Saturday, April 14, 2012

Just for fun. I present CCOKC: Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron.

Kirk Cameron is an incredibly ridiculous spokesperson for the fundamentalists and creationists in this country. I have witnesses his "debates" with Atheists, and they are laugh out lout funny in that he has the intellectual depth of a child's wading pool.

However my all time favorite Kirk Cameron stumble came when he and his man friend, Ray Comfort, asserted that they could prove the existence of God using a banana.

Don't believe me?  Here watch for yourself.

Of course, since they had both run from science like they were afraid it would infect them and make them less stupid, neither of them seem to understand that today's bananas were cultivated by humans to be much more edible by people than their wild ancestors.


16 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:04 AM

    Curt Cameron is a sanctimonious little creep. A pricky little dickhead who never went anywhere in his adult career.

    And then there's the little stunt that Fox pulled, trying to be 'dramatic' and ending up looking just plain stupid.

    Of course we'll be hearing the irrational line of reasoning being used to explain away the rash of blunders made by Palin every time she steps up to the microphone. The explanation goes as follows:

    "Sarah Palin cannot possibly be as shallow, petty, inarticulate, and ignorant as she appears to be. Therefore, she must actually be quite brilliant, and the rest of us are simply too stupid to realize how brilliant she is."

    That's just a load of disingenuous rhetoric composed of two parts spin-doctoring and one part psycho-babble.

    And now, as we watch, she stands there, looking amazingly uncomfortable, her 'steeple' hands, her 'Vanna White' imitation, why was she even there? She sure didn't add much of anything...

    Sarah Palin Opens Eric Bolling’s Top Secret Envelope For Solving America’s Gas Pump Problems

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/sarah-palin-opens-eric-bollings-top-secret-envelope-for-solving-americas-gas-pump-problems/

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  2. Anonymous5:38 AM

    I wonder if Kirk is an alumnus of the clinic run by Michele Bachmann's husband to pray away the gay. Apparently he has experience in this area.

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  3. If he did go to Bachmann's Marvelous Clinic of Praying the Gay Away, it did not work. Cameron is a typical example of the self-loathing closeted gay who, in public bashes the gay lifestyle, but lives in denial. He will be "caught" and then he'll go through the usual redemption arc and join the likes to Ted Haggard in infamy - or on reality TV.

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  4. Anonymous6:24 AM

    why did god make a banana look like a penis?
    so men could enjoy watching women eat them??
    is god a pervert?

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  5. WakeUpAmerica6:32 AM

    I dunno. I think Kirk is having a hard time keeping a straight face throughout the ridiculous video.

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    1. I noticed Cameron was getting a little antsy while Comfort was getting up close and friendly with the....uh.....you know, dick substitute.

      Reminds me of the p-Rick "Broke Back Mountain" jacket ad.

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    2. Anonymous7:14 AM

      I disagree. He's absolutely rapturous (unless your commenting in the fact he's actually a self-loathing homosexual, in which case I agree with you).

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    3. Anita Winecooler6:23 PM

      Funny! "Kirk is having a hard time keeping a straight face", Love the irony, thanks for the laughs!!!!

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  6. This looks like a comedic "tongue in cheek" sexual send up. I couldn't decide for sure, until the "ease of entry" part. They may be fundamentalist posers, but they are also having a bit of fun.

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  7. CorningNY7:58 AM

    That is seriously bizarre on several levels. But if you take it at face value, then how would they explain, say, a kiwi? Equally yummy, but unappealingly fuzzy and hard to peel. Or a coconut? Or, dare I say, meat?!! Just...wow.

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    1. Anonymous10:38 PM

      It's an epic in terms of not thinking an argument through before starting it. There's lots of hilarious you tubers that posted vids about it! And funnily enough Ray is a kiwi himself lol!

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  8. Anonymous9:35 AM

    So, what I took away from that is that bananas and penises were made for oral sex (curved toward the mouth for easy entry). And what's their problem with homosexuality?
    ~physicsmom

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  9. I wonder what Gawd's intention was when he supposedly created the pineapple -- it's such a bugger to prepare!

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  10. Olivia11:49 AM

    I want them to do it again with a coconut. It's a much better food than a banana and probably hasn't been tampered with by humans.

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  11. Anita Winecooler6:35 PM

    I loved the first clip, this was started by a flame war on twitter between Reverend Kirk and Tracy Gold about his vehement anti gay preaching and condemnation of "Glee", "Ellen" and other gay-accepting programs on television which gives the wrong impression that the gay "lifestyle" is normal or acceptable.

    I totally forgot about the banana video. I wonder what part of the body and oriface "God" created Watermelons to accommodate? Could Reverend Kirk and his male buddy demonstrate?

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  12. Anita Winecooler6:41 PM

    Forgot to add Kirk and his male friend's new project!


    http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/04/13/with-monumental-kirk-cameron-emerges-as-christian-activist/

    So glad they compared him to Mel Gibson - they're cut from the same cloth

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