Tuesday, February 21, 2012

In 2008 speech Rick Santorum claimed that Satan hates America and is attacking it through some surprising venues. Uh oh!

"What? Do I have some frothy mixture around my mouth?"
In 2008 Rick Santorum gave a speech at a Catholic University, in which he may have completely destroyed his chances of EVER being seriously considered for the GOP nomination.

While speaking of Satan, you know the devil, Santorum claimed that he has focused his attacks on America. (On account of the fact that we are so damn awesome!)  And in Santorum's bizarre religious worldview these attack came first through higher education.

Because you know smart people are so easily tricked by imaginary hobgoblins.

According to Santorum: "The place he was, in my mind the most successful, first successful, was in academia. He understood pride of smart people, he attacked them at their weakest, that they were in fact SMARTER than everybody else. And could come up with something new and different, pursue new truths, deny the existence of truth. Play with it because we're smart. So academia, a long time ago, fell."

So just to drive home the point that Santorum seems to be making is that intelligence is a deficit that allows the powers of darkness, and sin, to systematically destroy this great nation.

In contrast if you are a simple minded moron, say somebody who actually supports Santorum, YOU are the shining example of what this country stands for. Congratulations Jethro, you're a role model!

Ah but if Santorum stopped there he might STILL be able to maintain the support of many on the religious right, they hate smart people anyhow, but Santroum is frothing out of control and turns his attention to the religion that he believes has been corrupted by Satan. Oh you are going to love this!

Frothy Mixture: "Once the colleges fell, and those who were being educated in our institutions, he next was the church. Now you say wait, the Catholic Church? (Remember he is speaking to Catholics) No, we all know that this county was founded on the Judeo-Christian ethic. But he Judeo-Christian ethic, was a Protestant Judeo-Christian ethic. Sure the Catholics had some influence but, this was a Protestant country, and a Protestant ethic. Mainstream, mainline Protestantism. And of course if we look at the shape of mainline Protestantism, it is in a shambles, it is gone. From the world of Christianity, as I see it. So they attacked mainline Protestantism, they attacked the church, and what better way to go after smart people, who are also believe their pious, than to use both vanity and pride to go after the church."

Here is the audio of these remarks courtesy of Mediaite.

Now here's the thing. The overall LARGEST group of Christians in this country are, you guessed it, Protestants.

51% of Christians are Protestants. Only about 24% of them are Catholics.

Now how do you think these Protestants are going to respond to Santorum blaming their religion for allowing Satan to take over America? And if your political base is exclusively made up of religious voters, and you anger over 50% of them, what do you think that does to your chances of winning the GOP nomination?

In other words, can you say buh-bye Frothy?


68 comments:

  1. Sally in MI3:30 PM

    Just when I thought Sanctimonious Rick couldn't find one more group of Americans to insult, too. What a moron this guy is. I have no doubt he belives every word he says, but gooly gee, GOP, that doesn't make him right! GW thought he spoke truth as well, and was called by God, and look where that landed us. Maybe Newt is right: we do need a moon colony, and the GOP can set up their own parallel universe up there when they can be even closer to God. Or whomever (personally, I think this guy knows Satan quite well, and we're sure Sarah does.)

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  2. Anonymous3:39 PM

    rick having a glen rice moment

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  3. I'd wager if ANYONE on the planet has the Mark of the Beast on them it would Ricky!

    Makes sense that the Devil would hide in plain sight through the most obvious critic of his actions!

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  4. Anonymous3:42 PM

    sarah's gonna be jealous

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  5. Anonymous3:46 PM

    Well, in your earlier post with Franklin Graham, doesn't good old Frank say that he is a protestant christian and Santorum is a catholic christian? If so, I totally agree that Satan has taken over protestant religion in America. Santorum is an idiot.

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  6. Gryphen, can you post this picture of Santorum's followers?

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rvFfNUQOjpM/S_LS5xR_MII/AAAAAAAAAAM/4rPC3QiWuzU/S640/DSC_0229.JPG

    If the link doesn't work, it's the Monty Python Holy Grail "It's a Witch!"

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  7. Anonymous3:51 PM

    Santorum is scary. On another note, do you think there is an un-photoshopped picture of lil Ricky sucking cock?

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  8. Anonymous3:51 PM

    For the numerical inclined, here is rough breakout of the "christian" types:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominations

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  9. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Duz Leetle Wreaky half aney ejewcayshun?

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  10. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Would any of the four Republican candidates be given the time of day if they worshiped Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny or The Tooth Fairy? But worship another manufactured myth and they're treated like a higher life form instead of the crazy they are.

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  11. That sweater vest reminds me that we are in some kind of distorted Mr. Roger's Neighborhood where, after the show/speech, Frothy Mixture takes off the sweater and puts on a white sheet.

    Coming soon: Mr Santorum's Neighborhood. Gird your loins and protect your vaginas.

    Does he really hate himself and women so much that he believes the frothy mixture surging from his orifice is the truth?

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  12. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Well....that should do it. Hehehehe

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  13. Anonymous4:07 PM

    Congratulations Jethro, you are a role model!! Bwahahaha, oh Gryphen you slay me!

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  14. Anonymous4:08 PM

    Hey, don't knock it. Sister x, my eighth grade catholic school nun, also knew in great detail exactly what Satan was up to. She was nuttier than a fruitcake and a real treat to listen to. For action and a tinge of spooky, you can't beat a good Satan tale spun by a nun with too little to occupy her mind.

    Too bad Santorum couldn't consult my nun. I think the nun had it right. The sure sign of Satan doing the dirty was skimpy bathing suits.

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  15. Anonymous4:12 PM

    http://theweek.com/section/cartoon/0/224635/all-cartoons

    http://theweek.com/section/cartoon/0/224638/all-cartoons

    http://theweek.com/section/cartoon/0/224640/all-cartoons

    http://theweek.com/section/cartoon/0/224608/all-cartoons

    http://theweek.com/section/cartoon/0/224605/all-cartoons

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  16. Anonymous4:23 PM

    Perfect picture.

    Here is the father of the 666 plan.

    It's none other than Rick Sanscotum himself performing the obligatory chupa de ville.

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  17. Anonymous4:27 PM

    Rick Santorum In 2008: There's No Such Thing As A Liberal Christian

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/rick-santorum-in-2008-theres-no-such-thing-as-a

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  18. Anonymous4:29 PM

    Disappointing Turnout For Santorum In Phoenix -- Crowd size doesn't match poll support.

    Hours after a CNN/Time/ORC poll put him in a statistical tie with Mitt Romney in Arizona, Rick Santorum drew a disappointing crowd at the El Zaribah Shrine here.

    Santorum's campaign rented the Auditorium, which seats 1500 people, but only brought in at most 250 supporters. The lackluster turnout is a sign that while he is rising as the anti-Romney candidate, Santorum's organization isn't yet ready for primetime.

    Campaign staff declined to comment on the turnout.


    http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/disappointing-turnout-for-santorum-in-phoenix

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  19. Anonymous4:31 PM

    i AM MAD THAT NO ONE IS POINTING OUT THAT HE PRETENDS TO BE UBER RELIGIOUS AND DOES NOT TITHE AS REQUIRED BY THE BIBLE.

    HE ONLY DONATED 1.8% OF HIS INCOME TO CHARITY, NOT 10% TO THE CHURCH AS REQUIRED.

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  20. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Santorum Defiant: "I'll Defend Everything I Say"

    After days of negative press attention for gaffes and controversial remarks, Santorum says he stands by his comments. Satan, Obama's “phony theology”, and more — Santorum doesn't shy away.

    Santorum's defiant stance should make for some fireworks at tomorrow night's CNN debate, where he will undoubtedly be asked about his recent remarks.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/santorum-defiant-ill-defend-everything-i-say

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  21. And just wait until he gets around to part where Satan is a black homosexual female who shoots abortion rays out of her eyes.

    This guy is truly insane.

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  22. eva marie4:34 PM

    O/T but did anyone see this

    http://jezebel.com/5886902/sarah-palin-thought-the-queen-of-england-was-in-charge-of-the-uks-armed-forces

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  23. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Rick's got it wrong, it's not Satan but the Republican Party that hates America and wants to destroy our democracy.

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  24. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Santorum's Previous Obama/Hitler Comparison

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/santorums-previous-comparison-of-stopping-obama-t

    http://unravelthesweater.com/

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  25. johnie2xs4:44 PM

    Religion has gone from a belief system, to a public annoyance, to now a full blown plague.
    This country (in spite of how THEY look at it), was not set up as a Theocracy.
    They are drawing the battle lines, and there are many of us who are more than willing to meet them on whatever field of battle that they would like.

    KEEP YOUR DAMNED GOD,
    OUT OF MY ATHEISM!!!!

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  26. Paisley4:44 PM

    Who is more dangerous to America than a "nut job"?

    A "religious nut job", that's who!

    I can't think of anyone more dangerous to America at this point in time than a someone who believes that Satan attacks America through "smart people".

    So, Santorum is "brilliant" enough to figure out this nefarious plot..yet somehow not under attack himself by Satan...

    Who is most full of pride and vanity?

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  27. Anonymous4:45 PM

    I am so sick and tired of the right. What the hell is wrong with these people? Worse, WHY are pols like Santorum and Gingrich gaining an audience, and not laughed out of the election process?

    Because they have ignorant hypocritical asses as a constituency. The problem with Liberals, as told by a genius from the pee pond (of course):



    "It's more than just wisdom that escapes them. It's morality. But hypocrisy certainly doesn't. I don't understand how there can still be so many Liberals in this country when our way is clearly the better... nee: ONLY way. But we just live a life of being better: we don't cheat on our wives, we don't divorce, we don't invade other nations, we don't bow to foreign leaders, we don't raise taxes, we don't use teleprompters... it's like night and day between Democrats and Republicans. Those Democrats do all of these things that the GOP would never even think about doing. "

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  28. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Oh my somebody call 911!

    Sarah Palin just seen the picture of Rick Santorum gulping down that humongous chocolate cone and it weakened her legs, brought on beads of perspiration, made her wet her panties and caused her to blackout from thinking of her interview with Glen Rice in her sister's dorm room.

    Sarah is texting Todd at the Iron Dog and is asking him if he still has that video tape.

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  29. "Rick's got it wrong, it's not Satan but the Republican Party that hates America and wants to destroy our democracy."

    _______

    How can you tell the difference? :-)

    (Santorum and Graham can both rot, er, party in hell. With Satan's other minion, Sarah Palin.)

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  30. Anonymous4:53 PM

    I know Rick Santorum said he can take on Obama but DAMN Rick!

    Ya didn't hafta show us that picture to prove it!

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  31. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Picture Caption

    Sarah Palin: hey Rick Santorum, I see you like the small ones.

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  32. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Hey Rick just like Sarah found out...

    Once you go black you don't go back!

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  33. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Isn't that like Rick to pander for the African American votes.

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  34. Anonymous5:00 PM

    The only thing missing in that picture is a "Jay Leno Chin Nut Sack Rest", then Rick Santorum would look just like Bristol Palin.

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  35. In my experience, very corrupt people are often stupid and you can see them coming from a mile away…thank God.

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  36. Anonymous5:16 PM

    I have to re-read the blog post as I didn't absorb it -- I was laughing too hard.

    The pic of Santorum brought an immediate disgusting vision to my brain!! I could hear in the distance Marcus Bachmann saying "Me, me, please let that be me!!"

    That Bachmann has been back spewing her BS on shows -- I just couldn't help but think of Marcus & Rick over a corndog or ice cream!!

    I apologize for any spit-outs on keyboards!!!

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  37. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Sarah Palin Reveals Diabolical Plan to Spontaneously Run for President

    ...Republicans will get to the convention and suddenly realize they've made a terrible mistake. "Oh, Sarah," they'll all say in their best rom-com voices, "It's always been you. We were just too foolish to know. Please forgive us and come back. You're the only one who can deliver us from Barack Obama's socialist death grip." All of the nomination without any of the work. Excellent.

    It's pitch perfect Palin: A potent mix of delusional thinking and clever maneuvering, with just a dash of actually possibility for success, which makes it exciting! But the most devious part of this plan is that I don't think she actually wants to be president. She wants to be the nominee, sure, and she wants to campaign, but I'm not convinced she actually wants to win. If she won—which hahahaha—she'd enter into the decidedly unglamorous job of actually having to govern. And as her record in Alaska shows, she's not that fond of real work. Talk about being shackled and stuck in a box! But if she ran and lost, that'd set her up as the ultimate martyr. She'd be back on top in her party, she'd be able to rake in the money, and best of all, she'd be guaranteed to be relevant for the next four years, which ain't happening otherwise.

    This plan could work out brilliantly for her—not so much for us, since it'd mean we'd have to listen to her keep unspooling the one long sentence she started speaking in 2008 and still has not been able to finish. But chances are it won't work. Probably one of the current assless chaps in the running will end up with the nomination, and poor Sarah will be left chasing after the rest of her party yapping and biting them on the ankles like an annoying dog.

    http://jezebel.com/5885923/sarah-palin-reveals-diabolical-plan-to-spontaneously-run-for-president

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  38. OT - but Screechy is doing her same old song & dance on Hannity, right now.

    All about the President's "felled" policies...

    I noticed something. The big difference in her performances is (IMO) not just how she feeds off the energy of a live audience. It is a matter of whether anyone can ask her questions, OR NOT. She babbles on tv like I did in a bad job interview (just once !)

    She lets out an almost audible sigh of relief when she completes one answer. Then she sits anxiously and has to force a smile when listening to the next question. I think she KNOWS she is an empty bobble-head, and is sitting on pins & needles running thru her mental list of buzzwords and soundbites, and hoping she doesnt choke in coming up with a response.

    Her lip gloss is still too shiny.
    the stupid bitch.

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  39. Anonymous5:23 PM

    Richie "Sanctum Sanctorum" Santorum

    "Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor"

    And ditto for you Frankie Graham.

    PS...Richie what was that little ditty about wifey's naughty days living in sin with an abortionist? If true, care to explain - if not true, nevermind

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  40. Anonymous said...
    i AM MAD THAT NO ONE IS POINTING OUT THAT HE PRETENDS TO BE UBER RELIGIOUS AND DOES NOT TITHE AS REQUIRED BY THE BIBLE.

    HE ONLY DONATED 1.8% OF HIS INCOME TO CHARITY, NOT 10% TO THE CHURCH AS REQUIRED.

    4:31 PM


    Tithing (10%) is Old Testament.

    Jesus (New Testament) said for us to give all we could ~ each according to our ability. We should not limit ourselves to a mere 10%.

    ... guess Frothy doesn't listen to Jesus, either.

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  41. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Frank Schaeffer, who I like hearing from and reading, was on MSNBC Politics Nation with Sharpton about Franklin Graham on Morning Joe and even now, Romney on video makes reference 'to those who the President hangs around with and their agenda'. Romney is opening his own can of worms being he's a 'Mormom'. He's digging his hole deeper all by himself.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/#46473060

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  42. Anonymous5:40 PM

    The crazy wacko lady with wig is on Hannity talking abt satan and blaming the media again .
    Check YouTube for the video.

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  43. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Claud have mercy! Palin looked like shit tonight. She had to have hired a stylist for Cpac cause the diff is remarkable. Once again, she says much of nothing. NY Observer says she is wigging out over Game Change. Loved it!!

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  44. Anonymous5:46 PM

    He likes chocolate. Sublimate much, idiot?

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  45. lwtjb5:49 PM

    We are NOT electing the Archbishop of Canterbury. We are NOT electing the Pope. Why in God's name are these candidates and their supporters even talking about this stuff? It's irrelevant. The Constitution expressly forbids using religious qualifications.

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  46. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Lawrence O'Donnell has Pastor Robert Jeffress on tonight.

    Two of Lawrence's tweets are:

    Tonight’s big get, Pastor Robert Jeffress: ‘Mormonism = cult.’

    Tonight, I’ll ask @robertjeffress if agrees with Franklin Graham.

    It was also in an interview in April 2011 that Donnell talked to Graham about his support of Donald Trump.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45755883/vp/42756753#42756753

    Racist - Bigot - Birther - Franklin Graham.

    Only thing missing - his White Hood

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  47. Anonymous5:58 PM

    This might lift your day out of the doldrums of right wing lunacy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhO1DnNKYbo&feature=player_embedded

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  48. Anonymous6:06 PM

    I was going to have chocolate ice cream tonight. Not anymore.

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  49. Anonymous6:20 PM

    John Heilemann and Alex Wagner were on Hardball about Morning Joe interview

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/#46472057

    Chris debunked Graham about Muslim by birth. You have to make choice.

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  50. Anonymous6:27 PM

    PANIC! Conservatives Start To Sound The Alarm Over Rick Santorum’s Extremism

    Republicans are starting to face the increasingly real possibility that Rick Santorum could mess up Romney’s path to the nomination, and mess it in a way that could cripple them in the general election. Suddenly pundits are sounding the alarms, and in a way you might not have expected.

    http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/02/aooogah-conservatives-start-to-sound-the-alarm-over-rick-santorums-extremism.php?ref=fpa

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  51. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Oh, come now, it's just Ricky Sanctimonious's turn. He has been waiting patiently. He is erupting in a frothy display of exuberance. He, too, shall go limp.

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  52. Anonymous6:42 PM

    After decades of pandering to bigots and religious extremists, the GOP is collectively horrified that a bigoted religious extremist might get their nomination.

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  53. This guy is a certifiable idiot !

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  54. Not What You Want to Hear7:04 PM

    Grphyen: "In other words, can you say buh-bye Frothy?"

    I hope not. He's starting to remind me of Sharron Angle...the candidate Harry Reid wanted and got instead of Sue Lowden. And won the election as a result. Now, if Obama could just score the same luck and get Santorum as his candidate instead of Romney, his chances of victory will be even higher.

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  55. I love it when Christians try to attack others for being too prideful. I think a lot of Xtians are prideful. "Look at me! I have a lot of faith! Look at how humble I am! I'm better than you because I am more humble!"

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  56. Anonymous7:25 PM

    Not What You Want to Hear 7:04

    It makes no difference. Romney has run so far right and all the crap exposed -- he's damaged goods too.

    As for Santorum -- he's so far right, he's fallen off what he believes the earth to be: flat

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  57. Anonymous7:34 PM

    The sponsor of Virginia's "fetal personhood" bill and a supporter of controversial legislation that would force women to have a medically unnecessary ultrasound before an abortion apparently has a sense of humor.

    Over the weekend, 'Saturday Night Live' mocked both bills in a segment on birth control called "Really!?!"

    "The Virginia House of Representatives this week passed a bill that required women to have a trans-vaginal ultrasound before having an abortion," joked Amy Poehler. "Now don't get me wrong, I love transvaginal. It's my favorite airline."

    Seth Meyers took on the"fetal personhood" bill that would give legal rights to a human fertilized egg.

    "They also passed a bill saying life begins at conception," said Meyers. "What's next? Life begins at last call? Life begins when you click send on your Match.com profile?"

    Virginia House of Representatives Delegate Bob Marshall responded to the segment in an interview with Sarah Bloom of NBC12 in Richmond, Va., in which he cracked some jokes of his own.


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/bob-marshall-virginia-law_n_1292344.html

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  58. I'm confused. So, first he insults the Catholic university students in the audience by saying that smart people who go to college (such as his audience) are somehow defiled by Satan.

    And then he insults almost everyone who isn't in the audience by saying that Protestants are even worse than smart Catholics who go to college? Or did I misinterpret the ramblings?

    What a dumbass. I'll keep my degree, thank you.

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  59. Anonymous8:02 PM

    Please don't be so hard on Santorum, everyone. I think I speak for all of us when I say, "please, oh pretty please, make him be the republican candidate." ;-) We NEED someone like him who can do the heavy lifting that we can not do: bring down the republican party, in flames, to perpetual oblivion.

    As for Santorum's 'theology', I am totally convinced the man has never read or studied the Bible. At all. And that he would never consider Jesus to be either a Christian, or the founder of his (Santorum's) church. Jesus, to Santorum, if Santorum knew what Jesus said and did, would be a pinko commie liberal sinner-loving iconoclastic treasonous rebel who deserved what happened to him. And, to Santorum, who needs Jesus, anyway, since according to Santorum's 'theology' they can totally ignore and disobey all of Jesus's teachings anyway, and still get complete forgiveness – all at the hands of a pedophile priest?!

    Santorum: interested in every woman's vagina and medicine chest, but in no priest's pedophilia. The completely perfect and totally representational republican candidate. Please, everyone, let's do all we can to ensure he is the republican nominee. That way, both the republican party AND Santorum, and all the religious hypocrites he takes with him, may be off the radar screen for a while in terms of their ability to further persuade the unknowing – while yet still free to go off into a corner somewhere and have a religious war among themselves.

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  60. Anita Winecooler8:07 PM

    Where do you find the photos? I can't stop laughing, and Ricky seems to have practiced the technique many times!


    Ricky's toast, and if he actually wins the "President Obama's gonna beat me" lottery, we'll have a one party system, because the elephant is all but dead already.

    And I was rooting for mr "I love the trees, they're all the perfect size, I love the lakes, not only the great lakes, but the smaller lakes that dot this fine state.." Romney.

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  61. I'm sure the priests that were molesting children were not at fault because the devil made them do it?

    There is something very, very wrong with rick santorum.
    Everyday he has a new threat to this country. Every day he has decided there is something that he as POTUS would not allow others to do. Even though, he and his wife used prenatal testing and they chose a course of action that saved his wife's life at the expensive of his son's life.
    But you and me?
    We are not smart enough or important enough to make our own decisions about our own bodies and futures.
    I am waiting any day now for him to make the announcement that he has figure out the way to improve our economy.
    Since he will outlaw birth control, most women of child bearing age will be so busy having and taking care of children that they cannot work outside the home.
    Therefore, men can be fully employed and there would be no more unemployment.

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  62. Anonymous10:30 PM

    dianedp said...

    I'm sure the priests that were molesting children were not at fault because the devil made them do it?


    8:59 PM


    See its not my fault I'm a grifter that literally conned, scammed and took the last pennies from families that really needs it with my "I'm thinking about running for POTUS scam!"

    The devil made them do it.

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  63. Anonymous11:26 PM

    Gryphen, please remember to link to Dan Savage's page when you mention Frothy. It keeps his page up there inthe search engine, right?

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  64. Anonymous2:27 AM

    For Crystal Sage, The sad thing about your comparison is that both Santorum and Mr. Rogers come from Penn Hills, a suburb of Pittsburgh. I guess Santorum must not have watched "Mr. Rogers' neighborhood" because he would have learned something about acceptance and understanding.

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  65. Virginia Voter2:40 AM

    7:34, Del Bob Marshall, has zero sense of humor , just google a bit about him...his nickname here in VA is Sideshow Bob, for his continual ridiculous antics and penchant for extreme legislation.

    As for Ayatollah Santorum, I hope to Zeus that he is the nominee. He is a one man Republican party wrecking crew. Shit, Donald Trup is already flipping his wig at the possibility.

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  66. Beldar Santormentum Conehead5:05 AM

    Gryphen, as you know I've been engaged to create campaign slogans for Rick "GOOGLE ME NOW!" Santorum's presidential bid. While I don't agree with EVERY santorum agenda or policy plank, I'm frankly impressed with the imposing Mount Rushmore-friendly, sweater-vest-encrusted figure he cuts on the stump.

    Please read my proposed slogans and let me know which ones you think best encapsulate the "santormentum" of his effort to win the nomination.

    ====================
    Santorum! Pennsylvania's Loss is America's Gain!

    Santorum! Right! White! Ready To Fight!

    America The Way It Should Be: Weak Government, Abundant Guns, Strong Religion. Gay-Free. Vote Santorum!

    Tested. Rested. Sweater-Vested. Vote Santorum!

    Vote Santorum. Finally, A Man You Can Trust With Your Uterus. And Vagina.

    Santorum. So Right He Can't Be Wrong.

    Rick Santorum. Not Just Another Weasel-Faced Douchebag.

    Rick Santorum. God's Choice For America!

    Santorum. So Conservative He'll Make Your Sweet Old Grandmother Seem Like A Jew Luvin', Nigra Humpin', Communistic Ayrab Terrorist!

    Waste No Fear. Vote Santorum This Year.

    Vote Santorum! America's Frothy Mixture of Iron-Fisted Conservatism and Unyielding Religious Certainty.
    =======================

    Let me know which ones you think the campaign could use most effectively.

    Imagine a cluster of santorum lawn signs in front of your house... Oh, the excitement is just beginning!!

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  67. Anonymous6:38 AM

    and the winner is
    a la burmna shave style:
    Tested.
    Rested.
    Sweater-Vested.
    Vote Santorum!

    oh please let this happen, JFC even nutty newt is looking more sane
    what the hell?

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  68. Anonymous said...
    John Heilemann and Alex Wagner were on Hardball about Morning Joe interview
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/#46472057
    Chris debunked Graham about Muslim by birth. You have to make choice.
    6:20 PM


    I guess what annoys me about that bigot Graham's opinion is that

    1) he was instantly able to confirm the "christianity" of Gingrich and Santorum but not Obama - and he admitted it had nothing to do with personal interviewing or the lack.

    2) he didn't even consider the influence of Obama's white middle-America grandparents who helped raise him, and that the fact he didn't attend church in his 20s in Chicago might have had something to do with growing up with his mother's independence and skepticism, not because he was "born Muslim" (to quote Graham, " the religion's 'seed' is passed from the father").

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