Palin's wig drags her onto the Neil Cavuto show. It looks like it might be on steroids now.

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This interview was happening as the results were rolling in from Iowa, and Palin was being asked to weigh in on them, and provide "color." (Good thing she had her furry "thinking cap" on.)

Palin blathers on fairly incoherently for seven or more minutes, while the road kill atop her noggin occasionally readjusts its position or pees off the side of her head.

Then after vomiting forth her memorized talking points, Cavuto asks Palin about what she thinks of Ron Paul:


"Here's the dill, the GOP would be so remiss to marginalize Ron Paul and his supporters as we come out of Iowa tonight, and as we move down the road to New Hampshire, and South Carolin, and Florida, etc..


"If we marginalize these supporters who have been touched by Ron Paul, and what he has believed in for all of these years, well then through, either a third party run of Ron Paul's, or the Democrats being able to capture some of those Independents or Libertarians, who have supported what Ron Paul has been talking about. Well then the GOP is going to lose, and then there will be no light at the end of the tunnel."

However this support for Ron Paul is apparently only concerning his economic policies and the Grizzled Mama goes on to slam him for being an isolationist, and wrong on Iran, a few minutes later.

This leads the interview to talk of a third party campaign, which Palin fears would hand the election to President Obama, or the "incumbent," as she likes to refer to him these days. That in fact might be the one intelligent thing that Palin says in this interview.

This is where Cavuto honors his contractual agreement to ask the "Road kill wig lady" if SHE regrets dropping out of the race. (Gotta keep those Palin-bots tuning in.)

Her response in patented Palin word salad:

"No, You know why?  I don't think, at this time of my life (She says this part with the strangest grin you can imagine), that I'm really wired to be one, to be singing the 'pick me, pick me, I'm smarter than you are.' You know 'I'm more equipped than you are. Pick me.' I've never been able to do that. (WTF? She ran for Governor of Alaska with no idea of what she was doing!) And I don't see that evolution having taken place in the last few years for me to be in the position of.."

Cavuto interrupts her and AGAIN asks her if she would be tempted to run as the third party candidate.

This is when Palin simply cannot resist grabbing onto the stripper pole of her's again and thrusting her wrinkled, attention loving political ass into the Fox viewer's faces again.

"What would be tempting Neil, would be only if as the process continues we see a kind of 'namby-pamby,'politically correct solutions that are proposed to the American voters when it comes to what it is that America can do to kind of MANAGE the problems that we have. No we can't MANAGE the problems that we have, we have to stop what the problem causing elements are, and what it is, of course, is government's growth, and our overreach, and our over spending. And if I don't see it, if others don't see candidates passionate about that, and smart enough to be able to propose, and then be able to implement solutions, well then that is when you will see perhaps other people jumping in the race Neil."

So to be clear. Snowdrift Snooki, KNOWS that a third party candidate entering the race would hand an easy victory to Barack Obama. BUT, if nobody is willing to state that they will adopt whatever constitutes the crazy fright wig bedecked moron's version of "proposing, and implementing solutions" then she predicts that SOMEONE (Not her because she said earlier she was not "evolved enough to be wired to sing," whatever that meant.), will jump in and run a doomed campaign.

How much are they paying this idiot for her input by the way?

Whatever it is, clearly most of it goes toward the care and feeding of that Scharz-wig-negger she has bolted to her head. Is it my imagination or is that thing staring to bulk up for the winter?

Nope, not my imagination.

P.S. Not to hijack my own post but it was just announced that Bachmann is dropping out.  And rumor has  it that Perry will follow suit.

It looks like Palin's fear of a "namby-pamby" GOP candidate is almost a dead certainty.