On Hannity show Palin expresses desire for candidate who is "not flip flopping around like a halibut getting ready to be clubbed." Hmm, who could she be describing?

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My very favorite quote from this entire interview comes at the beginning when, after Hannity honors his Fox contract by asking Wig-zilla who she will endorse, she responds with, and I kid you not: "Well I still think my endorsement is probably not worth a hill of beans, nor maybe is my advice." (Hey, that's what I was thinking!)

Then, without taking a breath, she says this: "But my advice to Florida voters would be to ask themselves which candidate is able to recapture that American exceptionalism that we all benefited from under Ronald Reagan."

So essentially she quite correctly warns the audience that her advise is not worth "a hill of beans" right before she starts rapidly vomiting it forth into people's living rooms. Gee and she was so close to having an epiphany too.

After that statement Snowdrift Snooki engages in the typical Ronald Reagan necrophilia by repeating his name in a rapid fashion, while all but rubbing one out on camera. Truly a disgusting display.

Apparently somebody introduced Palin to the ramblings of economist Art Laffer, whose name she starts to rapidly repeat like a Tourrette's patient tweaking from methamphetamine's. (Laffer was most recently in the news as being the only economist in the country willing to support Herman Cain's 9-9-9 plan. Yeah let's all take advice from THAT guy!)



The next serving of word salad focuses on attacking Barack Obama for his socialist policies which she insists he "throws down our throat." (Damn woman, how big IS your throat?)

Hannity then attempts to get a straight answer out of the Grizzled One by pressing her on who she would vote for in Florida. (Hannity refuses to press her too far after her wig rears up and hisses in his direction.)  

"I'm not going to endorse tonight because it's the candidate that has to produce . You know you can have every endorsement in the world that you would ever dream of as a candidate, and it's not going to do you a whole lot of good if you can't produce. Not only in the debates but..ah..according to your experience, again according to what your core foundations are, and according to the proof that you have that uh you're not flip flopping around like a halibut getting ready to be clubbed." (Did you catch that Alaskan flavored  reference there? Okay good.)

Hannity then lead her into talking about Chris Christie's allegation that Newt is an embarrassment to the party. Her response?

"Whose one to throw stones? I, and probably every other GOP, um not high profile, but GOP player I guess, has no doubt embarrassed the party. Including Chris Christie, I'm sure, with HIS actions in the past like taking a state owned helicopter to his kid's ballgame, you know maybe some people thought THAT was kind of embarrassing."

Wow!  That may be just about the most self aware, and descriptive of the Republican party, statement I think I have EVER heard this lunatic accidentally make!

She might want to check that fright wig of hers for a microchip that might be feeding her Democratic talking points, because I could not have described the ridiculous behaviors of today's Republican party any better myself.

Well done Granny!