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Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Comedian Alonzo Bodden performs devastating routine about Sarah Palin, "Bitch read a book!"
I love this!!! There are no real reporters anymore so she gets away with her "stupid" talk and no one challenges her. I posted for facebook so others could also get a good laugh!
He nailed it. If Walter Cronkite was still alive, he would mow her down in 2 seconds. Also, her "magic gift", besides licking her lips and winking, is to say crazy shit like it makes sense.
I watched Palin and her boyfriend Sean last night and she has definitely made some major adjustments to her face and neck. Must have some good plastic surgeons in Arizona. Definitely tightened up her man jaw. Better lighting helped as well.
Can't remember a thing she said, but she delivered her lines with her usual venom.
I saw that as well. Yup, definitely had some work done. I guess that explains the lack of screech as of late. Hoarse voice as well. Must be screaming at tawd re: Shailey Tripp a lot.
Yes, you need the filter there, of at least three stupid people between you and Sarah in order to not go crazy, and advance in a different direction and whatnot. Also.
I can't believe Oprah is still having that nasty racist bitch on her show. Oprah must be really desperate. The way Palin trashes President Obama, Oprah should be ashamed for having her.
It's part of her delusion that she truly doesn't get that most of the people in this country (now that she isn't any kind of political entity) find her ridiculous, just a joke, a funny-ha-ha one, laugh at her.
"Paris Hilton of politics", yep. And like Paris Hilton, her time is past, she's old news, getting older and less interesting or relevent with every inane appearance.
Ha, love the reference to her messing with your brain to listen to her as she talks "Crazy shit in a normal manner and you starting wondering if it's you."
I love this!!! There are no real reporters anymore so she gets away with her "stupid" talk and no one challenges her. I posted for facebook so others could also get a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteOMG! It wasn't just hilaious; it was also spot on! He definitely has her number.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Private Citizen.... hahaha
ReplyDeleteOMGosh that was funny thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteHe's right on!
ReplyDeleteHope he gives is thoughts on Bristol's show. That would be hilarious.
He nailed it. If Walter Cronkite was still alive, he would mow her down in 2 seconds. Also, her "magic gift", besides licking her lips and winking, is to say crazy shit like it makes sense.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. That was funny. Lots of good lines.
ReplyDeleteG - Have you been following Malia the past few days?
Pat Padrnos
Pat,
DeleteI know the question is for Gryph, but had to chime in. I have been following Malia's blog(long time reader), and she is on point!!!
Brett
I needed that!
ReplyDeleteI watched Palin and her boyfriend Sean last night and she has definitely made some major adjustments to her face and neck. Must have some good plastic surgeons in Arizona. Definitely tightened up her man jaw. Better lighting helped as well.
ReplyDeleteCan't remember a thing she said, but she delivered her lines with her usual venom.
I saw that as well. Yup, definitely had some work done. I guess that explains the lack of screech as of late. Hoarse voice as well. Must be screaming at tawd re: Shailey Tripp a lot.
DeleteLoved it!
ReplyDeleteBless her heart, an oldie but goodie, Sarah Palin lickin her finger again - isn't she adorable?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76606.html
I'd like to see Sarah explain the benefits of private equity in job creation. It's got to be all about job creation. . .
That was funny.
ReplyDeleteHilarious and SO True, Hi scara, truth hurts doesn't it, bitch.
ReplyDeleteYes, you need the filter there, of at least three stupid people between you and Sarah in order to not go crazy, and advance in a different direction and whatnot. Also.
ReplyDeleteSpot ON! Crazy bitch.
ReplyDeleteAgree she had some major neck work. Her larynx sticks out now....what a job!
ReplyDeletePoor Oprah...."Private citizen" Baldy hit her with the Palin curse and her network is fucked! She should of left crazy on the curb!
ReplyDeleteDude was hilarious....I doubt he'll receive any emails or threats from Baldy's flying monkeys...he'll just use them in his routine!
Gina M...I love your comments, but I have to be honest. I get frightened everytime I see that avatar! YIKES!
DeleteI can't believe Oprah is still having that nasty racist bitch on her show. Oprah must be really desperate. The way Palin trashes President Obama, Oprah should be ashamed for having her.
DeleteHILARIOUS! The Paris Hilton of Politics, i.e. attractive, dumb and won't go away!
ReplyDeleteWhat Sarah MEANT to say was she can get "PAID MORE" as a private citizen.
ReplyDeleteFame has found a whore.
I LOVE Alonzo Boden. He won "Last Comic Standing" several years ago but I haven't seen him in a while, so I really enjoyed this, plus, he's right.
ReplyDeleteIt's part of her delusion that she truly doesn't get that most of the people in this country (now that she isn't any kind of political entity) find her ridiculous, just a joke, a funny-ha-ha one, laugh at her.
ReplyDelete"Paris Hilton of politics", yep. And like Paris Hilton, her time is past, she's old news, getting older and less interesting or relevent with every inane appearance.
Ha, love the reference to her messing with your brain to listen to her as she talks "Crazy shit in a normal manner and you starting wondering if it's you."
ReplyDeleteBetty White on Sarah Palin: That is one crazy bitch.
ReplyDelete...LOL
That WAS funny! LOL
ReplyDeleteand true
I think