Monday, May 21, 2012

Bill Maher on Mitt Romney's visit to Liberty University: "A guy in magic gym shorts talking to virgin Baptists. Clown, meet college."


Courtesy of the Huffington Post:

 "You can't expect me to believe anything Mitt Romney said last week at Liberty University, because a) he's a liar and b) Liberty University isn't really a university," Maher began. "It's not like an actual statesman visited a real college. It's more like the Tupac hologram visited Disneyland and said what he would do as president during the Main Street Electrical Parade."

I loved this part of Maher's New Rules on Saturday, because it has long irritated me that these religious schools are allowed to teach bullshit to their students and pass it off as an "education." Because the University meets the requirements of  accreditation the students, at least on paper, appear to be as knowledgeable as students from any other university.

Of course what they really are is little Fundie soldiers who are supposed to go out into the world and change law, politics, and even entertainment in this country to meet Jerry Falwell's extraordinarily narrow Biblical world view.

But Mitt Romney, who KNOWS he must get the Evangelicals to support him or he is as dead in the water politically as his wife is in the marital bed, sucked it and actually pretended that he was talking to a group of people who respected him. Which of course they didn't, as evidenced by the fact that one of the classes offered is called Theology 678—Western and New Religions.

Here is the description of that class's curriculum:

"The history, doctrines, and present state of the major cults such as Mormonism, Christian Science, Jehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventism. The course will also include a study of the Occult Movement. Emphasis is placed on the errors of these groups and on methods and materials for confronting them effectively."

 Oh yeah I'm sure they hung on his every word.


35 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:25 PM

    O/T

    President Obama was asked about NJ Mayor Booker's comments on Meet The Press re the Bain Ad.

    Here is President Obama's response at Nato conference in Chicago.

    President Obama of course was kind and diplomatic. I'm hoping it was the between the lines silent 'finger flip' to Booker for that stunned and stupid fact that we know but clearly Booker didn't think about as he can't walk & chew gum at the same time -- it takes President Obama off message and the media then concentrates on it.

    STFU Booker. Hope next 'rescue' or 'shovelling' or beach cleaning -- he does a face plant!!

    People could only wish that Booker would defend the jobless, the victims of Bain, as passionately as he defended private equity in his statements on MTP.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex1H5q9m5B0

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:01 PM

      This asshat sucked up to Governor Christie, so I'm not surprised by this at all.

      now he's "clarifying" what he said on Meet The Press.

      http://youtu.be/GsdD3AvSgVQ


      Booker fucked up big time, by bringing up Jeremiah Wright and Bain Capital. He's on Rachael clarifying his you tube re clarification.

      Next stop- re clarifying the clarification on you tube clarifying his Meet the Press Gaffe after the GOP made the new ad.

      Stfu Booker, you nauseate me.

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    2. Anonymous3:23 AM

      Bain invested in Booker's mayoral campaign BIG time. No wonder he came to rmoney's rescue. The dope just didn't think it through, maybe believing the Bain investment would never see the light of day, wrongo Booksie. It's all out there. Bain paid you $565K to win your election.

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  2. I chided a Jewish friend long ago on supporting the Republicans since they were tolerating the Religious Right. He felt they (the extremists) were too few to matter. I may have used the example of weeds… not important until they take over the yard and resist control. He doesn’t want to talk to me about that any more.

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  3. hedgewytch4:17 PM

    They'll use this speech of Romney's for the final exam.
    Question #1: In what part of Mr. Ronmey's speech was he "lying for the Lord"?

    Question #2: Point out how many errors in Romney's religious beliefs are displayed this speech.

    For extra credit: How will Mr. Romney's presidential race affect the cult of Mormonism?

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  4. O/T Gyphen will we see some new work on Palin's face tonight.
    I will tune into Hannity for a look see.

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  5. O/T Gyphen,will you be watching Hennity to see if Palin has improved her face again or just had a bit of maintenance? She hasn't been seen for a few weeks:-)

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  6. Anonymous5:06 PM

    holy shit LOL, Palin on hannity with her old Lego hair and WTF handing on her ears?
    She is bobbing her head, rambling usual crap, licking her finger and tossing it on air, must be high! Hannity drools, so nothing new.

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  7. Anonymous5:22 PM

    Palin , has chandelier and Lego wig, and whats with her lips? Something is off, minus her brain.

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  8. She has a cold or an operation on her voice box.
    Plus a bit of a nip and tuck. Only thing that moves are her eyes [plenty of blinking]she can't even do a small smile it has to be a full toothy one.
    For some one with a sore throat she sure was chirpy.

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    1. Anonymous8:20 PM

      she had a neck lift and that is why she is hoarse. it is lifted up and the lower jaw up with it. my dear friend did the same thing to her face unfortunately.

      plastic palin-she walks, she talks, but no one cares.

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    2. Anonymous7:46 AM

      Wouldn't it be a hoot if she actually had a surgery on her voice box to change her voice and get rid of the screetch that so, so many throughout the US have given her negative press?

      There assuredly isn't anything the woman would do to make herself 'loved'!! I think she looks horrible after the current changes to her face. She looks weird and older. The smile is totally different and not as attractive as she was in 2008. Comparison photos need to be put up.

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  9. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Not too clear on my screen, but kinda looked like she had two pairs of earrings on. The longer dangly ones, plus (maybe) her old stand-bys....the Gold Alaska-shaped ones.

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  10. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Gryphen, PLEEEEEASE consider putting this blog on your blogroll, it's as uplifting and wonderful as Obama Diary and a place I include in my daily travels around the net. The humor is sublime and they manage to get some awesome articles and images, all with an absolute commitment to our President.

    Warning: Sweetness overload

    http://blackwaterdog.wordpress.com/2012/05/21/warning-sweetness-overload/

    A president.

    http://blackwaterdog.wordpress.com/2012/05/21/a-president/

    Must Watch: President Obama on why Romney economics matters (Or in one word: Checkmate)

    http://blackwaterdog.wordpress.com/2012/05/21/must-watch-president-obama-on-why-romney-economics-matters-or-in-one-words-checkmate/

    FYI: While we’re wasting our time on the sell-out Cory Booker – Barack Obama is ending the war in Afghanistan

    http://blackwaterdog.wordpress.com/2012/05/21/fyi-while-were-wasting-our-time-on-the-sell-out-cory-booker-barack-obama-is-ending-the-war-in-afghanistan/

    http://blackwaterdog.wordpress.com/

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    1. Anonymous6:04 PM

      I hope Gryphen listens to your suggestion. Regardless, I've bookmarked that blog. Thanks for the heads-up. It seems to be a fantastic outlet for the truth, and it does restore my hope when the GOP-dominated lies get me down. Thanks.

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  11. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Palin was chest heaving like hell tonight. Also hoarse. Saying the SOS.

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  12. Anonymous5:43 PM

    Latest polls have Obama winning Electoral College 354 to 182 over Romney

    http://www.nationalpolls.com/2012/obama-vs-romney.html

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  13. Anonymous5:45 PM

    Pastor delivers shocking sermon calling for extermination of homosexuals

    A North Carolina pastor is calling for the extermination of all gays and lesbians by locking them off behind an electrified fence and waiting for them to die.

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/north-carolina-pastor-calls-death-gays-lesbians-trapping-electric-fence-article-1.1082160#ixzz1vYi3vNsm

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    1. Anonymous7:03 PM

      This pastor and the people that listen to him live in their own personal hell on earth. They are stupid, undereducated miscreants that most likely off of our tax dollars (much of North Carolina lives off of our tax dollars.) It's pretty hard to take them seriously, and if there is any harm that comes to homosexuals, from these food stamp lovin', medicaid livin' poor white trash, they will certainly end up in jail, where we will STILL be paying for them! The poor, the stupid, and the overly religious will bring this country to it's knees. Then we will rebuild.

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  14. Just finished watching Baldy on InSannity!

    Well now we know what Baldy has been doing for the last few weeks while recovering from her face reconstruction...watching TBS...Disney Channel and Sesame Street! She gave a shout out to "Cory in the House"..."House of Pain" (boy she really likes her black folks huh!) and Mr. Snuffleluffagus!

    First...no screech..apparently she must have been yelling at the Toad...about what (could it be the Secret Service testimony this week that caused her to lose the screech?) because she sounded hoarse. I guess her head must not have healed properly because it looks like the wig was screwed on and then sprayed within an inch of it's life!

    The FACE!!! Looks like she finally saved enough to get her nose fixed...and her cheek bones filled out...but what was going on with her mouth??

    She also looked like she got some new "teefus"...top lip was barely showing...and when she smiled...she looked DERANGED. Her face looked like it was made of wax and her neck definitely was starched and ironed out because it didn't have that turkey thing going!

    Loved the Lieutenant Uhura shirt she was wearing...thought she would yell out..."Beam me up Toady" at the end of the interview! LOL!!

    Sean of course had her foaming at the mouth about President Obama and of course the pitbull couldn't resist the plate of dog food placed in front of her...because she chowed right on down!

    Instead of telling you word for word what Baldy spewed out this time I put what she said into my "Racist Hillbilly/Redneck Translator® purchased on Ebay and this is what she said....

    "That N***** boy ain't suppose to be President, that's only for good white folk except for Romney"!

    That's it...that's all she said! Just so everyone knows....she ain't going NOWHERE! She's got a new face and she ain't afraid to use it!

    Lord help us all!

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  15. Anonymous6:01 PM

    So, Romney at Liberty - a confluence of hypocrites.

    I'd like to know how Liberty can even identify facts to use against the cults and the occult. Facts to them are rather fluid and fuzzy things that they only manage to hammer down onto paper through the force of their ignorance and hate.

    May the hypocrites find their way to the appropriate level of the Hell they believe in. But then, maybe Dante is not on their reading lists (would they even know who he is?).

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  16. Anita Winecooler6:23 PM

    Love the new rule!
    I wonder if he got around to baptizing Jerry Falwell into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? That should get him extra credit tokens AND a corner office!

    Theology 678? Whoa! How many courses DO they have on "theology"?

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  17. Anonymous6:24 PM

    NC Pastor needs to tell his flock to quit having "gaybies"! This Guy is a loon and needs to have his IRS status pulled.

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  18. Anonymous6:33 PM

    And here she is in all her nasty glory:

    Sarah talks to Hannity - May 21, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MMEL1PISU&list=UUEUKMWREa6HLwfUlD3a3vtQ&index=1&feature=plcp

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  19. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Perky Palin and her Belmont girls on display tonight. She has "refreshed" her face - maybe a little too much starch. She sure does love being on Hannity. Won't endorse Romney - will support the nominee -anybody but Obama. She is one hate filled woman.

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    1. Anonymous3:33 AM

      She's trying to look like Tina Fey.

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  20. Anonymous6:46 PM

    After a hiatus of over a month, Palin with a new flat wig and chandeliers dangling on her ears,awful RED lipstick was was too wet, just returned from hunting, she had a green jacket,returned on Hannity’s program with an analysis of the state of the 2012 election!!!
    Suggests Allen West for VP, slams GOP consultants. She did not specifically endorse Mitt Romney by name, but said she would do all she could for “the GOP nominee” if asked, repeating the familiar “anybody but Obama” refrain.
    her voice was off- cold ?, and she kept smiling and too excited to be on TV i suppose.
    As usual sounded like an IDIOT, Hannity was drollin gall over her.

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  21. Anita Winecooler6:49 PM

    OT but isn't this rich?


    http://www.barackobama.com/mitt-romney-offshore-accounts

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  22. Anonymous7:14 PM

    OMG She had neck surgery and looks awful. Adams apple sticking out on Hannity

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  23. Anonymous9:03 PM

    I know you'll never allow this to be posted, but truly...I am sorry for whatever happened to you in this life to make you and your apparent followers such bitter & angry persons. The new face of the Democratic Party is something I can't even recognize we have became so ugly. What happened to us? It is all JUST SO INHERENTLY WRONG. This should never be any party's approach. God help us.

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  24. Boscoe9:05 PM

    Wow, $$arah looks like a ventriloquist dummy! Seems fitting...

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  25. Anonymous10:51 PM

    President Obama's campaign is way too polite to do so, but SOMEONE needs to make public the scoop of just what it is the Mormon cult hopes to gain by installing a President from their ranks.

    From what I read, even if only 10% of it is true, we are flirting with total disaster to allow Romney access to the position.

    If the slightly less batshit crazy rightwing pretend christians find out this stuff, the shit will really be hitting the political fan!

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  26. Boscoe, you nailed it. That is exactly what she looked like.

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  27. Karen in SoCal12:33 AM

    First of all, Anonymous 9:03, a.k.a. concern troll, this blog is not "the new face of the Democratic Party." We're making fun of Princess Dumbass and her tacky family. I doubt if everyone here considers themselves Democrats. So spare us your outrage.

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