Friday, September 09, 2011

What the hell is all of that screeching? Oh, I should have known!

Click picture to view interview.
Okay first off, and not to appear too shallow, but somebody needs to tell Snowdrift Snooki that whatever is on her head is raping the shit out of whatever else is on top of her head. I know it is getting a little cooler with winter coming, but we layer our CLOTHING in Alaska, we don't layer our wigs!

This "rebuttal" to the President's speech the other day is sooo ignorant that I think it would save Palin a lot of time if she just started wearing a shirt that says "I just got lobotomized" and then she would not have to spend so many minutes demonstrating how completely brain damaged she is.

At one point Palin claims that the President is playing us all for fools, and I swear she said it with a straight face, which indicates to me that she is either completely lacking in self awareness or that she is the world's best poker player.

And by the way when Palin claims that Obama is arrogant, and feels he does NOT have to explain what he is planning, that is complete bullshit. The President DID explain what he is planning, she was just TOO stupid to understand him because he was using clear and concise ENGLISH. (Oh and by the way don't think for one minute we don't realize that"arrogant" is just racist code for "uppity.")

You know I cannot speak for everybody else, but I can quite literally go the rest of my life without hearing Sarah Palin say the words "shoving down our throats."

It always makes me gag a little when she uses that phrase.

149 comments:

  1. Dis Gusted3:37 PM

    what part of "no more bridges to nowhere" didn't she understand?


    All of it.

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  2. Anonymous3:37 PM

    I think that whatever animal is "making whoopie" in her hair is also pulling her eyebrows way, WAY up!

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  3. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Sarah Palin - taking advice from "Seventeen" magazine again, eh.
    Grow up.

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  4. That phrase "shoving down our throats" makes me gag when I hear her say it too, but it also gives me a clue as to how miss Sarah was sexually abused as a child. The next question would be who.

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  5. angela3:41 PM

    What an ignorant piece of trailer trash the poor fool woman is.

    I wonder if they train Sarah to do her pit bull routine by waving one of those badger wigs in front of her and telling her if she doesn't show her ass--they'll make her go to a real hairdresser?

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  6. Anonymous3:45 PM

    I almost (almost!) feel sorry for Todd. She is a shrew. He is married to a shrew.

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  7. Anonymous3:47 PM

    No one thinks she's relevant anymore, except some guy paid off in the NY Times.

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  8. ManxMamma3:49 PM

    Love you Gryphen! And did you see that weird bump thing just above her glasses? It sort of appeared and disappeared. It made her look like her head is about to explode.

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  9. I think it's really wrong to use the word "raping" in this context.

    Have some sensitivity, dude.

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  10. words fail to express my utter disdain for this bitch.

    Idiot Queen

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  11. Anonymous4:02 PM

    Remember when George Bush was president and no one dared say that he lied even though we all know that he lied us into a war that cost countless lives and billions upon billions of dollars? These Republicans call President Obama any name under the sun and then hide behind the First Amendment. Why did we Democrats have such respect for the institution of the presidency between 2000 and 2008 when today's Republican has no respect for the office whatsoever?

    I'll say it now - George Bush lied, Dick Cheney lied, every member of that administration lied. Sarah Palin lies, Michele (one l) lies, Rick Perry lies, Mit Romney lies, Ron Paul lies and so do all of the rest of them.

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  12. Anonymous4:03 PM

    I take heart in that only 256 people in the entire world have commented on the NYT/ "India Today" author's Palin puff piece.

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  13. I wish someone would put together a composite of her wigs in the past year....she doesn't wear them in public for good reason, just her ratty hair.
    Notice that no one picks up and reports her rants anymore? Mediate, and they are laughing at her. Red State did the best smack down in some time.
    Back to the wigs...hair loss goes along with extreme weight loss and stress, both of which she has suffered.
    So, Sarah, how's the new granddaughter and why no $capitalizing on her birth? Oh, right. your son has some scruples.

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  14. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Playing us for fools ??

    Now there's the pot calling the kettle black... What about YOUR constituents (Sarah I need your money to help pay for my vacation trips to nowhere)

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  15. laprofesora4:12 PM

    I think sticking her on TV during the day instead of putting her on one of the evening shows was a big slam. Especially since the hag had to share a split screen with the young, blonde, attractive Foxette.

    What a shame, Scarah, they sobered you up for THAT.

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  16. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Uh oh Gryphen, you used "Shoving down our throats" and "gag" in the same post. Hope you don't get an onslaught from the PC police who frequent this blog, lol.

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  17. Anonymous4:16 PM

    "we layer our CLOTHING in Alaska, we don't layer our wigs!"

    Just when I think you've outdone yourself with the humor, you raise the bar again! Thanks for starting out my weekend in the right direction!

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  18. Anonymous4:19 PM

    It is depressing how the NYT writer can give Palin credit for a speech obviously written by a speech writer. Give her credit when she can hold her own in an interview or debate. She is much less eloquent when left to her own devices.

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  19. Anonymous4:20 PM

    This is what I hear ... bitch bitch bitch, Obama doesn't have a plan, bitch bitch bitch, he spending money, bitch bitch bitchety-bitch.

    Its apparent the dumb-ass didn't listen to the speech, as a large part of the American Job Act provides numerous incentives to the job creators -- its not another $400 Billion blank check.

    Finally, to all of the GOP-idiots, where is YOUR plan? Instead of bitching all the time, tell me how YOU would create jobs as POTUS? Are you gonna pull them out of your diamond tight sphincters?

    PA_John

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  20. Anonymous4:20 PM

    I hope someone nails her ass! She is truly the most evil 'starlet' in the universe!

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  21. Anonymous4:21 PM

    Only three comments in the ADN piece. We Alaskans simply are learning to ignore her. That it hasn’t occurred to her that her popularity has tanked says a lot about her self delusion. Or it says a lot about Faux News sense of humor.

    Ouch.

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  22. Okay, I was able to listen to 7 seconds of the porn star (Kelly) and the ding-bat (Palin) before I had to turn it off. Ugh.

    This country has definitely sunk low that ANY channel would put that idiot on.

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  23. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Sarah.....the stoopid, the stoopid...

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  24. Anonymous4:27 PM

    He just keeps getting better and better. This crowd, in Eric 'smarmy' Cantor's district is HUGE, mega FIRED UP and ready to rumble into 2012!

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-video/video/2011/09/09/president-obama-discussed-american-jobs-act

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  25. Anonymous4:27 PM

    she's always been hung up on terms like ...'ramming'...shoving...
    things down throats.

    weird.

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  26. Anonymous4:28 PM

    it really is dis-gusting.
    rude.

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  27. Anonymous4:28 PM

    Definition of a know nothing: has the hubris to think they're an authority on everything.

    That sums up the Fox "News" team.

    Watch at your own risk. Could be hazardous to one's mental health.

    Is the'former Governor' moniker a new development on Fox's crawl?

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  28. Sponge Lou Square Face needs to STOP wearing Toupees on top of her wigs. Yeah, I'm not buying the "she's in great shape/runnin' marathons" deal. She looks.....not right. The droopy sedated eyes, pasty waxy complexion, she looks more matronly then ever. Fit women with low body fat have distinct muscle definition. Tranny P. is "skinny fat". NOTHING to be proud of there. I'm SO sick of women like Palin setting the beauty standards for our girls to "aspire" to in this country.
    Oh, as far as what she had to say? BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAH....

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  29. Oh! And, who want's to smack that tight sanctimonious upper lip right off her face? I DO!!!!!

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  30. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Gryp, we have got to move on to other dangerous politicians who have sold their soul and will eagerly sell out our country.

    Please, can you offer any encouragement that we are about to be rid of her.

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  31. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Why is Sarah so obsessed with objects being shoved down her throat?

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  32. Anonymous4:33 PM

    She's just gross - in so many aspects. Really, what kind of brain dead moron do you have to be to believe that sack o' shit?

    I actually made a new best friend today at work - someone said something about SP (or one of her lines) and I said that I have a real issue with my "feelings" about Sarah Palin - he said? "Oh we'll get along just fine" - but of course, I'm on the elitist east coast...

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  33. carolfromminnesota4:34 PM

    I am getting sick and tired of Sarah and the teaparty people who are out to make the economy fail for most of the people in the USA. The middle class is disappearing, the very few very rich are getting richer and jobs are getting harder to get for most of the people. All she can say is deficit??? What about jobs for the people. If people get jobs they pay taxes and they buy things. Taxes can be applied to deficits and factories can sell things. No jobs means less money to lower the deficit and no demand for businesses to make things. She and the teaparty wants everyone to take minimum wage jobs (if they can get them) and be slaves to the millionairs for the rest of the century???

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  34. Anonymous4:37 PM

    She is nothing more than an opiate of hate for the deluded idiots who watch Faux news.

    Oh and $arah, would love to shove something down your throat, you Whore of BabbleOn.

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  35. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Listen up Palinbots...

    "At one point Palin claims that the President is playing us all for fools".

    This is called 'projecting'.

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  36. Anonymous4:40 PM

    Zoe,
    Yes,
    Some clever animator could take all the photos of palin's hair and do a morphing video of her head.

    This would go viral in no time!

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  37. She tests the limits of irony by saying the President is 'arrogant' and pulls it into a black hole when she posits that he is playing us for fools. Wow, projection at its finest Mrs P.

    I had noticed her relative silence the past few days and was waiting for her to finally wave a little white flag of surrender but obviously she drank a fresh dose of lighter fluid and managed to shoot a couple of weak flames.

    Many of us are experiencing extreme Paylin fatigue and it's become obvious she is tiring of her raging pitbull meme as well. She just can't get her 'rage on' like the old days, guess she must be out of her little blue pills.

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  38. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Once again Sarah is projecting her own bad behavior onto President Obama. Everyone knows she's the one playing her bots for fools.

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  39. Anonymous4:47 PM

    the speech … in photos

    http://theobamadiary.com/2011/09/08/the-speech-live-updates/

    reaction

    http://theobamadiary.com/2011/09/09/reaction-2/

    President Obama Discussed the American Jobs Act

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-video/video/2011/09/09/president-obama-discussed-american-jobs-act

    http://theobamadiary.com/2011/09/09/30-fired-up-seconds-in-richmond/

    http://theobamadiary.com/

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  41. Trixy4:49 PM

    Palin looks like she has a beard with that unfortunate shadow playing tricks with her chin. It was so distracting I didn't even hear much of the screech.

    All I could think of is that if my monitor was a dry erase kind, I could take my pen and add the horns and a spiked tail poking over her shoulder, and she'd look just right!

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  42. Anonymous4:49 PM

    "You know I cannot speak for everybody else, but I can quite literally go the rest of my life without hearing Sarah Palin say the words "shoving down our throats.""

    You can speak for me when you say that. She is a parody of herself.

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  43. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Gryphen tell me what's going on with Sarah Palin, she is almost like a neighbor to you.

    There are times her neck looks like it is about to fall off the bone like granny of the Beverly Hill Billys then there are times it looks like somebody got behind Sarah and stuck their foot behind her neck and pulled that loose skin real tight and tied it off.

    I'm ignorant about this, is it considered a face lift or an ass lift? By the way who's paying for all that work? Is it the ignorant people who sent their money to SarahPac?

    If I'm paying for an ass / face lift it is going to be for me and not for somebody who has been running a con job for the past 8 years.

    How much do you think that cosmetic surgery cost?

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  44. Yay, it was finally time for Fox to call out the babbling idiot. Looks like they woke her up from a nap and said "hey, Sarah, put on that red jacket and get out to the studio and do some talkin'"

    She's so irrelevant now that I can't even watch what she has to say. Her die hard fans are the lowest of the low when in comes to American intellects. She will always have them, but she's lost everyone else.

    By the way, nice bangs, Sarah, seriously, what is up with those?

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  45. Anonymous4:57 PM

    "I take heart in that only 256 people in the entire world have commented on the NYT/ "India Today" author's Palin puff piece."

    Has anyone commented on the lazy reporting that led to a probable false report about her 13.1? I don't subscribe to the NYT, only read up to my monthly limit so I try not to waste it on articles that don't merit attention.

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  46. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Don't confuse the fire in your belly with the actual fire in your belly aka jealousy, Ms Pay-me. You.Will.Never.Be.POTUS. Period.

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  47. All her strange sexual references…limp, impotent, etc. and her continued use of the phrase "shove down our throats" and then the continual body image adjustments seem like pretty clear indication of leaving behind unintentional clues about the origins of her state of mind.

    Notice she never throws that stuff around when she criticizes women. Shrinks in house?

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  48. Anonymous5:07 PM

    OT, Is Joe McGinniss really afraid that Roger Ailes is not his friend and that he was being lied to? Would somebody really leak the juicy bits from his book about Palin? And if his book is leaked will his TV appearances be cancelled? Maybe this is all hype to sell the book ten days before it is released? I made the mistake of reading his post about the continuing Doonsbury strip.

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  49. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/08/glenn-beck-gbtv-times-square-billboard_n_954654.html

    Glenn Beck is back. Will his supporters/fans even realize that he's playing them yet?

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  50. Anonymous5:14 PM

    ‘Swing Voter’ Focus Group Gives Obama’s American Jobs Speech High Marks

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/swing-voter-focus-group-gives-president-obamas-american-jobs-act-speech-high-marks/

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  51. Anonymous5:24 PM

    "...young, blonde, attractive Foxette."

    It's Faux Noise - shouldn't that be FAUXette?

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  52. Anonymous5:25 PM

    That is one FUGLY person.

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  53. barney5:26 PM

    Sarah looks old and acts like the crazy old lady that lives next door to some of us. Those wigs look flea infested, she is such a complete loser.

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  54. Calli Pygian5:29 PM

    I don't think the issue is necessarily that she is too stupid to understand his plan ( although she probably is), I think the issue is that she has the attention span of a gnat. She has no comprehension skills whatsoever, and assumes wrongly that no one else does, either.
    Hence, she becomes defensive of her lack of intellectual ability, and tosses rage and self- indignation about.

    She's still a moron, though.

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  55. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Yes, Gryhpen!!!!! You are so funny. I feel the same way about that phrase - what's her problem? Such an extremely weird choice of words, and she uses them repeatedly. Especially when she is talking about the President, I am sorry to say.

    Fucked up and dumb as a rock. She has memorized the talking points but she has absolutely no idea what she is talking about.

    Don't you think she looks haggard? Must be losing sleep over something ;-).

    As I wrote before, here or somewhere, this bill is on paper already, or very soon to be. It will have all the details completely fleshed out at that point. Why do they bother coming up with this stuff? It's almost like the 2008 talking points being re-hashed. They want to accuse President Obama of high flown but empty rhetoric. Nice try, but it's not going to cut it this time.

    They are just trying to distract us from their lack of vision and sincere action.

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  56. Anonymous5:35 PM

    Anonymous 4:27 PM said...

    "she's always been hung up on terms like ...'ramming'...shoving...
    things down throats.
    weird."


    She's just projecting her own issues about sex (and very possibly some previous sexual abuse) onto other people.

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  57. Anonymous5:41 PM

    Interesting backdrop. It seems to never change. Ya think it's fake? LOL!

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  58. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Palin painted as vindictive skank in Nick Broomfield’s documentary

    Alaska’s most well known asshole is in the headlines coast-to-coast tonight as Nick Broomfield’s documentary exposes Sarah Palin for what she is, a vindictive loser hell bent on revenge for those who exposed her.

    Broomfield uses interviews with family – including her parents, and former friends and associates – to draw a picture of the former Alaska governor and mother of five. Palin comes across as a woman known for ruthlessly firing people and holding spiteful grudges, leaving many Alaskans afraid to talk about her for fear of reprisals, whether from Palin or her supporters.

    Can’t wait to see it. There is a rumor floating around that it’ll be up here in Alaska in December.

    http://www.alaskawtf.com/2011/09/09/palin-painted-as-vindictive-skank-in-nick-broomfields-documentary/

    http://www.alaskawtf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Palin-Idiots-Guide.jpg

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  59. Anonymous5:43 PM

    ...Sarah is just a tool. She's a tool because she's been compromised so many times over throughout her political career. I believe that she might really think sometimes that she's in control of her mission, but to believe that she has to deny her limitations and why they exist. Or maybe she really is that "slow".

    Regardless, Sarah is more of a symptom instead of the problem though, but I do hope she can be exposed for what she is at some point, because any political power she welds is in the hands of a crazy, erratic person without scruples. But in the big picture, if it is not Sarah, I'm afraid that it will be Rick Perry playing the same role on behalf of the same "powerful elite". In other words,

    http://www.lauranovakauthor.com/1/post/2011/09/sarah-is-such-a-tool.html

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  60. Anonymous5:44 PM

    We all know how Palin is desperate for ANY kind of attention from the President. How it must burn her that the only acknowledgement he's made of her in months is to make fun of her in front of Congress and millions of Americans on live television.

    Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! There goes a few more dents in the fridge!

    Give it up, Sarah, you're done, and I, for one, will be happy if I never hear your name or your voice again.

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  61. Anonymous5:45 PM

    @merrycricket Before I even got to the comment page, I was thinking the exact same thought.

    Sarah uses sexually toned language such as "man up" and "get some cojones." I think that there are some issues there.

    It's nice to see that other people have the same reaction to Sarah getting tired of having things shoved down her throat. There is one way to avoid the problem. She could keep her mouth closed.

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  62. Anonymous5:45 PM

    The Firebaggers are hot on Palin!

    http://firedoglake.com/2011/09/09/sarah-palin-ironic-good-government-advocate/

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  63. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Read 'em weep Sarah!

    31.4 Million Tuned In For Obama Jobs Address

    http://www.politicususa.com/en
    /obama-jobs-address-ratings

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  64. emrysa5:48 PM

    you know, that whole bullshit about the president being arrogant is nothing more than "he's a black man who knows more than I do and I can't stand it!"

    obama is not arrogant. he is confident, which these dumb shits like to label as arrogant because he is smarter than they are. they can't handle being confronted with a black man who is smarter than they are.

    does the rest of the world label him as arrogant? NO THEY DON'T. that is the tell.

    go obama!

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  65. Anonymous5:49 PM

    GAME ON BABY!

    President Obama came out forcefully against the attempt to use the financial crisis against working people, his voice rising passionately as he said, “But what we can’t do – what I won’t do – is let this economic crisis be used as an excuse to wipe out the basic protections that Americans have counted on for decades. I reject the idea that we need to ask people to choose between their jobs and their safety. I reject the argument that says for the economy to grow, we have to roll back protections that ban hidden fees by credit card companies, or rules that keep our kids from being exposed to mercury, or laws that prevent the health insurance industry from shortchanging patients. I reject the idea that we have to strip away collective bargaining rights to compete in a global economy.”

    Obama dismantled the “rugged individualist” myth the Right loves to wear for branding purposes only, with a call to united action, “But there has always been another thread running throughout our history – a belief that we are all connected; and that there are some things we can only do together, as a nation.”

    President Obama called on the Congress to pass this bill, to not allow the American people to suffer because of partisan differences in DC, but also, he put them on notice that he intends to take his case to the people. Obama warned Republicans in Congress, “Regardless of the arguments we’ve had in the past, regardless of the arguments we’ll have in the future, this plan is the right thing to do right now. You should pass it. And I intend to take that message to every corner of this country.”

    http://www.politicususa.com/en/pass-bill-obama-fighter-replaces-obama-negotiator

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  66. JayKen Knotstirred5:49 PM

    Hi Sarah, Welcome back!

    Quick question, Where's Trigs birth certificate?

    Countin' down the days til Nicks movie premier here in LA. Gonna bring a sign. Gonna take pictures of me in front of the theater with my sign.

    Another quick question Sarah, Can you gues what that sign will say?

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  67. Anonymous5:50 PM

    What I can't believe is that FOX is still paying this goofball. She couldn't be any more irrelevant.

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  68. Anonymous5:51 PM

    http://www.politicususa.com/en/learned-rick-perry

    It’s important to see this man for what he is. For a man who claims Obama is out of his depth and doesn’t know what to do, to be unable to provide any answers himself is – or should be – a mortal blow to his presidential aspirations. To essentially say, “Well, I don’t know what the answer is but his [Obama’s] answer is wrong!” is not the stuff of inspiration. America needs more than that. It does not need another George W. Bush, and at the debate, that’s the only face Perry showed us.

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  69. Anonymous5:53 PM

    I don;t know why she doesn't just say, "I don;t like listening to anything that uppity negro says!" and be done with it. It is clear that is who she is appealing to with this tripe.

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  70. I think it's really wrong to use the word "raping" in this context.

    Have some sensitivity, dude.

    ~~~~
    Really, really tough one. At first I was writing a response to defend G and say it wasn't about people.

    But then, I really, really don't think there is anything funny, whatsoever, about rape.

    I don't think there's a single joke out there that is funnier for using the word "Rape".

    It's just. not. funny.

    Love, Love, Love you Gryphen! But perhaps, in the future, you could substitute another word for that word that just brings pain to so many, even reading it.

    *Just a suggestion*

    Love ya!!

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  71. Anonymous5:55 PM

    FOUR STARS!!!

    Sarah Palin - You Betcha! – review

    Nick Broomfield's razor sharp documentary unearths compelling stuff about the Tea Party favourite, her religious zeal and politics

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/
    2011/sep/10/sarah-palin-you-betcha

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  72. ThanksABunchJohn5:57 PM

    I loved how the President blew a passive-aggressive kiss at Palin with his "bridge to nowhere" slam! Creamed Corn is still dripping off the ceiling on Lake Lucille!

    So, the dithering Queen is complaining how Obama doesn't reveal what he's planning??? That's rich, Palin, rich. You play political prick-tease with your inflatable boobs and ambulance-chasing campaign games, you quit the Governorship without even informing your husband, you run through friends, volunteers, and aids like used Q-tips...

    Shut up! You stupid, evil asterisk in our history! EVERYONE, right, left, and center despises you.

    'Mkay. Rant over.

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  73. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Sarah should talk. Does she tell people what she is planning?

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  74. Anonymous6:00 PM

    Sarah is just the new form of Tammy Faye Baker. Sarah is stealing as much money as she can from her followers. I am sorry that Tammy is gone now, but Tammy faded a long time before her death. Sarah will fade away too and will be forgotten. She will hide out like Monica Lewinsky still trying to make a buck. Sarah has nothing to offer anyone.

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  75. Anonymous6:00 PM

    The Hard Right Skewers Sarah Palin, Vindicates Kathleen Parker

    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/
    archive/2011/09/the-hard-right-
    skewers-sarah-palin-vindicates-kathleen-parker/244725/

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  76. Anonymous6:01 PM

    >>Merrycricket said...

    That phrase "shoving down our throats" makes me gag when I hear her say it too, but it also gives me a clue as to how miss Sarah was sexually abused as a child. The next question would be who.

    I have believed this for some time now. It is apparent in how she conducts herself, how she uses sexual terms and innuendo to demean and debase, especially towards men. My guess would be Creepy Chuck, but who knows.

    But, yeah, I concur. Thanks for posting your thoughts about this. I think it answers way more about Sarah's behavior than anything else does. It's at the core of her rage.

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  77. Oh no....that damn Muskrat is in her hair again.

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  78. Anonymous6:08 PM

    anon@438p, if you are going to address the 'bots, God love ya, but you might need to explain them big fancy SAT words.

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  79. JayKen Knotstirred6:18 PM

    Sarah, Sarah, Sarah...

    Projecting much?

    ( I guess that was the quickest question yet! )

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  80. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Joe M is a drama queen. However, he also happens to be the only mature Palin blogger/writer on the net.

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  81. Anonymous6:22 PM

    Guess you all ,missed Alexander Pope in high school lit class, huh?
    http://poetry.eserver.org/rape-of-the-lock.html

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  82. Anonymous6:27 PM

    The Tums ad that I had to watch on the FOX site before the video was hilarious.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtiJCqShvg

    It was so risque - a large , floppy corn dog -
    that I thought FOX had
    been hacked by a porn site.
    And then Palin comes on talking about things being shoved down her throat .
    Somebody at FOX may have done that on purpose....
    Palin looks terrible-
    wan and thin and ill.
    The awful wigs make her look even more sickly.
    Megyn Kelly must have drawn the short straw
    to have the Babble Head
    on her program.
    At 4:59 Palin said Republicans
    had " pro po said "
    not " proposed "
    the same plans.
    The increasing calls from the right this week telling Palin and her demented followers
    to just go away
    have been amazing.

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  83. Anonymous6:30 PM

    She's such a ridiculous woman and how can anyone keep a straight face when talking to her?

    One more rant...
    Why oh why does she insist on having that rats nest piled on her head? I was looking at some old photo's of her from the 90's and she was doing it back then. There is nothing more pathetic Sarah when you can't let go of your "heyday" hair do. So ridiculously funny.

    Tear Down Those Bumpits Sarah!


    AliCat

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  84. Anonymous6:34 PM

    For its first third, Nick Broomfield's documentary feels worthy of a toast by the Tea Party. Our bumbling Brit, gamely kitted out in red-check lumberwear, heads to Wasilla, Alaska, where he's charmed by Sarah Palin's parents – plus Chuck, their antler-sucking puppy – and nods politely at gasps of adoration from wide-eyed Palin pals.

    He and his subject even seem to hit it off when Broomfield requests an interview at a book-signing: "You betcha!" is her dazzle-grinned reply.

    Such apparent eagerness to be amiable only makes the last hour the more devastating. As Broomfield encounters more and more local people, and his requests for interviews are batted away with increasing energy, so the picture of a woman who appears to have made more enemies that most of us have seen episodes of the Sopranos sharpens into focus.

    One after another classmates and relatives come forward to grind axes and shiver at the prospect of a Palin presidency. They're joined by former campaign managers, chief strategists, PR agents, mentors, preachers and policemen, all singing from the same hymn sheet: Palin's ruthlessness and venom for revenge knows little limit.

    You Betcha! works too as a portrait of how place can produce personalities: Wasilla is a defensive, isolated community where even Palin's detractors vote Republican, wear stars and stripes braces, and keep their beauty queen tiaras wrapped carefully in cake tins. It's a city where prom-queen politics can bleed far into adulthood, and one man's theory about how Palin still acts like "the most popular pre-teen girl" rings right when you hear her giggle at enemies being insulted, or watch her chew gum. It's the stuff of high school horror movies: can you stop the most popular girl in school from stabbing you in the back?

    One former friend speaks of such devotion among acolytes that they'd "jump off the side of the planet – if it were flat – like lemmings". It's a statement that subtly suggest the community's general scepticism in science, and Broomfield unearths compelling stuff about the role Palin's religious zeal may play in her politics and confidence; the local pastor suggests Palin believes she's a chosen one – and that humans and dinosaurs once co-existed.

    Broomfield's film has had some of its edge sanded off by the fact its target is now, effectively, neutralised, superseded by a younger model, and so discredited her getting her mitts on the keys to the White House feels a pipe dream, rather than an imminent nightmare. There's not a lot that's truly new here, and Broomfield must bulk his testimonies out with file clips. As cuttings jobs go, though, it's razor sharp. He may look like a pussycat, but Broomfield, too, is a pitbull within.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/10/sarah-palin-you-betcha

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  85. I understand that some our more delicate visitors took umbrage at my use of the word "rape" in my post, so let me address those concerns.

    Seriously?

    To be clear when I looked at what was taking place on top of Palin 's vacant cranium it appeared to me an act of violence.

    I saw no gentle murmurings of love, or delicate seduction. Hell I did not even see the offering of a wine cooler.

    I saw the only thing that anybody would expect to see topping the head of the explosive Sarah Palin, a vicious act of violence.

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  86. Anonymous6:51 PM

    Good News!!

    Nick's film screened Friday (today) for reporters ahead of its official festival premiere Sunday in Toronto.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20104142-10391698.html

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  87. Anonymous6:55 PM

    She looks totally spun out. If I were a fox producer I would be wondering why we are paying this person.

    Accusing Obama of playing people for fools is classic projection. That is exactly what her own party has been saying about her all week.

    I can't imagine we'll be seeing too much of Half-term anymore.

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  88. Anonymous6:57 PM

    nah, the head topper activity was mere foreplay

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  89. Anonymous6:58 PM

    I bet some of her male fans would love to shove something down her throat!

    The only fools are her fans who are donating money to SARAHPAC while she is pretending to make a decision on whether on not to run.

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  90. Anonymous7:00 PM

    The next step for Granny Lulu is to get 89 cats. I feel sorry for whatever strays end up in her compound.

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  91. Anonymous7:02 PM

    To anon 4:27 Maybe she's had things "rammed" and "shoved" down her throat while she has been working her way up to the top from mayor to governor to VP pick...so she must know what's she's talking about.

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  92. Anonymous7:10 PM

    To anon 4:27 Maybe she's had things "rammed" and "shoved" down her throat while she has been working her way up to the top from mayor to governor to VP pick...so she must know what's she's talking about.

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  93. Anonymous7:11 PM

    I would agree with everyone's comments... She looks like CRAP! Old haggard and you are so right about the animals on her head... And Yes even the bangs look like someone forgot to finish...

    Honestly all the sexual rhetoric is really a disguise of how much she would like to do with President Obama... Probably secretly wants to try him out for size... See if he is as good as he looks... And maybe just maybe some of his class will rub off on her... She secretly hopes and dreams... ;o)

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  94. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Uhmm, Meghyn, dear, that wasn't an alaskan Airplane, that thunder you heard was Granny Sarah, letting out a huge fart. See that look of relief on her face?

    This doesn't bode well for Scarab, the Sea Hag. liesure suit GVS probably said "thanks, but no thanks".
    O'liely is on Vacation, and Lauwa Ingraham was subbing while cutting the fat about Scarab with the cyrptkeeper's pre-op daughter, Ann "Not The One" Caulterize.

    So they handed "The crazy" to the blonde bimbo of daytime faux news.

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  95. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Yahoo News article posted on Broomfield's film as it screened today for reporters:

    Broomfield said in an interview before the festival. "That she would go to the ends of the earth once you became an enemy to vilify you. Not to just fire you from a job but make you unemployable anywhere."

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/palin-film-toronto-festival-casts-tea-party-idol-223213946.html

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  96. Anonymous7:19 PM

    anon@621: let's see, on the one hand you have a hard-working bloke who has demonstrated his integrity many times over, as well as an occasionally crass sense of humor, and on the other side you have a master manipulator who bites the hands that feed him, and was actually forced to settle out of court with the likes of Jeffrey McDonald.
    Can I think about this one for a minute?
    Okay, I'm done. Team G!

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  97. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Joe M is a drama queen. However, he also happens to be the only mature Palin blogger/writer on the net.

    6:21 PM


    It's just so mature to make statements and write opinions without any discussion or allowance of alternate views.

    If only we were ALL so mature...


    BWAHAHAHAH

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  98. Anonymous7:22 PM

    The reviews of You Betcha are coming out now. I do like The Guardian's take on the movie. Of all the years I skip TIFF:(

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  99. Anonymous7:26 PM

    Sarah's goiter got lanced by Obama's "No more Bridges to nowhere", I love that man! ;o)

    ----------------------------------
    What always bothered me about Sarah, was her sexually charged speech about men's sexuality and the condition of their hydaulic parts. What is it that causes that?

    Oh, wait, When they say "frigidaire" in the palin household, they're not referring to the fridge! Remember Shailey's comment... four inches...and that's on a good day! And Levi's comment about Todd and Sarah not sharing the same boudoir...

    Granny needs to get her groove back! Maybe "Palinman" is just what the doctor ordered.

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  100. Anonymous7:31 PM

    "Rammed down our thoats" is a Republican term meaning "voted in by a wide margin."

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  101. Chenagrrl7:39 PM

    Thanx for the recap. When I realized I couldn't listen without getting redirected to Fox Nation, I just read.

    Refuse to give any strokes to the click-a-billies at that org.

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  102. ThanksABunchJohn7:49 PM

    True story: My husband has many employees under his supervision, they share a computer. A DVD was left in the computer. Husband sent a memo saying a DVD was found, please reclaim in office. Idiot came to claim DVD.

    What was it? IMPALIN' PALIN.

    Terminated.

    Show's the intelligence and "loyalty" of Palin's base.

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  103. ... offering of a wine cooler ... man, that rocks Gryphen! You go guy!

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  104. Anonymous7:57 PM

    Could she look any more insane?

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  105. That's funny. The LSM has only been commenting about the absence of GOP rebuttal to the POTUS speech. Guess they don't know about Gov. Screechy and her highly opinionated opinions.

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  106. Anonymous7:59 PM

    too bad we didn't get a chance to witness Sara doing a corn dog when she was in Iowa. That would have told us a lot about her seeming fascination with getting things shoved down her throat.

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  107. Anonymous8:10 PM

    Hey Gryphen, is there any place to see how the "Undefeated" is doing on pay per view? I loved watching the numbers tank when it was in theaters, and it would be even more fun to see how little it's making now. Do you know of any resource like that?

    (And, by the way, I thought "rape" was an appropriate term for the action going on above the hair.)

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  108. Anonymous8:10 PM

    OMG. That picture, that hair. Is it Halloween already?

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  109. That corn dog/tums commercial was hilarious...and so timely!

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  110. Anonymous8:11 PM

    BTW, the firebaggers at the link above diss her, too.

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  111. Anonymous8:16 PM

    Who wants to make a bet that double rats nest end up on the Beehives show "Big Hair".

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  112. WakeUpAmerica8:20 PM

    I despise Megyn Kelly almost as much as I despise Palin. I love how Palin has been screeching for years now that government needs to get out of the way of small business to grow the economy. Obama proposes doing just that and he is STILL wrong. It's time for Fox to replace the dimwit with someone who actually understands economics and can remember her own past statements. What a maroon.

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  113. Anonymous8:25 PM

    I think with her rill and dill mispronunciations, she is misunderstanding the concept of sexy "bed hair" and "bad hair". Poor ignorant- beauty queen- has been- QUITTER.

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  114. WakeUpAmerica8:28 PM

    :...it looks like somebody got behind Sarah and stuck their foot behind her neck and pulled that loose skin real tight and tied it off.

    I'm ignorant about this, is it considered a face lift or an ass lift? ...
    ROFLMAO

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  115. Anonymous8:29 PM

    I think Palin has a huge sexual problem due to the commentary she uses against men. (She's been doing it for three years and it is getting very, very old!) It's all about her, so I would guess she is absolutely horrid you know where!

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  116. Anonymous8:42 PM

    Whoa! Way too much Botox under those eyebrows. Way too much roadkill on that head. And that voice - way too many fingernails on the blackboard!!

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  117. Anonymous8:51 PM

    I watched the clip with the sound off. It's funny because all you see is her mouth moving a mile a minute kinda like her mouth is running a marathon but she does break her motor mouth speed with a few lip licking moments.

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  118. Anonymous9:02 PM

    Somehow calling someone a drama queen and mature in the same sentence seems a contradiction in terms.

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  119. Anonymous9:03 PM

    Palin's looks are gone, not that she was attractive with that manly square chin and large nose. I'm furious that her and todd will get away with all the corruption they did. She is finished but will she pay for all her crimes?

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  120. Anonymous9:14 PM

    Will someone please send Sarah a vibrator...with all the sexual innuendo this woman clearly has sex on her brain. We know Toad and Sarah don't share a bed together. It's quite obvious to me she is sexually frustrated and takes it out on our President. Maybe someone can send her a Trojan Twister Vibrator...please.

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  121. Anonymous9:15 PM

    The best part is watching the President speaking to an overwhelmingly joyful and exuberant crowd- intercut with two sad, lonely, overly Botoxed ex-prom queens. Did the plucky Faux cameramen choose such excerpts on purpose, or is there simply no film to be had of miserable has-beens in the same room as Mr. O ?

    a cheering Wild Tortoise with cellphone...

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  122. ibwilliamsi9:35 PM

    In all fairness, you should have warned us that clicking on the video would take us to the Fox News site. It's like accidentally clicking on porn. You hope to God that no one ever does a forensic search of your computer and finds that you visited there late one night to watch a video!

    For crying out loud, can't that woman wash her hair? What is she doing that she's so busy she has to slap a wig on her head?

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  123. Anonymous10:07 PM

    I get sick just looking at the bitch, much less listening to her screeching sexual innuendos whica amount to less than horseshit....more than enough already!

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  124. Anonymous10:08 PM

    Is there an alien organism trying to get through the skin on her forehead?It keeps pouching up and straightening out,undulating like it is not part of her.It even seems to get pixilated at times?

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  125. Anonymous10:10 PM

    woot! reviews are in!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/10/sarah-palin-you-betcha

    *beams*

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  126. Anonymous10:33 PM

    Her hair makes me hum "Muskrat Love"

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  127. Anonymous11:41 PM

    holy shit...SP is going to the dogs! She looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet! She looks like she got ready for this interview 15 min before airtime and she is just going through the motions (and not very well). She has become an embarrassment to ALL. (he,he:) gotta love it.

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  128. Anonymous11:54 PM

    If this was taped in AK why are the leaves still green?

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  129. Anonymous12:48 AM

    Does the (R) after her name stand for RETARDED? Yeah, I thought so.

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  130. I am now dizzy and suffering from severe word salad syndrome. It’s the “arrogance within my personality” that makes me write this. We all know that with Sarah Palin’s wigs “more and more will be revilled” You know who else used to wear layered wigs? Andy Warhol. The main difference is he knew the difference between soup and art. Then there was Phyllis Diller who also intentionally layered her wigs, she was a comedian just like Sarah Palin, but of a very high quality.

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  131. Anonymous1:13 AM

    Sarah looks like she needs an oil and lube job, you betcha.

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  132. Guess you all ,missed Alexander Pope in high school lit class, huh?
    http://poetry.eserver.org/rape-of-the-lock.html

    ~~~~~~~~~~~
    Hey, Anon.

    Um, D-a-m-n! That is one long-ass poem! And nope, I never read it before. Also, too, "rape" is only mentioned in the title. It's also not being used for comedic effect.

    Cheers!

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  133. Anonymous4:52 AM

    Her mouth moves but she says NOTHING.

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  134. Anonymous5:55 AM

    Did she change her glasses? In any case, that is some seriously bad lighting - never mind her neck, there's a shadow at the lower edge of her glasses that make it look like she has bags under her eyes. And the frames aren't right with the current position of her eyebrows.

    I'm sure the people at Fox told her she looked fabulous! ;-)

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  135. Anonymous6:00 AM

    Gryphn@6:41PM, agree with you.

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  136. Anonymous6:04 AM

    Mr. Obama? Really Megan? RESPECT is not shown for this president ever.

    Palin is a trashy little high school girl who has no real thoughts in her head other than to be bitchy that the person who BEAT HER is getting attention.

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  137. emrysa said...
    you know, that whole bullshit about the president being arrogant is nothing more than "he's a black man who knows more than I do and I can't stand it!"

    obama is not arrogant. he is confident, which these dumb shits like to label as arrogant because he is smarter than they are. they can't handle being confronted with a black man who is smarter than they are.

    does the rest of the world label him as arrogant? NO THEY DON'T. that is the tell.
    go obama!
    5:48 PM
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    I think you are absolutely right. The countless people reaching to touch him at any of his appearances don't think he is "arrogant" either.

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  138. Anonymous6:30 AM

    Anon 5:07 --

    I read Joe's post, too. Just my two cents, but it seems he's having a bit of fun with the whole thing. Remember last summer when Roland "visited" Joe in Wasilla to take him to task for renting the house next to Sarah?

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  139. Her head, one of her lesser problems. It's just a very bad botox application. I say again, where do these people find their doctors. They are terrible.

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  140. Smirnonn7:52 AM

    Wow - looks like $error was on a ketamine bender last night. Yikes! And the wig(s)???

    If the usual Obama bashing was removed from her comments all that would be left would be the word "rill" and some inane prattle about airplanes.

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." She's secretly got the hots for Obama and because she's so emotionally stunted she expresses it like a 4th grader - kinda like how kids tease when they're enamored with someone.

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  141. Anonymous8:04 AM

    Great post Gryph!! Love you much!

    Isn't funny how Dirty Dingus is being downgraded in her "analyst" spots. No more interviews with the "Main" stars of Faux. Now she's appearing with Missy Meghyn who made her look like a great grandmother instead of the "sexy Beotch" she imagines herself to be.

    Love it! Sarah, you're going down - fast! No recovery.

    PS - Lay off the sedatives before giving an interview, and PLEASE, take a bath & wash your grungy hair.

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  142. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Many rape victims and their loved ones see the word "rape" and have a visceral reaction that has nothing to do with what's on top of Palin's head.

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  143. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Maybe some readers are "delicate" about the word rape being used as a trivial joke, because they have been violently raped. Or their mother, wife, daughter (or son) has been. Maybe the person who didn't find it funny was raped recently so, yeah, is "delicate".

    The original joke completely aside, your comment defending it was amazingly clueless for a man with a wife and daughter. Imagine it happening to you or your loved one. And read your joke again. The word "rape" really jumps out. You obviously meant no harm. But your reaction to your delicate commenters was harsh. What's so hard to understand? "Seriously?" Yes, seriously.

    Go ahead and double down if you want to though, it's your blog of course.

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  144. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Re: Doonesbury / McGinnis

    "Maybe this is all hype to sell the book ten days before it is released?"

    Bingo!

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  145. Anonymous10:59 AM

    Anon 5:07 --

    I read Joe's post, too. Just my two cents, but it seems he's having a bit of fun with the whole thing. Remember last summer when Roland "visited" Joe in Wasilla to take him to task for renting the house next to Sarah?

    -------------------------------

    Yeah, Joe is just trying to show how well-connected in the media he is. And he does seem to be well-connected. Clap. Clap. I would be more impressed, but I don't care for his treatment of his readers.

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  146. Beldar Cecil D'cyst Conehead12:16 PM

    "somebody needs to tell Snowdrift Snooki that whatever is on her head is raping the shit out of whatever else is on top of her head."

    DAMN IT, GRYPHEN!!! THAT'S JUST MEAN!!!

    Ok, not JUST mean. It's funny, also, too. But the sniping at the Screechy Wretch(tm) has got to stop! And I am taking the unprecedented action of backing my cease and desist demand with a deadline. August 19, 2026. That's it. Play your little anti-Lulu games until then but this is a FIRM deadline. After August 19, 2026, no more negative references to Granny Lulu will be tolerated no matter how justified or humorous you and your readers may find them to be.

    TAKE THIS DEADLINE SERIOUSLY!!!

    ===============================
    Ok, Gryphen, I realize I might have come across a bit shrill in my demands. You, of all people, know how passionate people get about politics and politicians... Listen, tell ya what... Just to show there's no hard feelings... I'm gonna go ahead and add another 10 years to the deadline. So it's August 19, 2036.

    But, dude, after that, seriously, no more Gristly Mama abuse, ok? C'mon, by that time time she'll have experienced about 25 years of relentless, daily mockery. Enough is enough. She'll be in her 70s... Probably still "thinking about" running for president. Quite pathetic, really, Let her peacefully enjoy the fruits of her decades of griftery in her golden years.

    Thanks for your cooperation.

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  147. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Who is writing Palin's stuff now. The clips I have heard sound even more lame than usual.

    She is using the same phrases she has used for two years and in the end is not really saying anything.

    Has her "staff" of advisers and writers all take permanent leave.

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  148. Anonymous5:09 PM

    laprofesora said...
    I think sticking her on TV during the day instead of putting her on one of the evening shows was a big slam.
    4:12 PM


    In one manner Ailes did us a favor. Putting Sarah on national TeeVee on a regular basis has allowed the whole world to see and listen to her say the same stupid things so many times that pretty much everybody, especially Republicans, have come to realize just how vacuous and pathological she is.
    He gave us the blood libel moment that fatally wounded her as a potential national candidate.
    Without Alies and Fox probably only her bots and the Alaskan bloggers and their readers would have reported that quote.
    (Maybe we should write him thank you notes.)

    If she had had some humility and some work ethic she might have been up for VP again.
    But now.
    nada, zippola

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  149. Anonymous12:15 AM

    Maybe the botox between the eyes was to treat her lazy eye.

    Botulinum Toxin (Botox) may also be used in the treatment of strabismus, to improve cosmetic appearance. Most commonly used in adults, the toxin is injected in the stronger muscle, causing temporary paralysis. The treatment may need to be repeated 3–4 months later once the paralysis wears off. Common side effects are double vision, droopy eyelid, over correction and no effect. The side effects will resolve fairly quickly.

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