Monday, September 12, 2011

Rick Perry meets his biggest fan and living embodiment of the Tea Party movement, Orly Taitz. Oh THIS ought to be good!

Courtesy of Think Progress:

Taitz also told ThinkProgress that she’s “pretty sure [the Perry campaign] will” bring up the birth certificate issue, but she said their strategy “will be to wait and use it at the last possible moment to make sure that there is no primary challenger in the Democrat Party.” 

KEYES: I saw you were able to get a bit of face time with Governor Perry on the line. What did you talk with him about? 

TAITZ: [...] From what I understood, he knew who I was and what I was talking about. [...] I told him that you will get Obama, you will have him in prison for Social Security fraud. [...] 

KEYES: Did Governor Perry seem very receptive to your messages? 

TAITZ: Yes. 

KEYES: Do you think he’ll be taking that message forward, particularly with the birth certificate issue? Are you hopeful that he will? 

TAITZ: I’m pretty sure they will, but I’m also sure that their strategy will be to wait and use it at the last possible moment to make sure that there is no primary challenger in the Democrat Party.

So is Rick Perry just schmoozing Taitz, or does he really intend to pursue the birth certificate matter if he is chosen as the GOP candidate?  Well from what I know of Perry, I tend to lean toward the latter.

Yes he is that much of an idiot.

By the way there are mumblings from various sources that Sarah Palin, might be VERY unhappy with a certain Governor of Texas.

She fertilized the crazy ass ground where Perry has now planted the seeds of his candidacy with her truckloads of mooseshit, and it looks more and more like he will be the one to reap the benefits of all of her hard work. After all she brought the paint chip eaters out of the darkness with her screechy siren song of anti-government rhetoric and "adjustable for the venue" boobies, and now here they are smearing their batshit of acceptance all over Rick "Sarah Palin with a tinier penis" Perry.

And HOW is she supposed to launch a third party candidacy if everybody ignorant enough to go for such a foolhardy idea is already stealing their children's lunch money to send it to Perry?

yeah I would bet big money that Sarah Palin absolutely HATES Rick Perry right about now.

But that is okay because Orly Taitz just loves his bony Texas ass!



32 comments:

  1. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn2:16 AM

    I thought this psychotic Eva Gabor wannabe would crawl out from under her rock again! And yes, I think all this love for Tea Party Heartthrob Li'l Ricky will send Sistah Sarah screeching off to beg Mom and Dad for a bigger, better kiddie pool so all the kids will come and play in HER yard again. Yikes.

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  2. Anonymous2:55 AM

    Egads, Orly Taitz raises her bleached-blond head again. I thought she'd gone so far down into the sewage that we'd not hear from her again.

    Only Palin and Perry can pull up out of the ooze like that. Bachmann is nuts, but not slimy like the two P's in the dumpster pod.

    Morning Joe is talking about a NYTimes editorial by Maureen Dowd saying that if Obama doesn't keep his energy and momentum up, Perry will win. You know, the poor man cannot seem to do anything right in the eyes of the GOP - absolutely nothing.

    We progressives don't seem to be getting our act together. We're chipping away at him as well.

    Well, folks President Obama needs our help. We have to keep encouraging him to keep encouraging us. I don't think his advisers are as good as hearing from us.

    Unless you really, really want a Perry presidency (and none of you are that far gone are you?), please call or write our President and tell him what he is doing right for a change. Thanks.

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  3. WakeUpAmerica3:44 AM

    Anything that can lure Crazy Taitz out of CA is ok with me.

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  4. I would think that Perry has been on her enemies list since he elbowed her away from the podium at the governor's convention after the 08 election. I have never bought the idea that they liked or respect each other. I think each of them have always seen the other as competition for the flatworm wing of the electorate.

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  5. Anonymous3:56 AM

    THIS is why Perry "couldn't make it work logistically" and no-showed the wildfire victims in Bastrop, TX this weekend?

    He didn't even call beforehand. He just promised to show up and then...........didn't.

    So that's just great. My family is living on army cots and washing our clothes in the "Tide-mo-bile" and have been unable to get any real assistance for days because Perry refused to stop his asshattery long enough to declare Texas a federal disaster.

    Perrylin. They might as well be the same classless person.

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  6. Meh. We shall see. Too early to predict anything. She has said she's for ABO, and so far, she seems to like Perry. Stay tuned.

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  7. Anonymous4:23 AM

    I think the public rightfully is still makin' the birth of Trig an issue. I don't have a problem with that. I don't know if I would have to bother to make it an issue, because I think that members of the electorate still want answers. Also too, I appreciate that voters want to spend their resources in getting to the bottom of something that so interests them and many Americans. You know more power to them. They're not just throwin’ stones from the sidelines. … So, you know, more power to them.

    I think that he was born to Bristol because there was that period of absence by Bristol there and there was that wild ride story hyped around by Sarah. But obviously if there’s something there that Sarah doesn’t want people to see on that birth certificate, that she’s going to great lengths to make sure that it isn’t shown and that’s kind of perplexing for a lot of people. But you know again, the media types--they may get to the bottom of it because they're spending the resources that will probably be necessary to do some investigation.

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  8. nogravity4:29 AM

    From Oily Taints's wikipedia page:

    A number of homosexuals from Obama's former church have died mysteriously.

    Obama has dozens of Social Security numbers, and his passport is inaccurate. Taitz claims that a person who was cooperating with the FBI in connection with Obama's passport died mysteriously, "shot in the head".

    A Kenyan birth certificate with the name "Barack Obama" is authentic.

    Obama's first act as President was to donate money to Hamas, which she claims will be used to build Qassam rockets.

    Obama, or someone connected to him, has made threats to Taitz's life and vandalized her car.[19]

    Obama is having the Federal Emergency Management Agency build internment camps for "Anti-Obama dissidents".[14]

    Osama bin Laden was killed years ago, with his body kept on ice, and the announcement of his death was timed to divert attention from an upcoming court case she is litigating challenging Obama's citizenship.[22]

    She was also born in the Soviet Union so maybe Michelle Bachmann should be afraid of her too.

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  9. Anonymous5:25 AM

    Guaranteed .. the carpet and drapes are not a match.

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  10. The birthers are certainly a crazy bunch, but Orly Taitz is a very special kind of crazy!

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  11. Anonymous5:29 AM

    http://www.gop.com/index.php/news/comments/rnc_chairman_priebus_calls_on_obama_administration_to_come_clean_on_solyndr

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  12. Anonymous5:30 AM

    Oily Titz and Ricky P.... They could rock the porn star world.

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  13. Forgot to mention:

    The other day a Rethug uncle shouted glee to another Rethug uncle that "They Got Obama! He's in big trouble for that birth certificate!"

    I asked them to forward it to me. My uncle wrote, "Ha! The end of your leader".

    Admittedly, I was Slightly anxious as I opened the e-mail. But after reading it for about five seconds, I smiled, opened up Snopes.com and e-mailed Both uncles back the story (the one that said Obama is Barry Soetros and couldn't get Academic Aid unless he claimed he was an Indonesian citizen. )

    This "earth-shattering" investigative piece was written on April Fool's Day, for one thing. There are many other points that showcase why it's a ridiculous story.

    And it's OLD, it's from 2008!!

    They just Hate Obama. That's it. Senseless, baseless hate.

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  14. Anonymous5:45 AM

    That woman (Taitz) is a bona fide, certified, nutcase, crazy, delusional idiot.

    And why in hell would someone paint themselves up in 5 pounds and 10 tubes of mascara, shadow, and eyeliner to just come out looking like a raccoon?

    Holy moly, she puts on even more makeup that $ister $arah does to impress the bots.

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  15. Anonymous6:12 AM

    Huzzah for Nefer @ 3:55 "the flatworm wing of the electorate"...good heavens, aren't those the ones that regrow after being split every which way? Hermaphroditic, also, too?

    Sorta O/T, but wait for it...my sixth grade health book was very old and outdated. I still have nightmares of the grainy black and white photos of happily smiling young boys, shoeless and in overalls, holding up long boards with loooooong hookworms nailed to them like trophies. Cannot even describe the photos detailing the effects of congenital syphillis included for our perusal.
    "On-topic" because if Perry were to get elected, the Texas School Board book selection committee could just re-issue the health books. It's just their style, and because of Perry's "interests" in both science and public health, horrible health problems would become current again.

    Wild Tortoise
    (lip-smackin' the earthworms, but ever-abstinent on hook- and ring-)

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  16. Ahhh, doggone it, Perry's big ol' Texas arms can hold both these feisty women and he knows how to keep them in check too. A little elbow here, a big smile and a pinch there and all's well in Ricky's world again. Three peas in a big old stinky green pod, none fit for consumption.

    Mrs P better keep that fire in her belly on low flame cause it just might be the one fire Perry can put out.

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  17. Anon@2.55a is right on about our supporting Obama. It's not the Republicans taking shots at Obama - that's their job - that drives me nuts, but our own "progressive" Dems.

    Obama has done a wonderful job so far as president. Oh, maybe he wasn't as "progressive" as some on the far left would like, but he's been hampered by a lousy economy and then by Republicans taking over the House. What he and the Dem Congress managed to do for this country in the 111th session was nothing short of miraculous.

    Oh, and the other stuff he did? Bin Ladin and good work in the Middle East? Steering our broken world prestige towards the positive, instead of the negative as it was under the Bush/Cheney administration? All golden.

    Has he done everything I'D like to see done? Nope, but what he has done as been marvelous.

    We need to get out the vote for 2012 and get our Dem congresscritters back in power. Way too many Dems sat out the 2010 election - either claiming they were "disappointed" in Obama or because they didn't feel the mid-terms had any real importance. Well, guys, they sure did. They put a Republican/Tea Bagging majority in power that is crippling the economy just at the time it was starting to improve.

    We have to work to get our country back in 2012. It may be the most important election yet.

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  18. Hey, did Sarah cut and color her hair?

    Same stream of consciousness word salad, slightly different accent (the Quitter's version of a New Hampshire dialect?), and maybe 10 lbs heavier (right after a binge?).

    But otherwise, that's our Sarah!

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  19. Anonymous7:00 AM

    This woman is nuttier than Sarah if that is possible. Is she even an American. She has a foreign accent.How stupid and racist can people be?

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  20. Anne In DC7:03 AM

    Taitz is the fruitcake who lost her bid for Secretary of the state of California. Even the Republicans in that state thought she was just too nutty. That said, I can see why she likes Perry. He is just as vapid, ignorant, and mean-spirited as Palin, Bachmann, or Taitz, and with the crazy things coming from his mouth like secession, I wouldn't be surprised if he jumped on the birther idiocy.

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  21. Anonymous7:45 AM

    Oh let's NOT give any credence to this foreign idiot of a woman.

    She IS NOTHING.
    She IS just as IRRELEVANT as PAYlin.
    And I'm not even such if she's a legit legalized American citizen.

    Please, let her fade to black.

    --GypsyGirl

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  22. Anonymous8:58 AM

    That photo with the arrow looks like she is helping him find the outhouse.

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  23. Anonymous9:18 AM

    I'm sure Sarah is just steamed that Perry decided to run. He has stolen her base, and she knows it. He's elbowed her away just like he did at the governors' convention. And there's nothing she can do about it. I remember an interview where she says she was so 'surprised' that he was running after he had personally told her he wouldn't. Ha! Another politician who can lie just as well as you can, Sarah! Admit it, he played you.

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  24. nogravity9:37 AM

    One more Oily Taints note - she's already been fined $20000.00 by the courts for sanctionable conduct with her birther lawsuits. And the fine was upheld by the supreme court.

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  25. Anonymous10:06 AM

    If Rick Perry really had a brain, instead of straw shoved into his cranium, he'd have told Taitz to screw off, and not come anywhere near his campaign...she's so toxic, that even the nuttier Republicans don't like her.

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  26. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Stupid whore bitch is from moldova. WTF is she doing constantly trying to interefere in our politics? She is a prejuidiced, racit piece of Russian whtie trash. That is it. She is a slag hag, scum bag, ho bag, whatever you want to call "it." I hate it and it can team up with Palin and Perry and become the three "its." As in it came from outer space. Where the hell do these neanderthals come from? Damn you bitch.

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  27. Gasman10:55 AM

    Just like Oily Teatz, P.Rick is a batshit crazy moron. After trotting out two painfully obviously forged Obama birth certificates, it takes a great deal of chutzpah for Oily to talk about anyone else's fraud.

    Teatz is certifiably insane. Look for Ron Paul's next anti-Perry ad to have Oily Teatz in a prominent starring role.

    In Texas that might say, "there's something not right in the head with that gal."

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  28. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Texans that know about Ruthless Rick should really start taking him down now. He is a creep.

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  29. Oh no, who let Oily Tits out!! Can't these people be locked in a room somewhere for awhile so we could have some peace and quiet out here?

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  30. Punkinbugg3:55 PM

    Oh you left out the best part, Gryph! I read on JuanitaJean that Perry actually autographed Orly's green arrow, "♥ Rick Perry"

    The Governor of Texas signs his name with a heart?

    And no, he's not a bit gay.

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  31. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Ahh a "secret weapon" to be used at the last possible moment. She's Bullwinkie's "Natasha" and Parry is "Boris".... They're all fricking nutz!

    Too all the Texan's who are suffering, my condolences for the ravages of the fire, the bush governor years and the Perry years. These idiots have no compassion for the common man.

    We must get behind our President! He's the only chance this country has, Look at the GOP and their grandstanding, even now with the jobs bill. This insanity has to stop, and it begins with us getting out the vote.

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  32. Beldar Hostile Conehead5:51 AM

    "Taitz also told ThinkProgress that she’s “pretty"... "

    Wow. Really, Orly? 'Pretty'? Cuz tha' taint the word that comes to my mind....

    O/T: I'm looking for an online image of a typical conservative she-male type to illustrate a story on insane right wing birthers of indeterminate gender. Any suggestions?

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