Probably me too, for that matter.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Wait, it comes in a spray? Why didn't anybody tell me?
Probably me too, for that matter.
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Probably me too, for that matter.
Probably me too, for that matter.
Unless it smells like my mom's Hungarian goulash, I'm not interested.
ReplyDeleteLet us spray
ReplyDeleteThere were a few times when I was on acid that I felt that I had been sprayed with "God Spray". Those times when your consciousness has been spread so thin and is so light and in touch with everything around you it almost becomes possible to believe in a higher power are what makes the trip so special. Then you become human again and realize that we inhabitants of this earth, be us animal or plant, are merely a collection of cells that will have but a small envelope of living and breathing and that all good things must come to an end.
ReplyDeleteI've known about this for years; it's called paint, or if you have a problem with having paint on your face, glue, or even gasoline will do just fine.
ReplyDeleteThis HAS to be a joke! Where in the world did you find it? If there's some that smells like Anon's mom's Hungarian goulash, I'm want some too. (Darn, now I'm hungry.)
ReplyDeleteYou could put an eye out with that
ReplyDeleteAnon 5:59 said:
ReplyDeleteLet us spray
Now that's just silly! HAHAHAHA!!!!
I still wish I'd purchased the Go Away Evil spray I found in a Santeria shop years ago. I would've sent it up to you to spray around the Wasilla Walmart and the Applebees the fairy tale troll says is the site of so many happy Palin gatherings.
ReplyDeleteFTR, it looked suspiciously like the old aqua net aerosol cans.
Oh bubba, it's gotta be real. With this, and some skinny pills, I could be as rich as Sarah Palin!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I'm embarrassingly. gullible. I should have read that "...if this were real" part in your post a little more closely.
ReplyDeleteThe first two comments had me rolling!
ReplyDeleteThis might be real. I used to buy incense and body oil called "Holy Smoke", the body oil was packaged much like this, except with some indian vishnu goddess. It smelled great but didn't convert me.
Where Did This Come From?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is the story behind the Minty Holy Spirit In A Can? Is it for real?
ReplyDeleteIf it is real, how the HELL is it supposed to work?
Anon @ 5:59,
"Let us spray."
LMAO. Pure genius. You beat me to it.
I can see it now. Ricky does his sermon, and his helpers rush around the tent selling cans of conversion spray so the followers can help their family members and, yes, even strangers, come around to the light. Doesn't he remind you of every snake oil salesman, revival preacher, and con artist from all the old TV westerns?
ReplyDeleteOh, and at the end of the sell job the miracles start! And Sarah knows where teh Sudan is! Michigan beats Ohio State! Lin rebounds from the Sarah curse to score 40 points! Miracles abound! Why didn't Perry think of this!
ReplyDeleteThe Repubs shoving religion down our throats is not helping their party. They forget that America was a large 'christian' nation, but it is no longer. I was raised one and am now agnostic...many of my friends and some family members feel the same way.
ReplyDeletePlus, religion and government should not be mixed as is currently being done. It pisses me off and will make me support President Obama and get as many out there to vote for him and against as many Republicans as possible.
Congress is doing a horrid job and it is the Republicans pulling the crap they have to try and make President Obama fail. But, guess what guys! I'll bet he wins a second term and I can hardly wait to see you fat, white guys eat crow. And, stay out of our vaginas - you assholes!
Beats having to go to church twice a week and listen to that shit every day so it stays in his dense skull like my boss does.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, dude, if you need a refill that often maybe it ain't workin' - ya think?
The sad reality is that this god spray is no more fantastical than the rest of the fiction that we refer to as religion.
ReplyDeleteThe whole "America is Christian" thing is a joke. When the first Christians settled in America, they mostly moved away from each other as the different sects didn't get along at all.
ReplyDeleteNothing has changed, either. The fundamentalists think any non-fundie isn't a real Christian, the non-fundies think the fundies are insane, the evangelicals hate the Catholics, and so on.
Christian Nation my ass. The whole Christian Nation thing is nothing more than a "code word" for white and Our Kind Of Christians.
God would be ashamed of them.
OK,this is flashing me back to late 1960's2 early 1970's . I was a little girl and was in our living room with my mom and her neighbor friend. An FDS commerical came on and the women in the tV were all goofy and stepfordy happy and the adults in the living room were laughing. I asked what does FDS stand for and my mom's friend says :
ReplyDeleteFor Da Schtinky!!
I seem to recall there was a huge scandal years ago when it was discovered that they used the same ingredients in the "Believe In God" breath spray and the "Believe In God" feminine hygiene spray....
ReplyDelete(@5:59pm "Let us spray..." good one!)