Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Sean Hannity jumps through his "Ask Palin if she is going to run for President" hoops for a Fox News dog biscuit but Sarah Palin's wig refuses to take the questions seriously.

I am reasonably confident that some of Palin's answers were in English because I recognized the language. Besides that I think I saw her clench her jaw and spit, which means she must have mentioned Obama's name.

But to be honest I was completely distracted by that thing on her head. (And by the way her fright wig forgot to turn off its cell phone which rang twice during the interview. How rude!)

I am not sure if she spent the last few weeks smashing all of the mirrors in her house and could not see how she looked, or if her handlers just tossed the wig on her head from a distance because she's started biting again. But whatever the explanation she looks, for all the world, like an extra from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

And even though we know that most of the Fox News viewers suffer from cataracts and the early onset of Alzheimer's, do they not wonder at least a little bit how somebody's hair can grow this much in just one week?

This was Palin's hair on September 13, 2011.
Sarah Palin sporting the Bachmann wig for serious politicos
And this is her, well let's call it "hair," yesterday September 20, 2011.

Sarah Palin sporting the road kill she backed over on her way to getting a Crunchwrap Supreme.
Well it is good to see that the release of Joe and Levi's books have not impacted Snowdrift Snooki's mental health in any way. Jesus!

161 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:49 AM

    The Alaskan native -- who dreams of one day opening up a guide business -- details a dysfunctional Palin household and an ex-girlfriend who was desperate to get pregnant. Johnston scoffs at Bristol's claims that Sarah Palin's grandson, Tripp, was conceived on a drunken camping trip and writes, "I can't just make up a bunch of crap to match her lies. I can only give you what actually happened."

    HuffPost: Why did you decide to write this book?

    Levi Johnston: Everybody was kind of talking about me for the last couple of years and I figured it's time for me to start talking for myself, not only for myself but for my family and my son, Tripp, for when he's old enough to understand everything.

    HuffPost: Do you feel like you’ve been unfairly maligned in the press?

    Johnston: There's been a lot of negative things said. It's not all bad, there's been some good stuff, but the bad stuff, that's coming from people who don't know me and are writing stuff to make a buck.

    HuffPost: You write that Bristol wanted to get pregnant.

    Johnston: Bristol was on birth control for a long time. She got off it soon after Trig [Sarah Palin's son] was born. I think Trig was a big motivator for her. Her mother just had a child and I think Bristol was really jealous. She was the one who was supposed to have that kid and that's when she got off of [birth control]. We weren't practicing safe sex and she ended up getting pregnant.

    HuffPost: What do you mean she was the one meant to have it?

    Johnston: We'd always talked about a kid. We'd been dating for several years. I think it kind of hurt her because she really wanted a kid so bad and seeing her mom have another one really made her want a kid now.

    HuffPost: You say that Sarah kept Trig's pregnancy a secret until the seventh month.

    Johnston: Yes, she kept it very secret. Willow had actually found the pregnancy stick in her bedroom. That's when we all found out because she went around telling everybody. Bristol and the whole family was hurt that their mother couldn't share that with them. Keeping it away from your own family is kind of messed up.

    HuffPost: Describe Sarah and Todd's marriage.

    Johnston: I'm no marriage counselor here but I had a mother and father growing up my whole life. [The Palins] were completely, 100 percent different from my family. They rarely spoke to each other, they never had family meals. I never saw them really do anything together unless the cameras were on and then they played an American family. Todd always slept on the couch, never in Sarah's room, that I've seen.

    HuffPost: Did you like Sarah initially?

    Johnston: She acted like she loved me, that I was one of her sons. She treated me like a son when everything was good between me and Bristol. Later on, when I was getting older, I was finding out that Todd was offering Bristol a car to break up with me and all kinds of stuff but they would never say it to me.

    HuffPost: What was it like going to the Republican National Convention?

    Johnston: I was very nervous. I'd just come out of a hunting trip and getting phone calls from Bristol. I didn't want to go and finally Sarah gets on the phone and pretty much makes me go. I was nervous and scared and they pretty much paraded us around and told us what to do. You're kind of living your life for somebody else. It's just a whole different world.

    HuffPost: Had McCain and Palin won, you know you would have gotten married.

    Johnston: Oh yes. If she would have won, I'd be in a whole different position now. It's something else to think about.

    HuffPost: Bristol tried changing Tripp's last name to Palin.

    Johnston: She tried to do a little something about that but it didn't fall through.

    more...

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/21/levi-johnston-bristol-palin-book_n_973465.html

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  2. Anne in Texas5:54 AM

    Why do you think she wears wigs? Seriously. What does she need them for? Is she bald under there? Totally inept at grooming? What gives? I don’t get it.

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  3. Every morning before I send my girls off to school, I remind them to comb their hair. Looks like nobody told Sarah to do so.

    PS I really don't think they should ask someone who got a "D" in Economics to pretend she is an expert in Economics.

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  4. Anonymous5:56 AM

    Thanks for the morning laugh! I needed it. Her hair grows longer and shorter at will, just like her "baby bump" did. Some days more, some days less. She is a phenomenon of some sort.

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  5. Anonymous5:57 AM

    Sean doesn't look so googly eyed over his Queen, now does he? Wonder if the shine has done worn off what with the latest revelations about the REAL Sarah and her wild past.

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  6. Anonymous5:59 AM

    Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where birds were flying into Elaine's 'big head'

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  7. Anonymous5:59 AM

    Doesn't she look like she just crawled out of bed, put on her cleanest dirty jacket, put some roadkill that her dad begged for at the dump on her head , and staggered to the TelePrompTer.

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  8. Anonymous6:02 AM

    It's known we project our flaws & failings onto others. Snowdrift Snooki about Obama: "He plays us all for fools". Yikes! The very thing in fact that she does, play her "fans", Fox News, the media, and just about anyone else in her orbit for fools. She has to be the least self-aware person in history.

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  9. Anonymous6:07 AM

    Sean should have asked if it was Glen Rice calling when phone rang...

    Todd ... you ever ask about the stain on Sarah's outfit when you were in DC?

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  10. Anonymous6:08 AM

    She's looking thinner and thinner.

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  11. Anonymous6:12 AM

    She just gave you a whole slew of new material. Just about EVERY screen shot shows sunken, droopy eyes on a skeletal, ancient, grandmotherly face. And whatever meds she's taken make her mouth do a "weird", lop-sided thing. Maybe it's too much Botox.

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  12. Anonymous6:17 AM

    What's wrong with Palin's face and eyes?

    Looks like she has been crying.... I wonder why? Is it because her cocaine addiction has been outed or now we know where her DNA stains on her clothes comes from, Glen Rice?

    Boo Fucking Hoo.

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  13. Anonymous6:18 AM

    I think they threw the jacket at her, too, because it looks like that's all she has on. That and some big spangly lures to try to draw the eyes off the face.

    BTW, when your hair won't lie flat, it's usually a case of bed-hair.

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  14. Anonymous6:25 AM

    It's the same hair. In the white top photo, you can see hair behind or shoulder.

    I think she's probably glad Levi branded himself an even bigger liar with that book.

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  15. "thinner and thinner..."

    Didn't Stephen King write a book by that name?

    I watched about a minute of the video with the sound off. She's developed a Charlie-McCarthy look of her mouth and jaw -- you can clearly see the bracket lines extending down from her mouth to her chin.

    It's pathetic how Fox News keeps trotting her out on camera, to reveal to the world the gradual physical disintegration (mostly self-inflicted) of a once attractive woman.

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  16. Anonymous6:26 AM

    Who keeps a pregnancy stick around through the seventh month? Why would it still be laying around for someone to find? Kinda gross, no (unless maybe it was your first conception and you are a teenager)?

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  17. Anonymous6:26 AM

    I only could listen to a little bit but really, she wants the candidates to be well-vetted and check their records? Does she mean, like, did they finish their term and not walk away from the people who elected them? Still delusional, after all these years.

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  18. Smirnonn6:28 AM

    A moron asking an idiot questions. Charming.

    And, I just love how faux sticks that "Can you afford 4 more" with the Obama logo in the o on the screen. That's SOOOO very fair and balanced......

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  19. Anonymous6:29 AM

    that's coming from people who don't know me and are writing stuff to make a buck.

    --

    Like you did? So, which is it Levi, You've seen Sarah cry or never seen her cry?

    This is just one contradiction.

    Truth my ass.

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  20. Anonymous6:30 AM

    Why would Sarah care about a book that is so far from truth that it's frightening there are conscious people who believe it?

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  21. Anonymous6:32 AM

    Oh I am SO not liking reading this...the Sea of Pee will be orgastic today.

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/21/poll-palin-making-gains-but-most-in-gop-dont-want-her-to-run/

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  22. Olivia6:33 AM

    Wow! I have to watch with the sound off...cannot tolerate the noise or the content. Watching the first part where all she is doing is nodding, her eyes look dead and there is a slight wobble to her head like it is hard to hold up. She gets a bit more animated when she talks but her eyes are still dull and lifeless. Looks like September has been rough for someone.

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  23. Sarah's hair grows just like her baby bump!

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  24. Anonymous6:35 AM

    I thought it was interesting how Hannity handled the question. It was like he was talking to himself when he said something to the effect, "When people ask me, I say I don't know what I think she will do, it changes", he wasn't really looking at her and he didn't add, "I sure would love to see you run.". Something significant has changed there.

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  25. What did the skank say about her announcement if she is running for President?

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  26. Anonymous6:36 AM

    Honestly, I still can't believe the story of Sarah treating Levi like a son. I can believe she treated him kindly, as all her kids' friends love her. But there are several instances in Levi's past that make me disbelieve almost everything he is currenty saying. For starters, he is leaving out MAJOR things from his own life. Think about it, why would Bristol discuss her other dates and boyfriends when they were broken up yet Levi continues to play the lovey relationship?

    There are so many inaccuracies.

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  27. Anonymous6:37 AM

    She looks so drugged. I hope the books cause some real investigation into the Palins activities. The FBI and IRS need to do their jobs.

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  28. Anonymous6:38 AM

    "If she would have won, I'd be in a whole different position now."
    Not likely, considering the past. Just sayin. I know bad teen relationships. If Sadie was truthful on ONE thing, it's that she said Levi and BRistol never had a good relationship.

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  29. Fan of the Quitter's Wig6:39 AM

    Your wig comments have great potential, Jesse. I hope Doonsbury does a spoof on her wig. Do you remember how they played with Bush's "evil twin, Skippy" when George I reigned? That is way too funny to not turn into a joke!

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  30. Nancy In New York6:40 AM

    Sean looks like he kept his pants zipped for this "interview."

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  31. Anonymous6:41 AM

    Good gravy!! What is with her skin?

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  32. Anonymous6:42 AM

    GHASTLY.

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  33. Anonymous6:46 AM

    The more I read, the more Bristol sounds like me as a teen. I think thats why people naturally like her when they meet her. She's pretty real and blunt and unafraid of living life. (pun not intended of her book)

    However, I don't buy the Bristol had wanted a baby for a long time. She was definitely the carefree teen pre 2008. If Levi would have spoken of events truthfully and not left out very big things that had to have impacted him, we'd see that.

    Remember, despite being away from Wasilla friends, Bristol loved her Juneau life and goes back relatively often. Why didn't Levi speak of this time in his life?

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  34. JayKen Knotstirred6:46 AM

    Hi Sarah, Welcome Back!

    Quick question, Where's Trigs Birth Certificate?

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  35. Hair today, gone tomorrow???
    I hope, I hope, I hope

    Thankfully G, Joe and a few others have chipped in to buy her a ticket.

    Finished the book in one sitting and truly enjoyed every word. With this one and Dunn's under my belt now I feel I know more about $carab than I know about myself. ugh

    O/T - HP did a rather positive take on Levi's book much like Dr Phil. Very interesting since I would have predicted a hatchet job from both sources.

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  36. Anonymous6:47 AM

    I think Granny Lulu's new wig is a road kill scraped up off the Parks Hwy.

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  37. Anonymous6:50 AM

    Her hair didn't grow. In the first picture it's flatter, straighter, and hanging down her back. You can see some of it off her left shoulder.
    She's also sitting more hunched in the 1st. Look at the distance between her chin and shoulder line in the two pics.

    It is, however, much messier. I wonder sometimes if she does this on purpose to see what people will say. If she distracts us with messy hair, we won't pay attention to her idiot words.

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  38. Anonymous6:53 AM

    Anon 5:49 - Interesting that Levi is saying that Willow outed her mother's "pregnancy" when she found the pregnancy stick. Who saves those things for 6+ months?

    Add that to the BS pile.

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  39. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Dear Granny Lulu,
    Thank you for aging so badly, it makes many of us that have not lowered ourselves to go under the knife to realize that mother nature is being much kinder to us than she is to you. That turkey neck is just hilarious, along with the bad uncombed(yes Saree you can comb a wig wig, and drugged eyes.
    Noevember, now you say. Are your Bots stupid enough to believe that? Do they not realize the deadline to get on many states ballots is BEFORE November? Are they that stupid to keep sending part of their SS check that you want to stop them from getting?

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  40. Anonymous6:56 AM

    Very substantive critique....

    Of her hair.

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  41. Anonymous6:57 AM

    She looks like she's barely hanging on. And also like the meds are keeping everything smoothed out. So smooth, in fact, that she either doesn't register or doesn't care about the hair schizophrenia (or backgrounds, make-up and clothing) and how badly it undermines her public persona - for crying out loud, if you're a "talking head" doing commentary and all people see is your HEAD, then having your head's appearance fluctuate wildly is hugely important! Especially if your head is HUGE on your little bizarrely dressed shrimp shoulders. Is her hair now in such bad shape that she MUST wear the wigs?

    BTW, this is one of your funniest posts ever!

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  42. Hair and boobs, ever changing. Somebody should put together a montage of Sarah's hair and boobs changing. Big, small, long, short, up, down, big, long, down, up, small...
    I know some people change their look a lot, but jeez, it seems like every single time she appears she has different hair and/or boobs. Every time. That's actually kind of creepy.
    And her Fox hair is simply atrocious. The worst of the entire lot.

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  43. Anonymous6:59 AM

    Over at C4p they are pissing themselves some poll with less than 1,500 people give her props. LMAO, if that is not enough desperation they are taking apart the Hannity interview for any reason to believe they are getting secret messages she will announce....hey dumbasses the fact she is still on Fox should be the big red flag she is not running.

    Has the time already passed if she were going to run for POTUS she would have had to discontinue her Fox paid contract? Those PFDS she is colleting from those crony oil men next month won't be enough to cover her meds let alone utilites on her new AZ mansion. She won't give up Fox.

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  44. Dear Sarah/Sarah's Hair Wranglers,

    It's called "symmetry"

    sym·me·try
    Noun/ˈsimitrē/

    1. The quality of being made up of exactly similar parts facing each other or around an axis.

    2. Correct or pleasing proportion of the parts of a thing

    Got it?!

    IMO Tranny Palin was at her most attractive and healthy looking-despite the soft focus lens-during the Charlie Gibson interview. Maybe head back in that direction maybe?!?! No pun intended.

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  45. Anonymous6:59 AM

    I cannot watch her anymore. She's insane and I don't want to get teh crazy....

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  46. Anonymous7:00 AM

    I am confused about one part of the first poster's comment re: Levi's statement about Willow. He says Willow found a pregnancy stick in HER bedroom. Who's room, Sarah or Willow? Why would you need a pregnancy stick 7 months later? Why keep the urine stained thing around if the test was done months ago? Was this miraculous "find" part of the cover up/hoax?

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  47. Anonymous7:02 AM

    Surprised she wasn't wearing the medal she stole from that Iowa Marathon around her neck.

    And there are just no words for that hair.

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  48. Anonymous7:05 AM

    To Anne in Texas: I think she has alopecia. And I'll bet $10 that she has alopecia brought on by years of bulimia. Just look at her emaciated frame. She looks horrendous. She and First Lady Michelle Obama are the same age, yet Mrs. Obama's skin is supple and elastic. Sarah looks like a plucked chicken.

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  49. Anonymous7:06 AM

    Hey $arah: Boobs, hair, bellies. What gives? "Any of em, all of em."

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  50. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Sean Hannity is HORRIBLE. How can he get away with trying to attach this supposed accusation vs the Tea Party using language like "African Americans swinging from trees", to OUR PRESIDENT??????

    THESE RACIST ASSHOLES. They are such a bunch of liars, they think nothing of projecting their own sick minds onto others in the most deceitful way possible. I have never in my life heard that type of imagery coming from the White House.

    They make me sick. They are absolutely lost souls. You hear that Sean and Sarah???? You would have a lot of work to do to redeem yourselves at this point. Stop working for the Devil. (And I am serious; this is sheer evil what you are doing.)

    Obama is probably going to do just fine, with the far Left and with the Center. If only to keep you RACIST MANIACS away from the White House.

    What a freaking nightmare FOX News is...

    MSM, you better start doing your jobs because this woman has no business still being on television. Sean Hannity, either.

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  51. Anonymous7:11 AM

    Her hair grows really fast. Just like that 3 week pregnancy from flat to watermelon sized.

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  52. Anonymous7:12 AM

    Very thoughtful of Hannity to ask, because no one else seems to care about the grifter's plans.

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  53. Anonymous7:14 AM

    OT But adios Beehive (From Gawker.com):

    TV Show About Sarah Palin’s Favorite Hair Salon Debuts, Ends

    After TLC gave Sarah Palin her own reality show, many wondered if it cable television had hit a new bottom. Then last month, the network announced plans to air a series about the Beehive Beauty Shop—that's right, a program devoted to Palin's favorite hair salon in Wasilla, Alaska—and America shook its collective head.

    Big Hair Alaska debuted tonight when TLC aired back-to-back episodes for its series premiere. But since there were only two episodes in the entire series (seriously), tonight marked the series finale as well. Of course, an hour was still an hour more airtime than Big Hair Alaska deserved, as you can see for yourself in this four-minute highlight reel.

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  54. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Hey Mrs. Todd Palin,

    We know you love your record of accomplishment as a half-term governor. Please tell us about the 254 Alaskan souls who died during your tenure while the activities of your state Division of Senior and Disabilities Services were put on a moratorium by the federal government for gross mis-management?

    http://www.adn.com/2009/07/14/864670/troubled-alaska-health-programs.html

    Come on, it's your record, give us the details.

    Headset

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  55. "Anonymous said...

    Very substantive critique....

    Of her hair."

    Thank you for the compliment.

    After all her hair and her clothes are really the only thing to critique. All of her talking points remain identical from interview to interview, as do her vicious attacks on the President.

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  56. Anonymous7:24 AM

    she looks like the crack whore on the corner.

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  57. Anonymous7:26 AM

    anon @ 6:26. Good point. So the ruse was up when Willow found the pregnancy stick AT SEVEN MONTHS! yeah...riiiighhhht.

    On another note concerning SP continuing to string her bots along...this time intimating on Hannity that since this is an 'unconventional' race that deadlines might not really be important. Another blogger has suggested that all future GOP debates contain and empty podium with her name on it. Sucks to be you SP!

    Sheesh

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  58. Anonymous7:27 AM

    Levi said "finally Sarah gets on the phone and pretty much makes me go."


    How could she do that? Levi had to have wanted the spotlight too.

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  59. Anonymous7:28 AM

    6:36..instead of beating around the bush why don't you just tell us what those MAJOR things are? Maybe because it's total BS.

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  60. Anonymous7:30 AM

    She was the one who was supposed to have that kid and that's when she got off of [birth control].



    exactly - SP took Bristol's child and Brie was very upset about it and has been having kids ever since.

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  61. Anonymous7:31 AM

    gawd gryph...she looks horrible
    the end is near $arah!!

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  62. OT but good news - Joe is on The View & Babygate is coming up!
    Run Sarah, Run!!!

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  63. Anonymous7:34 AM

    so, according to Levi, he and B were trying to get pregnant AFTER Trig's alleged birthdate in April 08. How could she have had a full-term baby by December?

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  64. Anonymous7:38 AM

    Boy oh boy, she sure looks gaunt. She needs the curves to look pretty. Why couldn't this woman be happy to be the way she was?

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  65. Anonymous7:38 AM

    Boobs, and belly, and hair . . . oh my

    I wonder if the urine soaked pregnancy test stick floats in the sea of pee.

    Sorry, it's scatological Wednesday. Sarah has that influence on me.

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  66. Anonymous7:41 AM

    Babygate discussion on The View!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  67. Anonymous7:42 AM

    When talking about Palins, we enter the vortex of negativity, confusion, imbalance, incivility, conflicting information, a web of lies, deceit, manipulations, psychological warfare.

    After coming out, we need to pray, go to a happy place, remember our blessings, breathe, relax, and look for the good in all things.

    Really, for me, watching Palin, Fox, Hannity, and this whole phenomenon presented before our eyes does a number on my sense of well-being. I need to go for a walk and remind myself that God is in control.

    That's the feeling I get after hearing all this. Am I the only one?

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  68. Anonymous7:43 AM

    The more I read, the more Bristol sounds like me as a teen. I think thats why people naturally like her when they meet her. She's pretty real and blunt and unafraid of living life.
    6:46 AM

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    Bristol mentioned giving the "big middle finger" on national TV. That does NOT make me like her.

    Bristol distorted her appearance with plastic surgery. That is NOT "pretty real".

    Bristol is terrified of living life. She's dragging her toddler through a "reality" TV show filming because she rather exploit her son than go to school and work for a living.

    People don't naturally like Bristol. They naturally dislike Bristol because she is dull, boring, manipulative, self-centered, immature, whining, petty, vindictive, ill-spoken, rude, publicity-seeking, uneducated, unimaginative, uninteresting...

    And... she needs to find a decent plastic surgeon and fix what she did to her face.

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  69. Anonymous7:45 AM

    Well, you know if Scarah can grow her belly from flat to whale in 3 weeks, she can do it with hair, too. Or, oh noez, are we gonna start now on Hairgate?

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  70. Levi said Bristol went off the pill AFTER Trig was born! That does not make her 5 months pregnant as it was announced during the campaign. And that make's Tripp supposed birth premature!

    Also, too, how can SP get pregnant if Todd was always sleeping on the couch?

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  71. Anonymous7:48 AM

    Hi, 6:46, aka Bristol!!
    Why don't you speak directly to Levi. It's the mature thing to do. Nobody here is going to care much about your fantasies about your happy, happy family.

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  72. I can't help but surmise what the Palinbots will say about her appearance on Hannity (I don't visit the Sea of P so I'm guessing.) They will say how brave she is to appear after the "hatchet job" done on her by that stalker who moved next door so he could ogle her and her daughters. They will celebrate the fact that, through it all, Sarah has stayed on top of things and is aware that the black man in the White House gave away stimulus money to a scam and is leading our country into decline. And he must be voted out. (And that she will announce her intentions someday.)

    I feel bad for these people. Nothing will convince them that their heroine is nothing but a vicious, small-minded grifter. It would take a complete on-screen meltdown to convince them and there would still be some who would believe that it was a conspiracy.

    There is a core group that will never see the truth - no matter how many times it stares them in the face.

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  73. barney7:49 AM

    Sarah Palin, is that the crazy woman that cleans toilets for Fox News?

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  74. Anonymous7:51 AM

    Well, let's just walk through this "Willow found the pregnancy stick" at some late date: 6 months? 7 months?

    Why then? Let's see now:

    1. Sarah had stopped having her periods because of her eating disorders and/or drug use, so didn't notice she might be pregnant until then, thus the late testing date; or,

    2. Sarah was preimenopausal with intermittent and irregular periods, thus the late testing; or,

    3. Sarah used the test strip and discarded it in the trash (interesting, given her secrecy), and since it is unlikely that Sarah did much housecleaning, Willow finally got around to emptying the trash from some number of months prior (eew!); or,

    4. It was someone else's test strip, like Bristol; or,

    5. Just another lie, told to Levi, laying down cover.

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  75. Anonymous7:52 AM

    Johnston: Yes, she kept it very secret. Willow had actually found the pregnancy stick in her bedroom.
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    I thought when Sarah Palin was babbling about her "choice" she said that she was on a trip. Does Levi think she brought the pregnancy test stick back in her suitcase?

    The whole crew up in Wasilla needs to figure out what "the story" is and get everyone on the same page. Starting with Chuck Heath's leaking the water breaking in Texas story, they are all contradicting each other.

    Another solution to their problem would be to just STFU.

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  76. Anonymous7:58 AM

    She looks like she's on Xanax. I've seen that look on some of my friends after they've taken one.
    I don't think she has a wig on, more like hair pieces and/or extensions. She is certainly not looking well.

    I think poor Levi was one of the people Sarah charmed when she needed something out of him, then was thrown under the bus when he was no longer useful. That apparently is Sarah's M.O.
    Nice that Levi is still not bashing his baby momma, although she deserves it.

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  77. Anonymous8:02 AM

    "she looks, for all the world, like an extra from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

    Except those troubled souls were likeable and sympathetic characters, Sarah, isn't.

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  78. Anonymous8:02 AM

    God Is Surely Taking A Long Time To Decide

    It is Sept. 21, and Sarah Palin has confirmed, once again, that she is STILL considering running for President. Given the frequency with which she talks to God and whispers to the Holy Spirit, Sarah Palin must have been told, repeatedly, NOT to run, and she’s just waiting for a different answer. Is she drafting a letter, to have God sign, endorsing her? Does she think that postponing the decision makes her look like a true leader and decision maker? With decision making skills like this if, she were elected:

    1. The fires in Texas would have spread to Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Louisiana, before she’d order help from firefighters around the country.

    http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2011/09/21/god-is-surely-taking-a-long-time-to-decide/

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  79. Anonymous8:03 AM

    I think the real story on Sarah's first appearance since "The Rogue" is Sean's interaction with Sarah. It was a very frosty interview. It may be that the Rice and push-up bra revelations were more damaging than the Babygate story potentially is. People can understand reasons for covering up a pregnancy. But, when you believe that your idol has only had sex with one guy, her HS sweetheart, and that turns out not to be the case, that's a problem. Add to that anecdotes that she wore a push-up bra to get what she wanted and you get the feeling that the water bras and blazers with nothing under them are ineffectual now. Is it just me, or is there a chill in the air?

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  80. Anonymous8:03 AM

    "how somebody's hair can grow this much in just one week?

    The same way Sarah Palin can accomplish an eight week 'pregnancy.' Abs and cervix of still and follicles of still.

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  81. Anonymous8:05 AM

    In January, after the Arizona shootings, Roger Ailes told Sarah not to respond to the criticism of her cross hairs remarks. Sarah begged him to let her have some air time to respond. He told her that she could not use the Fox paid-for TV studio for a television response. So, Sarah hired her own videographer and posted her own "refudiation." After than, Sarah literally went downhill.

    Other than Todd's badly written response to a book that hadn't come out, we haven't heard a word from Sarah, until last night. There is far more in the book that just a remark about cross hairs. I bet that Ailes told Sarah that she could not respond to that book, and he was putting her on TV to show people that she was above it and still important. Sarah is not used to being bossed around like that. But, when a million dollar job (and the backing of Ailes/Murdoch) are on the line, Sarah bit her lip, tossed on her ratty wig and showed that she was made of tougher stuff. It must also be hard for her to see Perry getting all of the attention when she wants to be the Queen of the Candidates.

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  82. Anonymous8:07 AM

    If you need a fridge in Wasilla/Anchorage, you're SOL!!

    Heard every store/warehouse is out of stock!!

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  83. Anonymous8:11 AM

    Obama Slams Palin: ‘All That Hopey-Changey Stuff’ Is ‘Still There’



    http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/09/obama-all-that-hopey-changey-stuff-isPresident Obama, increasingly in campaign mode these days, stepped right up to one of the right-wing’s favorite attack lines against him at a fundraiser in New York last night.

    “How’s that hopey, changey stuff working out?” Sarah Palin asked the audience at the Nashville Tea Party Convention last year.

    Last night, Obama said it’s working out fine, though it may have been a little harder to pull off than he first thought.

    “All that hopey changey stuff, as they say? That was real,” Obama said. “It wasn’t something …it was real, you could feel it. You know it. It’s still there. Even in the midst of this hardship. But it’s hard. When I was in Grant Park that night, I warned everybody this was going to be hard, this wasn’t the end it was the beginning.”

    “Over the past two and a half years,” Obama said, “the hope poster starts fading. But I tell you what, you travel around the country and talk to the American people, that spirit’s still there.”-still-there.php?ref=fpb

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  84. I had to watch it with the sound off here at work, she looks like death warmed over. I wouldn't leave the house with hair like that to go to the grocery store, nevermind appear on national television.

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  85. I agree completely with your comment, Gryphen. Except for swapping out a few new phrases now and then, or making up stupid words, Sarah says the same nonsense over and over. Nothing to her except that rogue hair and her bizarre facial expressions.

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  86. Anonymous8:15 AM

    Obama is poking the bear for a reason.....

    Interesting ploy. If he taunts Sarah Palin, she will not be able to restrain from responding. If she responds, she gets a flurry of attention. If she gets attention, the media run a bunch of "will she run" stories, and analyzes what will happen to the current GOP field. The GOP field has to deal with questions about Sarah Palin, and can't get their individual messages out; and projects the image of a GOP field in disarray (just when the field seems to be settling in). Ups the chance that Palin will decide she can take the nomination with little or no work, and/or keep screwing around and weakening the GOP nominee. Obama is poking the bear for a reason.....

    http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/09/obama-all-that-hopey-changey-stuff-is-still-there.php?ref=fpb

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  87. Anonymous8:16 AM

    Is anyone as tired as I am at seeing that ugly face of Sarah Palin?

    Another publication out today reflecting the disfunction of the Palin family....the same thing is being said by so many, Sarah.

    Todd and Sarah Palin are FRAUDS!

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  88. Anonymous8:17 AM

    Barbra WaWa seriously thinks she 'knows' Sarah & Todd because 'she interviewed them'. Well whoopee!!

    Barbra WaWa is seriously delusional as she doesn't see the fact she too was 'played'. They played the usual fake Palins. I hope the show paid big bucks for the interviews in that they got 'f*cked'!! Something we've always known!!

    WaWa did say on the show that her contact is Todd (aka Roady Toady). So WaWa has no direct to Scarah!!

    When is WaWa gonna retire or die. Man she's stunned and stupid and was very defensive but Joe in a polite way - swatted her down!!!

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  89. Enjay in E MT8:20 AM

    My first thought (like others) was her hair changes like that preggy bump did.

    Willow found a pregnancy test-stick and told? Interesting
    ... is it usual to keep those pee-sticks around? Or perhaps it was a more current test to see if they were STILL pregnant????

    If, after those lipo-disolving shots, deep massages, no doubt triple strength girdles, and possible starvation diet before the final attempt to prevent a viable birth with cross-country air travel & by-passing NICU ready hospitals to an unequipped med. center with inadequate physicians and no OB-GYN.

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  90. Anonymous8:22 AM

    First off, who would do a pregnancy test in month 7? My guess is this is a lie or was a plant by Sarah when she decided to make this up.
    Secondly, it is NOT the same hair. The first wig is a bob ala Christine and Michele; last night's was a rat's nest. Whoever sold her the wigs didn't teach her how to keep them looking sort of real. Her bangs are about all that's real in that shot.

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  91. Imagine "Giving half a billion dollars to a company - crony capitalism..."

    --- can you say TransCanadas and AGIA?

    How much interest have they collected, Sarah, since you gave it to 'em?

    "On August 27, 2008, Palin signed a bill into law giving the state of Alaska authority to award TransCanada Corp. 500 million dollars in seed money and a license to build and operate."

    $500 million for 3 years at what per cent = crony capitalism for nothing.

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  92. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. The person who reported Levi's interview with the Huff-po quotes him as talking about a pregnancy test informing the children that their mom was pregnant. NO WAY! Why would Sarah need a pregnancy test in the 7th month when she had been seeing her physician, had an ultrasound, etc. This is huge!

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  93. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Isn't there a Barbie doll with hair that grows when you push a button? I was wondering if Sarah was really some plastic doll with a puppeteer behind her at all times.

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  94. Canadian Country Girl8:24 AM

    She just has the capacity to grow hair - and babies - really fast.

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  95. Anonymous8:26 AM

    "Johnston: Bristol was on birth control for a long time. She got off it soon after Trig [Sarah Palin's son] was born. I think Trig was a big motivator for her. Her mother just had a child and I think Bristol was really jealous. She was the one who was supposed to have that kid and that's when she got off of [birth control]. We weren't practicing safe sex and she ended up getting pregnant."

    Knowing the timeline doesn't work if Trig was born in April & Tripp in Dec -- I think this may be Levi's way of telling us that Trig wasn't born in April!!!! Doing it in a way that it's not direct so he gets thumped by Palins/Bots, but knowing there are peeps like us that can read between the lines!!

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  96. Anonymous8:27 AM

    She DOES look like a plucked chicken! Wearing a bad wig and with a snoot full of Xanax. She's become a caricature of her younger, healthier self. Sucks to be Sarah!

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  97. Anonymous8:29 AM

    "“There is still time, Sean, and I think on both sides of the aisle I think you’re going to see people coming and going from this race,""

    -> Really? This is the time Sean should say, "Who? Who do you see coming into the race? 'Cause, really, I am not aware of anyone else indicating that they might run. And on both sides of the aisle? I don't think so."<-

    “And I’m still one of those still considering the time factor.”

    -> Major word salad. Is that because she knows people are pretty tired of hearing it's translation, "I haven't decided, yet."? <-

    And this is my favorite part:

    "When Hannity said the former Alaska governor would have to decide by November, at the latest, for legal reasons, she agreed — to an extent. “You do, I mean legally you do,” she said."

    -> But, apparently, legal reasons don't have to be a determining factor. <-

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  98. Anonymous8:29 AM

    Andrew Sullivan in a Rupert Murdoch publication!

    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/finally-sarah-palin-has-to-put-up-or-shut-up/story-e6frg6ux-1226142078735

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  99. Anonymous8:30 AM

    Sarah, desperate Sarah trying to show her reluctant Servant's Heart of hers - to answer the calls of millions to run for our country. . .

    This reminds me of a pathetic effort to dramatize a moment - Diane Wiest in Bullets Over Broadway, a has-been stage actress trying to get the young admirer to shut-up:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJmxPkwssa0

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  100. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Hey, I just heard an ad/announcement for "The Rogue" on Anchorage's public radio station KSKA. It was sponsored by Crown Publishing. Interesting that the publisher would put some effort into marketing the book in Alaska to the public radio demographic.

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  101. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Crystal Sage @ 7:49

    They actually thought her appearance was very presidential. And her hair was GORGEOUS.
    I really think they are so busy defending her and her actions that they have lost the reality of her. She is a has-been QUITTER that can't make a decision to run. How would she ever make any important decisions as President? Scary.

    But then I'm just jealous.

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  102. Anonymous8:35 AM

    "Anonymous said...

    Very substantive critique....

    Of her hair."

    Thank you for the compliment.

    After all her hair and her clothes are really the only thing to critique. All of her talking points remain identical from interview to interview, as do her vicious attacks on the President.

    -----------

    So you expect donations so people can read your critiques of her hair?

    Grow up dude.

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  103. imnofred8:37 AM

    She wants all of the other candidates to be vetted but if she runs she will complain about her past being looked into and blame the media for picking on her.

    I have my doubts about this CNN poll that is out. There is no fucking way that she is more popular with Independent voters than Obama. CNN seems to have become her latest panty sniffer.

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  104. Anonymous8:41 AM

    As for her hair. It's called a freaking curling iron and hair dryer. There are other pictures where her hair does look like something squatted and set up house in it but these pictures. No so much.

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  105. Anonymous8:43 AM

    It was "thinner" written by his alter ego Richard Bachman.

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  106. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Hannity is probably limp thinking about quitter having sex with a black man

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  107. Anonymous8:47 AM

    SP says we'll be "blown away" by the outing of "crony capitalsim" --let's hope so. Then she and her backers the oil and gas cartels (think Halliburton /Enron for example), the Kochs, her cronies in Alaska (e.g. Dairygate etc. ), many neocons supporting endless war for profit and the MI complex, and Wall St. buccaneers will be blown away in a cleansing wind that will also return SP to a port far from the public she preys on.
    And let's reinstitute The Glass Steagall Act and break up the "too big to fail" banks for starters.

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  108. Anonymous8:48 AM

    "I think she's probably glad Levi branded himself an even bigger liar with that book."


    @6:25 AM


    Levi Johnston still has a long way to go before he's able tell as many lies as $arah Palin. And, the woman looks haggard. As usual.

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  109. Anonymous8:52 AM

    7:38
    "i wonder if the urine soaked pregnancy stick floats in the sea of pee"



    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAaaa

    beautiful !

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  110. Anonymous8:52 AM

    "Like you did? So, which is it Levi, You've seen Sarah cry or never seen her cry?

    This is just one contradiction.

    Truth my ass."



    @6:29 AM


    I think the same about $arah Palin: TRUTH MY ASS.

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  111. Anonymous8:54 AM

    Her constant negative chit chat about President Obama is getting old and older!!

    And, she doesn't even know what the hell she is talking about.

    I wish a Hannity would question her about how she left Wasilla and Alaska.

    Hey, Sarah - where is the pipeline you said was under construction in Alaska while you were campaigning w/McCain? It's not being built you fraud and liar!

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  112. Anonymous9:00 AM

    Anonymous said...
    If you need a fridge in Wasilla/Anchorage, you're SOL!!

    Heard every store/warehouse is out of stock!!

    8:07 AM

    -------------------

    I'm replacing my old LG next week. I'd be glad to sell it to them cheap and I live just down the road. I'd hate to see it get bashed to hell though, he's been a good fridge and deserves better than that ;-)

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  113. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Nice that Levi is still not bashing his baby momma, although she deserves it.

    --

    Seriously?? He was worse on her than she on him.

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  114. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Gryphen - ?

    Todd Palin filing for divorce - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040110/Todd-Palin-file-divorce-advisers
    -tell-Sarah-White-House-dream-over.html

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  115. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Her hair grows just like her stomach grows, right?

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  116. Anonymous9:05 AM

    "Why would Sarah care about a book that is so far from truth that it's frightening there are conscious people who believe it?"



    @6:30 AM

    There are reasons to doubt that the book is far from the truth. If $arah Palin didn't care about the book, she wouldn't be attacking people. What's even more frightening is the small minority of people who believe $arah Palin's bullshit. It's frightening that people like $arah Palin exist at all, and are able to terrorize the country.

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  117. Anonymous9:07 AM

    When did Willow find the pregnancy stick? Was it in the trash for 5-6 months? This is fabrication, but the kind of lie a Palin would tell to cover up the false claim of pregnancy in the 7th month! How does anyone know whose pregnancy stick it was?

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  118. Anonymous9:12 AM

    You just can't make this stuff up .
    Over at FreeRepublic-slightly less crazy than the other place, although the same deluded
    Nike clad , purple shroud cultists
    frequent both .
    Some schlub named mick on Sarah's appearance on Hannity

    " I noticed her face on Hannity as well.
    It wasn’t exactly sad IMO....it was more like burdened....and resolution
    ......as if she has concluded that she will have to endure what is coming
    for the good of the country
    and everything she holds dear......
    the face you see on photos of men in a landing craft heading toward the beach.....
    she will do her duty but knows full well the price she will pay."

    A landing craft on the beach ?
    This nut is vilely equating the pathetic
    FOX News mental case
    to the brave soldiers
    who gave their lives on D Day.
    Or perhaps, in a slip up , more truthfully
    admitting that he saw Palin's face
    appearing in a space ship
    when he went to the shore.

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  119. Anonymous9:14 AM

    "Honestly, I still can't believe the story of Sarah treating Levi like a son. I can believe she treated him kindly, as all her kids' friends love her. But there are several instances in Levi's past that make me disbelieve almost everything he is currenty saying. For starters, he is leaving out MAJOR things from his own life. Think about it, why would Bristol discuss her other dates and boyfriends when they were broken up yet Levi continues to play the lovey relationship?

    There are so many inaccuracies."

    @6:36 AM


    Yeah, whatever. Like there are several instances where I never believe anything $arah and Bri$tol say. I don't believe Bri$tol Palin was the perfect child and staight A student, Virgin Mary, before Levi Johnston came along ruined her life. Did Levi Johnston rape her, or not? Nor do I believe that $arah Palin is a nice person, and that mean liberals are just picking on her because they're jealous.

    So many inaccuracies, indeed.

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  120. Anonymous9:18 AM

    Anybody seen this? It's on the MSN home page.

    http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/dancing-with-the-stars-body-transformations-15042.gallery

    They have Bristol in it as the one who gained weight.

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  121. Anonymous9:18 AM

    nonymous said...

    Honestly, I still can't believe the story of Sarah treating Levi like a son. I can believe she treated him kindly, as all her kids' friends love her. But there are several instances in Levi's past that make me disbelieve almost everything he is currenty saying. For starters, he is leaving out MAJOR things from his own life. Think about it, why would Bristol discuss her other dates and boyfriends when they were broken up yet Levi continues to play the lovey relationship?

    There are so many inaccuracies.

    6:36 AM
    ------------------------------------

    If you are correct, then the picture of Sarah stroking his face at the 2008 RNC is very bizarre. That would indicate that it was a sexual touch, is that what you are saying? Sarah had the "hots" for her daughters baby Daddy? Thanks for letting us know even more than we did about Sarah's disgusting and strange "family values".

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  122. Anonymous9:20 AM

    GHASTLY.

    6:42 AM
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    The more I read, the more Bristol sounds like me as a teen. I think thats why people naturally like her when they meet her. She's pretty real and blunt and unafraid of living life. (pun not intended of her book)

    However, I don't buy the Bristol had wanted a baby for a long time. She was definitely the carefree teen pre 2008. If Levi would have spoken of events truthfully and not left out very big things that had to have impacted him, we'd see that.

    Remember, despite being away from Wasilla friends, Bristol loved her Juneau life and goes back relatively often. Why didn't Levi speak of this time in his life?

    6:46 AM
    --------------------------------
    If Brisket loved Juneau so much, why did she not live there when her mother did? Why was she shipped out of town?

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  123. Anonymous9:23 AM

    I'm sorry, but she looks like a man. She ruined whatever prettiness she had through liquid diet and plastic surgery.

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  124. Anonymous9:28 AM

    She's going through so many drugs - I'm beginning to think that within that 'massive compound' of two huge houses and a mega-sized connecting garage together with outbuildings -- lies a 'supply room'. Who would think to search the 'Palin compound'.

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  125. Anonymous9:29 AM

    @6:46 AM

    "The more I read, the more Bristol sounds like me as a teen. I think thats why people naturally like her when they meet her."

    Really? Then why was she whining that hardly any of the Dancing with the Stars cast would talk to her? I was not like Bri$tol as a teen, nor have I ever met any other teens like her, which I'm glad of.

    "She's pretty real and blunt and unafraid of living life. (pun not intended of her book)"

    She's blunt, alright. But in a dishonest bitchy way, like her mother.

    "However, I don't buy the Bristol had wanted a baby for a long time. She was definitely the carefree teen pre 2008. If Levi would have spoken of events truthfully and not left out very big things that had to have impacted him, we'd see that."

    Really? You don't buy that Bri$tol wanted a baby for a long time? Well, according to her own idiot mother's book 'Going Rogue," $arah Palin says that Bri$tol always wanted a baby, and that Bri$tol would beg her for a baby. This was supposed to be $arah Palin's lame excuse for why Bri$tol was always taking care of Trig, and not her.

    "Remember, despite being away from Wasilla friends, Bristol loved her Juneau life and goes back relatively often."

    So, what?

    "Why didn't Levi speak of this time in his life?"

    What's your point? I heard Levi Johnston's book was mostly about hunting and shit in Alaska.

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  126. Anonymous9:30 AM

    I think she's overplaying her reluctant servant's heart act. We get it, sarah, you need to be begged.

    Don't call us, we'll call you. bye.

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  127. Anonymous9:35 AM

    It must be nice to be able to dictate what questions can or cannot be asked by news 'reporters' like Hannity, Greta, etc. Now THAT's 'fair and balanced!'

    How can a supposedly 'legitimate' news organization like FOX be ordered around by a tool like $arah Paylin!

    But hey, by not 'announcing' her candidacy until November - it gives Lady Blah Blah lots more time to milk her PAC and spew her
    'commentary' with no accountability.

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  128. Anonymous9:48 AM

    And she wants us to believe that that emaciated body ran a legitimate 1:45 1/2 Marathon??

    Give that medal back, you effing, lying, scumbag!!

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  129. Anonymous9:48 AM

    To the commenter who wrote:


    "So you expect donations so people can read your critiques of her hair?

    Grow up dude.

    8:35 AM"

    Why, yes, yes I did just donate so people can read JUST these kind of critiques, because such laughter takes the edge right off the scary prospect of Sarah with any kind of power.

    And thank you for the idea: EVERY time I laugh out loud - about her hair or anything else - I'm going to donate again!

    Feel better now? I know I do.

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  130. "HuffPost: You say that Sarah kept Trig's pregnancy a secret until the seventh month.

    Johnston: Yes, she kept it very secret. Willow had actually found the pregnancy stick in her bedroom. That's when we all found out because she went around telling everybody. Bristol and the whole family was hurt that their mother couldn't share that with them. Keeping it away from your own family is kind of messed up."

    Wait, Palin kept a pee-covered stick laying around the house for months?

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  131. Anonymous9:50 AM

    "Levi said "finally Sarah gets on the phone and pretty much makes me go."


    How could she do that? Levi had to have wanted the spotlight too."



    @7:27 AM

    What do you mean "How could she do that?" EASY. He didn't just show up out of nowhere. He showed up after the campaign "invited" him to be used a prop. He looked uncomfortable at the RNC convention, and looked like he didn't want to be there.

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  132. Calli Pygian9:50 AM

    Funny how sad she looks in the first half- minute or so till Insanity mentions that the Dem base is angry &talks of violent Pee Party imagery against blacks, at which time he smile broadens.

    GOP = positive economic change? GMAFB.

    And BO 'crony capitalism'? HA! I guess she is unfamiliar with Halliburton, not to mention her own administrative history.

    Such a fuc&ing idiot.

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  133. Anonymous10:02 AM

    Ugh, can't even watch it with the sound off. Like the last man picked in the NFL draft - Mrs. Irrelevant.

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  134. Anonymous10:15 AM

    HEY troll, Bristol got spanked by Dr. Phil, get over it.

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  135. Anonymous10:17 AM

    LOL
    She is "evaluating the records of the candidates was essential in assessing their future success."

    The should run and hide her face for her records shows she QUIT.

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  136. Anonymous10:19 AM

    She is marketing those wigs for Beehive Alaska?

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  137. Anonymous10:37 AM

    This is just like a recurrent nightmare. She always spews the same incoherent crap, gives a few suggestive flicks of the tongue and uses her coy little smile. But nothing can hide the fact that she is DONE. Her lack of personal hygiene was always questionable, was it not? Now I think she just drags herself out of bed and into the studio unshowered with some sort of little animal or bird of prey on her large head. Yes, she does get made up with PLENTY of cosmetics BUT the ugly always shows.

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  138. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Too Late for Sarah Palin

    Sarah Palin told Fox News she would make a decision about running for president in November -- once again pushing back her decision date -- but it's unlikely she could be a serious contender for the GOP nomination by entering the race that late.

    First Read notes that with "less than four months until Iowa -- that's right, folks, FOUR months -- there isn't much time to raise the money, demonstrate the heft on the issues, and to rehabilitate her image to be a serious player for the Republican nomination. Oh, and she would need to start qualifying for ballots before the end of OCTOBER. So Iowa might be less than four months away, but some key ballot-access deadlines are before that. (Hey, Chris Christie, it's a similar problem for you!)"

    http://politicalwire.com/archives/2011/09/21/too_late_for_sarah_palin.html

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  139. Anonymous10:45 AM

    "Crystal Sage @ 7:49

    They actually thought her appearance was very presidential. And her hair was GORGEOUS.
    I really think they are so busy defending her and her actions that they have lost the reality of her. She is a has-been QUITTER that can't make a decision to run. How would she ever make any important decisions as President? Scary.

    But then I'm just jealous."

    @8:35 AM

    You think $arah Palin looked "presidential?" How? And, you're "jealous?" Of what? WTF?

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  140. Anonymous10:46 AM

    Wow, she is looking more and more like the Cryptkeeper.

    All the same talking points, she really has been curled up in a ball crying for the last week.

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  141. Anonymous10:47 AM

    @8:35 AM

    Fuck off, dude.

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  142. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Nice that Levi is still not bashing his baby momma, although she deserves it.

    --

    "Seriously?? He was worse on her than she on him."



    @9:02 AM

    Um, no he wasn't.

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  143. " ... but Sarah's wig refuses to take the questions seriously." I am going to recite that over and over today and just keep laughing! That is the best.

    Psst: are you close to telling me I can drink my champagne?

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  144. "If you are correct, then the picture of Sarah stroking his face at the 2008 RNC is very bizarre. That would indicate that it was a sexual touch, is that what you are saying? Sarah had the "hots" for her daughters baby Daddy? Thanks for letting us know even more than we did about Sarah's disgusting and strange "family values".

    To this commenter at 9:18, I agree. Along with the truth about babygate, I would really, really like to hear some explanation for Sarah and Levi's interaction on the stage at the RNC. His facial expression, her touch, and his hand on her back in the recently revealed photo do not speak of hate, or even being forced to be there, or any animosity unless they are both really good actors. So tell me Sarah, what is the real story behind you and Levi Johnston?

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  145. @Darkefang "Wait, Palin kept a pee-covered stick laying around the house for months?"

    Either she kept the pee stick for several months (we'll say four to be charitable, figuring the first 12 weeks she may not have known) or she was seven-months pregnant before she considered that she might be pregnant. And this, a woman who had 4 babies and 2 other pregnancies, who was certain that her premature labor would hold out just long enough to get back to that cozy little hospital in Matsu.

    Re: The View interview, I think the cohosts were loving the topic. Whoopi and Barbara seemed to have an inside joke about the book (when Barbara repeats, "The Real Sarah Palin" plugging the book again very shortly after having just plugged it) and Whoopi has a big shit-eating grin saying that all the members of the audience would be getting their copy. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Whoopi picked up the tab for the audience's copies.

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  146. Anonymous11:25 AM

    So you expect donations so people can read your critiques of her hair?

    Grow up dude.


    Fail.

    Back to the SeaoPee sniffer.

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  147. Anonymous12:17 PM

    I've always thought that if one got too close to her physical presence she would smell bad. I think the wigs are used because it's the easy way out, she has a penchant for doing things the quick, easy way rather than actually take a shower and wash her hair. Fake is just fine in SP's world, hence the wigs.

    As for the pregnancy stick, who would keep something around for any length of time that's been dipped in urine in or on a bedroom dresser or whatever.... Gross!

    She is looking worse as every day goes by. Her eyes are getting very sunken in and looking old ladyish. It is really amazing how her physical appearance has changed so drastically - and I'm not talking about the wigs.

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  148. Anonymous12:41 PM

    Every time I see SP and her messed up hair or slapped on wig, I want to itch my head.

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  149. Anonymous1:06 PM

    Does that woman ever wash her hair or does she just slap another wig onto the greasy mess? Does she ever wash her feet or does she just slap on another coat of polish on her toes? Does she ever think about what she is saying or does she just babble on with her "talking points?"

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  150. AKinPA1:21 PM

    To everyone questioning keeping the used pregnancy test around for months:

    Some people start their baby's albums with ultrasound images, Palin started Trig's with the urine stained pregnancy test strip.

    Just another indicator of her rogue-y-ness and mavericky-ness. Actually, just an example of her ickiness---if the story is even true.

    Or maybe she'll use it to prove she actually gave birth to Trig instead of going the too conventional birth certificate route when she announces she's running.

    Or maybe she'll sell it to the highest bidder on Ebay.

    Or maybe she's saving it to use as a relic when she's canonized as St Sarah.

    I just realized (I'm slow today) that I'm writing about a used, months old pregnancy test strip. I'm suddenly sick to my stomach. Sorry everyone.

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  151. Anonymous1:24 PM

    According to Sarah's story, she got the pregnancy test in New Orleans. What sane person would carry the test strip back to AK from NOLA? But then, Sarah has never been sane.

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  152. Anonymous3:21 PM

    I don't think Levi has his dates all worked out. He doesn't seem the sort to keep some kind of calendar to make note of important details in.
    As for the rest, well, the Palins are a toxic circus.
    M from MD

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  153. Anonymous3:27 PM

    She really does look hard and tired, doesn't she? Not having a very good week though is she? Karma rules all.
    M from MD

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  154. Sarah's face gets more mannish every time I see it.

    When she knows she's spouting BS her nostrils flare.

    Sarah's the expert on crony capitalism: she installed more unqualified cronies from her high school days than any politician in history.

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  155. ok, watched it with sound off, no way can I listen to her voice anymore. It's way too painful. She is not well,it's obvious. She looks sad, tired and worn out. Must really suck to be her.

    karma is a bitch and it is clearly catching up with her. I almost feel sorry for her but I can't forgive her for her hateful rhetoric and poisoning the political debate in our country. She is personally responsible for shit stirring and inciting the racial bigots to new levels.

    What she fails to understand is that Love is the Answer. We all need to love each other, celebrate our similarities rather than our differences. But perhaps she has never known unconditional love and what it is like. Their whole family needs extensive help, I hope that they search it out soon,because one gets the feeling that the end ain't gonna be pretty.

    Fix News is going to have to let her go soon,wonder when her contract is up. She is a liability not an asset, even they have to know that by now.

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  156. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Wow, her face shows exactly how the recent revealations have taken their toll on Scarah! She's probably reading every blog, staying up all night, smoking up both blackberries trying to find answers and support, while realizing people are running away from her like a rabid bat in a cave! Just think of all the victims of her vindictiveness who now they realize they're not alone they're free to stand tall, knowing that Sarah is evil & twisted and that they don't need to live in the shadows any more. She deserves to look as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside as the pain & suffering she's inflicted on others comes back to haunt her for the world to see.

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  157. Anonymous5:15 PM

    Scarah looks like she's been Rode Hard and Put Away Wet!

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  158. Olivia6:09 PM

    Interesting that Hannity doesn't seem to be drooling all over the way he usually does when talking to Palin. Maybe his adoration is waning a bit?

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  159. Firecracker6:51 PM

    My hair grows amazingly fast, like a weed actually. I have people comment often about how quickly it grows. I donate 10+ inches every couple of years to Locks of Love. And let me say that I couldn't even do that. It has taken me 3 months to get what Sarah produced in two weeks. No way. Those are extensions or a wig. I think the stress is probably thinning her hair and she is trying everything possible to cover it up.

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  160. Anonymous8:12 PM

    Her battleship is sunk.

    That's the only explanation I can come up with. Honestly, she must be losing a lot of sleep and doing something. Her pupils are dialated and she can't seem to sit still. Repeats the same crap all the time. I'd feel sorry for her, if she wasn't Sarah Palin.
    For all the money she makes, one would think she'd pay more attention to caring for her hairpieces. She does it on purpose, thinking people are in awe of her beauty, while their just scratching their heads and wondering WTF happened to her. She's been a phenomenon for over three years on the world stage, and she'd deteriorated beyond belief. Compare her to President Obama or the First Lady, they just keep looking better and better as time goes by.

    Everytime I see her, I imagine her with the wig off, and she looks like "Dopey", only less cute, much thinner, and much more stupid.

    Wonder how far she's gotten in Joe's book?

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  161. Anonymous9:34 PM

    "And even though we know that most of the Fox News viewers suffer from cataracts and the early onset of Alzheimer's, do they not wonder at least a little bit how somebody's hair can grow this much in just one week?"

    G, how can you ask that question? I've seen photos showing incredible growth of her baby bump within just a few weeks. I've also seen photos showing the many changing sizes of her bosoms. The woman is amazing! Fake hair...fake boobs...fake babies...Pffffttt.

    Sharon1943

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