Chins are the new boobs according to latest plastic surgery figures.
Chin implants - coined a 'chinplant' - is the fastest growing cosmetic surgery trend, according to statistics released by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS) and grew more than breast augmentation, Botox and liposuction combined in 2011.
Experts suggest the trend has been prompted by increased use of video conferencing in the workplace which causes employees to focus on their facial appearance.
Overall more than 20,000 procedures were carried out in the U.S. in 2011, the largest increase was seen in patients aged 40 plus, but their was also a sharp rise in patients in their twenties.
Now of course the argument can be made that Bristol's surgery did not significantly impact the upsurge in recent chin surgery, but it should be noted that she had her surgery in December 2010, and these were the statistics for 2011.
Overall: 20,680 (+ 71 per cent)
Women: 10,087 (+ 66 per cent)
Men: 10,593 (+ 76 per cent)
20-29 years: 2,750 (+ 68 per cent)
30-39 years: 2,587 (+ 69 per cent)
40-54 years: 5,075 (+ 77 per cent)
55 and over: 8,459 (+ 70 per cent)
So clearly AFTER Bristol's surgery there was a dramatic increase in "chin-jobs" in the US.
Of course this is not definitive proof that Bristol served as a role model to these poor inadequately chinned individuals, but you have to admit it IS an interesting coincidence.
And really who can blame them?
After all she looks magnificent.
That is the fugliest chin. Can't girls go back to boobs?
ReplyDeleteThat last picture of Beefy...the poor thing lips look like a FISH! Who told her that this is a good look for her??
ReplyDeleteGina, ain't it a shame? The Beefinator surely didn't need to change her face. She was such a pretty girl. Her bones are still growing for crying out loud!
DeleteI've struggled with my weight and self esteem since kidhood, and I know there's no quick fix to feeling and looking your best. Exercise is work and it's a pain in the ass, and I'd rather eat a mozzarella stick than a carrot stick!
Plastic surgery when you're a pretty young woman is just a damn shame.
Gina -- just noticed your avatar. I love it! Was this fab 'shop one of yours?
DeleteBeefy looks like a bulls ass!
DeleteOr maybe she is getting ready to plant her lips on her mothers or Kristys ass!
and yes its magnificently fug! Yep another PaYlin EPIC FAIL!
She's giving Zsa-Zsa Gabor look. Head tilted back, hands on hips, (look at meeeeeeeee), with the 'come-hither' puckered lips look. It's saying, "get a load of meeeeeeeeee"
DeleteIt reminds me of the I Love Lucy episode where Lucy and Ethel go to beauty school/modeling school and dress up as glamor girls for their husbands. That exact same hilarious facial look they made is on Bristol's face.
polApr 16, 2012 07:50 AM
DeleteGina -- just noticed your avatar. I love it! Was this fab 'shop one of yours?
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NO! But I wished it was! I LOVE IT! Look at her...in all her BALDNESS! LOL!!!
Ha! The ZsaZsa Gabor look! That glamour pose is really comical on Bristol - and that face! I wonder if she has really looked at that picture of her face and say WTF did I do!
DeleteI knew Zsa Zsa. She was illuminatingly beautiful at the time. I can't even bare to hear her name near the other one.
DeleteNo; cuter when natural.
ReplyDeletePlastic surgeons will do the work and take the money, even if the surgery is unadvisable.
A male friend had a very weak chin. When he came into an inheritance, he had a chin implant just like Bristol’s. It did make him more handsome, but also caused his mouth to droop open, rather unattractively, when he was looking down and concentrating (laptop, book, etc.).
harsh photo so early in the A.M.
ReplyDeletePhuck chins,,, gimme boobs any day!
ReplyDeletebill in belize
If your kid does THIS to her face on purpose at such a young age, you have failed as a parent. How sad. She will never be able to look normal again. However, she really did look just like Chuckles, and I suppose I might want a different face if I saw Creepy Chuck with long hair every time I looked in a mirror.
ReplyDeleteHow does she look abnormal? She looks the same, witha slimmer chin. And it obviously enhanced her life, as her nemesis' new boobs apparently enhanced hers. What's the difference between suctioning some fat and tattooing your entire body, including face?
DeleteWow, Kristy (or is it Bristol?). Hate much? How sad you're so obsessed with someone who clearly has no time for you. "Nemesis"? Really? Lame, just pathetic.
DeleteWell, for starters, it looks like someone inserted a sno-cone holder in there instead of a reasonably-sized medical-grade implant. She looks like a freak and should sue the mangling, fat-suctioning dentist who did this to her. Second of all, WHAT THE FUCK do you mean, "What's the difference between suctioning some fat and tattooing your entire body, including face"???? Umm...Kristy the Kreepy Palin Stalker, I realize you are slipping into madness, but I urge you to think twice about getting Palin portraits, propaganda, and Facebook status updates tattooed on your entire body, including face. In case you don't take my advice, though, don't forget that sculpture of Bristol at Wasilla High...it would look lovely inked on your forehead I am sure.
DeleteTo AnonTroll @ 8:29 AM: Put a black pointy hat on Bristol and color her green, and she'd look just like Dorothy's nemesis in the Wizard of Oz movie. That's how abnormal she looks.
DeleteAs for enhancing her life, she's gotten 2 failed "reality" shows (with her slinking back to Wasilla while Kyle Massey performs in Las Vegas with the DWTS stars) and another moronic local redneck boyfriend instead of an educated classy guy who could teach her some manners and elevate her intelligence.
One thing for sure, Bristol will never be invited to pose even partially nude for Playboy, not with those stretch marks.
Oh pulease Krusty! You wouldn't know "abnormal" if it bit you in the face.
DeleteAnd there you go attacking Sadie again. Fuck off you Palin Ass Kissing.
Spreading her legs and birthing enhanced her life monetarily. The Plastic surgery gave her a false feeling of security.
DeleteYou have to admit that that chin would make a wonderful "ice breaker" at a party!
DeleteShe's really grown into her look now, I think part of it might be the dramatic weight loss that she's been thru, looks to me like 30-40lbs. It rather makes the rest of her body match her face. Also, we should be fair and realize that in that last "fishy pout" photo that a camera shutter is only open for less than a second and can catch a person in a strange look or pose and forever have it preserved on film or digitally. Not that I support Bristol or her lifestyle, but really she is so much prettier now and what the heck, it's only plastic surgery. People do it, lots of people, not just celebrities or wanna be's...if it's broken, fix it, why go around looking like a mutt if you don't have to? We get one chance at life, why live with small breasts, weak chin, flat cheeks or an unattractive nose?
DeleteAlso, I'm not Kristy, just a person who is realistic about the benefits of plastic surgery and who doesn't see the current Bristol as being a hideous gargoyle as some of the rest of you seem to. If she wouldn't have had the surgery and lost weight you'd just be posting photos of her chubby face and body and making fun of them.
Oh yea, your not krusty...right. Adderall make you lose weight fast.
DeletePretty sure she will be "take out chin Paylin" with a bobblehead.
She does look like she also had a facelift. NOTICE how her eyes are slanted in the post-plastic surgery photo, before plastic surgery her eyes are not slanted. What doctor would do a face lift on a 20 year old?
DeleteI am most certainly not Kristy, just a person that realizes that when your daughter or son comes to you, miserable with body malformations, that you act upon it and fix what is making him or her unhappy. None of you can tell me that if your child desired a procedure that would improve their looks and outlook that you would not be first in line to make that happen. If you wouldn't then you are an uncaring parent. Just think braces, to straighten crooked teeth. Everyone does that for their child. Parents should also take care of other features that render their child unattractive. Nose jobs are often covered under parent's insurance as procedures to correct "breathing abnormalities" and constricted airways. See, you can help your kid for the cost of your co-pay! Win, Win!
DeleteOne thing for sure, Bristol will never be invited to pose even partially nude for Playboy, not with those stretch marks.
DeleteGorilla nude and they might have her. She loved the gorilla suit, or so she said when she was drunk.
You are a fucking psycho.
Deleteto anon at 1:50 pm.
DeleteWhat sad self-centered superficial children you must have. IMO, a good parent would teach his/her child to develop self esteem, and how to spot what really matters - on the INSIDE.
OMG WHO CARES!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't we focus on exposing babygate for awhile?
Got anything new on this?
Pictures??
Beyond frustrating.
TRUE STORY. The more we a nation harp on this, the more we hurt ourselves and our fellow citizens. As long as there's hollywood, there will be plastic surgery. Walk inside ANY theatre in NY and just count the face lifts. Stroll Malibu beach and count the boob joobs. You personallyknow someone who had work done, MJ. Ask her WHY if you're do interested. But don't malign a girl just for getting rid of a little bit of chin fat.
DeleteAnon @ 8:27 AM, "...getting rid of a little bit of chin fat." Hahaha! It would have been a lot less expensive to STOP EATING FAST FOOD if that was all she wanted to get rid of.
DeleteIt's pretty obvious "a little chin fat" plus a bit of plastic migrated to that place on her receding Chuckie chin where the hated multiple dimple indentations used to be.
Funny thing is, the most recent photos of Bristol show the multiple dimples coming back, despite the fat transplant. Can't deny your heritage, Bristol.
She looks like a Fish out of water.
DeleteJoobs!?
DeleteWho is MJ Krusty? Micheal Jackson? He's gone remember.
You are such a palin asskisser.
Why don't your bros and sisters put your ass away.
You better watch it...mailing around the paylumps personal pics, you might get put in jail like the christies...
And that would be awesomeness for us who have to suffer through your bullshit day in and day out!
Yeah right - just a little fat-removal will make your chin elongated and skinny like Lenno's. MHMMM!
Delete(Maybe she secretly is a Lenno-lookalike-wanna-be?)
Yes, let's expose Babygate. It's been, what, 4 years now? We all know that Palin, at least Sarah Palin, was not pregnant with Trig, but it seems that she has won this battle. Wherever Trig came from it is unlikely that we the public will ever be aware of it. And really, whatever his genesis, Sarah Palin will have him to raise, forever and ever; a little prop with special needs that will require her attention well into her sunset years. She could have just been honest, but no, she has a special needs child that she claims as her own that will never leave home. She made her bed and now she must sleep in it. Obviously she didn't think this thing through....
DeleteYes, let's expose Babygate.
DeleteShe is hiding one of the babies in that chin.
Watch and see, it will go down, flatline.
It's called institutionalization;
DeleteShe is not now, nor will sarah palin,
Ever
Care for Trig.
This is random
DeleteAnonymousApr 16, 2012 01:50 PM
I am most certainly not Kristy, just a person that realizes that when your daughter or son comes to you, miserable with body malformations, that you act upon it and fix what is making him or her unhappy. None of you can tell me that if your child desired a procedure that would improve their looks and outlook that you would not be first in line to make that happen. If you wouldn't then you are an uncaring parent. Just think braces, to straighten crooked teeth. Everyone does that for their child. Parents should also take care of other features that render their child unattractive. Nose jobs are often covered under parent's insurance as procedures to correct "breathing abnormalities" and constricted airways. See, you can help your kid for the cost of your co-pay! Win, Win!
You're an idiot.
A hairlip or birth defect is one thing, Beefy had no problems maintaining her cud chewing weight, having babies out of wedlock, having premarital aerobic sexual intercourse (with and without the chin job), failing miserably at one reality show, walking back the lies Nancy wrote for her book.
Any parent that condones this behavior is an idiot too.
Did I mention you're an idiot?
Hi Sarah, Welcome Back!
DeleteQuick question, Where's Trig's Birth Certificate?
Oh and PS to Sarah...
DeleteWe all know that tomorrow is the 4 yr anniversary of the beginning of "The Wild Ride".
And, We all know you lied about birthing Trig. So pretty much it's a stalemate...unless you decide to something stupid again, like run for a public office.
So at the very least, Gryphen, the IM community at large, and a whole slew of the blogosphere has neutralized GriftZilla.
If we can collectively keep up the pressure in the form of ostracizing her, her 83 IQ will fail, she'll make a big mistake, and end up behind bars.
Where both Mr. AND Mrs. Palin belong!
Everyone knows that Sarah Palin did not birth Trig. We also know that Bristol had a chin job and it improved her looks. I am not an idiot, I'm a realist. Being a realist, I also know that Trig's truth will never come to fruition, at least not in the next decade. Palin trumped us all with that one, but who really cares? I also must impress upon Anita Winecooler that caring parents do provide the necessary surgery for their children that are unhappy with their looks. In modern America these things happen, frequently. We no longer have to live with ourselves if we are unhappy, we have choices.
DeleteBristol used to be so pretty.
ReplyDeleteShe is no longer that sweet young girl that can be forgiven her transgressions. Sad.
DeleteLooks like the cheeks and jowls got a tune up, also, too.
ReplyDeleteYes, but those are making a come-back! Her chin, however, has an implant, so it will stay until someone surgically removes the plastic or whatever they used in there.
DeleteNo she didn't start the trend, remember she had a dental procedure /snark
ReplyDeleteI really think those fishlips may be pronouncing a very emphatic "F", as in the beginning of uttering a "Fuck You" or "Fuck Off" to an audience?
ReplyDeleteAt least, that is how is has looked to me from the beginning.
No, its
Delete"Fuck me & don't forget the winecoolers also,too"!
Beefy Apr 16, 2012 09:24 :
DeleteROFLOL!!!
The winecoolers are doing fine in that department, without Beefy's help!
DeleteWhat's the use of elongating your chin if you don't stop eating long enough to keep the jowels at bay?
ReplyDeleteWho on earth was her role model for all of this - as my Mom used to say "she was such a pretty girl"
ReplyDeleteIf ever there was a waste of medical resources it would have to be plastic surgery for folks who want to look "different". Bristol is a prime example - going from a fresh natural look to ahhhhhhh - and before she was 21 years old.
(I do realize there are valid reasons for plastic surgery - but surely not to ruin a young woman's facial features)
So she gets lipo to get rid of her round face, and you're saying she's the catalyst for new chins entirely? That may work if her chin were ACTUALLY a fake.
ReplyDeleteShe looks the exact same, with a little less fat around the lower half of her face. Zoom in on the family picture. Same as she always was.
Wow, Kristy the Kreepy Palin Stalker, you are, as they say in my neck of the woods, higher than a damn billy goat.
DeleteFail.
DeleteShe had a receding jawline like her grandpappy (daddy?? yuck). You can lipo till the cows come home, it won't unrecede a receded chin.
That there's one of them newfangled implant thingies.
Yeah, that tell-tale swelling above her jawline was so natural for a gal who longated her face in a Leno-JohnKerry-like fashion.
DeleteFace it, the girl swift-boated her face.
Nothing wrong with that, but the lying and the slamming of others who do engage in plastic surgery is just another hypocritical Palin trait.
Does it hurt physically to be that stupid?
DeleteOuchie all day long.
She put a take out tray on her face so she can use it at MickeyDees!
DeleteAnd she wants to audition for Jay's show, note the CHIN!
She is the female Jay Leno, looks wise, certainly not brainwise.
hey 8:17, didn't bristol say that her new look is the result of jaw realignment surgery? why does such a "strong" person need to lie to the world (repeatedly)?
DeleteYeah, Krusty, focus on the family photo, same chin, no difference Right, I get it. I don't see any difference at all.
DeleteExcept her chin implant, her neck was sculpted, and she had something sucked out of her jowls.
Just look at the three photos on this post and tell us you see no difference. We'll believe you.
There's no way she had actual surgery that requires lengthy recovery. She looked the same throughout December and Jan when she was photographed in AZ shopping at Target. Then merely one week later, she was at her speech in late Jan and had the more slimmed appearance. That's lipo, not getting a new chin.
ReplyDeleteSorry to be DA, but I had to remind people of that.
Remember the scarf in tropical Haiti?
DeleteIt is the magical chin. Just ask any credible surgeon. It is all done with magic. Rev Muthee or lack magic.
Deleteblack magic
DeleteMy dear, you're delusional. She had a recessed chin before, lipo alone wouldn't give her a chin she never had.
DeleteShe was never pretty, and now she looks ridiculous.
DeleteKrusty,
DeleteYou were told to supply photos to corroborate your Palin Family Time line.
You can't, so you don't.
Fuck.off.
Look at the relationship of the chin to the line of the teeth. Big difference before and after, so don't try to claim she didn't have a chinplant.
DeleteNot having a prominent chin myself, I might have gone for something like that in my younger days, had I the money. Now I'm just happy with what God gave me, at least I don't scare small children. As poor Bristol ages...shudder.
You're nuts. The proportions of her face, width to length, have totally changed. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that. Duh.
Delete"She looked the same throughout December and Jan when she was photographed in AZ shopping at Target. "
Deleteshe looked NINE MONTHS PREGNANT in her taped tour of the AZ house - you know, the scene when her body double (cousin) was not being filmed
11:03 AM
DeleteKrusty sent a load of pictures and videos to Shailey Tripp. Remember she was dramatizing the big reveal and then only posted the wonderful family pictures? More build up, Shailey said she would give the ones she did not publish to someone else.
WHERE ARE THE GINO VIDEOS? WE WANT TO SEE THEM! Ask anything to Shailey. She has tons of e-mails, pictures and videos from all Krusty friends and enemies.
I would not expect much from Shailey. Her story never hit mainstream and she is looking for a real job now. She gave Todd a few handjobs, big deal, not a big story there. She needed more proof which she could not provide now she either gets a job or goes on welfare, or wait, she could go back to being a massage therapist...why did she never go back to her real job which she was trained for? Why did she not just get a job as a massage therapist again and instead asked her blog readers for money? Guess that was easier than having a job.
DeleteI think women with giant pointy chins look disturbing. I never liked the Jennifer Anniston effect. Not interested in women that resemble The Joker. LOL
ReplyDeleteI'll just leave this little gem here:
ReplyDeletehttp://images.craigslist.org/5W05Kb5H13M83F83Hfc4ffb675c390fca1070.jpg
OMG, it's starting to look more like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now with each iteration.
DeleteLuddy
I think Sarah should get a chin just like Bristol.
DeleteMuahahahaha!!
DeleteHear that, Sarah? That's everybody laughing at you.
It's sort of ironic, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteBritta is pretty but needs to shave several inches off her granite chin. Bristol had creepy Chuckles lack of jawline. Together Bristol and Britta would probably have the perfect chin!
Weird, huh?
Chin-jobs Bill passes overwhelmingly in the house...Thank you Palin's for saving America with your common sense, back-asswards Christian values.
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious what brisdull's idea of attractive is and she's way off the mark. Her chin looks huge and reminds me of a halloween witch.
ReplyDeleteHer face looks odd and I'm not saying this because I don't like her. Because I really don't like her.
But, c'mon!
She's got some issues with self-esteem for sure. Her previous face was pretty, not gorgeous, but pretty and softly attractive. Now, not so much. Her face LOOKS altered and the new look is just sad.
My goodness, this pretty girl has butchered her face. What a shame that she was raised to have such body issues and low self esteem.
ReplyDeleteAs one of the above postered already stated it goes directly to poor parenting.
What a shame, a fresh, youthful pretty face have been replaced with one of those plastic surgery gone wrong pics.
Bristol, you need to stop taking your dumb ass mother's advice. You have intentionally fucked up your face.
DeleteHey Baby Bitch, you can change your looks, but you can't change your character. Just ask the head BITCH about that.
ReplyDeleteand can't change the fact that your papa is a pimp and your mama is a retarded dumbass grifter!
DeleteI don't think Bristol created a trend so mach as got sucked into a growing one. I think the Kardashians and Snooki have been (sadly) a huge influence on young women and teens these days. It used to be enough to dress like your celebrity idol but now girls feel they need to look like them too. The chin is what's trendy these days. Faces have become mere fashion accessories. Women used to wear make-up to enhance their own beauty, now they wear it to try to look like whoever is leading the pack.
ReplyDeleteI was sad to see that Bristol, like so many young women, had gotten swallowed up in that same trap. Plastic surgery can do some wonderful things to balance out bodies that need help, and a face lift can be wonderful for a face that is aging less than gracefully, but when young women surgically alter their appearance to conform to some shallow replication of what beauty has been determined to be at the moment, that is just tragic.
Bristol looks like a cutter now. Not an independent cutter, one who has to pay someone to do it for her.
DeleteJersey Shore is POPULAR with Bristol and the kids of Wasilla. Sarah's fan club (hockeymom, blonde hair Levi) were all about mimicing Jersey Shore.
Bristol is Snooki. Much more Snooki than Kardashian. She even is having her face done so she looks more like Snooki. Snooki shacks up, Bristol shacks up. Snooki is pregnant, Bristol ........ ? We know she tries.
Poor pitiful Gino. At least he has Shailey Tripp in his corner. Shailey could not say enought nice things about him and his family. Be sure to read her blog before it is shuttered.
"How about these apples?' all good praise for Sarah family.
"Gino, what are you thinking?" Shailey loves the Paoletti family and can't say enough good things.
After that Shailey turns off. Ask her anything before Friday.
Shay has gone all mystery on us.
Deletehave to agree - Bristol didn't start the trend because nobody knows or cares who Bristol is.
DeleteSnookie and the Kardarshians are the role models for chin jobs and other surgeries.
It's not really new. I remember in the 60s going to college and meeting a bunch of women from NY/NJ who had the cutest little turned up noses- all the same. Dr. Diamond noses they called them. Trouble was, they didn't really match their faces.
DeleteShe was starting while comparing herself to Willow on Sarah's special, then she went on DWTS, got a taste of "the plastic barbie girl" hollywood fakery. Her ego got puffed up from climbing up in the ratings, thinking she had a chance at the big glitter ball as a "FU to her HATEREZ", but she came in third.
DeleteAfter being the first contestant in the history of the show to "ahem" gain weight, she needed to do something drastic to fuel her ego, but it backfired.
This comes from absentee parents who don't clearly define limits. She fell into some money, and went for the quick fix.
She had such a soft, natural beauty about her before she attacked her face.
ReplyDeleteIt's really very sad. And why isn't it being pointed out that her natural beauty was what GOD gave her? All my life I've heard this repeated. God gave you this or God gave you that. Why are they trying to change God's will? Do they not believe what they say about God and his plans? Wait, I guess they don't.
My girls may not be swimsuit models but they are VERY pretty and happy with themselves the way they were created. They concentrate on expanding their knowledge and not what other people think they should look like.
What is wrong with a girl that age, who is that unhappy about herself, that she would choose to change her entire face? Utter FAIL for her parents.
Thank you!
DeleteReason thirty two why Brisdull should never, Ever be viewed as a role model.
Funny thing:
I caught a bit of Keeping up with the Kardashians.
The older girl was trying to lose her post baby weight in time to look amazing for magazine cover, bikini shoot.
The girl said that she wanted to be an INSPIRATION for other women.
...the dumb bitch was under ~ eating and over ~ exercising due to the stress of the shoot and her NEED to be seen as a sex symbol.
She passed out running at the beach and the paramedics had to come check her.
Role model?
Oh. Fucking. Please!!!
What a disgusting shame.
ReplyDeleteI didn't like her even back when she was a fresh faced beauty. But I still had to admit- her features were lovely and that shiny hair and beautiful brown eyes were a gorgeous hat tip to her father's native heritage.
Now look at her. Trout pout, poo colored weave, and a nose job which allows us to see IN side her nostrils.
And she paid tens of thousands for all that.
Good God, Sarah. What did you do to this woman when she was still just a girl?
I'm often struck by how painful it is for most parents to watch their children suffer because of their looks (and I believe at some point, we all suffer...)
DeleteBut most of us Grow up and Grow IN to our bodies.
Hopefully, we realize that there is no such thing as perfection, and we grow to admire how our imperfect bodies have carried us thus far.
But, if your child is so unhappy to look like you, her mom, or her dad, to the point where they cut, slice and chop their face?
It would absolutely break my heart, as a mother.
I noticed her nose too... Did she have her nose lengthened too? Looks like it.
DeleteYUCK!
ReplyDeleteIf Bristol had waited a few years, her face would have slimmed naturally as she grew older. People lose that baby fat look (unless of course they gain lots of weight elsewhere). There is no way that is her natural chin.
ReplyDeleteSome people do have weight problems. Did you see that Carney Wilson is having her second stomach staple? Doing it on reality show. She means well, to help others see what it is truly about.
DeleteBristol is a fluff piece and a liar and a fraud.
I will be shocked if Bristol Gino show can sell. Maybe to something uber sleazy.
There are ways she could earn some serious cash.
"Some people do have weight problems."
DeleteHave you noticed Willow has puffed up in her face?
I wonder if she is having a little bast... oops I mean child too?
The word around Wasilla says it is a baby or was an abortion. Hard to keep up.
DeleteWhen Bristol sells a show we can see as much as they will allow for the times they film.
Maybe they will start running a nursery school with all kinds of wee ones in the mix.
Bristol is simply a superficial sycophant with a double-digit I.Q. just like her mommy dearest. Since there was no structure or emphasis on anything of true value in life, the kids fended for themselves. Early multiple sexual partners, drinking, destruction of property, many absences from school.
DeleteApparently the "parents"--and I use this sparingly--didn't have a clue, or didn't care what was going on with their offspring. After all who was more important in that "family"? Why yes, of course, it was the stupid, self-centered, smelly, smarmy Sarah. What a great couple of parents in name only. One crazy, uneducated and ineducable mom along with one prostituting women/girls dad. PTA and parent/teacher conferences were down the list of things to do. Bristol learned what was valued at home. We all have our priorities.
As much as it pains me to say it, but Willow is one cute looking Palin. I hope that she does not fuck up her face, too also.
DeleteWillow is working on fucking up her life, right now;
DeleteShe may get to screwing up her looks too.
Priorities!
Her face already looks distorted and this is the best time. As it goes overtime, that is when she and those that follow her trend will pay with more than money.
ReplyDeletePoor body dysmorphic Stockholmed Bristol.
When will Sarah launch her next Frontier Woman campaign? Repub women are REALLY into the latest prostitution scandal. MILITARY AND SECRER SERVICE, allegations.
Yeah, Sarah, post a Facebook diatribe on prostitution. I dare you. Quote your resident expert "husband" Pimp Daddy TAWD.
Deletesarah and Bristol must stay relevant. RIGHT NOW IT IS PROSTITUTION. Whatever could hold them back for addressing something she is an expert in.
DeleteHer energy show was another EPIC FAIL. She needs to go with what will work for them and bring in some money to poor Pacs.
GO SARAH BRISTOL! Expose those darn pimps and prostitutes. Give em heck while they are in the news. Don't let your fellow women folk down. You are needed on the front lines.
DeleteFrontier women unite fight off pimps, good wages for working girls. Health ins, too, also.
It's that damned Jay Leno. He's ruined this country.
ReplyDeleteBristol, nor her mother for that matter, don't start trends. They copy.
ReplyDelete"Klondike Kardashians" was coined for a reason.
That long chin looks ridiculous on Bristol. So unnatural looking.
ReplyDeleteBristol may think she looks beautiful but the chin should be replaced with a more natural looking one. This one looks like a shelf.
ReplyDeleteHmm? that picture in the car with girls, she has no chin. THat must be before surgery.
ReplyDeleteYes I agree, clean fresh face when she was 17. Now not so
The car, when she was driving the girls, that was her 20th birthday. She was celebrating and doing some bars. She was all weird on the street and everyone swore she was drunk. She proved them wrong by getting in the car and driving off. Like she was a wasted 20 year old drinking in a California bar.
Deleteshe was a wasted 20 year old drinking in a California bar.
DeleteVERY SNOOKI. she got by with it just like when she is home in Alaska.
She "fixed" her face with the Dancin' money.
DeleteSo yeah, she had the old face until she was done clodhoppin' her way through Los Angeles. She then bought the birthin' center in Arizona, had the baby, and then recovered from her jaw alignment, before movin' back to Wasilla.
Cracklin Charlie
Deleteand she couldn't have done it all without her hot real estate boyfriend, later just a pipeliner, GINO PAOLETTI.
You know his videos will be hot! Love those Italian studs. Jerseylicious!
OMG, Gryphen!!! O/T a bit, but I just (finally) saw Nick Broomfield's "Sarah Palin You Betcha" last night and it was chilling! As one who really dislikes Sarah's screech I've only seen the brilliant Game Change (3 times) and read Joe McGinniss' book, but Broomfield's doc showed a 'Dark Side' (Cheney wannabe?) of the Palins, the depth of which I hadn't seen before. And you were in it, too! Priceless interviews with the scared folks in Wasilla -- people who were genuinely in fear of their lives -- and now I totally see why some call Chuck Heath "creepy Chuck." I can't wait to see how Sarah burns her bridge to nowhere (as she always seems to do) with FOX "News." Stay tuned, All. Just wait 'til the money runs out and things go all "Lord of the Flies" in the Palin camp. I still think Bristol, her chin and Sarah are a shoe-in for "Grey Gardens Part II," except that the real big and little Edie were nice people ... So I highly recommend this amazing film! And, BTW, Mr. G., you rocked it!
ReplyDeleteNow, more than ever, we need a Democratic Landslide!!! Dominionists/Creationists/Racists need not apply ...
yep, where can I get my Leno chin? Want it so bad I will get it on the cheap at the mall. whatever it takes to be bewtiful!
ReplyDeleteHey Bristol, your dad is a Pimp, and your mother is a HOE. By the way, Sunny is a natural foxy lady. Levi UPGRADED.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sadie is HOT! HOT!
DeleteNo amount of plastic surgery on your Beefalo carcass will ever equal Sadie's natural beauty!
Did I mention Sadie is HOT? Cuz she is!
Sadie is a natural. Actually Bristol could have been. I think she and Sarah are lazy. Plus they live right on that lake. If you read about what the toxins do to people, it might explain a lot of what we see with the Palins. Not all, but the toxins are not improving them.
DeleteWhat has happened with Gino. I want to know more about him. He is going to be TV star or not? Where is his portfolio? Pictures? I want to see them. How do they sell him without getting photos out?
Yep, Sunny is natural. She does not need plastic surgery.
DeleteSadie HOT! HOT! HOT! NATURE!
DeleteBristol chin fugly. Hope she does a make over soon.
Shailey Tripp has Gino photos. She gave them to someone. Ask her. We want to see all that Shailey had. Find out who has them before she shuts down.
We can't even put Sadie in this conversation. Comparing Bristol to Sadie, come on. Shit, Sadie's shadow looks better than Bristol. It ought to be illegal to look as good as Sadie.
DeleteO/T Coincidence?? Or Curse???
ReplyDelete‘GMA’ Appears To Nudge ‘Today’ From Top Spot After 16 Years
http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/04/16/
today-and-gma-wonder-who-won-last-week/?src=tp
Curse. Her curse worked.
DeleteCNN drools over Palin so much, I often think she'll go to work(play for Palin) when she is done with Fox.
LOL! Don't give her too much credit, or her head will explode!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine her being a trend-setter, and her getting the credit for it - she will demand even BIGGER fees for her bland statements!
Oh yeah, maaaaaagnificent. Especially that inside-out upper lip.
ReplyDeleteNow excuse me Bris, I need to go take some meals and toys to the children of veterans who won't be coming home. Imagine what all that money you've spent on beauty would do for the little ones in need; what would Jesus want, Bristol? Hmm?
Blimpos are Blimpos are Blimpos... Snooki look-alikes still look like Snooki... PUKE !
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Palin Curse is alive and well...
ReplyDeleteGood Morning America Beats Today For First Time Since 1995
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/good-morning-america-beats-today-for-first-time-since-1995/
The fools at the Today Show didn't take us seriously. I emailed them that I would no longer watch the Today Show. I switched over to Good Morning America.
DeleteMe too! I've been enjoying GMA for almost two weeks now!
DeleteSo, does this mean that Bristol represents girls WITH surgically-enhanced chins only? Guess girls who must live with what they were born with, or who can't afford it, or who can't have this type of surgery for a variety of health reasons shouldn't try to relate with a Palin.
ReplyDeleteHer sex abstinence project must only reach upper-middle class and rich indulgent girls who can ask mommy and daddy for comfort surgery to get them through the hardships of abstaining, or single teen motherhood.
If you're chinless, poor, unattractive, unhealthy, you need not apply. And, not to forget if one can't afford to attend Bristol's abstinence speech tour, they might at least be able to afford US Magazine for a glimpse of the self-absorbed abstaining one.
Has anyone else been following Ashley Judd's "Puffy Face" campaign in the Daily Beast and on Twitter, #TheConversation?
ReplyDeleteAs tragic as her plastic surgery choices are, I have joined the vow not to dis women's looks, even those whose choices I find disturbing. It starts with each of us. Let's end the negative public discussions about women's bodies, weight, etc. It's wrong. It's lead to body image issues in women's psyches. No one is perfect. No one.
You're right but it's only water off a duck's back. Bristol is a very pretty girl, with or without the chinjob. This is nothing more than jesse's problem with Sarah that he's not able to deal with.
DeleteThe trouble is with the comparison pictures, before and after, is that we don't know which one to like and which one to dislike. Your point is lost.
DeleteWhen she and her mother stop foisting themselves on the general public, I'll shut up. Until then, fair game. They are SICK mentally.
DeleteAshley Judd is an older woman. Young girls don't have her as a role model so much.
DeleteBristol is a pied piper to some very young impressionable girls. She needs to be called out in all ways. Bristol has a potential to do a lot of damage and harm to young people.
She is also a role model for having sex. If you need to be attractive to get good sex, you might just want to start cutting yourself up or injecting the latest thing on the market.
I think this is a very important topic.
Bristol looks ridiculous with that long chin implant. It does not fit her face, it looks unnatural. It looks like Jan Brewers chin.
Deletehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/09/ashley-judd-slaps-media-in-the-face-for-speculation-over-her-puffy-appearance.html
DeleteI urge all IM readers to read Judd's OpEd on the subject of discussing women's bodies in derogatory ways. Gryphen, I hope you'll read it please and maybe do a post on it.
I like Judd. She is smart not to read what they write about her.
DeleteBristol gave herself away to the cult of Sarah, Mama Grizzly. Hers is a cautionary tale and needs to get out across the world. If she can't listen to people who are trying to warn her and help her find inner beauty, it is likely too late for her, but maybe a young child thinking how cool that chin is will consider the bigger picture. If parents can see those children need attention and love. If this reaches one parent that can guide a child right it is of great value.
AnonymousApr 16, 2012 01:56 PM, I do see your point. As a 53 y.o mother of three, who's tried to lead a healthy life by exercising regularly, eating right and dressing according to my age and body type,I look something like Susan Sarandon, but thinner. I find more women than men saying mean things about my body, more out of jealousy than any weight issue or overall "looks". And I normally don't belittle other women.
DeleteWhy is it that Ashley Judd always finds her way into the news cycle over women's issues just before she's starting a show or starring in a movie? She's right about a lot of things, but I've seen her with her mother and sister on talk shows.'Bashing Whynonna for her weight issues. Ashley remains neutral and silent or nods in agreement with her mom.
I'm picking up what she's saying in the article, but is she any better or worse than those talking about her face?
Bristol should give up on reality shows in favor of suing the doctor who did that to her. She was a pretty girl before she had that done. Pitiful. Sad.
ReplyDeleteIf she decides she doesn't like it she can have it changed. I think she is really quite happy with it. I think that most of the women who follow this blog are not so happy. Actually, downright tormented and angry comes to mind.
DeleteAll this is not helping to unearth the sad fact that Sarah faked her pregnancy though.
Anonymous, my beauty has been enchanting men since I was eighteen and outgrew my shyness. So I've been both a drab, poorly dressed mouse and a bombshell. But tormented, angry, unhappy? Nope.
DeleteI can see why Bri$tol and $arah might be, though.
11:32~
DeleteO Sage one,
you are SO right!
People should never put another person down to make themselves feel better...
kind of like calling "most of the women" here "tormented and angry".
Irony, line #1, dumazz.
Mrs Tarquain, you said it all so well. That's been my experience, it's called "growing into your skin", "blossomming" and "Knocking them dead", but it takes skill, brains and inner confidence to weather the process and refine the art.
DeleteHow is it that Bristol lost 5 pounds and her chin extended almost a foot in length and I lost 40 pounds and my chin did not grow?
ReplyDeleteSame way her mom can be "pregnant" for 18 dayz,
Deleteand give birth to a fully grown boy.
Hope Bristol doesn't become a trend-setter or we will see skanks who can't get enough penis announcing they are having trial marriages too.
ReplyDeleteshe's quite pretty with or without the chin job. But posting your favorite picture of her with a mouth full of cum is saying something about you. This must be the 10th. time you've used it! You really don't like any women all that much do you.
ReplyDeleteSo the true photo of her is offensive?
Delete"she's quite pretty with or without the chin job. But posting your favorite picture of her with a mouth full of cum is saying something about you."
DeleteWillow nobody said Bristol's mouth was full of cum.
Do you know something we don't?
"Cum" again? What Are you seeing in that photo? Delusions run deep...especially in shallow minds. Fixated to the 10th degree. Perhaps you need a break from IM if you are seeing cum at least 10 times.
DeleteShe is not pretty.
DeleteWTF are you talking about?
Deletecum ? Where do you see that psycho
DeleteYeah..."Gryphen" is the one with the Problem,
Deleteyou fucking sicko!
I think you meant to google "The oral minority", looking for porn, and ended up here. (I'm giving you an excuse)
DeleteThat's it, am I right?
Scurry on, nothing to see here...
lol but gryphen, isn't a protruding chin and thinner neck only a common result of jaw alignment surgery?
ReplyDeleteNo, to your question. She got a chin implant and liposuction of her neck.
DeleteO/T but will it take the WOMEN to stop the madness???
ReplyDeleteCrack That Whip: Florida Women Senators Unite to Flex Their Muscles Against GOP
Score one for moderate sanity and the power of sisterhood.
Facing mounting frustration in the boys club of the state Senate, the 13 women of the Florida Senate forged a coalition from both sides of the aisle against divisive Republican bills that were being rammed down their throats while their own bills were being thwarted and ignored.
http://www.politicususa.com/crack-that-whip-florida-women-senators-unite-to-flex-their-muscles-against-gop/
Did anyone else notice that HALF of those implants were done on men? What is that about?
ReplyDeleteMen are risk takers, more prone to accidents, add Kenny Rogers, Wayne Newton, Barry Manilow and Ann Coulter- the numbers go waaaaay up.
DeletePersonally I think Bristol Palin was her prettiest before all of the surgery.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
Same here, Beaglemom.
DeleteI have a beagle neighbor. I love hearing him bark. We call him Buster, but that is not his name.
Nope the chin job now makes her nose, boobs, face very ugly. Stupid girl. But she could remove the fat between the ears, that might help.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Barstool try to pass off this chin implant, as "Dental Work"? Of course, only the stupid bots believed it.
ReplyDeleteYes. She is such a joke. Anyone that out of touch with reality is in a cult or on drugs or both.
DeleteHey Bristol can you explain something to me?
ReplyDeleteYou claimed that you had your mouth realigned and lost some weight which caused your chin to extend.
Well I put my hand on my chin and moved my lower mouth up and down and then extended it and retracted it but my chin did not move independently. My chin and lower mouth moves as one.
Are you telling me your lower mouth was medically realigned and your chin moved itself or extended itself?
Maybe doctors should write a paper on that medical marvel that only happens at Dead Lake Lucille?
Sarah must have really wanted her daughters to be the Klondike Kardashians - because that would keep HER in the limelight. I just don't see this one going anywhere.
ReplyDeleteLooking at a picture of the Kardashians, in spite of the chiny-chin-chin, Bristol is the big one. Willow is more Kim-like - and Piper is the little one.
"Anonymous Apr 16, 2012 08:23 AM
ReplyDeleteWonder if Sarah-she-who-trashes Pres. Obama will have anything to say about the Secret Service's antics that could come back to bite her."
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"Anonymous Apr 16, 2012 09:41 AM
Sarah and her Crew wouldn't dare comment on the Prostitution subject. It would open the doors to questions about Todd Palin's Prostitution Ring. The entire Palin Nation is
embarrassed by Todd."
Come on Sarah and Bristol do the prostitute show, facebook, something. You can get on mourning Tv again. Talk about the Secret Service,, that also too picked up Levi for ya. and the military your boy is serving. Talk about what really goes on. Talk about the stuff you you know.
DeleteLooks more like a "Chimp"lant to me!
ReplyDeleteWillow is engaged to be married and has yet to graduate from high school or get her GED.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Willow will follow Bristol the trend setter and try out a trial marriage before getting pregnant and have to marry her baby's daddy like her mother Sarah and grandmother Sally did?
I wonder how much work Piper will have done and when will she start. I betcha she is already asking to have it done. I remember her in those cute big girl fick it high heels.
DeleteHas Willow received her engagement fetus yet?
DeleteThe round, flat-faced Bristol looked so much like her paternal genes were in force -- very much like a Native Alaskan.
ReplyDeleteBut she rejected her natural beauty to try to look like a Hollywood Barbie.
Frankly, it's rather racist to try to take away what one is born with. Unless there's a hare lip or a motorcycle accident that's torn up one's face, it's best just to enjoy what the Lord gave you.
Her parents clearly have shown her that their love responds to outward looks, not inward beauty. That's all she knows.
To quote Bristol: it's "sad."
Bored with Bristol. Where is that hot stud of hers? That one living in Todd's hangar? Has anyone seen the videos yet?
ReplyDeleteWhere is Gino? What kind of work is he having done?
hmmm. Since Bristol is committed to abstinence until after marriage, where does Gino get his jollies --- in Todd's Hangar? Does Todd supply the "entertainment" as well?
DeleteYou know, "Boys will be Boys!"
Since she has started having face lifts so young just think how she will look when she gets 30.
ReplyDeleteBoth Sarah and Bristol must have the same surgeon cuz it looks like they have the same unatural nose to me. Bristol's wasn't too bad pre-chin but now you can see right up her nosrils! Not attractive IMO
ReplyDeleteThat's the thing about facial surgery, you change one thing an it throws everything else off. I see more surgeries in Bris's future to correct everything she has messed up.
This is gong to be a never ending cycle of surgeries. Such wondeful parenting Sarah!
You are correct, of course.
DeleteJust as we change as we age naturally, surgical recipients will as well.
There is CONSTANT maintenance once you begin the surgery route; your body will not adhere to the changes the same way as you age.
It is a lifetime commitment. More so then marriage. Even kids grow up and go on their own. A chin will never leave you but the changes are expensive and painful.
DeleteShe looks gross and distorted. How sad. It reminds me of Michael Jackson's mutilations.
ReplyDeleteNo! Brisket did not start a trend, she is only following one. Good Gawd, that girl is not leader of anything!
ReplyDeleteMy friend had a chin implant when she was30.Looked pretty good but as she turned about 40 she started loosing some plumpness in her young face she started looking like a witch with the jutting chin.It was horrible,
ReplyDeleteYes. It is one of the worst. Too bad they won't tell kids the truth.
Deletethe first picture makes it obvious that the chin is only part of the work she's had done. Her nose is tipped differently, and her jawline has changed along with the plastic chin job. Plus she had her cheeks sucked out, but they're coming back now and they are not even.
ReplyDeleteThis is sad. Sort of related to Bristol under the knife. You know drugs are needed for that. Also empty kids that need to fix a face or body are more prone to take drugs. Prescription Drugs indicate that parents are involved. All of this is extremely serious and needs public awareness, PSA and anyway that makes people more aware.
ReplyDeletePrescription Drug Abuse Drives Huge Spike In Poisoning Deaths Among Children: Report
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/16/prescription-drug-abuse-poisoning-deaths-children_n_1429458.html
Thank you Gryphen for bringing these things to light. Keep it up.
Good point;
DeleteDoesn't fix the mess that's inside!
Where are the pictures and videos of Gino Paoletti?
ReplyDeleteGino is making videos in Todd's Hangar? huh?
ReplyDeleteShailey Tripp blogged that she was sent several pictures and videos. She will give them to someone. Ask her anything before Friday. If she gave them to someone, she may tell you where to watch them.
DeleteYou've got admit, the Palinbots here; who keep trying to convince us that a little lipo will elongate the chin, OR that a jaw realignment, would make a former chinless person, suddenly have a chin, is quite comical. You trolls really need to cut the spin, and get a grip on reality. Barstool had CHIN IMPLANTS, and Mama Skank probably paid for it with your PAC donations. Look under "postage".
ReplyDeleteJust imagine having to wake up, look at that face, and be reminded of what a complete and utter failure you were in Hollywood!
ReplyDeleteAnd if a chin job is the new boob job, where's the nipple?
Worth repeating:
ReplyDeleteJayKen KnotstirredApr 16, 2012 07:02 PM
Still waiting for his Birth Certificate...
Tomorrow 4/17 is the anniversary of the start of "The Wild Ride".
Show of hands...Who believes Sarah Palin Birthed Trig Palin?
*hands shoved defiantly in pockets*
DeleteNot me, JayKen and Anon!
If you look at the side by side picture at the top of Bristol Palin you can see that she had a nose job.
ReplyDeleteThe left picture of her nose looks normal, the right picture looks different in the tip area. As if it drops more.
You know, when we tear out a photo of a hairdo we like and ask our stylist if he can do that cut? I'm guessing she took a photo of Camilla to the Plastic Surgeon- either that or Mr Ed.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with it? Girls who pose for girly mags and are in movies get boob jobs, so why not get a new face too?
ReplyDelete