Thursday, April 19, 2012

Ted Nugent's pants prepare to receive a fear induced load, as the Secret Service arrives to "ask a few questions."

Today the Secret Service is paying the "Motor City Douchebag" a visit after Theodore got himself all excited on the radio and suggested he might break the law or eat a bullet if when President Obama wins a second term.

Here is the statement from the Secret Service:

A Secret Service spokesman declined to directly address whether the federal agency tasked with protecting the president would be meeting with Nugent. 

"We are aware of the incident with Ted Nugent, and we are conducting appropriate follow-up," said spokesman Brian Leary in a statement. "We recognize an individual's right to freedom of speech but we also have a responsibility to determine and investigate intent."

The visit was in response to this rather deranged episode of Theodore Anthony Nugent showing off to a room full of NRA supporters and radio listeners.

Now personally I think that the idea of Nugent suggesting he might off himself when Obama is reelected is the first real sign of patriotism I have ever heard him verbalize.  After all who doesn't think this country would be MUCH better off without him around?

However I seriously doubt that the Secret Service visit will result in any charges of criminal behavior.  Nugent is just one of those panty-waists who like to talk tough when there is no chance anybody will call their bluff  and kick their ass.

Actually Ted had the opportunity to put his skinny white ass on the line, and prove what a he-man he was, back in the 1960's by going to Vietnam to fight for his country.  But instead Theodore spent several days crapping himself (Which is the reason for the above headline) to get a deferment when his number came up in the draft:

(Nugent claims) that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment.

Oh yeah, SUCH a man!

I have lived in Alaska my entire life, and these sorry excuses for manhood are fucking EVERYWHERE! You can usually spot them because they are wearing mismatched camouflage clothing, have a clearly mistreated dog chained to the bed of their pickup trucks, and a gun rack prominently displayed next to the Confederate flag in their rear window.

Not only that but their houses are full of animal heads, their refrigerators are full of cheap beer, and their wives are full of regret and thoughts of suicide. When you walk in you are not sure if you should laugh out loud, suggest counseling for his wife and kids, or bring him a pamphlet for surgical penis enhancement.

And speaking of wives, Ted also has yet another problem as revealed on the VH1's "Behind the Music:

"Ted spends the bulk of this program proving what a hypocrite he is. He lambastes drug users and alcohol drinkers, but repeatedly admits (without a trace of humility, however) to being a serial pedophile. Two relationships (one with his wife and one with “muse” Pele Massa, who was 17 when they started dating) were ended due to Ted’s infidelity while on the road, often with underage women."

Gee a guy who craps himself to avoid fighting for his country,  threatens to break the law or kill himself if his candidate is not elected, and preys on underage girls.

Is this REALLY the guy who Mitt Romney begged for an endorsement?

Why yes it is!

Well we know that Romney is a desperate politician who would sell his wife into white slavery to Donald Trump in order to be President, but surely there cannot be ANYBODY else who would allow themselves to be associated with such a vile human being. Right?

(Okay if you did not expect to see this last one, you should be ashamed of yourself.)

Personally I think we have discovered the PERFECT figurehead for the Republican party. After all this is an individual who has a fetish for war (But would never serve himself), makes threats of violence (But is too cowardly to back  it up), and takes advantage of the young, the vulnerable, and the undereducated.

So from now on, when you think GOP, think of this face.


Pretty much says it all, don't you agree?

145 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Nugent is desperate for attention. He'll drop hints about how he told off the Secret Service in every performance for the next decade. Money in the bank for Nugent.

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    1. Anonymous11:51 AM

      He talks "big" with a "small" penis.

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    2. Anonymous11:57 AM

      Is all some you think about is what can get you more money in the bank. Geez. Money is not everything.

      The Secret Service WILL give that idiot a stern warning, and they won't be JOKING.

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  2. Anonymous8:56 AM

    As a life long Alaskan, I agree that this sort of man exists. Many are "end of the roaders" the social missfits that have come to Alaska to escape society. Others are what my mother would call "white trash" no manners, poor upbringing, and little or no education.

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    1. ...and there is 'white trash' in every state in the union. We've got plenty of them in the wilds of central/eastern Oregon as well.

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    2. Anonymous3:02 PM

      Got a cajillion of them in central PA - land of clinging to guns and religion.

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    3. Anonymous4:27 PM

      Oh yeah, got 'em here in upstate NY too. Yuck.

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    4. Anonymous5:34 PM

      Ditto, Michele Bachmann's district, MN.

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    5. Anonymous11:07 PM

      Don't think they all left Texas to work on the pipeline. There's plenty left here!

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    6. Anonymous12:34 AM

      Thanks mom1 Man I didn't recognise either one of them!

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  3. Anonymous9:00 AM

    I don't think Ted was implying he would shoot himself if Pres. Obama was re-elected, but that he would be shot by the Secret Service because he had attempted to shoot the President. Pretty sick either way.
    ~physicsmom

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    1. FEDUP!!!9:32 AM

      OOPS! Didn't read the comment first - My take is the same as yours, Physicsmom! :(

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    2. Anonymous9:35 AM

      That's how I interpreted Nugent's comment too physicsmom. He said something to the effect of either being dead or in jail.

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    3. nora in California10:02 AM

      That is exactly what I thought he was implying -- that he'd try to shoot the President and be imprisoned or killed as a result. THAT is the threat I heard, not "chop off their heads"...

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    4. Anonymous11:49 AM

      Yep, you are right.

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    5. Anonymous11:50 AM

      His rhetoric was full of violent images like telling the crowd if a coyote pees on your couch you shoot it. He was inciting "others" to violence since we know this "braveheart" is really a coward.

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    6. Anonymous12:03 PM

      yep agree...trying to take out the President!! nasty piece of shit.

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    7. Anonymous12:28 PM

      Nora, he actually did say "chop off their heads" later in the same rant...I understand free speech, but when does it cross the line into sedition?
      ~physicsmom

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    8. Anita Winecooler7:50 PM

      Spot on, physicsmom. His bravado during that interview would be interesting in comparison to his cowardice while questioned by the Secret Service. This type of psycho is much like Rush and Beck. "I I I got carried away.....didn't mean any harm against...... against.... the President....... But he knows it won't be taped nor released, and can use his free speech to kiss the radical fringe's butt all he wants.

      Romney's made a huge mistake by asking for his endorsement. There's no way to walk this one back.

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    9. Anonymous11:09 PM

      I agree. Ted's comments implied that he would be dead because of an action he would take against Obama.

      What other action could that be if not attempted murder. Trash like Nugent doesn't commit suicide.

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  4. Anonymous9:06 AM

    It's a bit brutal to suggest Alaskan wives think of suicide. Many of us are perfectly prepared to put on our boots and walk out and take care of ourselves.

    As for your summation of the GOP and Nugent who takes its maidenhead, . . . yup.

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    1. Anonymous11:11 PM

      Considering that spouse and child abuse are HUGE problems in Alaska, it's apparent that the majority of women in Alaska are not as strong as you.

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  5. hedgewytch9:07 AM

    How in the hell Nugent ended up as "famous" as he has is beyond me. He calls himself a musician - he can't hardly master 3 straight cords - and song writing? I don't think so. He calls himself a patriot - yet he clearly hates most American's and is only a patriot when it doesn't involve getting his own skin threatened. He calls himself a hunter, yet they way he brags about his "trophies" is disgusting to many real subsistence hunters such as myself. I too have lots of animal heads, skins, bones, etc. around my house - but the difference is these things are kept/used to remember and appreciate the amazing creature, to teach others about natural history and as natural history art objects. Nugent has animal heads, skins on his walls to show what a "man" he is.

    He is yet another narcissist idiot who's too stupid to know better; and I'd love to drop him with nothing but his compound bow, one bolt and his skivvies out in the center of Middleton Island and tell him to go get a deer. (Al la his own methodology on his "reality show".) snicker, snicker - I bet some of y'all understand this last statement better than others...snicker, snicker....

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    1. Anonymous9:35 AM

      Good old staged hunting for Mr. Ass Scratch Fever!

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  6. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Willard Nugent has a nice ring to it. Maybe he'd like a date with one of the Romney Stepford Sons.

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  7. Jeanabella9:07 AM

    Palin is Breitbart & Nugent personified! White Trash!

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  8. Finally. The Insane Clown Posse shows its true leader. The silence from Sarah and other "patriots and rill Mericans" is deafening. But they were absolutely frothy-mouthed over Hilary Rosen's comment. Dems should make these pictures a big part of the campaign. And we should ALL turn up the heat on their blatant hypocrisy. Great post, Gryphen. and, now more than ever, we need a DEMOCRATIC LANDSLIDE!!!

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    1. Anonymous11:51 AM

      rill Mericans? hahahahahahahahaha

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    2. Anonymous11:52 AM

      Democratic LANDSLIDE! LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!

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    3. Remember, Remember, the 6th of November!

      Let's create a Landslide and show these Refuglicans the exit!

      Obama2012!

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    4. High Five and Fist Bump, JayKen!

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  9. Anonymous9:08 AM

    Oh look at Sarah. Sarah thinks she's a rock star and a tiny, delicate little Hollywood starlet. But she's also a wickedly insecure little cus, she looks a bit sickly there also too.

    Sarah, the next time you want to intimate that a grown man wants to peer through Piper's curtains, make sure you say Ted's name right.

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    1. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Sarah thinks she's the first pregnancy faker for political gain. As a result she is worth 3X the money as a political analyst. Right Bristol?

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    2. Anonymous10:55 AM

      like this one!
      poor poor piper, the poor girl will never have a chance at life, I really do feel sorry for her.

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    3. Anonymous11:09 AM

      Cold. But too true.

      Funny how she likes to hang out with these peddies, huh?

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    4. Anonymous11:10 AM

      Teddy the Peddie

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    5. Anonymous12:18 PM

      Palin around with pedophiles.

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    6. A. J. Billings1:49 PM

      WOW!. PALIN around with Pedophiles.

      That's pretty clever

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  10. Anonymous9:16 AM

    He's also performing at Godman Airfield (Fort Knox) in June. Sorry, but if one needs to have a meeting with the Secret Service over comments made that can be considered threatening to the President, one shouldn't be playing at a military base.

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  11. Ted Nugent still Mitt's new BFF9:27 AM

    More on Ted Nugent at a Daily Kos post. I learned a few things about this twisted POS there.

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/19/1084636/--I-don-t-care-if-you-re-just-thirteen-

    Be sure to check out the lyrics for "Jail Bait" and "Girl Scout Cookies".

    Also a new site Pedophiles for Romney. http://pedophiles4romney.tumblr.com

    http:www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/19/1084636/--I-don-t-care-if-you-re-just-thirteen-

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  12. imnofred9:28 AM

    Even though I think he's an asshole, I still listen to some of his music (Amboy Dukes and early solo stuff).

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    1. Anonymous11:13 PM

      thinking about his pedophile tendencies turns the music rancid for me.

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  13. Anonymous9:29 AM

    Maybe Barstool should have a trial marriage with Nugent?

    That surely would boost Barstool's sorry reality tv show if it ever gets televised.

    Barstool Bristol would screw anybody to get a reality show.

    Sorta like a small town sports tv reporter screwing a college basketball player in her sister's college dorm room just to get an interview.

    I guess history does repeat itself. Mother like daughter!

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    1. Anonymous12:20 PM

      Brisdull is too long in the tooth for Ted.

      Piper, however...

      Sarah,

      Why not invite Uncle Ted over for a salmon bake???

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    2. Anonymous12:26 PM

      Brisket is way too old for Nugent, Sarah would have to offer up Piper to her friend the pediophile.

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    3. Anonymous12:32 PM

      Nope. Not gonna happen. She's too old for him.

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    4. Anita Winecooler7:59 PM

      Ewwww

      Just the thought makes my skin crawl. But there is a fungible commodity there to be taken advantage of for the good of American independence, and besides, kiddie porn makes money, right Sarah?

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  14. Anonymous9:29 AM

    So, has he refrained from using the bathroom for the last three days then?

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  15. FEDUP!!!9:31 AM

    "Now personally I think that the idea of Nugent suggesting he might off himself when Obama is reelected is the first real sign of patriotism I have ever heard him verbalize. "

    I didn't take his statement to mean that he would 'off himself' - I took it to mean that he would be killed because *he* would try to kill our President!

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    1. Yeah, that's not going to happen.

      Theodore is a coward.

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    2. Anonymous1:33 PM

      He may just have a Breitbart moment. The Palin curse got him, it could happen to Theodore.

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  16. Anonymous9:34 AM

    Why is anyone shocked that draftdodger Ted backs draftdodger Mitt. No different both are cwards

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  17. lilli9:47 AM

    Sarah doesn't mind being around this arrogant creep..she's lived with arrogant creeps all her life!

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  18. lostinmn9:48 AM

    And what do you want to bet good old Ted wanted to go down to the airport and spit on the troops when they came home from the Nam? I have no respect for asshats like this. He probably crapped his pants because that's what he would have done if he'd served and gone under fire. What a prick and a spineless coward. No wonder Sara gets all wet thinking about him

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  19. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Beyond sad, beyond disgusting, simply beyond the pale.

    I think several of your readers have it right: where is the GOP leadership in condemning this vile piece of humanity and his sniveling diatribes?

    The GOP will now stoop to any level in its desperation to get power. Beware. If the GOP takes over the Congress and the Presidency, you ain't seen nothing yet in terms of suffering and degradation of values we once believed in: honesty, fairness, hope for all. Those things will exist - if only in our dreams.

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    1. Anonymous12:37 PM

      I have both nightmares and daymares about that happening. I will be living in fear until the election results are announced. I'll do my part to help get the President re-elected and keep my Democratic Senators and Representative in Washington, but I worry that it won't be enough.
      ~physicsmom

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    2. Anita Winecooler8:04 PM

      What gets me is the GOP's silence on this issue. Silence equals consent, so they're all gunning for seditious statements and threats to the President.

      Remember, their number one goal is to make sure Obama is a one term president.

      Ted's your answer.

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  20. Ted Nugent was too cowardly to serve in Vietnam and still makes violent statements to get attention. While he himself wouldn't shoot anyone there may be other people who hear his words, take inspiration from him and who will commit a violent act. Watch the video of him making the statements about shooting President Obama - there are several in the audience who nod their heads in agreement when Nugent calls for shooting the president.

    Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin have a lot in common. We saw that Sarah didn't know how to "lock and load", her daddy had to do it for her but she provoked at least one other person to do it for her. Six months out from the election and it's started up again. No Republican called Sarah Palin out when she broadcast her crosshairs map. So far, I haven't heard of any Republican condemning Nugent for his remarks before the NRA.

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  21. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Off Topic:

    http://www.thejanedough.com/willow-palin-prom/


    So This Just Happened
    “AlaskanMonster” Asks Willow Palin To Prom On YouTube [VIDEO]

    Older sister Bristol Palin wrote in a Thursday morning blog post that she was proud of her younger sibling for graduating from high school more than a year ahead of schedule. Upon stating that Willow’s upcoming educational endeavors will be revealed on her new Lifetime show, Bristol writes that Willow’s close guy friend made a nice YouTube slideshow clip as a way to ask her to the most important dance of high school.

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    1. Anonymous12:31 PM

      How did she graduate a year ahead of schedule? She's the same age as everybody else in her class, isn't she?

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    2. Anonymous12:38 PM

      Willow’s upcoming educational endeavors will be revealed on her new Lifetime show ? ?

      It sounds like they are working on a fantasy love story with Willow. Might be covering up something. The Palins only 'graduate' when someone lies about it or Mommie Dearest purchases a diploma. Who is going to believe she has 4.0 grade average or a modest 3.9?

      Is Laura Donovan doing all the Palin girls PR now? Another fake, no one cares about them. No one can believe there is a show, even a bad one. Where is proof that anything sold? Why is Lifetime stringing them along? Are they still giving them a chance to find a scheme that will bring in viewers?

      The Willow dude looks like another dud. Is that all they can come up with?

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    3. Anonymous12:48 PM

      “AlaskanMonster” baby daddy? Nice of him not to use the use the pictures now that she has porked up.

      OMG! Sarah did it! Broke producer's necks and got the no-talent a greenlight for 10-episode docuseries
      http://www.deadline.com/2012/02/lifetime-greenlights-bristol-palin-docuseries/

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    4. AnonymousApr 19, 2012 01:48 PM

      That article is dated "Wednesday February 29, 2012"

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  22. Just in: VEEP not Palin and Willow gets asks to the prom

    Too bad about Willow having to beg off on the prom. Can't fit her baby bump into her prom dress.

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    1. Anonymous12:27 PM

      Really - do tell

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    2. Anonymous1:50 PM

      She's still Rotund, but it seems the BABY has already been Birthed. Keep those LEGS SPREAD, GIRLS, JUST LIKE MAMA TAUGHT YOU.
      The WASILLA BABY FACTORY is functioning well.

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  23. Anonymous10:28 AM

    On behalf of the thousands of Vietnam soldiers who also DIDN'T want to go but DID and lost their lives doing their Patriotic Duty...

    FUCK YOU NUGENT!

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    1. Anita Winecooler8:09 PM

      Thank You!

      But can the "FUCK" part be done with an inanimate object- don't think Ted's up on his shots, and who knows what he's been with.

      Stay Safe, just sayin!

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  24. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Nugent is a rabid rightie who's frothing at the mouth but if you think the SS is going to slap his wrist you have become delusional.

    And really, are all those pics meant to enrage your audience are they all for your own benefit?

    Relax, slow down, and take a deep breathe. There's nothing that you are doing that is going to get rid of Palin any faster.
    luv from Canada.

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    1. Anonymous12:11 PM

      If you hadn't put "luv from Canada", I might have believed your spill. What you probably meant is "luv from Wasilla."

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    2. It's called commentary, "luv."

      And don't be so sure that "nothing [Gryphen] is doing is going to get rid of Palin any faster."

      It's called death (to the political career of Sarah Palin, AIP) by a thousand cuts. By my reckoning we're at about 900, at least. And I'm patient.

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    3. Anonymous1:45 PM

      Sarah Palin is TOAST. She is laughed at and used by FAUX NEWS. You can continue to follow that sorry excuse for a Mother as she plunges down the ravine. Todd Palin has placed the final Nail in the Coffin, PIMPIN' PIMPIN'.

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  25. Ted is backpedaling and whining like he lost his starched hood. He now says in a soft voice he wouldn't threaten President Obama life.

    He's another repug clown. Full of tough talk and no substance.

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  26. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Actually Gryphen, I think the vietnam war was a piece of shit and I respect anybody who spoke out and did everything possible to avoid the conflict. Somehow Nugent lost his way and became a nut job in the years between now and then. You did not live during that war and you have no clue what it was like to see your cousins and friends come home emotionally hobbled or in a bag. I did.

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    1. And I agree with you. I was against the Vietnam war even when I was a prepubescent lad living in Alaska.

      My point was the hypocrisy of talking like a gun wielding badass who in reality shit all over himself at the idea of actually backing up his rhetoric with action.

      And besides Teddy could have signed up for the military, or National Guard, many years after that if he had the proper size cojones.

      Which he clearly does not.

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    2. Anonymous12:07 PM

      What chaps my ass about Ted Nugent is that he lied about shitting and pissing his pants to dodge the draft. Either he lied when he first told the story to be a counter cultural rock and roll hero; or he lied later to deny that he had really shit and pissed his pants to avoid the draft.

      The right wing loves him for it either way.

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    3. Anonymous12:21 PM

      Many people served that didn't want to and did so bravely. Being against the war and draftdodging are two completely separate issues.

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    4. Anonymous1:40 PM

      @11:39 AM 2 of my brothers and I served in that War, and lost many friends. I also lost relatives in World War TWO, and the Korean War. But we all served our country PROUDLY, and those of us who survived came home to non-patriots like you. We were ridiculed and called baby-killers. But we continued to fight for our rights and continued our education. No matter what you felt about a War WE are Americans and should function as one. So Mr. pants crapping, DRAFT DODGING,12 year old girl screwing Nugent can STFU about shooting anyone. He and his A$$ SNIFFING SARAH AND TODD are TRAITORS.

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    5. Anonymous2:00 PM

      Have you ever heard of a conscientious objector? Draft dodging? I believe in it heartedly when the war one is faced to fight is immoral. Don’t even go there. I have seen both sides and it is an ugly reality. I believe more should refuse to fight unjust wars. I also believe the end of the draft is the reason the military industrial complex has taken hold in this country and our economy depends on continuous war.

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    6. Anonymous3:33 PM

      Wow 2:40: I can match your family soldier to soldier from my grandfather who fought in the trenches of World War I in France, to my uncles who fought in World War II in the Pacific, to my brother and cousin who fought in Vietnam. Unfortunately, my brother did not make it back and my cousin now lives in Australia and has no intention of returning to the U.S. We are a patriotic family and the day I really realized how patriotic was the family reunion where my grandfather stood up and described the hell hole we called the Vietnam War. His heart was broken and he said "no more." He marched in D.C., Seattle and wherever there was a demonstration he was there. But, he also knew the end of the draft meant we citizens would become sanguine and careless and most of us would check out of the public sphere. He saw it as a giving up of responsibility and our very patriotism. He was a man who raised a flag every day on his front yard. He never stopped doing so until the day he was physically unable to do so.

      Ted Nugent is a self-serving right wing asshole man devoted to his own celebrity.

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    7. Anonymous10:52 PM

      300 pm
      Conscientious objectors do not poo in pants etc. I think he could have been deferred had he married someone. He had money, arrangements have been made since marriage started.

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  27. Anonymous10:44 AM

    I think it's time to 5150 Teddy

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  28. Anonymous10:46 AM

    He is a treasonous PUNK, convicted pedophile, and a coward. He refused to fight for his country when called to serve, yet he can threaten the President of the United States. Let this be a warning to him, the Palins, Russ Limbaugh, and the rest of their ilk. We the American people will NOT tolerate this bullshit. Yes you have freedom of speech, but you must use that freedom responsibly.If not, we should lock these cowards up, and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. That goes for Mitt Romney as well, who has sought out the endorsement of this Jackass. Its time to send a clear message to these messengers of hate, that Enough is Enough.

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  29. Anonymous10:49 AM

    Where are Sarah Palin's responses defending her Pedophile, Pants Crapping, Ignorant friend and Fellow Teabagger. I wonder if Sarah was concerned
    about Nugent being near her daughters. Since he has bragged about dating very young girls.

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  30. Anonymous10:54 AM

    ONE OF THE LOWEST MOMENTS OF GRIZZLED MA'S SAD HISTORY
    Where was child protection when Piper needed them?
    http://workspc.com/images/misc/perry/perry_palin_nugent.jpg

    Sarah Palin, Piper Palin, Ted Nugent
    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/OGLMyth9f9P/Sarah+Palin+Attends+Campaign+Event+Texas+Governor/et572lGK6Ro/Ted+Nugent

    Only the cult will condone the cruelty and abuse the Palin family heaps on dear Piper.

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    1. Anonymous12:24 PM

      Parents who allow a child to pal around with pedophiles are as scummy as Ted's poop pants on American service. Couldn't he just give the Army the finger if he hated it so bad? He has karma with the Secret Service. I wish the world could see that justice prevails. Sorry to say he will spin this and trick the fools into giving him more gratis, NRA hero worship.

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    2. Anonymous3:58 PM

      Sarah Palin was worried about Joe McGinnis peeking at Piper, but she has no problems having her daughter stand next Ted "I likes them young" Nugent?!

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    3. In the image at the first link, Piper is bored. She's gazing off, thinking of something else besides at what every one else is gazing.

      And her shoes are two sizes too big.

      In the image at the second link ~ what a strange tiny smile she's allowing herself at whatever it was that had everyone else hooting.

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  31. Gasman10:56 AM

    My guess is Nugent is going to wet himself. He's all bravado and macho when it doesn't count. When he had the opportunity to use his guns in the service of his country, he couldn't quite muster the courage, however.

    The true test will be to see if he suddenly tempers his speech and tones down the violent rhetoric. Since he is a loud mouthed buffoon who has NEVER shown any sort of discretion before, if he does back off the violent rhetoric it will be because the Secret Service let him know in no uncertain terms that they indeed CAN throw his sorry ass in jail for the duration of President Obama's time in office and beyond if he keeps up with the hate mongering hyperbole.

    I kind of hope that he is actually dumb enough to try and push the issue.

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  32. Anonymous10:57 AM

    and Ted just likes to shoot & kill things that can NOT shoot back
    point a gun at him, he'd shit his pants.. again

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  33. drakvl10:58 AM

    Now, now. I find Nugent's politics to be thoroughly repugnant, but as a rock fan, I have to give the douchebag his due: that he played a large and important role in the history of hard rock is undeniable. Though as a person he's a joke, he deserves respect as a musician. And on a similar note, DKey: mentioning the Insane Clown Posse was just a low blow!

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    1. drakvl - As a fellow rock fan, I couldn't disagree more. The only "important role" Nugent has played is inciting a bunch of NRA gun nuts (sorry for the redundancy) to commit violence against a sitting American President.

      And I believe people have to earn respect. Nugent only "contributed" two minor hits. But I don't care if he wrote Stairway to Heaven, I will never respect this sorry-excuse-for-a-human-being. A total coward. And now revealed for all to see. And, "Insane Clown Posse" is Stephanie Miller's. Peace.

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    2. Gasman2:20 PM

      I've got news for you: he ain't that good a musician. You greatly overestimate his importance to music history. In 100 years I can guarantee you that musicologists WILL NOT be debating the place of "Wang Dang Sweet Poon-Tang" among the pantheon of great compositions of the 20th Century.

      He was always all flash and little talent. Just like today.

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    3. Maizen Blue2:43 PM

      Nugent talks like a hotshot but, back in the days of Detroit's Grande Ballroom, there were a dozen local bands that were better than the Amboy Dukes. The MC5, Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, Iggy and the Stooges, Cactus, hell -- even The Frost went on to become Grand Funk. Nugent wasn't and isn't that talented, he just got lucky.

      Nugent can't hunt for shit, can't write lyrics, can't sing, and should have done drugs to mellow the fuck out. On behalf of the sane people in Michigan, I apologize to America for this flaming asshole.

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    4. Anonymous7:17 PM

      Haha. My age is showing. I was there and this is true. Nugent wasn't much until the mid to late 1970's.

      Lots more truly influential bands-
      The Rationals, Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, Stevie Wonder and the list goes on and on. Ted Nugent isn't on it.

      I don't think Ted played Goose Lake either.

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    5. drakvl6:25 PM

      Fair enough; having been born in the '80s, my experience with classic rock was always second-hand, so I will defer to those more knowledgeable. At the very least, I got introduced to a few new bands. Muahaha!

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  34. Anonymous10:59 AM

    and he looks alot like johnny glitter

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  35. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Question:

    Today is Holocost observance day.

    What is Sarah doing to observe it? I mean, she must observe it right? Because she likes to run around with a star of David around her neck, right?

    Just a wonderin'

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    1. Anonymous12:28 PM

      Griff - you oughta do a post on this - with lots of pics of her with her HUGE star-of-David.

      Throw in a few pics of the Duggars with the same thing & you got major troll bait.

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  36. Anonymous11:10 AM

    Thought everyone here would enjoy this article from Addicting Info, especially when you see whose picture they used to begin the article, "Politicians Who Need To Be (Metaphorically) Hit In The Face With A (Verbal) Shovel" - love it! Unfortunately she's #4 on the list, not #1, but it still works for me.

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/04/19/politicians-who-need-to-be-metaphorically-hit-in-the-face-with-a-verbal-shovel/

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  37. Anonymous11:23 AM

    How can a draft dodger who lived in his own feces for a week wear military gear and call himself a patriot? Overcompensate much, Ted?

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  38. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Ok colour me stupid but who are the two men in the first two photos?

    -OzMud

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    1. Anonymous12:18 PM

      Pat Buchanan and Rick Perry

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    2. Anonymous12:43 PM

      Huckabee and Perry, two losers of course.

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    3. Anonymous12:46 PM

      Oz - You're not stupid, just not from around here. In the first photo it's Nugent and Mike Huckabee and in the second it's Nugent and Rick Perry.
      ~physicsmom

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  39. Anonymous11:40 AM

    New book claims the CIA murdered JFK mistress. Lucky for Shailey Lawes Tripp that Sarah Palin is a failure at politics and has turned to teaming with Piper for openings with Ted Nugent and giving her all to force Bristol into a Snooki Kardashian circus.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/19/mary-pinchot-meyer-jfk-mistress-assassinated_n_1434191.html

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    1. Anonymous12:15 PM

      It looks like Shailey couldn't hang until Friday. Could not find her blog. It was total bogus 'Ask' her anything.

      Malia Litman and Blade Catz, Vickie are her credibility until she comes back from her 'Christmas' opportunity.

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    2. Anonymous12:29 PM

      I'm so sick of conspiracy claims in relation to JFK.

      I mean, come on.

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    3. Anonymous2:04 PM

      JFK, long shelf life.

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    4. Anonymous3:11 PM

      Watch the entire movie, Dark Legacy - all the way to the end.

      http://thedarklegacy.com/

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  40. Anonymous11:42 AM

    It's no wonder Sarah Palin loves Ted Nugent. He's a big hypocrite just like she is.

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    1. And a bigot, just like Sarah is.

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  41. Anonymous11:48 AM

    Racist ol' asshole.

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  42. Anonymous11:54 AM

    It will serve Nugent right, to get blown away by the Secret Service, if he comes near our President.

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    1. Anonymous2:08 PM

      Nuge will be cowering with poop de pants, SS knows that he is like Sarah with cross-hairs. Nuge INCITES. He will be certain that someone else carries out what he wants.

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  43. Anonymous11:57 AM

    Gryphen! You should have a side by side of the evil twins showing their TRUE selves - it's quite terrifying when you click back and forth between the two!!

    http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/18/ted-nugent-600x450.jpg

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hmGCS3KBkeQ/T2OxY2rYFuI/AAAAAAAAB8Y/EBm30XlmuHk/s400/The+REAL+Sarah.jpg

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    1. Anonymous1:25 PM

      I'd love to see this side-by-side. Perfection

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  44. Anonymous12:09 PM

    I live in Texas where Ted does the majority of his performances now days. You all will be glad to know that you can see him at the local honky tonk for about $12.00 a ticket. The big time for Ted ended long ago. PS-even at those prices, they can't give away the tickets

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  45. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Uncle Ted sure knows how to get publicity and bring in some cash. He is another no talent creep, but there is a deaf, dumb and blind sucker born every minute.

    Cute kids of REALITY STAR CELEBRITIES
    http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/04/16/kendras-son-is-too-cute/

    Eat your heart out Sarah/Bristol. You EPIC FAIL.

    Is Bristol's pipeliner going to be able to compete? Will the Palin/Paoletti Mafia buy Gino a rock to give to Bristol? It ain't easy being a celeb. We hear Gino's film debut was a bust. About all he is good for is coming and going. Next big story will be telling where he went when he could sneak out.
    http://www.popsugar.com/Celebrity-Engagement-Ring-Pictures-22456794

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  46. Anonymous12:14 PM

    When Sarah was campaigning for VP in 2008, she inspired shouts of "Kill him!" when she talked about Obama "palling around with terrorists." The Secret Service reported an increase in threats against Obama's life after each of Sarah's speeches.

    We had no evidence that the shooter in Arizona was influenced by Sarah's "loaded" rhetoric about reloading, taking aim at, targeting Democratic candidates. However, her words were repeated in the context of the Arizona shooting. Sarah was indignant enough to issue a "Blood Libel rebuttal on TV.

    Nothing has changed. Firing up the low-information people who follow Nugent and Palin is like yelling, "Fire!" in a crowded theater. Maybe the person considers that free speech, guaranteed under the first amendment, but it puts people at risk, trampling each other to get out of a theater that's not on fire. Ted and Sarah choose their words carefully, as carefully as the hate-filled words which incited violence against abortion-providing doctors.

    Sarah constantly reminds us that Track is over there in Afghanistan protecting our freedom of speech (as if the Afghan people were going to come here and muzzle everyone). She and Nugent abuse that freedom by saying such hateful things.

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    1. Anonymous2:45 PM

      While the National Guard claims that Sgt Track Palin is in Aghanistan and after Jeremy Morlock proved how that war is effecting soldiers with predispositons and various troubles that the military ignores (drugs, redeployment, gang mentality, stress). The lowest form of brutality continues. It is more important than ever to know everything about Afghanistan and what we are doing there. The propaganda crap that the Palins of the world do is more egregious and reprehensible than ever.

      We need to know the truth about the phonies like Palin. Her son has very special privlege and there is no proof he was in combat in Iraq, or he is doing combat in Afghanistan now. But she will be allowed to use lies and propaganda to go on with the same bullcrap that keeps us killing our own soldiers and brutalizing another country, including their innocent civilians, women and children.

      Journalists: "In our case we’ve covered the Afghanistan war for more than ten years. I’ve made 14 trips there, and we have written about the sacrifices of the troops and their struggles and their accomplishment. We’ve covered the entire conflict. I believe the American public and our readers need to know everything about the Afghanistan mission."
      http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple

      Nugent is one of the lowest forms of excrement on the planet. Unfortunate that he will be free to push his gun happy twisted kill philosphy on the parents of young children that could end up like the miscreants that go off on Afghan people. The way Palins and Nugents work up their base could bring the same sick deadly brutality to American soil.

      The mentally disturbed like in Tucson, do not need a direct knowledge of what Palin or Nugent say or do. Palin/Nugent create an atmosphere, mass hysteria, use repetition, they are hypnotic to some and use the most dishonorable techniques. In the world the are creating for us all to live in crazies with guns can fulfill there wishes without them having a direct connection. Their charisma is more like a Charles Manson.

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  47. Anonymous12:16 PM

    Nugent is a unpatriotic draft dodging pervert preying on young girls. I heard that Courtney Love called into his show (which the show's website immediately scrubbed) narrating her first encounter with oral sex ala this loud-mouthed racist when she was only 12 and this man was almost 30. It's time for the young girls whom this man raped to come forward and file charges against this man for pedophilia. So perhaps he will get his wish anyway? He may be serving time in prison for raping children by this time next year. Anyone who is this overtly twisted and psychiatrically impaired is simply calling for help. I'd love to see the condition of his feces soiled slacks today following a little roughing up by the Secret Service!

    It's time for Nugent's young victims of pedophilia to come forward and sue this man for all he's worth.

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  48. Anonymous12:17 PM

    So now we have the Chillbilly grifter with her role model domestic terrorist Ted Nugent. Reminds me of the photo of Sally Heath standing with her arms around two domestic terrorists recently arrested and serving time in prison. Palin's political ambitions will never again see the light of day. She has so much baggage at this point that she needs to stick with being a bitchy backstage mom.

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  49. Anonymous12:19 PM

    Someone above hit the nail on the head: "Clown Posse". This is the biggest sideshow of morons, clowns, racists, and total eejits I've ever seen.

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  50. Anonymous12:26 PM

    FECAL DRAFT DODGER will now be surveiled for the rest of his days whether he likes it or not and he has no one to blame but himself. Couldn't happen to a more deserving racist fool.

    He's opened a can of worms and now his lurid past with young minor girls is sure to become national news. He's a fool if he thinks that the american people will tolerate his ugly brand of hatred and threats and degrading speech about women.

    Hopefully, the brave victims of this man's sickness will come forward now and file complaints about his crimes to the authorities.

    And he has the audacity to call others 'criminals'. Methinks that this man's mental illness of crimes he's committed are taxing him so tremendously mentally that he's projecting the concept of being a criminal onto others.

    Let's see....if Courtney Love was 12 and he was 27 and he's 63 now....that means that this man has been molesting minor children for how many years?? This may make the church's pedophile priests look benign. That amounts to 36 years of molesting children.

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  51. Anonymous2:02 PM

    PEDOPHILES FOR ROMNEY

    Some brave soul has set up a website exposing the crimes and hypocrisy of Romney for accepting the endorsement of Nuget

    http://pedophiles4romney.tumblr.com/

    Excerpt:
    This page will be taken down when Mitt Romney rebukes the endorsement of Ted Nugent and offers a public apology to all sexually abused children for seeking out and accepting it. Until then, he will be judged by the company he keeps.

    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qgkzYky41ru9hrmo1_400.jpg

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      This is precisely what needs to hsppen. Kudos!

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  52. Anonymous2:03 PM

    Wait a minute, is that a picture of Palin "palin' around with a terrorist?"

    What a fuck-up.. really Sarah, you are a shithead.

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  53. Anonymous2:04 PM

    I hope the CIA checks out Nugent's friends at the c4p site. There are a couple of them that actually sound just like him. Vile, violent language against the President and the First Lady. Saying things like "something, anything (and I do mean anything) must be done to stop his re-election."

    They link to a site for "more information for like-minded patriots". I'm sure they're all militia types, I'd call them treasonous types.

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  54. Anonymous3:53 PM

    This bastard is useless steaming pile of shit. Wouldn't it be marvellous if the world could get rid of Ted the molestor and Palin the pregnancy faking, lying criminal married to pimp daddy Toad. Everyone knows about your fraud, your stupidity, grifting and crimes. Take that bastard, animal killing pedophile with you when you go down the drain in your stench f endless shit.

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  55. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Nugent is despicable! So is gutless wonder Romney, who doesn't even have the decency to speak out about Nugent's vicious comment. The more Romney is out there, constantly bashing the President, the more disgusting he appears to be. How can anyone ever vote for that lying, phony sleaze? He'd be an absolute disaster as POTUS!

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  56. Anonymous4:26 PM

    You just know he has a tiny little penis too. Men like that always do.

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  57. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Perfect pair, Nugent and Sarah. Both assholes that will say anything for attention and money. It would be great if the secret service would pay a visit to Sarah also2.

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  58. Anonymous4:59 PM

    "I have never made any threats of violence towards anyone," Nugent said following the meeting, according to CNN. "I met with two fine, professional Secret Service agents," Nugent said in a statement. "[It was a] good, solid, professional meeting concluding that I have never made any threats of violence towards anyone. The meeting could not have gone better. I thanked them for their service, we shook hands and went about our business. God bless the good federal agents wherever they may be."

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    1. Anonymous5:39 PM

      What happened to all of that tough talk, Ted Nugent? They probably left because of the PUTRID SMELL.

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    2. Anonymous5:11 AM

      He had his fecal material hidden in every corner of his abode.....in drawers, closets, under beds, and smeared on every pair of jeans he owns so the SS had to leave. This is the man's legacy.....smearing feces via his anal/buccal orifice.

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  59. Anonymous5:39 PM

    Do you think the secret service will question Todd Palin too?

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    1. Anonymous5:12 AM

      They surely need to with all of the mounting evidence they are receiving.

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  60. Anonymous5:39 PM

    Todd Palin the Pimp! http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/2967112260.html

    Shailey Tripp's new website. be sure to read it and click on all the tabs!

    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/2967112260.html

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  61. Anonymous6:15 PM

    Yes I agree....the perfect picture of the Republican Party. and oh yes what a role model for scary sary little girl piper. Oh that great mom and homemaker sara, pals around with terrorist. Teddy noogent is nothing more than a old has been, draft dodger, child molester and now a NRA terrorist. He is a little man with a complex, has a very tiny weenie, is ugly, creepy and trash. I had 2 albums in my music collection of ted's. I trashed them. He is not worthy of collecting.

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  62. all419:03 PM

    Once again, a brilliant post.

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  63. Paul - Minnesota10:34 PM

    Ah Mitt:

    http://liberalslikechrist.org/about/chickenhawks.html

    http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/romney_sons_join_campaign_not_army/

    Short version:

    “The good news is that we have a volunteer Army and that’s the way we’re going to keep it,” Romney told some 200 people gathered in an abbey near the Mississippi River that had been converted into a hotel. “My sons are all adults and they’ve made decisions about their careers and they’ve chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decision in that regard.” He added: “One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president.”

    The longer version (bottom link, above) is even stranger. Also about Mitt's niece, her husband and lawn care, Mitt's son in a Winnebago and more.

    Plus, in 2007, typical sketchy Mitt flip flopped on his answer later.

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  64. Anonymous10:47 PM

    Great Minds Think Alike!

    My facebook status for yesterday, "Thought I ran over the cat with the lawnmower but realized it was just someone listening to a Ted Nugent song."

    When someone asked what I had against Ted Nugent my reply was Nothing, Personally I like to see a good freak show at the circus.. =)

    Gypsy

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  65. Anonymous11:06 PM

    Ugh! I did not know all this about Ted N. How disgusting. And even more disgusting that presidential candidates were openly palling around with this draft-dodging pedophile.

    Speaking of nasty... that pic of Palin, with her nasty smirk, perfectly shows off her man-jaw.

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  66. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Nugent just pleaded guilty to shooting a bear in Alaska

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