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Thursday, December 15, 2011
The very essence of the Palin/Perry demographic captured in one photograph.
The family still misses little Cletus, though Granny still swears it was an accident.
The high point of this picture is the chance that girl in purple will shoot that fucker in the head. Yep, americuns sure do know how to play with their gunnnnns.
I'm going to be using that photo on Facebook, with this caption:
Here's a group of spectacularly ill-informed people, who have so far been convinced that its them liberal, commie Democrats, what's been trying to take away their Medicare, their Social Security, their Unemployment Insurance, and their food stamps.
Sooner or later, its going to dawn on such folks, who it is that is REALLY trying to snipe away what little wealth is left in their hands, for their own, greedy selves.
And it will THEN dawn on the conservative, ultra-rich, that it may have been a truly bad idea, to urge people to heavily arm themselves.
We ain't retreating. Weeze all ready for that townhall meeting so we can tell that socialist communist half-white muslim there in the white house to keep his black paws off our granny's Medicure and Social Security! Reload kids!
Leave my family out of it!
ReplyDelete"Just TRY and get me off my sister!"
ReplyDeleteLittle Johnny says: "Right now probably wouldn't be the time discuss my love of show tunes ,or how I love my sisters make-up."
ReplyDeleteHard to top yours, G. :D
ReplyDeleteYou'd better watch out, Santa.
ReplyDelete"Piece on Earth"
ReplyDeletelooks like granny has a less than favorite grandson all picked out...
ReplyDeleteThe high point of this picture is the chance that girl in purple will shoot that fucker in the head. Yep, americuns sure do know how to play with their gunnnnns.
ReplyDeleteDude!!!! They stole my family's portrait tradition. Hawt though. Gotta love a gun-totin family.
ReplyDeleteTis the season to be 'loaded'.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about a caption - but the first thing I noticed in the picture was how the grandmother was holding/aiming her gun. Bozo.
ReplyDeletePat Padrnos
G, yours will be hard to equal.
ReplyDeleteand then compare what a close and loving family looks like...arms entwined, clearly connected...
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This also goes with the Perry/Palin demographic:
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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/scottsdale-gun-club-offers-holiday-photos-santa-and-rifle
And watch out for indefinite detentions.
The family that "prays" together, "hates Gays" together, and "slays" together.
ReplyDeleteIn Sarah's case, forget the "pray" and change to "pay."
"Let's Party Like it's 1899 Maw"!
ReplyDeleteI bet that granny is a better marksman then all the Palin's combined!
I'm going to be using that photo on Facebook, with this caption:
ReplyDeleteHere's a group of spectacularly ill-informed people, who have so far been convinced that its them liberal, commie Democrats, what's been trying to take away their Medicare, their Social Security, their Unemployment Insurance, and their food stamps.
Sooner or later, its going to dawn on such folks, who it is that is REALLY trying to snipe away what little wealth is left in their hands, for their own, greedy selves.
And it will THEN dawn on the conservative, ultra-rich, that it may have been a truly bad idea, to urge people to heavily arm themselves.
"Wheres Grandpa?", "we buried him in the basement, the liberal commie rat".
ReplyDeleteOl' Granny isn't payin' much attention to her muzzle there, is she? Eldest daughter might be joinin' Cletus sooner than later.
ReplyDeleteWe ain't retreating. Weeze all ready for that townhall meeting so we can tell that socialist communist half-white muslim there in the white house to keep his black paws off our granny's Medicure and Social Security! Reload kids!
ReplyDelete"Locked and loaded for a Merry Christmas. Now, get off our lawn!"
ReplyDeleteWe can see pedophile Russians on snowmobiles from our porch!
ReplyDeleteGosh darnit junior! If you miss that flippin' Putin's head there one more time I'm gonna make you go to school!
ReplyDelete"All 'un us gots smallish jenertalias..."
ReplyDeleteIt was so nice of Governor Perry to fly us all down from Wasilla on state business to visit Niggerhead Ranch. We just love him!
ReplyDeleteDing Ding we got a weiner!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
It was so nice of Governor Perry to fly us all down from Wasilla on state business to visit Niggerhead Ranch. We just love him!
12:48 PM
Ding Ding we got a weiner!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
It was so nice of Governor Perry to fly us all down from Wasilla on state business to visit Niggerhead Ranch. We just love him!
12:48 PM
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
ReplyDelete"You wanna war on our Christmas, well, then let's git er done."
ReplyDeleteBig, long guns, dinky penises.
ReplyDeleteO/T: The bonus for subscribing to "Townhall Magazine" is a FREE dvd of Granny's Oft-Defeated. It still is at it's 0% Rotten Tomatoes rating.
ReplyDeleteDeck the "HOs" with bows of holly......
ReplyDeleteI support the right to arm bears!
ReplyDeleteGod they make Palin seem like such a wannabe poser. They're the honest-ta-gawd thing, and what an awful thing it is.
ReplyDeleteOooo, I will caption!
ReplyDelete"TRIG! Git over there next to your unc... cuz...broth...
SOMEONE MOVE ALL THE LITTLE BASTARDS TOGETHER"
The good news continues that the radical right has gone too far and the backlash is happening. Here's one of Sarah's buddies exposed:
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Reload everbody! Levi will be pullin' up any minute now to see Tripp.
ReplyDeleteClearly the second to the youngest hasn't thanked Grandma for the sweater he got last Christmas.
ReplyDelete"This'll be little Newt's first mamma grizzly hunt!"
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ReplyDelete"You wanna war on our Christmas, well, then let's git er done."
good one!
Man you guys are very creative with the captions.
ReplyDeleteDmoreno, I love it!!!!
ReplyDelete"Merry Christmas from Militiaville, where the average IQ is 83."
ReplyDeleteNot enough pregnant teenagers and unwilling fiances.
ReplyDelete"Look purtty now. TLC is lookin' for a new family values show, and we'z it!"
ReplyDeleteMerry friggin' Christmas from the Palin house to yours!
ReplyDeleteThe girl on the left hasn't figured out if she's holding a gun or a banjo.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, one rifle for one reindeer. Sure hope Santa can fly with just Rudolph. This clan needs a little venison.
ReplyDeleteGreat Captions, my first thought was that would be a Palin White House Christmas Card in the Pee Pond Fantasy world.
ReplyDeleteDang, Gryph, Jeff Foxworthy would be so proud!
Where's Piper? Did someone shoot her already?
ReplyDeleteWe're from Texas and we have guns.
ReplyDeleteFrom our proud Amuricin family to yurs, Have a blessed holiday and make sure you call first before comin' by.
ReplyDeleteAll set for the Zombie Apocalypse!
ReplyDelete"No Child Left Unarmed"
ReplyDelete~Canuck~