"Oh come on! It's just Russia! Who cares what those Commies think anyhow? Wait, what?" |
Get a load of this:
So, in an op-ed today posted on Pravda's website, the infamous former Soviet newspaper writes, "Electing Mitt Romney as the next President of the United States of America would be like appointing a serial paedophile as a kindergarten teacher, a rapist as a janitor at a girls' dormitory or a psychopath with a fixation on knives as a kitchen hand. His comments on Russia are a puerile attempt at making the grand stage and boy, did he blow it..."
Then, Pravda praises present Russian relations with the United States under President Obama. "Exactly at a time when Russia and the USA are finding that they have far more in common than differences, exactly when they see that they are much more friends than foes, when they see that there is so much to be gained through collaboration, a foul-mouthed, big-headed oaf like Romney with more money than sense makes a comment that reveals who he really is to the world: a pea-brained, pith-headed simpleton with too much testosterone and too little common sense, with zero tact, no diplomacy and a paramount grasp on the intricacies of world politics. A prize, good-for-nothing ignoramus," writes Pravda.
Damn! They did not even leave any meat on his bones after that savaging!
Still, you have to admit they have a point.
Now of course having Pravda go after Romney might increase his street cred with a certain segment of the GOP base, in particular the pointy head mouth breathers who slept through the last three decades and don't yet realize the Cold War has ended segment. However that group will probably hold their noses and reluctantly vote for Romney (Or rather AGAINST the secret Socialist Muslim Obama) no matter what.
The folks that will NOT take to well to this are the Independents, who tend to be far better educated and far more aware of current events than the GOP paint chip eaters. To that group of voters this is going to be nothing but bad news for Mittens. Which of course does not bode well for him in the general election.
And speaking of bad news, the Obama Diary has up a chart that illustrates Romney's record of sending jobs, and investing much of his money, overseas.
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The writer from Pravda should tell us what they really think!!!
ReplyDeleteTHWACK!!!
O/T - Mittens exposed == Mitt Romney's PAC secrety donated $10,000 to Anti-Gay Marriage Group NOM at the time of Prop 8 in CA
"when Romney eventually made his donation, he did so quietly, and through an unusual channel. Records filed by Romney's Free and Strong America PAC with the Federal Election Commission did not include details of that $10,000 donation. Nor did NOM's public 990 form. In fact, record of the payment was only uncovered Friday when the pro-gay rights Human Rights Campaign was sent a private IRS filing from NOM via a whistleblower. The Human Rights Campaign shared the filing with The Huffington Post."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/30/mitt-romney-gay-marriage_n_1391867.html?ref=politics#comments
Gryphen posted just a day or two ago, the post of the Court documents unsealed in MA regarding NOM and how they were going to involve the black and latino population and how they planned on painting President Obama.
The writers for Pravda do some of the best smackdowns of all time. I LOVE to read them just for that reason. They use english better than most people who speak english as a first language use english. LOVED their take on Romney.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in the back of my mind I have a nagging feeling that this'll all be over in two days, that the entire gop primary has been an elaborate April fools joke. Why not? That's just as probable as the aggregation of this gaggle of clowns.
ReplyDeleteBreaking News: April 2, 2012. During an impromptu press conference with Romney, Santorum, Gingrich and Paul Rush Limbaugh came out on stage and shouted "April fools!!! Awwww, man, did we have you guys going!! We actually had you thinking that this was the gop primary field!!! Awwwww, guffaw, guffaw, mumblblbl.. [belch].... you've been PUNKED, America!!! Guffaw, mmmmbllll..[fart]... hmmphhahaha."
ROFL!!
DeleteI'm eating dinner and choked I started laughing so hard!!
Is this a cross post from the sea of pee?
DeleteCause this is a recurrent wet dream over there- what with Sarah's open doors and so forth.
Poor little deluded fools at the Pee Sea.
DeleteThey haven't noticed that Sarah's infamous door has been closed, locked, welded shut, armed with C4, and covered with a three-foot-thick cement wall, guarded by an alligator-and-piranha infested moat.
Re April Fool's Day joke -- I'd feel a lot better if the Republicans actually admitted it's been a joke, and that they live in the same country, or on the same planet, that I do.
DeleteLike Pink Slime in your ground beef? Mitt probably likes it.
ReplyDeleteHe wrote about the guy in his book.
Pink Slime company founder donates big money to Mitt's PACs.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/burns-haberman/2012/03/romney-donor-at-center-of-pink-slime-controversy-119087.html
Mitt likes it in YOUR ground beef.
DeleteYeah that's for sure. Anybody with car elevators for his beach house doesn't eat pink slime in his burgers. Some reporter should ask Willard what's in his burgers. Get him on the record about this pink slime stuff.
DeleteIs having it in school lunches good for the 99%? How about for all the little Willard grandkids? Or ask his wife since she's taking an active role in the campaign. Does she do the shopping and cooking in their many houses, or just approve the menus the executive chefs will be preparing?
Pravada gets points for "oaf" but fails to hit it out of the ballpark by omitting Romney's boast of car-top dog transport.
ReplyDeleteAlaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski has invited President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama for a milkshake to discuss producing oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge — all while drilling for it from outside the area.
ReplyDeleteLisa doesn't listen well to her 'people' in AK it appears IMO.
A milkshake? Really?
Delete"Dear President Obama and First Lady, I would be honored if you'd accept my invitation to discuss producing oil.......The menu consists of One (1) Milkshake. Please Specify the flavor of your choice 1)Chocolate 2)Vanilla 3)Strawberry or 4) Salmon
I'm available 1-2 pm April 1, 2012
Cordially,
Lisa Murkowski
Smirnonn: Haha, yes, wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if this was all a nutty joke, a bad dream.
ReplyDeleteIf only EVERYone could see Romney for the fraud and sham he really is.
ReplyDeleteBut: I can just HEAR the "echo" of the bubblehead protected rightwingers, immediately spouting, "Oh, yeah, naturally the ROOSKIES would hate Romney and love Obama!"
I swear, that the Republicans could jam a bill through the House decreeing that women must eat their own feces, and that night on Fox we'd see some dimwit woman wearing a silly hat with teabags dangling from it, saying, "Yup yup yup, gonna vote me in some more REEpublicans, jes like Sean Hammity tells me to!"
I'm just about to give UP on even following politics, anymore, its gotten that bad.
When a Supreme Court "judge" actually says OUT LOUD, "Do you expect me to read the entire healthcare Act I'm supposed to rule on? What do I look like, a frickin' Constitutional SCHOLAR or something? I've got an important GOLF GAME tomorrow, for crissakes," it indicates the end of the world is nigh.
Well, Pravda, SOME people think Palin would be better than Romney. What's Pravda's take on Palin?
ReplyDeleteHere's "If only Sarah Palin had run..." a special to CNN from T. Stanley, a historian at Oxford University.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/29/opinion/stanley-sarah-palin/index.html?hpt=hp_abar
Pravda's take on Palin:
DeleteI have already called Sarah Palin a pith-headed bimbo from the back of beyond, in this column. I shall now go one step further. By attacking the democratically elected President of the United States of America at a sensitive time in her country's history, she shows the tact of a boorish drunkard bawling obscenities at a funeral.
If Sarah Palin is not some kind of a massive political joke in the USA, wheeled out to liven up the political scene from time to time with nonsensical and pastiche (one hopes) displays of sheer and utter ignorance, then it is worrying. It is even more so if anyone other than a manic depressive suffering from a chronic lack of lithium takes this...female...seriously.
Hockey Mum Sarah ex-Governess of Alaska is famous for her shrill shrieking style, displaying a pitifully shallow persona which one hopes is stage-managed to give the rest of the world a good chuckle at the Americans' ability and unique quality to make fun of themselves, a real-life female version of Homer Simpson-cum-Belching Barney at Mo's, giving us ever-more hilarious soundbites as she sets herself up as the dumbest woman on Earth.
There's a lot more where that came from - http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/30-11-2010/115998-spankin_sarah-0/
Then there was - Sarah Palin: A Worthless Bag of Hair
Deletehttp://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/14-09-2008/106355-sarahworthless-0/
She is so rife with idiocy, devotion to “normalized violence,” and a river of venom that froths and seethes under her guise of “Christian compassion” that it is virtually impossible to pinpoint her most loathsome and dangerous trait. However, her zealous adherence to Western culture’s paradigm of dominionism, meaning dominion over the environment and nonhuman animals, demonstrates and encapsulates most of Sarah Palin’s myriad sociopathic tendencies that readily qualify her to occupy the Oval Office.
http://english.pravda.ru/world/americas/29-09-2008/106487-sarah_palin-0/
And you must remember recently Pravda called her a traitor. Well, I guess you get the picture.
I wonder how sketchy Mr. Etch-A-Sketch will change his statement.
ReplyDeleteHe's way better than my ex. governor, Timmy P., for doing pawlenty of flip flops to pander to what ever is currently doing well in the tea polling and polls.
Flip flop, Mitt's plip plops right into the pandering toilet that is the wrongly righteous GOP/tea.
Thanks Pravda, hopefully Mitt will plip plop himself into current and future irrelevancy. Spend time with the grandkids watching his car elevator go up and down when he does his tear down in La Jolla. Too bad he's getting another Mitt palace based on him being another of 'merica's best current robber barons.
He won't. He'll spin this into a good thing. I'm just waiting for one of them (most likely Rick IHaveNoFilter Santorum) to come right out and say "Diplomacy is for pussies".
Deleteor "diplomacy makes me want to vomit".
DeleteOT: DOJ looking into investigation of News Corp for it's payoffs related to it's cracking of a competitor's pay TV system in Australia under the Foriegn Corrupt Practices Act.
ReplyDeleteAlleged is a payoff of £2000 to the Surrey Police in exchange for "some work".
This sort of payoff is at the heart of The FCPA, methinks News Corp is in trouble
I've only found old postings about DOJ looking into the possible 9/11 phone hackings. Nothing on what you have posted.
DeleteCan you provide a link?
Baddabing!
Deletewww.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/media/9174381/News-Corps-2000-payment-to-Surrey-Police-a-key-issue-for-US-authorities.html
"According to Bradley Simon, a former DoJ lawyer in the US, the latest claims leave News Corp further exposed across the Atlantic, where the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the DoJ and the Securities and Exchange Commission are all investigating potential breaches of the Foreign and Corrupt Practices Act. "
Baddaboom!
Mittens is completely out of touch with Americans (those in the 99%), and apparently out of touch with 99.999999999% of the world population (Saudi oil Princes excluded). What a baffoon! What's on tap for tomorrow Mitt, piss off the Chinese??
ReplyDeleteThere IS one person in the United States who can tell what's going on in Russia-- Sarah Palin. All she has to do is step out to her front porch with her binoculars.
ReplyDeleteGryphen...you are hitting it out of the park today.
ReplyDeleteI think it's your best news-hounding EVAH!
Clap...clap...clap!
Don't forget this comment about Queen Sarah in 2008..
ReplyDeleteOpinion » Columnists
Palin – the Devil in disguise
12.09.2008
The candidate for the Vice Presidency of the United States of America, whose experience in small town politics, mothers´day dos and the local hockey club is her claim to fame, threatened to open the gates of Hell by attacking Russia in the event of another invasion of Georgia in a televised interview on ABC (shown today). One question for this self-opinionated upstart: Do you know what a nuclear holocaust is?
Sarah Palin, Mrs. Nobody know-it-all shreiking cow from Alaska, the joke of American politics, plied with a couple of vodkas before letting rip in front of incredulous audiences while McCain coos in the background, cuts a ridiculous figure as she strives to be taken seriously.
How can anyone whose husband is a member of the Alaska Independence Party and who is running for the Vice Presidency of the Union be taken seriously? How indeed can the Republican Party be taken seriously for not vetting this female, or have they not yet discovered the skeletons in her closet? We have.
So Sarah Palin, Mrs. Hockey Mom housewife-cum-small-town gossip merchant and cheap little guttersnipe, suppose you shut up and allowed real politicians and diplomats to do their work? Threatening Russia with a war is perhaps the most irresponsible thing anyone could do at this moment in time. Have you any idea what a nuclear holocaust is? Have you any notion of the power of Russia’s armed forces? Did you know that Russia has enough missiles to destroy any target anywhere on Earth in seconds?
That Mitt (Willard) Romney seems to be the best they've got says a LOT about the state of the Republican Party of today.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure who coined the term 'Palinization' of the Republican Party - but it seems to be pretty accurate.
Dang, one wonders what they'd have to say about the other dim-witted rouge, simple sarah...
ReplyDeleteAnyone else having trouble accessing the Pravda News website? I keep getting "access denied". Would it be because it's overloaded or something else?
ReplyDeleteYes! None of today's GOP understands the value of Diplomacy, Detante nor common sense in dealing with our own country, let alone the world community. That's the difference between a true Statesman (President Obama) and a mere politician (any of em, all of em that have been paraded in front of us since Shrub/Darth Mc Cain/Screechy Fromm to Man on Dog and Dog on Car.
ReplyDeleteWhy use guns, bullets, and bombs when Dialogue, Compromise and Respect can advance the cause of Peace?
Romney probably thinks Pravda is a fashion designer.
How come Pravda has Romney nailed, Palin uncovered, and all the rest and the media that Sarah and Sanctimonious call "liberal" calls out none of them for their outright lies. If it weren't for MSNBC, no one would know the truth that wasn't web savvy (and a visitor here!!)
ReplyDeleteI have never seen such a collection of pompous liars anywhere. And for what? Do they really think that lying about this President, lying about their intentions (no, the GOP LOVES women and our black friends and legal immigrants...we really love them! And we love our seniors who worked all their lives for health benefits and a pension that we will now tax or take away. We love them! And children? Why do you think we fight so hard for every fertilized egg to be born? it's a liberal lie that we want to turn education over to the church, I mean The Church, and that we hate programs to feed poor kids. A big lie. We love kids.) Uh huh, and Sarah Palin is a good mother.
I just found out "The Weekly Standard" is a Conservative paper. lol!
ReplyDeleteThis will only help Romney in teabagger circles. On Tuesday, I "debated" a drunken teabagger buffoon in a tri corner hat - I kid you not - who still seemed to think that Russia was communist. When I called her a buffoon for not knowing that communism ended in Russia 20+ years ago she quickly pivoted to Russia being "socialist." This inebriated cow would cheer Romney for taking it to those commie Russians.
ReplyDeleteThe moribund cave dwelling cousin humpers with more toes than teeth eat this kind of shit for breakfast.
As I've gotten older and the hair has now greyed -- I have no patience or tolerance for the totally 'stunned & stupid'!!!
DeleteHow Kewl!!
ReplyDeleteVideos of 'Dinner with Barack & Michelle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwBZ5hKFkkw
The young couple posted a video after the dinner speaking of their experience:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e37DzKfXkQM
One of two things would happen to me or maybe both -- wouldn't be able to talk and/or wouldn't be able to eat. As I was always told growing up - 'Close your mouth or you'll be catching flies!'. I'd be overwhelmed and love every minute!!
Oh I'm jealous!
I thank Pravda for making me realize what i couldn't put my finger on:
ReplyDeleteMittens is TACKY!