And THIS in my opinion is exactly where these two laughingstocks belong.
In fact even walking the streets with the rest of us they are no more than two dimensional characters, and I would not put it in the realm of mere fantasy for Trump to make an offer very much like this someday, and for Palin, out of desperation, to accept.
(You can read more great Doonesbury strip by clicking here.)
Funny or scary.... can't decide
ReplyDelete4 minutes to first troll post...
ReplyDeleteGryphen..."Peeing4Palin" folks are excited about this article from Politico....but the picture that Politico posted of Dirty Wig™ is so BAD...you have to see it to believe it...she really looks like the "T" word!
ReplyDelete"It's a man, Baby"!
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1211/70572.html
Hah F'ing hah! great one.
ReplyDeleteRick
No, No - don't even suggest that Scarah should be part of Celebrity Apprentice....no wait..that could be pretty "flippin" funny - Hey Sarah - your'e fired!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the _Boston Globe_, among others, is censoring this story line. "Liberal media" my ass.
ReplyDelete"free talk"
ReplyDeleteahahahahahahaahahahahaha!
Oh propaganda, you're all democrats have in the world.
ReplyDeleteI wish Doonesbury would tell the story of the PalinHoax. Oh please, please do it. please.
ReplyDeleteLove that rendition of the hair on Donald.
I still don't understand why Donald hosting a debate is bad?
ReplyDeleteI think he should host a dem/rep debate. He knows what he's talking about. He doesn't shy away from calling people out, which is exactly what the media has done with democrats in general, not just Obama.
I will say this until the end of time. If Obama were republican, he would have been laughed off the national stage in 2008 with every stupid comment. history rewrite and lie.
1:07pm
ReplyDeleteShe kind of looks like Demi Moore, with those thin lips. However sexy people might find her, she has very thin, mean lips. I like a woman with a full set of lips. I mean if I liked women, which I don't but, really if I had to like one she'd have a big old "trout pout".
Fantastic strip, and a perfect illustration of the Pizza eater society of Two.
ReplyDelete$arah, you were so starved for "glamour" when you drove down to see Ivana Trump. Why don't you just steal Teh DOnald away from Ivana?
You could be on the Apprentice, get to ride in limos every day, and even live in Trump Tower.
Sure beats living and fighting with Todd in Wazoolla stuck home with kids.
FYI
They just took the horrid picture of $arah off the front page on Politico
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1211/70572.html
MJ Lee obviously doesn't know the real $arah, or she'd have never written that puff piece.
Comments on that are running about 5 to 1 against the Quitter Queen
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI still don't understand why Donald hosting a debate is bad?
I think he should host a dem/rep debate. He knows what he's talking about. He doesn't shy away from calling people out, which is exactly what the media has done with democrats in general, not just Obama.
1:58 PM
Oh Sarah stop worrying about that stupid chumpster debate and start worrying about Shailey Tripp. She's not done with you grifters,
Shailey got both barrels loaded and she's a huntin' skanks!
Hey Sarah how's that lawsuit thingy against Joe McG doing?
ReplyDeleteSo how many lawsuits ya got going now?
Your lawsuit threatening plate is getting kinda full by now!
Sarah, this is your legacy. Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteTook longer than four minutes...the trolls must be just about worn out these days.
ReplyDeleteYes yes yes - Sarah on The Apprentice! It would be spectacular and the only television show I would actually plan ahead for.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fabulous circus that would be! I love it!
Ya know - all that business-owner-expertise between her and Todd.
Too bad, Donald Trump isn't likely to pay her what she thinks she's worth.
OMG! I love The Donald's hair in cartoon form. And he pegged Sarah.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDelete1:07pm
She kind of looks like Demi Moore, with those thin lips. However sexy people might find her, she has very thin, mean lips. I like a woman with a full set of lips. I mean if I liked women, which I don't but, really if I had to like one she'd have a big old "trout pout".
2:07 PM
Ummm....nice try troll...um...I mean Brisdull! Your mama doesn't come close to looking like Demi Moore....she looks more like Dudley Moore!
Speaking of "trout pout"...remember this picture of yourself...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9_NOHIznIpc/ThiKMiNzcvI/AAAAAAAABRQ/9wXFM32hTCs/s1600/bristol+plastic+surgery.jpg
More on the Palins and Shailey Tripp. According to her blog, she and Gryphen are on first-name basis with Joe McGinniss and Geoffery Dunn, and she's suing National Enquirer, and probably the APD as well.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI still don't understand why Donald hosting a debate is bad?
I think he should host a dem/rep debate. He knows what he's talking about. He doesn't shy away from calling people out, which is exactly what the media has done with democrats in general, not just Obama.
I will say this until the end of time. If Obama were republican, he would have been laughed off the national stage in 2008 with every stupid comment. history rewrite and lie.
1:58 PM
Wow Dirty Wig™...you are RELENTLESS! Is this part of your "Sudden and Relentless Reform" you've been babbling about? Because I must say...you can't get over LOSING THE ELECTION....which was WAAAAAYYY back in 2008.
Dirty...it's 2011 almost 2012...you LOST...and McCain can thank you for that. The RNC doesnt want to have ANYTHING to do with YOU or your hillbilly family.
I'm glad that you LOVE commenting on Gryphen's blog and I personally love reading your stupid ass comments. It's wonderful to see how unhinged you become with every bad thing that's being published about you.
My favorite news about you this week was of course that NOBODY wants your pathetic ass reality show about your pimp...the Toad! Keep it coming Dirty!
I guess your buddy The Chump forgot to tell you the debate is canceled! It's been replaced with "Criminal Minds"....a term you are very familiar with I'm sure.
Anon 1:58....Please elaborate and give specific examples of every lie, rewrite of history or gaffe Obama made in 2008. Thank you
ReplyDeleteI love Trudeau! He always nails The Sarah Palin. She is so entirely without self reflection and intellect it must be difficult for him to not feature her more often.
ReplyDeleteha ha 1:58,
ReplyDeleteYou're a fucking moron.
Cheers!
1:58 PM
ReplyDeleteYou're probably the stupidest troll thus far. It's really ridiculous how you shamelessly lie and twist your small pea brain around. Amazing.
dang. I missed the picture. Which one was it?
ReplyDeletePalin and Trump deserve each other. Both bullshitting narcissists. Grifticia Alopecia puts the guilt trip on the other candidates and most of them back out of the circus with only two clowns agreeing to show up. Donald bullshits his way out and leaves a slimy snail trail claiming that he might run. I tell you I wanted to reach into the screen and throttle his ass. Trump makes poor excuses and Palin looks bad...again. Go home Sarah and change your socks.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, that picture of Palin on Politico really shows the outline of the wig she's wearing. Must be tough to try and align that thing prior to showtime to try and hide the male pattern baldness.
Can you imagine Palin on 'The Apprentice'? It would almost be fun to watch as I'm sure the others would find her an absolute idiot and we'd all get to see it 'front and center'.
ReplyDeleteOne hundred bucks she'll never appear on it. Trump could beg and plead and it wouldn't work. She knows how she'd come across.
Damn!!!!
I once saw an ordinary-looking older woman who was almost bald -- just a halo of very sparse hairs, short, and combed nicely. This was at a business conference. I thought about her a lot: how brave she was to just go with her actual looks, and how really attractive that immediately made her. Sort of like the cancer hairdo: it immed tells you that this person has survived some very hard times and makes me respect them.
ReplyDeleteIn contrast to folks who can't present themselves without a lot of fakery. It always shows, and it conveys the opposite message, at least to me. Like Donald Trump.
Did you see Hillary with a pony tail the other day? Same thing. Not the conventionally cutest look, but it made her look like she was focusing on business, paring down distractions, and that was very, very attractive, indeed.
"you won't actually be talking"...
ReplyDeletefrom Doonesbury's lips to God's ears.
I can see mooseyak on celebrity apprentice now, "Alex can I buy a vowel for 200 please?"
ReplyDeleteAJ Billings @ 2:27pm:
ReplyDeleteYou do know that the Donald is no longer married to Ivana, right? They both moved on from each other many years ago. Ivana moved on to a rich "boy toy" and Donald moved onto a svelte younger version of Ivana that pooped out another kid for him.
These rich folks don't just settle for each other "for life" ya know :-)
Why Gina @ 2:54pm, you are taking up for Sarah Palin! Or Demi Moore, not sure which one, but really they are equally as unattractive as each other. I wasn't saying that I thought that Demi Moore was attractive when I said that Palin looked like her, I was merely referencing that they both need to get a little "filler" in their lips to make them more attractive; they both hard hard thin mouths, and that can be remedied. But still, both are not attractive.
ReplyDeleteSo hey, Gryphen, do we just start calling this the "GinaM Blog" now? She hits the trigger on many of us when we are actually posting comments that NEGATIVELY reflect on the Palins but she hits us and yells at us as if we were Palins.
ReplyDeleteI'm a long time commenter who must be anon for the time being, but I've really felt such negativity lately and I'm tired of being attacked by GinaM.
I'll still read, but really, I live in Wasilla and have been around since the beginning but I am tired of this uppity, cranky person that is attacking long time commenters.
(ahem)
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Don is the perfect person to host a debate. He's honest and trustworthy and his business ethics are beyond reproach. He's a completely self-made man (unlike Obama who was handed everything from birth). Don is also modest, which he doesn't have to be. And he speaks his mind as loudly as humanly possible. Everyone knows the louder you are and the more words you get in without letting anyone else speak, the more honest and awesome you are. And the moderator should be louder and get more air time than any of the participants. How else are the voters going to know whom to choose?
I'll say this until the end of time (at least how long it feels like to anyone who reads my opining), if Obama had been a Republican, he would have been laughed off the stage for knowing what's in the constitution, supporting women's rights, and practicing what he preaches. Republicans are way too smart to vote for someone like that. They want another Ronald Regan (only less liberal).
(the laughing off the stage part would come from Obama believing Republicans would ever seriously vote for a black guy).
5:40PM...Thank you for your kind and sweet words! I appreciate all the nice things that you say about little old Moi!
ReplyDeleteI was a little taken aback by your "uppity" description...but then I re-read your comment and realized that since your are from Wasilla I shouldn't be surprised. Take care and I hope you have a Happy Holiday!
Your Friend always,
GinaM
PS....Demi Moore does look 100 X's better than Gov Dirty Wig™ even with her "thin" lips...Gov Dirty has herpes on her lip so there is no comparison....that's just my humble opinion...I'm sure we will agree to disagree my new found internet friend ;)
Looks like the trolls have arrived to defend the comic strip character called SP. It's not her fault she's a joke and now we can laugh at her in the funnies.
ReplyDeleteSarah just needs to practice the czech accent, get fake boobs two sizes too big, a bra that's one size too small, tons of botox, lip fillers, collegen injections, a facelift, chin drop, and tons of hair plugs and she could be the next Mrs. Trump. Too bad the plumbing don't work, but hey, she could always fake a baby with a bad toupee'.
ReplyDelete"5:40 PM'
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you are this stupid. How would Gina know if she's talking to the same person when YOUR ASS NIC ANONYMOUS.
She doesn't know if there are a few asshole or many.
Stop your whining.
I agree with everything anonymous@5:40 said, and I am not from Wasilla. Look, none of us here like Sarah but the vast majority of us can at least be civil about it.
ReplyDeletePlease lighten up a bit GinaM. You sound like angry, hateful adolescent girl with a limited vocabulary.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSo hey, Gryphen, do we just start calling this the "GinaM Blog" now? (snip)
bla,bla,bla
I'll still read, but really, I live in Wasilla and have been around since the beginning but I am tired of this uppity, cranky person that is attacking long time commenters.
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Oh booHoo! Another Wasillian! Maybe you should read Phil's blog?
Is this SkankyToy or akpetbitch?
Gina is fun and nails you assholes dead on!
DILL! Put on your big girl panty's!
I bet Trump explodes every time he sees Trudeau's take on his lame-ass combover.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think with all of the money Trump supposedly has that he could come up with SOMETHING that looks better than a piece of roadkill carelessly draped across his scalp.
I would love to see someone knock it out of place.
Anon @ 1:58,
ReplyDeleteDoes it hurt to be so fucking stupid? Trump is an ignorant, racist sack of shit. Judging by your lame-ass swipe at the president, so are you.
There is no way you'd make those kind of comments about a white man with President Obama's resume. For your information, asshole, he is probably THE best orator in politics today. The bullshit teleprompter meme is just imbecilic projection by tongue tied asshat GOP candidates - or former candidates - who can't read and talk at the same time. Your swipe is just so pathetically ridiculous that only a cousin humpin' congenital moron racist like yourself would utter such twaddle.
Remember, dickhead, President Obama totally schooled the ENTIRE GOP HOUSE CAUCUS, without notes and without a teleprompter. He OWNED all 140 of them.
Here'a a question for you: which do you have more of, toes or teeth?
Fuck you and anybody that looks like you AND the horse you rode in on.
BWahaha man, this post really butt hurt the trolls, eh?
ReplyDelete"what's wrong with Donald moderating a debate, he knows stuff... blahblahblah" ROFL that HAS to be satire. HAS to be. Classic.
Seriously trolls, ask your Republican "leadership" why they have not introduced ONE SINGLE BILL designed to create jobs. Ask them WHY redefining the definition of "rape" and determining that pizza is a fucking vegetable had priority over ANYTHING else they could have spent that time doing that might have actually mattered to the running of this country.
I actually think Gina M is hilarious! However, to be honest, I don't read these comments to hear people tell me what I have believed for three years. That is, that Sarah Palin is a steaming pile of human garbage, and that Babygate is coming out. It's only a matter of time. I read these comments in search of Me Again, and anyone like that person, who will provide the details needed to nail the Half-Term Quitter Governor That Will Never Be President. So, keep snarking, Gina, if it pleases ya!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Me Again?
ReplyDeleteI jus luv "the Donald" comb over and fatty piggy jowls.
He is starting to look like a former pretty boy purse lipped Ailes.
Some of the comments on IM have become more and more juvenile (thanks GinaM and whoever is following up with "Gina, I LOVE your posts!!")
ReplyDeleteCome on, I've tried to ignore them and move down to the next one, but they are now filling up every post. I'm tired of people I know who are longtime posters here (including myself) being attacked as "Gov Dirty or Brisdull" simply because GinaM and Friend smells Troll. You have been asked nicely to tone the yelling down by several here.
Well, I'll join those that will be just be reading the articles and skipping comments. I would have done this silently, but I wanted to give others here that have been attacked a little reassurance that they aren't alone.
btw, maybe YOU GinaM are really a palin, trying to stir shit up and make us all look as stupid and as obsessive as the C4P. Hmm?
Amazing how the fairy tale troll always drags Obama into any post.
ReplyDeleteIs it Sarah? She never can have an interview without trashing the president.
Sarah and The Donald would have made the perfect pair, but he likes them tall and voluptuous.
Poor Sarah.
Your Wig and Donald Trumps hair are a perfect match.
I would assume Trump had hair plugs that didn't take.
ReplyDeleteHe is such a pompass self promoting jackass who pats himself on the back continually.
10:43AM...
ReplyDeleteAgain I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your sweet words of encouragement! As a favor to you and yours I will continue to post my musings about that hillbilly family of ignorant gargoyles since you are encouraging me to do so!
Thanks to YOU... my new internet friend...without you I would not have the confidence to express my complete and utter disdain for Gov Dirty Wig™ and Family. Happy Holidays sweet friend!
PS...I know that the holidays can be tough for folks, including yourself...but Gryphen has some really good post to keep us commenters entertained...please don't stop visiting this wonderful blog! Cheers my friend :)