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Can you imagine the excitement of Palin throwing her hat into the 2012 presidential ring? Move over, Thrilla in Manila (Ali/Frazier), as the most exciting fight of all time. I'm talkin' Palin vs. Obama, Mano a Mano: the Thrilla from Wasilla vs. the Chicago Thug.
Betting on this "fight of the century" could help Vegas's economy recover from Reid being their senator and Obama trashing businesses that go there.
The more I think about Palin vs. Obama in the ring, the more excited I become. Images flash in my brain. It is the long-awaited, much-anticipated day of the main event.
Palin enters the ring wearing an Old Glory-themed robe to Lee Greenwood singing "God Bless the USA (Proud to be an American)." Obama enters the ring wearing a pink robe, courtesy of Code Pink, as Al Sharpton sings "We Shall Overcome."
For fourteen rounds, Obama and Palin pound each as the upper hand changes several times. Then, round fifteen -- the final round.
Palin, exhausted from battling Obama and his tag-team partner, the liberal media, miraculously lands a knockout punch to Obama's jaw. The final bell rings. The fight is over. Sarah Palin has won the 2012 presidential election. The crowd of mostly Tea Party patriots goes crazy with jubilation. Obama's media is stunned.
Reporters flock to the rubber-legged, emotionally drained Palin. Sarah's eyes focus on her husband Todd as he pushes his way through the thronging media. Sarah fearfully yells, "Tooooooodd!" Todd yells, "Sarah!"
Finally he reaches her. They embrace. "Todd, I love you!" "I love you, too!" is Todd's reply. Our national anthem plays in the background.
...........WTF?
As all of you know I enjoy creating parodies once in a while, but I can tell you with no equivocation that I would be hard pressed to come up with ANYTHING as hysterical and pathetic,to illustrate the bizarre fantasy that these people have for this woman, than what you just read.
And the truly humorous part is that they are dead serious!
I cannot help but imagine the field day that Sigmund Freud would have with these fantasies.
What's more alarming in search threads today is a fantasy of a 16 year conservative paradise with a Perry / Palin ticket.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine the devastation to our personal liberties? Our economy? Our freedom of religion? Our consensual bedroom activities?
Sarah can't handle any kind of training schedule or regimen that requires discipline. Unless you can major in Blackberry email prayer warrior readings, Sarah loses in any set-up.
and another great laugh about what $carah isn't:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/05/lewis-black-sarah-palin-jokes_n_919896.html
Yup, that person is seriously delustional. The only way Palin could get into the White House is if the Koch Brothers et al steal the election for her, which we know is all too possible considering that there is no federal oversight of the electronic voting machines, no serious paper trails, and the Republicans out in the States making it harder for likely Democratic voters to vote.
ReplyDeleteM from MD
Thank you for that laugh out loud read. Great start to the morning.
ReplyDeleteI just can't help but think that no matter how much the good old boys hate Obama for his color, they wouldn't allow him to be defeated by a woman, no matter who the woman is. Can you imagine the wilting effect this would have on right wing males across the spectrum? "We superior white men couldn't defeat that nasty dark man Obama so we send in a woman to do it"... I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteI think unless some unknown, untarnished, white male can claw his way up from the putrid bottom of that stinky swamp we call the Republican Party, Obama's reelection is assured. All the potential candidates are so badly flawed that it is obvious their power behind the scenes is pulling back, knowing that they have no one to match against him. The only thing they have is to continue to try to destroy the country and hope people will blame Obama.I never could have imagined the corrupt filthiness that the right has forced into our government. I am hoping people wake up and start seeing this by the elections. If we can get most of the teabaggers voted out, maybe the next bunch voted in will try to do their jobs responsibly and work with the President can clean this mess up.
I just want her to get it over with. The sooner she announces the sooner we can dispense with the inevitable trouncing - before she'd ever even have a chance to be nominated.
ReplyDeleteLet her bring them down with her.
She is bad news for them, only bad news. If they are too stupid to see it, it's strictly their problem.
By them, I mean the GOP - and her obviously deranged supporters.
Palin is only running to Hollywood. And then it's only the low rent side of reality TV.
ReplyDeleteThis is more evidence of teabagger insanity. And what's with the weird conflation of boxing & a presidential campaign? So disrespectful to our President.
In terms of athleticism: Don't they know Palin is a teeny shorty with no muscle strength? Someone needs to link to her Hawaii shorts photos @ "American Thinker" for a dose of realism for these nutjobs.
The "16 year conservative paradise" would be pure hell for every sane individual in this country.
ReplyDeleteLewis Black said "I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person."
I could not live in this country for those 16 disgusting years. And what country would be left afterwards?
Ruh-tar-ted!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think 'yikes' about sums those lunatics up...
ReplyDeleteToooooood?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, the writer is remembering the fresh-faced VP candidate/cheerleader with the trail of kids behind her.
Not the angry, tight-lipped harpy who infrequently appears on Fox uttering the same lines as her fan-base lip synchs them.
Now, its more like Shrilla from Wasilla.
Sorry Pee Partiers. Sarah would stand up in the 8th round and make a speech saying for the good of boxing she was stepping down from the ring. Then she and Todd would make a special plea to the widows and orphans in the crowd to donate to them so they can put gas in their bus.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! What ARE those people smoking? That is one perverted fantasy!
ReplyDeleteYa know----the meth epidemic isn't necessarily restricted to farm areas in the Midwest. I'm sure some baggers are hitting the stuff pretty hard; thus the delusion that Palin is an actual sentient human being.
ReplyDeleteMy Gawd, it's like fansites where 15-year-old girls blog about their sexual fantasies with celebrities and politicos in excruciating detail. The few I've seen are pretty pathetic.
ReplyDeleteDo you suppose one exists about She Who Must Not Be Named? Except it would be populated with middle-aged, paint chip eatin', basement-residing cult members? Yikes.
PS--Hate to tell whoever can up with the Archie theme, but Veronica would yank Sarah's remaining hair strands out by the roots before Obama even got into the ring.
I truly thought this was a parody. OMG this person needs serious help, hopefully he is enjoying a 72 hr hold curtesy of caring relatives.
ReplyDeleteanyone that imagines the presidential race as a boxing match is a lunatic.
ReplyDeleteThat is pathetic! The reality is SP couldn't make it through a GOP primary. As a candidate, the media and public would rightly scrutinize her political "experience", college grades, medical history, religious background, husband and children's associations, Murdoch's yacht in Juneau, the arson of the office records at her church, and much more ...The internet would be alive with archived photos of her cottage cheese thighs... What's left of the true GOP would come alive to knock this fraud out of the ring. Which reminds me to thank the Alaskan bloggers who were at the forefront when the nation turned to Alaska to see who this woman was. And then other bloggers in our country and the world who picked up the torch. I loved the blog from India that exposed her ridiculous trip there. I feel sorry for Wasilla- forever tainted with being the "home" of SP. If the city wasn't on the main drag to Fairbanks, I bet a lot of people would avoid the place.
ReplyDelete~ Alaskan resident for 30+ years.
I subscribe to International Living, there are some nice places to move to.
ReplyDeleteCome on Palin, throw your hair in the ring. Can't wait for this air head's boner to go flacid. Obama won, Palin lost. Suck on it, Teabagger!!!
ReplyDelete"ex-pat" has a nice ring to it.
ReplyDeleteIt's so odd that the teabaggers never recognize the bizarre dichotomy in anything they do or say. For example, here, they proudly remember an Ali/Frazier fight, and a black rhyme like "thrilla from manilla," but pick on Obama for being a black person, and calling him a "thug." Don't they know Ali and Frazier were black? And not only that, don't they remember Ali rankled racist whites years ago because of his uppity attitude and conversion to islam?
ReplyDeleteSo they're very confused.
These GOPEE masturbations fantasies are truly disgusting. From Rich Lowery with his starbursts-she musta- winked-at-me-while-I-sat-whacking it-in-my-living-room to now this hallucinogenic bullshit. Desperation is showing and it smells...like the rotting corpse of Reagan.
ReplyDeleteNo way will this Wasilla snow pig ever be near the White House...unless she's begging for alms from the visitors so she can purchase a ticket for a tour. And even then she should be stripped naked and searched. Who knows, she could be on a covert AIP mission. }: >~~~
OT: but does anybody have any links to the outcome of the big Rick Perry pray-off down at Relient Stadium? If it was successful, he claims responsibility; if not, he didn't have anything to do with it.
ReplyDeleteNot to nitpick, Gryphen, but does this maroon realize that "Tooooooodd" rhymes with "Dude"? What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteOT How is Bristol's LLC company working out for her mom? Go to www.talkingpointsmemo.com to see what happened to the million dollar mystery Romney donor. Wow, created an LLC company, donated a million cool ones to Romney's "Restore America" fund, and then dissolved. What corrupt bastards. Thanks SCOTUS for the Citizens United ruling. I hate all of 'em!! NOBODY should be appointed a judge for life, especially the likes of Roberts, Scalia, Alito, and that ass Thomas!!!!
ReplyDeleteIMHO, the most telling proof that Palin will not run, is the removal of the graphic of her overlooking the White House on the C4P website.
ReplyDeleteThe word for the day in Copyright
ReplyDeleteThese people need their meds adjusted. Or cranked up.
ReplyDeleteSarah would quit after the fifth round.
ReplyDeleteThese Palinbots need their heads examined & meds prescribed.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt about it, they have a bad combined case of "OOCD" and "PDS"
--"Obsessive Obama Compulsive Disorder"* and "Palin Derangement Syndrome" yes indeed.
*you heard it hear*
--GypsyGirl
This is just bizarre and disturbing (though, I have to admit, funny in a pathetic kinds of way).
ReplyDeleteAre they really imagining our calm and cool President actually punching $arah Palin? As in over 6 foot tall Obama throwing punches to the face of a 5 foot 5 inch WOMAN? And THEY LIKE THIS IDEA? They like imagining her bloodied and bruised?
Ick. What crazy fools these people are. Violent, too.
Um, dear Lord.
ReplyDeleteI got nuthin.'
Thought ;
ReplyDelete"People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of civilization" Agnes Repplier 1858-1950
Why are you surprised? EVERYTHING Palin's supporters have EVER believed about her has been fantasy...
ReplyDeleteOne word - DELUSIONAL!
ReplyDeleteI feel dirty after reading that.
ReplyDeleteDelusion.
ReplyDelete"The only way Palin could get into the White House is if the Koch Brothers et al steal the election for her, which we know is all too possible "
I am certain that the Quitter is too unreliable a person even for the Koch brothers. I wouldn't put anything past them, but I would certainly think they'd pick a "better" candidate than Palin.
The really dumb thing about this Rocky-based pile of tripe is that, in the movie, Rocky loses (to the black guy, who is wearing red, white and blue), but loses honorably after fighting on to the end of the battle, which is far more than an anyone expected.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of anything less similar to Sarah Palin.
This bonehead has the analogy so screwed up, it reads like the instructions you get with a cheap game from the dollar store -- the ones that were obviously written by child labor in southeast Asia.
In a way, I can't begrudge them because in the end these fantasies will be all they have.
@6:52 AM:
ReplyDeleteUnless you can major in Blackberry email prayer warrior readings, Sarah loses in any set-up.
Best comment.
One of my first thoughs on reading this Lloyd Marcus piece (posted on ThinkProgress) was - sticky PJ's. UGH!
ReplyDeleteThanks to his articulate support of QuitterQueen, I followed up on his website (lloydmarcus.com) to read other posts (and their commentors) His site has become a member of my own set of WATCH WACKO sites for T-Bags & Conservative bloggers.
She would never enter the ring. If daddy and mommy or any of her children aren´t holding her hand, sarah is no where to be seen. The thought of going mano a mano with anyone, even a school teacher, makes sarah shat in her boxer shorts.
ReplyDeleteSomebody go over to c4p and check out today's open thread before it's gone! They have gone off the rails, starting with Obama probably canceling the 2012 elections, taking over, and planning civil war. They are discussing guns, stockpiling ammo and food, and yes, it's all about the blacks. They have finally come out of the closet and are terrifying themselves with the idea that the blacks are taking over! omg
ReplyDeletePCR1 Today 05:10 AM in reply to John Norton
"They want to set up in America a Mugabe style black supremacist dictatorship in America, to disenfrnachise and enslave the white people, and to expropriate all white held property and capital.
Make no mistake about it, it is what they - and Obama - are ultimately bent on achieving here!"
And this isn't the worst comment. Their racism is running amok.
Palinbots have turned the Screech from Wasilla into a heroine out of Greek mythology. Just reading some of the comments at C$P will give you some clue as to how delusional they are about this ignoramus. To them she's larger than life, a goddess, the sum total of all they desire out of life. Really, some smart psychologist should analyze this case of mass delusion.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Palinbots can start their own fanzine where they write erotic stories about themselves and the Thrilla from Wasilla. That seems to be where they're headed. Creeps.
ReplyDeleteBill Maher's "Donner" party, introduced on his show on Friday, would GUARANTEED prevent this from ever happening - EVER.
ReplyDeleteJust try us.
Well, if this isn't an open and shut case of Tea Bagger arrested development adolescent psychosis I'd be surprised. It really does reinforce my belief that most of these wackos are emotionally retarded. Ooooops, used that forbidden word correctly. So, sue me.
ReplyDeleteHeh!
Sarah looks like one of Warren Jeffs child brides in this Archie comic. Get real!! She's a 2X grandmother who's had at least seven pregnancies. Will the Teabagger delusions ever end? I guess when the other women in their lives look like a tooth-challenged, white "Precious," then granny Palin may be their "hottest" Mama. Cottage Cheese thighs and all . . .
ReplyDeleteSeriously OT, maybe, but a must read about the debt deal...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thepeoplesview.net/2011/08/paul-krugman-is-political-rookie-or-how.html
"But as I said, Paul Krugman is a political rookie compared to Barack Obama. He is either unwilling or unable to actually look at the deal that was announced and realize what just happened: Barack Obama ate John Boehner's lunch, and then he turned Boehner out to go preach to his conservative colleagues that this eating of the lunch by Obama is actually politically good for them."
to Anon at 9:23 re: paranoia at C$P site. They've been talking this crazy shit for awhile now. Yesterday they touched on blacks rioting at Wisconsin fair and how this is just the beginning of open civil war. They're urging their members to be "armed and ready." These are Sarah Palin's peeps, folks. And they are a weird, scary bunch!
ReplyDelete6'1" BO could just smash 5'1" SP like a bug as he steps over her bobblehead.
ReplyDeleteChenagrrl said...
ReplyDeleteNow, its more like Shrilla from Wasilla.
7:26 AM
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LOL!! I love it. :-)
Good Lord. If there was any doubt that the allure of Sarah Palin for her base base is her body, this tells the tale. The woman hasn't played a competitive sport since high school, while the President, who is a foot taller, regularly plays basketball against real athletes, at 50. So he beats her up and they will be crying 'foul' all the way. There would be no 'lucky punch,' as she would never last 15 rounds with Bristol, let alone a man. Wake up, people, you are supporting a woman who is a loser, a quitter, and who has never been a good executive of anything.
ReplyDeleteSilly ass.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, if you have time, plz check out first page of comments on open thread at the Sea of Pee. those folks are writing some crazy shit about waging a civil war to get SP elected, how they hope Obama's bus goes into a ditch, about getting armed and ready for revolution, stockpiling food, ammo, guns. I hope someone in govt authority knows about these nuts!
ReplyDeleteLloyd Marcus , the author of this fantasy piece , is the black Breitbart.
ReplyDeleteHe's also just like Hannity and Limbaugh-
the four of them are
madly in love with Palin.
Reality is obviously not a part of their world.
The more devastating the news about how Palin
is viewed by Americans-
right , left and center the more
they proclaim she's a success.
It really is Bizarro World for these four ,
who I believe are the
only Republicans who publicly
still inhabit this fantasy land.
Nicole Wallace writing in the Washington Post
this weekend
was the latest to write the truth about Palin.
Although it would insult Wallace to put her in the same category
as these clownish self promoters.
Years of horrendous polls , plummeting book sales
embarrassing movie bombs ,
lousy attendance at her public events and her
incoherent ,
quasi psychotic FOX appearances
make these four worship her even more fervently.
These are very strange people.
Since when did the decline in Nevada become President Obama's fault? Why are states responsible for the good times and Fed's responsible for Stste's bad times? They have a Republican Governor. Why doesn't he govern them into success? OWN that fail, people!
ReplyDeleteOh my,.. I just went over to the site C4P, and they are talking about civil war to put President Palin in the White House.. when the next election is cancelled? Are they really this crazy? It will be very scarey when they realize that she faked the whole Trig pregnancy. What a bunch of easily lead and manipulated people.. WOW is all I can say!!
ReplyDeleteI really think that this phenomenon would make a great case study for a doctoral dissertation for a psychologist or sociologist. There's certainly enough material to analyze and crazy people to study.
ReplyDeleteAnd it would be wonderful if someone can figure out how to MAKE IT STOP and never happen again!
Dude.
ReplyDeleteI mean...
...duuuuude.
Sarah has obviously been passing out some homegrown MTF...'cause only a "chemically enhanced" mind could come up with THAT.
During the part where Sarah & Todd are running toward each other yelling "Saraaah!" "Toddddd!"...I just bet the writer of this piece had to change his GOP themed underoos.
some one needs to alert the feds or someone in charge about what the sea of pee folks are plotting - sure it's all just talk right now - but they need to be added to the "watch list" because some of them may just go over edge and actually "do" something awful rather and not just use their imagination - I think some are barely hanging on to reality already
ReplyDeleteLord help us all, $arah is bat-shit crazy and stuck on stupid with her thrashy family.
ReplyDeleteSarah has a number of hurdles that pretty well prevent her from being nominated by the Republicans. Or defeating the Republican candidate in a national election.
ReplyDeleteThe TV interviews and the debates.
She can impress her bot with her word salad but she is already the laughing stock of the Republican hierarchy and most of the Republican big money.
Obama can defeat himself by not increasing tax revenue and not addressing the inability of new jobs to even keep up with the influx of first time job seekers.
I just don't see the main stream Republicans backing another air head like Dubhya. Though the candidates they have now sure make it looklike they will.
Just clicked over to c4p - can anyone do a screen grab and send that to both the Southern Poverty Law Center hate group list as well as the FBI? I think they might be interested.
ReplyDeleteThey forgot to factor in the possibility that $P's water bra springs a leak during the fracas causing her to slip on the ensuing puddle. She hits the mat flat on her botoxed face drowning in her own watery hubris. Her bumpit flies off into the crowd taking out the first row of her sycophants while the rest of them jeer that he had no right to fight a poor lil' defenseless woman.
ReplyDeleteLady Rose, you are right! Those crazies at the Pee Sea are just the kind to start shooting, like that nut at Gabby Gifford's rally. Page one of their Open Thread is frightening reading, but we should know what those Pbot fanatics are planning. Some think it will take armed insurrection to install SP in the White House!
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:08 Couldn't agree more. "Citizen's United" is Orwellian double speak. I call the current right wing Supreme Court the SCROTUS. Supreme Right wing Court of the US. SCROTUS.
ReplyDeleteArchie comics? That pretty much tells us who her supporters are...definitely over 60, white, and semi-literate. Also liking sexy girl teens in tight fitting clothes. Geez....comic book politics.
ReplyDeleteO...M...G...!
ReplyDeleteI never would have believed that this article would have been for real. I started reading it and thought for sure it was a parody.
I read the first comment about "Onward Christian Soldiers" and "There is no one else unless God himself decends from heaven, but thank heaven we have Sarah Palin." I thought someone over here must have written it as a joke! Then I kept reading.
These people are SICK not to mention sacrilegious!
A couple of years ago I was in a Sarah fan site and as a joke just to see what people would say, I posted that everyone should cross out Jesus' name in the bible and replace it with Sarah. I got many THUMBS UP and I was astounded! I've related this incident several times on the internet without any feedback. It either got ignored or deleted. NOW do you believe me that that actually happened?!??
A commenter at the C$P, PCR1, is one of the worst offenders, calling for "true patriots to give serious consideration to removing Obama and his gang...from power, to ending by force the hijacking of this nation by this communist jihadist hoodlum, Barak Hussein, Obama." Excuse me, but doesnt this rate as sedition? Treason?
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah really does read the comments at the C$P like they think she does, she should condemn, condemn, condemn what some of those nutjob seditionists traitors are plotting over there!
ReplyDelete@ Anon 10:28
ReplyDeleteThis guy was flying under my radar but now that he's been tagged - I'll be watching for more of his commentary.
Laughed my ass off until I realized it wasn't one of your hilarious parodies, Gryphen. Then I had to come to terms with the fact that there are people who are THAT delusional and SICK and their vote counts just as much as mine.
ReplyDeleteGotta say this about the paylump, she sure can motivate the deranged to openly express their delusions.
They also address and end notes to each beginning and/or signed "In Sarah." Can you imagine worshiping, truly, seriously, literally, worshiping...an idiot?
ReplyDeleteDid they really just call the President a "thug". Whoa.
ReplyDeleteAnon 6:52 am: "What's more alarming in search threads today is a fantasy of a 16 year conservative paradise with a Perry / Palin ticket."
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's even more delusional thinking on their part, that Perry would actually align himself with Palin. The guy may be a pandering hack, but he's nobody's fool. He's been a sitting governor for 12 years; no way he's going to let that boob Sarah Palin on his ticket. If he's going for the brass ring, he's really going to go for it.
Her bots are the pits.
ReplyDeleteOMG. I am sick to my stomach after reading the comments on the Open Thread at C4P. They are actually attempting to question what will happen to their women and children if the scum in the White House isn't removed. What the hell is wrong with these people?
ReplyDeleteJust a few:
“I'm on the same page. I fear we will have to fight a civil war to get Sarah into the White House. And it may involve foreign intervention. I hope we can survive long enough to get the scum out of the white house without that happening.In any event it is definitely time to fish or cut bait.”
"Remember what that great patriot the late Charlton Heston had to say about they taking our weapons? "From my cold dead hands!" There are 100 million of us armed conservatives, of all shades and color:when it comes to freedom, there is no color bar: all true patriots are welcome to the struggle! Remember, a people who are not prepared to fight for their freedom don't deserve to be free."
"They do all this to us and we are stil a 65% majority! Imagine what they will do to us and our women and children when - if we allow ourselves to bcome - a minority!"
"I truly thought this was a parody. OMG this person needs serious help, hopefully he is enjoying a 72 hr hold curtesy of caring relatives.
ReplyDelete7:38 AM"
I wish. My RWNJ sister has been loving on this guy ("American Thinker") since he was a blastocyte.
That's the most pathetic thing I've seen in a long time. Of course Obama would never fight a woman, and Sarah would cheat by wearing her water bra, empathy belly, cross, star of David, and flag pin before quitting half way.
ReplyDeleteI puked a little at the "She said Tooooood I love you, and todd said "I love you" part, because I know that ship sank years ago.
The "fight" goes like this:
ReplyDeleteRounds 1-5: Palin ducks and dodges everything by standing outside the ring, refusing to play by the rules of the "librul" referee. Spends the full minutes between rounds babbling incoherently about how she's the chosen one and something that sounds like "Undefeated.
Round 6: Comes out and quits 1 minute into the round.
Twitters that Obama's afraid to fight her and she'll be back for rounds 14 and 15 if her supporters send her enough money to contunue and they buy her DVD.