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Thursday, September 15, 2011
Nice try Marcus, but we STILL don't buy it.
What is wrong with this woman? This is the corndog incident all over again.
Doesn't she know that people are taking pictures of her?
I saw that a while ago and couldn't believe it. What the hell is wrong with both of them? Are they the only 2 people in the world who would see this and not know why people are laughing?
Former Chief Of Staff: Michele Bachmann’s False Statements Result From Her ‘Impulsive Nature’
...Cooper brought on Bachmann’s former Chief of Staff, Ron Carey, who offered a fairly fascinating theory for why Bachmann has a tendency to share and perpetuate erroneous statements:
Well, Michele is very impulsive from a personality standpoint and, to her credit, she reads an awful lot of information, but sometimes I’m afraid that she reads maybe 80 or 90 percent and leaves out or forgets the ten or 20 percent that can change the outcome, so her impulsive nature coupled with the fact that she sometimes doesn’t digest information as carefully as she should leads to these kinds of impulsive statements that sometimes are just off the mark enough that it makes her into more of a provocative, controversial figure.
He continued:
One of the challenges I’ve found with working with Michele, and it’s consistent with other people who have worked with her, is the fact that she doesn’t use her staff well. She’s pretty much independent and does her own research. She’ll be out there on the stump, preparing her remarks and speaking off the cuff with no staff intervention or involvement whatsoever, so it’s really difficult to prep her and help her kind of back-check before she goes out speaking because she will be out there speaking and you’ll say, “Where did this come from?” and it’s something that she maybe heard on TV.
CNN political analyst David Gergen then shared his theory on what her statements have to do with her views on science.
Stephen Colbert Praises Michele Bachmann’s Scientific Research On HPV Vaccination
...' Folks, I am telling you, I am telling you, the only thing keeping our kids from humping at the bus stop is fear of the big “C.” You let the government mandate a vaccine that helps prevent one form of cervical cancer, and you might as well let the U.N.’s jackbooted thugs hold down your little princess and inject her with pharmaceutical grade slut juice. Giving your girl this vaccine is admitting that one day in the future she may have premarital or post marital sex.'
Watch the segment below, courtesy of Comedy Central:
When Asked If Bachmann Should Be President, Ed Rollins Tells Chris Matthews ‘She Will Evolve’
...When Asked If Bachmann Should Be President, Ed Rollins Tells Chris Matthews ‘She Will Evolve’ Video by James Crugnale | 7:37 pm, September 14th, 2011 » 34 comments
Michele Bachmann‘s former campaign manager Ed Rollins was grilled by Hardball host Chris Matthews Wednesday about whether he still wanted her to be president. Rollins’ response was an ambiguous “she will evolve,” followed by a refusal to answer whether he wanted her to be Commander-in-Chief.
When questioned by Matthews on whether he is still involved in the campaign, Rollins lukewarmly said, “I’m available if she needs to call me and ask me for anything.”
On the issue of whether Bachmann erred in saying HPV vaccines cause mental retardation, Rollins gave more solid responses, saying she needed to admit she was wrong and move on:
She’d had been better if she stayed on issue, the issue was the Governor’s executive orders, and whether he made a mistake…he made a mistake, she made a mistake, the quicker she admits she made a mistake, the better.
Later in the interview, Matthews asked Rollins whom he wanted to win the nomination.
“I still want Michele Bachmann to win the nomination,” he answered. Matthews clarified his question, “You’d like her to be president?”
“I think she’s a great candidate,” Rollins stammered. “I think she’s evolved, I think she will evolve.”
Matthews wanted a more definitive answer though, and asked Rollins pointedly if he wanted her to be commander-in-chief “with her finger on the bomb.”
Rollins was visibly uncomfortable with Matthews’ question and changed subjects, saying he agreed with her economic policies. But the Hardball host sensed apprehension in his answer and kept pressing him about whether he wanted her to be commander-in-chief.
“Whoever’s President gets to be commander-in-chief,” Rollins responded hesitantly. “If she’s elected President, she’ll be commander-in-chief.”
Wow, the National Enquirer article is just damming.
They state Joe McGinniss is a "respected author" and quote:
"McGinniss began researching the 320 page volume in 2008 and made headlines two years later when he moved next door to the Palins in Wasilla, Alaska in a bid to ferret out their secrets."
The NE runs a little picture of their graceless, sports window house and concludes the article with email address of Barry Levine, who composed the article. Cue the P-bots - he is going to get some nasty responses!
"Joe McGinniss deserves The Mother of All Ass-Whuppings, and Todd Palin ought to give him exactly what he deserves. So I’m asking readers to go make a $25 donation to SarahPAC to help defray Todd’s legal expenses when he shows up at McGinniss’s first book signing and pounds that scurvy worm into a bloody pulp.
Please give $25 to SarahPAC, so that we can bail Todd Palin out on that assault charge — and then fly him to the next Joe McGinniss book signing to deliver yet another brutal ass-whupping." [Posted on | September 15, 2011]
OT - but I guess Sarah will be pleased that another black man likes her - Wyclef Jean.
I loved what he said about his wife would react, and how "anyone" should be able to run for President. I guess "anyone" would include Valley people like Sarah, by only just.
I don't care about what the Bachmann's do or don't do in their private lives, but they choose to criticize and demonize other people in public. THAT'S what frosts my ass! Children hear the kind of crap they spew, and it is very dangerous. They make me sick...at heart. These are not Christians.
It's not bad enough that Bachmann went all "Deep Throat" on an innocent corn dog? Is there ANYBODY that believes this bullshit? I suspect that Marcus would prefer to change positions with Michelle.
How do the holier-than-thou fundagelicals feel about these overtly smutty images?
Apparently the fundies are WAY kinkier than most people think.
Get him/her/it behind closed doors and guaranteed there is a thong, some poppers, and a room smelling like a Yankee Candle and a bed full of Beanie Babies that he likes to roll around in...
Get him/her/it behind closed doors and guaranteed there is a thong, some poppers, and a room smelling like a Yankee Candle and a bed full of Beanie Babies that he likes to roll around in...
Guaranteed.
12:28 PM
----- That is HYSTERICALLY FUNNY to me what you just wrote there sir! Killed me. I'm still laughing while I"m typing...flawless! Beanie babies? Priceless.
Wasn't Marcus eyeballing a guy in the crowd? I think he uses this position whenever he has sex with Michele (for pro-creation purposes only of course.) Which would mean that, since her child-bearing days are over, it's game on for Marcus and the barbarians.
Seriously funny though for Marcus I'm guessing he used to that position.
ReplyDeleteI saw that a while ago and couldn't believe it. What the hell is wrong with both of them? Are they the only 2 people in the world who would see this and not know why people are laughing?
ReplyDeleteAren't they supposed to use the Missionary Position?
ReplyDeleteI just gagged on a cherry tomato.
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of fools are these people?
ReplyDeleteIf he had just not put his hands on her hip . . . .
ReplyDeleteOh, well, you are right - we're still not buying it.
Maybe he's thinking "a push, just a little push and it would be over."
ReplyDeletePriceless....Michelle bends over!
ReplyDeleteFormer Chief Of Staff: Michele Bachmann’s False Statements Result From Her ‘Impulsive Nature’
ReplyDelete...Cooper brought on Bachmann’s former Chief of Staff, Ron Carey, who offered a fairly fascinating theory for why Bachmann has a tendency to share and perpetuate erroneous statements:
Well, Michele is very impulsive from a personality standpoint and, to her credit, she reads an awful lot of information, but sometimes I’m afraid that she reads maybe 80 or 90 percent and leaves out or forgets the ten or 20 percent that can change the outcome, so her impulsive nature coupled with the fact that she sometimes doesn’t digest information as carefully as she should leads to these kinds of impulsive statements that sometimes are just off the mark enough that it makes her into more of a provocative, controversial figure.
He continued:
One of the challenges I’ve found with working with Michele, and it’s consistent with other people who have worked with her, is the fact that she doesn’t use her staff well. She’s pretty much independent and does her own research. She’ll be out there on the stump, preparing her remarks and speaking off the cuff with no staff intervention or involvement whatsoever, so it’s really difficult to prep her and help her kind of back-check before she goes out speaking because she will be out there speaking and you’ll say, “Where did this come from?” and it’s something that she maybe heard on TV.
CNN political analyst David Gergen then shared his theory on what her statements have to do with her views on science.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bachmanns-former-chief-of-staff-her-false-statements-are-the-result-of-her-impulsive-nature/
Stephen Colbert Praises Michele Bachmann’s Scientific Research On HPV Vaccination
ReplyDelete...' Folks, I am telling you, I am telling you, the only thing keeping our kids from humping at the bus stop is fear of the big “C.” You let the government mandate a vaccine that helps prevent one form of cervical cancer, and you might as well let the U.N.’s jackbooted thugs hold down your little princess and inject her with pharmaceutical grade slut juice. Giving your girl this vaccine is admitting that one day in the future she may have premarital or post marital sex.'
Watch the segment below, courtesy of Comedy Central:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/stephen-colbert-praises-michele-bachmanns-scientific-research-on-hpv-vaccination/
When Asked If Bachmann Should Be President, Ed Rollins Tells Chris Matthews ‘She Will Evolve’
ReplyDelete...When Asked If Bachmann Should Be President, Ed Rollins Tells Chris Matthews ‘She Will Evolve’
Video
by James Crugnale | 7:37 pm, September 14th, 2011
» 34 comments
Michele Bachmann‘s former campaign manager Ed Rollins was grilled by Hardball host Chris Matthews Wednesday about whether he still wanted her to be president. Rollins’ response was an ambiguous “she will evolve,” followed by a refusal to answer whether he wanted her to be Commander-in-Chief.
When questioned by Matthews on whether he is still involved in the campaign, Rollins lukewarmly said, “I’m available if she needs to call me and ask me for anything.”
On the issue of whether Bachmann erred in saying HPV vaccines cause mental retardation, Rollins gave more solid responses, saying she needed to admit she was wrong and move on:
She’d had been better if she stayed on issue, the issue was the Governor’s executive orders, and whether he made a mistake…he made a mistake, she made a mistake, the quicker she admits she made a mistake, the better.
Later in the interview, Matthews asked Rollins whom he wanted to win the nomination.
“I still want Michele Bachmann to win the nomination,” he answered. Matthews clarified his question, “You’d like her to be president?”
“I think she’s a great candidate,” Rollins stammered. “I think she’s evolved, I think she will evolve.”
Matthews wanted a more definitive answer though, and asked Rollins pointedly if he wanted her to be commander-in-chief “with her finger on the bomb.”
Rollins was visibly uncomfortable with Matthews’ question and changed subjects, saying he agreed with her economic policies. But the Hardball host sensed apprehension in his answer and kept pressing him about whether he wanted her to be commander-in-chief.
“Whoever’s President gets to be commander-in-chief,” Rollins responded hesitantly. “If she’s elected President, she’ll be commander-in-chief.”
Watch the segment below, courtesy of MSNBC:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/ed-rollins-hedges-on-his-support-of-bachmann-she-will-evolve/
just un-commentable!
ReplyDeleteIn Marcus' defense, he thought it was Romney in a wig.
ReplyDeleteI saw this pic on Wonkette yesterday. At first I thought it was Newt and Bachmann, since I had a hard time believing that Marcus would do this...
ReplyDeleteOMG! Even Tawd and Scarah have to laugh at that one (oh, I almost forgot, they're having a very bad day.)
ReplyDeleteWow, the National Enquirer article is just damming.
ReplyDeleteThey state Joe McGinniss is a "respected author" and quote:
"McGinniss began researching the 320 page volume in 2008 and made headlines two years later when he moved next door to the Palins in Wasilla, Alaska in a bid to ferret out their secrets."
The NE runs a little picture of their graceless, sports window house and concludes the article with email address of Barry Levine, who composed the article. Cue the P-bots - he is going to get some nasty responses!
So THAT'S what SarahPac is all about ...
ReplyDelete"Joe McGinniss deserves The Mother of All Ass-Whuppings, and Todd Palin ought to give him exactly what he deserves.
So I’m asking readers to go make a $25 donation to SarahPAC to help defray Todd’s legal expenses when he shows up at McGinniss’s first book signing and pounds that scurvy worm into a bloody pulp.
Please give $25 to SarahPAC, so that we can bail Todd Palin out on that assault charge — and then fly him to the next Joe McGinniss book signing to deliver yet another brutal ass-whupping."
[Posted on | September 15, 2011]
http://theothermccain.com/2011/09/15/todd-palin-legal-defense/
Yes, but doesn't Marcus look "natural." Definitely a pitcher...
ReplyDeleteI laugh and can only manage to say "No comment".
ReplyDeleteewwwww!
ReplyDeleteOT - but I guess Sarah will be pleased that another black man likes her - Wyclef Jean.
ReplyDeleteI loved what he said about his wife would react, and how "anyone" should be able to run for President. I guess "anyone" would include Valley people like Sarah, by only just.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/15/wyclef-jean-sarah-palin-fan_n_964125.html
Thanks for the laugh! This proves that Michelle is funny even when she isn't speaking.
ReplyDeleteMarcus... doing his best Glen Rice imitation.
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I call givin' the submissive wife a good-ol' dry-humpin' fer Jeesus!
ReplyDelete"What is seen cannot be unseen."
ReplyDeleteGo away mental image--go away!!!!
They must not get out much if they think there aren't going to be cameras on them when she's running for the "presidency".
ReplyDeleteIt does not matter what campaign they mount....ain't going anywhere!
ReplyDeleteHe's just pretending it's Todd...
ReplyDeleteYikes!
ReplyDeletePaging Dr. Dover
ReplyDeleteDr. Ben Dover
LOVE the expression on Bachmann's face (I BET she'd be surprised with an attack from the rear by her closet case husband, err, wife).
ReplyDeleteI don't care about what the Bachmann's do or don't do in their private lives, but they choose to criticize and demonize other people in public. THAT'S what frosts my ass! Children hear the kind of crap they spew, and it is very dangerous. They make me sick...at heart. These are not Christians.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no - you nasty-minded people have it all wrong! His left hand is in the opening on her back, moving her mouth!
ReplyDeleteThanks for NUTHIN', Gryphen! You just me throw up a little in my mouth!!!
ReplyDelete"Bend over Michele; I'll drive."
ReplyDeleteYa know, of all the words I want to describe the President of the United States, "impulsive" ranks very low on the list.
ReplyDeleteIt's not bad enough that Bachmann went all "Deep Throat" on an innocent corn dog? Is there ANYBODY that believes this bullshit? I suspect that Marcus would prefer to change positions with Michelle.
ReplyDeleteHow do the holier-than-thou fundagelicals feel about these overtly smutty images?
Apparently the fundies are WAY kinkier than most people think.
bachman
ReplyDeleteturn her over
drive
As a gay man I can tell you for sure..
ReplyDeleteMarcus is a total and flaming bottom.
Get him/her/it behind closed doors and guaranteed there is a thong, some poppers, and a room smelling like a Yankee Candle and a bed full of Beanie Babies that he likes to roll around in...
Guaranteed.
Let's hope Michele had her HPV shot . . . Though if it 'causes retardation,' I fear she's already had a double dose.
ReplyDeleteMy fourteen year old daughter was telling me about a clip of Michele Backmen (intended).
ReplyDeleteHer idiocy is even known to teenagers in Ireland.
"Former Chief Of Staff: Michele Bachmann’s False Statements Result From Her ‘Impulsive Nature’"
ReplyDeleteAnd the result is that she looks completely brainless and her staff looks incompetent. No wonder she goes through staff like popcorn.
Someone needs to tell Rollins that Batshit Bachmann doesn't believe in evolution.
Morgan @9:43 AM said, "In Marcus' defense, he thought it was Romney in a wig."
ReplyDeleteLove it!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteIt does not matter what campaign they **mount**....ain't going anywhere!
10:44 AM
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That really cracked me up! Good one!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteAs a gay man I can tell you for sure..
Marcus is a total and flaming bottom.
Get him/her/it behind closed doors and guaranteed there is a thong, some poppers, and a room smelling like a Yankee Candle and a bed full of Beanie Babies that he likes to roll around in...
Guaranteed.
12:28 PM
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That is HYSTERICALLY FUNNY to me what you just wrote there sir! Killed me. I'm still laughing while I"m typing...flawless! Beanie babies? Priceless.
Anonymous 9:01 AM
ReplyDeleteSeriously funny though for Marcus I'm guessing he used to that position.
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Really?!
I beg to differ. Marcus doesn't strike me as a pitcher.
Anon @ 11:55: I was thinking the exact same thing. Impulsive is good in some situations, but for the POTUS impulsive has to be safe, legal, and rare.
ReplyDeleteBend over Michele I'll drive.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Marcus eyeballing a guy in the crowd? I think he uses this position whenever he has sex with Michele (for pro-creation purposes only of course.) Which would mean that, since her child-bearing days are over, it's game on for Marcus and the barbarians.
ReplyDeleteGood grief, is marcus really pretending to be assfucking her in public?
ReplyDeleteanon said: "Maybe he's thinking "a push, just a little push and it would be over."
ReplyDeleteYes, he's saying just one little push and I'll be up to my balls in her ass where she likes it the best.
Sweet jumpin jeezus.....i mean....
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing their "happy dance", duelling corndogs gaffes, this just takes the cake!
Caption:
"Drop the Rosaries, Marcus, your prayer is being answered"