Monday, January 02, 2012

The TLC spokeswoman who dealt with controversies over "Jon & Kate Plus 8" and "All-American Muslim" lists "Sarah Palin's Alaska" her most "sensitive project." Gee, I wonder why?

Courtesy of the New York Times:

Every public relations executive has to manage a crisis from time to time. But in the last few years, Laurie Goldberg has had a career’s worth.

As the top spokeswoman for the cable channel TLC, Ms. Goldberg has handled the spotlight on Sarah Palin’s reality show, the rise and fall of “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” and a legal spat over “Sister Wives,” a show about polygamists, just to name a few. Last month, it was a documentary-style reality show about Muslim families in Michigan, “All-American Muslim,” that suddenly became a press sensation. A man in Florida called for an advertiser boycott, and Lowe’s, the home improvement retailer, listened. By Dec. 12, reporters were calling, cable news producers were scrambling and politicians were fuming. 

“We’ve been fairly prominent in the pop culture,” said Eileen O’Neill, who oversees TLC, “and I don’t think I would have had the confidence to navigate it without Laurie’s skill set.” 

Personally I would have thought that dealing with the backlash directed at the "All-American Muslim" show would have easily qualified as the most sensitive that this woman had been forced to deal with.

But I would have been wrong.


Perhaps Ms. Goldberg’s most sensitive project was Ms. Palin’s reality show, for which she put aside her strong Democratic views. 

She traveled to the Palins’ home in Wasilla repeatedly, dining one night on smoked caribou and salmon that had been hunted and fished by Todd Palin. (They do this just for show. There are plenty of places to get food in Wasilla, that does not have to be hunted by Todd Palin, or Papa Heath.)

She even baby sat the children one rainy day when, in a programming stunt of sorts, Ms. Gosselin went camping with Ms. Palin. In the ensuing episode, Ms. Goldberg can be seen listening to Ms. Gosselin list her grievances about the trip — “I am freezing to the bone. ... I’m hungry.” (In case you forgot that episode, you can see an excerpt here.)

“I felt like Forrest Gump,” Ms. Goldberg told Ms. O’Neill when she returned. 

In an interview, Ms O’Neill joked: “I’m still paying for that trip.” 

Ms. Palin’s series ended last January, but just a couple of weeks ago, reporters started asking whether the show would have a second season. (There are just some “initial conversations” going on, Ms. O’Neill said.) 

Asked at the time whether TLC had any comment, Ms. Goldberg pecked out a one-word answer on her iPad: “Nope.” 

Gee I wonder what the most "sensitive" part was for Goldberg?

Was it pretending that Sarah was not a lunatic? Filming around the real scandalous things happening in the home? Or dealing with Palin's bizarre mood swings? (Though admittedly Gosselin's had to be fairly difficult as well.)

Or perhaps it was just having to sit around, as a good Democrat, and listen to these under educated morons trash the President, and wax philosophical (Using that term loosely here.) about how great the country would have been if only Sarah "freaking" Palin had been the VP?
 
By the way, despite Mark Burnett's teasing on Palin's behalf, it certainly does not sound like TLC is terribly interested in working on a season two of SPA, now does it?


80 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:03 AM

    But...but...wait! They're "happy," they're "close," everyone LOVES being around them! Ms. Goldberg must have been plain "jealous." LOL.

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  2. Anonymous7:13 AM

    OT - Beyonce's baby has allegedly been born of her surrogate in NYC sometime between Christmas and New Years.

    It Beyonce's case, it was clear she was using a fake belly and fake breasts to look pregnant. Yet, the rumors are wild all over the internet and most people don't believe she would do that.

    This is why no questions are asked about SP's fake pregnancy. People just can't believe someone would do such a thing.

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  3. Anonymous7:14 AM

    It is interesting that the more common news these days regarding the Palin clan are associated with their attempts to become celebrities. Occasionally Sara wakes up and fires off some cranky missive in the political spectrum. Kind of like a cranky aunt who comes over for the holidays, drinks too much and falls asleep but periodically wakes up and starts shouting unintelligible gibberish before she nods back off (we wipe the drool from the corner of her mouth from time to time).

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  4. Anonymous7:16 AM

    I can't imagine what kind of learning is going on over at The Learning Channel. Their assorted shows are pegged to appeal to a certain demographic. I am trying to think of a polite way to describe their viewers. I think that the words: uneducated, uninformed, simple people who don't read or think very much would be a kind description.

    Look at some of their other shows:
    19 Kids and Counting
    Little People, Big World
    My Strange Addiction
    Extreme Couponing
    Extreme Eating
    Hoarding: Buried Alive
    Sister Wives
    Strange Sex
    I Didn't Know I was Pregnant
    The Little Couple
    Toddlers and Tiaras

    David Letterman said it best about all of the Cake, Cupcake and Wedding Cake programs of TLC: He thought that those shows were an insult to the many people around the world starving. What a waste of food! Better to donate some money to the World Food Fund, managed by the United Nations.

    Sarah Palin's Alaska fits right in with Kate putting her 8 kids on public display to earn money because having a reality TV show is better than having a real job. It is all about celebrity, and being paid to make your soap opera life public, right there along with the Little People, the hoarders, dieters, the large family and the rest of the TLC crowd.

    Sarah and the members of her family have no special skills or talent that would warrant being on TV. They just want fame and fortune for doing little to deserve it. I have a suggestion for TLC. Please advertise that you are looking for new, bizarre families and/or groups of people to showcase on your tacky programs. Then, as a Real Reality Show, play all of the videos that are submitted, and like Survivor, we'll vote on which ones should make it to the next round and eventually get their own series. My guess is that their videos will look like a collection of people falling down, getting smacked upside the head, shooting themselves in the foot or having sex with the wrong person. Now, that's a show!

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  5. Anonymous7:17 AM

    Checked dictionary and among the various descriptions of the adjective "sensitive" of which most are familiar with is "perceptive". But it can also mean "easily pained, annoyed, precarious".

    I'd say the precarious, easily pained, annoyed part is what this Ms. Goldberg was dealing with. One would have to tread lightly and it would be like walking on egg shells trying to keep the queen and family happy.

    Very interesting!

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  6. (ahem)7:20 AM

    (ahem)
    I don't know, I think we're lucky to have this very private, very decent, very common family invite us into their homes and show us the way they live and their most private moments:

    Birthday parties with the hilarious Palin family tradition of pushing younger siblings and ruining the cake;

    Private coed studying precluded by the tongue-in-cheek, cool-mom declaration of "No boys upstairs!";

    The beautiful sight of a father teaching his middle-aged daughter how to load a shotgun for the first time;

    Visiting Grandma and Grandpa's cozy abbatoir;

    etc.

    The Palins welcomed you into their homes, told you the most intimate details of the most intimate moments of their lives, allowed you to be a "fly on the wall" when they were interviewed by reporters and tabloids and those interviews were put into national circulation, offered you the privilege of reading their autobiographies, and gave their opinions on politics and world events.

    Now stop being interested in their lives and stop judging them since you don't know anything about them except all the stuff they've told you.

    Everybody who has EVER met Sarah and the Palins absolute ADORE them. They can't go two steps out of their house without people yelling "Howdy, Palins! I absolutely adore you! Please visit my tribute blog where I've posted personal family photos of you and written my many screeds about how much I adore you!!"

    The Palins are private people who don't want to be celebrities, shun the spotlight, and just want to be on the DL. Now, to emphasize their desire to be left alone, Bristol and Willow and Todd want to show you how private THEY are on national television.

    I hope TLC pays a lot of money to the Palins so we can see more of this immensely private family that shuns the spotlight and doesn't rely on fame.

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  7. Hoken7:26 AM

    I'm hoping for another season of SPA. Having once worked/lived in SW AK as a pilot for a seafood buyer, I miss the outdoor life up there and the people who live it. Nothing takes me back like seeing mom and daughter barely managing not to maim each other as they clumsily beat a Halibut to death w/ hammers, or hearing that primal mantra of a true Alaskan as she draws a bead on a caribou, "Is it going to kick, Daddy?" Oh, yeah. Bring it on.

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  8. Anonymous7:40 AM

    It's kind of entertaining that you keep mentioning the things you do as truth when you've been proven wrong time and time again by people who know what they're talking about.

    I think the "sensitive" part would have been liberal bloggers going off on bizarre tangents andfeeding ridiculous rumors that didn't come true. But what else is new. She did reference this.

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  9. Anonymous7:42 AM

    Anon 7:03, she didn't say SPA was a bad experience did she? Why would she? People generally like the Palins. I'm sure the contrast of Kate and Sarah was shocking. Sarah=down to earth and Kate=diva.

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  10. Anonymous7:43 AM

    O/T I noticed that someone else had mentioned exodus at C4P. This person is leading the charge for the write-in for SP and also for the commercials. She claims to live in New Zealand, but some of her posts sound just like Palin herself. I would not put it past Palin to be the one actually making these posts. Just food for thought...,

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  11. Anonymous7:46 AM

    What scandalous things happened in summer 2010?

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  12. Anonymous7:50 AM

    My guess is SPs Alaska was the one show where people (haters) felt the need to invent some drama and lies regarding the show and the family around that time. Does THAT sound familiar Gryphen?

    Any drama that came out of that summer was because of some blogger's ruminations of things he/she knows nothing about. But when has THAT stopped you?

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  13. carollt7:53 AM

    I certainly hope that no network brings back anything with a Palin in it. I have had enough of Sarah Palin.

    Sarah is not unlike other Republicans who are always stating that the Government needs to get out of people's business on one hand, and on the other she wants Government to be in the bedrooms, doctors offices and health clinics across America.

    Sarah claims to be a "constitutionalist" on one hand while complaining about the separation of church and state on the other.

    I won't even get into her Jesus hypocrisy; suffice to say that Jesus would not be advocating for tax cuts for the rich and doing away with the social services for the poor.

    My New Year's Prayer is that America gets to keep SP in the rear-view mirror. Where are you now Dan Quayle?

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  14. Anonymous7:59 AM

    Anon 7:13 AM
    Please, let it go! Beyonce was pregnant. She had no surrogate.

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  15. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Anonymous at 7:13 brings up a good point about Beyonce's new baby. There was an article on HP about her and her fans were livid that anyone would suggest the fake fold up belly she was wearing was a fake fold up belly. But - I saw her on an interview once and as she sat down the belly collapsed and folded to nothing. Still - she denied she was faking the pregnancy. I know this is OT but when I saw the other comment I had to add to it.
    Pat Padrnos

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  16. Cracklin' Charlie8:23 AM

    AHEM!!!!!!

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  17. Anonymous8:28 AM

    smoked caribou and salmon ...

    Don't these come from the local Costco? Simple oven reheat or microwave and serve?

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  18. Anonymous8:37 AM

    Kate Plus 8 show, what that is about is a family with a lot of kids trying to find a way to feed and clothes them without having to go on welfare and there is no easier way to make money than to have a camera follow you around. To some people like Kate Plus 8 and to the Palins it would be like winning the lottery. Kate does not have to go to work and the Palins do not have to go to school to earn a living. Kate Plus 8 or the Palins adds nothing to society except maybe to remind people to wear condoms. Got that Palin girls?

    I imagine those 8 kids will be like Bristol and not go to school and want their own reality shows and make that easy money. Bristol must really want that lifestyle pretty bad since she got a chin implant so early in her life. Bristol's features hasn't even had a chance to blossom and she now looks like "Mini Me Leno".

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  19. Anonymous8:41 AM

    How long do "confidentiality clauses" last - do they ever expire? I want to know what Mark Ballas really thought of Prissypants dancing. I want to know what really went on behind the cameras on SPA.

    The real stuff is behind the scenes - will be ever know? Will they ever be free to tell all?

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  20. Anonymous8:43 AM

    TLC needs to do show on the successful careers of politician's children.

    Track, Bristol and Willow... all need to first get a job to qualify to be on the show.

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  21. Anonymous8:53 AM

    What scandalous things happened in summer 2010?

    7:46 AM


    That's when Todd was revealed to be running a prostitution ring for his buddies.

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  22. Anonymous8:54 AM

    The major players in the cable channel business have already figured out they don't need to show anymore Palin productions because Palin herself gives it away for free on Fox channels.

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  23. Anonymous8:54 AM

    A little bit of truth seeped out:

    TLC’s shows, “Jon & Kate” chief among them, were addictive — they were like “digital crack,” she exclaimed (and sometimes complained) to reporters who would call and e-mail for comment.

    This digital crack is selling real well. We have to stop fairly soon. Lets complain about all the stupid digital crack addicts meantime. We can even call all the complainers about these shows addicts too.

    On that show, and later, on “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” she found that some bloggers would speculate freely without asking for comment, spurring reporters at more mainstream outlets to chase the rumors — a race to the bottom that she could do little to control.

    Saying things like Sarah can't act and that caribou hunt looks fake as shit. Not to mention the hipocrisy of an enemy of crony capitalism personally benefitting from a state tax subsidy for this digital crack. If they had only called for comment first. It's really reality. She could have told you 'Sarah who can't shoot' was just an act to appeal to the over 60 male droolers. It's all your fault Gryphen. Just ask for comment from the helpful TLC lady!

    Write her an apology letter and invitation to be interviewed. Maybe you can get the scoop on the pimpdaddy snowmachine show TLC might be thinking about. Ask about the "Ya'LL's all build a nASSkar garbage racing truck series" I keep hearing rumors about too please.

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  24. Anonymous8:55 AM

    @7:43 I agree with you. I think Sarah is very much involved in the Earthquake movement. She could also easily funnel money for the ads, too.

    Have you ever noticed ZH100? That poster posts favorable links almost everyday with about Palin. He/she never comments--just posts links. That could easily be Todd, RAM,Sarah or another surrogate.

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  25. Dis Gusted8:55 AM

    Anon 7:13 AM
    Please, let it go! Beyonce was pregnant. She had no surrogate.

    7:59 AM


    except her cousin revealed a lot of info about the surrogate. She is from Brazil and was pregnant with twins.


    fake boobs and fake belly already covered on this blog - but here are the pictures again
    http://www.vh1.com/music/tuner/2011-11-29/is-beyonce-faking-her-pregnancy/

    http://freddyo.com/beyonces-cousin-confirms-that-her-pregnancy-is-fake/celebrity-rumors/

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  26. Anonymous8:57 AM

    How DARE Beyonce try to get in on the ambiguous pregnancy racket.

    Sarah and Bristol Palin INVENTED it.

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  27. 7:40...boy you paid Palin trolls really are slacking lately.

    Ahem does your job better than you do.

    Let me remind you what happened in the summer of 2010:

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/exclusive-bristol-palin-levi-johnston-are-engaged-2010147

    And just three weeks later:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/08/04/earlyshow/main6741893.shtml

    God, Sarah has the worst pro Palin trolls on the Internet.

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  28. Anonymous9:07 AM

    On Season on of SPA It was fun to watch Sarah Palin do things she's never done before: hunt, fish, rock climb, hike and work a salmon net.

    Perhaps if there is a second season we will see Sarah Palin do MORE things that she's never done before: graduate from college, govern, lead effectively, write and speak coherently, raise smart-well adjusted responsible children and lastly, tell the truth.

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  29. It's kind of entertaining that you keep mentioning the things you do as truth when you've been proven wrong time and time again by people who know what they're talking about.

    Anonymous at 7:40 a.m.

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    Did you see the photo posted on IM a couple of days ago of Sally Heath standing between two armed men, with the Tea Party version of the Gadsden flag in the background?

    Can you shed more light on that photo, if you're one of those people who know what they're talking about? Maybe you can even give a plausible explanation for the Wild Ride. I'll check back later to see.

    Gryphen knows what he's doing. If it makes you uncomfortable, don't read his blog.

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  30. Anonymous9:23 AM

    "It's kind of entertaining that you keep mentioning the things you do as truth when you've been proven wrong time and time again by people who know what they're talking about."

    Huh? Wha? What did I miss? When did all that "disproving" happen?

    Oh... I get it. You're saying that when you post and say "you don't know what you're talking about, it's all lies" that counts as "proof".

    I guess it makes sense in that alternate Palinverse sense where someone automatically becomes an "energy expert" merely by winning a popularity contest and getting elected to office.

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  31. Anonymous9:27 AM

    Maybe there should be a reality show on who Sarah Palin endorses and how it affects their lifestyles?

    Sarah liked and took out presidential candidates "Herb" Cain and Donald Trump.

    Sarah likes Denver Bronco's quarterback Tebow and he has lost 3 games in a row since Sarah publicly made that announcement.

    Sarah announced North Korea is her ally and they are now burying that son of a bitch.

    Sarah announced she likes Donald Trump's debate then nobody accepts his invite and the debate is cancelled.

    What I like most about Sarah's endorsements is that she said she liked herself, that she would win the election and like others before her, Sarah is no longer presidential material. She was tainted by her own bad Joo Joo.

    Sarah also seems to endorse crooked people as well. There was Christine O'Donnell who was just like Sarah. Christine used God to attract people while she was scamming from donations and living off of money people thought were going to political causes, another Sarah Palin. Christine was paying for her rent and food and Sarah was paying for vacations, lawyers and we all can figure out she was supporting relatives under different LLC companies. Then there was Alaska's crooked Joe Miller, he was also tainted and lost his election.

    So as much as we hate Sarah, she does serves a purpose, she weeds out the riff raffs.

    The sad part about Sarah is that people die and towns are destroyed by a wave of Sarah's hand.

    Gabby has a hole in her head because Sarah put cross hairs on her name. A city and a nation was devastated because people stood too close to Sarah's cross hairs and yes sports and towns are now affected by Sarah's bad Joo Joo.

    Sarah said she was a job creator, well Sarah tell me how many jobs were created by Denver loosing 3 games in a row? Teams, cities and communities looses jobs if their teams don't make it to the playoffs!

    Newt's numbers were on the rise and ever since Sarah said that she likes Newt his numbers has plummeted.

    So Newt if you want the devil's voters, ya get burnt by the devil's endorsement!

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  32. Enjay in E MT9:32 AM

    Perhaps that episode was the most difficult because she had to be the middle-man between the two self-proclaimed diva's. Most likely trying to one-up each other in their demands.

    It did look like the kids had fun tho. lol

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  33. Anonymous9:34 AM

    *satire alert*

    (AP) Anchorage

    Sources have confirmed Beyonce Knowles has given birth at a small hospital in Alaska. Though administrators at Mat Su Regional Hospital in Palmer Alaska will not acknowledge whether Beyonce is a patient. It was confirmed a chartered Gulfstream Jet rushed from New York to Anchorage New Years Eve. The unnamed sources tell AP Beyonce had planned giving birth at tiny MatSu Hospital after reading about the care provided and secrecy instituted after then Governor Sarah Palins birth at the same facility. It is not known if Beyonce's water had broke prior to the flight. But speculation surrounds a strange vapor trail coming from the jet enroute.

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  34. Anonymous9:38 AM

    "This is why no questions are asked about SP's fake pregnancy. People just can't believe someone would do such a thing."

    EXACTLY. It's just like the millions of people who refused to believe Liberace was gay. There are a LOT of people out there who do not want to believe anything odd or negative about their idols, or that they're being duped by them.

    The thing I have to wonder about Beyonce, is WHY? Is she incapable of having kids? Even then, that would be a pretty sympathetic story. Not sure why she'd go the hoax route.

    With Palin, the reasons were obvious: shoring up the support from the "pro life" crowd that McCain specifically picked her to whip up for him.

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  35. Anonymous9:45 AM

    "I can't imagine what kind of learning is going on over at The Learning Channel. Their assorted shows are pegged to appeal to a certain demographic. I am trying to think of a polite way to describe their viewers."

    I believe the term would be lowest common denominator. So yeah, TLC is now inappropriately named. When even the lowest common denominator (un-PC: dumbest of the dumb) learn very little beyond what can be found on a wiki or a travel brochure, TLC has given up the right to that name. Like FAUX NOISE, they are an entertainment or white noise channel and little more.

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  36. Anonymous9:47 AM

    The best thing about Sarah Palin's Alaska was Frum Forum's We Watch So You Don't Have To series. All I ever needed to know about that show (which I proudly admit I never watched) I learned from those brutally hilarious recaps.

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  37. telah9:48 AM

    It's kind of entertaining that you keep mentioning the things you do as truth when you've been proven wrong time and time again by people who know what they're talking about.

    I think the "sensitive" part would have been liberal bloggers going off on bizarre tangents andfeeding ridiculous rumors that didn't come true. But what else is new. She did reference this.

    7:40 AM

    Anon 7:03, she didn't say SPA was a bad experience did she? Why would she? People generally like the Palins. I'm sure the contrast of Kate and Sarah was shocking. Sarah=down to earth and Kate=diva.

    7:42 AM

    What scandalous things happened in summer 2010?

    My guess is SPs Alaska was the one show where people (haters) felt the need to invent some drama and lies regarding the show and the family around that time. Does THAT sound familiar Gryphen?

    Any drama that came out of that summer was because of some blogger's ruminations of things he/she knows nothing about. But when has THAT stopped you?

    7:50 AM

    Are these the kind of comments that add nothing to the discussion and have no facts to back them up and insult the owner of this blog? I coulda sworn we all were asked to make a new year's resolution to either contribute something to the conversation or STFU. Please little Fairy Tale Troll, please, pretty pretty please Go Away if you don't like this blog. I am so frickin tired of wading through your incessant bullshit.

    I believe the "sensitive" part was keeping all the dirty little secrets behind the scenes away from the camera. The fact that Sarah doesn't cook, clean or care for her children. The mental breakdowns locked in her bedroom eating Crunch Wrap Supremes. The six or seven cellphones that Todd manages to get his girls to their appointments. That kind of stuff.

    7:46 AM

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  38. Anonymous10:02 AM

    Essence has pictures of Jay-Z and Beyonce dining out at Buttermilk Channel on 11:30PM New Years Eve.

    She lost that baby weight FAST! ROFL No sign of a baby bump at all even as they deny a baby was born.

    Beyonce skipped out on her commitment to perform on Ryan Seacrest's special because she "was about to give birth". pffft

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  39. Anonymous10:08 AM

    Side note and add to the c4p stuff.

    Technopissant compares $carah to Coolidge with a favorable review of Coolidge - the Pres. who set up the conditions for the all of the Great Depression
    From Wikipedia:

    "...When the time came to select a VP nominee, the (GOP) party bosses had also made a decision on who they would nominate: Senator Irvine Lenroot of Wisconsin. A delegate from Oregon, Wallace McCamant, having read Have Faith in Massachusetts, proposed (Calvin) Coolidge for VP instead. The suggestion caught on quickly, and Coolidge found himself UNEXPECTEDLY nominated."

    Coolidge lead America in the 1920's to its greatest prosperity in terms of economic growth, personal disposable income and low corporate and personal income taxes."

    Interesting how they ignore the real similarity - greed and the "wanting to do nothing, lack of leadership even when elected" laziness.

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  40. Anonymous10:10 AM

    Bumpit! OK?

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  41. Anonymous10:12 AM

    Troll Alarms for sale! Troll Alarms for sale!

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  42. Anonymous10:15 AM

    Although I'm sure it was no fun dealing with an emotionally and mentally unstable diva, with a clearly dysfunctional family, with the revelations that Todd and Sarah tricked the tax payers of Alaska into paying for their political infomercial, with the plummeting ratings week after week, I'm sure the fallout from the Gabby Gifford's tragedy was what Ms. Goldberg was probably referring to. Remember, TLC aired the final episode of the series as well as the "highlights" episode just one day after Tuscon.

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  43. Bristol's Real Chin10:18 AM

    The Learning Channel should just change its name and admit what it's really doing-- allowing pseudo celebrities to make money. Call it The Earning Channel.

    Troll, nice to see you for the few minutes you bother to "defend" the grifter.

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  44. Anonymous10:21 AM

    Having to explain to make-up Mrs. Palin's request that she be allowed to powder her nose alone in the privacy of her bathroom was probably awkward.

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  45. Cracklin' Charlie10:23 AM

    7:46

    Bristol's third pregnancy?

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  46. Anonymous10:32 AM

    "....Did you see the photo posted on IM a couple of days ago of Sally Heath standing between two armed men, with the Tea Party version of the Gadsden flag in the background?

    Can you shed more light on that photo...."


    @@@@@@@@@@@

    Okay, the two good ol' boys standing next to the little feller in the red cap are Jethro and Jim Joe Bob. Those two yokels are Sarah's first cousins and if their faces weren't blurred you would be amazed that they are spittin' images of their second cousins Bristol and Willow. Some say some funny business happened there but folks aren't talkin' bout it being it is a family secret and everything. Those two boys looks like Sarah's kids but the funny thing is that in that picture, Sarah's first cousins also has wonky eyes and walk around sticking out there tongue too. We don't know if it is genetics or if sticking out their tongues is like a poor man's fly strip? Go figure?

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  47. Anonymous10:32 AM

    The thing I have to wonder about Beyonce, is WHY? Is she incapable of having kids? Even then, that would be a pretty sympathetic story. Not sure why she'd go the hoax route.


    Apparently Jay-Z and Bey have been frequenting fertility clinics for 3 years prior to her alleged pregnancy. The reason? He may not be fertile and that would not be good publicity. She also had a reason...she was scared and she doesn't want to lose her figure or get stretch marks.

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  48. @ Anon 9:27 -- Excellent recap. It's an ill wind that blows nobody good.

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  49. Anonymous11:06 AM

    anon 7:16:
    Have you seen the movie Idiocracy? In this movie, the TV show everyone watches is called "OW, My Balls!" in which men hurt their testicles in strange ways doing strange stunts. This is very near to what attracts many US viewers today. I am afraid the idiocracy is very nearly upon us.
    Also, I agree with Letterman whole heartedly about the waste of food on the cake shows. I watched one for the first time last week and the challenge was to make a life size cake of some baker's 3 sisters. In the end, they steamrolled all three cakes. Do people realize how much Fondant and marzipan in barrel qualtities costs? All the eggs, flour, butter, sugar would keep many people alive for months. Disgraceful.

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  50. Anonymous11:27 AM

    Wow. That is quite a Palin photo without her makeup. No wonder she outlines her lips! She doesn’t have any. Thin lips and heart.

    I too think she is toast on the reality circuit. I mean, what else is there to “not there”?

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  51. Anonymous11:39 AM

    10:08. didn’t all hell break loose in 1929? Coolidge is also seen as having contracted govt to the point it wasn’t regulating the banks properly. Sort of like looking the other way ... ?

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  52. Anonymous11:44 AM

    9:27 Is so agree with you - "Palin is poison" when it comes to endorsements. I've posted that time and time again. She is literally the 'kiss of death'.

    Happy New Year to Gabby and her family members as well as to all the others involved in that horrible event in our history.

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  53. Anonymous11:50 AM

    "How DARE Beyonce try to get in on the ambiguous pregnancy racket.

    Sarah and Bristol Palin INVENTED it."

    Yeah, but they forgot to sign their names on the copyright application.

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  54. Anonymous11:52 AM

    anon@934a, now that was funny =D

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  55. Anonymous11:55 AM

    I have one simple request. Will the Palin family member who shows up here, constantly harping about how "happy, carefree and loving" the family is take a photo the next time you join them at Applebees. Have someone hold up the day's newspaper with the date visible, just for proof. Where are the family Christmas photos? Couldn't Greta arrange a photoshop version for them?

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  56. ThanksABunchJohn12:05 PM

    My guess as to why Palin's show was the most "sensitive": Palin would not allow ANY reality happen at all. She allowed no inner family access, no real interactions, no natural conflict, unless strictly scripted by Palin. I can imagine the tantrums, nasty looks, snide comments, and poor hygiene that wound up on the cutting room floor. Palin was named Producer, and I'm sure nothing was included unless it had her stamp of approval.

    In most, if not all, of these "reality" shows, the subjects sign off on being filmed without many restrictions, and there inevitably ensues some internal drama (sometimes manufactured drama I'm sure), but also the kind that just naturally come up in human exchange. Without exception all reality shows that aren't competition shows thrive on conflict and conflict resolution at some point if not weekly. It's what keeps the people coming back for more.

    SPASKA's first week received huge ratings. But most of the public who tuned in quickly realized that this show was nothing than a promotional vehicle for Palin, that they were never going to get a "real" glimpse into Palin's life, or even a "real" glimpse of life in Alaska. The ratings nose-dived the very next week.

    TLC tried to market this at first as a "documentary" with "nothing to do with politics". Fail. As a reality show it fails. I have no doubt that it was TLC's biggesst headache. None.

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  57. Anonymous12:32 PM

    Another terrible photo of Palin!! There are so many!

    Kate and her children would have been cold in Alaska in coming from CA. People in Alaska have thicker blood running through their veins than do those in warmer climates! If she experienced rain - it would have chilled her to her bones if not dressed properly/layered.

    I would think that the Palin group would have advised them prior to their trip to the 'great outdoors' of Alaska. But, knowing how Palin operates......OR, Kate should have asked questions.

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  58. Anonymous12:39 PM

    Yeah, Sarah is down to earth alright = in the gutter.

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  59. Anonymous12:43 PM

    The Duggars are in Iowa campaigning for Santorum in their bus!

    video here!
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYnbebtUXVY

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  60. Anonymous12:53 PM

    @7:40 AM

    "It's kind of entertaining that you keep mentioning the things you do as truth when you've been proven wrong time and time again by people who know what they're talking about."

    It's kind of entertaining that you keep mentioning the things that have been proven wrong time, and time again, without telling us what has been proven wrong, time, and time, again, or told us how these people are "who know what they are talking about" have proved us wrong, time, and time, again.

    "I think the "sensitive" part would have been liberal bloggers going off on bizarre tangents andfeeding ridiculous rumors that didn't come true. But what else is new. She did reference this."

    How is it any different than $arah Palin, or conservative bloggers going off on bizarre tangents, and feeding ridiculous rumors(death panels, war on Christmas, president born in Kenya, etc.) that didn't come true?

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  61. Anonymous12:58 PM

    Kate freezing because she's not dressed right or used to it. Palin wouldn't have intended that to happen? Like she said in that quitting speech:

    In the winter time it’s the frozen road
    That is competing with the view
    Of ice fogged frigid beauty.
    The cold though.
    Doesn’t it split the Cheechakos
    From the Sourdoughs?


    I wonder if that was intentional?

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  62. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Anonymous said...
    Wow. That is quite a Palin photo without her makeup. No wonder she outlines her lips! She doesn’t have any. Thin lips and heart.

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    $he sure didn't spare the glommed on mascara though, highlightin' her wonky eye

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  63. Anonymous1:08 PM

    Anon 7:03, she didn't say SPA was a bad experience did she? Why would she? People generally like the Palins. I'm sure the contrast of Kate and Sarah was shocking. Sarah=down to earth and Kate=diva.

    @7:42 AM

    Except, the majority of people out in the real world, don't like the Palins. Generally means "as a whole," or "widespread." The Palins are not "gernerally" liked. Palin is only liked by a small minority of people, who are just like her. A bunch of rednecks eating butter on a stick at county fairs don't count. What planet do you live on? Margaret Thatcher's crew didn't even want $arah Palin anywhere near her.

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  64. Anonymous said...

    Anon 7:13 AM
    Please, let it go! Beyonce was pregnant. She had no surrogate.

    7:59 AM

    The BeyStans have arrived!! And for the person who asked why Beyonce would do this....easy...she doesn't want to slow her career down and a baby would do that...she saw what Mariah Carey ended up looking like and she wasn't feeling the baby elephant look!

    Now Mariah is shilling for Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig...same thing..taking fat women's money and making them think that they can look like Mariah and now even Janet Jackson has gotten in the game!

    Lord, don't get me started on Jennifer Hudson fake weight loss story!

    It's all FAKE! SPAK led the charge for fake...so I can see why this poor lady had to speak delicately about dealing with two fakes....Kate and Dirty! I would love to see what was on the cutting room floor and you know Dirty talked serious shit about Kate!

    And the contempt on Willow's face when she looked at her "mother"...that girl had no respect for Dirty and poor pathetic Piper...SIGH!

    That poor little girl was so neglected and ignored and I'm sure she was wary of which Dirty she was going to have to deal with day to day.

    So for the crazy stalker troll lady...give it up...no matter what you post here...nobody is buying the bullshit you are selling. Tell Gov Dirty Wig™ you need more money to pay your psychiatrist because your delusions are getting worse!

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  65. Anonymous1:18 PM

    Anon 7:03, she didn't say SPA was a bad experience did she? Why would she? People generally like the Palins. I'm sure the contrast of Kate and Sarah was shocking. Sarah=down to earth and Kate=diva.
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    @7:42 AM

    The contrast was not "shocking." Both women are divas. I find it hard to believe anyone with an ego as enormous as $arah Palin's could be down to earth. $arah Palin is known for her delusions of grandeur, like believing she is "generally liked," or qualified to be president. Palin even quit her governor's job, so she could make big $$$! Let's not forget her "blood libel" victimhood, either. $arah Palin=diva!

    P.S., Has Palin returned the rest of the RNC wardrobe, yet?

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  66. Anonymous1:33 PM

    @7:50 AM

    "My guess is SPs Alaska was the one show where people (haters) felt the need to invent some drama and lies regarding the show and the family around that time. Does THAT sound familiar Gryphen?"


    What lies? That the show was terrible, and that it was a ratings flop? If anything, $arah Palin's Alaska was propaganda that was created to invent drama, to make $arah Palin look like a victim, and blame liberals, and the media for all her problems, and of course, to line her pockets. Sound familiar, $arah?


    "Any drama that came out of that summer was because of some blogger's ruminations of things he/she knows nothing about. But when has THAT stopped you?"


    Um, was Gryphen the one who moved in next door to the Palins, while he was while writing a book about $arah Palin? No, I don't think so. What "drama" are you talking about? The show was boring. The only drama going on was probably in the Palin household, whenever they would read negative comments by liberal bloggers about $PA. The only drama is in your head.

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  67. Anonymous1:34 PM

    "piper diaper" == very _IN_sensitive

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  68. Anonymous1:41 PM

    The people with the "most sensitive project" were the McCain staffers that ran a mentally unstable person for Vice President of the United States.

    The TLC spokeswoman little job with Sarah Palin's Alaska was a picnic compared to balancing act pulled off by the McCain campaign. But everyone likes to think their job is tough.

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  69. Anonymous1:46 PM

    Kate and her children would have been cold in Alaska in coming from CA. People in Alaska have thicker blood running through their veins than do those in warmer climates! If she experienced rain - it would have chilled her to her bones if not dressed properly/layered.

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    The Gosselins are from Pennsylvania.

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  70. Anonymous2:02 PM

    Anonymous said...
    Essence has pictures of Jay-Z and Beyonce dining out at Buttermilk Channel on 11:30PM New Years Eve.

    She lost that baby weight FAST! ROFL No sign of a baby bump at all even as they deny a baby was born.

    Beyonce skipped out on her commitment to perform on Ryan Seacrest's special because she "was about to give birth". pffft

    10:02 AM
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    The People article states that people who saw her said that she still is hugely pregnant and had on very high heels, which people are fighting about in the comments section :-)

    Guess Bey had to get a bigger bump until her surrogate delivers.

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20557909,00.html

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  71. Anonymous2:08 PM

    O/T

    @12:32 PM

    "Kate and her children would have been cold in Alaska in coming from CA. People in Alaska have thicker blood running through their veins than do those in warmer climates! If she experienced rain - it would have chilled her to her bones if not dressed properly/layered."

    California is only a warm climate because of the smog, and pollution. I learned that in science class. I have been to California, and have frozen my ass off in their freezing rain. California is not really a natural warm climate, like Florida. They just pretend they are.

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  72. Anonymous2:21 PM

    ...People generally like the Palins....

    7:42 AM
    ----
    Well, when Bristol expressed the desire (on national TV) to give the big middle finger, she was telling us SOME people don't like the Palins and the Palins KNOW that.

    With all the speeches, all the interviews, all the books, all the TV episodes, all the photo shoots, all meet and greets, the Palins have made darn sure that people know them. And generally people don't like the Palins.

    What thinking, compassionate person could like Sarah Palin who boasts of boarding a transcontinental flight without a medical check at a NICU equipped hospital after an amniotic fluid leak for a Down Syndrome premature baby when the mother is over 40 and in her 7th pregnancy and determined to drive out of her way to give birth in a small hospital not even allowed to deal with twins. NOT a person most people could like.

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  73. Anonymous2:31 PM

    Gryphen:

    Did u watch The Quitter on Fox? She was wearing pearl necklace, wierd fleece etc. and she had a new crazy wig. All i heard was Shut up abt it something i changed to CNN.

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  74. Anonymous2:37 PM

    I tuned into the SPA show twice for all of two minutes combined. As I recall Palin smacked Piper upside the head when she was taunting a bear while fishing. It just made me think that if she treats her kid that way on TV what is she like in private. Then I saw Gosslin's visit. I have to say that at least Kate is concerned about her children's nutrition and tries to give them well rounded childhood experiences. Like I said, I didn't watch the whole thing but my take was Kate thought SP was a fraud and not that into her kids. Kate is an admitted control freak so yea, she can be a diva, but it looks like she used the TLC show as an opportunity to spend quality time with her kids. Unlike SP who used this as an opportunity to get more media attention. Let me sum it up Kate on camera is genuine and indisputably for her kids. Palin, well she let the cameras in to see her real life and it just didn't stand up. It proved all of the liar bloggers and internet rumors to be true. She's a crappy mother and a big fake.

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  75. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Please tell me anon@208pm is a troll

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  76. Anonymous2:57 PM

    And here we have what would have been $carah's trajectory if she had remained governor - vilified across the political spectrum with favorable ratings only from sycophants, increasingly divisive and appointing radically reactionary,inept appointees You dodged one there, AK.

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  77. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Anonymous said...

    TLC needs to do show on the successful careers of politician's children.

    Track, Bristol and Willow... all need to first get a job to qualify to be on the show.

    8:43 AM

    Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, Chelsea Clinton, and the Bush twins all qualify

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  78. Anonymous7:30 PM

    So many trolls, so little time.

    The Palins ARE generally liked. By low funcioning people incapable of critical thinking, logic, nor the ability to discern television reality from real life.

    Say what you will about Kate Gosselin, yeah, she's a money grubbing, plastic surgery addicted diva, but she ALWAYS did the right thing for her kids. She found out her husband was a cheating cad, she dropped him like a hot potato, got child support and alimony, and tried to grift on her own.

    She went on all the shows, did interviews, wrote her own book. She got TLC to remodel and expand her home, new appliances, college funds for all her kids etc. Then she faded into obsurity after the curse of being on "Sarah Palin Sees Alaska For The First Time" made her solo show sink like a rock.

    Now she's a blogger who looked back and leanred. (this is for YOU, Gradma and Chin!

    http://celebrity-gossip.net/2011-year-end-recap/kate-gosselin-looks-back-over-2011-573091

    That's class, that's how it's done. And ALL her kids are legitimate!

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  79. AKRNHSNC1:39 AM

    @Hoken 7:26 AM reminds us of how knowledgeable Sarah thought she sounded by asking, when handed a rifle, "does it kick?". Don't you know that ALL hunters ask that question before they use a new rifle for the first time? Sarah was just displaying her experience and you all are just jealous of her expert marksmanship! Only real hunters use "varmint" rifles, just ask Sarah, she'll tell ya!

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  80. To CarolT:

    You hit the nail on the head baby! Well said, great points.

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