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ARC Entertainment, the distributor of “The Undefeated,” the film about Gov. Sarah Palin’s rise from obscurity to national prominence, announced today that beginning on September 1st the film will be available to 75 million homes via Video on Demand and Pay-Per-View access through national and regional cable and satellite operators. The DVD will launch on October 4th and will be available at traditional and online retailers nationwide. ARC is estimating its initial unit shipment to be approximately 250,000 units. A “Special Edition” DVD will contain additional new content and will only be sold in Walmart stores. ARC will continue to expand the limited engagement theatrical release nationwide throughout August and September as demand across the country remains high.
Trevor Drinkwater, CEO of ARC Entertainment, said, “Since the film opened in select markets across the country on July 15th we have been inundated with requests from people wanting the film to be made available in their market. After methodically analyzing the most effective ways to bring this galvanizing film to the widest audience as soon as possible we have determined that continued limited theatrical distribution, Video-on-Demand, Pay-Per-View and DVD sales will be the best modalities by which to deliver this film as widely as possible. We have created partnerships with national cable, satellite and mass retailers to achieve our distribution goals.”
"Inundated with requests" from people wanting to see this film? Really?
Courtesy of Think Progress:
The Undefeated, the much-hyped Palin documentary, bombed during its second week in theaters, bringing in just $24,000 in ticket sales across 14 screens. The movie’s per theater average, touted as a relative bright spot by promoters, plummeted from $6,513 to $1,713, according to estimates by the industry website Box Office Mojo.
Essentially "The Undefeated" is demonstrating the irony of its name by plummeting even faster than Palin's Presidential possibilities, having added four new theaters this weekend but still losing 63.2% of its ticket buyers. That is not just a defeat, that is an obliteration!
However like any good Palin-bot this dose of reality has not managed to pierce the rose colored fantasy world that apparently envelops directer Stephen Bannon:
Filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon stated, “Given the strong audience reaction we have determined there is overwhelming demand for us to get this film out broadly enough to cover the entire nation in September and October. In a 90-day period from August to November we will be able to effectively cover the nation through multiple distribution modalities.”
You know if I were the cynical sort I might think that Bannon was in a state of panic, and desperately trying to find some new venues to hawk this stinker before he loses his shirt and forever destroys his reputation due to this albatross of a film.
You know, if I were the cynical sort that is.
Cynical, you? Nope, just realistic.
ReplyDeleteDear Fox Nation,
ReplyDeleteGoing all etiquette on you here: Mrs. Palin should never be addressed as Governor because, you know, that whole she resigned before the end of her term thing. If you need to address her by an honorific other then "Mrs. Palin," (notice how I ignore the latest dust-up about punctuation w/in quotes) please use Mayor. She did complete her term of office, although rumor has it that she pretty much stunk up the room, as it were.
Sadly, the honorific She Bitch from the Dumb Side of Hell is currently in litigation, and must not be used (notice again the disregard of the comma kerfluffle).
Sincerely,
Retired 3rd Grade Teacher Who Spent Years on the Comma Thing With Students Who Eventually Understood That Nobody Understands the Comma Thing. Amen.
So in other words Halibuton or some subsidiary of it will continue to try to rape the american public with this piece of crap.
ReplyDeleteWho in the hell has ever heard of such a yawning open wound of a movie being pushed to On Demand. These people are sick and have too much money. I'd throw every fucking television out of my home before I'd pay for this stroke piece.
The selling of a moron continues.
In short, almost straight to DVD.
ReplyDeleteHaha, it'll be interesting to see if the keep spinning the "success" of this when the next step will be moving that garbage to dusty dollar store shelves.
ReplyDeleteMay I be the first to say, "Bwahhhhhaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaa!"
ReplyDeleteCome on, Sarah, surely you can afford to buy a millon copies or even half a million, you know, to save face and flip the unflippin believable middle finger to all the "haterzzzzz" out there.
Walmart?!?!?! omg I can't stop laughing!
Only sold at Walmart.
ReplyDeleteJeebus fing christmas. I avoid Walmart like the plague. I imagine all the people who would vote for Sarah also shop solely at Walmart.
Low info voters r us.
Idiocracy. Great movie. We are nearly there.
Why would anyone pay ANYTHING to watch a 2 hour poorly written and edited infomercial for a half-wit has-been?
ReplyDeletePay per view? Not unless their Fundy preachers tell them they must watch it or rot in hell. DVD? Have they been able to dump the ones they are giving out on sarahpac? Ya know they ones they give to donors of $100. plus...
Wow. 250,000 units. ROFL
ReplyDeleteGotta love the "Walmart Special Edition" though, they clearly know their market. The only thing they've missed is having a big $arah Palin decal on a car at NASCAR...
In all seriousness though, I'm sure she has enough fans left to sell a respectable number of DVDs. I'll take a look when it comes to Usenet...
Kathryn... throwing all etiquette overboard and sentence structure be damned:
ReplyDeleteI love you and your Comma Thing!
You have to give those Palin supporters credit. They will go out of their way to make lemonade. On the Fox Nation site, a poster had this snarky rebuttal to a poster.
ReplyDeleteJean_A 25 minutes ago in reply to newhenri
Tell me nutjob. 70 million people will have instant access to the movie. When Gov. Palin announces she is running for president to you think the people will go see the movie or select on-demand in the comfort of their home. Use your pea brain you useful Obama idiot.
When will these folks learn that it's just a movie and not the Holy Bible in movie form?
Boycott WalMart for even THINKING of selling this trash in their stores!!!
ReplyDeleteJust think of the harm it will do to little children!
You know how they position new DVDs right where you enter the store.
Imagine all the scared children screaming in fear. Crying that they've been blinded after glancing at the horrid cover with that horrible scary woman on the cover.
--GypsyGirl
This is hilarious...
ReplyDeleteso, to cover for the box office bomb, they're pretending that all the additional licensing deals (that they surely had set up long before the theatrical release) are in fact an *improvised response* to the "tremendous demand" and that the aforementioned "modalities" are simply the varied vehicles they suddenly invented to ensure the starving nation gets the portion of $arahmaniah (tee emm)that it is so desperately longing for.
Gotta love marketing. They're really taking the turds life shat on their schemes and turning them into shit-aide. Go Team Shitaide!
He obviously has been stealing $carah's medications. Next they will be saying Bristle's reality show is a roaring success, which I doubt it will be. She has the personality of a wet mop. They might want to just order 50,000 DVD's to cut their losses. If those sell, it will be a miracle.
ReplyDeleteCan I still buy a copy for $100? I pray I can.
ReplyDelete4:57 $carah hired a city manager to run the teeming metropolis of Wasilla during her term as Mayor. The job was too hard for her. A city of less than 5,000?
ReplyDeleteYet she is delusional enough to think she could handle the job of president of a country of 330 million? Hell, she could not even handle raising her own kids, they raised themselves and not too well.
Those second week numbers sound about right. The first week was inflated by x5 tickets per bot, plus a bump of curious on-lookers and prizes dangled before the bots if they got a theater, no matter how small, to "sold out" status.
ReplyDeleteThe second week numbers reflect how this movie ACTUALLY performs if it was released in a normal way.
"available to 75 million homes" equates to "75 MILLION WILL SEE IT!" at pee zoo. What a joke.
ReplyDeleteBannon will not "lose his shirt" here- by all accounts, RAM was dispatched by bigboss to approach Bannon to do film project (short pieces). At that point, we can safely presume that sarahpac was paying for the films.
Bannon decided to make it a full-feature propaganda film - then parts of it will be used for the quitter's campaign commercials.
sarahpac paid Bannon, no doubt in my mind.
NO ONE except peebots will PAY to see this idiocy on pay-for-view.
NO ONE.
As demand remains high?
ReplyDeletePay for view?
Good luck with that.
Put it on YouTube for free and count the viewings. People don't want to see this turkey for free. They certainly won't pay for it.
I see most of the copies sold at Walmart being bought as gag gifts.
Walmart. How appropriate. I'll be the Wasilla Walmart will have more inventory on hand than the rest of the country. Got to look good for the Ex Half Gov Quittypants.
Great. This stupid film will clog up the pay per view options on my satellite? What a bunch of crap. Just another good reason to dump the dish!
ReplyDeleteBut, wait! Maybe it will be in the porn section and I will never have reason to scroll that far!
As before, Sarah Palin remains over.
ReplyDeleteAppears I will have a Walmart visit in my future!!
ReplyDeleteSettle down!!! I won't be buying the crap -- I'll just be should we say - depositing the majority of the little packages here, there and everywhere!!! My, my, can't find them!! Hmmm!!!
They methodically analyzed the market. Hahaha. 250,000 copies. Hilarious! What a bunch of gobshites!
ReplyDelete"Trevor Drinkwater, CEO of ARC Entertainment, said, “Since the film opened in select markets across the country on July 15th we have been inundated with requests from people wanting the film to be made available in their market."
ReplyDeleteTrevor is drinking more than water . . . maybe Wasilla Kool-Aid? "Made available in their market?" You mean the "Piggly Wiggly?"I'm sure there are more requests for Trig's birth certificate than for this "film." When can we expect that on DVD?
Paging Andrew Breitbart..
ReplyDeleteBreitbart arrogantly predicted this
about The Defeated :
"This is gonna hit the mainstream media like a nuclear bomb ."
Stink bomb is more like it.
ARC Entertainment apparently specializes in straight to DVD movies that
were ignored by the general public
Palin will fit right in with
their target demographic.
American Flyer
Arctic Blast
Bunraku
The Concert
Dimension Extreme
Dragon Dynasty
The Greening of Whitney Brown
The Gundown
Gunless
Ironclad
Jeremy Fink
John Carpenter's The Ward
The Little Match Makers
Malibu Shark Attack
Monster Mutt
Pastor Brown
The Smell of Success
Snowmen
Stay Cool
Touching Home
The Yellow Handkerchief
The Undefeated
Here's the synopsis of The Smell of Success
" The daughter of a manure magnate battles a ruthless fertilizer salesman for control
of her father's empire."
Yep, Palin will fit right in.
So the company distributing this disaster is ARC...I used to work for an organization called ARC. Association for Retarded Citizens. Somehow when I first read that it all made sense.
ReplyDeleteOk sure they will sell some DVDs and get some pay for view. But Sarah is playing to the choir. She is not broadening her base but actually shrinking it as other brighter lights and more active candidates attract Tee Voters attention.
ReplyDeleteShe is being way out maneuvered by Perry who, after all, has Rove and the Texas Bushies behind him. And they have four successful elections under their belts for Bush and four more for Perry.
If Murdoch and the Kochs don't give her their full eager backing, she is a walking has been.
She made a bad mistake not running for the Senate seat in Alaska. If she had lost but at least come close and kept her campaign support together she might have some relevancy, as it is she is becoming less and less of a player every day that she does not make a serious run at some elected position, or at least some political position that gives her power reconnects her to the Republican hierarchy. The Tee People are not a party and they cannot win a national election of any sort without the Republican political machinery.
Is Sarah still legally a citizen of Alaska or has she gotten her Arizona driver's license and listed Arizona as her official address?
5:05, you know when it hits the dollar stores, Bannon will issue a press release about how many more people they'll be able to reach with that "modality," people who can't afford movie tickets or contributions to SarahPAC. Or something. Heh.
ReplyDeleteNumerous copies of Kate Gosselin's book have been sitting on the shelves of my local dollar stores for a couple years now. It's only a matter of time until "Not Afraid of Lies" joins them...at which time, I *might* pick up a copy. Then again, I may decide life's too short and money too valuable.
PLEASE give a H/T credit to AzureGhost for that amazing poster graphic!
ReplyDeleteThe very same people who've bought multiple copies of Sarah's dumb books, her no-talent daughter's book, and gone to see her dumb hagiography will be the very ones to order "The Uncompleted" on Demand TV. The very same people over and over, paying their dues, praising her on C$P, donating to SarahPac. With very few, if any, converts.
ReplyDeleteHe is counting on her running because if she doesn't, this will go even further in the tank.
ReplyDeleteI give it less than 2 weeks before it winds up in the "Three movies for $5 bin" at WalMart attached to goodies like "Planet 9 from Outer Space" and "Gigli."
ReplyDeleteUntil this beast of a film moves to DVD, the PAC can't start buying it by the ton.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting that the film maker was promised big money and is now forcing the PAC to shell out the cash.
Sarah Palin's shrunken little grifter heart must be in anquish when she sees her beloved PAC dollars being frittered away on a non-Palin.
What part of (were no buying this crap) do they not get?
ReplyDeleteGreat they can lose money on that venture to. he he he.
Well, the soft porn channels have to have something to fill the early morning time slots. Go sideshow sarah!
ReplyDeleteBoycott WalMart for even THINKING of selling this trash in their stores!!!
ReplyDelete-----------------------------------------------
I've boycotted WalMart from it's inception, for a variety of reasons.
Anonymous fromthediagonal said...
ReplyDeleteKathryn... throwing all etiquette overboard and sentence structure be damned:
I love you and your Comma Thing!
5:20 PM
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Thank you. I try.
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Anonymous said...
4:57 $carah hired a city manager to run the teeming metropolis of Wasilla during her term as Mayor. The job was too hard for her. A city of less than 5,000?
Yet she is delusional enough to think she could handle the job of president of a country of 330 million? Hell, she could not even handle raising her own kids, they raised themselves and not too well.
5:31 PM
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I know. Why no one tossed her out on her corrupt tushie is anyone's guess. However, she did actually complete her term. And, let's face it, Mayor of Wasilla is somewhat less A-List than much of anything else she actually completed. Hell, she didn't even finish her one nation tour this summer! I wonder if she finishes a meal, or leaves food on her plate? We know she can't finish a sentence. Does that mean she will be granted early release when this all catches up with her?
I, for one, can't wait for the DVD release of this cinematic masterpiece! That's when we'll start seeing all the hilarious auto-tuned YouTube videos! Bring it, Palin!
ReplyDeleteTo increase sales, C4P has announced a contest with crafts made from the DVDs of Frequently Defeated Granny's hagiography!!
ReplyDelete1st prize: Clean one of Granny's bathrooms with your very own toothbrush!
*The winner must pay for and arrange all transportation to and from Granny's house, buy lunch for Granny, and provide "Goody Bags" with a retail price of at least $500 for all members of the Palin/Heath family who are present that day.
2nd prize: Unwashed T-shirt worn by Sarah Palin while mowing the yard with little Trig on her back!
*The winner will be charged a fee of $1000 to cover shipping and handling of the t-shirt.
3rd prize: Your name will be mentioned for one week in all of Granny's prayers!
*Winner must pay a fee of $100 per prayer if they wish to have input on the nature of the prayer. If the fee is not paid, Granny's prayers may include the winner being struck by lightning, mauled by dogs, etc...
thank you, I see the credit now. Disregard my previous comment.
ReplyDeleteIf nobody has gone to see in the movies, no one is going to pay see it on pay per view or video on demand! How nuts is this? If I didn't go to one of those theaters to see this dumb movie why would I pay to see it on my TV? How dumb is that?
ReplyDeleteAngela, 5:02, you rock.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Anon @ 6:18, any disparaging of the cult classic "Plan Nine from Outer Space" is not appreciated. A lot of people worked very hard to make the worst movie in the world, and there is no way Bannon's pile o' poo can come close to it.
ReplyDeleteEven Ed Wood could have done better than Bannon.
A DVD is going to be a hell of a lot easier to hide than a book.
ReplyDeleteOn top of that you'll have the whole damn store to hide them in.
OT But this is up on MSNBC
ReplyDelete"In an effort to reach a bipartisan compromise, we are putting together a $2.7 trillion deficit reduction package that meets Republicans' two major criteria: it will include enough spending cuts to meet or exceed the amount of a debt ceiling raise through the end of 2012, and it will not include revenues," Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid released in a statement Sunday night.
So Obama has caved again and given the Republicans everything they wanted. Presumably screwing over SS and Medicare along with ever other despicable demand they have made.
Can't wait to hear Lawrence O'Donnell's reaction to Obama's cleaver maneuvering that he's been going orgasmic over for the last two weeks.
This just makes me sick.
God damn I need a drink.
Why is it that as I read that BS about the supposed success of this pile of moose crap, I keep hearing the song White Punks On Dope in my head? No, really, I hear that song.
ReplyDelete¨...we have been inundated with requests from people...¨
ReplyDeletePoor thing. Those requests are from the same ten palinbots who voted for Bristol over and over again on DWTS.
also, too:
ReplyDeletehttp://news.yahoo.com/palin-doc-headed-ppv-ticket-sales-plummet-001216822.html
So, I won't be downloading it from netflix, or ordering off my directTV. And I won't be buying it at Walmart, or going to the theatre to see it. what's next? Force it by sending me a free copy, and then the goon squad to be sure I watch?
ReplyDeleteWhen I read numbers for this film I automatically factor the bot's plan urging supporters to buy five tickets. I reduce attendees by 80%. The popularity was manipulated by the foolish supporters.
ReplyDeleteI conclude the theaters did not want to lose money showing this film again.
Sarah PAC can buy 100k of DVDs. I anticipate the sales to be lower than her last book.
FAIL!
ReplyDelete"A “Special Edition” DVD will contain additional new content and will only be sold in Walmart stores."
ReplyDeleteomg I missed that the first time around - bwaaahahaha, only sold in walmart - you know, where the intelligent, educated clientele shops.
Oh, I think Wal-Mart is the perfect distribution point. Here are some of the people who make up their shopping demographic:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.peopleofwalmart.com/47423
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/14490
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/12413
In fairness I want to mention Palin bots posted they lived too far away to see the movie. Some drove hours to see it. They believe the popularity of the movie (like Bristol winning DWTS) will draw the masses to Palin.
ReplyDeleteBwhahaha! Pay per View and On Demand, and the exclusive WalMart release? Bwhahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI bet that turkey gets posted on UTube and no one will pay to view it. That guy is desperate to recoup his $1m that he put into that piece of crap. What is it up to know....$90K? How will the bots spin this.
Watch SarahPac for a disbursement for a very large number of these DVD's. She can't use SarahPac for presidential campaign, so she will buy them in volume before she announces.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Palin lose a similar percentage of viewers after the Palins practice abstinence seeing AK bitching about stuff reality show?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they pitch a fake reality show Palin Family Vacation? They could tour the white house:) then quit the vacation...tour.
Something tells me it's not a fun time in the Palin compound these days. Granny Grifter's movie goes straight to DVD and Bristol's book is headed for the 75% off bin!
ReplyDeleteNot Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far
Bristol Palin, Nancy French (Authors)
7/25/11 - Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #4,154 in Books
7/03/11 - Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,595 in Books
Anybody who still thinks Sarah Palin has a snowballs chance in Hell of being elected needs to read the comments at the end of this story...... http://news.yahoo.com/palin-doc-headed-ppv-ticket-sales-plummet-001216822.html ...... Hilarious and very unflattering to Gov. Grifter.
ReplyDeleteRick
Even more 'waiting game' to keep the palinbots on ice. So now they get to wait over two more months for a glimpse of their queen bee. What will she give them til then to hold their interest?? She, Bannon and ARC certainly have a lot of confidence in short attention spans. All these coy little games wouldn't work for any other candidate, she's lucky she appeals to the lowest common denominator. Guess she figures their irrational hatred of the president will be enough to keep them dangling on her string until she reads the McGinniss book.
ReplyDeleteKathryn, I don't know how I can possibly spend any energy on the misuse of the comma when apostrophe abuse is an epidemic. Sadly, not everyone has had the benefit of Mrs. Wise's middle school English class. Darn public school...and on an overseas military installation, no less!
ReplyDeleteTrevor "Drinkwater??" How apropos!
Every dollar Bannon manages to eek out is one more dollar not pissed away. He is going to call in all favors.
Anon 7:32
ReplyDeleteWow -- you believe everything you read?
I would say you don't believe what Palin writes. You probably don't believe what Fox writes. How many times has MSM reported wrong info -- Lots.
Until there is paper and a vote -- who the hell knows.
I also see it as the House Dems are not fucking working to help this either. If there are not votes to get cuts/revenue plan -- say goodbye to 401K's again, say hello to interest rate hikes, the list too long to type.
There has to be a deal one way or other before we go off the cliff.
And by the way -- why so many Rethugs voted in in 2010 -- too many Dems sat on their asses and didn't vote. Take Wisconsin state for instance -- buyer's remorse. It's the same as a number of the house Rethugs that got elected. So don't be totally hanging this on Obama -- a lot of Dem voters are to blame too.
angela said... So in other words Halibuton or some subsidiary of it will continue to try to rape the american public with this piece of crap.
ReplyDeleteWho in the hell has ever heard of such a yawning open wound of a movie being pushed to On Demand. These people are sick and have too much money. I'd throw every fucking television out of my home before I'd pay for this stroke piece.
The selling of a moron continues. 5:02 PM
*****
Reminds me of "I've been kidnapped by Kmart!" By Bette Midler in "Ruthless People" when she discovers they've had to mark down her ransom.
Well, I find this just sad. Bannon puts out a press release trying to save his @$$, Faux Noise treats it as gospel truth, and the p'bots bliss out with glee at the film's imaginary success. Some claim that the true number of p'bots is quite small. I hope so. I'd hate to think that a large segment of the US consists of people incapable of verifying data or totally lacking in critical thinking skills.
ReplyDeleteIf I watch the Undefeated on ppv, will I be considered a member of the RETARD LEVEL and get a free t-shirt?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteMay I be the first to say, "Bwahhhhhaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaa!"
Come on, Sarah, surely you can afford to buy a millon copies or even half a million, you know, to save face and flip the unflippin believable middle finger to all the "haterzzzzz" out there.
Walmart?!?!?! omg I can't stop laughing!
5:12 PM
Sarah won't buy it, but SarahPac will buy it and give away copies for a $100 donation.
Given this week's low numbers, how many theaters are going to be signing up to run that movie? They don't want empty seats and stale pop corn that didn't sell. Let's see, we're waiting for August or September for Sarah's announcement, and September and October for the coming attractions. Ooooh, I can hardly wait, the suspense is so great.
ReplyDeleteThe bots are going to end up furious and Bannon and Palin are spinning their wheels. It is almost certain Perry will run. He will knock Sarah out. He has traveled all over and just had Pakistan's Musharef (sp) in Austin who said he is convinced Perry will run. Really-Musharef in Austin. (They said the meeting was about job creation but really? Maybe some foreign policy cred? )
ReplyDeleteI also wouldn't be surprised to see Perry enter the race right before the Ames straw poll either. His name was left off the ballot but now they are allowing write-ins to count.
I seriously doubt that Perry would have Palin campaigning for him after how well it worked out for McCain on a national level.. He used her in Tx but he hasn't needed her to elevate his national profile. It has happened without her input--except for maybe a comment here and there.
Regardless, I am an Obama2012 voter and the Repubs make me sick.
Hey 7:32, read the whole article before heading for that drink! Nothing has been given away, no agreement has been reached about the debt ceiling. That was just Reid trying to look like the reasonable voice to a bunch of unreasonble people. And "no revenues" is an open term. For example, closing the Medicare-pharma giveaway and tax loopholes are not revenue creating acts under the terms the Dems have used.
ReplyDeleteIsn't the whole premise of "on demand" television that there actuall is some demand?
ReplyDeleteOT But this is up on MSNBC
ReplyDelete"In an effort to reach a bipartisan compromise, we are putting together a $2.7 trillion deficit reduction package that meets Republicans' two major criteria: it will include enough spending cuts to meet or exceed the amount of a debt ceiling raise through the end of 2012, and it will not include revenues," Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid released in a statement Sunday night.
So Obama has caved again and given the Republicans everything they wanted. Presumably screwing over SS and Medicare along with ever other despicable demand they have made.
Can't wait to hear Lawrence O'Donnell's reaction to Obama's cleaver maneuvering that he's been going orgasmic over for the last two weeks.
This just makes me sick.
God damn I need a drink.
.................
I remember very clearly during the primary, Obama saying that he can't make change on his own, and that change comes from the bottom up and not the top down. He said that he would need everyone's help after he is elected, to keep their representatives in line. What did Americans do? They voted in the tea party.
So now people are mad that Obama can't do it by himself. He has to work with the politicians that the American people voted in. All of the people who sat out the last election angry that Obama couldn't make change come fast enough need to accept their part of the blame.
Anon 6:18 - Plan 9 from Outer Space was a classic! The Unattended isn't fit to be in the same mark down bin!
ReplyDeleteSo, they're taking "The Unattended" straight to Pay-Per-View, eh?
ReplyDeleteHow much ARE they going to pay people per view to watch that piece of shit?
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot
What reputation? He lost that when he decided to make the film!
ReplyDeleteI have been going through a personal thing for about a month, and I really haven't laughed in that period of time. I cracked up when I saw the pic of the poster for the undefeated with RAM in the front row. Thank you for that.
ReplyDelete@Kathryn
ReplyDeleteI hope some of the other candidates start referring to her as "Mayor Palin", that would be great, and completely drive her up the fucking wall.
*oh but surely once we've all seen this epic we will all change our minds.*
ReplyDeleteroflmao.
next theyll pull a clockwork orange and staple eyelids back while they pump this hummer full blast.
I read this comment on another site and thought it was worth repeating:
ReplyDelete3 hours ago I saw this film. I don't want to say that the theater was empty, but they had me start the projector.
How do you pack 225 lbs of stuff into a 10 lb sack? Well give credit to the DWTS costume designers because they figured how to accomplish this miracle.
ReplyDeleteYou basically have to be experienced in clothing design, tent structural engineering, meat packing and knowledge on how to make breakfast sausage by stuffing pork into sheep casing.
In Bristol Palin’s case, the DWTS costume designers found what looks like a spanx body suit and packed Bristol in it.
Maybe that is why Bristol was unable to move on the dance floor and required her partner to drag Bristol fat ass around the floor?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtEHUkHwW0k
Hi Sarah, Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteQuick question, Where's Trig's birth certificate?
DKey 6:04PM
ReplyDelete"I'm sure there are more requests for Trig's birth certificate than for this "film."
I personally, have been asking for that birth certificate, here and on other blogs, at least 250,001 times. So you are correct!
(Hi Sarah, Welcome back!
Quick question, Where's Trig's birth certificate?)
-JayKen Knotstirred
Kathryn@4:47 - that's great. But I gotta correct you.
ReplyDeleteEven if she had finished out her administration, she STILL wouldn't be addressed as "Governor." Correct is "Her Excellency." No, seriously.
Both mayors and governors are entitled to be formally introduced as, and have invitations addressed to, "The Honorable" which has replaced "Excellency" everywhere except Massachusetts, I think.
"Honorable" is abbreviated from the original: "The Right Honorable Magnificence of Nobles."
Quitting office? Easy. The most recent edition of Emily Post says they should avail themselves of this title only during their terms of office. It's a job description and stays with the office. There's just one governor, one mayor.
Washington social columnist Betty Beale: "The title `Honorable' has nothing to do either with honor or character."
But guess what? The American Constitution expressly forbids the conferment of titles, and originally politicians from the president down were supposed to be called "Citizen."
Why? Because politicians are elected to represent us, not to become our social superiors.
I believe I'm going to go with "Her Excellency" from now on. Or Citizen Palin.
Anyway.
Gryphen. Who knows anything about who _really_ paid for this 'film noire'? Seriously, I don't believe this one guy paid a million of his own dollars to produce it. No, somebody paid _Bannon_ to make that movie. Maybe it was financed. Maybe Franklin Graham paid for it. Don't really care; just want to know who.
What if they made a movie for PPV and nobody ordered it up..not one? Would a certain someone throw a hissy fit and beg?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you need to go here and see what Freepers say about the Oslo killer, read it all their comments, it is truly shocking:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2753108/posts
To: FatherofFive
Look at it this way...
You are in Germany circa 1937. You know where one of the National Socialist retreats will be where future Nazi's are being indoctrinated.
What would you do?
And another:
I think he brings up some good points, though his murderous rampage served no good purpose.
And another:
I could see this spreading around the globe, and it could repeat itself in other places, like in Australia.
But I don’t quite see it happening here in America, not to say it won’t but should an Obama regime take further and continued control of the nation, his Youth Corp, his protectionist stance for all Moslems including mass murderers then I could probably admit we could not just have one or a couple of similar incidents of lone wolf anarchists like this but a simultaneous uprising of several hundred across the country.
Non are connected to each other in any fashion and if they are it will be by accident.
But being uncontrolled lone wolfs they will seek no logical tactical plan, no plan of sanity, not even sane, it will be sheer frustration and insanity brewed by what they feel is wrong. And in this rage they will seek targets of opportunity. Any soft target, and thats the key phrase, the “soft” target.
If you read c4p you'd think this
ReplyDeleteflop was 'Ben Hur' or 'The Titanic.' I think that's what irritates me the most about the
gang of desperados that make up her fan base: their total lack of
reality. Why would millions flock to buy that dvd? Watch it once & then what? It's not like a good drama or suspense story you'd want to watch again every so often.
Besides, money is getting tight.
OT - how about the bus tour, did it get scratched?
Sharon TN
On sale in churches everywhere...
ReplyDelete4:57 pm Kathryn says
ReplyDeleteBravo!!!!!
IF, and I say IF Sarah Palin had a working brain then she would be embarassed by this thumb sucking organ rubbing hoax of a movie.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is the dumbest of them all also too!
Oh, I'm sure people will punch it up out of curiosity. Some might even really want to see it.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't think poor, deluded Bannon is going to get his money back. I hope he never expected to get his money back. O.o Gosh, I hope he didn't think he was going to *make* money on this thing?
Sarah likes to tout that she has "common-sense conservative" values.
ReplyDeleteWell you know Sarah, the American public is practicing those exact same values as well regarding attending your movie "Undesirable". They have enough common sense to conserve their hard earned dollars and not spend it on dribble like your movie.
These people have abundant common-sense and a respect for their cash and will spend it on something that gives them a much better return for their money.
OT But this is up on MSNBC
ReplyDelete"In an effort to reach a bipartisan compromise, we are putting together a $2.7 trillion deficit reduction package that meets Republicans' two major criteria: it will include enough spending cuts to meet or exceed the amount of a debt ceiling raise through the end of 2012, and it will not include revenues," Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid released in a statement Sunday night.
So Obama has caved again and given the Republicans everything they wanted. Presumably screwing over SS and Medicare along with ever other despicable demand they have made.
Can't wait to hear Lawrence O'Donnell's reaction to Obama's cleaver maneuvering that he's been going orgasmic over for the last two weeks.
This just makes me sick.
God damn I need a drink.
@7:32 PM
Hey, smart-ass. How the hell are the democrats supposed to deal with a party who say NO to everything, with time running out? And, don't pull the 14th amendment crap. President Obama didn't cave. This is Harry Reid's plan. And if you had been paying attention instead of having a typical knee-jerk reaction, you would have known that Harry Reid's plan does not cut Medicare, Medicaid, and SS. But you knew that, already. You're just being an asshole.
Anon@11:56pm. I think I am just going to go with "Your What" because then I can mean "you're what?" and cause further havoc in the comma/apostrophe kerfluffle.
ReplyDeleteThis past weekend, the real "Undefeated" with John Wayne was on TV. Watched the whole movie and not a single sign of Palin. We have all been wondering why SarahPac has rented storage units in Palmer and Anchorage. They must be full of Palin's books, Bristol's books and will house now DVDs.
ReplyDeleteNow, now. Can't you see this is GOOD NEWS!
ReplyDelete"The release of "The Undefeated" in so many formats at the same time sure does make it sound like "Hurricane Sarah" will be tearing across the country.
Spreading a path of destruction to the corruptocrats that pollute the political system, opening up room for fresh, new growth. A restoration of the vision our forefathers so painstakingly worked for."
(I will not link to the urinal)
The Undefeated has bombed
ReplyDeleteIt landed with a thud
Two hours of getting Palined
Guaranteed it would be a dud.
Didn't make enough $ to cover the cost of food at the Iowa picnic.
ReplyDeleteSure sign of a flop is that it goes straight to video, which in this case is doing it a favor...and that is not necessarily good. The poison will be spread.
ReplyDeleteM from MD
Some funny take downs of Palinbots over on the IMDB thread for the undefeated.
ReplyDeletePay per view?? Awesome!! Now youre talking! But it wont be cheap. Off the top of my head, I'd estimate they'd have to pay me bo less than $100/hour to watch theur putrud bideo. When they're offering that kind of money, Gryphen, be sure to let us know. (just for the record,I'd pay $35/hour not to watch that awful thing)Off the top of my head, I'd estimate they'd have to pay me bo less than $100/hour to watch theur putrud bideo. When they're offering that kind of money, Gryphen, be sure to let us know. (just for the record,I'd pay $35/hour not to watch that awful thing)
ReplyDeleteHow much are they going to pay people to watch it on "Pay for View"? I don't think the producer has enough money to pay me to watch it. I expect to see it for sale at the 99 Cent Store soon.
ReplyDeleteThey just started running it at the drive-ins in Russia. You can watch it for free from Alaska!
ReplyDelete8:15 AM, Kathryn said...Anon@11:56pm. I think I am just going to go with "Your What" because then I can mean "you're what?" and cause further havoc in the comma/apostrophe kerfluffle.
ReplyDeleteI just really wanna hear Glenn Beck and Greta ACTUALLY address her directly and seriously in that way that Greta does, gratuitously throwing the governor title in there, every few words:
"Thank you giving us your time, Your Excellency, I know you're a very busy woman. But, Excellency, tell us...will you be running for president, Your Excellency?"
Yeah.
Sorry to have missed a dust-up, love 'em. I could have added some kerflufflage.
Comma usage?
1. A comma replaces the word "and".
2. In a sentence, it goes where ever there's a pause if you were speaking organically and naturally, applied by common sense.
3. More important than style, maintain consistency.
Ha! Got my chaos in sideways...