo here, the first words out of my husband's mouth were - "who is that? That woman looks so haggard." When I told him it was Bristol, and she had only recently turned 20, he could not believe it. He thought it was someone in her forties.
While I agree, we should not be judging her on her looks, it seems that her inner "beauty" has finally made it to the surface and is the reason we are commenting on her appearance. There is no longer the sparkle of youth about her.
Perhaps she will start working on her personality and intellect more. It would be money and time better spent than visiting plastic surgeons and stylists.
She finally has the money and time to make something of herself, though I doubt she will ever seek higher education and will forever be a poor role model for her children. How sad.
It makes no sense to me to put a toddler through the rigors of travel and publicity appearances. Oops, this is the Palin family who's young are out of school to sell the Christian family "so close" narrative.
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein's wife...
ReplyDeleteman... that is a sad and scary face...
I *almost* feel sorry for her, but she is way old enough to know better than to resculpt her face and body at 20, bash her kids dad in public at every turn and defend her uber lying, maniacal sociopath mother...
You have to give Track some credit. He may have started off as rotten as the rest of the Palins but it look like he has separated himself from the rest of the crabs. He is not a bottom feeder like the rest of those grifters.
ReplyDeleteGive him some credit, he is not a trailer park grifter living off of conning and scamming the public.
Bristol booksigning today in arizona.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/commphotos/azcentral/19477/1/#4
More Bristol Phoenix book signing photos
ReplyDeletehttp://m.flickr.com/#/photos/gageskidmore/5920179786/
Guy who took photos of Bristol's phoenix book signing says there were 35-40 people
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?302521-Photos-Bristol-Palin-book-signing-in-Phoenix
Hey, Virginia Voter...I'll bet when you posted this link, that you didnt notice the keywords assigned to Bristle's picture...
ReplyDeleteThe first keyword is "horizontal." ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ttp://www.gettyimages.ie/detail/118633571
Photos of Arizona are just creepy. All those old people buying a book and reading about a 15year old partying, loosing her virginity and getting knocked up. YUCK. Where's sarah's/todd's pedophile radar?!
ReplyDelete(bet they are Van Flein's friends)
This is such a sad photo of poor little Tripp, asleep slumped over sitting up in his stroller while Bristol carries on. I think this image says it all.
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Personally, I haven't even gotten so drunk that I have had a black out, but I do remember the first time I had tooooo many. I didn't wake up and the morning and wish my boyfriend or anyone else to be with me. I was sick as a dog for an entire day.
ReplyDeleteFunny, how Bristol got so drunk the first time that she had a complete blackout, (she was sick, throwing up, etc.) but wanted Levi next to her and called her friends to the tent because something was askew (maybe laying in a damp area?----sorry)
@10:1 nah, that's not a two bagger. Way I heard it was you needed one over her head and one over yours - in case hers falls off.
ReplyDeleteAnd you've heard about coyote ugly? that's when you wake up with your arm trapped under your anonymous fuckbuddy from last night, - and you seriously consider chewing your arm off to escape, rather than having them roll over/wake up and you get to see what you went to bed with. in e
Uh, @ 10:47 - you think this is bashign - wait until Rick Perry runs - YOU TEXANS elected that hair.
ReplyDeleteYOU TEXANS also gave us your bsschool textbooks.
And might I remind YOU TEXANS where George Bush was from.
Now, admittedly, y'all did produce Anne Richards AND Molly Ivins, but they're long gone.
The citizens from Alaska/Arizona ALWAYS bring the children as a shield when they will be in public. They know that no one will confront them with an unscripted or confrontive question if they have a child with them.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous at 12:47 made a comment about Texans appreciating good manners. Even the name " Texas" is derived from the Caddo Indian word " Tejas" which means friends. The state's motto is "Friendship". I have never felt more welcomed anywhere that I have in Texas.When I moved to this small town many people told me how proud and or tickled they were that I chose their town.By the way, I'm not rich or beautiful or famous. The late, beloved Ann Richards won a narrow victory over Republican Clayton Williams years ago. Williams lost a lot of support near the end of the campaign by his display of bad manners. Ann extended her hand to shake his. He refused to shake her hand. That film clip was shown over and over again. Even Republicans turned against him. By the way, the slogan " Don't Mess With Texas" is a tongue in cheek anti-littering campaign. You'll see just as many signs around the state that say " Drive friendly - The Texas Way". Texas is more than Rick Perry and a few crazies, it's Ann Richards, Molly Ivins, Willie Nelson and millions of friendly, easy going people. Even the few crazies will tip their hats, open doors for you and wish you a good day.I hope you'll come to Texas some day and see for yourselves.
ReplyDeleteIs that our sweet little Brisket? It looks more like Snookie or one of the Kardasians....
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Poor little guy, Tripp must sleep in his stroller quite often.
Bristol Palin leads a reporter up to her hotel room, where her 2½-year-old son is asleep in his stroller, having just come back from a walk with his babysitter.
Please tell these people to keep their grandkids away from McDonald's and they really should stay away from Walmart. Not a good role model.
ReplyDeleteanonymous @6:14, hold off on celebrating that. Ripley did good finding that, but further investigation by palingates contributors are finding better information. Personally, I'm more impressed at how B's bosom got HUGE in just a couple of days between Ripley's picture finds (from the Dayton, Ohio, rollout that Ripley found) and the RNC.
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