I don't know if Michel and Marcus are participating in a live action nativity scene, or got caught answering their door wearing the bathrobes they stole from the Jerusalem Holiday Inn, or are in the middle of some weird 10th century sex play where she is the strict shopkeeper and he is the naughty pomegranate stealing street urchin. (All together now, "Eeew!")
All I know is that I find the picture deeply disturbing, and rife with possibilities for creative captions.
Sooooo...it was Mary and Joseph who did the apple thing? And that's how the virgin got pregnant? He ate the apple? So confusing...
ReplyDeleteI got loads of captions and questions---
ReplyDeleteOf course my first question is; who photo shopped this?
Old Marcus has too thin arms and Michele's are too short. They could have done a better job of this. Plus, Marcus has a huge head, where is it?
My caption is---"Yeah, she's probably a virgin."
Marcus in his favorite color. Looks like he just said "Apples are for straight people. Pomegranites, now THERE is a man's fruit"!!
ReplyDeleteWhere is there anything Mary&Josephical about this? Two zombies blow up a thrift store. This is what you get.
ReplyDeleteOMG! This is real? I thought it was photoshopped.
ReplyDeleteBwaahaahaa! Good one, Angela.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Marcus is eying the "little drummer boy".
ReplyDelete"Why yes, dear, he's my husband. Yes, I'm a virgin. Why don't you look surprised?"
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY reason I would wish Michelle to lead the polls is so that her husband could be 'outed', and the whole 'Pray the Gay Away' bullsh!t could be discredited ONCE AND FOR ALL!
ReplyDeleteHer pupils are dilated again. Drug-head.
ReplyDeleteIs it real, or photo-shopped?
ReplyDeleteMichele :
ReplyDeleteYou want to do WHAT with the donkey?????
Marcus: Please, oh please, let me have my way with the donkey!!!
You can jsut look away like you always do!
Michele: Marcus, I am getting tired of having to "pray you better" after every weekend!
Was Mary a mummy?
ReplyDeleteSorry folks no room @ the presidential inn for you!
ReplyDeleteTimeline
ReplyDeleteWork in progress obvously
http://www.timetoast.com/timelines/palin-life
Disturbing at best.
ReplyDelete"Hey, J.C., it's Family Fun Night!
ReplyDeleteRustle up your twelve little pals and let's bob for apples!"
W.T.
...they do know that Mary & Joseph were from..... The Middle East, right?
ReplyDeleteMB is the snake that gave the apple to HUBBUB so he could 'eat his gay away'
Marcus: I married her after watching her eat a corn dog.
ReplyDeleteMichele: I married HIM after watching him eat a corn dog.
How does one come up with a caption for an shepherd with an apple and a mummy.
ReplyDeleteMy mind did a Halloween spin.
MaryW
Michelle: I tempt you with this apple.
ReplyDeleteMarcus: I'd prefer a banana.
This is what happens when a campaign does NOT scrub photos like McCain did for Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteThe corn dog photos are are immortal however, so perhaps scrubbing just wasn't worth the effort.
You want the job, right?
ReplyDeleteThat's just fucked up.
ReplyDeleteHey, I know what it is! It's the nightmare Christmas card from hell, taken during a snack break when Shelly and Marcus performed as a live action front lawn Nativity.
ReplyDeleteMichelle: It's this way to the manger.
ReplyDeleteMarcus: You promise this is going to be an immaculate conception?
Your phrase "bathrobes they stole from the Jerusalem Holiday Inn," can't be topped.
ReplyDeletere: 10:27AM
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if Nicole Wallace still has the pictures for safekeeping, you know, so the Tawdry Mafia Militia doesn't pull some sorta 241 on her and/or McCain.
Michele is copying the "Grizzly Mummy" again!! And Marcus is on the lookout for a nice, wide stance.
ReplyDeleteHoney, can you take this and gently place it where the sun don't shine?
ReplyDeleteNo, not yours, mine
Gryphen, have you heard how many people attended the showing of Palin's movie in Wasilla last night? Are you going tonight?
ReplyDeleteThis is seriously not photoshopped?
ReplyDeleteThis explains why Mary was a virgin and delivered a child.
ReplyDeleteAs we New Englanders like to say. That Marcus is wicked creepy.
ReplyDeletelmao! Michelle is looking at the wrong camera (Again), Marcus sees the three wise men approaching, can't wait for his expression to change when he realizes it's Newt, Cain, and Perry.
ReplyDeleteLousy costumes, weird people. The Stepford wife and her Stepford husband.
ReplyDeleteperhaps all those foster chidren were from immaculate conception.
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