Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Sarah Palin allows her photoshopped image, and a ghostwritten foreword, to grace the pages of her family member's latest attempt to grift more money from her dwindling number of followers.

You know if you squint with one eye Snowdrift Snooki almost looks lifelike.

You know am not even sure they used photoshop. It almost looks like they just propped a cardboard cut out of the Lunatic from Lake Lucille on the back of Chuck's fake snowmachine.

Here is the blurb that Amazon has up for all of us to laugh at:

We may think we know Sarah Palin from all the coverage she has received in the political arena, but one-side depictions but media coverage is limited and, Sarah would even say, biased. OUR SARAH is also a bit biased since it's written by Sarah's dad and brother with contributions from many friends and colleagues--these are the people who know her--and love her--best. 

Combining the appeal of Sarah Palin's bestselling book, Going Rogue, with the flavor of the hugely successful TV show "Sarah Palin's Alaska," here are intimate stories from Sarah's life along with a celebration of growing up in and sharing all that Alaska means to Sarah and her family. Sarah's dad and brother share great family stories of life in the last frontier--from hiking, camping, fishing, hunting and gold-mining, to marathon running, teaching and community service--first in small ways and then on a national stage. Structured around themes of family, faith, independence, resilience, character, risk-taking and adventure--here is a full and loving portrait of where Sarah Palin came from and what made her the person she is today.

Oh yeah, finally we have the TRUTH as carefully filtered through several Palin-bot ghostwriters and then attributed to the two creepy Chuck's.

Yep, this thing should sell like hotcakes. Old moldy hotcakes.

Here is a question.  Is there REALLY even an audience left for a book like this?

I mean anybody who has any interest in learning the truth about Palin obviously realizes that this will not be a source through which to achieve that goal. And I think most of her past supporters have wandered off to grudgingly support Romney, enter a rehab program, or are currently sitting in a corner playing with their own poo.

And how many of those left really have much cash on hand to spend? What with the high price of tri-corner hats, Mobility Scooters, and medication for their depression, they undoubtedly only have a few pennies left each month to spend on anything to do with Sarah Palin. And if they give it to the two Chucks who will support SarahPAC?

By the way for those who refuse to read a word of this tripe (And really, who could blame you?), I happen to have a sneak peek at the first paragraph for your perusal.

"The angel North Star spoke to Sally, a virgin, and told her that God would come upon her. She would become pregnant with a pitbull/barracuda/Mama Grizzly, whose name was to be Sarah. She would be the Governor of Alaska."

Yep, that's kind of what I was expecting.

317 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:40 PM

    That first paragraph of the book is gross and a pretty disgusting way to justify out of wedlock sex. What a lunatic family.

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    1. The way I read that, they are saying that the angel told Sally, a virgin, that God would come upon her and she would become pregnant. As I read that it sounds like they say Sarah was born to the Virgin Sally, so it was another virgin birth, just as Jesus' was. Holy Cow!!

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    2. Anonymous3:23 PM

      You need help dear sir/madam. Deep, psychological help if you think that paragraph is real. You obviously haven't realized how Gryphen writes,which is doubly sad.

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    3. Oh Gee...Beefalo is up to her old "tricks"(HeHe!)...she's posted a picture of Tripp fishing with Sadie's sloppy seconds! What is wrong with this picture?

      Hint...water and kids...what's missing?

      http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/bristolpalin/files/2012/04/TrippFishing.png

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    4. WakeUpAmerica4:15 PM

      So since Sarah wasn't the first-born, were they all virgin births? Wow. Just wow. I had no idea.
      WTF???????
      ROFLMAO

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    5. Anonymous4:18 PM

      The Whole World is Laughing as You and Your Dumb Ass Family. Make that money Bitch as best you can........Todd the Pimp

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    6. Anonymous4:29 PM

      @GinaM,
      Pick me, pick me! Where is Tripp's life jacket? Did I get it right? How irresponsible, typical Palin.

      Thanks for the photo and for going where I won't.

      -Alicat

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    7. Anonymous5:19 PM

      Sounds sacraligious to me.

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  2. Anonymous1:42 PM

    Desperate attempt at image rehabilitation with a little money thrown in on the side. Does it ever stop? If she wants to rehabilitate her image, find a useful job and do a little better at raising her kids.

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    1. Anonymous3:05 PM

      EPIC FAIL if this is image rehab. That goof-ball pervert smile doesn't go with intimate portrait by father and brother. This is just so wrong on so many levels, in so many ways.

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    2. Anonymous3:26 PM

      Her kids are healthy and contributing members of society. Sarah is still doing her part to help people realize the lies we're told daily by our government. Why does she need rehab? Her family obviously wants to correct the lies told. Their old and current friends obviously want to too.

      Why is that bad? If random people who've never met the family can bank off their names, why is the family called grifters for correcting the fiction told in the past?

      That's messed up logic.

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    3. Anonymous5:45 PM

      I will accept your logic if Piper makes it to 21 without getting pregnant out of wedlock.

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  3. Sally in MI1:43 PM

    So I'm confused. At the bottom it says, "Chuck Heath, Sr. and Chuck Heath, Jr." I recognize creepy old Chuck. Is that Junior behind him?

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  4. Anonymous1:44 PM

    please tell me that this is a joke, the book and the text here?
    "The angel North Star spoke to Sally, a virgin, and told her that God would come upon her. She would become pregnant with a pitbull/barracuda/Mama Grizzly, whose name was to be Sarah. She would be the Governor of Alaska."
    WTF, are they suppose to be on a snowmobile,
    or a snow machine? no helmet, no free promo gear?

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    1. Anonymous4:09 PM

      Bitch, your mama got knocked the fuck up by your sleazy pedophile papa. Stop with the bullshit already. She was a Hoe. You got knocked up, you are a Hoe. Bristol got knocked up several times, she is a Hoe. Willow is currently knocked up, she is a Hoe. Track knocked up Britta, he is a Hoe. Your husband is a AIP Pimp. Give us all a break, your entire family over the age of 17, are Hoes, Pimps, and Pedophiles. Such strong Christian values.

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    2. WakeUpAmerica4:19 PM

      OMG! I read that as "...no free PORNO gear?"
      ROFLMAO

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  5. Sally in MI1:44 PM

    Eww, just realized it also says, "an intimate portrait." Does that mean they are going to show nude photos, or will Chuck talk about abusing young girls?

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    1. Anonymous3:26 PM

      Chill with the libel.

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  6. Anonymous1:46 PM

    You gotta be fucking kidding me!!! The angel north star? WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!

    Primogen1

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    1. Anonymous3:12 PM

      Words outta my mouth!

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    2. Anonymous3:26 PM

      Seek help.

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    3. Anonymous5:46 PM

      Call the Witch Doctor.

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  7. Anonymous1:50 PM

    I would have expected to see both Chuckies on the cover.

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    1. Anonymous2:38 PM

      It would not sell without Satan....I mean Sarah on the cover. Won't be a best seller anyway.

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    2. Anonymous3:00 PM

      Sexy sells. It had to be Sarah. Two Chuckles are not a turn on for the folks he is going after.

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  8. Anonymous1:55 PM

    I sure hope you're kidding with that excerpt!

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  9. Anonymous2:02 PM

    God, does this woman ever stop with the frigging grifting??? I'm sure it was their idea alone to write this book, huh $arah? I'll look for it at the dollar store soon.

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    1. Anonymous3:17 PM

      A reality tv show for Bristol. A book deal for Daddy. Sarah sure knows how to abuse her slush fund, the SARAH PAC.

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  10. Has anyone read RAM's latest screech on Baldy's Fakebook today? Looks like Baldy WILL NOT BE IGNORED! She's now Bumping N Grinding (H/T to R. Kelly!) on farmers behalf's! LOL!! Is there no low that Baldy won't go to? Here it is for shits and giggles...

    The Obama Administration is working on regulations that would prevent children from working on our own family farms. This is more overreach of the federal government with many negative consequences. And if you think the government’s new regs will stop at family farms, think again.

    My family is a commercial fishing family, and commercial fishing in Alaska is much like the family farm (but the year ’round farmers no doubt work harder than we do!). I guarantee fishing families wouldn’t stand for this nonsensical intrusion into our lives and livelihoods, and, as a former 4-H member, I don’t believe farm families will either. Our kids learn to work and to help feed America on our nation’s farms, and out on the water.

    Federal government: get your own house in order and stop interfering in ours.

    - Sarah Palin

    And as far as that book by Creepy Chuck and Creepy Jr...um...did they forget to put Creepy Jr's face on the book cover? Or were they afraid that one chinless creep on the book cover was enough!

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    1. Anonymous3:09 PM

      Is it family farms or reality shows she really cares about? They also think he will be getting all their guns, cap guns and all. If they go after family farms, what next? Tripp would have rights if he works in the film industry?

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    2. Anonymous3:28 PM

      Her recent post is what most people think about things that are happening behind closed doors right now.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ-4gnNz0vc&feature=youtu.be

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    3. Anonymous4:21 PM

      here is a link to the 2007 version of the child farm labor laws that specifically exempts parents that hire their own children to work on their own farms:

      see page 5 http://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/childlabor102.pdf

      the parental exemption is statutory and cannot be changed by the dept of labor.

      see their fact sheet:
      http://www.dol.gov/whd/CL/SidebySideNPRM.htm

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    4. WakeUpAmerica4:22 PM

      Ohhhhh! It's on YouTube; it must be true. (eye roll)

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    5. Anonymous5:17 PM

      4:28 PM

      Nancy did a hit piece on the earth using Bristol's FB. Some serious propaganda but no one listens to them.

      Bristol would be more effective if she takes Tripp for a swim in Lake Lucille.

      She doesn't even write her own propaganda and does not have a clue. Just like her mother.

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  11. Oh. My. God.
    $arah may as well sell her ass while she still has one.
    She'd get more attention that way.

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    1. Anonymous3:19 PM

      She already has. It's what she ran on!

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  12. Anonymous2:06 PM

    Well, no one really knows anything about her life growing up in Alaska. Look at how much bs is out there. This is for the people who ACTUALLY know her to speak some truth, not for gossipers who want to be a part of the Palin saga to speculate and exaggerate. Goodness knows there's too much of that.

    Before you judge it, why not wait and read it. There's a ton you know nothing about and a ton of lies you currently believe are true.

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    1. Anonymous2:29 PM

      Oh, shut up. The biggest lies of all have been spewed by the Palin clan.

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    2. Anonymous2:33 PM

      Are you endorsing this Scam? Who other than Palinbots would read this Farce. How about addressing the Prostitution Ring run by Todd Palin and Greg West? CRICKETS?

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    3. Hey $arah! Is all that money dried up already?

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    4. Anonymous2:38 PM

      Sarah's own version of her life is bullshit. We are supposed to believe that? She doesn't even know herself, worse. . .she knows herself and still plugs away and creating this 'false narrative' about herself. She believes the hype.

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    5. Anonymous2:40 PM

      OK. We will.........LOLZ

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    6. Anonymous2:42 PM

      Fuck you Kristy!!! Take care of your own house instead of lecturing us. This family is DISGUSTING! That first paragraph is repulsive and appalling!! The virgin Sally gives birth?!? Are you kidding me!!!!!??

      Kristy, would you just get lost already. You really are fighting here against people who despise Sarah for good reason. Shes a con artist and a crook, and thank God most Americans see that.

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    7. Every word of the chuckies' book will be a goddamned lie...

      ... except for the publishing date.

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    8. Anonymous2:55 PM

      Well, no one really knows anything about her life growing up in Alaska.


      Why does Chuck write like a perv? What is the family obsession with virgins? Kind of a give away if you think about it.

      Yes, there is a ton we don't know details. What they hint is getting more clear.

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    9. Anonymous2:58 PM

      @3:06 Doesn't Sarah get it--or are you Sarah or one of the Palins? Many people cannot stand Palin. Minds won't change because of some book by her family. If Palin was truly happy and had such a glorius childhood, she wouldn't be so negative when she opens her mouth or posts on FB. Negative, negative,negative all the time.!!! She is a complete drain on this country.

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    10. Anonymous2:58 PM

      How ignorant are these Palins/Heaths? They all know about the Sex Trafficking/Prostitution Ring of Todd Palin, and they all probably profited from the illegal activities. The Creepy Chuck's probably were serviced for free. We will all be watching the MELTDOWN next week when the Secret Service/Todd Palin
      Prostitution connection is exposed.

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    11. AnonymousApr 25, 2012 03:06 PM

      This is for the people who ACTUALLY know her to speak some truth, not for gossipers who want to be a part of the Palin saga to speculate and exaggerate. Goodness knows there's too much of that.
      ___________________________________________

      Uh Krusty...I hope you weren't struck by lightening after writing that bit of craziness!! LOL!!

      You are fucking hilarious...please go call your brothers and sisters...and stop taking RAM's calls...she's NOT YOUR FRIEND!!

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    12. Anonymous3:20 PM

      03:06 PM

      He is selling the book. I had a friend that did write a book for friends ( for the people who ACTUALLY know her ). They published and gave them copies. No Amazon promotion. They are fools if they don't get how it works.

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    13. Anonymous3:30 PM

      Anon 3:58, if you opened you eyes to what is happening to the country by the people you personally are trusting, you'd be venting like she does too. She gets paid to speak her opinion. It doesn't mean she's negative behind closed doors.

      You're pretty ignorant to be judging things like that.

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    14. Anonymous3:32 PM

      I agree people don't change their minds. 99% of the country doesn't follow one individual person, even a celebrity. Therefore they will not read a book like this and make some monumental life change. Your mind is also set because you're so closed off to anything that isn't what you want. It's all sad.

      You need to focus and lose the hate if you want your life and country to change. You President isn't helping. See that. Don't believe the hype. Look at facts.

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    15. Anonymous4:07 PM

      Next week??
      Oh my indeed! Please..tell more!

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    16. WakeUpAmerica4:24 PM

      OMG! Patullo makes an appearance. BWAAHAAHAAHAA! Yes, Gina, she is a riot. Thanks for enlightening us about her pathetic life. Sad really, but I can't stop laughing every time she posts.

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    17. Anonymous4:24 PM

      umm, if you are a citizen of the U.S., we all have the same president: President Obama.

      What facts would you be referring to? The fact he ended the war in Iraq and killed our enemy Osama Bin Laden? The fact that jobs are increasing at far higher rate than during the previous 8 years? The fact that the auto industry was saved under his watch? The fact that he has a smart beautiful healthy family that is a model for the entire rest of the world?

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  13. hedgewytch2:06 PM

    I hope they didn't print this out on glossy paper. Then this piece of tripe wouldn't even be worth keeping in the outhouse for TP.

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  14. Anonymous2:07 PM

    Oh the art of judgment.

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    1. Anonymous2:31 PM

      Oh the art of GRIFTING.

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    2. Anonymous2:57 PM

      Oh the art of delusion and obsessive compulsive disorder.
      Try Thorazine and Prozac.

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    3. Anonymous3:22 PM

      Oh the art of maturity. Few have experienced it.

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    4. WakeUpAmerica4:25 PM

      Oh the art of revising history and creative prevaricating.

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  15. Community Service??
    Whaaaat??
    $arah said that was a bad thing to do at the RNC 4 yrs ago.
    Teaching??
    What could she possibly know enough about in order to teach?
    Mt Bad. Grifting.

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  16. Grifters gotta grift.

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  17. OMG! God speaks through the Heath/Palin Clan. The Trig birth announcement and now this. Some would call it blasphemy; I call it extreme hubris.

    There really are no words. Will not chance further outrage by reading another word of it.

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    1. Anonymous2:47 PM

      It really is extreme hubris AND narcissism. This will not go over well.

      She must STILL think she has a chance at the convention. This rewriting of her image is an obvious con job and no one will buy it.
      I will let the Christians here interpret this but to me what she is implying in that paragraph is that God chose Sally to give birth to " our Sarah" (and savior?????)" Sickening.

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    2. Anonymous3:34 PM

      I agree, it's totally blasphemous. And how funny when you think that Sarah wasn't the oldest child, not to mention the stories about Sarah and her mother both being pregnant before marriage or else having abnormally short gestation periods! I guess in the Palin family virginity comes and goes at will! Perhaps they have a different definition for the word "virgin?. Or they are just ALL fiction writers in the fantasy genre. The combination of scriptural heresy and at the same time absurd religious entitlement is stunning. Maybe like Herman Cain this whole political odyssey was meant as an extended comic theatre piece??
      IWantTheTruth

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  18. Anonymous2:12 PM

    Whoaaa...
    Sounds like Baldy wrote that herself.......

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  19. Irishgirl2:13 PM

    If you look closely between their two heads - you can see a grizzly chasing them. Oh no, maybe that is her hair or the fur on her collar. Don't think so.

    Blow it up and look at the side of her neck. Her shoulder is growing out of the side of her neck. What a woman - an anatomical marvel!

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    1. Anonymous3:02 PM

      You are correct Irishgirl there is a shoulder or some oatmeal cereal in her hoodie.

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    2. Irishgirl3:20 PM

      LOL - I forgot about the possibility of oatmeal in her hoodie.

      I thought Republicans didn't like hoodies?

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  20. Anonymous2:16 PM

    I am sure the book is some kind of emergency damage control. Is that really how the book starts? I hope you are joking.

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    1. Anonymous2:44 PM

      I hope it is a joke too. Otherwise very stupid to mimic the "virgin Mary" bible tale. Christians that I know won't like that one bit.

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    2. Anonymous3:13 PM

      Don't the SarahPacs need money? Interesting about the Edwards case. It may be mistresses and what-nots can be legal for Pacs. As long as it is a campaign expense.

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  21. I guess it may be just me, but the whole idea of this book really skeeves me out. Not just the creepy cover but the concept of the two Chuckies writing the book in the first place. And Junior posts on C4P as well. Ugh.

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    1. Anonymous2:34 PM

      This is the family that wants its privacy respected!!! Whenever any member of the tribe thinks there is a buck to be made, there they are. I just with the lot of them would GO AWAY!

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    2. Anonymous2:59 PM

      Oh it's not just you! It's beyond creepy!

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    3. Anonymous3:17 PM

      Even the title, "Our Sarah," makes me shudder. If my dad and brother wrote a book about me and used the term "Our," I would be skeeved out--and there's no abuse in our family like many people have speculated exists in the Heath family.

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    4. Anonymous3:21 PM

      It has nothing to do with privacy and everything to do with correcting lies.

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  22. lostinmn2:18 PM

    From what I've heard good old god must have gotten to old Sally pretty young to catch her still in her virginity. At that it sure sounds like old Chuckles is trying to paint Sara as Jeebus himself. If I was a practicing christian I'd be pissed as all get out that this piece of shit was trying to paint his spawn piece of shit as the coming of christ. This is one very fucked up family

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    1. Anonymous3:18 PM

      Totally and completely blasphemous!

      Disgusting people!

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    2. Anonymous3:26 PM

      Blasphemy was once the worst. Not for Chuckles, it is all a joke. His sense of humor and he thinks he will laugh all the way to the bank because he knows some suckers who will buy this.

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  23. Anonymous2:19 PM

    "The angel North Star spoke to Sally, a virgin..."
    he lost me at virgin.

    ot

    Mistress, money and campaign expense... Reform ??
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31510813/

    Key prosecution witness resumes testifying as the government attempts to convince jurors that nearly $1 million in secret cash from rich donors was meant to help hide his pregnant mistress during the 2008 election campaign.

    "I think the pivotal issue here is whether or not the Justice Department is properly -- or improperly; I want to be neutral in the way I phrase it -- turning a human tragedy into a crime." Spitzer

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    1. deebee3:10 PM

      Lost me at "angel".

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    2. Anonymous3:27 PM

      So if it is a campaign expense it is alright?

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  24. Anonymous2:20 PM

    What a sad piece of business, watching Sarah and her family trying to market themselves as if they were a new flavor of Coca Cola, or worse, some piece of junk food-- all fluff and calories and little substance. I hope that Chuck and Chuck have paid Sarah for using her Trademarked image to make money. (That looks like an old photo from 2008 Iron Dog). As for Chuck Sr., that thing on his head explains Sarah's bad choices in wigs-- it's genetic.

    If Bristol's book was an indication, this one should do just about as well. It will give Sarah and family an excuse to beg for money to fire up the Big Bus and take off for a drive by around the country to sell this latest piece of crap. They must be trying to market the Wasilla-billies for another go-around on TV. Hurry, because that star is fading fast. And, there are bigger geeks and oddballs who do have shows.

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      Or they're trying to tell the truth about their time spent in Alaska. The lies in Joe and Dunn's books were outrageous and angered many people who grew up with the family.

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  25. Anonymous2:29 PM

    Sally was still a virgin after already having popped out her older kids?

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    1. Anonymous2:47 PM

      We can see what the girls are told. No matter what, you are a virgin. It is all from god, you have to believe or that eternal damnation will get you. If I had any doubts about pedophila in the family, those doubts are now gone.

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    2. Anonymous3:19 PM

      I'm pretty sure anyone who reads truth into Gryphen's last paragraph needs to be locked away FOREVER, as they cannot be trusted to vote or mingle in society.

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    3. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Bristol told Gino she is a virgin and the dumb bastard believes her.

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    4. Anonymous5:25 PM

      In the Palin/Heath kkklans as long as your eyes are closed and you shout out "Oh God" as you are having sex drunk in a tent you are still a virgin.

      Little Rabbit

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  26. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Eye Vomit.

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  27. Anonymous2:36 PM

    "but one-side depictions [in] media coverage is limited and, Sarah would even say, biased."

    Yeah, why couldn't we all just swallow what she and McCain's Cleaners were feeding us since day one? That a woman who was a first term Governor must of had the right stuff to be Governor in the first place?

    As a Native Alaska, I'm curious, is it a practice for people to move to other states and go overboard, over-the-top in brandishing how much of a resident you are of the State you moved to? I've never heard a family exploit their State as much as the Palin's. From moose, to glaciers, to camping, to fishing to everything, over-the-top, down-your-throat Alaskaness that real Alaskans never have to wear on their sleeves. We just are and don't expect pats on the back about it.

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    1. Anonymous5:36 PM

      I was just going to say how absolutely sick and tired I am of hearing Palin and Alaska in the same sentence. We know, she comes from Alaska, so fucking what? I've never heard of any single other "celebrity" constantly shoving their state of birth down people's throats constantly, like it makes them oh so unique and special compared to every other state someone happens to be raised in. Her Alaska schtick is beyond old, tired and boring! I'm sick to death of Alaska because of her, and have never even been there!

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  28. Anonymous2:36 PM

    I thought this book was about her prowess on the basketball court. You know, how magical and world-shaping her game was. Not even good enough to earn her a scholarship or walk-on role in one of her five colleges. . .

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    1. Anonymous3:18 PM

      The interesting part is, some anonymous moron told Dunn Sarah could have played for an Anchorage team and won a scholarship. Kind of goes against even what Sarah says.

      This is why people shouldnt lie and pretend they know what they're talking about. But then there'd be no blogs and no mindless entertainment.

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  29. Okay folks my tongue could not have been jammed into my cheek any harder.

    Of course that first paragraph is a joke. It's the story of Mary's immaculate conception with the names changed.

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    1. Gryph -- maybe you should have added a cruel census and birth in a manger. :-)

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    2. Anonymous2:55 PM

      Well, hell, how are we supposed to know anymore? Everything to do with this family is an unbelievable joke.

      Who in that family hasn't written a book yet? Sally, you're up next.....

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    3. Anonymous3:02 PM

      Bad!!!!!! We all believed you! ROFL!! Can you share some real excerptsz

      It's hysterical that Kristy believed you and kept spinning and sputtering her obsessive nonsense.

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    4. How funny! I was a little surprised that folks didn't catch that! That's because you're GOODD Gryphen! LOL!!

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    5. Anonymous3:24 PM

      The last time this happened there was a star in the east....not the north! But I've heard they do revirginating up there. Right Bristol? Bless your heart!

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    6. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Thank you Gryphen for making even more clear what should have been obvious to begin with! It was getting embarrassing reading all the posts from people who couldn't tell you were being facetious!

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  30. Anonymous2:41 PM

    Wasn't she "made" in Idaho and moved to Alaska later?

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    1. Anonymous3:26 PM

      The Heaths found her in a potato patch.

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    2. Anonymous3:40 PM

      Sarah was also "made" in her sister's college dorm room, "made" in Todd's snowmachine business partner's bed and Curt Menard "made" her too then somebody found out about Curt making Sarah and then Curt's airplane gas was mysteriously contaminated and he paid the ultimate price. Can't forget Todd "made" Sarah Heath and he too had to pay the ultimate price before Track was born. He had to marry the bitch!

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  31. Anonymous2:44 PM

    What I want to know is if Creepy Chucky includes those years when he snuck into Sarah's bedroom while she was sleeping naked and made her into the woman she is today...fucked up, mentally ill, man hating, viscious, cold and emotionally dead...yeah, that is the part that I'm sure we won't be privy to in all this 'truth telling'.

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    1. Anonymous3:16 PM

      See, this is why people feel driven to write their memoirs. Because anonymous, spineless losers have nothing better to do than make up lies.

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    2. Anonymous5:44 PM

      Palin and her family are the ones who "memoirs" full of lies.

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  32. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Don't you yet know how this works? SarahPAC is going to buy 100,000 copies to "give to those who donate $10 or more". That will make it a best seller, Chucks will get a couple hundred grand each, of nicely laundered political donations, and the poor paint chip addled will get that warm feeling all over.

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    1. Anonymous3:39 PM

      Yep! Can't wait to see the next financial disclosures from Sarapac that notes how many books were purchased. FUN TIMES!

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    2. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Have you checked out the John Edward's trial? Campaign finance, mistresses may be a campaign expense like a haircut. It may be better to list your mistress, massuese expenses in your Pac. This cold be great for Todd. Sarah could pay him for traveling with her with a massage or a mistress. They may have already figured that one out.

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  33. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Will the book include the story of chuck tricking Sarah into thinking it was "unhealthy" for young girls to sleep in clothes? Or when he made young Sarah pose on a motorcycle?

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    1. Anonymous3:15 PM

      Nice and mature there Mr Anonymous. You may want to beam down to reality now.

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    2. Anonymous3:35 PM

      Will the book include how Creepy Chuckie got Sally Seath drunk on wine coolers and took her in a canvas tent and had to elope before the baby arrived.

      You know that famous Palin family tradition.

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  34. Anonymous2:49 PM

    It IS a cardboard cut out! Oh my god!

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  35. I was wondering whether Mary and Joseph had a Chuck Jr. and a Heather as trial runs before popping out Jesus His Own Self?

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  36. "Our Sarah" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I just puked.

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    1. Anonymous3:14 PM

      I expect nothing more from you in life.

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    2. Anonymous3:26 PM

      That thought entered my mind too. Were they sharing her?

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  37. Anonymous2:50 PM

    I was just looking up, "You hafta be fucking kidding me!!!" in the dictionary...

    Your daughter is an abysmal failure as a politician, parent, and as a "Christian." Take your delusions elsewhere you dyspeptic old fart.

    Sheesh.

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  38. emrysa2:51 PM

    rofl.... going rogue, the undefeated, our sarah... man, she really has some weird psychological shit going on, some strange need to keep telling the public about herself. the thing is, she FAILS every time. going rogue was nothing but mean girl revenge that will be forever remembered as evidence that palin is in arrested development, the undefeated was a total joke (if it was based in reality it would have been titled The Repeatedly Defeated), and now tales from the chucks??? rofl that woman is seriously fucked up! remember how she used to write letters to the editor about herself and get other people to sign them? LOL WE KNOW IT'S THE SAME SHIT, SARAH, you wrote some tales about yourself and said "hey, I'll get the chucks to say they wrote this one" lol seriously mentally fucked up.

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    1. Anonymous3:13 PM

      Yet you're here spouting off nonsense about stuff that doesn't affect you. Who's messed up?

      Delete
  39. Anonymous2:51 PM

    Wow chuck sure does look stoned. Should he be operating a "snow machine"?

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    1. Anonymous3:13 PM

      Are you wearing stoner goggles?

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    2. AnonymousApr 25, 2012 04:13 PM

      "stoner goggles"

      Is that the new brand of glasses that Baldy is going to be selling or what Beefy passes out to her boyfriends before they do the nasty?

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  40. Well, the creepy secret service guy who admitted will buy it. And let's face it: it'll be a lot cheaper for him to rub one off for the price of that book than paying for a call girl.
    On the other hand, the idea of RAM doing the same thing with the book may ruin it for him.
    But that's two sales...

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  41. Anonymous3:00 PM

    According to C4pee, SarahPac sent out another letter for money today.

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    1. Anonymous3:29 PM

      Somebody really ought to look into the Sarah PAC - Are the Palins following the "rules?" When did the Palins ever follow the rules? They don't AND they are PROUD of that fact. It is completely criminal that they have gotten away with what they have -- so far.

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    2. Anonymous5:36 PM

      Make that money Bitch.

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  42. Anonymous3:01 PM

    It's a joke.

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    1. Anonymous3:12 PM

      It's the truth. Open your ears and listen to truthtellers for once in your life.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous3:40 PM

      The photo isn't. Sea o' pee has the same photo proudly displayed, lol! Gryph's writing of the "first paragraph" was a joke...but...yeah, the pic and book...that's from Amazon.

      Delete
  43. Anonymous3:03 PM

    Well if Bristol can re virginate why not Sally?

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  44. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Our Sarah was made in Sandpoint Idaho. Not Alaska.

    Lies from the get go. They can't even get the cover right.

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  45. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Well, if some people wouldn't spend their time lying about them and purporting to know things they do not, then this family wouldn't feel the need to clear the air. I'd be upset if a bunch of know-nothings were telling bogus stories and falsifying my wonderful childhood. Wouldn't you?There's only so much people can take before they HAVE to write the truth for those who are still sane and levelheaded enough to hear it.

    Think about how many contradictions just YOU Gryphen, have told on this blogs. I'm not even talking about your lies. Just the things that contradict actual events or that you manipulate into what you want people to believe.

    I thought your blog concept was more moral than that.

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    1. Anonymous4:36 PM

      Why do the Palin-Heaths spend so much time trying to "clear the air?" Why are they so worried about what bloggers are saying about them? Why are they so thin-skinned? I thought they were all "happy," and shit.

      The Palin-Heaths need to GET OVER IT!

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    2. Anonymous5:38 PM

      If they're lies then why hasn't anyone sued?

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  46. Anonymous3:15 PM

    The Heath/Palin families make me want to puke all over THEM! What money grubbing assholes!! All are liars and frauds - already proven time and time again throughout the past years.

    Wonder if Toad wrote anything about his and Sarah's pimping business?

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  47. Anonymous3:16 PM

    More Palin Propaganda, pure and simple.

    What makes absolutely no sense is that in this day and age of digital photography that they didn't use a real shot of Sarah and Chuck. This leads me to believe that Sarah isn't in the physical proximity of Chuck even long enough to take a picture for a book cover.

    It's utterly obvious that the cover is photoshopped. Why did they feel the need to do that? The cover just ends up looking cheap and faked...oh, yeah, just like Sarah. Ok, nevermind, I guess it's just perfect, now that i think it through. Cheap, fake, manipulated, trickery. A lie. Yep, that's our Sarah...

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  48. Anonymous3:21 PM

    This will be at the dollar store in time for Christmas shopping. Would make a great white elephant gift for the Christmas parties!

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  49. Virginia Voter3:23 PM

    The Heaths/Palins make the Mansons look like the Cleavers in comparison.

    Creepy father and brother, sex addicted pimping husband, nasty homophobic daughters, bastard children ...they are like a real life version of the Lannisters from Game of Thrones. (HBO Series)

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    1. Virginia Voter...OMG...I am HOOKED on that show! I've been watching the first season On Demand and I'm only on episode 7! The blood and gore is something else but YES...the Lannisters...nasty asses are JUST like the Grifting Family of Fools from the Dead Lake of Wasilla!

      Who's the IMP? The teeny tiny two toned penis Toad...of course! LOL!!!

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  50. Even the patients at the Asylum were a little um..."creeped" out by this book cover...a couple of them had this to say about it...

    vintageTP 54 minutes ago

    chuck jr... if you see this, rethink the cover photo

    xenedra 1 minute ago in reply to vintageTP

    I agree, vintage. Even if they chose a still from SPA it would be more realistic. I want to say the photo should be more family oriented, if that makes sense. Like Sarah and Chuck, Sr. should be smiling at each other or laughing together? Considering how photogenic Sarah is, there should be lots more to choose from.

    RomanBarbarian 47 minutes ago in reply to vintageTP

    Chuck Jr should be in the picture too, at least!!

    LMAO!! What a bunch of rubes! They deserve to lose every bit of their lunch money to this Zombie family! And how come no one has notice that the picture of Baldy is years old and she's wearing her standard "pregnancy" coat?

    How much you want to bet....Creepy and Creepy Jr begged Baldy for a recent picture and she told them to use one from the "Net"? LOL!!

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  51. Anonymous3:28 PM

    The Palin and Heath Families just prove you can put lipstick on a pig a hundred different ways and sell it, but it's still a pig with lipstick.

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  52. Why didn't she sign it, "Love,
    Trig's Creator, Your Heavenly Father". Sally seems to have hallucinations from stars, they have medication for that. Do they actually expect us to beleive someone in that family was a virgin past the age of 14? Holy batshit!

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  53. Anonymous3:31 PM

    Good grief. Who cares what creepy Dad and creapier brother have to say about Sarah? How much does she pay family members to write such tripe?

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  54. Anonymous3:31 PM

    gawd i wish this fukin' cunt'd just up and literally pull a breitbart and tip over permanently, like yesterday's not soon efuckin'nuff

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  55. Anonymous3:32 PM

    Now it makes sense.

    I can see where Sarah gets the wrinkles in her neck.

    Boy is she aging fast.

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  56. Anonymous3:36 PM

    Do you all realize that the books you actually think contain truth contradict some of your beliefs about Sarah Palin? If you really believe Todd isn't Track's father, despite the physical similarities throughout his life and the similarities to the Palin genes, then what say you about Dunn writing that Sarah and Todd were in Dillingham during the summer 1988? What say you about Joe's insistence the rumor is to be ignored, as there's no proof whatsoever?

    It's easy to believe something when you choose to leave info out. It's easier to believe something when you know hardly anything, and what you do know is probably based in ignorant rumor.

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    1. Anonymous4:44 PM

      Physical "similarities" don't mean jack. DNA is what matters.

      And, there is no proof that $arah Palin was ever pregnant with Trig. So, there. $arah Palin won't even provide something as simple as a birth certificate.

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  57. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Pathetic parody.

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    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      What is? The picture of $arah, and Chuckles? LOL.

      Delete
  58. Not What You Want to Hear3:39 PM

    Sarah Palin, child labor advocate. Is anyone surprised? http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/DC-Decoder/Decoder-Wire/2012/0425/Sarah-Palin-says-Obama-wants-to-ban-kids-from-farm-work.-Is-she-right

    So will the White House come out aggressively for this bill and paint the GOP for the heartless creeps they are, or will they, once again, be on the defense instead of the offense? The latter would be electoral gold. I continue to be confounded why this Administration passes up so many of these opportunities.

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    1. Anonymous5:37 PM

      Didn't we already decide to protect kids from slave labor practices? She wants to go back to the old days again?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Farm children have twice the rate of accidents compared to other children. The bio-pic of Johnny Cash opens up with the horrifying scene of his brother getting too close to a buzz saw with fatal results. Two thirds of the accidents to farm children involve tractors and farm machinery. The other third is due to livestock.
      http://www.hicahs.colostate.edu/Documents/Factsheets/childrenonthefarm.pdf

      Parents who need to have their children helping with farm work would be too busy to watch them and look out for their safety.

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  59. Anonymous3:40 PM

    next quarter expect to see on the SarahPac expense report ad hefty payment to the Chuckies to pay for books that were mailed out to her supporters/fans/lunatics.
    Then of course a hefty payment to the Heaths for mailing those books out.

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  60. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Coincidence? Bristol has a post about Tripp fishing on her blog and Sarah posts about fishing on FB today. Grifters propping each other up.

    I feel sorry for the child and the needless exposure. Cute as he is, he appears to love posing for the camera--a Palin trait. He's a pro at it.

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    1. Anonymous4:48 PM

      I wonder why Bri$tol never blogs about her "job." Oh, that's right. She doesn't really have one.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Nancy French can only think up so many original thoughts a day-- or else it costs extra.

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    3. Anonymous5:42 PM

      He will star in Triara Tripps one day. It is a sad life for a prop. He could be miserable, they forgot his boots and feet got wet, but he knows he has to turn on the smile to get loved.
      Big man has his boots on. He is nice and warm.

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  61. Anonymous3:44 PM

    Oh my, I thought that was Bristol and Sarah.

    What was I thinking?

    Sorry Chuck.

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    1. Anonymous4:29 PM

      Now I see it too. I can see the resemblance between Bristol and Chuckie.

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  62. Anonymous3:48 PM

    "Made In Alaska"

    Should of said "Made Under The Wasilla HS Gym Bleachers"

    That's where most of the boys usually "made" Sarah. The rest preferred in the auto shop, bathroom stalls, school buses, the other usual places.

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    1. Anonymous5:31 PM

      Sarah was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. She moved to Alaska when she was a couple of months old. Technically, she was "made" in Idaho, in the sense of being created. As for the other definition, Sarah could have been been made anywhere.

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  63. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Excuse me while I go hurl

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  64. Anonymous3:52 PM

    Cute Gryphen, but you do know that in chapter 1:1 it starts with:

    "In the beginning, God created Sarah."

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    1. Anonymous4:12 PM

      No, Sarah started with,

      "In the beginning, Sarah screwed the girl's basketball coach so she can make the Wasilla High School basketball team."

      Delete
  65. Anonymous3:55 PM

    Shailey Tripp has provided Malia Litman with a statement about Todd giving her sexual services. to that slimey Secret Service dude.

    She contacted the proper authorities and they seem to be ignoring her. Because Shailey doesn't have a video of the deed being done, only a statement.

    Sheesh!!!!

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    1. Anonymous4:10 PM

      Maybe Shailey Tripp can check Todd's pockets to see if he still has the Secret Service agent's used condom wrapped in a facecloth?

      Delete
  66. Anonymous3:56 PM

    Oh my Sarah, I'm guessing you already know about this? Now your kids can read it for themselves. By the way, did Chucky add any reference of Todd supplying entertainment to Secret Service agents on duty with prostitutes in any chapters of his book? Will Bristol cover this story in her reality show?

    "..... David Chaney has resigned from the Secret Service as a result of his involvement with prostitutes in Columbia. Shailey Tripp has given me permission to report to you today that David Chaney was referred to her by Todd Palin for sexual services, which she DID provide...."

    http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/04/25/todd-palin-provided-sexual-services-to-secret-service-agent/

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    1. Anonymous4:36 PM

      Hey Todd, did you set up Chuckie Heath with Shailey Tripp too?

      Is that why he has that big ass "I just got laid" grin on his face?

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    2. Anonymous4:44 PM

      "Hey Todd, did you set up Chuckie Heath with Shailey Tripp too?"

      "Is that why he has that big ass "I just got laid" grin on his face?"


      Wellll, the only prostitute I see in that picture is Sarah. So I'm guessing Chuckie is now Lucky Chuckie looking at that big ass "I just got laid" grin on his face?"

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  67. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Haaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha-please stop me. I can't, my stomach is hurtiinnnggg......hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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  68. Anonymous4:02 PM

    That book cover is hilarious. A younger Chuck with the ever-present Sarah looking her 47 years sitting on the back of his snowmachine? This has got to be photoshopped. It's just fake.

    Now we know where Sarah got her grifting tendencies. Her own brother and father have to extract as much as they can from Sarah. Each Heath/Palin sucking each other dry til the well can't produce. They are exploitative and don't know when to stop. This is too much. Those poor children.

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  69. Anonymous4:08 PM

    See the top of the book!

    "FOREWARD BY SARAH PALIN"

    "Send Me More Money..."

    One, two, three, four words... yup that's forewords by Sarah Palin.

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  70. Anonymous4:11 PM

    Sarah endorsed and campaigned with this racist asshole. And the pedophile was on hand as well. I guess it's ok with Sarah to pal around with pedophiles, given her early childhood influences.

    GOP Senate Candidate Calls Draft Dodging Pedophile Ted Nugent a Patriot

    West Virginia Republican Senate John Raese said of Nugent, “Government can’t control the economy without controlling the people, can it? And that’s what’s going on in this administration. How many of you remember Ted Nugent? I do. Ted Nugent came to West Virginia to help me in 2010. He came along with Sarah Palin and we had a wonderful event.”

    http://www.politicususa.com/ted-nugent-pedophile-patriot.html

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  71. Great job on the first paragraph, Gryphen! Surely the book will be chock full of (less obvious) mythology.

    Like the short film commissioned to counter 'Game Change', this book is likely her response to Joe McGinniss. I hope the ghostwriter refused to scratch Sarah's itch to attack McGinniss and his sources.

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  72. Anonymous4:18 PM

    The dollar store just posted a note saying "Sarah please don't try to sell us your daddy's books next week. There's no way we can ask for a buck for that book in our stores.... Customers will complain a dollar is too too much money, that it would cheaper to buy one ply toilet paper instead!

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  73. Anonymous4:22 PM

    She is NOT 'our' Sarah in Alaska! We'd love nothing more than being rid of the Palin and Heath families. They have stained the State of Alaska and are nothing more than embarrassments to the residents of the state.

    They are proven liars and frauds! Todd is a pimp -Daddy Chuck is suspected of incest - Sarah is one screwed up broad (hates men alluding always to their private parts!) and she has made her kids a mess - especially Bristol!

    Anyone want them in the lower 48? We'd tell them not to let the door hit them in the ass as they leave Alaska!

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  74. WakeUpAmerica4:26 PM

    I see that the Tundra Turd's mental illness is clearly genetic.

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  75. Anonymous4:27 PM

    Look! Sarah has her legs wrapped around Chucky. Brings back lots of old family memories.

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  76. WakeUpAmerica4:28 PM

    WTF!!
    Who, pray tell, writes the foreword for a book written about herself? How bizarre is that? Their narcissism knows no bounds.

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  77. Anonymous4:30 PM

    How many copies did $arahPac buy up? Hahaha! Gotta keep the money flowing, even if it is laundered a little here and there. Grifters are all in on the action from the top down with all the family and friends living off the shrinking teat that is $arahPac.

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  78. Anonymous4:30 PM

    @4:36 I can't reply to the comment above in the appropriate place for some reason.

    Are you a Bill O'Reilly/Fox News clone? "What say you?"--Why can't you just ask in a normal way instead of the Fox, uneducated, cutesy way?

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  79. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Just noticed that the publication date is set for Sept. 2012...timed with hopes of grabbing some spotlight time for Sarah during the coming presidential campaign.

    I can't wait for the book her mother and sisters will write before the 2014 elections...and the one from her daughters in 2015-6.

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  80. Anonymous4:34 PM

    WTF?

    "An Intimate Portrait by Her Father and Brother?"


    Jesus Christ! Don't tell me this is another tell all book like Bristol's book.

    We don't need to know what they did behind closed doors. That's between Sarah, Chuckie and her brother Chuckie Jr.

    Leave us out of that shit!

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  81. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Is the picture on the book the trial bride and trial groom?

    That's how the Palin's roll!

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  82. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Burger King just announced that they will be nicer to Bristol. More humane to pigs.

    http://money.cnn.com/2012/04/25/news/companies/burger-king/index.htm?hpt=hp_t3

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  83. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Well, it might interesting if some of their accounts of events don't square with the alibis and 'legend' that Sarah's been promoting all this time. I just don't have the stomach to read anything that purportedly comes directly from anyone in that family. I value my mental health too much.
    M from MD

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  84. Gryphen, I know you pride yourself on not censoring. But Kristy's DOZENS of comments on this post are ruining it. She is abusing the comment system, posting the same drivel over and over. Please do not feel bad about sending her comments to the pen. She is about to make me, a longtime devoted IM fan, jump ship. It's impossible to follow the comments when she is popping her pathetic head up on LITERALLY every single one to either lie about Palins or deny truth about Palins.

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  85. Well that solves for me a mystery for me.
    I know now why Chuckie Jr.has been commenting on the c4p blog.Future customers, they will probably run out and buy 2 each. :-)

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  86. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Is this book going to explain how Sarah was "always losing her underwear" as a young girl as Chuck has told us before?

    Little Rabbit

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  87. Anonymous5:28 PM

    If they are such a close, strong family why did Cuck have to photoshop a pic of his daughter with him?

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  88. Anonymous5:29 PM

    I'm sure it's already been said, and I may be wrong, but wasn't she made in Idaho?

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  89. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Chuckie and Chuckie Jr. aren't stupid enough to rehash the boast about boarding a transcontinental flight after a amniotic fluid leak without a medical check for a premature Down Syndrome baby from a high-risk mother (over 40, 7th pregnancy, history of miscarriages).

    ... or maybe they ARE that stupid.

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