Friday, February 10, 2012

Sarah Palin's ferocious, and possibly rabid, birthday cake.

Apparently this is the cake that SOMEBODY made for the Grizzled Mama for her birthday tomorrow.

In case you can't read it the writing says "Happy Birthday Gov. Sarah Palin Mama Grizzly Extraordinaire."

Well if this does not call for a caption contest I don't know what would.

Have fun!

P.S. Here is the original Tweet with the picture.

139 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Brought to you by The International Dairy·Deli·Bakery Association™

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  2. Anonymous5:09 PM

    Sarah Palin, BEFORE her decline!!

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  3. WakeUpAmerica5:11 PM

    It would be perfect if it had a dead fish in its mouth.

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  4. angela5:14 PM

    "Damn straight I ate her. I thought that high pitched
    screeching was someone with his foot caught in a trap.
    Turns out she was just yipping at one her of kids. I felt sorry for 'em. Big ass mistake 'cause Palin is pretty gamey. Now I'm sick."

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  5. Anonymous5:15 PM

    RRRRaaawrrr..this is what I think of condoms

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  6. Anonymous5:18 PM

    I like it actually, if only a rabid grizzly would grab her azz...
    Oh we can dream....

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  7. Anonymous5:20 PM

    After reading comments over there, it is really amazing that people can be so delusional. These people send their money to Palin constantly, yet she doesn't even take the time to appear for this little party for her. Some people are just ignorant beyond belief.

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  8. Anonymous5:23 PM

    "A real mother's honest reaction to Sarah Palin's boast of her wild ride leaking amniotic fluid with a premature Down Syndrome baby."

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  9. Anonymous5:27 PM

    It Came From The Swamp

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  10. Anonymous5:29 PM

    nice self-portrait, just needed more fake hair tho

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  11. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn5:30 PM

    Claws courtesy of Sarah Palin's gnarled toenails.

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  12. Anonymous5:30 PM

    Did they get the wonky eye? Hard to tell!

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  13. The hunting knives are a little disturbing. It's a red velvet cake and they told the bakery to make it extra red! The woman from "Sarah Palin Radio" ordered it.

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  14. Marleycat5:33 PM

    How tacky can you get - I think the Palin Klan are kissing cousins of the Wonderful Wild Whites of West Virginia - must be where Diana Palin hails from.

    They need to throw a dirty wig on top of that grizzly, and place her dentures in a glass of water next to that cake - so she can chew her cake, also too, don't forgot the special K and oxycontin!

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  15. Where. Is. My. Fucking. Xanax??!!!??

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  16. Earmark Ulu5:42 PM

    What Tawd gets to wake up to...

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  17. Anonymous5:46 PM

    From MaMcGriz at c4p:

    "Dear Chuck and Sally,

    Thank you for the gift of Sarah Louise to our nation and the world, and for your loving and unfailing support of her, most especially through these recent challenging years.

    Thank you for generously sharing her with us, and for generously giving of yourselves by opening your life and your wonderful home to us all in the gracious way you continue to do.

    May we never forget that when she stands so bravely and fights for us, that we're seeing you, your love, your goodness and your commitment to our shared dreams and values.

    May we always be mindful of what you've given and continue to give us as Americans and as individuals, which is your example.

    God bless and keep you, beloved parents of our strong, wise and beautiful champion, and may our gratitude, love and prayers always felt in your hearts and in every day of your blessed life.

    With our deepest gratitude and admiration,

    Sarah Palin's America."


    If that's not worship, don't know what is. I think this was the crazy that has been praying like the dickens that those OWS monsters don't hurt their Esther.

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  18. Anonymous5:47 PM

    If Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo and a mentally deranged Care Bear had a baby...

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  19. Anonymous5:47 PM

    They forgot the glossy lipstick and the drooping eyelids and the bowl of salad. The mouth is right..always open!

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  20. Anonymous5:51 PM

    Looks like someone took a dump on a cake.

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  21. Anonymous5:54 PM

    O/T but so much more uplifting!

    UNI students Ian Goldsmith, Tyler Wright and Scott Connerley lead First Lady Michelle Obama and 14,000 school kids in Des Moines in the Interlude Dance. Obama was in Iowa to celebrate the second anniversary of her "Let's Move" campaign.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffbBT2pzSE4&feature=player_embedded#!

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  22. Anonymous5:57 PM

    I don't have a caption but that cake is creepy. And hey - I've missed you anonymous people - January was a busy month. Gryph, I love your blog.

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  23. "Can you get a little closer when you blow"?


    Opps....sorry that's what Glen Rice said to Baldy....my bad!

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  24. None is required much longer as the Griz sinks below the surface of the ice it's fallen thru....

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  25. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Come here, my little cupcakes...I'm a Mama Grizzly, so I won't harm you.

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  26. Anonymous6:32 PM

    Can I shoot it from a helicopter?

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  27. Anonymous6:33 PM

    And oh, I didn't realize that Palin was still governor.

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  28. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Hey Todd, that look on the bear cake reminds me of the night I slipped Sarah the big one.
    -Glen

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  29. Anonymous6:45 PM

    No. 1 (5:08PM) FTW!

    I watched the Michelle Obama video and was taken aback that the leaders were from UNI, which is in Cedar Rapids, quite a little way from DesMoines. It was very cute though.

    ~physicsmom

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  30. Anonymous6:45 PM

    Glen, Glen, come closer. I can almost taste them. Come closer!

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  31. Anonymous6:45 PM

    That is the ugliest cake that I have ever seen and the knives are just bizarre. The deranged are praying she shows up and in the meantime, they have a Paylin impersonator walking the room. This is all so sad. Pay-lin really can't win here. If she doesn't show, she will hurt the psycho fan groupies. If she DOES....she looks like an idiot to everybody else. Go On, Sarah, get photographed with that hideous cake!! And the knives, too!

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  32. Dayummm. I hope those aren't real teeth from one of those skeletons in Chuckie's collection.

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  33. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Is that a bear that clawed it's way through ice? Weird.

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  34. Anonymous6:51 PM

    OMG. That is so sad!!!!!! Did someone really think that looked nice? Or good?

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  35. Anonymous6:53 PM

    these mostly inbred palin_bot_fuktards don't have a fukin' clue that the skank fraud bitch could give a rats ass about any of 'em, to $carah it's all about their pennies nickels 'n dimes....gawd i wish they'd catch a clue and turn on her skank ass..

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  36. Anonymous6:53 PM

    The party ended at about 10:30 p.m. Eastern time--must have been a real great time, not. The guest of honor, naturally, never showed up, but the organizers did provide a Palin impersonator.

    I could almost feel sorry for those poor saps. Almost.

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  37. Anonymous7:02 PM

    Hilarious...one of the Peebots.."laddie" something or other thinks that the Impersonator was actually Scarah at the party. Dear lord. I wish I could have seen this crew. I can only imagine what they looked like. 70 fans huddled awkwardly together.

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  38. I'm melting!
    I'm mellllltinnnnnng!
    Oooooo what a world
    what a world...

    Just sayin' - Oz

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  39. Marleycat

    Everything about the woman and her supporters is tacky - she has NO idea about style, manners, support or friendship. McCain gave her such an opportunity - together with staff who could "put her together" and she had NO idea how to hang on to the chance she was given.

    If she had a brain - McCain could have gone close to winning in 2008 - I thank everyone every day that she was SO dumb it didn't happen.

    As for the supporters "Fools and their money are soon parted" was written just for them. Look at the PAC report - 70% of the donations listed are from folks with the occupation "retired" - so sad.

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  40. Perfectly ugly for a perfectly ugly person. Maybe she'll get lucky and someone will push her face in to it.

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  41. Anonymous7:18 PM

    Did anyone else send an email to be one of the 100 who would receive a free book at Bristol's book signing?This is what I received back.
    "" Thank you for rsvp-ing. Please arrive by 10A and check your name on the list. The event will end by 11:30A due to time constraints.

    You will also need to sign an appearance release, as this will be filmed.

    Please refrain from wearing stripes, patterns and logos.

    Thank you and we look forward to seeing you there! """

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  42. Anonymous7:21 PM

    Why in the week of me getting my Woman of the Year Award and celebrating my birthday in the nation's capitol is Gabby Giffords getting news and stepping on my parade?

    Look! Gabby quit her job and got a US Navy shipped named after her for getting grazed by a bullet while I gave birth to two underage teenage high school mothers and gave birth to my daughter‘s DS baby.
    -Sarah Palin

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  43. Anonymous7:22 PM

    I agree with Gina, those hunting knives are something. Since there are no forks, I assume that the knives are weapons. Well, Sarah, how does it feel when you have the cross hairs on your back? Knife fight or bare hands wrestling with the original Grizzly Mama?

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  44. Anonymous7:24 PM

    carrie said...

    The hunting knives are a little disturbing. It's a red velvet cake and they told the bakery to make it extra red! The woman from "Sarah Palin Radio" ordered it.
    5:33 PM
    *************
    Carrie, yes I thought disturbing too :(
    Will they stab mama grisly?
    B/c she is not running for POTUS?
    Ummm Baldy your cult members are crazy..."make it blood red"!

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  45. Anonymous7:28 PM

    A commenter on HP called her a real merkin...look up merkin. LOL

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  46. lilli7:32 PM

    I know that's where she belongs but why do they have a grizzly on an ice flow? and she is falling through or crawling out..I think this is a sign that the ice berg is coming. lol

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  47. Anonymous7:35 PM

    I love my president!

    He manages to get Gabby Gifford a US Navy ship in the week of Palin's birthday and phoney award.

    Talking about stealing Palin's thunder after Palin's endorsed POTUS candidate got his ass handed to him.

    Hey Todd and Sarah, how's that endorsee thingy working out for you?


    I asked Newt about your endorsements and he said he wished he never seen your wonky eyed ass or met your unemployed alto voice purse carrying househusband.

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  48. Anonymous7:39 PM

    So C4P is saying that Sarah didn't show up to the party but an impersonator was there...

    Bwahahahahahahahaha

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  49. Marleycat posted something kinda interesting over at the comments at PoliticusUSA, this URL:

    http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/10-conservatives-cruising-for-gay-sex-at-cpac/

    Scroll down to "The Group Leader" and read the text in the Craigslisting.

    Here's the text, if you don't want to go there: Getting a group of discreet guys together from CPAC for a group thing in the hotel room. Send stats and a body pic, and let's do this. Put the name of the closing speaker in the subject line, so I know you're real."

    Just hilarious that Sarah Palin's name is now synonymous with man-on-man, just like Santorum is synonymous with frothy...etc.

    These bad boys in the straight-laced religious right, who just got done with being so righteous about birth control and the Catholic church...now they're cutting loose at CPAC!

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  50. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Palin? Nyet!

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  51. Anonymous7:47 PM

    Global warming my ass! I'm drowning in Santorum.

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  52. Anonymous7:48 PM

    I want to know who has been saying my daughter Bristol is a lesbian?

    Everybody knows she loves dicks so knock it off!

    Somebody get me a bag of canned corn and a new refrigerator, I'm pissed!

    I feel like hurting a door tonight!

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  53. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Aww, poor Scarahbots. The big birthday celebration "special guest" was only a lookalike. Sarah was just "too busy working on her speech"....lol.
    The jokes just write themselves.

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  54. Anonymous7:52 PM

    more from the c4p:

    betheliteforsarah

    "The U.S. as we know it, will be history by the end of the next BO term. Whoa... what am I saying... he will just declare himself a dictator like Castro, dissolve the Congress and Supreme Court and trash the Constitution.... there will never be elections in this country again! Any one that protests will be put in one of the "FEMA" camps and left to rot... Anyone that has an opposite point of view will be considered a "terrorist"... They will start with Sarah, Rush, Mark WE CANNOT let it happen! God help us. (Even though we don't deserve it, as a country) We all must talk to our families and friends and say, no matter who the candidate is (Republican) please vote for them! I realize that the GOPE is into the Socialist thing but, they won't try to implement it SO fast! Now, if we get Sarah! Hopefully, never."

    Well, THAT'S a happy birthday wish

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  55. Gryphen by now you should have heard that Baldy didn't show up to the party...instead a Baldy lookalike showed up!

    None of the patients at the Asylum know why she was hired nor are they saying WHO hired her!

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  56. Man, that's one fugly cake! It does, however, capture the true essence of Sarah, which is a fanged, mangy, clawed, crabby assed menopausal Ursidae Carnivora. (look it up, Sarah.)

    Caption: Bristol! I said I wanted a French manicure, not a Grinch manicure.

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  57. Anonymous7:59 PM

    What is wrong with these people? Agree about the creepy knives at the ready.

    Still calling her Governor, I see.

    An angry-looking bear, that's exactly where my head is at on my birthday! Why she wants people to associate her with this kind of image is beyond me. Guess they are attracted to her shrill raging.

    Has she hunted and killed bear?

    Weirdos.

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  58. Anonymous8:00 PM

    Looks like they have the bear breaking through some ice? As in a polar bear? These people.

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  59. Anonymous8:07 PM

    LMAO! Did these folks think this would endear her?

    Bwahahahaha!

    My caption: Grizzled Mama comes out of hibernation to get her claws on more $$$$$$$$$.

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  60. Anonymous8:22 PM

    Anonymous said...
    Did anyone else send an email to be one of the 100 who would receive a free book at Bristol's book signing?This is what I received back.
    "" Thank you for rsvp-ing. Please arrive by 10A and check your name on the list. The event will end by 11:30A due to time constraints.

    You will also need to sign an appearance release, as this will be filmed.

    Please refrain from wearing stripes, patterns and logos.

    Thank you and we look forward to seeing you there! """

    7:18 PM

    Why can't I wear an outfit with a logo on it to get a free book when it is okay for a sitting governor to show up for a photo op wearing her husband's snow machine sponsor's color and logo like a giant billboard?

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  61. Anonymous8:22 PM

    Ah, the pee pond! They can never get it right. LMAO!

    First off, the open thread with a "1" candle pic? Sorry, that should have been "2," as in terrible twos tantrum meldowns and spouting run-on gibberish.

    WOW...their Queen didn't show up but a look-alike did, so they all had their picture taken with a FAKE. Ironic much?

    SO many posts to choose from but I'll do this one:
    ______________________________

    All4PalinToday 07:48PM in reply to Vicki

    No, I want to hear her speech. But I would love a standing ovation that lasted as long as the one did at her RNC acceptance speech in '08! Run Sarah Run!!!

    TENCOLEToday 07:50PM in reply to All4Palin

    Daaaang, she'll never do that. she never lets the applause go on.
    ___________________________________

    Are you kidding me? LOL. Like some people have tapes of the ocean to help them to fall asleep at night, applause is what Sarah listens to while waiting for the pills to take effect.

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  62. Anonymous8:27 PM

    Are we supposed to caption the photo of the world's ugliest cake pictured with hunting knives? My caption is "Don't bring a grizzly to a knife fight."

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  63. Anonymous said...
    "A real mother's honest reaction to Sarah Palin's boast of her wild ride leaking amniotic fluid with a premature Down Syndrome baby."

    5:23 PM


    ... gets my vote.

    FWIW

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  64. Is that jizz on the left side of mama grizzly's face?

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  65. Anonymous8:43 PM

    Another hoot from C4P from 1776er:

    "He said if we in the room give up the fight and decide that its too hard, too difficult, too much and we would rather play golf or spend more time with the grand kids (sic) then we are going to lose the country as we have known it. The situation is just that serious. He said we are the tip of the spear. The vanguard of change in the country. It's up to each and every one of us to keep up the pressure in whatever way we can, large or small.

    Bannon said he thought it might take 10 or 15 years.

    LOLOLOL!

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  66. Anonymous8:47 PM

    WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????

    Gryphen.... something funny is going on here!

    Brisket's book was ranked #125,913 on Amazon's best seller list the other day and if I'm reading this correctly it has now jumped to Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #68,878?

    You telling me Brisket gave away 100 books at the Washington DC Wasilla Flea Market and now her book jumped up the ranking list by 57,035 in just a few days?


    Either SarahPac bought pallets of Brisket's books like they did Sarah's book or something funny is happening?

    I guess when those dummies sent Sarah their best donations, Sarah went out and bought Brisket's books...


    Hardcover: 272 pages
    Publisher: William Morrow (June 21, 2011)
    Language: English
    ISBN-10: 0062089374
    ISBN-13: 978-0062089373
    Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 5.8 x 1.1 inches
    Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
    Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (152 customer reviews)
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #68,878 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)


    Something doesn't look right!


    WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN?

    I just looked at it again a few minutes later and Brisket's book jumped even higher???????????


    Product Details
    Hardcover: 272 pages
    Publisher: William Morrow (June 21, 2011)
    Language: English
    ISBN-10: 0062089374
    ISBN-13: 978-0062089373
    Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 5.8 x 1.1 inches
    Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
    Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (152 customer reviews)
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #45,904 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)


    Brisket's book went up the ranking by 22,974 within 5 minutes?????

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  67. Anonymous8:54 PM

    OT, but Bruce is back, just in time for the election. Obama has to add this song to his campaign songs. Love it!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-x8zBzxCwsM

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  68. I still say Her Heinous, Mrs Mayor the Half-Wit $payMe is 'Grisly' not 'Grizzly.'

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  69. Anonymous9:05 PM

    Too bad Willow isn't accompanying her so she could shove Sarah's face into the cake...an ugly cake for an ugly person.

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  70. Anonymous9:08 PM

    It looks like turd coming out of a pool of Santorum.

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  71. "Bitch better have my honey!"

    - Blake, "Workaholics"

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  72. Miss Demeanor9:12 PM

    Anonymous at 5:54 PM:
    Thanks for the information. As a proud UNI - University of Northern Iowa - Alumni, I say you go, guys!
    Our fabulous FLOTUS gave the UNI commencement address last spring.

    If half-term Quittypants Palin would have lead 14,000 kids in Des Moines, where would they have gotten all the poles?

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  73. This Baldy lookalike business is strange....here's one of the crazies first hand account....

    TSM_Admin Moderator Yesterday 11:55 PM
    To clarify as there has been some confusion here. Sarah Palin was NOT here tonight, nor any of her family. I had posted very early on that there was a look alike here. That was a lady that was C4per and just at quick first glance she looked like her, but second look was obvious that she wasn't.

    Then much later on, a real Sarah look alike showed up, she was from PA. The hair and dress was exactly like Sarah. She looked real to me and I asked Peter Singleton who has met the real Sarah and he said this one was a dead ringer. Everybody made pictures of her and even a few made pictures of "both Sarahs"
    ______________________________________________________________

    Oh Gee...are they going to try to pass off this lookalike as Baldy....they wouldn't dare...would they?? I guess if they can have multiple Trig's why can't they have multiple Baldy's!

    Yikes...I'm suddenly reminded about that Flintstone episode where the aliens made a bunch of copies of Fred and all he would say was....YABBA DABA DOO!

    Will this Baldy lookalike just keep saying on a loop...."You Betcha"..."Drill Baby Drill".."Beefalo close your legs"...Opps...that last one I made up! HeHe!

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  74. Are you kidding me? LOL. Like some people have tapes of the ocean to help them to fall asleep at night, applause is what Sarah listens to while waiting for the pills to take effect.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    That's genius, cuz it's probably true! Oh shiz, that's funny!

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  75. Miss Demeanor9:26 PM

    Physics mom @ 6:45 PM -UNI is in Cedar Falls, Iowa, about a 2 hour drive to Des Moines. I can go from UNI to Des Moines and back two times in the time it takes me to go from Soldotna to Anchorage and back.

    AND, I am proud to say I am also a proud Drake University alumni!

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  76. Anonymous9:28 PM

    Anonymous said...
    WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????

    Gryphen.... something funny is going on here!

    Brisket's book was ranked #125,913 on Amazon's best seller list the other day and if I'm reading this correctly it has now jumped to Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #68,878?

    You telling me Brisket gave away 100 books at the Washington DC Wasilla Flea Market and now her book jumped up the ranking list by 57,035 in just a few days?


    Either SarahPac bought pallets of Brisket's books like they did Sarah's book or something funny is happening?

    I guess when those dummies sent Sarah their best donations, Sarah went out and bought Brisket's books...


    Hardcover: 272 pages
    Publisher: William Morrow (June 21, 2011)
    Language: English
    ISBN-10: 0062089374
    ISBN-13: 978-0062089373
    Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 5.8 x 1.1 inches
    Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
    Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (152 customer reviews)
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #68,878 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)


    Something doesn't look right!


    WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN?

    I just looked at it again a few minutes later and Brisket's book jumped even higher???????????


    Product Details
    Hardcover: 272 pages
    Publisher: William Morrow (June 21, 2011)
    Language: English
    ISBN-10: 0062089374
    ISBN-13: 978-0062089373
    Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 5.8 x 1.1 inches
    Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
    Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (152 customer reviews)
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #45,904 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)


    Brisket's book went up the ranking by 22,974 within 5 minutes?????

    8:47 PM


    Why is Brisket going to cosmetology school? According to Amazon, Brisket is an accomplished best seller writer.

    I betcha no author has moved a failing old released book up the rankings that fast in 5 minutes?

    I can see why Brisket Palin skipped college, that girl is as talented between the sheets in a hard cover book as well as between the sheets in her canvas tent!

    All you authors with old books on Amazon should follow Brisket's lead, go to the Wasilla Flea Market in Washington DC and give away 100 books for free and watch your books move halfway up the rankings in a matter of days... minutes!

    If I'm correct, I think Brisket hasn't even given away the 100 free books away.

    Simply FUCKING AMAZING!

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  77. Hey y'all~

    Try and remember to look at Gryph's "Visitors" soon~

    I expect we will soon see Washington DC in DA HOUSE,

    WOO WOO!

    (Hey Sarah~

    don't be so fucking rude on the plane this time!

    Actually LOOK at the stewardess when she is speaking to you,

    and have the balls to order your own VODKA, beyatch!!!!)

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  78. Hey G,

    If you got this pic b/c of GinaM's comment, it might be nice to give her a little shout out, considering the drubbing she's been getting lately.

    I'll say it~ Thanks, GinaM.

    :)

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  79. UNI is in Cedar Falls, not Cedar Rapids. It's a quiet little college town.

    UNI class of 72.

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  80. Sarah Vs. Sarah said...

    Hey G,

    If you got this pic b/c of GinaM's comment, it might be nice to give her a little shout out, considering the drubbing she's been getting lately.

    I'll say it~ Thanks, GinaM.

    :)

    9:33 PM

    LOL! Stop it...I'm the "gatekeeper" and I wish to be treated in the style in which I have become accustomed to thankyouverymuch! HeHe!

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  81. carrieoki9:55 PM

    Am voting on cake contest entries before my bedtime. 1st prize to Anon 9:08 PM w/ "It looks like turd coming out of a pool of Santorum." 2nd prize and a LOL to Anon 5:47 PM w/ "If Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo and a mentally deranged Care Bear had a baby..."

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  82. Anonymous9:56 PM

    Bristol has sold 41 books so far this year at amazon.com

    http://www.novelrank.com/asin/0062089374

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  83. Revenge of the Wig..........IT'S ALIVE!!!!

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  84. Good deal, GinaM!

    ;)

    You're on your own, kiddo.

    **keep them sharpshooters loaded**

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  85. O/T WHY was I forced to see the vaguely bearded one on CNN this evening? (oh sure, I coulda changed the channel, but I kept waiting to find out why why why he ended up as a guest panelist and wasn't getting caught messing with computers and emails while an atty for AK and then losing against a write-in campaign to Lisa Murkowski enough to make him go awwwwway?)

    Also O/T but that Breitbart fellow looks even nuttier after his "stop raping and killing people" and "behave yourselves" rants. Does he think that sort of thing makes him look like the normal one?

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  86. Anonymous10:14 PM

    I'm beginning to think that 1 in 5 comments on these threads are by GinaM aka RAM.

    Also, who else do we know who writes anonymous love letters to themselves?

    Find it kind of funny that whenever someone criticizes Gina, suddenly there are posts praising her.

    Yeah, I can see RAM thoroughly embracing the role of troll, tapping into her inner love/hate of Palin.

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  87. Too funny! Tundra Fraud, time to pay the piper. Lots of shocked looks coming your way at CPAC, you sure you wanna go there?
    Three years you smirked and strutted, peddled your lies and discord for $$, winked and approved your oldest daughter's shameless expose, disregarding sure humiliating future consequences for your grandchild, all for the sake of money.
    And yet, Vindicative Homophobe Cankle Girl's "memoir" flopped.
    Still gonna try though, aren't you?
    Yep, seize the day, carpe diem, n'est ce pas?
    C4P folk might yet grab some of 'em books, if not, maybe 100 free copies=face saving photo-op?
    A handy way to have SarahPac foot the tab, no questions asked. Yet.
    Though it is not yet midnight in Albuquerque, I've no time to reflect on each of the very real documented awful deeds you and yours have commited against humanity at large, but whenever I read anything Palin related, the Arizona shootings and one Christina Taylor Green will forever come to mind.
    My smart, cute daughter's name is Christina Mae, she is ten years old, she has huge blue eyes with which she marvels and delights at the sight of the wonders of this world.
    She doesn't know yet that there is so much evil and darkness outside her safe bright enviro, and that there once lived a little girl same age and name as hers whose life was cut short as a direct result of one Sarah Palin's fanning the flames of hate, violence and intolerance and who never felt a twinge of remorse for her part in those senseless deaths and more (Gabby) but instead took to youtube and spit on our collective grief.
    Myriad thoughts like mine, all over the globe, what say you, Palin apologists?
    Better be ready, karma is about to be knocking on your door soon enough also too.

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  88. Anonymous11:00 PM

    10:14, this pissing contest has stretched out over several posts and at least one other blog. Must you start it up again?

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  89. African Americans in Congress: 40 D - 2 R (13 of the Dems are women)
    Women In Congress: 48 D - 24 R (13 of the Dems are African-American)
    Jews In Congress: 26 D - 1 R
    Muslims in Congress: 2 D - 0 R
    Homosexuals in Congress (open) 4 D - 0 R

    The fact of the matter is, no matter what the Republicans say about a big tent, they aren't putting minorities into positions of power. Between 2003 and 2009, there were 0 - ZERO -0 black Republicans in Congress - 0 for six fucking years in this day and age in the supposed party of Lincoln.

    If you are a woman, or if you are not white, or you are not Christian, the Republican Party doesn't give a shit about you, and their representation in Congress proves it.

    Ask yourself if it is worth supporting a party that would never support you.

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  90. Anonymous12:00 AM

    Maybe the CREEPIEST images I've ever seen of her:

    http://i2.listal.com/image/1776154/936full-sarah-palin.jpg

    http://www.movietrailerscity.com/wp-content/uploads/Sarah-Palin-Movie-Debuts-to-Empty-Theate--88351-4e509ee5559b0.jpg

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  91. Anonymous12:19 AM

    >>I'm beginning to think that 1 in 5 comments on these threads are by GinaM aka RAM.

    Your thinking is clearly off the mark. It is obvious that GinaM is not RAM. Go read her profile if you doubt me.

    GinaM, don't let these blog bullies get to you. You bring great stuff to the blog, and although the way you express yourself is, to say the least, colorful, I'm happy that you are here and contribute the light hearted and funny interjections you do.

    Everyone is welcome here, so anybody who is asking someone to be banned is way out of line. Gryphen is the only one in charge of his blog, and therefore the only one who can determine what is posted. If you have a problem with it, suck it up or find someplace else to read.

    It is the height of arrogance to think you can dictate what goes on here. We all have equal measure and that's why Gryphen's blog is so popular.

    So get your smelling salts out, you little whiners, and get used to a lively discourse and GET OFF OF GinaM's back (GinaM I totally know you can take care of yourself, but I had to say something since these blog bullies are PISSING ME OFF!)

    OK, rant over. Have fun y'all.

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  92. Tyroanee12:44 AM

    From the belly of the plane we've been waiting for you Sarah...Grrrr!!!

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  93. Anonymous12:50 AM

    Why can't I wear an outfit with a logo on it to get a free book when it is okay for a sitting governor to show up for a photo op wearing her husband's snow machine sponsor's color and logo like a giant billboard?

    8:22 PM

    Because you're being filmed for a future television show. Logos have to be blurred for broadcast so as not to 'endorse' any brands by showing the logo, and patterns and stripes don't film well.

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  94. Sarah vs. Sarah said, "Hey y'all~

    Try and remember to look at Gryph's "Visitors" soon~

    I expect we will soon see Washington DC in DA HOUSE,

    WOO WOO!"

    Yes, true enough. But some of the IM faithful LIVE here!

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  95. Anonymous1:36 AM

    Sorry for the graphic, but this is kinda like making a bloody perineum themed cake for an ob/gyn...and about as appetizing!

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  96. Anonymous1:52 AM

    The ranking of Bristol's book went up because Sarahpac placed a bulk order. At the Claire Boothe Luce luncheon, they'll be given out as favors to the college women. Wait and see.

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  97. Anonymous2:16 AM

    When did she ger re-elected to the 'Governor' position ???

    I thought she quit ???

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  98. Anonymous3:26 AM

    Re Bristol's book sales increase: I agree with the poster who speculated that SarahPAC, or some other family related concern, bought a huge number of Bristol's book. My guess to the reason is so that when someone checks out the sales for this, very suspicious (and obviously contrived for the filming), book signing it does not look like a complete dud. Similar to an artist buying his own work to fool people into believing people are interested in his product.

    The sales stats would tell the tale. I wonder how hard it would be to find this out? Anyone know if Amazon makes this information available? Number of books sold, when (time stamp), and geographic location?

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  99. Anonymous3:30 AM

    Anon @10:14 PM

    "I'm beginning to think that 1 in 5 comments on these threads are by GinaM aka RAM. ..."

    ----------------

    Intelligent folks are not fooled by your games. You are obviously very limited, the problem for you is that you don't know it.

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  100. Anonymous3:30 AM

    I think the cake is well done. It's a little creepy and disturbing but whoever made it did a good job.

    What I find most amusing about it is that to eat it they have to cut into and then ingest the grizzly.

    Hi Sarah. This grizzly is you! Another slice anyone?

    LOL!

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  101. Anonymous3:51 AM

    For grins & giggles I stopped by the sea-of-pee. Oh my, these people are delusional. A few thought the "rill" Sarah Palin came to "their" birthday party they held for her. They raved about the beautiful cake. WTH? All of that was on the "party thread". And today's early morning open thread starts with...what else? A MONEY BOMB in honor of Scarah's birthday! Suggested donation of $100 (more or less, it states) What a bunch of morons. They deserve to go broke. And now, back to the real world...

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  102. Kimosabe4:17 AM

    GinaM is the Don Rickles of IM. Makes me laugh every time. Keep em coming, Gina!

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  103. Anonymous5:14 AM

    Barbarians at the Cake

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  104. F J Dandy5:51 AM

    fugly. looks like her fingernails...long and dirty.

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  105. Anonymous5:53 AM

    So $aint $arah who spent all that PAC money on cosmetic surgery and her adoring fans still see her as a fat, ugly, hairy brown lump with unkempt, gross looking fingernails and dirty teeth to boot. Gee, how proud and loved she must feel right now. Bwahahahaha!

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  106. Anonymous5:59 AM

    Better watch out, Sally and Chuck unleashed a rat catcher named Rossi to head the Department of Conservation to kill Mama Grizzly's indiscriminately. What does that really tell us?

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  107. Marleycat6:34 AM

    Sarah Palin should be looking into how much of the money collected by C4P actually goes into her grifting hands. Doesn't take a genius to understand that as Sarah fraudulently collects $$$ to further conservative goals - such as high $$$ vacays, boob jobs, plastic surgery, tanning booths, and more mansions, as well as to help out Todd's work under the table and between the sheets!

    Those good old Common Sense Conservatives over at C4P may need to have a little supervision as well to see what is done with their $$$ grifted on her behalf. They could be skimming big-time, like Komen or her very own SarahPac!

    Is there any documentation on either SarahPac's, C4P's,or Sarah Palin's various financial records that show such a money trail. Are they, too, collecting a $1,000 and giving Sarah a $1? I mean, that's one helluva fancy, expensive cake ain't it?

    You C4Pers ought to be asking to see the financial breakdown of what your mortgage payments, fuel oil money, and food budget $$$ are being used for - hmmmmm?

    Hey come to think of it, I'm going to start a "I've Got the Hots For Sarah Palin" PAC and website and start collecting moron $$$, too! Or maybe a Church featuring her as the 2nd coming of Christ (or AntiChrist, more likely, either way - doesn't matter)!

    Happy Birthday, Sarah - so sorry that you're getting old and saggy, and that years of drug-induced dementia has set in!

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  108. Anonymous6:39 AM

    So they baked her a cake and she still didn't show. What a B****. And these doofuses still donate.

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  109. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Bannon said he thought it might take 10 or 15 years.

    LOLOLOL!

    8:43 PM

    Well then, they might as well give it up now, because in ten or fifteen years, most of them will be dead of old age.

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  110. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Using Feedjit to determine where a person is located is not reliable. When I click on the site, it says I am in New Hampshire. In fact, I am 100+ miles southwest in Massachusetts.

    There was a time that would show that I was on Nantucket Island, nearly 200 miles away.

    I've changed it only to have it reset. Not sure if it's my router or ISP.

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  111. Marleycat7:22 AM

    Thanks Kajo - I have felt it a duty to post it around because that's the Conservative mindset in a nutshell! I have to admit I actually got it from an Anon commenter on IM - can't remember which post.

    It was like hitting pay-dirt, and certainly, to a Tee - fits the hypocrisy and fake values of the Palins, Gingrich, Santorum, Cain, etc., the religious leaders, and leading politcians!

    So, thanks to whoever the IMer who posted it here, everybody - spread this link around - especially on the RWNJ sites! C4P anyone?

    Also, Amen, TS!!! I do have to say that even though the majority of the fringe lunatics over at C4P and similar Teabaggin' sites are probably old, retired baby boomers, I can't help but believe that the majority of the baby boomers overall are NOT RWNJs!

    I often hear my younger daughter rant and rave about the Tea Baggin' Baby Boomers as if ALL the old folks are part of that. I think far more are moderates to center left - I guess I should go check it out, though. It is possible that death and dementia have killed off a lot of us rational oldsters, or rendered us senseless!

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  112. Anonymous7:23 AM

    creepy and sad that they are having a birthday party for their queen. Isn't this sort of behavior supposed to take place when you're about 12 ad are in love with your idol? I remember my sisters doing something similar for Bobby Sherman.....
    On another note, the cake is cute.

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  113. Randall7:23 AM

    A Wasilla woman was such a clod
    wife of a redneck named Todd
    and this grizzly cake's
    what it looks like when she wakes
    with her panties all bunched in a wad

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  114. Anonymous7:36 AM

    I read a post from someone at the C4P pond the other day, and they were wondering why a financial break down of SarahPac hasn't been posted yet as it has in the past. I really do think some of the posters there are either catching on or are plants from IM lol.

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  115. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Marry me, Randall! LOL

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  116. Anonymous7:48 AM

    Anonymous said...

    Why can't I wear an outfit with a logo on it to get a free book when it is okay for a sitting governor to show up for a photo op wearing her husband's snow machine sponsor's color and logo like a giant billboard?

    8:22 PM

    Because you're being filmed for a future television show. Logos have to be blurred for broadcast so as not to 'endorse' any brands by showing the logo, and patterns and stripes don't film well.

    12:50 AM

    I am aware of that, I'm just pointing out how Sarah and her brood would take any opportunity to promote themselves or sell anything or con anyone.

    They have used DS babies, religion and even the governor position to get something for free or to scam people just like passing a law as governor then immediately quit being governor and making a million dollars from that law.

    Now the carnival trailer trash people took the show on the road and is selling their "Get Even" book out of the trunk of their car in Washington DC while getting a useless award.

    How pathetic is that?

    Just as pathetic as buying a bus and taking the family on vacation using money supposedly donated to SarahPac to help conservative causes or asking people to donate their best in hopes of changing Palin's mind to run for POTUS when Bristol had told us a year before her mom already had made up her mind. Then after collecting "their best donations" Sarah announces she is not running for POTUS and keeps their money.... How low can one go?

    Disgusting is having your two story house built the same time you awarded an over priced hockey rink to a company and having it built near your house on someone elses property and naming the rink after your dead lover and then claimed your husband built your two story house and we know the out of work purse carrying pimp can't even build a fence without it blowing over with the first wind!!


    What is un-American is pounding on your flat chest telling the world you raised a non combat "Combat Vet" while real American lifes were lost fighting in combat!

    I can still see that lying piece of shit governor who lives in the coldest part of our nation telling us she is wearing that walking billboard of her husband's sponsor to a photo op because she did not have a warm jacket.

    The lying bitch lives in Alaska for Christ's sake!

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  117. Anonymous7:50 AM

    It never ceases to amaze me the absolute stupidity of the C4Ps, O4Ps, andY4Ps. Another money bomb....

    Don't these people ever CHECK where their money is going? It's all there in black and white.
    Fools and their money ARE soon parted.

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  118. Anonymous8:00 AM

    Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...
    WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????

    Gryphen.... something funny is going on here!

    Brisket's book was ranked #125,913 on Amazon's best seller list the other day and if I'm reading this correctly it has now jumped to Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #68,878?

    You telling me Brisket gave away 100 books at the Washington DC Wasilla Flea Market and now her book jumped up the ranking list by 57,035 in just a few days?


    Either SarahPac bought pallets of Brisket's books like they did Sarah's book or something funny is happening?

    I guess when those dummies sent Sarah their best donations, Sarah went out and bought Brisket's books...


    Hardcover: 272 pages
    Publisher: William Morrow (June 21, 2011)
    Language: English
    ISBN-10: 0062089374
    ISBN-13: 978-0062089373
    Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 5.8 x 1.1 inches
    Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
    Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (152 customer reviews)
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #68,878 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)


    Something doesn't look right!


    WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN?

    I just looked at it again a few minutes later and Brisket's book jumped even higher???????????


    Product Details
    Hardcover: 272 pages
    Publisher: William Morrow (June 21, 2011)
    Language: English
    ISBN-10: 0062089374
    ISBN-13: 978-0062089373
    Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 5.8 x 1.1 inches
    Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
    Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars See all reviews (152 customer reviews)
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #45,904 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)


    Brisket's book went up the ranking by 22,974 within 5 minutes?????

    8:47 PM

    Those Wasilla Hill Billy dumbfucks need to cover their trails better.

    That's why Palin won't show Tri-G's birth certificate or her college diploma, we would discover how fake her life really is.

    An energy expert after a few months of sitting on an Alaskan board, give me a fucking break.

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  119. Anonymous8:06 AM

    9:56pm: How can she, with a mere 12 books sold in February, be of the rank of 42,833? That sure does not sound right to me - unless Amazon somehow counts the clicks her title gets from us who check on this...

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  120. Anonymous8:26 AM

    Hey Sarah will Bristol's DWTS baby attend your birthday party?

    What really happened during that time? In the history of DWTS, Bristol is the only dance contestant to balloon up every week while everybody lost weight.

    Was the plan to dance every week and have a miscarriage and claim she never knew she was pregnant again?

    One more question, as a 3rd place finalist in a rigged voting scam, Bristol was suppose to go on tour with DWTS but never did, where did she go? Bristol just disappeared!

    Did she go back to her backwoods doctor and deliver again?

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  121. Anonymous8:27 AM

    LIke a spawned out salmon, being carried by the current with the flow, to weak to swim against the flow, every once in a while wagging its tail and trying to turn up stream to gain momentum to fill it's gills with oxygen (money) so does today our ex half term governor half another last chance, and is, as we blog, wagging her tail for all to witness and ponder. Phew, what a word salad. Got my popcorn.

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  122. Yes, true enough. But some of the IM faithful LIVE here!

    12:51 AM

    ~~~

    Indeed. I just thought perhaps we would see the "DC" pop up with a bit more frequency whilst the "terrible two" are in town.

    I realize there are Non-Palins in Wasilla as well, but it's still amusing to think it's the Palin clan when you see WASILLA in da house.

    Cheers!

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  123. Anon 7:18 re: Bristol's book signing

    Wow! This smells of a staged bought and paid for "look I am popular and adored by the public" event. It is no different than past schemes of writing letters of adoration by self for self. The sociopathic Palins are masters of their games. Scary. When exposed they will play the victim spewing people are lying amd making things up.

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  124. Anonymous9:08 AM

    Anon 8:47 Bristol's book

    The Palin's are clearly manipulating rankings I speculate for a Bristol come back. Time will tell.

    The catch is that decent people do not think deviously therefore probably would not believe the games at play unless they encountered such duplicity.

    I predict this is calculated and they intend to market Bristol as a sought after, thronged, belle of DC.
    I bet this is a scam as usual.

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  125. BTW Perils of Palin nailed toxic dynamics that have set in in this blog.

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  126. Anonymous9:47 AM

    I predict this is calculated and they intend to market Bristol as a sought after, thronged, belle of DC.

    9:08 AM
    ___________________________________

    Klondike Kardashians! Seriously, all they're known for, from Mommy on down, is spreading their legs.

    What kind of self-respecting man would EVER marry into that clusterf*ck? Pun intended.

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  127. Anonymous10:03 AM

    John Norton, resident crazy at the pee pond


    http://www.facebook.com/patrio...

    "At 3 am in the morning I watched from outside the Marriot sitting on a bench smoking a cig. as 6 men were talking about disrupting the Govenors speak today at 4:30... they when finished went inside the Hotel and dissapeared...Then by twos I seen people come up frm. street side and dissapear into the Hotel also... There was about 50-100 in number over the next hour... Im sure security didnt notice... Together with a bunch of punks stealing the sign I had specificlly made to wish Sarah Happy Birthday...I got spooked mand now without seeing her I return toHartford...What a frackin world but I want no part of the ugly thats about to take place... And heres a woman that put everything out there just to help us... "

    They really are itching to stir up trouble. Why would the OWS zero in on a has-been?

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  128. Aw look, Sarah's birthday cake is made of the same ingredients which comprise HER:

    Sugar and spice...and a little syphillis.

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  129. lilly lily10:24 AM

    That cake is right about one thing.

    She sports claws.

    LOL at the sudden increase in sales of Bristol epic tome. So they are buying up the remainders to give away. Probably Sarah PAC.

    Oh MY oh MY.

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  130. Anonymous10:55 AM

    Rene said...

    BTW Perils of Palin nailed toxic dynamics that have set in in this blog.

    9:12 AM
    What does their blog have to do with Gryphens?

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  131. Anonymous11:05 AM

    BTW Perils of Palin nailed toxic dynamics that have set in in this blog.

    9:12 AM
    ___________________________________

    Why do you think it's called the "perils" of Palin, Rene? For the few in that fraud's corner, there's MANY more of us that have had ENOUGH of that bitch and her grifting effed-up family.

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  132. Amy in Juneau11:06 AM

    @ anon 6:47 am. Yes, it is inaccurate. I am in Juneau Alaska, and use my mobile device. When I visit IM, it just says, a visitor from the United States.

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  133. Gryph~

    I clicked the link to the Tweet, and nothing but a sign in came up!
    I'm not a Tweeter. Can you tell us or get a screen-grab?
    Thanks in advance (if you're able to do it)

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  134. "This is the real reason I sleep on the couch. You would too if the alternative was waking up to this!" submitted by Toad Palin around with terrorists

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  135. Anonymous12:26 PM

    LOL at the sudden increase in sales of Bristol epic tome. So they are buying up the remainders to give away. Probably Sarah PAC.

    Oh MY oh MY.

    10:24 AM


    LOL all those toothless dumb red neck bastards sent SarahPac their best, their rent money, beer and their drug money to SarahPac only for the Palins to buy up Bristol's "I got fucked in a canvas tent" book just to give it away for free!

    LOL

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  136. Anonymous12:36 PM

    An energy expert after a few months of sitting on an Alaskan board, give me a fucking break.

    8:00 AM


    How come Sarah Palin claims to be a energy expert after she sits on an Alaskan advisory board but does not claim her title as an interracial penis rider after getting mounted by Glen Rice?

    If Sarah did that would she get an Interracially Fucked Woman of the Year award?

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  137. Anonymous12:55 PM

    ""One more question, as a 3rd place finalist in a rigged voting scam, Bristol was suppose to go on tour with DWTS but never did, where did she go? Bristol just disappeared!

    Did she go back to her backwoods doctor and deliver again?

    8:26 AM""

    I never thought of that!!.

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  138. Calli Pygian5:24 PM

    The perfect metaphor for SP's career:
    A grizzly falling through the ice, vainly fighting its imminent death.

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  139. "I TOLD you to keep Rich Lowry away from the cake!"

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