Sarah Palin blames conservative woes on the "liberal, leftist, in the tank for Obama" press in this country. Says this on Republican propaganda machine Fox News.

Lately it has become virtually impossible to talk about Palin's interviews without mentioning her appearance. This time is no exception.

There have certainly been times when i was not certain she was wearing a wig, but not this time. The attempts to tuck it behind her ear to make it look more natural is an EPIC FAIL

That, plus the poker chip necklace, makes her look like an aging Las Vegas streetwalker. (I imagine the necklace must indicate some bizarre Wasilla tradition that encourages you to wear your poker winnings around your neck the next day. I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief that she was not playing strip poker. No telling WHAT would be hanging around her neck if she had!)

Well victorious at poker or not, it is clear that the Grizzled Mama is NOT in a very good mood. (I do believe that Perseus once held up a severed head with a similar expression to hers in order turn people into stone.)

In a somewhat agitated state Palin wastes little time in throwing out great handfuls of word salad, even before Greta Van "Sucks that I have to interview this loser" can even get out the first question.

Example right out of the gate:

"Hey heady stuff we're talking about today Greta, when you consider that the essence of America is liberty and many of us believe that  Obamacare essentially evaporates much of that essence. (Angry look.)

I know right? Personally I just hate it when my essence gets evaporated.

Greta attempts to ask Palin her opinion on how the Supreme Court decision on health care might impact the race, but Palin's answers are so nonsensical and convoluted that it is hard to actually decipher what she said. However the gist I believe is this, "Obamacare bad, imaginary Republican solutions to same problem good!"

However I would like to address Palin's response to the question of what the Democrats will do if the health care law is deemed unconstitutional. Here was her response:

"Well because the Leftist media, which is the dominant in our society today, because they protect President Obama, they will try to just dismiss the whole issue of it being deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, if that's the way this ends up, and they'll just try to divert attention  from voters and they'll move on to other issues. So very important that voters stay focused on the fact that, if it is deemed unconstitutional, that President Obama, WHO CLAIMS TO BE SOME CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR would try to cram down American's throat this idea that big, centralized government would be able to usurp not only the will of the people, constitutional enumerated limited powers of federal government."

Did you catch that part? Apparently President Barack Obama is only CLAIMING to be a Constitutional scholar. So I assume that those twelve years spent TEACHING CONSTITUTIONAL LAW at the University of Chicago Law School, were simply imaginary accomplishments that Obama simply made up in his head?

My assumption is that Klondike Kardashian is so used to simply "making things up" concerning HER accomplishments, that she just assumes everyone else does the same. Unfortunately for her, our President is a man of actual accomplishments, not imaginary ones.

Later Greta, looking like she would rather be having a root canal than interviewing Palin, asks the Grizzled One's opinion on Santorum's "bullshit" comment directed at reporter Jeff Zeleny.

"Yeah Santorum's response to that liberal leftists, in the tank for Obama, press character, really revealed some of Rick Santorum's character. (Yeah I thought he looked like a dick too! Unless of course she got something ELSE out of that exchange?) And it was good! And it was strong! And it was about time! Because he's saying enough is enough of the liberal media twisting the conservatives words, putting words in his mouth, taking things out of context, and even just making things up. So when I heard Rick Santorum's response I was like, well welcome to my world Rick! And good on ya! Don't retreat, you are saying enough is enough, and I was glad that he called out this reporter. And he and the other candidates, all of them, they need to do more of this because, believe me, the American PEOPLE are tired of what that leftist media continues to do to conservatives." 

So there you have it folks. Sarah Palin believes that ALL of the conservatives problems stem from the "liberal, leftist, in the tank for Obama, media making things up."

And her completely unsolicited advice to the candidates (Except Romney of course), is to portray themselves as victims and throw a tantrum whenever they are called out on the stupid things that come out of their mouths. After all, we certainly know how well that worked out for Sister Sarah.

You betcha!