Sunday, December 25, 2011

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!

Here is wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kickass Kwanzaa, or, if you prefer, simply a Happy Holidays.

It took me awhile but I finally found a nativity scene that reflected my religious point of view.

Yep, going straight to hell.

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:07 AM

    hahahahahaha!!!! yes, you are (going straight to hell) I hope to see you there. If that is where Christopher Hitchens is, we will be in good company! Happy Day!

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  2. Anonymous2:43 AM

    heh if it's any consolation Gryphen - we're probably already there :)

    Merry everything - eat a lot - drink more - and thanks so much for all you do for us the rest of the year :)

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  3. Anonymous4:34 AM

    Merry Christmas, Gryphen!

    Whole wheat angelhair pasta is my favorite.

    Btw, Santa lives in Finland - not the North Pole.

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  4. Anonymous4:50 AM

    I'm sure this offended the most charitable of Christians who propagate hate and exclusion more than Jesus' teachings.

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  5. Anonymous5:05 AM

    Saying, Ho Ho Ho, has been banned at the Palin house.

    because Bristol thinks she is being made fun of....

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  6. Anonymous5:08 AM

    Gryphin, I realize you are an agnostic, and I agree with your stance on equal rights and the damaging mix of religion and politics, but that doesn't mean you have to mock the Christian holy day. Unless you plan to mock Islamic holy days and Buddhist holy days, and every other religion out there.

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  7. Anonymous5:33 AM

    All praise to the FSM! Granny shall be touched by his noodly appendage (or is she just 'teched in the head?).
    /snarking off

    Good morning Gryph. DH and I hope you and your dear daughter have a warm and joyful Holiday Season!

    Happy Winter Solstice to all IM friends, posters lurkers and even the trolls. It's time to go back into the light!

    Jaye

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  8. Anonymous6:18 AM

    5:08 AM

    No...I don't think this means he has to mock other religions to make those who don't get him...to feel a little better.

    As far as I know Buddhist and Islamic thumpers don't chastise him, his DOG'S butt, his blog, or his daughter daily as we have seen some very Christian, but UN Christ Like people do on a daily basis.

    Perhaps today is a good day to mention a flick called Lord, save us from your followers.

    You might never agree with a thing I type or have typed, but THIS is worth a watch.
    http://video.kcts9.org/video/2176645497/

    Happy Everything.

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  9. Randall6:41 AM

    Gather, all dyslexic devil-worshipers, and hail SANTA!

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  10. Irishgirl7:09 AM

    Merry Christmas Gryphen. I hope your daughter appreciates the bows on her expensive presents!

    Keep on blogging...you never fail to make me laugh. Am raising a Baileys to you from the Emerald Isle. ;)

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  11. Gryphen, Merry Christmas and success to you and yours!

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  12. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Is it the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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  13. http://www.archive.org/details/TheRealChristmasStory

    Historians' & preachers' video of the 'real' story of the stolen holiday called Christmas.

    (ie: quotes the deity in specific bible edict which explicitly states the [xmas] tree as sinful.)

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  14. Anonymous9:34 AM

    Five myths about Christmas

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/five-myths-about-christmas/2011/12/12/gIQAkR1VyO_story.html?tid=ts_carousel

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  15. Anonymous12:00 PM

    5:08
    Has no sense of humor, which is also a much needed and appreciated 'gift'.
    Love the scene you posted, although oddly enough it reminded me of that really strange school nativity reenactment in Love, Actually. Lobsters and a kid wearing Spiderman makeup.
    M. from MD

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  16. You have been touched by his noodlely appendage. Thank dog I'm a dyslexic atheist, too! Fleas navidog, G!

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  17. Anonymous1:36 PM

    Merry Christmas to you and yours as well, Gryphen.

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  18. the cow is doing its best Michelle Bachmann impression...


    Happy Day to y'all; Thanks for everything, Gryph!

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  19. Anonymous6:30 PM

    Gryphen,

    Love the nativity scene! Keep that sense of humor, it's somthing that's served me well for many years.

    That "Lord, Save me from your followers" documentary is brilliant! Everyone should take the time to watch it!

    Merry Chrismas, Channukah, Solstice, anything and everything you belive or not believe!

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  20. Anonymous7:18 PM

    I shall meet you there, Gryph!

    I love the nativity scene. Best ever!

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  21. Laughed out loud....even God would laugh.

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