Sunday, September 11, 2011

Just like her mother, Bristol Palin is destined to always play second fiddle. This time to her very own son, Tripp Johnston.

"Hey Trig, what say we get our own agents and drop these dead weight family members? After all WE have been the star attractions all along!
Courtesy of Wetpaint:

Not a single shot of Bristol Palin’s new, yet-to-be-named reality show has aired, but Wetpaint Entertainment can already tell you who’ll be burning up the screen when it does! 

Kyle and Chris Massey, Bristol’s costars, who will be sharing a pad with her in L.A., tell us that her two-year-old son, Tripp, is a sight to be seen. And the cameras love the tot. 

“Tripp is the man,” said Kyle at the Urban Sanctuary Jet Set Luxe Lounge on September 6. “He’s just such a good kid. I think one thing that’s really great is that people are going to be able to see Tripp, how he really is and see him grow up in front of their eyes. It’s going to be cool.” 

“Look out for the little one; he’s just like a character,” added brother Chris. “It’s funny to just watch him.”

Great, now Tripp will find himself thrown under the bus just like EVERYBODY who dares to embarrass Bristol or Sarah!

Hey maybe Tripp will get his OWN reality show and dump his untalented mother for a new co-star.

Which, by the way, might work out perfectly since rumor has it there is also interest in putting Mercede in front of the cameras for HER own show.  Now I hate reality shows as a rule, but the "Mercede and Tripp, Wild in Wasilla" show sounds like "must see TV" to me. And just imagine how much happier Tripp will be to spend time with a family member who always thinks of his needs first!

As they say in Wasilla, "Sucks to be you Bristol!"

61 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:31 PM

    Wow, that's the first time I thought Trig looks like Sarah. They have the same eyes :)

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  2. Anonymous8:32 PM

    Bristol's "unreality show" sounds like a snoozefest. Tripp is a cute enough kid, but what's their angle? That Sarah palin's his grandma? The only people who will be watching this lamestream reality show will be the bots from the C$P, and maybe a few curiosity-driven folks from the anti-palin blogs. I shan't be tuning in. Reality shows are just dumb.

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  3. Anonymous8:33 PM

    You know if Levi had any sense, he would not allow his son to be used by Bristol for money making purposes. Then maybe she would have to get a real job or an actual education. He could refuse to allow him to be filmed. He should keep him out of that especially if Bristol is going to bad mouth him all the time in public.

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  4. Anonymous8:40 PM

    sounds like the Truman Show to me, which made me cry.

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  5. Anonymous8:43 PM

    Seriously, who is going to watch this show? A few curiosity seekers, to be sure, but sheer boredom will chase them away.

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  6. Anonymous8:44 PM

    I thought Bristol said Levi was the one that wanted to make money off Trip and use him. Bristol is as evil as her mother keeping that baby away from his father. She will pay someday. Levi will hate her and Sarah.
    What comes around goes around and they have a lot of bad stuff coming their way. Todd too (remember Shailey) probably other women and girls too. That family is so corrupt.

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  7. Anonymous8:50 PM

    Reality shows make me feel embarrassed to be an American.

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  8. Anonymous8:51 PM

    Poor Brisket, always a bridesmaid never the bride.

    That fat turd had her chin extended, lipo and whatever else done so she can make it in Hollywood and now she has to take a back seat to Playboy model Mercedes and to Tripp.

    Boo fucking hoo.

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  9. Anonymous8:59 PM

    The only thing Bristol needs is 6 more kids and she'll be using her kids to make a career like Kate did.

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  10. Anonymous9:04 PM

    Since Tripp is the draw for the show, does that mean Bristol works for Tripp?


    Tripp Johnstons's Los Angeles???

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  11. ibwilliamsi9:30 PM

    Are there not child labor laws limiting his camera time? Not to mention who gets to control his money.

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  12. Anonymous9:41 PM

    We all know that Sarah has a direct line to C4P, so it's hilarious to see them now promoting the fact that Palin's book is in the top 15 sellers...of political books. They don't note that last fact in the title, haha.

    Anyway, this is such an obvious response to Gryphen's post about Palin's book being marked off by 90%. What these fools don't understand is that they're just drawing more attention to the fact that the reason why Palin's book moved this week, was because of the giant discounts at Borders.

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  13. A. Mayenne9:44 PM

    Allz I kin say is Thank the LORD that Bris-dull is every bit as shinin' a example of motherin' as Say-rah is. Cuz if'n she weren't ?

    Like if the lil' "man" WUDN'T the most impordant thing in her life and she WUDN'T a rull good Mama ?

    If she was jus usin' him to make a money ? And she started gittin' all stressed out about her TV show not goin' so good ?

    An' he wuz to start actin' up, an NOT doin' zackly what them producers tell him to do every single second them cameras is a-rollin' ?

    Ooooohhhweeeee ! A BAD mama'd yank him a bedroom for a right good shakin'.

    Or somethin'.

    So I jus praise the Lord there ain't no chance of THAT happenin'.

    An' also that kids is jus made of rubber if it ever do.

    I mean, my Mama hit me ALLLL the time and I'm fiiiine.

    Luv yew Bris-dull !

    Luv yew too Say-rah honey !

    Even if it IS startin' to look like we sent you all the money you said God said we should send you knowin' the whole time you wudn't NEVER gonna run for no pres-dent.

    But only them librul haters would ever think a awful heathen thing like THAT !

    I mean, if THAT was true ?

    HAW ! It'd give a whole new meanin to Run, Sarah, Run !

    It'd be more like, RUN, SAY-RAHHHH !

    RRUUUUNNNN !!!!!!!!

    Amen to y'all.

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  14. Anonymous9:44 PM

    It is sad that Levi will have to see his child grow up by watching a crappy reality show. He is such a coward and poor Tripp with be the one who suffers because his bad is stupid.

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  15. In what serves as 'reality' tv these days, Bristle is as lame as any of the other stories the various cable channels push out but I can't see her little story being of interest even to those who find "I Didn't Know I Was Preggers" viable couch material.

    So Tripp is cute? Hooray! I see dozens of adorable children every day and even have a few in my family but there is nothing there that should excite either of the Massey Bros to bank on a huge success due to his antics. I had never even heard of them until they hitched their 'star' to the paylin circus.

    If Tripp is mentioned in the credits and drawing any type of
    "salary" to further draw bucks out of this silliness, I hope somewhere an attorney or child rights activist steps in to be certain that Coogan's Law is being followed to the letter of the law. That's the only way there will be any $$ in his future to fund a run at a college education or to buy him a fast car to escape from the gypsy like carnival he was born into.

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  16. Anonymous11:18 PM

    I'm laughing.

    Those idiots probably think that buying those 90% off books puts money in Sarah's pocket.

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  17. Anonymous11:27 PM

    So, the Palin's made fun of Levi becoming "Ricky Hollywood."......what have we now, Bristol....."Trippy Hollywood?"

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  18. Anonymous12:08 AM

    That little boy is not well cared for. Look at his shoelaces. A competent and caring adult would have fixed them before he broke a bone. And, he should be treated for his eyes as soon as possible. Cross your eyes and attempt to see how he looks at the world. It is painful and debilitating. Given the Palin’s money it is outrageous to see such neglect.

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  19. Anonymous12:21 AM

    A few things most of you already know...

    Sarah is a grifter... don't think for a second she isn't getting a kick back from Bristles show. She will be on it at least once.

    Sarah is a coward, and is afraid of growing old. The grey hair, the patches of hair falling out due to poor diet. That takes a huge toll on Sarahs' self esteem.

    Sarah is a loser who rides successful peoples coat-tails. She would have never been known nationally if not for John Mccain
    and I will curse him for all time.

    Sarah is reading this and I will tell her this...

    There is someone in Alaska right now who is telling all about your lies! There is someone in Alaska who has told you more than once that your lies would be exposed.

    That someone is someone you know very well... YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED!!!

    Have a very nice month Sarah

    HAHAHAHA

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  20. Anonymous12:41 AM

    Kyle you and your brother better be careful. Sarah's motive operandi (M.O.) will be to accuse you two of being perverts and pedophilias promoting her blond hair grandson like she tried to accuse David Letterman, Joe McGinniss and other men of lewd behaviors even though it is Sarah Palin who seems to be perverted by constantly using sexual innuendos to arouse her men followers.

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  21. Anonymous12:46 AM

    Thanks, but no thanks...

    http://www.nationalconfidential.com
    /20110912/palin-book-a-flop-even-at-90-off/

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  22. dominicastar1:00 AM

    According to the cartoon in Joe latest post, Levi was again proven correct when he said she left work early.

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  23. Anonymous1:48 AM

    Photo caption is wrong; should be:

    "Hey BROTHER, what say we get our own agents and drop these dead weight family members? After all WE have been the star attractions all along!

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  24. Anonymous1:54 AM

    Will Tripp have his pacifier in his mouth most of the time? Somebody said Bristles had to stick it in his mouth to keep him repeating foul language she uses that he picked up on. Reality will soon hit this lump head on. Once her Momma has to go into hiding, Bristles will be off the radar also, too. No talent, no looks. Kids grow up, unless she wants her younger child to go on TV? Being boring, just famous for being related to someone famous gets old. Even Paris Hilton's heyday is over, and she is much prettier than chunky Bristles.

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  25. Anonymous2:01 AM

    The more I read about Bristles and Tripp, the more convinced I am that Levi is NOT his father. She acts like a single mother, moving whenever the mood strikes her. Surely, if Levi were the father, he would object to his son having all these different "daddies" moving in and out of his life. Levi was too trusting, he should demand a DNA of BOTH boys (Trig and Tripp)

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  26. Anonymous2:08 AM

    Look at Trig's shoelaces. He will step on them and fall in short order. Someone with NO parenting skills obviously tied this little guy's shoes. Must have been Sarah, or Bristle. By the way, is Tripp being the "star" of the reality show what the producers had in mind? Maybe the rest of the cast is SO boring, that ANY kid could liven things up?

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  27. A UK Reader2:14 AM

    I personally think it's abusive to put a child's personal life in front of a camera and a national audience. At that age, there is no way he can give informed consent to have his privacy stripped away in such an obscene manner. If my parents had done this to me, I'd be furious as an adult -- and probably need years of therapy to overcome the emotional damage of being used in such a way.

    Levi has really got to man up and protect his son. Surely he can go to the courts to stop this use and abuse of his child?

    I am so appalled I can barely type this. If Bristol wants to put herself in front of the cameras for fame and cash, or Levi, or Mercedes, or anyone else, well, it's distasteful but it's also their right as adults to do so. But to do this to a child???? Ugly, ugly, ugly.

    That poor, poor child.

    Sarah Palin sinks even lower in my estimation: touting "family values" and then allowing her grandson to have his childhood snatched away to be commericalized and used as Hollywood entertainment fodder. Shame on her. Shame on Bristol. Shame on Levi. And shame on every person who watches this program. Just because they'll probably get an audience doesn't make it right. People used to flock to hangings too.

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  28. Anonymous3:05 AM

    This was said by the Massey brothers to gin up interest in the show. Should have interviewed them after a few more drinks. No telling what they would have said.

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  29. Anonymous3:12 AM

    Child actors are handled in a manner that keeps them "cute" before the camera. Especially for a very young child, there has to be a balancing for in their life or they get a very distorted view of reality. If there's a strong-willed parent around, a child actor can move between real world and spoiled darling world fairly easily.

    For some reason, I suspect that little Tripp is NOT getting the guidance and support he needs to keep Hollywood from distorting his life.

    Tripp's best chance at being "normal" is a really, really short career on TV followed by a happy childhood guided by loving, mature parents. Good luck on that, Tripp.

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  30. Anonymous3:31 AM

    Gryphen,

    Dr. Phil is running commercials for his new season and Levi is one of the guests. The commercial shows Dr. Phil confronting Levi stating that his staff contacted Bristol and according to her/lawyers, Levi has failed to pay any child support. Have you heard anything about this show?

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  31. Anonymous3:42 AM

    A lot of child actors were cute. And many of them couldn't shake off the memory of their "lost" childhoods, so much so that they became drug, sex, alcohol addicts and very unhappy confused adults.

    Like Octomom, and Kate, the children are used as the prop; like a ventriloquist's dummy. Only the human child probably has a huge life insurance policy, as he/she is the main bread winner. It's sick and twisted to use a child in this way.

    I think this whole Bristol/Tripp thing is the antithesis of family moral values. Sarah and Todd Palin want the nation to believe Sarah can run for Office of the President. If they can't see how shameful their behavior is towards exploiting family members, how can they prove they are worthy to serve a nation? They won't even protect the exploitation of their grandchild.

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  32. To Anon@8:50: welcome to the club. I bet there are actually millions of us.

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  33. Anonymous4:24 AM

    Oh, good grief! All kids are adorable and do cute things, and cameras love them, too!

    Obviously, neither Chris nor Kyle have had much experience with kids.

    And I hate Brisdull for exploiting Tripp in this fashion. There oughta be a law related to reality shows that kids are covered with, the same as child actors.

    This is just parental exploitation for money.

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  34. Virginia Voter4:38 AM

    I'm sad for Tripp. In his almost three years of life, he hasn't had a permanent home for more than a few months, and has been used as a money making prop for his momma. At least what Kyle states is the truth, Bristol=Borefest, Tripp= cute little entertaining toddler, just like a puppy. And like a puppy, toddlers grow up fast, and are not quite as entertaining. Just ask Kate Gosselin.

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  35. Anonymous4:41 AM

    Bristol gave an Oscar Award winning performance when she uttered.. "and I am Yo-Yo Ma".

    Her talent knows no bounds... it is truly limitless.

    She will be the next Garbo.

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  36. Anonymous4:44 AM

    This whole idea for this show stinks, no one cares about Bristol the pistol with a houseful of kids.


    Those two brothers have really screwed up by getting involved with her, next she will be suing them for child support.

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  37. barney4:48 AM

    8:59 pm says The only thing Bristol needs is 6 more kids




    Make that 5 more kids!

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  38. Anonymous4:57 AM

    Reality shows are so dumb and boring.

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  39. According to the official story, Trig is Tripp's UNCLE, not his cousin.

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  40. Anonymous5:17 AM

    Is that really Trig? He looks too small.

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  41. Get that kid off the G*D DAMN TV!!!!!!!!

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  42. The Real Housewives of Wasilla!

    Sarah, Brisdull, Heather, Sally, Mercede!

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  43. Anonymous5:51 AM

    This show is to be about Bristol and her charity work...right!

    Malia's blog mentioned that Sarah is involved in the Big Hair Alaska,
    show,especially where the rebates from the govt. are involved.

    Sarah queen of darkness to make money of Alaska...after everything else fails.

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  44. Anonymous6:37 AM

    The Massey Bros. sure have a taste for shit aka Bristol Palin.

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  45. Anonymous7:06 AM

    If a producer wanted ratings, he'd have Sadie prancing around with her fresh, pretty face and her beautiful figure and healthy girl-next-door persona featured in his reality show.

    But Bristol? Who the fuck wants to watch that pig waddle up to the trough and eat 7 times a day?

    Bristol's nothing but an erection eradicator. Levi must've put her head under the sleeping bag in order to get it up for that ugly skank. Plus he had to have been drunk... very drunk.

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  46. Anonymous7:11 AM

    Sarah Palin’s latest book is causing a headache for the bankrupt Borders book, based on pictures release online. The national chain, closing its doors and attempting to rid itself of inventory, appears to have a Palin sized problem.

    A photo posted on the site Reddit.com shows Palin books still littering bookshelves. Discounted a whopping 90%, from $25.99 to $2.59, the Palin book refuses to sell.

    See the photo at http://www.nationalconfidential.com/images/2011/09/palinbook-borders.jpg

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  47. Anonymous7:11 AM

    This from me again 2 days ago:

    "Sarah and Bristol had a blowout on the phone last week...Bristol was telling Sarah her "reality" show might be scrapped before one episode was even aired. (Bristol is SO boring and is testing horribly with preview audiences) Sarah told her to do "whatever it takes" to turn the tide and make the producers and the network believe she could do better."

    I bet Bristol could make it more interesting by introducing her godson to the show.

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  48. I absolutley LOVE this photo of those boys! So adorable! This photo also makes me sad when I think of the lost innocence. These kids don't need to be shoved in the limelight...trained from such an early age to turn on the charm at the flick of a switch. Ever see child stars being interviewed?! Makes me SICK how contrived they are! Childhood should be about love and security, playing, peacefully exploring, counting on daily routine..NOT being followed around by cameras and being thrust into such an adult world and an "alternate reality"-"Let's walk down the sidewalk ONE MORE time to get it to look "right"!!!
    The Palin broads may (or may NOT!) have birthed kids, but they don't deserve to be called "MOTHER".

    Too bad the "moms"

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  49. Anonymous7:26 AM

    Anon 3:42 here - meant to say, "they won't even protect their grandchild". Ignore the word "the exploitation" in that sentence please. It's Monday. Have mercy.

    Thanks Gryphen, by the way, for all you do.

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  50. Anonymous7:39 AM

    I"d rather watch paint dry than Bristol Palin, she with too many kids already especially the one she says is her godson. Bristol is stupid but we sure aren't about her many pregnancies.

    Bristol looks 35 years old and Sarah looks about 60 now. That's what dirty living and lies will do for your body.

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  51. Anonymous7:40 AM

    It seems as if Bristol's children all have different fathers, who'd thunk?

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  52. emrysa7:50 AM

    I think the putting the blonde kid in front of the cameras has been the plan for a while. after all, the kid has been her meal ticket since day one. if "tripp hollywood" can score some regular gigs brisdull can just sit back and collect the checks while her kid does all the work. I'm sure that lazy girl would love that.

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  53. Anonymous9:01 AM

    The show is failing before it's even been aired, and they are trying to save it by moving the focus from boring Bristol to cute Tripp. Whoring out your children really runs in the family. But I don't think even this will work. No one is going to want to watch this show. Especially with all the revelations that will be coming out about this family. The Palin name will be dirt.

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  54. Anonymous9:51 AM

    I am afraid, we will have to endure more of the Palins being on TV. I think, Sarah would like to pimp out Piper as a child star. There is also Willow, the beauty of the family who needs her piece of the pie. Sarah's looks are fading and it won't be long before even the bused in nursing home residents at the Iowa speech will opt for watching reruns of Gunsmoke than listen to a Sarah word salad.

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  55. Anonymous12:08 PM

    That this child is being used in a reality show is very disturbing. Where is Levi in all this? Why hasn't he tried to put a stop to this exploitation of his child? Is he totally spineless?
    M from MD

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  56. Anonymous12:28 PM

    What's interesting about Borders being stuck with all those Palin books is that they should have been returnable to the publisher. Apparently, they have been remaindered once and now are worthless in book seller terms. When Borders finally closes, the books will be donated to a library, a charity, or else tossed in the trash.

    Bookseller

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  57. It hurts my eyes just looking at Trig's crossed eyes. Poor little guy!

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  58. Anonymous4:44 PM

    Cute picture of the two little ones. Love their smiles.

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  59. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Not all reality shows suck, some of them blow, but they're neither shows nor reality. Case in Point: Bristol moves from Warsilla to Anchorage, then visits LA to do a dance show where the highlight was a monkey outfit and letting a guy dry hump her on stage, while laying on her back (you can't make this stuff up, folks!).
    Bristol can't act. "yoyo ma" in the disney show, and "furealfureal!" with the situation on the abstinance psa. At least she didn't need to write the lines on her hand, they had some sexy guy in a gold lame bikini bottom holding cue cards.

    What, about this show, could possibly be "real"?

    The real part is she's exploiting the spawn of "Gnat" (her word, not mine) to be vengeful, just because she can. The fact that it's tanking because of Bristol is proof enough she's about as useful as yesterday's newspaper, wrap fish with it or line a birdcage.

    This exploitation has to stop, Levi should grow a pair and do the right thing.

    Mercede, on the other hand, would be a great actress and have her nephew's interest come before her own needs.

    What could Bristol and the Massey Brothers possibly have in common? Seriously. She's got no personality, she doesn't care for her physical health, and she's full of hate for her son's father.

    I give her a one on the Bristol Stool Chart.

    http://www.gutsense.org/constipation/normal_stools.html

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  60. Anonymous8:00 PM

    I'm sorry but this whole thing is messed up. When does this kid get to be a kid? Does he even get to play with other kids? Or, is he just hanging out with all those reality show losers. So much for being born in the great state of Alaska- he's growing up in grungy LA. I used to think highly of the Masseys, but why the hell are they doing a reality show with Bristol? Seriously, where does one go from there? Tell Sadie to go to school, learn a skill, become good at something... tell her not to sell your soul to crap TV. That kind of fame is not wort the price.

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  61. Anonymous4:59 PM

    For those of you who know Dylan Kolvig from Juneau , you would say he is the spitting image. Bristol used to buy her drugs from him and was rumored long ago to be the biological father of Trig. The oldr Trig gets the more he looks like him.

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