Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Did Sarah Palin "borrow" my headline?

"Who knew Todd had any balls?"
The other day the Grizzled Mama was asked about Todd's endorsement of Newt, and this was her response:

"First dude went rogue," Palin said when asked if she had been consulted prior to the endorsement. "And I respect him for doing that. Todd is all about hard hats and steel-toed boots and getting people to work."

I read this and thought to myself, "Hmm sounds familiar. Now where have I heard that before?"

Then I remembered.

Now look I am not one of those assholes that demands an acknowledgement EVERY TIME somebody  borrows a phrase, or headline, or joke from me, but since we all know that Sarah is a regular IM visitor, it WOULD be nice if she could at the very least make a snide remark or insult my blog directly once in a while.

Even a "Fuck that Gryphen guy," would be a nice start.

I'm just saying.

(P.S. By the way for those who think I am taking undue credit, go ahead and Google "Todd Palin goes rogue" and see what pops up.)

184 comments:

  1. Todd's all about steel-toed boots? Yeah, it's tough work, carrying her purse.

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  2. Anonymous10:20 AM

    There you go again Sarah, looking back on Todd's blue-collar history instead of his current job as purse holder and failed-unable-to-secure-his-own-Iron-Dog-Reality-Show-and-
    Dancing-With-The-Stars-gig.

    Todd's about as hard working as the Grifting Queen and their fecund offspring.

    There you go again Sarah, going over the top on your bullshit narrative as tough hard working moose-eatin frontier people.

    How did Todd's endoresement work out for you you chickenshit? Newt didn't even register a pulse in New Hampshire, about as effective as that earthquake in Iowa beggin you to apply that Servant's Heart of yours, pressed unwillingly into political theater.

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  3. Anonymous10:29 AM

    One only can assume he has balls since some of his kids are his.

    First Dude of what? First dude of Chez Palin? Houseman for Queen Esther.

    Cooking, cleaning, wiping up the spills and crud, househusband?

    Steel tipped booties and hard hats needed to protect one and dodge all those tin cans of baked beans?

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  4. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Grypehn:

    maybe she also did read your headlines abt her wigs, last nite she had cleaned up.

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  5. Anonymous10:34 AM

    (ahem)
    Todd is a real, man who loves fishin' and huntin' and wearin' flannel 'n jeans, which is why he likes that Bristol's abstinating with Gino (another flannel wearin' real man).

    Todd doesn't need education or knowledge. All Todd needs is a bunch of horsepower between his legs and a couple six shooters on his studded, black leather belt.

    Comparing other men to Todd Palin, that's what's wrong with this country.

    He's all about hard-tailed boots and steel heads. He's a red-blooded American man who loves checkin' out the chicks through peep holes and getting special massages from women other than his wife. Yes, Todd Palin is all about the jobs.

    So, how about you bloggers don't NOT mind your own business and stop writing about people who go on national television to talk about themselves and each other?

    It's called maturity.

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  6. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Well, considering her book is titled Going Rogue, is it really that weird for her to use that term?

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  7. Olivia10:37 AM

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. She has been flattering this blog for quite a while now. Face it, she loves ya man!

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  8. Anonymous10:40 AM

    Oh, I think she has said at least once, "Fuck you Gryphen!" But she probably says it when you repeat a false rumor or hateful lie about her and treat it as fact. You're lucky she's cheap because lawsuits are expensive and time consuming.

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  9. Shouldn't she have said 'Former First Dude'?

    BTW, two rogues do not make a right.

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  10. PalinsHoax10:57 AM

    Gryphen, when you say "Todd Palin goes rogue" you sound witty in a snarky and interesting way.

    When Ol' $carah says "The first dude goes rogue" she simply sounds like she's trying to be relevant and "with it" - instead she comes across sounding so yesterday, so passé, so boring. And so desperate to stay in the limelight.

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  11. Anonymous10:57 AM

    Well, when the Princess said she read "all of them [sic]" to inform herself, she obviously was including you!
    She's lifted so much from so many others that this example of plagerism is just par for the course.
    But, congratulations. You have undeniable proof that SP's Blackberry is catching your every word.

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  12. Anonymous10:58 AM

    Why is Sarah Palin vengeful and unforgiving?

    "The more a man knows, the more he forgives."
    -Catherine the Great


    Explains a lot... doesn't it! This is why Sarah's North Korean buddies are the way they are. The North Korean people are uneducated, they are like mushrooms... kept in the dark.

    This is exactly why Brillow and Brisket are so full of hate and vengeance. They are mushrooms growing in the dark with no education. They are the turds that don't fall far from the toilet... they are Sarah Palin!

    The less the Palins know, the more dangerous they become.

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  13. Anonymous10:59 AM

    I think Sarah is extending an olive branch, in code, to you.

    Sarah has already announced she is not running - just as you commanded.

    I see this as a sort of ¨If I can´t beat Gryphen, I might as well join him¨ kind of a gesture.

    You are, after all, her youngest follower. And that, Gryphen, makes you the most attractive to Sarah.

    I hope you lock your doors at night.

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  14. Anonymous11:00 AM

    More proof that Sarah Palin reads and comments here daily. Everyone's favorite deranged lunatic troll = Sarah!

    There's no denying it now, Sarah visits IM multiple times a day! It's in her bookmarks for a reason.

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  15. Anonymous11:01 AM

    I thought it was common knowledge that Sarah reads and posts here religiously.

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  16. Anonymous11:03 AM

    LOL Does she still think she's undercover? I guess she thinks using a proxy will help her hide. Silly woman.
    We Know Who You Are Sarah.

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  17. Anonymous11:03 AM

    it's simple, $he's the equivalent of a pool of fetid day old dog vomit, piece of shit, griftin' fraud

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  18. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Come on, you gotta give her a break. Remember, were talking about an ignorant woman who can only restate what was given to her, or what she has memorized. She uses the same old talking points no matter who interviews her, and has NEVER goes deeper than her talking points. Besides that, she's a fraud which explains the reason she stoled your line in the first place. And in case she does read this, she will never hold a public office again since everyone now knows she's a fraud.

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  19. Anonymous11:10 AM

    What the HELL does Gingrich have to do with "hard hats, steel toed boots and getting people to work"??? The people he works with are all wealthy, I doubt if they associate with working class people. Surely Gingrich must be snickering about a HS grad calling HIM to give his backing. What did the Gingrich people say "Hey, Newt, JETHRO is on the line" That is what the McCain people called Toad.

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  20. Anonymous11:11 AM

    "...Even a "Fuck that Gryphen guy," would be a nice start..."

    Gryph be careful of what you ask!

    The Palins take it literally and figuratively, just ask:

    Brad
    Curt Menard
    Glen Rice
    Levi
    Gino
    Ben
    Massey Brothers
    Shailey Tripp

    the list goes on.........

    But if you decide to get on their long list, I would advise that you wear two condoms... dem Palins are breeders!

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  21. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Anyone catch her new set decoration last night...some kind of gross looking things in a vase by the fireplace with the fishing pole falling down beside it. She definitely reads this blog all the time. Sarah, the set still looks like crap and your wig looks like something out of the 1950s.

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  22. Anonymous11:14 AM

    As if Todd would say anything without first getting Sarah's approval. What I don't get is why ABC even asked him...

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  23. Anonymous11:14 AM

    I would think Todd would back Ron Paul, since they seem to have similar far right conservative beliefs. Going back and looking at Todd history of supporting the Alaska Independent Party fits right in with Paul's political stance, except Paul isn't trying to separate his state from the rest of the country.

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  24. Anonymous11:16 AM

    curiouser said...
    Shouldn't she have said 'Former First Dude'?

    BTW, two rogues do not make a right.

    10:46 AM

    Two rogues do not make a right. They just spawn uneducated sex addicted no talent no skilled leaches whose mission in life is to get a reality show.

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  25. Anonymous11:18 AM

    Some news guy was on The View this AM discussing politics. Someone asked who would likely be Romney's running mate and someone brought up Palin's name. He said it would definitely NOT be Palin. Palin better hold on to that FOX job as her days in politics were over in 2008. A shame that her bots still think that she is going to get into the race this years. I guess some people are just born suckers to be played by grifters like Palin.

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  26. Anonymous11:26 AM

    There's a lot of questions about the Palins besides who is Tri-G's father and mother...

    "....First dude went rogue..."

    With the pitch of his voice and mannerism, I always wondered if Tawd is a dude or a dudette?

    With Bristol's size, is she a heifer in heat or a bull?

    Sarah's facial feature, is she a man, woman or a tranny?

    Makes ya wonder......

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  27. WakeUpAmerica11:30 AM

    "First dude" of what?

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  28. Gryphen take a BOW! I said last night that Gov Baldy definitely reads here...can I get a WHOOP WHOOP!

    *waves at Baldy*

    Hey there Baldy! You looked normal last night for a change! I was getting a little worried about you there for awhile with those back to back appearances you made last week you looked like you were descending into madness before our very eyes!

    Congrats to whoever got to you and hosed you off and put you back in the crate and drove you to the studio for your performance!

    So for your next appearance can you work in the word....BEEZLEBUB? I will win 100 dollars if you do? Thanks in advance Baldy!

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  29. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Two favorite post lines.......thanks everyone for keeping me laughing!

    "" Oh, I think she has said at least once, "Fuck you Gryphen!" ""

    or was it f...me Gryphen, please!!


    BTW, two rogues do not make a right.
    this one is awesomely funny haha, and its snowing right now,
    my day is looking up!

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  30. Virginia Voter11:35 AM

    Gryphen, you own that bitch and her p-whipped husband. Too funny.

    Sarah we all know you and your good for nothing spawn are obsessed with Gryphen and the comments on this blog.

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  31. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Sarah - If you read here daily, say "flabbergasted" the next time you're on Fox. Please! Or "gobsmacked." Either one will work as a suitable code to show you read here.

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  32. Anonymous said...

    Oh, I think she has said at least once, "Fuck you Gryphen!" But she probably says it when you repeat a false rumor or hateful lie about her and treat it as fact. You're lucky she's cheap because lawsuits are expensive and time consuming.

    10:40 AM

    *SNICKER*

    *SNORT*

    *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Oh troll...I'm really starting to like you! We all know Baldy is "cheap" in addition to being
    "cheap" looking. Just look at that outfit she's wearing in the picture that Gryphen posted for proof!

    It's nice that her paid trolls know that too....you're NOT helping her troll...but you sure are making me laugh! KUDOS!!

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  33. Irishgirl11:46 AM

    Why yes. Yes she did.

    Ok, I think I have figured out what this endorsement business is about. The Palins are looking for more money. The endorsement puts them back in the news. I watched Palin's interview with Megyn Kelly from last night and she keeps harping on about all the millions the candidates have to spend. I got the distinct impression that she was implying that lack of money is holding her back from running. Ha, her PAC must have really dried up. She is grifting again.

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  34. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Anon 10:34, is that you Sarah, or is it one of your kids? I had a great laugh when I you stated Todd abstaining Bristol from Geno. Bristol is no virgin and we know she has had several boy friends since Levi. Oh, and the part about Todd needing any education is another ridiculous statement and while we are on education, we all would love to see Sarah's college transcripts. Her word salad and carry on sentences don't bode well for someone who say's she majored in journalism.

    Also, you used a double negative (NOT) in your first sentence of your last paragraph. That only makes it more likely that the post was from Sarah herself.

    Also did you not get the information on C4P that the earthquake in Iowa never occurred, to the great sorrow of her fans on C4P. Your hope of Palin running for presidency should have occurred to you on Oct. 5th. Some people just don't want to believe it's over when the fat lady sings.

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  35. Smirnonn the Magnificent11:53 AM

    "Well, youbetcha don'tcha know also too!!"

    There goes our "special" serror further weaving the tapestry of facade that thinly veils the ugly, fetid reality of all things paylump.

    "Well now youdon'tcha betcha incumbent socialist rill America *wink*." In what respect, Charlie?"

    Awww, who can deny her love of hard hats and steel toed boots and manual ice augers (in Alaska? ya, right!) and Joe six packs and moose chili and poor marksmanship and pitbulls with lipstick and rill Americans and gun crosshairs? All that MORE than covers obfuscates her snark, divisiveness, poor motherhood, ignorance, greed, grifting, lying, bullying and blatant wig abuse, right?!?

    Oy. What a plastic, fake, lying fraud.

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  36. Anonymous11:59 AM

    Todd is all about hard hats and steel-toed boots and getting people to work..IN BED!

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  37. Anonymous12:02 PM

    10:36 am

    Yes.

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  38. Anonymous12:03 PM

    That photo of her - is the way she "USE" to look. No longer - she is a fraud - ask Alaskans! Todd is "NOT" an Alaskan man - he carries her purse and doesn't work!

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  39. Anonymous12:06 PM

    Shailey Tripp is giving a tutorial on Sex on the internet and key words used in ads.

    Plus words of caution, as once you are in, you are IN, and a possible target. Information is exchanged about the encounter, good bad and very embarrassingly detailed. People are harassed. Probably mostly women.

    All roads lead to Todd.

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  40. Anonymous12:06 PM

    I doubt Todd was Sarah's first dude, if you know what I mean.

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  41. Anonymous12:08 PM

    I think that Tod has in no way "gone rogue" and that's just a gimmick. They are tossing out crumbs, hoping it will matter. And, it would be a natural for Sarah to use the term about Todd.

    It's like the typical Republican candidate (well, in days of yore) who was positively against CHOICE, but his wife supports it. Wink,wink.

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  42. Sunny in Albuquerque12:12 PM

    Meanwhile her deranged cult took "First dude" to mean SHE IS RUNNING SHE RILLY IS, PRAISE JEEBUS AND WHIP OUT THEM WALLETS!
    LOL..a fool and his money..
    Also too, can you imagine how embarrasing she would have been as VP, abroad winking at foreign dignitaries "hey dude how are ya' I'm here riprisenting 'rill 'murica you betcha!

    Groan.

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  43. Anonymous12:13 PM

    Gryphen, please write a headline that says

    Sarah Palin: "My Whole Family and I Have Decided to Give Up Our Quest For Celebrity in Favor of a New Life in The Wilds of Alaska- No Electricity, Plumbing, Phone Service or Fox Cameras. Please Respect Our Wishes and Don't Come Looking For Us. Bless You All."

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  44. Anonymous12:17 PM

    Gryphen, you might be next in line since Sarah dropped mouthpieces Meg and Becky. But, if Sarah's gonna exploit your lines she should at least pay you with Sarah PAC funds. It's only fair.

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  45. Anonymous12:19 PM

    Why did she say first dude went rogue with a Texas accent, what is her problem, what are "Still toed boots" when is Screech going to learn to speak properly? Even Beefalo and Wallow dont speak this badly.

    http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/1382400724001/palin-not-ready-to-endorse-gop-candidate/?playlist_id=87011

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  46. Anonymous12:21 PM

    Sarah: Who let the balls out?! Who let the balls out?!

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  47. Anonymous12:26 PM

    Shout-out to GinaM! I've been howling with glee at your posts through some very rough recent weeks: THANK YOU!

    Also, too: "Hosed off and put back in the crate" is, rightfully, a political classic. It should stick to anyone who deserves it, not just Mitt, like a barnacle magicked with one of Harry Potter's Permanent Sticking charms...

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  48. Anonymous12:41 PM

    Anonymous said...
    "...Even a "Fuck that Gryphen guy," would be a nice start..."

    Gryph be careful of what you ask!

    The Palins take it literally and figuratively, just ask:

    Brad
    Curt Menard
    Glen Rice
    Levi
    Gino
    Ben
    Massey Brothers
    Shailey Tripp

    the list goes on.........

    But if you decide to get on their long list, I would advise that you wear two condoms... dem Palins are breeders!

    11:11 AM

    Ya forgot about Track's baby mama Britta Hanson. Track turned the preacher's daughter into a breeder too. Wow, sounds like a science fiction movie. Maybe someday Track will marry Brita and make an honest woman out of her.

    Ya also forgot the Heath's are breeders as well...

    This is 2012, I hope those Palin and Heath kids finally learn where kids come from. They won't learn this information from school, the Alaskan school system has been taking out Sarah's little retards like they were yesterdays trash.

    Before Willow was kicked out, it was easier for the school districts to give the Palin kids GEDs just to get them the fuck out of school so that the other kids wouldn't have any distractions. But now that Sarah is not the governor anymore, the Alaska school system does not have to lick her boots and prefers to kick their uneducated skanky asses out into the snow. Besides the Alaska schools does not offer classes on reality tv shows so there was no interest for the Palins to remain in school.

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  49. Anonymous12:42 PM

    No, Gryph. She said it because the Sea O'Pee cultees are praying that she is going to jump in rather than endorse, and yesterday they were all about the "maybe he went Rogue!" idea. She said it to keep their poor little souls tied to her, and their pocket-books open. It is all about the money and the donations.

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  50. Anonymous12:51 PM

    Todd's "endorsement" of Gingrich is a joke - who cares what Todd thinks? Who really cares about what Sarah thinks? These people are so out of touch with ALL the real Americans out there. They need to both work on healing their very dysfunctional marriage and family first. Palin is NOT qualified to ever be able to run for POTUS. She has such a tremendous amount of baggage and even people in her town of Wasilla are not for her. Maybe she could never begin to understand WHY?

    If you REALLY care about the American people out there Sarah, then start by first letting go of your own selfish agendas. People see through you and what you really have all been about, and they don't like what they see.

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  51. Of course Todd has balls. They're tiny but they're his.

    Still, Sarah keeps them in her purse so she can squeeze them anytime he gets out of the yard while he's outside playing.

    This I know. lol

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  52. Anonymous1:02 PM

    I vote for Anon @ 10:34 to be $arah herself. I tried to read the post a couple of times, but could not make sense out of that word salad!

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  53. 12:19PM...with your permission...PLEASE...PRETTY PLEASE...may I steal the beautiful name you have coined for Willow? I promise to use it only when appropriate and give you proper credit?

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  54. Irishgirl1:06 PM

    Forgot the link to the interview with Megyn Kelly. I could only access it via the Daily Caller (Tucker Carlson).

    Watch it and tell me she is not grifting!

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/10/palin-understands-newts-populist-anti-romney-crusade/

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  55. Anonymous1:09 PM

    Rogue: The act of ejeculating in someone's hair. Referencing the white streak in the hair of a Marvel comics character of the same name.

    Is this what Sarah styles her wig with? Todd went rogue and ejaculated in her hair???

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  56. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Posted by "exodus" who I believe is really grifter herself.....

    I wonder what Newt has done, or could do to turn Gov Palin's 'nope' into a 'yep'!

    she has listed the requirements she is looking for, over and over ... does anybody really think Newt measures up to those standards?

    Gov Palin is still looking for 'the one' and IMV she is waiting for the rest of ConservativeVille to discover who that "one" is

    and I think once Romneycare emerges in May as the weak and tottering and grassroots UN-supported (UN-ratified) Nominee, Conservatives will throw a hissy fit and figure out HOW to get Gov Palin to the top of the UN-Convention polls

    they will then realise that she is the only unifying strong Conservative who can defeat both Romneycare and Obamacare

    EDIT - the objective of The Restorers IMV, is to have Romneycare emerge in May as damaged and weak and tottering after the Primary Battle as possible .... and then to have him weaken even more over the summer, leading up to the Un-Convention

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  57. Anonymous1:20 PM

    Palin will be on Hannity tonight. Her bots are just thrilled at seeing her so many times lately.

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  58. Anonymous1:28 PM

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/69155833@N02/6681117889/

    Here ya go

    And Ivy, when you know nothing, you look stupid voicing an opinion.

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  59. Anonymous1:29 PM

    Wow, old Newt certainly has the hots for Sarah.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I09FhID7k1Q

    Some of the poor sods at C4P have given up wishing & a'praying that she will become POTUS; they are now hoping that Newt will name her as his VP. There are still a few that are insisting that she should reject a VP offer and hold out for the top slot.

    That site is a barrel of laughs.

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  60. Anonymous1:29 PM

    "Todd's about as hard working as the Grifting Queen and their fecund offspring."

    ----

    Yes because having a steady job all your life and enjoying hard labor really makes someone lazy. Todd is nothing if not hardworking and dependable. But keep on truckin that hate to the devil.

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  61. Anonymous1:31 PM

    Ahem cracks me up. Gotta love a closedminded, bigoted asshole who looks down on people they feel are beneath them.

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  62. Anonymous1:33 PM

    "Why is Sarah Palin vengeful and unforgiving? "

    Well, how would you feel if people spread lies about you or discriminate against you? Enter every radio jockey and media personality who spread sexist attacks across the AK airwaves in 2007. Sarah fought back and she's criticized?

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  63. Anonymous1:34 PM

    Of course she did... the girl doesn't have a single original thought.

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  64. Anonymous1:36 PM

    Poor Sarah with her insistence to push her and her family as the ice fishing frontier steel-toed boot brand.

    I've lived in blue collar towns and blue collar people don't have the need to prove themselves by constantly reminding people about their toughness and hard work. They just do it, wear it, be it, enjoy it and live it.

    What's with her and her need to thrust the he-man super-tough Todd down people's throats. We KNOW. Enough already.

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  65. Anonymous1:37 PM

    The Palin's are void of original thought.

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  66. Anonymous1:37 PM

    If you REALLY care about the American people out there Sarah, then start by first letting go of your own selfish agendas. People see through you and what you really have all been about, and they don't like what they see.

    ----

    Why are you addressing this to someone with no power over where the country is headed? Shouldnt you be addressing this to Obama who has never made a selfless decision in regards to the country? This is a man who has killed international trade and discouraged small business. Small business is the backbone of the country. People continue to open businesses, in a lot of cases it's with great trepidation.

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  67. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Wow Anon 12:41, that's quite some slander you've got there.

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  68. Anonymous1:42 PM

    Used to look? That photo was taken Nov 3rd, 2011.

    Why do people call Todd lazy? The man never stops working. That's the joke amongst the family.

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  69. Anonymous1:44 PM

    Let me put this nicely, Sarah, you look like a total idiot and fraud in that video with the silly fake accent and why are you making a fool out of your husband..doesn't he have a "still spine". Apparently you showed him who wears the pants in the family and you keep his balls tightly in your hands. Do you let him wipe his own butt? Sarah we all know you shoved Todd out there for the PR and you could up YOUR ante for endorsing someone.

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  70. Anonymous1:47 PM

    What's wrong with working honestly all your life, coming into money via opportunities that arise for your family, and enjoying life after one takes said opportunities? It's not like any of them are lazy. The kids have jobs, those who legally can, and Sarah and Todd are still busy people.

    I smell jealousy from my house. It looks to me like there's a lot of people who passed on some of their opportunities and are taking it out on people they will never know. That's a big problem with the world, mostly liberals (in my opinion since those are the only unhappy people I meet daily). People hate prosperous people and automatically label them greedy and selfish, when they're just working folk providing for families.

    Since you comment on all the Palins daily lives and profess to "know" them via rumors, why not discuss their acts of charity? Even from way back?

    Or do you ignore anything positive about conservatives because it would kill your propaganda?

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  71. Anonymous1:48 PM

    Dude, guys, the person who writes "ahem" writes on every post in the same fashion. It is satire that just so happens to be true.

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  72. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Anonymous said...

    I doubt Todd was Sarah's first dude, if you know what I mean.

    12:06 PM

    1st dude is Creepy Chuckie
    2nd dude is Todd (he thinks he is)
    3rd dude is Glen Rice
    4th dude is Curt Menard
    5th dude is Brad Hanson
    6th dude is Levi
    7th dude could of been McCain if he won
    8th dude will be the GOP nominee if he picks Sarah for vp.

    Sarah would want Donald Chump but he wouldn't touch Sarah even with Brisket's penis implant.

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  73. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Dearest Gina, your immaturity makes me laugh daily. I visit just for you nowadays since this blog no longer reports useful information.

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  74. Anonymous1:50 PM

    Didn't she say gobsmacked once, awhile ago?

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  75. Anonymous1:51 PM

    LOLLLLLLLL

    To call Todd of ALL people p=whipped is THE funniest shit I've read all day. Omg I may never stop laughing at the irony.

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  76. Smirnonn1:52 PM

    Gryph, not only did she borrow your headline but she also borrowed her hairline (probably from some poor defenseless critter that was shot from a helicopter).

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  77. Anonymous said...

    Shout-out to GinaM! I've been howling with glee at your posts through some very rough recent weeks: THANK YOU!

    Also, too: "Hosed off and put back in the crate" is, rightfully, a political classic. It should stick to anyone who deserves it, not just Mitt, like a barnacle magicked with one of Harry Potter's Permanent Sticking charms...

    12:26 PM

    Thank you for nice compliment! I will try not to get the "big head"...

    *staring hard at Baldy Palin*

    BTW...nice use of "Harry Potter's Permanent Sticking charms"...over the holidays I watched all the Harry Potter movies...from the Sorcerer's Stone to Deathly Hallows 1 and 2! I've also read the books...the last one three times...love me some Harry Potter!

    Have you noticed in Baldy's last few appearance...she's starting to look a little like Voldemort? Her face has the beginnings of turning into a snake...the slit nose and the eyes are getting deader and deader...soon her ears will merge into her giant head and the transformation will be complete!

    *SHUDDER while crossing myself*

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  78. Anonymous1:55 PM

    Sarah Palin needed a blip in the news cycle because of the Tuscon shootings memorial. Todd was handy so he was trotted to the phone with a statement (that he could barely read).

    There was no "rogue". Just the standard sociopath attempt to introduce a new shiny object to distract and ensnare the faithful.

    Sarah Palin is mentally unstable. John McCain knew that and still ran her for vice-president.

    traitor.

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  79. Anonymous1:58 PM

    Mocking a person's voice is a little low, even for an ignorant progressive who reads biased blogs.

    Calling a young woman fat when she's quite the opposite will only continue causing problems for our youth and their self-esteem. Gryphen, please think about possible new readers and how some people's comments will affect them. If Bristol is falsely called fugly and fat, and an actual deformed and heavily person comes to your blog and reads those immature comments, you're only adding to the problem by not censoring.

    Censoring may be considering bad to some, but if it helps to alleviate stresses of anyone, why is it bad?

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  80. Anonymous1:58 PM

    Hello? 10:34 is "ahem", our brilliant parody troll!

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  81. Anonymous2:00 PM

    "Two rogues do not make a right. They just spawn uneducated sex addicted no talent no skilled leaches whose mission in life is to get a reality show."

    Who are you describing? These comments are about the Palins. When you discuss someone else without mentioning his/her name, you make no sense.

    (PS I know you were being a little %$^%$ and ignorantly describing the Palins. I chose to answer your slander and ignorance the above way)

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  82. Anonymous2:00 PM

    Newt’s new full-page Union Leader ad cites Rudy and Sarah Palin on Romney

    Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/10/newts-new-full-page-union-leader-ad-cites-rudy-and-sarah-palin-on-romney/#ixzz1jC3l6lOk

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  83. Anonymous2:03 PM

    I am shocked Todd didn't support Paul. Maybe he knows there is a possibility people will NOT vote for whom he publicly supports. I mean think. Sarah and Todd are partners in every sense. They act in unison. We know Sarah despises everything Newt is, considering he is part of problematic DC.

    Ron Paul is probably the best candidate there is. Intelligent, knowledgable, not too controversial, decent. He's sort of like GH Bush, who is just a good guy.

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  84. Anonymous2:04 PM

    Sarah tells people she doesn't read "the blogs" but she is obsessed with this one. Bristol too. They both have google alerts on their names and they (especially Sarah reloads IM on her iPad and blackberry. She even has an icon on her iPad that says "AH" (asshole) which is a shortcut to IM.

    I am friends with one of her nephews and I couldn't believe when I met her how she was with the cell phone. She looks at it all of the time even if she is talking to someone else. It makes her sister mad, you can tell.

    I did not see Bristol on IM, but her cousin told me she even checks it when she gets up to pee in the middle of the night.

    If you get on your own cell, Todd & her both spaz. One of our other friends was just checking email and right away Todd was all DID YOU JUST SEND SOMEONE A PHOTO OF US? LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE. It was insane. They are nuts, and obsessed with this blog

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  85. abbafan2:06 PM

    Hi Gryphen! It definitely looks as if $arah or her uneducated dumb offspring read your blog, since it is common knowledge that NONE of them can compose a single coherent thought! Even the schools in Podunk Wasilly gave up on these hopeless rejects! So Toad is into steel-toed boots and hard hats now? Obviously the grifted PAC slush fund is drying up TOO fast - i.e.hush money,lazy lifestyle,etc. It's time for Toad to get back to the Slope for a REAL job - all those empty houses in AK and AZ cost a fortune to maintain. Besides, NO ONE is buying into snowmobile shows or the ABC's of how to spew word salad gibberish with a "journalism" degree from six schools in five years. $arah can pitch a new show out on the dead lake featuring the how-to's of making a hole in 1 metre thick ice with that new manual ice auger that Toad got her for Xmas - Drill Baby Drill! P.S. - Gryphen, you are to be commended for your sharp wit, along with GinaM, Ahem, and Beldar Conehead! Keep on digging!

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  86. Anonymous2:10 PM

    1:09 was that comment necessary?

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  87. Anonymous2:10 PM

    The comments at HuffPo are a riot, someone said in response to her not aging well "fine wines and cheese age, Sarah has soured."

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  88. Anonymous2:11 PM

    Why would you say "SOME of the kids are his?" A little hateful no?

    When all your kids look like you in some way and you've helped raise them all then it's pretty evident they're his.

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  89. Anonymous2:25 PM

    Hey Sarah I'm still waiting for my Alaska Fund Trust quarterly report!

    How come the media and FOX is not looking into this scam?

    You were ordered to disclose your AFT donors. Where's the list?

    Sarah Palin, we haven't forgotten!

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  90. Anonymous2:31 PM

    I think it's time for a Palin moratorium. Palin-free blogs. Palin-free news. Palin-free television.

    Join me. No Palin.

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  91. Anonymous2:41 PM

    Hey, Troll, I believe the word you're looking for is "libel" not "slander" (unless you're hearing voices along with smelling things from your house).

    Regardless, it's neither.

    (I'm guess you're the person who jumped all over Sarah Palin Has
    A Serpant's Heart early this morning, crying "Slander! Slander! Call a lawyer!")

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  92. Anonymous2:42 PM

    Hey Bumpit Brain, when are ya gonna give all that fleece back to your sheeple?



    That's what I thought. Shear the sheep and let 'em freeze, eh bimbo?

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  93. Anonymous2:50 PM

    The ADN pulled all the comments from the newsreader article about Todd. I was monitoring it for awhile and the comments were mostly "who cares who Todd endorses" they must have gotten out of hand later. Why does the ADN still cover for them?

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  94. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Sarah, if you already said "gobsmacked," say it again! It will be our special code that you read this blog. Say "gobsmacked" or "flabbergasted."

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  95. Anonymous2:57 PM

    Since you comment on all the Palins daily lives and profess to "know" them via rumors, why not discuss their acts of charity? Even from way back?

    1:47 PM
    -----
    How this for a discussion of Palins' acts?

    Sarah Palin boasts of boarding a transcontinental flight after an amniotic fluid leak with no medical check for a premature Down Syndrome baby whose mother is high-risk (over age 40, 7th pregnancy, history of miscarriage). Sarah Palin boasts of avoiding Neo-Natal Intensive Care equipped hospitals to have her extremely high-risk baby in a small hospital not even rated to handle twins.

    I don't think that qualifies as a charitable act, but it certainly reeks of a sociopath mind.

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  96. (ahem)3:01 PM

    (ahem)
    This family is not lazy. The kids all have jobs, when they aren't being kicked out of the house to live with other people (and then welcomed back into the house when they are towing the line and it's convenient). In fact, they are so committed to working, they don't have time to finish high school and they don't waste money, time, or effort on college. That is how non-lazy (and American) they are. College is for elite, jealous, liberals, not for downhome, backwoods, hard assworking, flannel-wearing people like the Palins.

    I have done extensive surveys in all 50 states and a couple dozen countries, and I have determined that liberals are miserable and hate successful people. Liberals are all lazy, every single one of them. Liberals are jealous of successful people (who are all conservatives, because liberals are lazy and don't know how to be successful). I woke up this morning at my house, took a big sniff and said "I smell jealousy."

    [BTW, the worst are the PhDs (who are all liberals, every one of them). PhDs know nothing at all except for the extremely narrow subject matter they studied.]

    And, why don't you mention all the charity work Sarah Palin has done? The hundreds of dollars she's donated over the past three years to children with special needs. The speaking at different charity events with a reduced fee of 100k (which she said she would donate and I, for one, believe her). The gifts to her family and friends on their birthdays and holidays (which proves how generous she is since hardly anybody does that). The fact that she spoke for free for the financially-strapped NRA. And all the other immense amount of charitable work and donations that don't show up on her schedule or tax returns.

    Just keep writing your biased, immature blog and I'll keep coming here and compulsively post over and over and over and over again.

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  97. telah3:03 PM

    @ 2:04, That's Awesome! Thanks for sharing.

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  98. Anonymous3:07 PM

    The best way to describe her tone is “restrained irritation.” To put it mildly.

    http://www.thejanedough.com/dude-went-rogue/

    and compare hairstyles:

    http://www.comicvine.com/peggy-bundy/29-58818/

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  99. Bristol's Real Chin3:11 PM

    Yeah, let's talk about the Palins' charity. Remember when Sarah gave all Alaska residents the right to pay for flying her kids all over the place? Remember when Sarah allowed residents of Wasilla to pay for an unnecessary sports facility, on land the city didn't own, just so Sarah could pick up building supplies for her house? Remember when Sarah gave Wasilla the chance to pony up $50k for a city manager (a post that no previous or later mayor has ever needed to fill) and let Wasilla pay to redecorate her office?

    Yeah, Sarah's all about giving.

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  100. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Is she lying again? He don't even look like he works at all, no physic. Soft hands! Shake his hand nothing soft as a baby's behind. What a load of crap Scarah.

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  101. Anonymous3:14 PM

    1:47 PM said:

    Since you comment on all the Palins daily lives and profess to "know" them via rumors, why not discuss their acts of charity? Even from way back?
    ****

    Why don't YOU talk about their acts of charity, with specific, verifiable details and links? Just saying they do charitable acts proves nothing. Go on, inform us ignorant progressive haters.

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  102. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Haha of course she read the blog post. I feel pretty certain that reading about herself online is among her very top priorities. I would confidently wager that she's a regular comment poster here as well.

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  103. Hey Everybody...the Toad got his own TROLL!! Round of applause to the "high talker","purse carrying", "wig wrangler", "pubic hair for a goatee" First Dud!

    I guess Baldy got enough money from the crazy bots' via BaldyPac that they now have enough to pay his troll to post here at IM's! You go ahead troll...with your bad self!

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  104. Anonymous said...

    LOLLLLLLLL

    To call Todd of ALL people p=whipped is THE funniest shit I've read all day. Omg I may never stop laughing at the irony.

    1:51 PM
    Ummm...troll...I know you've only been on the job one day but...Ummmm...how to put this....the word "irony" used in your comment...

    *clears throat*

    Uh...are you trying to tell us that the Toad is "strictly dickly" since he's not "p=whipped"?


    *shaking my head at the continued stupidity of the Wasilla trolls*

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  105. lostinmn3:24 PM

    The No Palin plea is fun. That one of the Palin's wanting the nightmare to end? Can't get any good press and have finally figured out that no press is better than the kind of press they get these days. Keep on putting it out there folks. These grifters want silence so they can recover and get a new game plan in place.

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  106. Great comments! Trolls are so delusional and sarry is definitely here!
    My take on her response is because Gingrich has such a bad turnout, only 10%, she threw Todd under the bus! She is going to let him look foolish and she is still holding back her backing. She's a coward.
    As for the comment re the paylins and how they are with the phones and acting paranoid about their picture taken, sounds real and just like them.
    But the trolls take the cake! I really enjoy knowing the paylins do come here and are addicted to what is being posted here. People from all over the world come here to read. Love it, thanks Gryph!

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  107. Mark In Everett WA3:26 PM

    Gryph, I love you, man! You too, 10:20 (whatever your gender)!

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  108. Anonymous3:33 PM

    First dude. hahahahahaha first dud more like it!!!
    and b@lls, no, raisins. hahaha

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  109. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Anon 2:31 PM

    Nope Wiggy, can't do, as long as you keep showing yer repulsive deteriorating mug on Faux Spews we'll be here laughing at your idiotic rants.
    Now scat you diseased hag, some of the elderly 'bots still have a few SS bucks left, you wouldn't want Robertson to beat you to those scraps right?

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  110. Anonymous3:36 PM

    ka-neck-tiv-ity....hahahaha idiot

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  111. Anonymous3:38 PM

    Well I did google it, and I really liked your caption below the pic, hilarious !

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  112. Anonymous3:43 PM

    When you think about it, it's too bad the Palins have gone softly in the goodnight. They are slowly seeping into irrelevance when they should be accountable for the elevated nastiness they brought into the political system as well as their unfettered abuse of power.

    I hope this blog continues to be a catalysis into uncovering their misdeeds.

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  113. Anonymous3:44 PM

    What is phsyic? isn't it physique

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  114. Anonymous3:45 PM

    yeah, giving, to GRice.

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  115. Anonymous3:47 PM

    Sorry, Toad. You're the 2nd Dude. Glen Rice was there first.

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  116. Sunny in Albuquerque3:52 PM

    GinaM we are all very grateful for your great work corraling Beefalo and assorted trolls and herding them back to their pens, and your courageous trips to the PeeZoo also too.
    Gracias and cheers!

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  117. Anonymous said...

    Used to look? That photo was taken Nov 3rd, 2011.

    Why do people call Todd lazy? The man never stops working. That's the joke amongst the family.

    1:42 PM

    Yes troll...I'm sure you are correct that "the man never stops working"...Pimps "never stop working"...gotta make that paper!

    That's why we've had to look at Baldy for the last couple of days spewing word salad and wearing clothes and wigs that she dug out of the bottom of her hamper on FAKE NEWS! Time to fill BaldyPac's coffers again!

    Especially since NOBODY wanted to see Mr Purse carrier riding in the snow, while cheating to win the IronDog! LOL!

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  118. Regarding the least articulate troll comments:
    Someone better tell that dermatologist that Bristol the office manager is not doing her job, but wasting time using her smart phone to blog on the internet.

    Regarding the semi-coherent but garbled troll comments:
    Todd, Sarah's medications have worn off and she found the Blackberry you hid.

    Regarding the fairly literate troll comments using good grammar:
    Hi, RAM, you ugly POS.

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  119. Anonymous said...

    If you REALLY care about the American people out there Sarah, then start by first letting go of your own selfish agendas. People see through you and what you really have all been about, and they don't like what they see.

    ----

    Why are you addressing this to someone with no power over where the country is headed? Shouldnt you be addressing this to Obama who has never made a selfless decision in regards to the country? This is a man who has killed international trade and discouraged small business. Small business is the backbone of the country. People continue to open businesses, in a lot of cases it's with great trepidation.
    *******************************************************************

    Naughty, Naughty troll! You've been thinking about President Obama again! You really got it BAD for him...dontcha'!

    And no I do not want you to post the Youtube to "Ebony & Ivory"! Have some dignity about yourself troll!!

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  120. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Why doesn't Bitch Queen just call him what he really is... "Little Smokies Dick?"

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  121. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Good freaking grief BRISTOL. Can you puleeeez get a new word besides "opportunities"?

    Or, you know, actually get off your spoiled ass and take care of your kidS.

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  122. Anonymous said...

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/69155833@N02/6681117889/

    Here ya go

    And Ivy, when you know nothing, you look stupid voicing an opinion.

    1:28 PM

    You got some nerve speaking to Ivy that way troll....don't you know that she works/worked(??) for Gov Baldy and here you are on one of Baldy's favorite site's insulting her!

    *phone rings*

    *Hello...oh hey!*

    *Whatchu' mean I got the wrong Ivy? Oh shit! Thanks for the tip*

    Oh...my bad...this is not the same Ivy,troll! But about that flickr link you posted...

    *in my Samuel L. Jackson voice*

    "Listen up troll....President Obama don't want yo ass...stop stalking and posting pics of the brother, otherwise I'm gonna have to put my size 11 straight up your....**BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    **censored due to the sensitivity of the "concerned trolls" that are "fugly and fat, and an actual deformed and heavily person comes to your blog and reads those immature comments"**

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  123. Anonymous4:46 PM

    Speaking of giving credit where credit's due -- I posted this comment to your blog within five minutes of Sarah saying that he went rogue: "Sarah Palin stole your line, and the Sea of Pee is going nuts with laughter!" (then listed their comments)

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  124. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Anonymous said...
    Anon 2:31 PM
    To 3:35 PM: Wow, thanks for that. Must be fun; just firing away at will at whomever, for whatever. Can't do that at home and at work, can ya? Sweet!

    Do any of you stop to think that there are real people reading and writing on blogs? Real human beings. All kinds. That have any nature of thoughts. That may or may not be the same as yours.

    Yeesh, no wonder we experience such astonishing fucking rudeness and total lack of appropriate concern from "customer service clerks" and general discourtesy from random strangers in our everyday lives. Everyone's just absolutely goddamn miserable, all day long, huh? Shame on you for contributing to unpleasant social discourse.

    But a question: why treat people that way that are like-minded? That makes no sense at all. But I guess there must not be anything logical here - you're just in the mood to be rood, right?

    Clearly, the Palins DO rule! What a drag. But you go - keep making them relevant. Keep those consumer stats burning red hot about the Palins. Keep giving Fox a reason to keep them on the air.
    Too bad. They were about to go away a few weeks back, but you dragged them back out of the toybox, dusted them off and here they are again.

    You're a tad bit repulsive yourself, and I don't the faintest idea who you are or what you look like. For all I know, you might be my neighbor or the snowplow guy. What a shame.

    Cheers,
    Wiggy

    "Nope Wiggy, can't do, as long as you keep showing yer repulsive deteriorating mug on Faux Spews we'll be here laughing at your idiotic rants.
    Now scat you diseased hag, some of the elderly 'bots still have a few SS bucks left, you wouldn't want Robertson to beat you to those scraps right?"

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  125. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Gotta say, the comments are hysterical over here:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/10/sarah-palin-todd-palin-newt-gingrich_n_1198225.html?ref=politics

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  126. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Anonymous said...
    No, Gryph. She said it because the Sea O'Pee cultees are praying that she is going to jump in rather than endorse, and yesterday they were all about the "maybe he went Rogue!" idea. She said it to keep their poor little souls tied to her, and their pocket-books open. It is all about the money and the donations.

    12:42 PM

    It's either this ^^ or Todd's getting even with Sarah for the whole Glen Rice thing. First, giving her a manual ice auger for Christmas and now going rogue, calling ABC with his opinions.

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  127. Anonymous said...

    Dearest Gina, your immaturity makes me laugh daily. I visit just for you nowadays since this blog no longer reports useful information.

    1:49 PM

    Well I aim to please ya' Beefalo! I just hope Gryphen doesn't post that pic of you and Wallow (H/T to 12:19PM) in those daisy dukes flashing those tree trunk legs and cankles...then we may never get you to leave the comments!

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  128. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Anonymous said...
    I am shocked Todd didn't support Paul. Maybe he knows there is a possibility people will NOT vote for whom he publicly supports. I mean think. Sarah and Todd are partners in every sense. They act in unison. We know Sarah despises everything Newt is, considering he is part of problematic DC.

    Ron Paul is probably the best candidate there is. Intelligent, knowledgable, not too controversial, decent. He's sort of like GH Bush, who is just a good guy.

    2:03 PM

    Yes, Sarah, you despise Gingrich. Which is exactly why Todd went behind your back, called ABC, and endorsed him. How's that manual ice auger he got you for Christmas? Was cheating on Todd with Rice, and lying to him about it, worth it?

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  129. Anonymous said...

    Mocking a person's voice is a little low, even for an ignorant progressive who reads biased blogs.

    Calling a young woman fat when she's quite the opposite will only continue causing problems for our youth and their self-esteem. Gryphen, please think about possible new readers and how some people's comments will affect them. If Bristol is falsely called fugly and fat, and an actual deformed and heavily person comes to your blog and reads those immature comments, you're only adding to the problem by not censoring.

    Censoring may be considering bad to some, but if it helps to alleviate stresses of anyone, why is it bad?

    1:58 PM

    Hey RAM!! How ya been? Have you visited your old stomping ground lately?

    Whew...let me tell you...stop what you are doing and head on over there right now!! But please for your safety take an attendant with you...I heard the Toad needs a job...since he "never stops working" ya' know! But make sure you tell him not to speak...ya' know with that girlish high talking voice of his, it might disturb some of the patients and make them think that Gov Baldy has shown up!

    I know a few of the patients had left the asylum...I believe some checked out voluntarily others just walked away from the grounds! My advice for you in order for the remaining patients to stay you may need to up a few of them their daily doses of Xanax!

    I'm sure you have a inside track (no pun intended) on where you can get some...WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE...I'll give you a hint...it rhymes with Smarah Failin!

    Good luck and be careful...I heard some of them BITE!

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  130. Anonymous6:02 PM

    @1:29 PM

    “Hardworking” is not Toad quitting his job, so he could be a purse carrier to a rich psycho-bitch.

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  131. Anonymous6:03 PM

    @1:33 PM

    Boo-hoo! Palin “fought back!“ Always a victim. Sticks and stones, bitch! Get over it! I have no sympathy for that hag. Palin, and the rest of the right-wing assholes are doing the same damn thing to the president, yet that bitch expects people to feel sorry for her? President Obama acts like a mature adult, and ignores that bullshit. $arah Palin acts like psychotic 12 year old, who’s angry because nobody will let her sit at the grown-ups table! Palin can dish it, but she can’t take it. She deserves what she gets!

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  132. Anonymous6:05 PM

    @1:37 PM

    Why? Because $arah Palin is still trying to have influence on where the country is headed. Palin is the one who said she didn’t need to hold any political office to have an impact. President Obama has done many selfless things in regards to the country. More fucking lies. Barack Obama didn’t kill shit. (except Bin Laden) President Obama didn’t “discourage” small businesses. Another lie. I know Palins don’t read the news, but I do:

    “Small Business Sentiment Improves”
    http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2012/01/10/small-business-sentiment-improves-2/

    It was the republican recession that hurt small businesses. And to you asshole republicans, a small business is Goldman Sachs! I can’t imagine $arah Palin ever doing a selfless thing in her life! Selfish bitch didn’t even want to finish one-term as a governor.

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  133. Anonymous6:05 PM

    @1:38 PM

    I’m sick of you trolls whining about slander. Sue, or shut the fuck up.

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  134. Anonymous6:06 PM

    @1:42 PM

    Toad stopped working to carry a purse. Lazy ass.

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  135. Anonymous6:15 PM

    @1:47 PM

    Posting nice things about the Palins, and their “charity” on this blog, or any other blog, won’t change the negative perception the majority of people have about them. I have no respect for people who make money because they are unearned celebrities. I have also never before seen an entire family try to hold on to their 15 minutes of fame, after it has long passed. That tells me the family is very lazy, and they want easy money, rather than going out and getting a real job. $arah, and Todd may be “busy” people, but they don’t have jobs. Still don’t believe Bri$tol, and Brillow have jobs, either.

    “Jealous?“ Get over yourself. You’re a fucking snob. Why should I be “jealous” of a Palin? We’re anonymous bloggers. You don’t know anything about us, or who we are. All you can do judge us by our comments. That’s it. How do you know what opportunities any of us have had? You don’t, so shove it. $arah Palin is the one who is jealous. She takes her anger out on the president, the media, every critic, and anonymous blogger, because she will NEVER get over that President Obama took away her “opportunity” to get anywhere near the White House.

    “Leave rich people alooooooone! Let them all eat cake!” I have no problem with “prosperous” people, as long as they earned their prosperity with honest, hard work, and not off the backs of people who aren’t “prosperous.” The Palins haven’t. And, it’s a fact that some “prosperous” people are greedy, selfish. The Palins come to mind. And, how do you know none of us are “prosperous?’ Right. You don’t. I can’t stand “prosperous” assholes, who scapegoat people who have less, and accuse hardworking less “prosperous” people of being lazy!

    What “acts” of charity have the Palins done? Oh, I know! That publicity stunt when they went Haiti like almost a YEAR after the earthquake, and brought all the cameras along. I can’t think of any of the few times they have done charity work, when there weren’t cameras around. I can’t think of anything positive about people (conservatives) who yell “Let him die!” about a question about a man dying from cancer. Conservatives praying for the President’s death, don’t sound happy to me. Conservatives are angry, unhappy thugs. If you want right-wing propaganda, you’re in the wrong place. Piss. Off.

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  136. Anonymous6:17 PM

    @1:49 PM

    You make me laugh daily, pretending you give a shit about any “useful information” on this blog. Gryphen posts lots of useful information on his blog, that has nothing to do with the Palins. And, yet you are always SILENT in those threads. $arah Palin hasn't been saying anything useful for almost 4 years now, but she still goes on Fake News, and pretends that she does. You come here because you have thin skin.

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  137. Anonymous said...
    I am shocked Todd didn't support Paul. Maybe he knows there is a possibility people will NOT vote for whom he publicly supports. I mean think. Sarah and Todd are partners in every sense. They act in unison. We know Sarah despises everything Newt is, considering he is part of problematic DC.

    Ron Paul is probably the best candidate there is. Intelligent, knowledgable, not too controversial, decent. He's sort of like GH Bush, who is just a good guy.

    2:03 PM
    Yes...why didn't the Toad support Paul, Baldy? Ron Paul is a racist assbag...I'm not surprised that you would support him...fortunately for Ron Paul he would NEVER entertain the idea of you being his VP...I mean the guy is 80 years old! As the saying goes...he has one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel! I'm sure you would love to provide that banana peel, huh Baldy! Your skills are needed elsewhere Baldy...guess where?

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  138. Anonymous6:20 PM

    @1:58 PM

    Mocking a woman with cancer (remember that $arah?) is never too low for an ignorant conservative like $arah Palin, who only makes appearances on a biased Fake News channel. Bri$tol IS fat, and Brillow, and Viper, aren’t far behind. Please. As if the Palins ever care about how their comments might affect people! Fuck you!

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  139. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins! Bloggers RULE the Palins!

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  140. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Anon 5:01 PM

    Do you ever stop to think that while the Palins sleep tight there are still people out there hoping and praying the head grifter will run?
    She never had any intention of doing so, her Pac is a disgrace and will forever stain the Palin name.
    All she has to do is address them once and for all so they can stop wasting their time money and hopes.
    Do you ever stop to think, why does she keep receiving donations from her supporters?
    These are real human beings she has no qualms bleeding dry.
    Do you ever stop to think that people like you with their misguided defense of opportunist vultures are repulsive enablers?
    No wonder we experience such predatory behavior by millionaire "politicians" (whatever happened to Cain's Pac?) when we have moral outstanding members of society like you outraged at commenters for calling a spade a spade.
    Shame on you for defending these crooks.
    For all you know, the rood (such wit) commenters here might be the volunteers at your local homeless and women's shelters or the stranger who picks up the hit and run cat or dog and drives to the local vet while YOU just drive on, angrily blaring the horn at the traffic delay.
    There are plenty of sites where you can feel at home, it should be evident that there are no Palin apologists here.
    If you haz hort fillins get the fuck out.
    Wiggly worm.

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  141. Anonymous6:43 PM

    "in the mood to be rood, ... "

    That's some typo there, not a, "my finger slipped" typo but a
    "you have no idea how to spell" type. I'm guessing you're the one that rambled on about PhD's yesterday.

    "Keep giving Fox a reason to keep them on the air....They were about to go away a few weeks back, but you dragged them back out of the toybox, dusted them off and here they are again."

    FOX determines their line-up based on IM? G, you should be proud.

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  142. Anonymous6:50 PM

    NSFW NSWF

    I just found out that there was a short lived attempt to have the internet definition for "going rogue" include a definition for British slang usage for unprotected @n@l seksing!

    Look at the definitions for going rogue at the Urban Dictionary.
    Google British slang going rogue!

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  143. Anonymous6:53 PM

    "....Todd is all about hard hats and steel-toed boots and...cowboy boots, american indian feather head dress, cop uniforms...

    It's fun to stay at the Young Mens' Christian Association!

    Woo Hoo, Todd went Rogue in the british street slang way, can Santorum be far behind?

    'chele says "Have YOU seen Macrus?"

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  144. Anonymous6:57 PM

    Sarah did also too say something useful these last four years!

    She said "I quit!"

    Also, too, talking about the massage and prostitution rumors on Fox was also useful too.

    I agree with the comment BLOGGERS RULE HER LIFE. ESPECIALLY THIS ONE!

    This is the only exception to her total uselessness for Alaska and the nation. It doesn't begin to make up for all the stupid, hateful and counterproductive things she has said.

    Sty 2nd 4 UR ICEBERG!

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  145. 5:01PM...what crawled up and bite you on the ass! Nobody is forcing you to read Gryphen's post at gun point. If you are so disgusted by any mention of Gov Baldy and family and you know Gryphen is going to post about the gargoyle family why post a comment carrying on about other commenters?

    Your outrage is misplaced.

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  146. Anonymous7:14 PM

    Gryphen, why do let this happen?

    Out of control. Are you really going to let one set of guests in YOUR house, use profanity, call people "bitch", send your other guests packing, in your OWN house? Really?

    I won't be back. Thanks.

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  147. RubberBabyBellyBumpit7:18 PM

    Yep, Gryphen, of course they read this blog! What's left at the Sea of Pee has cause the last of them to spout little tails and become "Tadpoles" (Trollpoles?) and wiggled their way into the comments. Reading them is so funny!

    And Gina M,Please don't stop posting! Thank You for your snark, You're good AND THAT'S a FACT!

    AKA Anita Winecooler

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  148. Anonymous said...

    Gryphen, why do let this happen?

    Out of control. Are you really going to let one set of guests in YOUR house, use profanity, call people "bitch", send your other guests packing, in your OWN house? Really?

    I won't be back. Thanks.

    7:14 PM

    What in the Sam hell is wrong with YOU? Are you trapped in Gryphen's house? Because apparently you have this blog mixed up with your OWN house.

    You are anonymous we won't really know if you come back or not...will we? Peace out troll!

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  149. Anonymous7:54 PM

    Hi Gina. Thx for the H/T for Beefalo and Wallow. Feel free to use as you like. Your posts are the best! I just cant stand brats who are lazy and feel entitled and dont work with Levis family so they can have Tripp time, so i dont mind snarking at B and W the pusher of faces into cakes! Keep up the great comments I used to post comments as Annalynne

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  150. Sunny in Albuquerque said...

    GinaM we are all very grateful for your great work corraling Beefalo and assorted trolls and herding them back to their pens, and your courageous trips to the PeeZoo also too.
    Gracias and cheers!

    3:52 PM

    Hey,Hey Sunny in Albuquerque!

    I love messing with our wonderful trolls! They give me so much enjoyment with their incoherent rants and defense of the family from the "Dark side of the Moon"!

    If they only knew (*waves at trolls) that they keep me in stitches...my favorites are the Crazies4Palin crew...they put the 'C' in CRAAAAZZZZY!

    Gryphen doesn't seem to mind if I get a little rowdy and cause a ruckus on occasion! Must be the Pisces in him!

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  151. Anonymous8:24 PM

    anon @ 1:42

    "...Why do people call Todd lazy? The man never stops working. That's the joke amongst the family."

    Is that what he's been telling you all? He's at work?

    hehe

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  152. Anonymous8:26 PM

    Gina, have you been appointed as the official greeter here?
    Remember then, quality, not quantity.

    Thanks

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  153. Anonymous8:56 PM

    O/T Did anyone watch Only In America with Larry the Cable Guy on History Channel tonight? She Who Shall Not Be Named was on it and I was wondering if it showed her real hair? LOL (she probably had plenty of warning about the filming in advance despite the promo blurb saying that the show dropped by her place unannounced.)

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  154. Anonymous8:57 PM

    Anonymous @1:37 P.M. if you're in favor of small business, then you must have been quite upset with the GOP congressional members who refused to approve President Obama's tax policies that would give more tax cuts to small businesses. That's right, the President who you are saying hates small business has been working for them since day one but the GOP has been working against President Obama and thus, against the U.S. as a whole. They want to see him fail and don't care if the country goes down with them. Peddle your bullshit elsewhere.

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  155. Anonymous9:09 PM

    Anonymous said...

    anon @ 1:42

    "...Why do people call Todd lazy? The man never stops working. That's the joke amongst the family."

    Is that what he's been telling you all? He's at work?

    hehe
    ****************
    Add to !:42 the Griters!
    I really think the old FX show the "Riches" should be renamed the "Palins" and re-upped!
    The whole family gypsies! All in on the Grift! What could be better?
    Oh based in Alasskaaa so the taxpayers pay!
    Uh oh...better make sure it doesn't come out of your grifter fund... aka PFD!

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  156. Anonymous9:14 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Gina, have you been appointed as the official greeter here?
    Remember then, quality, not quantity.

    Thanks
    8:26 PM
    ****
    Have you been appointed official PIA?
    I'm just sayin' b/c it seems like you voted for the griter, for her before you were against her.
    to me it seems a personal prob.
    All those TeeVee shows might take your PFD away! You better call on someone, oh who? wait for mudflats to tell yer.

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  157. Anonymous9:16 PM

    AKRNHSNC said...

    Anonymous @1:37 P.M. if you're in favor of small business, then you must have been quite upset with the GOP congressional members who refused to approve President Obama's tax policies that would give more tax cuts to small businesses. That's right, the President who you are saying hates small business has been working for them since day one but the GOP has been working against President Obama and thus, against the U.S. as a whole. They want to see him fail and don't care if the country goes down with them. Peddle your bullshit elsewhere.
    8:57 PM
    ******
    Thank You!!! Always appreciate a good RANT thank you! Well said!♥

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  158. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Anon 8:26 PM

    Have you appointed yourself as the official troll here?
    Remember then, to STFU when Gina kicks your ass back into your cage.

    Thanks.

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  159. Anonymous10:28 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Gina, have you been appointed as the official greeter here?
    Remember then, quality, not quantity.

    Thanks
    8:26 PM
    ****
    Have you been appointed official PIA?
    I'm just sayin' b/c it seems like you voted for the griter, for her before you were against her.
    to me it seems a personal prob.
    All those TeeVee shows might take your PFD away! You better call on someone, oh who? wait for mudflats to tell yer.

    ------------

    WTF???

    Actually, no, I didn't vote for the "griter", I voted for Obama. And am extremely happy to vote for him again.

    My problem is that as a regular, I am tired of being called out as a troll, or Beefalo, or Dirty Wig by Gina.
    I guess she doesn't realise (yup, REALISE) that not everybody finds her humour funny, especially when we get attacked by what sounds like an uneducated Palinite who can't grasp the nuance of sarcasm.

    I skip over Gina's comments as much as I can, all I ask is that she skip over mine; I'm Anonymous.

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  160. Anonymous10:29 PM

    HAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sarah's charity work in the past? Oh, my, would that be the $4 million she laundered to 6 dairy farmers in 2007-8 with Kristan Cole's help? Oh, and Franci "I Love Cows" Havemeister, as well. That's really MOOOOOOVING!

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  161. Anonymous10:34 PM

    Anonymous said...

    anon @ 1:42

    "...Why do people call Todd lazy? The man never stops working. That's the joke amongst the family."

    Is that what he's been telling you all? He's at work?

    hehe
    ****************
    Add to !:42 the Griters!
    I really think the old FX show the "Riches" should be renamed the "Palins" and re-upped!
    The whole family gypsies! All in on the Grift! What could be better?
    Oh based in Alasskaaa so the taxpayers pay!
    Uh oh...better make sure it doesn't come out of your grifter fund... aka PFD!

    -----------

    Again, WTF???

    Just to explain, it's "sarcasm".

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  162. Anonymous said...

    Gina, have you been appointed as the official greeter here?
    Remember then, quality, not quantity.

    Thanks

    8:26 PM

    AWWWWWWWWW....Suki Suki Now!
    I"m moving up in the world ya'll. I GOT MY OWN TROLL!!!

    *jumps up in the air and clicks heels together while grinning from ear to ear*

    *wipes a tear and began's speaking in a halting emotion filled voice*

    Ummm...I would like to thank a few people for this honor. First to the big guy upstairs....

    *GRYPHEN!!!!

    *NOTE* For the holy rollers who may want to accuse me of blasphemy...Of course I"m not equating Gryphen with GOD*
    *rolls eye*

    And to the troll who I affectionately call "Connie Cern Trolle" You articulate so wonderfully that it's not hard to understand what YOU are babbling about...KUDOS to you!

    And I want to thank my other favorite troll...one who always defends Beefalo with her incoherent explanations on why Beefy is a not just a skank, but a skank with a "heart of gold" * Blows snow...um...I meant a kiss*

    And to the final troll I want to thank...You, I call Jerkyl & HiGH. You, troll always start off with a "benign comment" but then something sets you off and then you announce that you are leaving the blog....FOREVER!!!

    Thanks to you guys....without you I wouldn't have this title (not that I need a title or anything).

    GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!

    *drops microphone and is whisked away from the blog*

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  163. Anonymous11:53 PM

    current seo-0-piss fuk_tard self flagellation thread ;

    Governor Palin on Hannity Urges Romney to Release Tax Returns, Prove 100,000 Jobs Created at Bain – Update

    8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)

    hope the skank keeps pokin' at her fellow reich wing_'tards, can't wait for 'em to absolutely come unglued on her fetid ass


    fuk you mccain

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  164. Anonymous4:20 AM

    in re charity: As governor, didn't Sarah hold up supplies to a starving village in the back country, then send a plate of homemade cookies (made by whom?) up with Franklin Graham?

    When Jesus commanded people to feed the hungry, he didn't actually mean it. Right?

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  165. 1st Wandering Dud4:23 AM

    "First dude went rogue," Palin said when asked if she had been consulted prior to the endorsement. "And I respect him for doing that. Todd is all about hard hats and steel-toed boots and getting people to work."

    ------
    I think Todd's "endorsement" and sarah's asinine statement about it (emphasizing what a rill man the First Dud is!) are most likely a diversion from something else happening in AK. Has Toad been hanging out at mad Myrna's again? Another massage parlor?

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  166. Anonymous5:19 AM

    I just noticed quite a few posts re: "Todd never stops working". Pray tell...working at what? He hasnt worked on the slope in a very long time; we know he isnt a carpenter..as in cannot build fences. What exactly does he do? I find him a non-entity to be honest. A zero...and his wife is right there with him.

    Laurie

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  167. Anonymous5:19 AM

    Not only does she read here but I suspect she drunk comments as well.

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  168. Olivia5:39 AM

    Sarcasm can be difficult to carry off in print unless you are really skilled at it.

    Posting as anonymous while attempting sarcasm will surely get you branded as a troll because it is just too similar to the drivel that comes from Sarah and the flying monkeys.

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  169. WTF???

    Actually, no, I didn't vote for the "griter", I voted for Obama. And am extremely happy to vote for him again.

    My problem is that as a regular, I am tired of being called out as a troll, or Beefalo, or Dirty Wig by Gina.
    I guess she doesn't realise (yup, REALISE) that not everybody finds her humour funny, especially when we get attacked by what sounds like an uneducated Palinite who can't grasp the nuance of sarcasm.

    I skip over Gina's comments as much as I can, all I ask is that she skip over mine; I'm Anonymous.

    10:28 PM

    *waves at her favorite troll*

    Hey Miss "Benign"...how's it hanging!

    Oh snap...I just "realized"(you are in America now...speak American okay!) that you won't read my comment because you...

    "skip over Gina's comments"

    So I guess you won't even read this...SIGH... and I had something really good to tell you too! Oh well maybe next time troll!

    PS...A slight correction...I haven't called her Dirty Wig since she cleaned her wigs...I now refer to her as Gov Baldy :) are you Bald too?

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  170. Sunny in Albuquerque6:51 AM

    Sunny in Albuquerque:

    "I skip over Gina's comments as much as I can, all I ask is that she skips over mine; I'm Anonymous".

    Gina: but which ones, specifically? I'm curious.
    Anon Troll: Um, all of them, any of them by Anonymous.

    Well that's reasonable, all that the dim bulb asks is that Gina skips over all comments by Anonymous, which shouldn't be hard to do now that most here have honored Gryphen's wishes to post with a name, any of 'em, all of 'em, Sally, Johnny or even Holy Cannoli would do..wait, what?
    Never mind.

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  171. Anonymous6:59 AM

    Gryphen - not only does she borrow your headlines, but she gave you a pet name, "AH" as in "Asshole." (See 2:04, a friend of her nephew who says they're all nuts!)

    Ahhhhhhhhh, how cute.

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  172. Anonymous7:00 AM

    5:19 AM:

    As in, drunk dialing?
    Bwahahaha!!
    Probably so, seems StinkyWig has a creepy crush not just on the President but on Gryphen also too.

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  173. Sunny in Albuquerque @ 6:51AM...I fell out my chair laughing so hard! OUCH!

    You know that commenter HAS to be a Palin...so much whine and victimhood in one comment can't be good for the indigestion...what with the fire in the belly and all! LOL!!!

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  174. Anonymous8:01 AM

    What happened to the request for civility? Just because some people don't like one person's post they're called a troll and other names?

    And (Ahem) is satire and HILARIOUS! Love your posts - thank you!

    T

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  175. Concern Trolls United8:40 AM

    8:01 AM

    Gryphen seems to think the comments are fine. If it looks like a troll, acts like a troll, smells like a troll, it's probably a troll.

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  176. Anonymous9:11 AM

    GinaM said,

    You know that commenter HAS to be a Palin...so much whine and victimhood in one comment can't be good for the indigestion...what with the fire in the belly and all! LOL!!!

    ***********

    OMG!!!!! Gina, you're RIGHT!!!!! It HAS to be a PALIN!!!!! You've been ADDRESSED PERSONALLY by an ACTUAL PALIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I am SO JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Sorry Gryphen. I was going to quietly leave with my dignity intact, but just couldn't resist. I'll ban myself and bypass comments from now on, but continue to read your posts.
    I deal with crazy TPers every day and am sad to see how high the ignorant level of some of our own is, too.
    Thanks

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  177. Sunny in Albuquerque9:21 AM

    8:01 AM

    What happened to the request for civility? Just because some people don't like some person's post they are called a troll and other names?
    And (Ahem) is satire and HILARIOUS!-Love your posts! Thank you.

    T.

    We are trying, really we are, it's just that anything Palin brings out the rogue in some of us and civility be damned..ugh, wait..no..nooo..it's coming again..I typed the foul name and..
    GAAHH!! SARAH PALIN AND HER UNCOUTH GREEDY THIEVING THUGGISH FAMILY ARE AKIN TO A HERPES SORE IN THE NATION'S NETHER PARTS!!!.
    ..gasp..(blushing) see what I mean?.. Sob..don't even want this vanilla cappuccino no more, I'm not worthy of this delicious treat after that vile slander on America's premier example of strong Christian Family Values, now I must slink back to my office, where civility is my middle name, where the Palin is never mentioned and I..oh dear I did it AGAIN! I TYPED the PALIN name! Curse you"droid!..it's coming..the GRIFTER RANT! Aaaghh!!

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  178. Olivia9:33 AM

    Too bad that none of us will know who just banned themselves and left. How will we know if you decide to come back? How do we know you were ever here? There are a lot of "Anonymous" around here and you all look alike.

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  179. Anonymous10:03 AM

    Very funny Sunny in A - she definitely brings out the worst in me and I stay at home with a 2 year old who doesn't nap!

    The real trolls kill me(can't spell, can't understand the word salad, defend the klan or bash Obama, sometimes you get a bonus of all kinds!). Their stupidity and blatant hypocrisy make me laugh, yet cringe that we share the same country. Sigh.

    T

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  180. 9:01AM...

    Oh dear....I think the troll has CRACKED!


    Well Beefy...hate to see ya' leave...but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do, ya'know!

    PS..."I deal with crazy TPers every day"

    Um...Beefy maybe you should tell your family to STFU then!

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  181. Anonymous1:25 PM

    The Palins are pure evil. All of them.

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  182. Well, obviously dear hard-workin flannel wearin Todd went Rogue and went on to endorse candidate Newt Gingrich without consultin me (his wife and master). I musta been hittin him too hard with those cans or withholdin sex from him also too for uh, too long. I mean, boys will be boys and... have you ever seen NObama wear flannel?
    No, and it's cuz all the hard workin, boots on the ground, business and enterprisin and job creatin Americans... they want a real leader who loves this precious piece of Promised Land we call America, our land of the free and home of the brave. And as much as I also sort of, I dunno, kinda really want to kick Todd's ass for goin behind my back, I'm definitely not thinkin of makin that, uh, displeasure, I suppose, more public, I guess. Cuz that'd be disregardin his freedom of speech.
    And I guess that's maybe why I talk so much in my interviews. I just want to exercise as much freedom as I can before time runs out and all and we become socialists.
    Well, I gotta get back to cleanin my studio. Cuz I'm real busy like most lovin, happy, Christian Americans who also lose their temper and trash their house and hair. It's just so sad that people like AH (aka: Gryphen) just don't want to get to know me better. Cuz ask anyone, I mean, I'm surrounded with people who just, uh, I mean, they adore me. I can't even leave my house because people just love me so much and it makes me so happy that I can be influencin' their American lives in such a great way so they can love their country and freedoms of speech.
    Sincerely,
    Your Neighborhood-Friendly Scarah

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  183. Todd is a actual, man who prefers fishin' and huntin' and wearin' cotton 'n denims, which is why he prefers that Bristol's abstinating with Gino (another cotton wearin' actual man).

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