Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Does this mean there is yet ANOTHER teen pregnancy in the Palin family?

I am not yet hearing any confirmation on this, but it certainly appears legitimate.

Willow will not be eighteen years old until July, so for what other reason would Todd and Sarah allow their daughter to get married unless there was yet ANOTHER embarrassing Palin progeny on the horizon?

Any thoughts?

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Lynne said...

It's really sad that those girls don't have any family member looking out for their welfare. It could be Willow's escape plan.

Anonymous said...

17 years old and Engaged with no High School Diploma? What kind of Family Values are those Palins teaching their kids? Oh, that's right
Sally Heath taught them all.

MordacP said...

"It could be Willow's escape plan."

Her original escape plan fell apart when Bristol moved back to Alaska. Willow was going to join Bristol in California, as reported here earlier.

Anonymous said...

Oh . . . the art of DEFLECTION!

Screechy MaMOUTH is masterful at it, indeed.

Stay focused.

Anonymous said...

What took her so long?

I lose yet another office pool. I had 16 1/2.

Rene said...

Lynne 9:04 Ditto

This could be anything given it is the Palin family:
-bait for tabloid spread $$
-another out of wed lock pregnancy

What I do know is that I do not find them to be good role models especially not attending to dropping out of school. They have had advantages, opportunities, major finamcial bonuses yet they seem to go down hill. They are stereotypical of white trash, bonafide hillbillies.

Anonymous said...

Like Grandmother
Like Mom
Like Sister

Amy said...

My daughter is 13 this week. My worst nightmare for her is be engaged in less than 5 years. I want her to explore the world, pursue her dreams and take advantage of every opportunity that comes her way. If her dreams are to become a wife and mother... so be it but we will be using the appropriate sticks and carrots to encourage her to get bachelors degree first.

Anonymous said...

How much will she charge for "wedding" and baby photos?

This baby will qualify her to join Bristol on the "abstinence" speaking tour.

A new reality show .."knocked up sisters"?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like 'L.A.' was more PRODUCTIVE than disclosed by the Palin Trailer Trashers!!!

Brisket got rejected!!!
Willow got injected!!!

Anonymous said...

When she's 18 and she's chosen a publicity lifestyle, then Willow's uterus will be fair game. For now, I prefer to ignore her.

Anonymous said...

Those Palin kids never had a chance.

How sad.

Anonymous said...

Did Willow go camping?

Anonymous said...

$P is known to have "used" all of her children (as well as TriG) to deflect negative press. Therefore, this little tidbit should come as no surprise. Btw, did $P post the link herself?

Just askin'?

Anonymous said...

Perfect timing. Right after numb scull flaps her gums about a Trig truther. Could she be throwing another one of her kids under the bus? Either way, good job freak! Your parenting skills are amazing. As in, I'm amazed how awful they are.

Anonymous said...

Where IS Willow? Is she in school?
Seventeen is pretty young to be engaged unless there are "circumstances".
BTW Mr. Jesse ...there's lots of speculation on the blogs about "Fred's" book and its current status.
PLEASE give us another update, even if it's cryptic as usual! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Well, she's wearing the telltale front-pocketed vest...
http://twitpic.com/8823dz/full

Anonymous said...

OMG...who allows their seventeen year old daughter to get engaged. The only reason I can think of is that there must be a bun in the oven.

Anonymous said...

My guess is that your right. If true, she will be Palin's third child of her's to become pregnant before marriage. That also doesn't count that she may also be the third child not to graduate from high school. Nothing say's "hillbilly family" more than the Palin's. This is just another example of Sarah being a poor mother.

Anonymous said...

It aint my baby!

I wore two condoms.

comeonpeople said...

LOL
I hope it is true.
Sarah your adorable parenting is showing.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's the only way she could get a reality show--Teen Mom Alaska.

Anonymous said...

Hey Sarah, ya should of paid $100 and took Willow to Bristol's abstinence motivation speech!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone, including Willow know to whom she is "engaged?"

Sally in MI said...

Good grief. A third uneducated Palin on the loose. Wonder if her tell-all book is next too...."How I Escaped Wasilla and my Parents, and that stupid diva Bristol, too also," by Willow Palin and Anonymous. Is there a magazine cover coming soon? A breakup..a reup...a DWTS gig...a drunken brawl...maybe Bristol was sick of LA, but Willow wants more.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone, including Willow know to whom she is "engaged?"

The National Enquirer's cover alludes to Beyonce's surrogate pregnancy - Willow?

lilly lily said...

Who would blame Willow, with all the experience she has had.

After all Bristol has made out like a bandit.

And Willow has had boyfriends since she was 12 or so. Isn't it about time she tied the knot with someone.

Bristol and she are close, so maybe Bristol will hand over her lucrative gig with Candy over to Willow who is more photogenic.

Anonymous said...

Willow might be pregnant?

Just curious, has anyone seen Glen Rice in Alaska?

B said...

She's finishing her version of high school. Her older siblings lived with partners when they were her age. Molly has three divorces and she does OK. Willow is just doing what she knows.

Could Todd & Sarah have bought that house near Bristol's for Willow?

Anonymous said...

Gee, if this is true, when does she get her magazine spread, otherwise known as the Palin 'employment' plan?

Anonymous said...

Maybe this is the reason for Scarah's insane nasty demeanor in her last appearance on Hannity.

Anonymous said...

Another grab for attention if you ask me. Why would anyone believe anything this effed up family says, writes, or tweets?

Anonymous said...

Willow might be pregnant?

I'm not saying anything but Todd has been spending a lot of time with Willow.

He took her cross country after her expulsion and we know that Todd hasn't received Shailey Tripp's services since their relationship was revealed.

Sooooo

Anonymous said...

willow willow willow
all you had to do was go on TV for
"the rest of the story"
and
cha-ching
cha-chingcha-chingcha-chingcha-chingcha-chingcha-chingcha-chingcha-chingcha-ching

you didn't have to get knocked up to get out

Anonymous said...

Does anyone in Alaska get married without being pregnant?

Anonymous said...

The twitter account appears to be the old Bristol_Palin account. Lots of old DWTS tweets.

ShesToast said...

No biggee --- it's just another unmarried Palin with a bun in the oven. SSDD

Anonymous said...

Ohhh doesn't look like Willow will have a White House wedding either.

Sarah is so sad.

Anonymous said...

Are you fucking kidding me?
I can't BELIEVE this family and their dysfunction.

Anonymous said...

All it means is that Willow will be delivering a premature baby after her wedding just like mama, grandma and brother did.

Sarah Palin has a serpent's heart said...

I wonder who Willow's baby daddy is.

Anonymous said...

In 2012 what man is going to let his 17 year old daughter even think about getting married?

Anonymous said...

Maybe home skooled drop out Willer meant : "I'm enraged"
about babygate being about to break.

Anonymous said...

Someday I hope she talks.
And makes TONS of money doing it.

A J. BIllings said...

Just so pathetic.

No college in sight, no career other than maybe a hairdresser, no education, nothing except being a single mom in the not too distant future.

Great family values $arah and Todd.

Hey Todd, since you raised her, don't you understand she is TOO YOUNG to get married?

Or is there a bun in the oven?

Golly gee, I'm wondering $arah knew this was likely last October, and that's why she QUIT in DEFEAT>

Good thing Granny Paylin has money to lend to her kidz, courtesy of the Pbotz.

Hey Gryphen, let us know when you get the wedding invite; scan that, and post online please?

Anonymous said...

true 9:10
someone here noted that sarah was amped up about something

wasn't that larry the cable guy up there a while ago?
someone got HER done!

I am Blade, never dull. said...

Are any of the Palin children ever going to college?!

Worse, wasn't Willow being 'home schooled'?
Which is code for HS drop out all too often in the US.

Higher education is ten best gift any child could ever receive - and the Palins certainly can afford it - and Sarah says she protects her children like some crazy ass bear, but going to college is clearly not encouraged I their household.

I am sad Willow set marriage before education.

GinaM said...

Umm...does Wallow not know where babies come from?? Seriously...I'm not sure this tweet is real...Gov Crackhead is real good with using her kids as shields to deflect from her fuck ups...

I think she wants folks to forget about her "drunk tweet" about Trig Truthers from yesterday and using one of her kids is a no brainer for her.

She hopes that everyone tweets this info out so they can play the victim and say it's a lie! Then we'll see a new picture of Wallow blowing "snow"...in fake lashes... in a paddle boat...wearing carpenter pants and a tool belt! Let's not fall for this foolishness!

And also..."gird your loins" folks...the "Wasilla Thug Troll Gang" should be here sometime today...depends on what time they roll out of bed and receive their schedules!

ibwilliamsi said...

Back in the early 70's my sister turned 18 in March of her Senior year and engaged in June. She was married in August. (Her first of 3 so far.) It was TOTALLY a way out of the house. But it was the early 70's and girls weren't necessarily expected to go to college or get a job. She just couldn't wait to get out of the house.

Definitely Willow's "escape plan". Let's just hope that her "money making scheme" is to write a tell-all book that tells the truth. I think that the pickin's are a bit thin for "Palin Family Values" books, and Willow doesn't have a skilled bone in her body.

Anonymous said...

How sad, if true. Sarah Palin is one sorry excuse for a mother.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that adorabale!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Like Grandmother
Like Mom
Like Sister

9:17 AM

Forgot "Like Brother"

Molly said...

Seriously?

For real, for real??

Bun in oven for sure, I would sadly concur. It's the Way Out I guess--I think that was B's intention too, thwarted by Mommy Dearest.

ShesToast said...

Did Willow "take one for the team" in order to deflect attention from Sarah's stupid fake pregnancy tweet?

Smirnonn said...

Par for the "valley trash" course. I guess the cover of Parenting magazine is out of the question, serror, also too! (is that one of the "all of them, any of them" publications you peruse? Probably not...)

Either the paylump is up to something, or coming completely unhinged, or a bit of both. I would assume she's not looking forward to the HBO special and I would assume she's not happy about Shailey Tripp's lawsuit and I would assume she's not too thrilled by this engagement (and possible pregnancy). But to bring up her faked pregnancy on national tv when it has NOTHING to do with the subject being discussed is pretty stupid, even for her. Maybe she's trying to get ahead of Fred's book? Anyone have news about that book? Gryphen??? Anyone???

Whatever the case it IS truly amusing to watch her claw at the sides of the bowl as the vortex of truth spins her round and round :) Karma is a bitch, serror - and so are you.

Cheers,

Smir

A J. BIllings said...

Kudos to you @Amy @ 9:17 am

I have two sons, and starting around age 13, I let them know that they were FORBIDDEN to get married til they were 30, which was just a big joke at that age; we had lots of laughs about it.

Certainly brought up a lot of questions and conversations about life, education, careers, money etc.

As they got older, I believe they began to understand When they were in early 20's I made it perfectly clear that I would do anything including serious bribery to prevent a marriage too early.

They are now in their 30's have advanced degrees, have very good careers, are actively dating, and are ready.

I guess Granny Grifter has been too busy for such puerile and irrelevant mentoring with her kids

Anonymous said...

Fake. I'm pretty sure I read that account was fake? Wish it wasn't, ha ha, but I think that it's a fake twitter account. Read back through the posts...I don't think it's real.

Anonymous said...

This does not mean anything. Wasn't Bristles "engaged" when she had that magazine cover with Levi and her son? Palin family values = Sally got pregnant and got married. Sarah got pregnant, got married. Brstles got pregnant, got pregnant again, got preganant again - still single. Believe a wedding IF and WHEN you see proof of it.

GinaM said...

9:25AM...

Thanks for the picture! I wonder if Trig's picture is on the other side of Beefalo's shoe? Or her latest baby....little "adorable Tiffany?

Darlene Underdahl said...

I agree with everyone here. She’s doing this to grift some money; it’s the only profession her family seems to have anymore, except Track possibly fishing.

I used to snag a People magazine now and then, but I refuse to reward this bad Palin behavior in the future.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

What took her so long?

I lose yet another office pool. I had 16 1/2.

9:14 AM

Be happy, if we were playing horseshoes you would of won!

I had Willow pregnant at 13 1/2 years old....

You are closer!

You win!

What's the Las Vegas spread on Piper?

Anonymous said...

Wow - Bristol's lost a lot of weight. They both look... dare I say... pretty?!... in that photo.

Maybe I'm just feeling magnanimous but I can't help feeling very sorry for Willow. Getting married at the very young and inexperienced age of 17 is not a good move. If she's pregnant too? Tragedy.

Good going, Sarah and Todd!

curiouser said...

I'm betting it's a fake twitter account.

lilly lily said...

Willow can now have her very own magazine spread for 100,000$. Isn't that what the Palins charge for their exclusive offerings to Celebuturd magazines?

That would account for one of the extra properties the Palins own in Wasilla? Maybe they can buy up everything on the lake. Then name Lake Lucille, Lake Palin.

After all the Kennedy's had Hyannisport tied up. The Palins have Wasilla.

They can have a special for tourists. Say at $10,000 a cheapie minimum a pop, to $100,000 for a super duper Palin special featuring dinner with Sarah.

Track can fly them around as a bush pilot.

Bristol can house them.

Extra charge to be photographed with the child of choice. Trigg or Tripp of any others the pop up.

Willow can drive them at breakneck speed wherever they desire in Alaska.

Toad and Chuckie can supply all the caribou and moose and bear for chili and hotdogs.

Chuckie can sell off his pile of antlers for souveneirs and give lectures on how he brought up his hot Governor daughter.

It could really keep them in dollars forever, or until the last palinbot dies off.

Anonymous said...

There's that adorable parenting style. We all saw Willow's boyfriend wander upstairs to Willow's bedroom. She was just 16. Sarah and Todd must have thought that was just too cute to cut the scene.

But we also know that even hyped 'engagements' for these kids don't pan out. Bristol has been engaged how many times, and pregnant how many times. She is still hiding her last child, the 'godson'. And then Track really was never married and Britta moved back home with the baby and her parents.

So what are the chances that Willow will actually get married?

Anonymous said...

Well, of course it's only those reviled "elites" who send their kids off to college!

Anonymous said...

How sad, now the office pool is focused on Piper.

Anonymous said...

In searching this link:
http://yfrog.com/user/WillowUSA/profile

From some of the tweets it appears that both Bristol and Willow use this same account. So it may have been tweeted by Bristol.

Anonymous said...

Reality strikes!

Teen mom season whatever.

Good thing they have all those spare houses.

I'd make a joke but that's what this whole family seems to be.

Virginia Voter said...

Why else would she be engaged, she's only 17. goddamn those Palin bitches are fertile. Dudes in Alaska need to wear full body condoms if they're gonna hit that.

I guess all those houses Todd and Sarah bought will come in handy. So sad, not one of those kids getting an education.

Who wants to bet there will never be an actual wedding?

KatieAnnieOakley said...

Oh, dear. Oh, my. Too much, too soon, and waaaay too young.

- KAO

Anonymous said...

I think its alot more likely that shes playing a joke to see how many news places/blogs will buy it and start talking about it. Don't be so gullible, she's probably rolling in laughter at how "obsessed" everyone is with them

Irishgirl said...

OT Sully tears Palin and Kelly a new one!

How Scared Is Fox? Ctd

That's "actual journalism", according to Fox. But a tightly argued essay, backed up with evidence and data for every point, isn't. And neither is demanding accountability from public officials when they make bizarre claims like experiencing contractions while giving a speech. No Fox reporter has ever asked Palin about that. And they never would and never will. Because Fox, in the end, is about power and money, not truth.

http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/01/how-scared-is-fox-ctd-1.html

Robert, from America said...

Oh No another Palin proselytizing about how important it is not to fuck around. I wonder if Palin owned up to a tubal ligation yet, or if she again will bring out the pads for this new palin?

lostinmn said...

So that's what the other property Sara is buying in AK is for?

I wonder how the gang over at the sea of pee likes that their dollars are going to support yet another Palin spawn?

Did she use any of the money they sent her for anything like helping other candidates or promoting the "cause". Or was the cause simply to enrich Sara and her brood?

This outa be good - wonder who the lucky sperm donor will turn out to be? He might want to check with Levi and get a DNA test run before he starts coughing up dough and playing games with looking engaged in public.

This might explain Sara's recent bout of TV time and distracted wordage.

Gasman said...

Just another feral Palin child breedin' like a horny rabbit. I figured she either be in jail or knocked up before she turned 18. Guess I was right. What a mother Sarah is, eh?

How's that "abstinence only" sex ed workin' out for ya', Sarah?

Anonymous said...

Here's a tweet: "Who the fuck cares?"

dmoreno56 said...

First Off, thanks to everyone for the funnies, I need the laugh, you all are so funny. Second, OMFG if this is due to pregnancy and if it is not, still OMFG! Those Poor Kids

honeybabe said...

i would feel sorry for the kids but they seem to WANT to jump into the cesspool that is the spotlight for the palins.

Anonymous said...

@ 9:21 Funny! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin has a serpent's heart said...



I wonder who Willow's baby daddy is.

9:53 AM

You and 5 other Wasilla parents are wondering too!

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin has a serpent's heart said...



I wonder who Willow's baby daddy is.

9:53 AM

You and 5 other Wasilla parents are wondering too!

Anonymous said...

None of the Palins have twitters except Sarah.

Anonymous said...

Amy -

Your WORST nightmare? Honey, please gain perspective.

And Jesse, Sarah is the only Palin with a twitter account.

Anonymous said...

No trolls? Are you screening or are they just stunned?

mark r. said...

congratulations to the young couple

LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn said...

When all else fails, deflect, deflect, deflect. Wonder how "engaged" Willow would be if The Wig That Roared wasn't fixated on the implications in the Sullivan article?

Anonymous said...

God help Piper!

Anonymous said...

The Palins are 0 for 3 with their older children.

Sure, adolescents do act out and having a teenager get into trouble isn't necessarily an indication that the parents aren't doing their job, BUT this is all three of the older Palin kids.

That indicates the Palins don't monitor their children effectively (if at all). They don't expect them to behavior well. They don't emphasize the importance of education.

Let's review:

Track:
--wild adolescent behavior,
--gets into legal trouble,
--shipped off to the lower 48,
--maybe dropped out of high school, maybe got a GED
--shipped off to army (the armed forces are fine, but it looks like he was forced into it by his mother),
--no higher education,
--no evidence of a career,
--gets girlfriend pregnant.

Bristol:
--we all know what a hot mess Bristol's teenage/very early 20s have been.
--Wild adolescence,
--shipped off to relatives in high school,
--multiple sleep overs with boyfriend
--dropped out of high school to (maybe) get GED
--no higher education,
--multiple pregnancies,
--exploited pregnancy and son for her own monetary benefit
--public 2-time engagement/called off engagement,
--shameless attempt at engaging the public in her most private business, until the public sent her packing

Willow:
--wild adolescent behavior,
--legal troubles,
--changed high schools multiple times
--dropped out of high school to be "home schooled,"
--engaged at 17,
--no higher education in sight.

Way to go Sarah and Todd!

curiouser said...

If you search the @WillowUSA account, it looks like it was previously @Bristol_Palin. I don't know enough about twitter to know if it's possible to edit accounts this way but the content of the account clearly relates to Bristol up until sometime in Dec. or Jan.

Check out Village Voice about @Bristol_Palin mischief in 2011.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/01/bristol_palin_d_1.php

2emptynest said...

Can't SarahPAC invest in a bulk purchase of condoms for the Palin clan?

Anonymous said...

Willow went to hollywood for the sole purpose of tricking a hollywood D-lister into getting her pregnant and forcing him to marry her

Anonymous said...

Just read through that twitter acct, back through the summer. I think it is either a shared site between Bristol and Willow or it is Bristol's site. If you read through it before it is taken down you will see what I mean. And there are lots of photos of Tripp and friends. I think that it may be Bristol that is engaged.

JadeZ said...

a family of trash.
the oldest daughter sees the mother gain fame from lying and faking a birth so she insists on getting pregnant to use the kid for cash.
the younger sister sees the older ho sister using her kids! for cash so rushes to get pregnant hoping to use the kid for cash too.

Anonymous said...

"Sarah is the only Palin with a twitter account."

I guess it's the same person who keeps posting this statement across the blogs.

Hey, you -- provide the source for this information or shut up.

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull...

The pit bull is a mother to her pups.

Marz said...

I'm a military wife, and I've known (sadly) quite a few young ladies who get married before they're 18 without a bun in the oven. Honestly, I wouldn't rule it out as either a shotgun wedding, publicity stunt, or an escape... but I really would like to think the best. And I would love to see Willow get out of that Palin shadow. Not for a tell-all book (although I will admit if she wrote one, I'd buy it), but just because I can only imagine what it must have been like to grow up under that roof. I hope she finds happiness in her new life.

Anonymous said...

Well, congratulations are in order. But has the engagement been given Todd and Sarah's blessing?

I remember when abstinence spokeswoman Bristol said back when to Greta, I believe, that she would suggest to all girls to wait to get married and sort out their lives first. Maybe she was just referring to unwed teen moms, but it seemed she was giving her words of wisdom towards young girls thinking of educating themselves and buying themselves homes 10 years down the road and such before thinking of getting pregnant.

Very strange for a 17 year-old to jump into marriage. Very.

Kelly Robinson said...

Is it too soon to speculate about names?

Sallow? Ripcord?

Anonymous said...

Poor Piper.

Anonymous said...

G,

How confident are you that the tweet is from a twitter account that is completely under the control of Willow Palin? And that Willow is not just jerking someone's chain?

Anonymous said...

typo in my post: "behavior" should be "behave."

Anonymous said...

I see the speculation that this is not a real Palin account, but whoever it belongs to, it has never before seen family pics. Whoever is writing as Willow is very very close to the family. There are family intimate photos of Trip, Bristol and Willow, a few with Piper and Sarah.

One weird thing though, whoever is writing as Willow is very good at a competitive word game app, is articulate in 144 characters and spells well. How the H*** could that be either Willow or Bristol.

Whoever is writing as Willow got a tattoo in an LA tattoo parlor this summer.

There are numerous references to Bristol's book and Willow responds to these as if she is Bristol.

Anonymous said...

Come on now, it's possible that Willow is getting married so she and her boyfriend can have sex. After all, she made the statement that she supported her sister's (rediscovered) abstinence plan.

It's possible, right?

Nope.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe this - it's all a diversion folks as to idiot Sarah!

Anonymous said...

Anyone know who the unlucky guy is? He needs to have a long talk with Levi about life with the Palins. I hope his mother is in good health and not on Pain pills. He might want to do some DNA testing also, too. Can you imagine the fear in the parents of that young man. Then again, they may be grifters too and think their boy has hit a jackpot!

Anonymous said...

Maybe the whole family got their heads together and concocted a scheme to get that reality tv series at any cost. Maybe they asked Willow to fake an engagement and are baiting the producers out there to pick them as the fertile young frontier Alaskan girls.

If Todd and Sarah don't get their way, they call on the kids to bring that attention addiction to fruition by using Willow?

sjk from the belly of the plane said...

spread 'em willer! ooops. she already did.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Willard got her very own engagement fetus.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Willard got her very own engagement fetus.

Gramiam said...

ENGAGED? In what?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

It aint my baby!

I wore two condoms.

9:29 AM

Well don't look at me!

Willow told me that she is infertile or did she say fertile...

I don't remember but hey I pulled out in time!

Willow is not sticking me with another Palin bastard!

I don't want Satan for a mother-in-law.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she will name the baby after herself?

"Willblow"?

Anonymous said...

Wow, Granny LuLu will be at, what, 5 grandchildren? And she's not even 50? At this rate, she'll be a great-grandmother before the age of 65. And a great-great grandmother before she's 80.

Anonymous said...

The only not before seen photo is the one in the Ave Venice in LA. THAT is one the store's facebook page.

All the other pictures are either from Bristol Palin's public page or random public shots from gossip sites.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Wallow will be like her aunt Molly, get married young and by the time you are 45 have 4 marriages racked up, classy family values.

Anonymous said...

I believe this is the old fake Bristol account as well.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:11, I have only posted that here. Bristol addressed fake twitter accounts specifically on her public page, as well as fake facebook accounts for herself and Willow.

Just read the old tweets to see the fakeness.

angela said...

I don't believe the post is from the poor Palin girl. But if it is, its kind of sad. What must your life be like if all you can think to do at seventeen is get married?

Sarah & Todd Palin's children could have the best educations in the world. They could travel the world.
They could expand their world and do what struggling Americans only dream for their children.

Instead--they seek out reality shows, no educations and early romances that are doomed to fail. In the end they all end up living around the dead lake being controlled by Sarah and her money.

I hope the post is a fake because as troubled as Palin's children seem its still not fair that the minor children are being raised by a sociopath.

Anonymous said...

I think its alot more likely that shes playing a joke to see how many news places/blogs will buy it and start talking about it. Don't be so gullible, she's probably rolling in laughter at how "obsessed" everyone is with them
--------------------------------

@10:22 AM

It's the Palins who are obsessed.

Anonymous said...

My guess for the name

isa girl, named Shailey

Anonymous said...

One word: CONDOM

Anonymous said...

@10:44 AM

"Amy -

Your WORST nightmare? Honey, please gain perspective."

A parent should "gain perspective" because they worry about their kids becoming uneducated teenaged sluts, like the Palin kids?

"And Jesse, Sarah is the only Palin with a twitter account."

Liar.

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

Hey Willow! You had a few typos in your tweet and you left out a line.

"Major fb $tatu$ change: I'm knocked up! Ju$t like my $i$ter was at my age!"

There, I fixed it for ya Willow.

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone brought home a souvenir from LA LA land, and I'm not talking about an Oscar gift bag.

Anonymous said...

She's in her minority, and I guess some would call her immoral.

Anonymous said...

This is FAKE.

Proof?

No spread in their favorite magazine.

Anonymous said...

Engaged at 17?? Unbelievable. I feel sorry for these girls. I know some of you do not feel sorry for Bristol anymore, but I do. Look at their parenting and the saddest thing is that they don't know any better it seems. They have been seen defending Sarah. It is too bad they aren't bright enough to realize they need serious psychotherapy. Maybe when they are older and have had more failed relationships because they are kind of doomed that way I am sad to say.
I am sure the trolls will attack and I could care less. There is a lot written/researched about children of narcissistic parents and Sarah is clearly a narcissist with a severe personality disorder.
I don't know about Todd other than he obviously has zero respect for women and that says a lot.

Unbelievable. Will the media cover this? Will Sarah speak out.

Anyone hear that Track's "Wife" is back with her parents? What is with that and the baby.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe this. I don't trust the Palins an inch. This could be Sarah deflecting from her drunken tweet!

Anonymous said...

English tabloid headline-


B-Lo Expecting Bouncing Baby?

http://media.photobucket.com/image/baby%20beefalo/cowgirlprincess08/Bayou%20Wildlife%20Park/babybeefalo.jpg?o=1

Anonymous said...

Maybe this is just a cover up for another one of Bristol's babies.
How many babies does Bristol have again?

lilly lily said...

I think it is a fake twitter account. Read the Village Voice about these fake accounts. Two were made the same day.

I remember a fake Levi Johnston account way back when.

I can't believe I've followed this soap opera since 2008. But I don't watch T.V... so I feel entitled to a little soapy trash reading.

WHATEVER!!! as the kids would say. It is sooooo like ickky.

An Engagement OMG!!!! like who would guess Willow would get, like, engaged!!!! Gross!!!!

Anonymous said...

Notice that she says a "major facebook staus change" and not a personal change. It is like talking about yourself in the 3rd person - only weirder.

Anonymous said...

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/updates/4228?ref=fpa

"Newt: Palin Will 'Play A Major Role' In My Administration

In an interview with Wolf Blitzer that will air today at 5:25 pm E.T. on CNN, Newt Gingrich said he will ask Sarah Palin “to play a major role” in his administration if elected President."

Anonymous said...

I won't believe this until there is a story of Willow's engagement in In Touch Magazine (snark).

Anonymous said...

Something feels off to me about this. If it's a real account of Willow's, I'm going to lay my bet on the idea that she's messing with people.

GinaM said...

12:08PM.....

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING!

"Baby beefalo".....LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Following in the family tradition, so sad... I hope the media pays no more attention to any of the Palins.

CoalmostNative

Jobu said...

Shit! Just what the world needs. Another fucked up Pain. If there really were a god, these dumb bitches wouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh Sarah Palin and the fruit of her loins... and the fruit of her loins' loins.

Go forth and multiply.

ManxMamma said...

This makes me so sad. Those kids never had a chance at a normal, happy life.

Anonymous said...

That might be a fake twitter account. Of course, that doesn't mean that Willow's not preggers. She does follow in her big sis' footsteps.

Anonymous said...

What a mother-lovin' soap opera up there in Wasilly!

D'ya think Sarah will tweet about this today?

Hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

This is Brooklyn, avacado, or what ever name she is using today, this is her work.
Fake, Fake, Fake.

Anonymous said...

Probably it's Bristol who is engaged, but we all went for the bait before thinking it through.

Irishgirl said...

Forget about Willow. That looks like a fake account. It has already been used for tweets purportedly from Bristol that have been proven to be false.

This is the stuff we need to concentrate on.

Gingrich and Palin

"He rewards her support in South Carolina by promising a "major role" in his administration. It's on in South Carolina, as Laura Ingraham calls for Perry to drop out."

http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/01/gingrich-and-palin.html

Anonymous said...

OT but I was just thinking, Sarah had better suck up to Britta BIG TIME.

What goes around comes around and Sarah and Bristol taught Britta how it's done! What if Britta keeps her and Track's baby away from the Palin's the same way they keep Tripp from the Johnstons?

Boy that karma can be a bitch! Huh?

FEDUP!!! said...

Definitely knocked-up. Why else would a 17y/o get engaged?

Anonymous said...

What happened to the baby Bristol had after dwts

Anonymous said...

check out the wonky eye on bristol in this picture, guess that runs in the family


http://www.eonline.com/news/willow_palin_lashes_out_facebook/212886

PalinsHoax said...

Hey Ol' $carah, can you tell us again how you gave birth to Trig? Didn't you have your tubes tied and singed after you gave birth to Piper?

So tell us again how you gave birth to Trig?

Anonymous said...

Deflection meant to divert attention from the fact that people are going to see Willow running around with "Bristol's godchild," i.e., Bristol's niece, i.e. the kid Willow had a while back after her "pregnancy scare" (widely reported in the tabs) fall of 2010.

deebee said...

Another graduate from Wathilla thigh thcool!
Tharah yuur tho cool!
Very few sales of Suzanne Somer's "Thighmasters" in Wasilla. They use hockey players instead. Now we know the meaning of "Hockey Mom".

Anonymous said...

Is one of the Massey brothers the father ??

Anonymous said...

Let's try to reverse engineer this.

Willow has been engaged for about a week.

That means her period is about 5 weeks late.

So if she get married on VD Day (that's Valentines Day) her 6 month premie bastard should be born around August?

Anonymous said...

1) I guess Sarah didn't talk Willow into adopting her baby or

2) Sarah is not about to fake another wild ride.

Don the Bluesman said...

This is from sarah, throwing another kid under the bus because she tweeted tweaked. Wallow isn't engaged and they will use this as proof someone hacked their twitter.

Anonymous said...

Yep, yep, yep. And Piper's next.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know for sure that Twitter account is real? I would think not, based on her banter about Obama and the election and voting. I do not believe the Palin kids know anything or care about politics. And Words with Friends - she just doesn't seem like the kind of kid who sits around playing puzzles. Just sayin'

Bristol's Real Chin said...

"When she's 18 and she's chosen a publicity lifestyle, then Willow's uterus will be fair game. For now, I prefer to ignore her."

Very noble. It's a shame how people are working so hard to get at Willow's private life... oh, wait, she tweeted it herself (if it's true). That seems to me like choosing a "publicity" lifestyle, whatever that means.

Anonymous said...

The Fairy Tale Troll and friends have not infested this thread. That makes me think the twitter account is fake. Looks like a deliberate attempt to divert comments to pointless invective.

Anonymous said...

Whose fault is it that Willow is pregnant?

Is it the Alaska school system for kicking Willow out of school and into the streets where she did not have any parental guidance?

Sally Heath's fault for creating the family tradition of getting pregnant before marriage.

Or is it Bristol's fault for not being responsible enough to lock up her canvas tent?

Anonymous said...

Which one is a Palin?

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/assets/swf/1/embryo/embryo.swf

mlaiuppa said...

Well, isn't that how it usually goes in the Palin Family? Older brother, Mom, Grandma. Isn't it tradition to get pregnant and then force the marriage?

Seven months until she's 18. Wonder if they'll fudge the birthdate on this one too just so she'll be 18 when the baby is born.

Will there be a quickie ceremony now with a big one later (like after she gets her figure back) or will Willow be hidden away for the next 8 months until after she's slimmed down after the delivery. And she and her new hubby will announce the "adoption" of a baby right after the reception?

Anonymous said...

So is there going to be a Reality Show titled, My Shotgun Wedding?

mlaiuppa said...

Willow or Bristol, whoever, thinks they they're a Kardashian and they're going to cash in on their 'wedding' just like Kim.

Anonymous said...

@9:14 Get right back into that office pool and go for the Piper bet. Whaddya think? 13 or 13 1/5? Come on Piper, you're next.
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm just one of those jealous h8erz. Who wouldn't want to be 17 and engaged in Alaska?

Anonymous said...

There won't be a wedding unless there is a reality show attached.

Seems the palins are sending up a lot of trial balloons lately. Gravy Train slowing down Sarah?

Desperate times _ desperate measures.

Anonymous said...

I think Bristol is the one they call Beefalo. Willow would be Weebalo - a cross between a Weeble and buffalo.

Weebalos wobble but they don't fall down, (but apparently can get knocked up).

Anonymous said...

Is this the guy from Wasilla that she was hanging around with in LA? Sounds like a real "catch" - LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Given the Palin’s $$, why in the world wasn’t Willow’s sen out of state to school as a boarder? Willow would have received a fine education and her privacy would have been assured. This breaks my heart — One more child in that family is marginalized and unable to reach their potential.
Sarah and Todd Palin need counseling to figure out why their parenting skills are so poor.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin, the Lipstick Wearing Pig, has her 3 Little Pigs breeding piglets of their own.

How many pigs and pigglets are laying around that Palin pork breeding farm is not known?

The problem is nobody knows for sure how many piglets the pot belly hog they call Bristol gave birth to.

The Alaska Agriculture Dept really should investigate the Palin pig farm to see if Sarah, Tawd and all her piggies are invested with Mad Pig Disease!

Disease Symptoms:

Wonky Eyes

Bad grooming / dirty hair

Walks around sticking their tongue out.

Retarded and unmanageable

Out of control breeding

No self control

Gets pregnant can't keep a mate

Numerous breeding / sex partners

Anonymous said...

Maybe Newt Gingrich can be the godfather?

Anonymous said...

Oops, I used the wrong word "invested"! Hey I never said I grew up loving cows and I'm not Sarah's high school bud and I admit I'm not qualified to head any departments in Alaska.

Anom 3:55 PM

"...The Alaska Agriculture Dept really should investigate the Palin pig farm to see if Sarah, Tawd and all her piggies are invested with Mad Pig Disease!..."

Anonymous said...

Working in a city school, I see this kind of thing all too often.

Generation after generation continue the tradition of teen pregnancy and dropping out of school. The parents are too immature to properly raise their children and the teens grow up thinking that having a baby while still a child themselves is what's supposed to happen. They see all the attention that having a baby gets and they view the baby as a source of unconditional love, almost like a really cool toy they can play with. Of course, they are ignorant about how hard it is to raise a child and how demanding a baby can be. Unfortunately, this also perpetuates lives lived in poverty, where a lack of education prevents them from being able to support themselves.

Regardless of whether or not this particular engagement is true, or whether Willow is pregnant, there are now three generations of Heath/Palins with teen pregnancies and marriages (usually in that order). It is particularly disheartening in the case of Sarah's children because her wealth offers her children opportunities for education, travel and life experiences that most teens could never dream of. So what do the kids do? They quit school before getting even a high school diploma, get pregnant or married before they've had a chance to experience any kind of life away from Wasilla and condemn themselves to lives of struggle and dependence on Mama Grizzly's ill-gotten and rapidly dwindling fortune.

Such a waste.

telah said...

The twitter account looks to be one that Willow took over in the fall while Bristol was filming her reality show. It doesn't seem like a fake. A lot of back and forth on Sarah's will-she-won't-she tease, some politics, but only the Republican primary process. Also a reference to her ticket for having a busted headlight. I think it's legit.

Allison said...

Anonymous@9:17am said...

Like Grandmother
Like Mom
Like Sister

forgot some -
Like sister-in-law
Like Aunt
Like cousin

Allison
thepalinplace.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Engaged?!? At 17! Seriously, why?
Chalk-up another one under the FAIL column for the grifter!

Anonymous said...

That twitter account owner is a terrific "Words with Friends" player. If it's Willow Palin's account, her schooling does not seem deficient.

Anonymous said...

First off....my daughter gave birth at 16. I understand why and accept my part. That being said, my granddaughter is the love of my life.

My daughter completed high school early, went to college and worked full-time. All of this while raising her daughter, oh by the way she did marry the father.

She makes the Palin girls look like trailer trash losers and I have absolutely zero respect for any of them.

Sarah Vs. Sarah said...

Obviously Willow knows how "Super Fun" it is being married-

Especially Teenage Marriage!

And under 18 is almost a Certainty that they will be wed for many, many years...until Death do they part...

right, Willow?

Everybody KNOWS that the Younger you are the BETTER your chances at a long, happy marriage...

duh!

And, it's like, SO much better than living with your Parents!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Golf clap...

Well. Done. Sarah n Todd.

Well. Done.


sheeezuz krist...

Anonymous said...

6 - 9 mos of free pub for the Paylins! Whatelse can you do when you make your living grifting???

Not sure what they will do during the dry spell till Piper reaches puberty....oh, stupid me! WIllow and Bristol still have decades of reproducing ahead of them. :)

Sarah Vs. Sarah said...

But, but, she "can't" be pregnant,

'cuz "abstinence education works!"

right Sally?

right Sarah?

right Bristol?

right Britta?

right Willow?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So very glad "Governor" Palin used her power in office to promote such "useful" information...
(she forced an ABSTINENCE ONLY EDUCATION policy in the Alaskan schools; subsequently, the rates of teenage pregnancy and teenage STDs are HORRENDOUS.)

Thanks, Governor Dipshit!

Anonymous said...

If this is true I am not surprised.
We need to wait and see.

Anonymous said...

Annon 2:37 - Six points for your good counter....but it is still just BS. The trolls are everywhere, its just that the comments have been toned down.

Is this because even the trolls know the truth?

Anonymous said...

Oh, myg....give Sally HEath a break. It takes two to tango and it takes two to get pregnant. If you are going to blame the grandparents for the grandchildren's behavior, please be realistic and include them both just as you would include both parents....

GinaM said...

Ya'll I think we've been had! Not ONE troll comment in defense of Wallow! Uh uh...something STINKS!!

UNLESS....Gryphen kicked the trolls to the curb!

Sarah Vs. Sarah said...

http://yfrog.com/user/WillowUSA/profile
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

such a demure flower...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was blown - not busted, shit4brains. RT @TMZ: Willow Palin -- Ticketed in Alaska ... Too Crazy in the Headlights tmz.com/2012/01/06/willow....

Anonymous said...

Is it Andy? That's who she was dating last as far as I heard.

Anonymous said...

5:37 p.m. my hat is off to you and I applaud your daughter’s ability to make the best of the best out of very trying circumstances. You are no doubt a wonderful grandma and mother!

Anonymous said...

Actually, 9:23- her parenting skills are "adorable" doncha know.

Anonymous said...

High scores on WWF means nothing. There are so many cheat apps for that game it isn't funny and people cheat all the time.

omomma said...

Engaged. "Engaged in what" comes to mind first.

Anonymous said...

Don't know if it's been mentioned, but all the rage around that age is being 'engaged' to your bff on Facebook. (So she coulda been joking and also helping mom dearest position herself to play victim again after a post like this.)

Game of Life said...

I heard that screwing is ak number one sport.

While I was watching "Wipe Out" a native young woman was asked what she would do if she won the money. She said she would move from ak because all they do in ak is screw.

Looks like akans screws each other while the government screws its citizens.

Damn, that's a lot of screwing.

Anonymous said...

apparently the only thing girls in AK have to do is...screw.

rephrase that: the only thing boys in AK have to do is screw young girls.

KatieAnnieOakley said...

@5:28PM

Words With Friends will let the players throw just about any word and make it stick. If it's not a real word, it will decline that play. It uses a pretty complex dictionary to word-check... so a lot of exotic words "work".

KAO

Anonymous said...

Worse, wasn't Willow being 'home schooled'?
Which is code for HS drop out all too often in the US.

FU Butterblade. And like hell. Do you have any clue how many parents homeschool their exceptionally and profoundly gifted kids because our public school system is incapable of accommodating any but average students?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

apparently the only thing girls in AK have to do is...screw.

rephrase that: the only thing boys in AK have to do is screw young girls.

7:03 PM

rephrase that: the only thing boys in AK have to do is screw Sarah Palin's skanky daughters and buy them wine coolers.

Anonymous said...

6:24 "High scores on WWF means nothing.There are so many cheat apps for that game "

Yes there are. I have a niece who is about as bright as a Palin who does well on WWF. I'm not sure what the point of playing is at that point but maybe cheating is enough of a challenge and helps with self-esteem.

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