Wednesday, September 28, 2011

How to Analyze a Palin Interview.

Huge hat tip to our friend Love & Knishes.

The truly funny part is that this is EXACTLY what the Palin-bots see when they watch one of her interviews.

56 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:16 PM

    Nick Broomfield did a segment on MSNBC Martin Bashir show on Wednesday.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/#44706265

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  2. Anonymous8:25 PM

    Jon Stewart hit a home run tonight over at the Daily Show tonight. You can watch it at mediaite.com.

    I am thrilled to see (thanks Nicole Wallace) that the media is finally paying attention to the fact that Sarah Palin is mentally ill.

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  3. Anonymous8:25 PM

    Hilarious. I'm a symbologist of sorts & even I cannot find all the "key signifiers" as they do. It is so cultish.

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  4. JayKen Knotstirred8:26 PM

    Hi Sarah, Welcome back!

    Quick question, Where's Trigs birth certificate?

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  5. Anonymous8:31 PM

    Jon Stewart To Sarah Palin: Either You’re Running For President Or You’re Crazy
    On The Daily Show Wednesday night, Jon Stewart looked into whether certain alternative presidential candidates sought out by Republicans are willing to throw their hats (or their shocking pink neckties, or their blue fuzzy vests) into the ring.

    Stewart looked into New Jersey Governor and Great Right Hope Chris Christie‘s suggestion to visit Politico.com to watch a video of his response to the question of whether or not he’ll run. “Oooh, it’s like a treasure hunt, I love it!” quipped Stewart in his finest Mad Hatter voice. Christie’s answer is sweet and simple: “No.” But leave it to we the media to turn gold back into straw. Stewart played a (rather hilarious) clip of reporters saying Christie had “left the door open” to running. But the man said NO. “Chris Christie has given you his answer, so stop grinding up against him asking if you can just put the tip in!” he yelled, unfortunately.

    Then there’s Sarah Palin, whose concern seems to be that the title of President would wrangle in her power. But the presidency is “one of the higher-level” positions we have in his country, a Stewart on the verge of a heart attack pointed out. And then there’s the matter of her recent speeches and appearances in early primary states “riding in a colorful bus” and “telling people what you would do if you were president,” which led Stewart to observe that “you’re either running for president, or you’re a crazy person.”

    Watch the whole segment, via Comedy Central:

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jon-stewart-to-sarah-palin-either-youre-running-for-president-or-youre-crazy/

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  6. Anonymous8:32 PM

    "SARAH PALIN, A MILF

    ..MORON I'D LIKE TO FORGET"
    -BILL MAHER

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  7. Anonymous8:32 PM

    that is exactly the throes the pee ponders are going through right now..


    too funny but at the same time, wow, just wow !

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  8. Anonymous8:37 PM

    Must watch Jon Stewart, he took her on tonight and called her 'crazy'.

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  9. Anonymous8:51 PM

    OT, some more humor (which I need badly, now that my beloved Red Sox are done for the season):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpRUvfwv_AU&feature=player_embedded

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  10. Anonymous9:06 PM

    OT but just read that THE ROGUE is #10 (with a bullet) on the New York Times bestseller list!

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  11. Anonymous9:07 PM

    Gryph, this is hysterical to me. I was trying to explain to my husband this morning about all these signs that she's running based on her TV appearances. He looked at me and said, "Well, how do you know if she's not running?" "NO, no, no," I said, "All these indicators only point to the fact that she IS running." I tried to elaborate on hair up, Presidential, hair down, just like one of us. He just didn't understand that there were no "not running" signs. Sigh.

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  12. Anonymous9:09 PM

    Too bad those dumbasses don't look at the "Tri-G pregnancy" photos the same way. She's wearing a wig! She's running! She's wearing a fake belly! She's running!

    nswfm

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  13. Anonymous9:13 PM

    Bravo/Brava Love & Knishes!!
    *applause* *applause* *applause*

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  14. Anonymous9:36 PM

    anyone wanting to witness canabalism firsthand should venture over to the c4p and read the comments from the last day or so. the palin soccer team plane has crashed into andes.

    on another note, dont know if anyone caught this comment a couple days ago at c4p, its basically what i expect would happen if she does ever come clean about trig:

    "open thread 9-25 12:30 am
    My OP Today 09:40 PM

    LOL! Breitbart named Joe McGinniss "Sloppy Joe". LOL.
    Great interview. They are saying that even if the dumb rumors about Trig not being Gov. Palin's son, then so what? What of it if he was adopted? That would make her an honorable person."

    yes- they would let her off as honorable and forget all the lies.

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  15. Anonymous9:42 PM

    Thank you Love/Knishes and Gryphen for a great laugh! We need it after watching/listening to $arah "poll me" Paylin.

    How can Greta still sit there with a straight face and listen to all that QUitter snark! She must realize her obedient passivity is making her look so unprofessional and just downright foolish as Lady Blah Blah blathers on.

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  16. Anonymous9:46 PM

    Love & Knishes YOU ROCK!

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  17. Gasman9:46 PM

    The Palin-bots see the signs that Palin is running because the voices in their heads tell them it is so.

    I say she's running because she's a fucking imbecile who is stupid enough to believe that she could win, even at this late date.

    Don't kid yourself, Palin will see the dwindling support of Perry and Bachmann as a sign from Godhisownself that it is time for her to begin her glorious campaign to change her address to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC.

    Hell, with her shrink wrapped bus tours in Iowa and elsewhere, she HAS been running for POTUS, in her own mavericky, winkin' and flirtin', pageant walkin', goin' all roguey bein' unfamiliar with any issues kind of way.

    She is a deluded, narcissistic moron who just KNOWS that she will be president.

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  18. Anonymous9:52 PM

    Hey, MeAgain, Why don't you just publish the speech now? You know, the one where she announces that she's not going to run. You said you had them both, right? I'm only interested in the "not running" speech. Come on, you can tell us, you said you would. Why wait? It's the speech you yourself said you thought she would give. What are you waiting for? You said she might change it and you would lose credibility. That's what you said, right? Just post it and let us decide your credibility, okay?

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  19. Hey Gryph.... Just for yucks, I gotta ask.... Do you have a strategy to get away from this band of certifiable nut bags when they finally implode?

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  20. Anonymous10:15 PM

    ***TROLL ALERT*** ***TROLL ALERT***

    >>>Anonymous said...

    Hey, MeAgain, Why don't you just publish the speech now? You know, the one where she announces that she's not going to run. You said you had them both, right? I'm only interested in the "not running" speech. Come on, you can tell us, you said you would. Why wait? It's the speech you yourself said you thought she would give. What are you waiting for? You said she might change it and you would lose credibility. That's what you said, right? Just post it and let us decide your credibility, okay?
    9:52 PM

    ***TROLL ALERT*** ***TROLL ALERT***

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  21. Winski, I am ALREADY away from the certifiable nut bags.

    Those idiots aren't up in Alaska. We hate her ass!

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  22. Anonymous10:33 PM

    Someone needs to do a Life of Brian type movie about Palin and the signs and wonders crowd that think she's the 2nd coming.

    Chuck - She's not the Messiah. She's a very naughty girl. Very naughty.

    Or maybe a take off on Being There where a female Chauncey Gardiner turns out to be Satan.

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  23. Anonymous10:40 PM

    Brilliant, Love & Knishes!

    Imagine how angry Lady Marmelade is going to be when she finds out her boy friend Hannity had Nicolle Wallace on to peddle her book.

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  24. Anonymous10:51 PM

    OK, I just watched Stewart. That was epic. Inspired. And coming on the heels of Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, brand destroying. Palin is on the verge of going down in history, even amongst conservatives, as a whackjob diva.

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  25. SignsSignseverywherearesigns11:06 PM

    I've seen Sarah mentioned on many of the news shows today. "Cuckoo for Cocao Puffs". That must be a secret signal that SHE'S RUNNING!

    Even her enemies like at MSNBC are laughing now!

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  26. Thenorwegianblue11:07 PM

    "Perhaps I am not giving your renegade Alaskan bird-spirit enough credit. What Palin wisdom would a presidential run silence??"
    --Jon Stewart tonight on $P's nutty dithering

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  27. Anonymous11:13 PM

    Some of the Joe Miller certifiable nutbags are awaiting trial in orange suits.*

    * Joe Miller says remember to follow all laws and slam on the brakes before impact. Don't forget:
    lunchtime is "Clear Recent History" time too.

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  28. Anonymous12:01 AM

    Did C4P close down?

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  29. Anonymous12:58 AM

    Found on Timeline - Upcoming Events for Sarah Palin website:
    http://rubegonia.wordpress.com/2011/09/23/sarah-palin-timeline-and-gop-timeline/

    October 11 – 13, 2011 – SOUTH KOREA

    Maeil Business Newspaper
    Sarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska and the Republican Party’s frontline female politician, will be making her very first visit to South Korea to attend the 2011 World Knowledge Forum (WKF 2011)

    Palin first entered mainstream politics when she was named the Republican Party nominee for Vice President in the 2008 presidential election. Ever since, Palin has been the figurehead of grassroots conservative politics also known as the Tea Party Movement, which has been opening new scopes in US politics.During the WKF, Sarah Palin will give a US leadership perspective on how to lead the world out of the latest crisis.

    The 2011 WKF will be celebrating its 12th session this year under the theme of ‘New Crisis.’ Our distinguished guests – 250 global leaders from 40 countries around the world – will shine new light and shed insights on how to successfully navigate through the drastically altered global management environment following the global financial crisis.

    Our list of illustrious speakers include current and former public officials – such as former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown and European Commissioner for Trade Karel de Gucht - as well as the world-famous academics in the likes of Michael Sandel, Amy Chua, and Strobe Talbott. Our prominent mega business speakers also include Toshiba CEO Atsutoshi Nishida and Rio Tinto CEO Tom Albanese.

    [Written by Hyun-kyu Shin - Samji Chung / edited by Soyoung Chung]

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  30. Anonymous2:13 AM

    He!He! How can Sarah run for President, when she is shakled to grifting!

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  31. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn2:40 AM

    Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for using it, Gryphen!

    OMG--I realized I just used two exclamation points, two capital G's and the word "it" twice up there. That can only mean she's...

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  32. See, now you're just being mean. LOL.

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  33. Anonymous4:15 AM

    They forgot the main one: running suit: she's running!!! (away from the media, but that's par for the course with this coward.)

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  34. Anonymous4:43 AM

    Love & Knishes forgot to diagram the vomit coming out of her mouth that passes for expert analysis on the political atmosphere.

    But that was good.

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  35. I wish you would set up a file where one can fine all posts by "me again." I read through most of the threads and see references to remarks she/he has made and then get frustrated when I can't find them. I understand it gives you more page views to have people searching for them but the frustration is really getting to me and I would suspect the same is true with others. It may get to the point where we just give up, which, of course, will ultimately lose you views.

    If such a space is already established and I've just missed it...well, nevermind. Thanks.

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  36. Anonymous4:54 AM

    Anon 9:36. Actually, it was a Rugby team. Although Soccer is the National pasttime in South America, there has been rugby teams that go from country to country in SA playing. that one that crashed was a bunch of school chums who played on the same rugby team at a catholic school, then went to a 'pro' team where the old players from that school went.

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  37. Anonymous5:25 AM

    Thank you, Gasman for voicing my thoughts so beautifully. She will run, because she is an imbecile who craves attention like a junkie. Plus, god told her she would be POTUS.

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  38. Anonymous5:26 AM

    Gotta say Gryphen I am loving it when you pop up in the comments unexpectedly, it feels like you're right there with us, participating and listening and snarking.

    Thanks for adding yet another dimension to your blog and to our enjoyment.

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  39. Anonymous5:36 AM

    Andrew said...

    I wish you would set up a file where one can fine all posts by "me again." I read through most of the threads and see references to remarks she/he has made and then get frustrated when I can't find them.

    Andrew:

    Pretty much all of what MeAgain has said sit inside of this thread. It's where she started and where she gravitates to to post. People have cut and pasted the snippets on other threads, but THIS thread is the motherload:

    More about Nick Broomfield's documentary "Sarah Palin-You Betcha!" Including when it will be shown at the Toronto International Film Festival.

    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/08/more-about-nick-broomfields-documentary.html?commentPage=1

    The very first post starts with:

    Anonymous said...

    You would be sad at the things Trig "knows". He is friendly with most anyone who is kind and genuine...but he doesn't have the parental attachment to anyone. He pines for Todd, who genuinely loves him. But Sarah uses Trig as a pawn. Todd offered to care for him instead of Sarah paying someone $7500 a month. (and I fully expect Gryphen to post about who "someone" is one of these days as it will NOT stay hidden much longer) And Sarah is CHEAP ASS CHEAP so I thought she would jump at the chance. But once she knew Todd actually WANTED Trig...she said no just because she knew it would hurt him.

    When Trig smacked Sarah, she went "you little shit", practically hissing. I used to think she was just "different". After seeing her in action the last two years...I think she's a lunatic.

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  40. emrysa6:01 AM

    hilarious graphic! the sad part is that it's true! those people are delusional.

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  41. Bravo/Brava Love & Knishes!!
    *applause* *applause* *applause*

    9:13 PM

    ~~~

    Co-sign!

    Very funny. =)

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  42. Hell, with her shrink wrapped bus tours in Iowa and elsewhere, she HAS been running for POTUS, in her own mavericky, winkin' and flirtin', pageant walkin', goin' all roguey bein' unfamiliar with any issues kind of way.

    ~~~~~~

    Aaand you have me laughing!

    Welcome back, Gasman~ missed Ya!

    ("bein' unfamiliar with any issues kind of way"- is my favorite, just fyi. ;)

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  43. Anonymous6:08 AM

    "Sarah Palin will give a US leadership perspective on how to lead the world out of the latest crisis."

    Comedy gold!

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  44. Anonymous6:09 AM

    "I am thrilled to see (thanks Nicole Wallace) that the media is finally paying attention to the fact that Sarah Palin is mentally ill.

    8:25 PM"

    And why, pray tell, does Nicole Wallace deserve ANY thanks? This bitch has known for THREE YEARS what a monster Palin is. She kept her mouth shut during the campaign. If McCain/Palin got elected, Wallace would have continued to keep her mouth shut. Only when she can once again benefit financially from Palin's deficiencies (i.e. when she has a book to sell) does Wallace so much as hint that Palin is a disaster.

    Wallace is the lowest of the low. And after watching Rachel Maddow's fawning interview of her, coupled with Maddow's refusal to interview Joe McGinniss, I am over Rachel Maddow too.

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  45. Thanks Anon 5:36 a.m. I really appreciate the help.

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  46. Anonymous6:29 AM

    Spot on Gasman...my thoughts exactly!

    Sheesh

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  47. YAY, Love&Knishes!!
    Gasman, YOU rock, too, also, btw!
    Chauncie Gardner for Prez!!!!

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  48. AKinPA6:54 AM

    Wow! Love & Knishes captured the "reasoning"of those poor goofs over at C4P perfectly! Great job!

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  49. Bravo on the graphic! Hilarious!

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  50. Duncan7:45 AM

    Andrew said...

    I wish you would set up a file where one can fine all posts by "me again." I read through most of the threads and see references to remarks she/he has made and then get frustrated when I can't find them.

    Andrew:

    Pretty much all of what MeAgain has said sit inside of this thread. It's where she started and where she gravitates to to post. People have cut and pasted the snippets on other threads, but THIS thread is the motherload:

    More about Nick Broomfield's documentary "Sarah Palin-You Betcha!" Including when it will be shown at the Toronto International Film Festival.

    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/08/more-about-nick-broomfields-documentary.html?commentPage=1

    Actually the very first post starts with:

    Anonymous said...
    9:13am

    "ahahahaha"?

    Really, Bristol? As in "ahahahaha my mom thinks im pregnant" and "ahahahaha im a slut"?

    You are the only shit for brains on EARTH who is even dumber and more vapid than your mother.


    By the way...it's been nearly a hundred days since you or your mother has clapped eyes on Trig. I hope the guilt of what you allowed her to do to that child eats away at you. I hear Trig open-handed smacked your mother when she tried to get a photo with him in May. And you just gave him to her. Knowing how bad she would treat him.

    The only saving grace for me is that I know my contempt for you is out measured only by your contempt for yourself. Twenty years old, "engaged" twice, pregnant four times, a mother thrice over and a miscarriage. How ARE you going to unveil your youngest? You can't keep him hidden in that LA condo forever. Sooner or later Tripp is going to say "my brother" to the wrong person.

    Break away, Bristol. Take ALL of your kids and excise your mother from your life, like the cancer she is.
    2:38 PM

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  51. Anonymous9:42 AM

    @6:09 Wow! It doesn't take much for you to get pissed off at your fellow IM commenters does it? In a parallel universe you would make the perfect C4P'er.

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  52. Anonymous9:45 AM

    @6:09

    You're done with RM? Yikes, I bet she's worried about that.

    GEEEEEZZZZ..... even in baseball you get 3 strikes before you're out.

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  53. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Anon 9:52PM - go fly a kite. The
    truant officer just pulled into your driveway - you skipped again
    today, didn't you!

    Sharon TN

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  54. Anonymous5:40 PM

    Thanks Love and Knishes!

    What's so funny is that it's all true.

    And Gasman, you rock! Love reading your comments!

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  55. Anonymous6:25 PM

    Again, why does the scenery never change at the Palin compound? It is full blown fall here in Anchorage.

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