Wednesday, September 14, 2011

It looks like Rick Perry has decided to change his image and taken a page right out of the Sarah Palin playbook.

Image courtesy of DC Decoder.
Well I guess he knows he has the batshit necessary to attract the Teabaggers down pat, so all he felt he needed was a little of that Michele Bachmann good hair mojo.

He is not the first to realize that ole crazy eyes might possibly have Bagger attracting follicles.



26 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:17 AM

    Oh Yeah! With the ear-ring in the right ear lobe.

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  2. Anonymous5:20 AM

    Here in Texas Perry is famously vain and especially for his hair. In fact, take a look at his hair on the debate this week. Looks to me like his colorist messed up hugely: there is a patch of orangey red at the roots of his upper right forehead, plus more uneven redness touchups for his roots. Not a good look, but no surprise for him.

    Also, the Daily Beast has an excellent breakdown of his story about shooting the coyote that threatened his dog while jogging - all the reasons why it cannot possibly be true, but the article itself is masterful in its takedown.

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  3. Anonymous5:30 AM

    Perry looks like he's been feeling some Botox love since the last debate. Notice how he has that wide eyed surprised look, especially when others are speaking and he's not using his facial muscles as he speaks.

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  4. Anonymous5:32 AM

    More from Anon238...whoo hoo!

    Anonymous said...

    To most recent comment--Sarah does not need to "triangulate" nor speculate. She knows who I am. The person I get my "intel" as you call it is in her inner circle and for reasons I can't go into here Sarah can't just ditch this person, much as she would like to. I know people are curious and I would like to share more but cannot do so without "outing" this person...something I promised not to do. Neither myself or my "inner circle member" is scared of Sarah; we ARE fearful of her rabid followers. They go to any lengths to threaten, punish, and slight Sarah's percieved enemies and for that reason I must be careful not to reveal who this person is.

    The reason I wanted to post tonight is that I've heard Sarah is waiting for Joe and Levi books before announcing a run. She has no plans to REALLY run, but she feels a pseudo-run with an eleventh-hour bow out will keep the fires of her base stoked for the interminable political striptease that will be 2012-2016.

    Anyway, Sarah and Bristol both are just...well, I can't actually think of a word to describe how angry--about the snippet of Levi's book which was leaked. It's ironic that Bristol's book was called "not afraid of life" and yet when Levi actually tells the truth about LIFE, of their courtship (as it were) she is so spastically livid it makes Sarah look like mother Teresa.
    Sarah has made a big blunder in saying Levi wasn't present for Tripp's birth. If she had remembered...she'd already told in an interview that he WAS there. I think what happened is the same thing that's happened in SO many re-tellings related to the pregnancies, births, announcements, and so on. Levi was likely there for ONE OF the births but not the other.

    Basically as I understand it, they are going through Levi's short life to mine any even remotely embarrassing crumb on which to dump humiliation on him. They are already crafting a statement about how Levi (and they are throwing in Sadie for grins) is only profiting off the Palin name and how he didn't see fit to pay a dime of child support out of "his book advance". They don't even know if he GOT an advance--they are just throwing anything and everything against the wall and hoping something sticks.

    I just wanted to put this out there...basically hoping they would want to change the plan of action simply to prove me wrong. I really would prefer they leave Levi alone and not punish him for telling the truth--that might discourage others from deciding to speak up.

    Todd is suddenly feeling like his manberries are in a vise after Jesse's post on Shailey's belongings. Sarah sent a message on her blackberry saying she had asked Todd if "we were going to have any unpleasant surprises" over this and "Todd said no, he doesn't think so".

    Which, from what Shailey has intimated is accurate...well, let's just say it may indeed be a veritable metal-encased feast flying through that Wasilla kitchen.

    Signing off for now--I'm at long last on my way home after two unexpected detours...and I can't wait to sleep in my own bed and get back to my routine and home and so on.

    If you hear or read any reports attacking Levi, please consider the most likely source and respond accordingly.
    8:39 PM

    http://theimmoralminority.
    blogspot.com/2011/08/more-about-nick-broomfields-documentary.html?
    commentPage=2

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  5. Anonymous5:36 AM

    k, how does THIS

    http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/open-forum/33744-duke-ellington-orchestra-player-says-sarah-palin-engaged-racist-incident.html

    compliment the Glen Rice story?

    I'd say someone's lyin.

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  6. Anonymous5:37 AM

    NY9 Republican grab of Anthony Weiner's seat so very depressing; makes me really scared that one of these crazies could actually get elected into the WH.

    Turner created the freaking Jerry Springer show.

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  7. Anonymous5:37 AM

    Gryphen... when you get up, look toward Wasilla to see the smoke rising from the ashes of Casa Palin.

    Today is the start of the collapse of Sarah's fake facade.

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  8. LOL...Shit!

    Thanks for the warning, G...NOT!

    Dammit, Gryph. Now get your ass over here and help me get this oatmeal off my monitor and keyboard!

    Perry would make a better blonde, IMHO. Then again, maybe I should defer to Toddie on that though.

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  9. Anonymous5:40 AM

    Who's tracking all the new revelations??

    Mr McGinniss writes that while Mrs Palin attended Mat-Su College she took marijuana with a professor who was also the father of one of her female friends.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/
    article-2037211/

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  10. Anonymous5:54 AM

    "I can still see Glen Rice's cock from my backyard."

    -Sarah Heath, 1987

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  11. Anonymous6:00 AM

    To the 5:36 poster who wrote:

    "k, how does THIS

    http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/open-forum/33744-duke-ellington-orchestra-player-says-sarah-palin-engaged-racist-incident.html

    compliment the Glen Rice story?

    I'd say someone's lyin."

    You need to get out more, or read more widely. Very common for white people to simultaneously hold feelings of racial superiority and sexual attraction, especially if there's a component of power, the forbidden, or self-disgust.

    Bingo.

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  12. Anonymous6:00 AM

    Sarah Palin snorted cocaine off 55 gallon oil drum and had affairs with NBA star and husband's business partner: Sensational claims in new book

    Former vice presidential candidate alleged to have snorted cocaine off an oil drum
    Said to have had night of passion with basketball star
    Husband Todd said to have dissolved snowmobile firm after discovering affair with business partner

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037211/Sarah-Palin-took-cocaine-affairs-NBA-star-husbands-business-partner.html

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  13. In The Rogue, which will be published on September 20th, McGinniss claims Sarah had a steamy interracial hookup with basketball stud GLEN RICE less than a year before she eloped with her husband Todd.

    Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a 6-foot-8 junior at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987, the book says. At the time, Sarah, just out of college, was working as a sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU.

    A publishing source told The ENQUIRER that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time and he quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled (Rice’s) ass down.”

    When asked for comment, here is Sarah's reply:

    http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/741/6741/236860.jpg

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  14. Anonymous6:05 AM

    Dirk will have a fun day today... headline will be.

    Skank snorts cocaine off Glen Rice's butt crack

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  15. Anonymous6:16 AM

    I'm not surprised at all that Sarah is a coke fiend. Just look at her now. She's obviously coked up or on meth or some other stimulant. That is clear to anyone who knows about stimulant drugs/uppers.

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  16. Anonymous6:18 AM

    Hi Todd. Why did your daughter name her son after your prostitute? How did you react when you first found out? That must have been AWKWARD! Or as our favorite family troll likes to say: WEIRD!!

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  17. Anonymous6:18 AM

    Levi is more of a man than Todd will ever be. Accept it.

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  18. Holy crap! That pic of Perry scared the living daylights out of me!

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  19. Anonymous6:21 AM

    Yikes! No wonder the Palins have tried to lock down their secrets - tried to manipulate, coerce, buy off, threaten and intimidate anyone who could reveal the real truth about their shenanigans.

    This is great stuff! No way this can be "handled". Too bad Sarah's pissed off anyone powerful enough to help her out with that.

    Sucks to be Sarah with all those nasty secrets and no friends in high places, hah!

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  20. Anonymous6:24 AM

    Winning the nomination is like Chess... with wigs!

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  21. Anonymous6:26 AM

    Now I get it...

    It was Glen Rice that was rearing his head...

    Sarah honey... have a great day!

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  22. Anonymous6:34 AM

    I know a blogger in Alaska who is having a VERY GOOD DAY... aren't we all?

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  23. Anonymous6:35 AM

    I think Sarah Barracuda was attracted to Rice because of his nickname... G Money.

    -or- maybe she was just getting a big b'ball tip from him.

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  24. Anonymous6:36 AM

    Boy, do I love the fall. And it hasn't even officially started yet! Just when summer is winding down, things are heating up. After such a long wait, I believe the party has started.

    The trolls are running in circles today. Run, trolls, run.

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  25. Anonymous7:03 AM

    Who said Sarah's prejudiced against black men?

    Asked whether she was all over him (Glenn Rice, basketball star), her friend said "Like White on Rice, Sister!"

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  26. Anonymous7:21 PM

    Smokin doobies, snorting coke and boinking black baskeball players.... hey, I'm stating to see why Todd was so attracted to her.
    But that was back in the day Sarah was a nobody, you know, just like today.

    Why do I have the sudden urge to rent "jungle fever" and have some orville redebacker popcorn?

    That perry photo is pure gold! Add a hunchback, wonkeye, and a blow up bra and he's a dead ringer for Sarah!

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