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Is Newt playing "I got your nose" with an eighty year old?
Is he shopping for a new wife by seeing how long she can remain conscious when both her nose and mouth are plugged?
Or perhaps he is just tired of "politics as usual" and thought he would shake things up a little. "Vote for me or I will tear the nose from your face!"
I just don't know, but I DO know that this cries out of a caption contest.
Have fun.
I Disrespect Women
ReplyDeleteThis turd has such audacity. He so arrogantly feels entitled to lead the free world just because he wants it.
ReplyDeleteI read a small piece about how as a new college professor, he kept applying for leadership positions within the University, over tenured professors with decades of publications and research under their belts - but he didn't see anything wrong with thinking he should run things over them as a fresh fish.
With his record as a bloviating, callous, condescending hypocrite, he makes a perfect Republican, but an insult as a servant to the people.
Except for the adultery, Mitt is no better. None of the above SC!
The media needs to call out Sarah Palin on her endorsement of Gingrich (in SC - is her endorsement going to be out for bid for every state?).
ReplyDeleteShe said if Herman Cain's alledged affair of 13 years was true, then chalk it up to boys will be boys, but not fit to rule our country. So why would a Cain affair prevent him from ruling our country - but Gingrich's affairs do not disqualify him and are blamed on the media?
"See I don't stink so bad now"
ReplyDelete'i know I smell like a pus bucket. Here, let me help you keep out the smell.
ReplyDeleteAND
"This is what I have to do when I'm in the room with Sarah Palin. The odor is worse than her hair. "
That nasty photo says a lot and none of it good about Newt's attitude towards women.
ReplyDeleteYes, I have to hold your nose so you won't ask me about any wives I may have had once, long ago, when I was serving this country.
ReplyDeleteThere, now you can't smell my breath.
ReplyDelete"Hey Granny America, vote for me and I'll lead you by the tip of the nose !"
ReplyDeleteDoes it work in English ? In French, "leading someone by the tip of the nose" indicates both artful deception and a sense of total powerlessness - of an otherwise mighty victim.
It's a reference to cattle having a ring fitted in its nose, through which a rope can be passed ; however mighty the beast, it has no option but to go where the rope ever so lightly pulls it.
gingrich is gross, he's been with soooo many women, i don't understand why anyone would want to be with so many people. ewww
ReplyDelete"See? This is how you do it. Just hold your nose and pull the vote for Newt."
ReplyDeletewhat is he doing? so weird
ReplyDeleteThis side angle photo reveals his bulk. Do you think Newt weights 300 pounds?
ReplyDeleteNewt: "Do I smell like a RAT now?"
ReplyDeleteI think we should refer to Newt and Callista as Newt and Callista Sandwich in the future.
ReplyDeleteNewtie's response to this woman:
ReplyDeleteStop! Stop calling me "Liar, Liar Pants on Fire; nose is long as a telephone wire"! Just STOP it!!
"You don't need this. We'll just take it to help pay for your Medicare!"
ReplyDelete"Either I cut your social security and medicare, or I cut off your nose? It's your choice, choose wisely."
ReplyDelete"Guards, take her away."
Is Newt playing "I got your nose" with an eighty year old?
ReplyDelete80 YEAR OLD WOMAN?
I thought that was Sarah Palin without her makeup and wig on!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU SURE?
Kinda O/T:
ReplyDeleteNewt Gingrich committed a felony in promising Palin a position in his administration in exchange for support for his candidacy:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/01/18/1056110/-Newt-Gingrich-Promises-Palin-a-Presidential-Appointment-and-Commits-a-Felony
Shaddap!!!Or I'll grab you where I grabbed your old man.
ReplyDelete"I can't wait to strip away your medicare granny!"
ReplyDeleteit is "lead by the nose" in English - we don't include "the tip of" in the conventional phrase - thanks for explaining the agricultural origin of this metaphor
ReplyDeleteShe said if Herman Cain's alledged affair of 13 years was true, then chalk it up to boys will be boys, but not fit to rule our country. So why would a Cain affair prevent him from ruling our country - but Gingrich's affairs do not disqualify him and are blamed on the media?
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I think we all have lied at one time or another to get a job but Sarah Palin has taken this to a whole new level!
She must really want to be picked as Newt's VP as shown by the way she is stepping all over women like that... and on the internet!
4 years ago Sarah Palin pandered to women as if she was one of them and then she wore every type of cross of every religion to pander to Christians...
This year Sarah Palin is condoning cheating husbands and breaking every Christian family value in the Bible just to keep her mug on tv and to be able to get her own Secret Service detail working under Newt.
Deja vu?
Sarah Palin is quitting on women, religion and family values for a job, fame and money.
Isn't that what Sarah Palin did to Alaska?
Sarah Palin quit on Alaskans?
Sarah Palin quit her Alaska job halfway through for a job on FOX, for fame and for money and claimed it was for the good of WHO again?
"Yes, I am a cheating scumbag. But I'm not lettin' go of your nose 'til you let go of my nuts."
ReplyDeleteCallista loves this technique when we indulge in our auto-exotica fantasies.
ReplyDeleteThat's Sarah Palin's and Newt's new Death Panel test!
ReplyDeleteIf that 90 year old woman can still breath after holding her nose after 5minutes, then it means she can still work!
"Okay Mama Gingrich, ya can go and scub my toilets after church for your Social Security check... you passed our test! No work... No Social Security check... GOT IT?"
-Newt
Yes, I'd say close to 300 lbs.
ReplyDeleteI know, I know, people who have gained weight often aren't able to help themselves. I'm in the same boat sometimes.
But to ask us to vote for a 68-year-old whose obesity could lead to a heart attack, diabetes, a stroke would be foolhardy. Same with Chris Christie, who I think has Newtie beat in their weight class.
And it displays Gingrich's lack of discipline. I don't think we've had a hugely overweight President since Taft, and that was more than 100 years ago, in the era of twelve-course lunches.
On that basis alone, he should never be considered for higher office.
Sarah Palin Death Panel
ReplyDelete"Not able to work? Don't worry... it'll be over in a couple of minutes".
NO WORK... NO MEDICARE... NO GRANDMA!
Newt cancelled a campaign event today due to poor attendance! Only a dozen people showed up. (How did he know there was going to be poor attendance until he arrived - did he really cancelled at the last minute disappointing his small audience of devoted followers?)
ReplyDeleteI bet everyone is going to the Colbert/Cain rally today. Probably that rally won't be getting much media coverage from the mainstream media.
Captain:
ReplyDeleteStop smelling me; it's NOT your daughter's perfume
Something about the white coat doesn't seem right. I think it is photoshopped.
ReplyDelete"I told you, Callista, no more magic injections until we pay down Tiffany's!"
ReplyDeleteW. Tortoise
Gryph, I think you meant:
ReplyDelete"Newt Gingrich has HIS way with women"
...you're welcome.
5:03 AM Said:
ReplyDelete"gingrich is gross, he's been with soooo many women, i don't understand why anyone would want to be with so many people. ewww"
You've got it backwards! HOW on earth could ANY woman want to be with that stubby, pompous, little toad?! EWWW!!!
What a condescending gesture! Newt ain't that much younger than the elderly woman. Wonder how he'd like it if I tweaked his nose?
ReplyDeleteOn MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Stephen Colbert lampooned Newt Gingrich’s temper tantrum at the Republican debate over a question about open marriage.
ReplyDeleteHere’s the video:
http://www.politicususa.com/en/stephen-colbert-open-marriage
Do you feel lucky today Granny? Take what you just said back!
ReplyDeleteYeah Sarah, watch him 'soar'...LOL!
ReplyDeleteNewt Gingrich Cancels Event Due To Poor Attendance
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/20/newt-gingrich-
south-carolina-primary-2012_n_1218754.html?ref=politics
Yes, yes he does and his former wife tells you the sordid details:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/01/20/marianne-gingrich-interview-casts-doubts-on-newt-s-new-image.html
"Herman Cain taught me this little trick for pushing a woman's head down."
ReplyDeleteHealth Care...oh I got your Health Care right here.
ReplyDelete“Newt Gingrich is the kind of man,” said Hughley, “who will lie when the truth will do.” He then circled back to Gingrich’s characterization of questions about his affair and marriage as “despicable:”
ReplyDelete'When a man would leave a woman — the mother of his children — when she is struggling with a life-threatening disease, then he has forfeited the right forever to say the word “despicable.”'
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/d-l-hughley-tears-into-gingrich-having-left-a-sick-wife-hes-forfeited-right-to-use-the-word-despicable/
Oh this is sublime! Jon outdoes himself with snark and mockery this time!
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Jon Stewart Mocks Newt Gingrich 'Open Marriage' Accusation (VIDEO)
But on to the good stuff: Gingrich's ex claims that before divorcing her (after she developed Multiple Sclerosis) he asked her to be in an "open marriage" because he didn't like her wanting him "all to herself." The idea almost made Stewart sick:
"First wife, cancer, second wife, multiple sclerosis? Can Newt Gingrich be reclassified as a pollutant?"
In part two, Stewart turns to John Oliver to discuss how Gingrich's "champion of traditional marriage" persona doesn't quite makes sense considering that his marital values are constantly being called into question. But, as Oliver points out, to guys like Gingrich, "traditional" marriage essentially means "Powerful men doing whatever the f*ck they want whenever the f*ck they want to."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/20/jon-stewart-mocks-newt-gingrich-open-marriage_n_1218582.html
Honk if you love child labor.
ReplyDeleteColbert is having a blast, now isn't he?
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Stephen Colbert Visits Morning Joe: Gingrich Was Gentleman Enough To Ask Permission To Cheat
Here’s the thing that I don’t think Newt Gingrich gets credit for. Ok, a lot of politicians screw around on their wives, but he was enough of a gentleman to ask permission first. Ok? That’s a Southern gentleman.That’s what Robert E. Lee would have done.
When asked whether he thinks Mitt Romney is “skilled” enough to beat Barack Obama, Colbert responded that he didn’t know, adding that a recent poll shows voters might prefer another candidate altogether:
I think Mitt Romney is probably a very good guy. But a recent poll put out by Marist and paid for by the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC has found that 41 percent of South Carolinians are not satisfied with their choices. You know, don’t think that’s good news. I don’t think that’s good news for anybody but Herman Cain. [...] I have the highest favorability rating of any of the Republican candidates, even though I’m not one. Nationally, not just out here. Nationally I have the highest favorability ratings, Joe.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/stephen-colbert-visits-morning-joe-gingrich-was-gentleman-enough-to-ask-permission-to-cheat/
"My wives and mistresses loved this...and so should you."
ReplyDeleteActually, I think that is his new 'ho' and he is threatening her to keep her mouth shut until after the election... or maybe it is the grandmother of the new one.
ReplyDeleteWhat I think happened is that Newty laid one as he passed the little old lady and was just being a gentleman. He looks like he consumes many foods that cause flatulence. He's so gross.
ReplyDelete"Mr. Gingrich, I'd like to ask you about health care. You see I have a chronic sinus condition that is very serious and my insurance company is costing me more than what my medicade/medicare covers and my SS is only a few hundred a month. If I vote for you, how can you help seniors get quality medical care that they can afford?"
ReplyDelete"Aww honey, just grab your nose and blow, will clear you sinus's right out. No doctor needed. Now didn't I just save you a bunch of money? Thank you for you vote"
So many elderly people who were Eisenhower Republicans think these asshats are the same thing, and are still willing to be led around by the nose.
ReplyDeleteWake up, Grandma. They want your SS and Medicare. They want your vote. Then they want you to die.
This is what you have to do so you can vote for me.
ReplyDelete"Let me get that for you, Ma'am. This hand has been in worse places."
ReplyDeleteWhat Gingrich’s Open Marriage Debate Hissy Fit Says About GOP Family Values
ReplyDeleteI’m not going to mince words. “Open marriage” amounts to claiming commitment to one person, while dogging around with one or more others. In religious circles, dogging around with other people is called adultery. So let’s get passed the euphemisms. Newt Gingrich expected his previous wife to condone adultery. She wouldn’t do it, so Newt moved on to Callista.
http://www.politicususa.com/en/gingrich-open-marriage-hissy
A FELONY????
ReplyDeleteNewt Gingrich Promises Palin a Presidential Appointment and Commits a Felony
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/01/18/1056110/-Newt-Gingrich-Promises-Palin-a-Presidential-Appointment-and-Commits-a-Felony
"Hmmm this should fit...Hey Calista...what about this nose? Call up Gov Baldy and have her reconvene her Death Panel..tell her I have a really old one for her this time."
ReplyDeleteI guess serial adulterers have to stick together.
ReplyDeleteHerman Cain comes to Newt Gingrich's rescue
Herman Cain came to Newt Gingrich’s defense Friday morning, saying CNN’s decision to ask the candidate about his ex-wife in Thursday night’s debate was “the same crap that they pulled on me.”
“I loved Newt Gingrich’s response because that’s the same crap that they pulled on me, and that’s what’s wrong with politics. This is what’s turning the American people off,” Cain said on Fox News. “What does something that happened 20 years ago relative to an ex-wife have to do with fixing America’s problems today? Nothing.”
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/01/20/1055281/-Herman-Cain-comes-to-Newt-Gingrichsrescue?via=blog_1
Eeeww! I can not imagine being touched by this repulsive excuse for a man. Look at the gut on him. He obviously has no control over his sexual urges OR his appetite. Maybe he has decided to approach women in his own age group for a change?
ReplyDeleteSay "open marriage" again, and I'll close your air passages.
ReplyDeleteYou could not pay enough money for me to let Newt Gingrich close enough to touch me. A man that twice trades for a younger wife with prolonged periods of infidelity is quite likely to have some sexually transmitted disease. Newt would have to show me a RECENT (like yesterday) clean bill of health to be less than 10 feet from me.
ReplyDeleteColbert Compares Romney To A Statue
ReplyDeleteAt a rally with Herman Cain Friday, Stephen Colbert said: “The only difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney is that a statue never changes its position.”
I don't have a caption to add, but my favorite of the ones suggested is:
ReplyDelete"honk if you love child labor." Brilliant!
~physicsmom
What a weird thing to do to a woman in the crowd. He is one creepy guy in so many ways. He'll NEVER be President of the United States of America. He would never be able to beat President Obama!
ReplyDeleteTom Joad @ 4:24-
ReplyDeleteWe have a winner!!
Succinct, funny, apropos!
Catholic Leaders Challenge Gingrich and Santorum on Divisive Rhetoric Around Race and Poverty
ReplyDeleteMore than 40 national Catholic leaders and prominent theologians at universities across the country released a strongly worded open letter today urging “our fellow Catholics Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum to stop perpetuating ugly racial stereotypes on the campaign trail.”
In the lead up to Saturday’s primary in South Carolina, Newt Gingrich has frequently blasted President Obama as a “food stamp president” and implied that some African Americans are more content to collect welfare benefits than work. Rick Santorum attracted scrutiny for telling Iowa voters he doesn’t want “to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money.”
The open letter reminds the two presidential candidates, vying for Christian conservative voters, that U.S. Catholic bishops have called racism an “intrinsic evil” and consistently defend vital government programs such as food stamps and unemployment benefits that help struggling Americans.
The full text of the statement and signatories follow.
An Open Letter to Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum
As Catholic leaders who recognize that the moral scandals of racism and poverty remain a blemish on the American soul, we challenge our fellow Catholics Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum to stop perpetuating ugly racial stereotypes on the campaign trail. Mr. Gingrich has frequently attacked President Obama as a “food stamp president” and claimed that African Americans are content to collect welfare benefits rather than pursue employment. Campaigning in Iowa, Mr. Santorum remarked: “I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money.” Labeling our nation’s first African-American president with a title that evokes the past myth of “welfare queens” and inflaming other racist caricatures is irresponsible, immoral and unworthy of political leaders.
Some presidential candidates now courting “values voters” seem to have forgotten that defending human life and dignity does not stop with protecting the unborn. We remind Mr. Gingrich and Mr. Santorum that Catholic bishops describe racism as an “intrinsic evil” and consistently defend vital government programs such as food stamps and unemployment benefits that help struggling Americans. At a time when nearly 1 in 6 Americans live in poverty, charities and the free market alone can’t address the urgent needs of our most vulnerable neighbors. And while jobseekers outnumber job openings 4-to-1, suggesting that the unemployed would rather collect benefits than work is misleading and insulting.
As the South Carolina primary approaches, we urge Mr. Gingrich, Mr. Santorum and all presidential candidates to reject the politics of racial division, refrain from offensive rhetoric and unite behind an agenda that promotes racial and economic justice.
http://www.faithinpubliclife.org/newsroom/press/catholic-leaders-challenge-gingrich-and-santorum-on-divisive-rhetoric-around-race-and-poverty/
http://www.politicususa.com/en/gingrich-santorum-racism
Newt: "And then I hold Callista's nose like this, see, so then she has to open her mouth, see, and then I shove her head down, and then - "
ReplyDeleteOld lady tea partier: "Oh, Mr. Newt! You wouldn't have to pinch my nose!!!!!!!!!!!"
Any excuse to abuse is a good excuse.
ReplyDeleteNewt: It's snot what you said it was how you said it.
Elderly woman protests: Aud I said wad "Duck you Dut."
OH PULEEEEZE! Leave it to the Fox spin to condone this asshole's actions.
ReplyDeleteNewt Gingrich's three marriages mean he might make a strong president -- really
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/01/20/newt-gingrichs-three-marriages-mean-might-make-strong-president-really/#ixzz1k3LsUtWe
I got it, he's trying to get free airtime on Dave Letteman, doing "Stupid Human Tricks".
ReplyDeleteWhat could possibly have provoked him to do this to an old lady? Or to anyone for that matter?
The man is sick.
LOL
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
"I told you, Callista, no more magic injections until we pay down Tiffany's!"
Borderline personality, clinical narcissist, megalomaniac, sociopath—however you want to characterize Newt Gingrich, he clearly has difficulty distinguishing his own reality from that of other people.
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