Saturday, April 21, 2012

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Okay not really, but maybe someday?

I know I'd watch it.

(H/T to Ric.)

63 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:18 AM

    Sure eager for an investigation to get started and for the Toad to end up in jail. Cannot happen fast enough!

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  2. Anonymous3:18 AM

    Why don't you and ST stop trivializing the real problems of sex trafficking and prostitution?

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    1. Anonymous5:37 AM

      Yeah, okay, that's exactly what they need to do. Ignore it just like the APD and the Governor of Alaska. Just like the conservative elements in each State that want to be able to rape their wives and allow priests to get their jollys off of their vulnerable parishioners.

      If you can't get them to act on reporting alone, then satire is a very persuasive force that often prompts action when the public becomes more invested and engaged than by traditional mediums.

      When Tina Fey rolled out her impression of Sarah Palin, the nation started realizing we didn't have to take the GOP's word for it that she was a viable and serious candidate - exposing that first term quarter serving Governor as a vapid superficial politico-spokesmodel was a serious moment in the 2008 race for the White House.

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    2. Anonymous11:13 PM

      I think we owe Tina Fey a HUGE debt of gratitude for her masterful satire of Sarah Palin. It worked.

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  3. This has become shockingly common as a way for American men to make a living. I guess these are the guys that used to work in factories.

    Before I remarried, an acquaintance made overtures like that to me. I had a good job, a nice apartment, and was only responsible for one child, and he *still* tried to get something like that going. He went out the door awfully fast!

    I can only imagine the desperation of someone like Shailey.

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  4. Anonymous4:43 AM

    Are you any closer to determining who Todd works for? Who brought him in?

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    1. Anonymous7:16 AM

      Sarah did, that's what I heard.

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    2. Anonymous11:10 PM

      That's a good question. It's probably bigger than just Todd. Well he did have a partner in Alabama, I think. It's in Shailey's book.

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  5. Tom Joad5:08 AM

    See Leonardo Dicraprio as Track Palin, as he struggles with his own turmoil of identitty crisis, his biological father Curtis Menard dies in mysterious plane crash and is raised by Pimp the Toad.

    Maragret Cho as the sassy Brisdull, smart, energetic and full of love and life.

    Kathy Griffin as Willow, because we all know that Willow will one day come out on her own and expose the truth.

    Joe Pesce as Piper...the scrappy little fighter.

    Snoop Dog as Pimp the Toad.

    Kevin Spacey as Creepy Chucky

    And finally Phyllis Diller as Scarah Palin.

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    1. Anonymous6:18 AM

      Tom Joad - Perfect casting!

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    2. Anonymous7:16 AM

      Miss Piggy from the Muppets will play Bristol.

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    3. Anonymous7:22 AM

      Pee Wee Herman will play Todd. They are both perverts and have the same voice pitch.

      A match made in heaven.

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    4. Tom Joad12:19 PM

      Anon @ 8:22

      PeeWeeHerman is a good choice.....especially since Snoop called me this morning and said he wants nothing to do with this project.
      You know, the palin curse and all!

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  6. Anonymous5:32 AM

    I'm glad this won't 'die.' Every dirty little activity under the Palin's corrupting culture needs to be brought to light and exact justice.

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  7. Anonymous5:52 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HEHEHEHEHEHE!

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  8. Anonymous5:59 AM

    Went on HuffPost this morning and something very strange - yesterday there were several articles on Palin. Today not even one.
    Pat Padrnos

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    1. lilli6:28 AM

      6:59, I noticed that last night also..everything vanished. If you put Palin in the search box nothing current comes up. very strange indeed!!!

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    2. Anonymous7:27 AM

      It's all there now, Search under Palin..pictures and breaking news, she has her own page.

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  9. Anonymous6:13 AM

    Sounds like someone is pretty freaking delusional, suckers:

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shailey-Tripp/242223635809145?sk=info

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    1. Anonymous7:13 AM

      Where's theres smoke, there's fire.

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    2. Anonymous7:56 AM

      What EXACTLY is Delusional? We know Todd IS A PIMP! We know THAT GUY was one of the SS that guard the Toad?

      I think YOU are the one who suffers from Delusions, trolly!

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    3. Anonymous8:09 AM

      What's your problem? It is FACEBOOK, for crying out loud! It is not linked-in or some type of resume-upload!
      Go back under the rock you crawled out from!

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    4. Anonymous8:52 AM

      Means nothing, I have several Facebook accounts under different names. I use them for several different areas of interest in my life. I do not want anyone knowing anything about the "real" me so I fake those social network sites.

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    5. Anita Winecooler11:27 AM

      AnonymousApr 21, 2012 07:13 AM
      Sounds like someone is pretty freaking delusional, suckers:

      I copied and pasted the link and I didn't "hear" any "sounds"

      As far as someone being pretty freaking delusional and a sucker, if they are lies, why doesn't Todd or Sarah file a lawsuit?

      Apparently Sarah's the delusional sucker, for staying in a sham, loveless marriage just for appearance sake.

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  10. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Pretty impressive resume..on paper anyway.

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  11. Anonymous7:04 AM

    [My] life truly began. I became a mom,” wrote former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin about her first-born child in Going Rogue, an American Life. April 20, 1989
    http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/happy-23rd-birthday-sgt-track-palin-belated-11th-piper/question-2602811/

    Belated birthday, March 19, 2001, wish to Piper Palin who is now eleven years old.

    Who is Trig Paxton Van Palin? Where is his birth certificate? His day to remember is April 18, 2008. He is four years old this year, 2012. Last year Palin enablers would still send him birthday greetings.
    http://sarahpalininformation.wordpress.com/2011/04/18/happy-third-birthday-trig-palin/

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    1. Anita Winecooler11:32 AM

      So Sarah didn't exist nor live before Track was born? Someone get that woman some help! STAT!

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    2. Anonymous12:11 PM

      She does know how to work that Mama Grizzle hustle.

      Repetition is the most basic but effective method of brainwashing.

      http://voices.yahoo.com/25-things-know-brainwashing-and-729835.html?cat=4

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  12. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Wrong title...

    Should of read

    "Coming To A Prison Near You"

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  13. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Yippee I'm not the cover story on IM today.
    -Willblow

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  14. Anonymous7:09 AM

    WTF? I'm not the cover story on IM today.
    -Beefalo Brisket

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  15. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Todd: Sarah do you mind if Shailey visits me on my conjugal visit days in prison?

    Sarah: NOPE! As long as you don't mind Glen Rice, Brad Hanson, Levi, Gino and President Obama visits me on my conjugal visits days at the federal prison.

    Todd: Shailey... this is Todd calling... "You, You Light Up My Life"...

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    1. Anonymous9:05 AM

      LMAO! Thanks made my day :)

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    2. Anita Winecooler11:34 AM

      LOL That's a reality show I'd watch!

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    3. Anonymous11:01 PM

      I think Shailey would have some really choice words for Todd.... "Now you will know what it feels like to be a hoe...." Click.

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  16. Anonymous7:19 AM

    Sarah! Can you get me a reality show in prison? If not then can Bristol come film me in my cell?

    There's money to be made in this and I want my cut. I won't take anything less that want my cut was from Shailey.

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    1. Anonymous10:58 PM

      Oh, prison life will not be good for Todd. Somebody will claim him as their purse holder for sure.

      Besides, there are plenty of "reality" shows about life in prison and I don't think the inmates' cut is all that great.

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  17. Anonymous7:20 AM

    If I go to prison can I refuse visits from Sarah?

    Then it's a deal.

    I want to turn myself in.

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  18. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Sarah Palin's oldest son, mystery man Sgt Track Palin, makes his mother proud.
    http://barbaricthoughts.com/2012/02/track-palin-plays-football-before-deployment/

    Track is a Dillingham boy all the way. When stateside he is the right hand man of the man he knows as Pop, Todd Palin. The love of fishing makes for male bonding extraordinaire, two peas in a pod.

    in her quest to politicize, Sarah Palin came down hard on the executive branch of government when she heard what the Secret Service agent who protected her in 2008 wrote on his FaceBook. She slammed right back at the agent with her worse than tasteless 'dog meat' joke, aiming at the President of the United States of America.

    WHAT SHE FAILED TO MENTION WAS HOW HUGE OF AN INVOLVEMENT THE MILITARY HAS IN THIS BUSINESS.

    Did that slip her mind being that it is her son's birthday? She is so proud to be a Blue Star mother, she just can't handle what military life could actually involve? We've seen how close she was to the Morlock's of Wasilla. Daughter Bristol is still in a close relationship with employee, April Morlock. The Palin family would be the first to have seen the photos from Jeremy Morlock. It rendered them speechless. Again Palin is in critical denial. Only seeing part of the whole picture of the current prostitutional scandals.

    More to come, Congressional investigations and the Military has yet to show what all that part is about. Stay tuned...

    "The affair has also prompted a military investigation of the service members, including six members of the Army, two Navy Explosive Ordinance Disposal technicians, two Marine dog handlers and an Air Force airman.
    An Air Force colonel and a military lawyer were also dispatched to Colombia this week. Under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, patronizing prostitutes is a crime for military personnel. It is referred to as "compelling, inducing, enticing or procuring a person to have sex in exchange for money; or receiving money for arranged sex."

    http://www.thenewstribune.com/2012/04/20/2115169/fired-secret-service-officer-boasted.html

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    1. Anonymous11:57 AM

      David Chaney, Secret Service scandal agent: son of JFK agent George Chaney !

      http://vincepalamara.com/2012/04/20/david-chaney-secret-service-scandal-agent-son-of-jfk-agent-george-chaney/

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  19. Anonymous7:33 AM

    I wonder if it was Pimp Daddy Todd who insisted that Sarah get and wear her Belmont boobs?

    You can't be a pimp walking around with a boyish looking wife!

    Todd is probably thinking he married the wrong Heath girl. Sarah's sister Molly is the one with the huge milk jugs in the family.

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    1. Anita Winecooler11:38 AM

      That's utterly funny!

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    2. Anonymous10:26 PM

      Todd started pimping his wife when he saw dollar signs in her sexy appeal. Sarah is Todd's cash cow.

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  20. Anonymous10:20 AM

    Gryph...Don't you know? It's hard out here for a pimp.

    Hustle & Flow
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN0xK6bgQkQ

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    1. Anonymous11:26 AM

      Thank you for the musical interim. Another Pimp Daddy favorite
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlns82DCRiY

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  21. Anonymous11:37 AM

    This needs to be sent to all the news outlets w/the recommendation they read "Boys Will be Boys". I contacted MSNBC today - wish others would do so too. They need to stop giving Palin their bullshit coverage and ask her hard questions.

    The Palin family is nothing more than frauds! I want nothing more than to see Sarah and Todd put on trial for their many misdeeds and to end up in the slammer for the rest of their lives. They both deserve it!

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  22. Anita Winecooler11:39 AM

    Wonder if Todd borrowed the suit from O'Keefe?

    Thanks, Ric, for the laughs.

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    1. Anonymous1:20 PM

      So, Ric is the person we give credit to for the graphic?

      I absolutely love every single bit of it! So funny...the actors that will be playing Todd "Dick Tutone" and Sarah "Frigida Grifticia". Hilarious!

      Take a bow, Ric! You're one talented person! Thank you.

      -Alicat

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  23. Anonymous2:17 PM

    "Poor management skills? Boy that’s rich.

    Let’s talk about the debt Mayor Palin left Wasilla in.
    The piles of money Governor Palin threw at the loser of a business Mat Maid.
    The costly mismanaged construction of Goose Creek Prison?
    The termination of failed policies of signature pieces of legislation that Sarah used to define her energy expertise ACES and AGIA.
    Let’s talk about a small town realty attorney appointed to be the top lawyer in the State who advised the First Dude and staff to ignore a subpena.
    About the stodgy relic of a man who should replace him quoted as saying, “If you can’t rape your wife, who can you rape?” – WAR
    About the handling and firing of Commissioner Walt Monegan? And the tainted cop she tried to appoint as his replacement and was compensated $10,000 for a day of work?
    The affair of her aid to the wife of another friend (even if it ended in them marrying?)
    The recording of another aid threatening the job of an ex-brother-in-law to an Alaska State Trooper?
    The appointment of a HS BFF who loved cows as a qualifier to run the State’s Agriculture Department?
    The gross trail of appointments of Wasilla Church members to every facet of public seats and staff positions, including Wes Keller who sues the State every chance he gets, holds up housekeeping pieces of legislation just as much, and takes unaccounted rumors from ‘the internet’ at face value even if he doesn’t verify it himself?

    There is so much more that is so wrong with Alaskan society and government when Sarah was in charge, what does that say?"


    WOW you should read the rest of the comments posted here:

    http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/04/21/sarah-palin-cant-manage-todd-much-less-anyone-else/

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  24. Anonymous2:19 PM

    There's more....

    "Poor management skills? Boy that’s rich.

    Let’s talk about the debt Mayor Palin left Wasilla in.
    The piles of money Governor Palin threw at the loser of a business Mat Maid.
    The costly mismanaged construction of Goose Creek Prison?
    The termination of failed policies of signature pieces of legislation that Sarah used to define her energy expertise ACES and AGIA.
    Let’s talk about a small town realty attorney appointed to be the top lawyer in the State who advised the First Dude and staff to ignore a subpena.
    About the stodgy relic of a man who should replace him quoted as saying, “If you can’t rape your wife, who can you rape?” – WAR
    About the handling and firing of Commissioner Walt Monegan? And the tainted cop she tried to appoint as his replacement and was compensated $10,000 for a day of work?
    The affair of her aid to the wife of another friend (even if it ended in them marrying?)
    The recording of another aid threatening the job of an ex-brother-in-law to an Alaska State Trooper?
    The appointment of a HS BFF who loved cows as a qualifier to run the State’s Agriculture Department?
    The gross trail of appointments of Wasilla Church members to every facet of public seats and staff positions, including Wes Keller who sues the State every chance he gets, holds up housekeeping pieces of legislation just as much, and takes unaccounted rumors from ‘the internet’ at face value even if he doesn’t verify it himself?

    There is so much more that is so wrong with Alaskan society and government when Sarah was in charge, what does that say?"

    http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/04/21/sarah-palin-cant-manage-todd-much-less-anyone-else/

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  25. Anonymous2:34 PM

    Playa Playa! Hey Todd are you a hardcore pimp?

    You still wearing those stolen silk panties you got from the GOP convention Wasilla Hill Billy shopping spree?

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  26. Anonymous2:40 PM

    It's hard out there for a pimp.

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  27. Anonymous2:47 PM

    If I were a federal agent I would monitor Todd closely....

    Todd is a flight risk.

    He is within walking distance of Russia and Canada.

    If Todd makes it to Anchorage, those folks will never reveal his location and do not expect any cooperation from the Anchorage Police Dept if you try to extradite Todd back to Wasilla to stand trial for pimping, drug sales, money laundering, extortion.... etc.

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    1. Anonymous4:26 PM

      maybe not walking but snowmobiling!

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    2. Anonymous10:17 PM

      Todd ain't tuff enuf to survive in the wilderness, much less a foreign country!

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  28. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Todd you think you can avoid arrest in your Wasilla compound, don't forget we found Osama hiding in his compound!

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  29. Anonymous5:41 PM

    Pimpin' is soooooo harddd!

    Just ask Todd.

    If Todd would of taken the energy it took to run his pimpin' business and applied it to the Iron Dog Race, Todd could of won Iron Dog!

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    1. Anonymous10:13 PM

      He cheated in both endeavors.

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  30. emrysa7:27 PM

    lol @ the graphic... I'll be glad when this skank bastard gets what's coming to him. and, the quitter KNEW... rank bitch.

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  31. Anonymous10:01 PM

    The bible clearly says if we fail to admit we have done wrong, than we delude ourselves.

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  32. Anonymous11:03 PM

    This review is from: Boys Will Be Boys: Media, Morality, and the Coverup of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal (Volume 1) (Paperback)

    Before receiving Boys Will Be Boys my expectations were about getting the 'gossip' surrounding the Palins, but instead Ms. Tripp's life story became the 'street side' of Game Change.

    It is obvious her words ring true and it's almost painful to read such hurt that lifts off her pages as she shares her tumultuous journey.

    This Book goes beyond the gross activities of Todd Palin and into the big picture of our Society and how it treats the women who are most vulnerable to the big Business of prostitution. Shailey is bringing her story to the forefront to help anyone who feels that prostitution is their only option.

    Why a high priced Madam is front page news and not Shailey Tripp's story is what's so sad about today's priorities.

    Besides a compelling and well written book, Shailey begins each chapter with an eloquent poem.

    Thank you Shailey Tripp for your bravery ... if you touch just one life to make a difference then you have done more than many of us do in a lifetime.

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  33. Anonymous11:04 PM

    This review is from: Boys Will Be Boys: Media, Morality, and the Coverup of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal (Volume 1) (Paperback)


    You have to ask yourself after reading Tripp's book is, who protects Todd Palin? Who protects Sarah Palin, who is also guilty of lying and criminal acts. Why aren't the local, state or federal authorities interested in pursuing the charges they so richly deserve? Who covers for them and why? Tripp has emails and other proof of Todd Palin's involvement right in the book. The Palins have bullying down to a fine art and almost everyone is very afraid of them and won't dare stand up to them or confront them.

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  34. Anonymous11:05 PM

    This review is from: Boys Will Be Boys: Media, Morality, and the Coverup of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal (Volume 1) (Paperback)


    Finally, we learn what the National Enquirer was afraid to say; what Todd Palin has never denied; what Sarah Palin's lawyer tried to cover up by asking the Anchorage Police Department to issue a false press release to the National Enquirer. Todd Palin WAS reported by William Fortier as coming and going from Shailey Tripp's place of business. The Anchorage Police Department's records confirmed that. Yet the APD declared that there "was not one scintilla of evidence" implicating Todd Palin in the house of prostitution.

    In a compelling non-fiction account of the manipulation by Todd Palin of Shailey Tripp, Ms. Tripp reveals intimate details of the tragic story of her life and her sexual relationship with Todd Palin. Poor and destitute, Shailey Tripp lived in a public restroom with her two disabled children. She was so poor that were times when she didn't have enough money for toilet paper or sanitary napkins. This is the story of a predator taking advantage of a single mother who had lost all hope and turned to prostitution as the only alternative available to provide for her children. It is also the story of corruption in the state and federal governments in Alaska. Every man and woman in the country should read this account of the man who could have been the "First Dude" of America. Every Alaskan should be aware of the level of corruption in Alaska, and work to address this intolerable exploitation of both men and women.

    If Shailey Tripp is brave enough to write this book, each of us should be brave enough to read it.

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