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Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Just in case you were still wondering why people in Wasilla do not reveal what they know about Sarah Palin to reporters.
Because some times if they just keep their mouths shut, they can score a reality show simply for having touched Sarah Palin's mighty mane of hair.
The TV network TLC, home to such popular shows as Little People, Big World, Say Yes To The Dress and Cake Boss, announced today that it’s adding the show Big Hair Alaska to its fall lineup.
The show offers a look behind the scenes at the Beehive Beauty Shop, the bright pink beauty salon that gained national fame for crafting former Alaska governor and 2008 vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s signature coiffure.
The show's time slot has not yet been announced.
You see the Palins don't always have to resort to threats or intimidation to keep people quiet about them, because in fact they have helped Wasilla economically and some really do appreciate that they put their little town on the map. And yes, there are those who can even get a little fame of their own so long as they don't rock the boat.
I guess Jessica Steele learned to keep her mouth shut after she accidentally spilled the beans about Palin's thinning hair to the New York Times:
Her hair had thinned to the point where she needed emergency help from her hairdresser and close friend, Jessica Steele.
“Honestly, I think all of it just broke her heart,” Ms. Steele said in an interview at her beauty parlor in Wasilla, the Beehive.
Which inspired Ms. Steele to quickly launch into damage control:
“It wasn’t like I did an intervention,’’ Jessica Steele said in a phone interview from her Wasilla, Alaska, beauty parlor, the Beehive.
In fact, despite the juicy hair-loss tidbit that Palin-aholics gobbled up in a New York Times story (“The Long March to a Short-Notice Resignation,’’ July 12), Steele insisted that Palin’s hair hadn’t thinned so much as it had gone blah.
“I think the combination of traveling and just being down there in the lower 48’’ took its toll, Steele said in what was either a brilliant bit of spin, the simple truth, or an attempt to save the good stuff for a cut-and-tell memoir. “We needed to get her back to shiny.’’
She gave Palin a much-needed trim, she said, and “kicked up’’ Palin’s shampoo and conditioner a notch, to the high-end Pureology NanoWorks line. She also gave Palin a chichi leave-in treatment, Altieri Brothers Tuscan Oil.
Does anybody think that Jessica would be getting this great reality show gig, if she had NOT quickly walked back her statement? Nope me either!
And it is too bad she did not stick to her guns, because it appears to me that Palin's hair is WAY past the "kicked up Palin's shampoo" stage these days. Which leads me to believe that Ms. Steele was right on the money back in 2009!
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wow, she could be Greta's husband in that picture.
ReplyDeleteShe's practicing her Presidential hairstyle. I've always thought it harder to wear a wig, convincingly, that's combed back from the hairline, but I'm sure she'll manage it as long as she remembers to face into the wind.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a Beauty Salon rescue show... Tabatha something.... Discover etc should just have an Alaska Channel with all their shows.
ReplyDeleteIndicates good marketing (and cheap with the tax rebates)!
Sarah is looking old and cheap. She looks and talks like she is totally insane.
ReplyDeleteShe's starting to look like ManSour.
ReplyDeletecan we spell G.R.E.E.D.
ReplyDeleteGREEDY???
shameless bunch of wimps that won't tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
The whole town of wasilla hillbillys are a scared and stoooopid bunch...
Cant tell the truth, oh wait, maybe I COULD for a whole lotta mooooolah... WTF???????????????????
One would think that they ALL are so sick and tired of the lipstick wearing PIG that they would grow a collective BACKBONE and let the truth be known.
Future fossils. mouths sewed shut with Palin moolah.
FUCK Wasilla and all of it's conniving, truth concealing rats.
Rot in hell with that crap in your bellies yall... ROT.
Boy, that picture of her on FOX is awful...she has aged horribly. The stress has gotten to her physcially there is no doubt - not only in her hair loss.
ReplyDeleteFun seeing that she is not getting the coverage she use to when issuing her crap about President Obama.
Sarah - you are no longer important. Haven't you gotten the news yet?
Sarah Palin's idea of styled hair consists of banana clips and tons of Aqua Net . The only , and I repeat ONLY time her hair looked great was when it was done by Cindy and Meghan McCain's stlylist during the 08 campaign. Other than that, Sarah usually looks like Elvira or an over the hill prom queen, or some weird combination of the two. I seriously think she combs her hair with an egg beater on some days. If Jessica Steele is responsible for any of these horrid looks she should have her license yanked.
ReplyDeleteIs this most recent hair don't a new cut or a preview of the new Michelle Bachmann Halloween wig? Maybe it's Sarahs new I'm an expert on the deficit now look. Who knows...Sarah is one hot mess.
Gross
ReplyDeleteAnxiety and/or adrenal exhaustion can cause premature hair thinning. I'm not surprised to hear it's happening to her, what with the high adrenaline type life she leads. All that jetting around to sign books, give speeches and spew hatred has got to take a toll.
ReplyDeleteSHE STOLE BACHMANN'S HAIR!
ReplyDeleteYou are probably right Gryphen, but there is a small chance that Steele is no longer a big supporter.
ReplyDeleteA year ago, her FB page showed SP as an interest in 2 or 3 areas (her profile info) - then all references to sarah disapppeared. "Beehive" stopped posing at peezoo many months ago.
It would be great if Ms. Steele does the OPPOSITE of what we expect and zing the wasilla dingbat.
My hopes for this are not high, but I am considering it a slight possibility.
Gag me. Another blight on AK's reputation.
ReplyDeleteDid she design the SarahPalin™ collection of ratty wigs as well?
ReplyDeleteIf that hairdo is an example of Jessica's work, then she is in the same category as the rest of the freak shows that pass for reality TV: the little people, the toddler beauty princesses, the hoarders, the people with 19 kids and counting, and the rest of people who cherish celebrity over privacy, who want fame and fortune at all cost, especially the cost to their own kids (I'm thinking of Kate and Eight, bye bye Jon).
ReplyDeleteNo, Jessica would not have a show if it wasn't for Sarah, and neither would Bristol. Neither have any quality that would make we want to see them on TV.
This woman who used the word 'terrorist' more than any other candidate ever has when she was on the campaign trail w/McCain. And, it was directed to then candidate Obama.
ReplyDeleteHer doing it is on tape and I sincerely hope it is picked up by the press....it will be should she 'try' to run for president! What an asshole!
LOL another reality show destined to fail, everything Sarah touches is doomed to fail.
ReplyDeleteIf this is true, can't wait for CBJ's new reality show "Dr CBJ, Medicine Woman" now THAT would be a hit!
Uuugh. I use the Purologyline. hearing this makes me want to stop. I want to have nothing in common with Scarah.
ReplyDeleteThis show looks lame. Can't imagine it will last any longer that the boring SP'sAK fiasco.
The final piece of evidence that our society is nearing the end of days. Who would watch this crap? Oh, it just occurred to me, does Sarah have a piece of this?
ReplyDeleteShe's giving up the bangs to look more like Bachmann. She's not as pretty as Bachmann anymore.
ReplyDeletecan we spell G.R.E.E.D.
ReplyDeleteGREEDY???
shameless bunch of wimps that won't tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
The whole town of wasilla hillbillys are a scared and stoooopid bunch...
Cant tell the truth, oh wait, maybe I COULD for a whole lotta mooooolah... WTF???????????????????
One would think that they ALL are so sick and tired of the lipstick wearing PIG that they would grow a collective BACKBONE and let the truth be known.
Future fossils. mouths sewed shut with Palin moolah.
FUCK Wasilla and all of it's conniving, truth concealing rats.
Rot in hell with that crap in your bellies yall... ROT.
one must have watched her hair tonight on hannity, it crying for HELP.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing more stupid than this show are the people who will watch it.
ReplyDeleteWake the fuck up America!!!
Wonder if Jessica takes credit for the bag of really awful wigs Sarah uses, including last night's? Beehive indeed.
ReplyDeleteShe got Trichotillomania?
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichotillomania
Wow. Jessica, that hair is a terrible advertisement for Beehive Hair Salon and your services.
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Here's a review of Bristol's book that will make you LOL or throw up, or both:
ReplyDeletewww.washingtontimes.com/news/
2011/aug/2/
bristol-in-her-own-words/
Grifting Alaska-style....
ReplyDeleteSupport Sarah and get your payoff like a reality show or a city, state, or federal job.
Sarah Palin cronyism is still alive and well in Alaska. Sarah-lover Gov. Parnell just appointed Ken Kreitzer to the Alaska judicial council. Ken is the husband of Annette Kreitzer who was Sarah's administration commissioner and the keeper of Palin's hideous secrets. Recall that the judicial council is that plumb job that Sarah gave to Joe Miller's wife, Kathleen Miller. Her appointment was a payoff to fellow grifter Joe and plus it was a mission to install all conservative judges in Alaska. Parnell's just advancing this mission the way Sarah would do it herself.
According to the powers that be here, you ain't no one unless you're pro life.
wow. Is she trying to look like Bachmann? And, just think, Bristurd said that Bachmann was trying to look like her!
ReplyDeleteNot cute no more. Never saw a person age so much.
ReplyDeleteI am sure the plucky guitar playing guy from all the TLC "reality" shows will play music! How low can you go - what a fucking joke!
ReplyDeleteWasn't the thinning hair story debunked in 09? A hairdresser would never say something like that even if true. I don't really see a change in sarah hair. Its never been too thick and is still worn in the same styles on a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteJessica loves sarah and her family, as do the people who actually know them (contrasted to the people who arejealous of them).
A hairdresser sees her clients in many forms. Jessica barricaded her door when michael gross was stalking sarah and lying to her (jessicas face).
The palins arepros at ignoring heinous and rude lies and gossip. I think that's why people continue to be irate with them. Because nothing gets to this family and they leave a good impression on everyone they meet in person.
You do realize that last year sarahs hair was the exact same as it was in previous years. Ie diamondbacks game.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, details aren't your strong suit
Jessica is a pro at marketing herself and started pursuing grander opportunities when her name was thrown into the national atmosphere. She's a bright woman who's true to her clients and is the perfect person to have a hair show in tv.
ReplyDeleteWhy does the term greed come up? What is so wrong with pursuing opportunties when you envision them? Jessicas a smart entrepreneur who has national contacts. Her rewards are deserved based on merit alone. Just because some people who comment here made nothing of their lives and live off SS or welfare doesn't give you the right to dump on happy people with fulfilling lives.
ReplyDeleteThe palins arebusy enjoying summer bbqs. Camping and endless activities. You're on the computer bitching about nothing.
It all makes sense. Jealousy.
Holy shit she brought up Ayers, licked her fingers TWICE and held it up in the air.
ReplyDeleteFor sure after seeing this i can bet my $ she is not running for any office!!!!
Where did Sarah get that thing she had perched on her head last night ?
ReplyDeleteWas it something she shot and skinned ?
When FOX built her studio , couldn't they have sprung for some mirrors ?
The way it sits so high on her forehead ,
it does seem like Sarah
might be totally bald now.
Palin looked like Odo,
the shape shifter from Star Trek.
Or a Michelle Bachmann wax figure from Madame Tussauds.
Whoever thinks wasilla residents' lives revolve around the palins is seriously deluded. No one lives in fear. Wasilla is a wonderful town. The people who lie for attention and who were pissed they weren't spoon fed cushy govt jobs may be pissed but they're also selfish morons.
ReplyDeleteI love how the blogs are nothing but contrived, bogus material written by lifeless souls.
Am I wrong? Who's has the more fulfilling life?
Why do people think every little detail about a persons past must be divulged? I don't see you stalking the current prsidents friends and classmates. I don't see a journalist or writer digging into the past dealings of the chicago mafia (which makes alaska politics look like elem school student council)
Why the hypocrisy?
Wow. The last 3 years have not been kind to her face. Palin looked 10 years younger than her true age in 2008, now she looks 10 years older.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Are they THAT desperate for programming?
ReplyDeleteOn Hannity, Palin Holy shit, she brought up Ayers. She was not happy with poor old Romney.
ReplyDeleteAND she licked her fingers TWICE and held it up in the air.
Not Presidential AT ALL! So Jersey shore.
For sure i can bet my $ she is not running for any office, she is going to rally for her twin sis Bachmann!!!
And her hair gosh! Beehive salon pl. help her!
Ouch! Not a good look for the Quitter! Can she not see the mirror on those drugs?
ReplyDeleteAnd re the Washington Times review of Bristol's book: let's not lose sight of the fact that this is the Reverend Sun Yung Moon's paper; that would be the Moonies, who besides being ultra conservative reactionary twits also arranged for hundreds of their cult, strangers, to marry each other in the local pro football stadium!
So Sarah and Bristol will do the filmimg,get money from the state,fill their coffers and then Sarah will say Oh my pretty hair vote for me! Lots of helping hands here.
ReplyDeleteOh what little webs they weave, as soon as pictures appear showing the Trig hoax, out jumps another shiny object...what else has she in the bag....Poor Sarah no one is talking about her much.
Its interesting how gryphen and his counterparts promote full disclosure when it comes to sarahs entire life. To them, nothing is off limits.
ReplyDeleteYet they don't seem to feel the same way about their king, their beloved president obama: a man who chose a church led by an anti american pastor, a man who grew up with anti american politios, a man who was bred in communistic cultures, a man who is confused about what religion he practices (he has claimed both christianity and islam-its on video)
And no I'm not anti either religion. I am anti hypocrisy and people who ignore these facts about obama yet attack sarah for the same things are the worst of people.
Its called jealousy. Look it up. You're jealous sarah found her soulmate at age 17. You're jealous she has a big, loving family. You're jealous she's having an amazing and fun summer while you spend your days refreshing your computer. Your jealous because all of this is because one woman refused to sit down when talk show hosts and pundits in alaska viciously attacked her for being a woman. She refused to let sexism stop her from pursuing goals. She refused to let fagan and idiots like that from deterring her career choice.
Yes she's made mistakes. But she's admits to them. Yes she does. It is on video. She's ballsy, unmatched in fieriness and will continue to fight the good fight until extraneous spending and handouts cease to exist.
God bless sarah palin and people who have faith in the little guy. God bless her for putting herself and her reputation LAST even when the lies and defamation don't stop.
gross. So glad I no longer have cable.
ReplyDeleteOh My Gawd. HaHaHa. What's with the hugh forehead on Palin ?!?
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how she endlessly makes herself look completely ridiculous and regressive.
(I have a high forehead, but I don't deliberately try to make myself look foolish.)
Oh, Palin you are such a dolt.
wow, this sounds sooo interesting!!
ReplyDeletedo people really find it entertaining to watch customers at a hair salon? if so, I'd be real curious to know their iq.
www.washingtontimes.com/news/
ReplyDelete2011/aug/2/
bristol-in-her-own-words/
Doug Wead was an advisor to Dumbya. What more need be said?
It looks like Michelle Bachma---I mean, Sarah's, hairline is receding.
ReplyDeleteDoes female pattern baldness run in the Heath family? Ha ha ha ha ha
As long as we are advertising other salons, Try Lisa or Shannon at Nails Plus. I get compliments on my hair constantly. Complete strangers approach me asking me who does my hair.
ReplyDeleteThe Moonies sold the Wash. Times to Murdoch in 2010. That review is unbelievably fawning, even for the right wing Times.
ReplyDeletePu-leeze.
ReplyDeleteSarah is sooooooo into wigs.
She is beginning to look like my grandma.
ReplyDeleteCompletely out of touch with reality 6:24 PM?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought so.
re: Anonymous @6:24.
ReplyDeleteSo absurd I wonder if it isn't one of us doing a parody of a Palinbot.
Anon@6:24
ReplyDeleteYou are a hateful, bitter lunatic. No one here even finished reading your hate-filled post. You, like Sarah Louise Palin, live to spread your self-hate to everyone who isn't as emotionally crippled as you.
Get yourself some medication, it's your only hope for being a halfway decent human.
What do you bet the customer conservations during the hair-styling sessions will be pro-life, pro-Sarah, and anti-Obama? And, it shall be so.
ReplyDeleteha I see the fairy tale troll is back in action! after going all day trying not to comment on the fake pregnancy threads it has returned. how funny. wonder why it was so silent? lol
ReplyDeleteG, I can't read your comment section any more. The deluded trolls are making me nauseous. As a professional woman with advanced degrees, a wonderful husband of 40+ years, loving children and their delightful spouses- just like the rest of the commenters here with actual critical thinking skills I am SOOOO jealous of the Palins. ;-)
ReplyDeleteShe's sporting Michelle Bachman hair now. Desperation shows.
ReplyDeleteI deleted TLC from my channel lineup when they agreed to run the Sarah Show. Will not EVER be adding them back.
ReplyDeleteI made my hair dresser famous! I'm makin' good on my pledge to progress Alassska! And as for you, 5:20 pm who can't wait for CBJ's new reality show "Dr CBJ, Medicine Woman" - I'm werkin' on that!
ReplyDeleteThe palin fairybot is having a nervous breakdown right here on Gryphen's blog!
ReplyDeleteAnon@6:24,
ReplyDeleteObviously, you are a little buzzed from the Palin Kool-Aid.I can guarantee you that no one that visits this blog is jealous of the Palins. We think that they are idiots and hypocrites.
When has Sarah ever admitted that she has made a mistake? She never takes responsibility for anything and always blames it on someone else.
Your lame attempts to defend her might be better served at C4P.
6:24, if you aren't the most delusional fucktard who's ever existed...
ReplyDeletePeople hate her because she is the most hateful person out there, yet she plays victim like nobody's business.
Listen to her interview with Hannity today. The way she rolls her eyes and says "blah, blah, blah." Ohhhh, the outrage if Obama dismissed her like that. Which she totally deserves, as she is the most incoherent, nonsensical, rambler out there.
I see you're taking your cues from your Queen, bringing up 2008 talking points about Pastors and communism and Muslims, blah, blah, blah.
Actually, you might just be Sarah. Way to be stuck in the past, Sarah. No one gives two shits about Bill Ayers, and maybe you might just want to keep an eye on the homefront before throwing ANY stones. Seriously. *Wink*
So if we're jealous because we talk about you, what's your excuse for all of the manure you've been throwing at Obama and his family over the past few years, Sarah? Could it be that it burns you up that you're so insufficient that your name brings up laughs in most quarters, while the man you're so JEALOUS of is the President of the United States?
And he got there by working his ass off, by the way. Not by waltzing in expecting to be coronated. I see you expect to be coronated once again, too.
Have fun quitting once again! Deep down you know you can't hack it, and that's why Obama angers you so much. You want what he has, but you know you don't have the true toughness or stomach for it. You're all false bravado, nothing more.
Oh, just a trim and some propaganda, please.
ReplyDelete@5:59, 6:01, 6:07.... The space bar is there for a reason. Use it.
ReplyDelete"The palins arebusy enjoying summer bbqs. Camping and endless activities. You're on the computer bitching about nothing."
LOL. You are so predictable, you pathetic moron. What, no dinners at Applebees to report? Now that would be something for us all to get super jealous about!
"You're just jealous!" - Bristol Palin, Homer, AK, 2010.
Go take care of your son, Chin Palin, and stop commenting here.
I have never seen a woman with so little taste, style or even simple self awareness as Scarah. She continually, relentlessly, chooses terrible: shoes, colors, tops, underwear, belts, jewelry, coats, jackets, wigs, eye make-up, foundation, blush, purses, totes, pants, skirts and, oh yes, scarves. She is a walking example of what not to wear, just awful. And that's before you ever get to age-appropriate. She's left the house in garments - or with stains and wrinkles - that should never have seen the light of day.
ReplyDeleteAnd then we come to her personal hygiene: iffy on a good day.
All signs of mental illness and coming more unhinged by the day.
To the moron who said we were jealous because SP found her soul mate at 17--if he was her soul mate why did she have children with another man? If he was her soul mate why did SP have an affair with Brad Hanson? If he was her soul mate, why did he pay for sex from others? If that's what you consider a soul mate, I would have to question your sanity. Someday, SP will be somebody's cellmate though. That has Ms. Palin quivering in her hooker boots.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @6:55 PM: I also deleted TLC from my favorites, not to mention all the other Discovery channels.
ReplyDeleteIs @6:24 PM kidding? I don't know, I couldn't read past the first sentence.
Sarah just ships her hair to her by Fed-Ex at this point.
ReplyDeletebot knuckle dragger @ 6:24,
ReplyDeletedipshit, if you didn't have faux noise on 24/7 you wouldn't be clinically brain dead, but obviously it's too late and yer to far gone.
so why don't you go fuk yerself, do it today, eh
TLC likes a reality show about a hairdresser that worked on Sarah in Wasilla. Well, we know of a masseuse that worked on Sarah in Anchorage that would have one hell of a better show than that place!
ReplyDeleteomg I just realized... the fairy tale troll is right! I am jealous of a woman who is so fucking insane that she faked a pregnancy!
ReplyDeletewhy oh why can't I be that crazy??? why has god cursed me with sanity???? oh how I long to strap on an empathy belly and parade around in front of the public telling them about my doctor visits, the sonograms, and to write letters to friends in the voice of god telling them about my baby. oh, if only I could, if only I could (sob)... I really am jealous of sarah, god gave her the gift of insanity - god must not think I am good enough for such a blessing.
Only one thing to do palin shave your head.Then shave all those old gray pubes off your monkey.Then get a largr Mericun flag tatooed on your ass and then ride off into the sunset.
ReplyDeleteHey, Palin looks like Barbara Boxer and I LOVE Barbara Boxer but I HATE Sarah Palin!
ReplyDeleteHey, Bristol!! How come your mom is trying to look like Michelle Bachmann? DB!
That´s quite a receding hairline she´s got going there. Is the new look for gravitas?
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, the palinbots are such whiners. At least the fanatics of Brittany, Paris, Octomom, and Lindsay are smart enough to understand the press they receive is vital to their careers.
i didn't quite make it to the 5 min mark of $carah/hannity's pal'in around with terrorist meme.
ReplyDelete$carah's an AIP/Drop Zone Koch-suckin' $lut.
$he also managed to get a shot in on Hugo Chavez, toad's Mystic Oil/Citgo Iron Dog sponsor.
$carah does seriously need to choke on her own snot, fukin' two faced lying piece-0-$hit $kank
Anonymous 6:24
ReplyDeleteWho wrote that garbage you are spewing? Please. You must be what I call "a follower without thought". Open your mind dummy. So funny.
I don't know how reliable your sources are, Gryphen, but I stand behind - and way off to the side of - my report that she uses North Star Goat & Donkey shampoo, Andy Granatellli's STP Motor Oil Treatment as a conditioner, a 4:1 dilution of generic wallpaper paste for setting gel and Krylon Clear GelCoat aerosol spray for sheen and water resistance.
ReplyDeleteOh Troll @ 6:24pm...are you okay? Are you happy you finally got that off your chest? Good...FYI...this isn't 2008 sweetie...the election is over. Sarah Palin and John McCain LOST!
ReplyDeleteSarah QUIT her ELECTED office! PRESIDENT Obama is still PRESIDENT. Sarah Palin will NEVER be President of the United States. Get some help, Chuck, Sally, Ivy, RAM...whoever the hell you are...you need it.
To 6:24:
ReplyDeleteWhat a pathetic and tedious post. It reads like something a middle schooler would write.
No one is jealous of you, Sarah. In fact, many people regard you as a punchline, not as someone to envy.
Your children have a history of promiscuity, substance abuse, alcohol abuse, and lying. Your husband prefers to visit prostitutes rather than share a bed with you. You have shown, during your Greta interviews and Hannity interviews on Fox news that you have a very poor grasp of national
and international politics and events. You are not qualified
to comment on government policies, international affairs, or
politics. You bring no particular expertise, you are not
particularly bright, and your inability to coherently present
your positions would have caused someone with a lesser
ego to examine their suitability for the role you have
chosen.
Your bitter, vindictive comments about our president reveal
you for the petty, hateful person you are; you no longer
even attempt to hide it from the American people.
You foment hatred, divisiveness, and seditious behavior
while you proclaim yourself to be a Christian. Your
pathological lying is repugnant and ugly and destructive.
You are an extremely poor role model for your children and
for America.
*sigh* Go away, Sarah. Step away from the microphones
and the spotlight and put your children first for once in your
life. You will never be anything more than a "wannabe", and a poor one at that.
That picture of Jessica Beehive is 2 years old. I'll bet she looks like Rebecca Mansour now -- the size of a house.
ReplyDelete------------
I finally figured out why Bristol Palin had the Heidi Montag treatment done to her face.
When she's sitting at the defendents' table with her mother and father, and witnesses are asked "do you see the person who did this deed (take your pick, lying under oath, slander, etc.) in the courtroom?" -- the witnesses are forced to say no because they don't recognize Bristol.
That's what the dumb twit must be hoping anyway. Too bad her new face has been everywhere since January -- she'll be recognized.
Tabatha's Salon Takeover is one of my guilty pleasures on Bravo. Tabatha's a real salon owner with a months long waiting list for her fabulous styling and she goes into businesses and gives them no nonsense advice about what they need to do to improve their salons. She would eat this Beehive woman alive. Not only is the Beehive woman responsible for Sarah Palin's absolutely atrocious and outdated looks, but now she's getting a show to profile what a crappy hairdresser she is? Other than the Alaska angle -- what, How to Look Like You're Wearing a Dead Moose on Your Head -- how could this show possibly be of interest? This reality show TV deal is definitely a pay off to a loyal "friend" for keeping damaging information away from public view.
ReplyDeleteLike, the fact that Sarah doesn't really have ANY hair left.
*you didn't hear that from me*
624p bot says: "She's ballsy, unmatched in fieriness and will continue to fight the good fight until extraneous spending and handouts cease to exist."
ReplyDeleteOh, can I take this one??
Ballsy isnt a prized attribute of serious presidential contenders. Neither is fieriness, maverickyness or rogueiness. Face it, she hasnt got the right stuff. Not even close.
The consummate grifter will keep fighting until the spending ON HER and handouts TO HER cease to exist. She's only in it for the money and the ego strokes.
Just remember: she wasnt good enough before, she isnt good enough now and she will never ever be good enough in the future.
But you keep dreaming... 'k?
Also keep in mind that Ms. Beehive hairdresser would know about Sarah's faked pregnancy. She saw Sarah often and knows if she was pregnant or not. Barbers and Beauticians know these things.
ReplyDeleteThis is Sarah's way of paying her back for keeping quiet. You betcha!
The naked truth is always chasing a well-dressed lie.
NakedTruth
@6;07
ReplyDeleteYou express the Palin mindset which is all about money. You, and the Palins with their newfound money, should invest in a course in manners.
Yes, there are people who post here and receive SS and I am one. I worked years and years and, now that I am recovering from Breast Cancer, I am using my SS benefits. I don't apologize to anyone.
What you and palin and her followers need to understand is that most people will never meet Palin. If she wants to come off as a decent person, then she should act like one on tv.
While you are cutting down people who have less than you, remember that you can be living a successful life based on money but not a significant one. Many people with very little money make a far bigger difference in this world than many who have much.
I've always been puzzled by the Palinbots' insistence that anyone who dislikes Sarah must be jealous of her. I can only conclude that because they are all unattractive, overweight, miserably married, uneducated, unsuccessful, poor, and the parents of children who are drug-addicted, pregnant, high school dropouts, that they assume we must be, too.
ReplyDeleteNewsflash, Palin Fairy Tale Troll: I am happily married to a wonderful man with a college degree and a great job, who STILL holds my car door for me and who would never dream of patronizing a hooker. My kids are happy, smart, attractive, professionals with graduate degrees and no unplanned pregnancies or arrest records. I myself have a very fulfilling, successful career, I'm constantly told I look 10-15 years younger than my age, and I'm having a very fun summer, thank you very much. So please explain to me why I'm jealous of a national joke?
Yep, I know I am totally jealous.(?) I guess. I dunno. Her life seems kind of, well, miserable, to tell the truth. Seems like she spends a lot of time avoiding people and simultaneously feeding her publicity animal. That really cannot be a whole lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteSure, the Fox News gig pays well, but she's gotta schedule it, prepare for it, and then go sit in the studio getting it done. In between all the other vague promotional stuff that's kind of essential to keep the machine running.
I don't think they're spending a lot of time out on the road in the RV, or out in Bristol Bay up the river in the skiff. Or on the beach in Hawaii. I think that was just a TV show.
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TLC is a channel losing viewers, either way. Money is tight, cable is optional, crap like that everyone can live without. They're slipping.
But no doubt Jessica and TLC is grateful for the plug, there, Gryphen! A bunch of people never would have known about this show otherwise. Not cable viewers, don't follow programming line-ups; we would never have known! So now there's a bunch of viewers for this crappy show that they wouldn't have had! The power of blogging...
So, Americans, Discovery/TLC is making decisions for you that you'd rather watch Sarah Palin's beauty shop, than a day-in-the-life of the unique and varied lifestyles (from commercial fishing jobs to Double Musky waiters to choppering in to glacier-top training centers) of Alaska's Olympic athletes leading into the 2014 Olympics.
What a shame. Really?
Bot @ 6:24 - can you please link to the videos where Sarah has admitted her mistakes? Thanks you betcha!
ReplyDeleteWow - this post really got to some people. Palin supporters as well as "Beehive" supporters. The word must have spread quickly about this article.
ReplyDeleteSo - we are so fortunate tonight to hear about the wonderful lives the Palins live and what an incredible business person the owner of the salon is. We did not know all of that. I feel so much better for it.
Pat Padrnos
Hee, I remember when Jessica had to delete her Twitter account PRONTO after she said some stuffs.
ReplyDeletethe beehive "salon" reality show, starring the people of wal-mart
ReplyDelete6:24 - If I had to be SP to have her money, I'd choose being me every time. Change "jealous of" to "appalled by" and you might be a little closer to reality.
ReplyDeleteI hate talking about looks, but... much older Greta looks better than the QUITTER. Sorry, couldn't keep that in....
ReplyDeleteI think she is trying on the Nancy Pelosi look.
ReplyDeleteHi Sarah, Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteQuick question, where's Trigs birth certificate?
"....Yet they don't seem to feel the same way about their king, their beloved president obama: a man who chose a church led by an anti american pastor, a man who grew up with anti american politios, a man who was bred in communistic cultures, a man who is confused about what religion he practices (he has claimed both christianity and islam-its on video... 6:24 PM")
ReplyDeleteYou could answer your own questions if you would take a moment. $P started the sh*t throwing and lies about Obama from day one. He has never uttered one word about her or her personal life yet she has spent the past 3-1/2 years tearing him down at every opportunity to gain attention and line her greedy pockets. Had she come on the scene as a reasonable person with positive ideas and shown any semblance of political bonafides she would likely have been welcomed but she chose to come on as a mindless, hateful attack dog.
If you actually watch the videos of her 100K speeches you will hear her refer to the President as a 'terrorist' yet she had the gall yesterday on GVS to whine that VP Biden had dared to use that word in reference to the TeaParty tactics. Do you and other Paylin sycophants really feel entitled to hold all the rocks?
You are here retelling the same old lies that she fed you that you gleefully swallowed to regurgitate on cue. There is not one word in your above quote that is remotely true yet it is repeated over and over by all of you who carry her water. So you insist we should treat her kindly and not attempt to expose her lies and mendacity?? puh-leeze
Pls don't waste your time here, your attempted defense of Paylin convinces no one. Go back to C4P and read the comments about Obama and liberals. When you and yours show up with 'clean hands', you'll have a better chance of being taken seriously. Don't forget, this is OUR country too and $P doesn't get to make the call on who or what exemplifies true and decent Americans or to decide which religion manifests the truth.
I would say that @6:24 is one of the Tundra Turd's multiple personalities.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong w/Americans? Would they really watch this crap as it relates to idiot Palin? Friggin amazing if it gets an audience.
ReplyDeleteSo now we know what happened to the empathy belly. Carefully tufted with the remains of a shredded Dynel bath mat, it becomes tonight's helmet hair.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I never thought she was
wearing a wig before, but boy, howdy, tonight's the night.
That certain foreboding really seems to have affected the troll response tonight. Jealous? Well, no, since I carry my own TURTLEWAX.
Wild (and still hairy) Tortoise
She has a new twitter account akbehivebeauty
ReplyDeleteOMG, just finished reading the comments. You guys are on a roll tonight. ROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI would be more interested in a TLC reality show about the Taco Bell or Starbucks in Wassilla, than a fat broad who does big hair for the queen.
ReplyDeleteWonder if Jessica might consider parting with a couple strands of sarah's mane?
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Nothing about $P has shocked me more than learning that she uses the services of a hairdresser!!!
ReplyDeleteSo Hawaii is a communistic culture? What a fuckin' idiot troll.
ReplyDelete@ 6:42 considering it was written by a 65 y o man - eeeeeuuuuw.
ReplyDeleteYou can see her mental instability. She did it with her spongebob belly. She's doing it with these wigs. She doesn't think she just does.She's like a very depressed person that just goes through the motion of everyday life, ugly hair, wrinkled clothes, goddy shoes, constant lip sores and thinks the world loves them, like a old movie star who sits and watches old movies about them and gets so excited about what they thought they where.
ReplyDeleteOh, the TACKY - it burns! Just look at that fine specimen of a plywood sign the Beehive has. Maybe Tawd and his buddies put it up the day they were 'on the roof'? The bright pink clapboard monstrosity looks like it could be found next to the Doo Drop In Saloon on Route 66 outside of Barstow in 1959.
ReplyDeleteThe 'reality show' is such an obvious payoff (with tax credits!) it makes me ill. Once again, just as with Bristle, $arah pulled some strings to ensure silence.
Keep it Klassy, $arah. Gum-smackin' & bumpits are sooo Prezidenshul, you betcha! Tanya Harding is a classy lady with cultured social graces compared to Her Heinous. America can't stand it anymore - GO AWAY, PALINS!
2nd anon @ 9:28...
ReplyDelete...or at least the mug shot saloon
Well said 8:01, very well said.
ReplyDeleteReads a lot like a "Special Comment" ;-) ;-)
Don't give a crap about the tundra twit tart but I just love that picture with the gal in front of her shop!
ReplyDeleteHer laugh expression & her hand movement are classic.
--GypsyGirl
Anon@6:24pm has to be Ivy the babysitter.
ReplyDeleteVery same kind of hero worship.
She mostly wears wigs!
ReplyDeleteIncidentally Gryphen, this is a good article on what the Tea Party really is: http://www.salon.com/news/tea_parties/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2011/08/02/lind_tea_party
"Contradicting the mainstream media narrative that the Tea Party is a new populist movement that formed spontaneously in reaction to government bailouts or the Obama administration, the facts show that the Tea Party in Congress is merely the familiar old neo-Confederate Southern right under a new label."
Maybe they can fix up Sarah's hair to look like a big surveyor symbol.
ReplyDeleteYou know, some women do lose their hair when they start menopause.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003246.htm
Some women also develop a particular pattern of hair loss due to genetics, age, and male hormones (which tend to increase in women after menopause). The pattern is different from that of men. Female pattern baldness involves a thinning throughout the scalp. The front hairline generally remains intact.
A sudden physical or emotional stress may cause one-half to three-quarters of the hair throughout your scalp to shed (called Telogen effluvium). You will notice hair coming out in handfuls while you shampoo, comb, or run your hands through your hair. You may not notice this for weeks to months after the episode of stress. The hair shedding will decrease over 6 - 8 months.
Cause of this type of hair loss are:
High fever or severe infection
Childbirth
Major surgery, major illness, sudden blood loss
Severe emotional stress
Crash diets, especially those that do not contain enough protein
A number of medications, including retinoids, birth control pills, beta-blockers, certain antidepressants, NSAIDs (including iburpofen) and calcium channel blockers
Gryph, didn't you say Sarah was really high strung and didn't deal with stress very well? There's also the diet thing.
Personally, I think Jessica Beehive did a good job, considering what she had to work with. The bangs and the updo hid the harshness and hard angles of $P's face. And more recently, the surgery, botox, and receding hairline. Just compare Beehive's results to the newly exposed $P in the Bachmann wig.
ReplyDeleteI've said it here before, and I said it yesterday at Business Insider; you can tell when a post hits close to home by how vehemently the Palin bots defend her. The newly discovered pictures, and now the "payoff" theory have both touched a very raw nerve.
ReplyDeleteSomeone (gee, I wonder who) is feeling threatened.
Also, too, didn't Sarah win her Governors race by running against cronyism? It seems like a lot of her friends and supporters profited from her success. . . just sayin.
Is she getting state tax rebates for this, and, if so, how can it be stopped?
ReplyDelete$careh looks about late 50's or early 60's on Faux Noise, and her hair looks awful; or is that another cheap ass wig?
ReplyDeleteSo will the unQueen be starring in the show? Inquiring minds don't really want to know.
ReplyDeletePathetic PalinTroll at 624: "[Sarah] refused to let sexism stop her from pursuing goals."
ReplyDeleteThat's an interesting spin. The truth is, Sarah has used sex to sell her ignorant self at every opportunity.
*wink!*
5:59 pm wasn't the thinning hair debunked
ReplyDeleteYou must be Sally or Chuckless Heath, quit slobbering all over your nasty stupid daughter, $carah.
6:07 pm You're on the computer bitching about nothing
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin, quit crying over the way your face has been mutilated and go take care or all your kids. You are a loser just like your idiot mother. Get off the damn computer, it's Piper's turm now.
6:07 pm jealousy - living off SS
ReplyDeleteYou stupid dipshit, Sally & Chuck Heath are living off SS. You are trashing your own grandparents, Bristol.
No, we aren't jealous.
@8:01
ReplyDeleteBravo!
@6:24, I think you are the one that is jealous or even envious of Sarah Palin. Does she have everything that you don't?
"Yes she's made mistakes. But she's admits to them. Yes she does. It is on video." Are you serious!?!
The blood libel tape? Fool, she ran for cover. An elected public official, who was doing her job was shot in head, others were shot and killed. A little girl, who was just nine years old was killed, and this happened in a shopping mall; not on the battlefield in a distant country, not during a drive-by shooting in a dangerous and drug-infested neighborhood, but a shopping mall!
"Ballsy?" No, how about a liar (death panels), a quitter (Governor of Alaska), and a coward (Don't blame me for the shooting in Tucson, AZ; I'm the one hurting here, look at me).
BTW, tell me again how much "The Undefeated" was going to bring in at the box office?
Oh, it's no longer playing in theaters, just on PPV and maybe later as an in-flight movie to guarantee an audience? "Oh, what a shame."
A loving family would try to help $arah.
ReplyDeleteShe is seriously aging before our eyes.
Her 'style' is gettin ....strange to say the least.
And the weird mannerisms.
Come on already Todd , Chuck, Bristol help the woman.
It is past time for an intervention.
Anon 8:35 - I wish you well in your recovery. When reading your post it occurred to me that SP probably hasn't ever worked enough quarters to be eligible for SS!
ReplyDelete8:01 comment -
ReplyDeleteLong but necessary comment - we heart you! Keep up the great work!
Oh damn, now I realize why I am so unhappy and jealous.
ReplyDeleteMy husband of 42 years has never had sex with prostitutes like Todd, $arah's ex-husband.
My husband of 42 years has never been a member of the AIP like Todd Palin. Wow!
My amazing husband married me 42 years ago, worked hard and retired. I am also retired.
We are both drawing SOCIAL SECURITY and a check from retirement.
So $arah Failin & screwed up family, go fuck yourself and get out of my face. You have stalked us too many times.
Looks like ole Chuck Heath has been hitting the keyboard and kissing up to $arah. Strange relationship there, ya know!
ReplyDelete5:59, 6:01, 6:07
ReplyDeleteBRISTOL...you are just embarrassing yourself. Do you really think you are fooling anyone? Seriously?
What a sick, sad, shame that you spend SO much time here when your children are being raised by nannies. Between your obsessive posting here, constant trolling of every single article about you or your mother, and your ridiculous plastic face...I would be surprised if your children could even pick you out of a crowd.
Grif, her hair on Hannity was like a mullet, she said 'still' spine, how does anyone know what she is talking about? why doesn't someone at fox correct her horrible english? she says the president just says blah blah blah. what a vile woman
ReplyDeleteThe palins arepros at ignoring heinous and rude lies and gossip. I think that's why people continue to be irate with them. Because nothing gets to this family and they leave a good impression on everyone they meet in person.
ReplyDeleteHah hah ha ha! This is hilarious.
Yeah, nothing gets to them, that's why they're professional victims.
For years I have drove past this salon thinking to myself, who the fuck would get their hair done in a shop like that? It literally is down in a holler off Palmer Wasilla Hwy.
ReplyDeleteOh by the way, there are way cooler salons in the Valley with more interesting stylists than this shithole salon. Fail TLC.
ReplyDeleteLook out America. Brad Hanson is running for mayor of Palmer. Brad makes Sarah look like a fair and reasonable person. In that fucked up party if he wins his election now it won't be long before Brad is tapped by some deranged republican presidential candidate to be her running mate.
ReplyDelete@8:01, great post, well said. Unfortunately, none of the Palins nor their flying monkeys nor the bots can read that many words all strung together in sentences and such.
ReplyDeleteLaprofessora so true. I don't even read fairy tale troll's posts anymore. I read until I recognize who she (RAM) is and then move on. Talk about sad. The amount of time put into writing those long drawn out comments. I waste enough time just reading here I can't imagine how much time FTT (RAM) wastes posting all her bs here.
ReplyDeleteExcept,
ReplyDeleteWhen you lose hair due to childbirth, you are really losing the excess hair you grew while pregnant.
Will all those Palin freaks be on the "Big Hair Show"? Or will it just be $arah and $arah Jr aka Brisdull?
ReplyDeleteI can already tell ya that this show will be a "block buster".
ReplyDeleteYa lay the blocks down, and the snark will just bust 'em.
$arah will be carted off to a holding cell for the mentally deranged, Bristol rushed off to deliver her 3 or 4th baby, and Todd will be arrested for having sex with another consenting male.
This is going be a super fun year, $arah and co. will be tagged as the lamest and the most funniest laughing dummies of the century.
Will the big hair dresser show $arah in her baldness with new hair tips planted in her skull while she sits with a red bull and a diet energy bar and Murdoch laughing in her face?
ReplyDeleteAnon 6:24 Per SP she was doing jury duty. I am disappointed to learn from you SP lied and has been camping and having fun telling a whopper she is doing her civic duty!
ReplyDeleteSigh, we have been waiting for the next leg of the great Palin history learnin family vacation. You come and inform us the Palins are having summer fun in AK, played us as fools? Gosh, darn we were waiting to see Piper happy again on another leg of the vacation!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete...Yes she's made mistakes. But she's admits to them. Yes she does. It is on video. She's ballsy, unmatched in fieriness... God bless her for putting herself and her reputation LAST even when the lies and defamation don't stop.
6:24 PM
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Working your fingers to the bone pumping out your senseless comments, aren't you?
Sarah Palin has never, ever admitted to the slightest mistake, fault, or failing of any kind since hitting the ational stage. And things like not realizing how awful other people are, does not count as admitting to a mistake!
Again with the pervy sex references? What is it with you Palins and Palinists and your pervy sex obsessions? Sarah is not "ballsy", she's too much of a lazy, unprepared, uneducated chickenshit coward to appear on a show with actual journalists. Sorry, every other candidate has the courage to appear on not-so-friendly shows. Not your gutless, spineless, cowardly queen.
The only thing sarah cares about besides grifting as much money as she can from her idiot flock is her reputation. Her own emails demonstrate how important it was for her to manipulate polls and opinions.
Oh, by the way? If you think things should be written about President Obama, stop wasting your time here with your moronic comments and put your time, your effort, and your money into starting your own blog. Oh wait, that is not the Palin way, is it?
Heidi3 @ 10:06, you nailed it (pardon the pun) remarking about that high-quality Beehive plywood sign, which probably is de rigueur for Wasilla.
ReplyDeleteThat was 2 years ago; let's see in the first episode of "Big Hair..." if TLC has paid for a new garishly neon pink sign for Jessica.
I'm willing to bet this is the reality show Bristol has been working on this summer in the valley. And, I'll bet she's listed as exec. producer.
ReplyDeleteboth this show and Palins are loser. I won't watch.
@ 6:24
ReplyDeleteBallsy? No. It's called being dense and not being able to recognize when one's expiration date has long passed. She's a fucking moron, and you are apparently in denial. Please seek help immediately. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
I don't think there are many trolls on this site.
ReplyDeleteJust the same one or two that are too stupid to not post 4 messages right in a row.
The wig is a mess, but I do think it is time for Sarah to wear her hair in a shorter and more mature style rather that trying to compete hair styles with Willow and Bristol. However, a mature hairstyle will not guarantee that Sarah Palin will grow up and mature.
ReplyDeleteI think this is great. This could be a bigger hit than spak
ReplyDeleteYou are right G, they need an ak channel.
Seriously, y'all ain't that interesting.
GoL
I amazed anyone would take credit for palin's hair. Whether it's her hair or a wig it always looks dirty and looks much like the hair do the lady at the counter of the local bowling alley grill sports.
ReplyDeleteOh, it's no longer playing in theaters, just on PPV and maybe later as an in-flight movie to guarantee an audience? "Oh, what a shame."
ReplyDelete4:02 AM
Not unless they offer every passenger a parachute- or a whole lot of alcohol. Oh wait, there's a passenger's bill of rights now - I think the fine print includes not showing this movie - as it would be torture on the tarmac.
Organized content is the best way to display or post an article, thank you for making it easy to digest your post.
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